8 Short Funny Stories - Taking The Biscuit

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Short Stories

Short Stories

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8 Short Funny Stories, humour for the whole family! Over 2 hours of audio including:
1. Taking The Biscuit - read by James Bolam - 0:00
2. The Way To A Man's Heart - read by Julia McKenzie - 10:18
3. Edward's Problem - read by Hayley Mills - 24:51
4. Wish You Were Here - read by Penelope Keith - 44:05
5. Dear Mr Previn - read by Prunella Scales - 59:51
6. Twenty Five - read by Brian Blessed - 1:12:35
7. Goodbye Gertie - read by June Whitfield - 1:29:00
8. A Likely Story - read by Andrew Sachs -1:43:21

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@shelleymcafee8197
@shelleymcafee8197 3 ай бұрын
I love ‘Taking the Biscuit’! 😂😂😂😄
@cw4608
@cw4608 Жыл бұрын
The Story about Bernie was simply hilarious and diabolical at once. What perfect revenge.
@chellebrown6677
@chellebrown6677 3 жыл бұрын
For anyone bothered by the ads Skip to the end of the video then watch the 4 second ad then hit replay it removes the ads for you Xx
@kazwhymark3165
@kazwhymark3165 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip but it didn't work sadly I tried a few times
@sarahbrown7645
@sarahbrown7645 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@rahulram7263
@rahulram7263 2 жыл бұрын
KZbin Vanced is better
@theFIRSTstarpilot
@theFIRSTstarpilot Жыл бұрын
You re the best! God bless you
@pimpozza
@pimpozza 2 жыл бұрын
I have listened to these little gems numerous times over the past few years. Wonderful performances and great sound effects.. 👏 👏 *Edit: what a shame the ads have now become excessive and invasive, totally ruining the enjoyment*
@Aiko2-26-9
@Aiko2-26-9 8 ай бұрын
I agree about the ads. Very loud and too often
@sashayudkin4123
@sashayudkin4123 4 ай бұрын
Thank you! Great stories! I' ve enjoyed a lot.
@lgbeauchamp8735
@lgbeauchamp8735 2 жыл бұрын
Worth the time spent! Really sweet, funny and great narration. Please upload more. Thank you so much!
@DisobedientSpaceWhale
@DisobedientSpaceWhale 3 ай бұрын
What a funny story!
@securedcertification477
@securedcertification477 3 жыл бұрын
Old skool kitkat wrappers...from the days when penguins had shiny foil wrappers to...ah the good not so old days... the first story here has happened to a few people I know in real life lol..the kitkat bit anyway!
@purpleturkey11
@purpleturkey11 4 жыл бұрын
The first one ... "takes the biscuit" by far ... clever ! I too love KIT-KAT 😉
@7spiritualcompass706
@7spiritualcompass706 3 жыл бұрын
24:51...Narrator, Haley Mills? Wow. One of my favorite childhood actresses. Great stories. Thank you! ♥️👍
@natalya6091
@natalya6091 3 жыл бұрын
Hello.Thank you very much.
@YSLbogdann
@YSLbogdann 3 жыл бұрын
me not
@jaynejewitt4766
@jaynejewitt4766 2 жыл бұрын
Crying with laughter from beginning to end! Loved it. Thankyou. 🤣
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
Exactly how could that be?
@tootssuite23
@tootssuite23 2 жыл бұрын
More, please! 💜 Humourous shorts, that is. Delightful and highly entertaining! Thanks so much!
@raven9955
@raven9955 Жыл бұрын
Had a good giggle over that. Karma is a bitch. Thank you for sharing. Many thanks
@stewart88
@stewart88 2 жыл бұрын
Really appreciate all of these stories!! Thank you so very much!!!
@tripleAplay7
@tripleAplay7 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for this - very enjoyable 😊
@sugrbaby66
@sugrbaby66 6 ай бұрын
I thought i could listen to this going to sleep, i dont think im gonna sleep for the next 2 hours, im interested now! Too funny! The kit kat
@ericsebastiancarlos6379
@ericsebastiancarlos6379 3 жыл бұрын
The way to a mans heart is with a bullet..i looove how she read it...she really did a fantastic job and it was perfect..the writer was very john steinbeck at that moment...thankyou..
@judikingsman6132
@judikingsman6132 2 жыл бұрын
One of the brilliant English actors who've played miss Marple 😊
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
@@judikingsman6132 Only one true 'Miss Marple': Margaret Rutherford.
@judikingsman6132
@judikingsman6132 2 жыл бұрын
Oh. The first story is read by James Bolam. I've been a fan since the 60s when he was one of the Likely Lads 💥😆
@aprilapril2
@aprilapril2 5 жыл бұрын
Beautifully written. Beautifully read. They’re light hearted , thought provoking a bit melancholic, realistic, and here to make you smile. You must remember that LOL had a different meaning once. What a Fine pedigree of old stage, film and tv actors reading
@vanivor
@vanivor 4 жыл бұрын
Great stories, and it was lovely to hear James voice again, thank you
@fonzie4545
@fonzie4545 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Digitalhunny
@Digitalhunny 2 жыл бұрын
This 1st story was actually more of a British nightmare story, don't ya think? 😂😂😂 Hugs to you, from Canada 🤗💕
@imeldadouglas4353
@imeldadouglas4353 Жыл бұрын
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@hyacinthdibley2420
@hyacinthdibley2420 Жыл бұрын
I was listening to story No.1 and saw your comment. And just as I wondered what it meant.. I heard the end 🤣🤣. You are very right.
@user-uz2es2zp2n
@user-uz2es2zp2n 9 ай бұрын
The story with the biscuits appears in So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, the fourth book of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. It was written in 1984. It is based on a true incident that happened to Adams in 1976 at a station in Cambridge.
@Digitalhunny
@Digitalhunny 9 ай бұрын
@@user-uz2es2zp2n 😂😂 I wrote my comment over a year ago so, I'd honestly forgotten what I'd said. Imagine, my surprise when I opened up today's comments to see that, you my friend, appeared to be having some sort of medical emergency, like maybe a sorta verbally typed out stroke? "The story with the biscuits appears in So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish..." WHY?! _Why,_ did the author assume it'd be fine to write/ talk like THAT?? Sure, it's great _now_ that I understand what's happening but, man did you _ever_ scare the crap outta me. Great job! 😂😂 Btw, it's because of people like you, that are why I love THIS site, the very most. Thank you, for your comment, the scare & making me giggle at myself. Please, have a wonderful day, *hugs 🤗💕
@user-uz2es2zp2n
@user-uz2es2zp2n 9 ай бұрын
@@Digitalhunny Copypasted info re original biscuit story after remembering I'd heard it somewhere before and discovering it was Douglas Adams. I don't know what I find harder to believe, that my comment scared you, or that you wouldn't've read the Douglas Adams series. He was a brilliant, clever man (and also very British). I was sorry to hear the biscuits had been replaced by a Kitkat. Recommend you read Douglas Adams, (second only to Terry Pratchett imo), and be wary when eating biscuits in public places. Prob best to avoid KitKats altogether.
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
One should note the full meaning of "humour," as in "the" humours, and that the insignia is, after all, and 8 ball, as in, "being behind the." But exquisite short stories, notwithstanding. Thank you.
@kazwhymark3165
@kazwhymark3165 2 жыл бұрын
LoL 🤣 1 of those great British saying's'Soft in the head'!! We're definitely a funny lot 😅 These stories must be ancient because of how long it's been since ambulance people carried strecher's Plus the 1st & 4th good lol 🤣 KAZ🇬🇧😋😋😋
@ajp-wales110
@ajp-wales110 2 жыл бұрын
Early 90's
@feralbluee
@feralbluee 5 жыл бұрын
Just love the Gertie story - the young mother is just adorable. . . :} The last one was hilarious - almost worthy of the situations of Wodehouse.
@jonstein6868
@jonstein6868 3 жыл бұрын
Lovely...
@wendygillard2133
@wendygillard2133 4 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed these stories.
@ShortStories8
@ShortStories8 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Wendy!
@caralawson9013
@caralawson9013 4 жыл бұрын
That's a short story
@sandybaker7770
@sandybaker7770 6 жыл бұрын
Love the stories every one and the terrific narrators. So intelligent British..put me right in a relaxed state of mind. They ere funny in a marvelous tongue in Check sort of way. More please.
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 5 жыл бұрын
It is extraordinary, though, that the writers of the stories do not get credited.
@robertacomstock3655
@robertacomstock3655 3 ай бұрын
​@@Gottenhimfella was likewise disappointed looking for date of publication.
@user-uz2es2zp2n
@user-uz2es2zp2n 9 ай бұрын
The story with the biscuits appears in So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, the fourth book of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. It was written in 1984. It is based on a true incident that happened to Adams in 1976 at a station in Cambridge.
@stablecondition1581
@stablecondition1581 5 жыл бұрын
yup loved the stories, , first was a grabber, great laughs
@thekhellyseebreakerofchain9362
@thekhellyseebreakerofchain9362 5 жыл бұрын
How lovely. The stories n your voice
@piperrobyn9818
@piperrobyn9818 4 жыл бұрын
This last story is great ☺️😜
@wendybalahuralimited8729
@wendybalahuralimited8729 6 жыл бұрын
Loving all the stories
@rune1138
@rune1138 4 жыл бұрын
i just yelled bruh so loud at the first one
@Kellycreates123
@Kellycreates123 4 жыл бұрын
The first one was hilarious!
@jmclerkin
@jmclerkin 6 жыл бұрын
Love James' narration!
@YSLbogdann
@YSLbogdann 3 жыл бұрын
gay
@MadiBolland
@MadiBolland 8 ай бұрын
I listen to them every night bc they put me to sleep 💤😴
@dianadevlin3717
@dianadevlin3717 6 жыл бұрын
Loved the first story
@heidimchoo5536
@heidimchoo5536 5 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@YSLbogdann
@YSLbogdann 3 жыл бұрын
none loves u
@dianadevlin3717
@dianadevlin3717 3 жыл бұрын
@@YSLbogdann what do you mean??
@user-uz2es2zp2n
@user-uz2es2zp2n 9 ай бұрын
The story with the biscuits appears in So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, the fourth book of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. It was written in 1984. It is based on a true incident that happened to Adams in 1976 at a station in Cambridge.
@OowllwoO
@OowllwoO 5 жыл бұрын
Enjoyable simple stories.
@mangoheadquarters8134
@mangoheadquarters8134 5 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed every minute, MangoHead Likes
@deborahp2534
@deborahp2534 5 жыл бұрын
I'm listening to this as I eat a kit-kat with my left hand.
@DrDeejay89
@DrDeejay89 3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it's yours?
@andreajeffrey1966
@andreajeffrey1966 3 жыл бұрын
Looking for more stories like these
@alitajvidi5610
@alitajvidi5610 6 жыл бұрын
I liked the first story
@pixiepower9194
@pixiepower9194 Жыл бұрын
I'd forgotten why I had previously abandoned these well read stories and then ....the sodding advertisement interruptions🤯 began!! Abandoning them again.
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
I have found that the ads mostly stop.
@arlandoamb6754
@arlandoamb6754 3 жыл бұрын
The story about the kid Edward was hilarious to me I definitely can relate to that story when I was a kid I had a friend named James and we played hockey together now I'm an African American so playing hockey was interesting I love the sport always was the only black kid though but that's another story LOL but my friend James played with me he was a Caucasian kid we're still friends till this day but I remember when I first went to his house and we have a sleepover and then he came to my house and have a sleepover then about a year later they were going on a vacation and they wanted me to come and of course our parents knew each other so I went and that's when I found out that they were nudists and I definitely wasn't it was just so strange to me that they we're comfortable seeing each other naked but I went along with it and the reason I did was kind of the same reason at the end of the story I saw that they didn't I think it was weird or embarrassing it was like they didn't even notice they were naked which kind of made me feel comfortable and also he had a sister that was 4 years older than us and she had thingies LOL and I enjoyed seeing them and Mommy has some nice thingies to LOL I end up dating his sister when I got older in college we hooked up for about a year-and-a-half but we're still great friends me and Jimmy AKA James are still best buddies we are 40 years old now we have children we see each other every year he is still in Minnesota and I move to Atlanta 4 years ago but he still my best buddy talk to him at least five times a week our kids are great friends for some reason this story triggered a lot of memories just now I think I'm going to send this to my buddy so he can listen to the story hopefully he won't read the comments and see that I thought his mom had nice-looking thingies LOL.
@winonagumshoe388
@winonagumshoe388 2 жыл бұрын
That story was so cringy though 😬
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
@@winonagumshoe388 "cringy"" It was more of a coming to terms and acceptance story, no?
@diannadiatz1140
@diannadiatz1140 5 жыл бұрын
These remind me of some of Raol Dahl's stories,. Excellent performers. So much irony. Just discovered your channel.
@eunicestone838
@eunicestone838 2 жыл бұрын
There are a whole series off roald Dahl stories on here
@davesgrowboxesuk7568
@davesgrowboxesuk7568 6 жыл бұрын
I knew there would be a catch in the first story lol.
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, but the writer (I thought) quite cleverly drew a red herring across the trail for those who were sure he was going to discover his own packet when he dropped something on the floor.
@davidav2848
@davidav2848 4 жыл бұрын
First one was great
@daddygirlchanelhines4600
@daddygirlchanelhines4600 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you love.
@tiffwyton3157
@tiffwyton3157 4 жыл бұрын
Loved the furs story
@perrilous9262
@perrilous9262 4 жыл бұрын
Aaaahhhh... karma, hilarious 😆😆
@teagunn
@teagunn 4 жыл бұрын
The KitKat 😂😂😂😂😂 Been giggling all afternoon thinking about it! Thank you for making me laugh ... Been a long time 😂
@incomprehensiblyuseless
@incomprehensiblyuseless 4 жыл бұрын
Taking the Biscuit 00:00:17 - 00:10:05 The Way to a Man's Heart 00:10:23 - 00:24:35 Edwards Problem 00:25:10 - 00:43:55 Wish You Were Here 00:44:21 - 00:59:32 Dear Mr Previn 01:00:06 - 01:12:24 Twenty Five 01:12:50 - 01:28:43 Good Bye Gertie 01:29:11 - 01:43:04 A Likely Story 01:43:32 - 02:00:15
@vanivor
@vanivor 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for taking the time.....😉
@brashadyer
@brashadyer 4 жыл бұрын
God bless you
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
I didn't really see anything humorous about Edwards Problem . It's weird and a bit disturbing
@happyhappyjoyjoy2154
@happyhappyjoyjoy2154 5 жыл бұрын
If these are too risky for some of you delicate souls I recommend Disney Short Stories...or grow up ..either one
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 5 жыл бұрын
Risky? Perhaps you meant "risqué"? If you want to belittle others, you will be more effective if you don't come off as illiterate.
@feralbluee
@feralbluee 5 жыл бұрын
@@KZbinallowedmynametobestolen thank you - very well put. . .
@aprilapril2
@aprilapril2 5 жыл бұрын
May be .he really did mean too risky though!
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
Sorry but that third story was kind of weird ... at first I was thinking they were predators grooming that kid .
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
@@gardensofthegods I think your mind is unwell. I am sorry that this is so.
@annieartist3920
@annieartist3920 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spartacusoconnell3701
@spartacusoconnell3701 2 жыл бұрын
Can really picture mark Corrigan from peep show in the first sketch lol
@ssppeellll
@ssppeellll 6 жыл бұрын
I've seen a couple of KZbin videos re-telling the first story, "Taking the Biscuits." I don't know as they credited where they got the idea from.
@marsboyo1995
@marsboyo1995 4 жыл бұрын
The first one is a poem, The Cookie Thief!
@MrVinnie47
@MrVinnie47 3 жыл бұрын
Douglas Adams used it too. So long and thanks for all the fish.
@dontaylor7315
@dontaylor7315 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrVinnie47 It also happened to Adams in real life. He told it in a couple of interviews that are right here on YT.
@colleenwhite353
@colleenwhite353 5 жыл бұрын
1st story is reminiscent of The Cookie Thief poem
@angelalfaro2339
@angelalfaro2339 Жыл бұрын
Why is there no progress bar?
@jonwilson7121
@jonwilson7121 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@ThePattibeth
@ThePattibeth 6 жыл бұрын
There are wooshing sounds in the background , the story with Mrs. Bell with the plant don't know the name, then I realized the reader was near waves. How relaxing!!!
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
Ficus Benjamina.
@janed5197
@janed5197 5 жыл бұрын
😊🧡
@nomadbynature8811
@nomadbynature8811 5 жыл бұрын
It would appear the Brits are a bit more relaxed about naked children than we are on this side of the pond.
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 5 жыл бұрын
I think everyone (almost) is more relaxed on this, and related topics, than the descendants of the Separatists and Puritans who found England too worldly for their liking.
@nomadbynature8811
@nomadbynature8811 5 жыл бұрын
@@Gottenhimfella well said.
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
What I didn't like about it is that it was somebody else's child with that family ... and at first I didn't know what was going on thinking they were trying to groom the child and that they were possible predators and whatnot .
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
@@gardensofthegods How very perverse of you.
@dantean
@dantean 3 жыл бұрын
My guess is these stories did not write themselves. Authors' credits?
@TheOneZenith
@TheOneZenith 6 жыл бұрын
The first story was so British that I physically felt a cringe fog over me.
@azzedinedlih8799
@azzedinedlih8799 5 жыл бұрын
please! what is the name of the music
@YSLbogdann
@YSLbogdann 3 жыл бұрын
titanic
@Pottymoon
@Pottymoon 4 жыл бұрын
Who wrote these?
@MAli-yh7gr
@MAli-yh7gr 2 жыл бұрын
the story are too good. plz can put the text of stories. Thanks
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
Write down the titles and find the books which contain them.
@williamgaming117
@williamgaming117 3 жыл бұрын
First story Cheap
@graywolf2596
@graywolf2596 5 жыл бұрын
#3 "what"
@hillarysemails1615
@hillarysemails1615 2 жыл бұрын
"Biscuit" means different things upon in which nation one finds oneself. I've never eaten a woman's biscuit that was covered in chocolate. But I am willing to try. ♥ ♥ ♥
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
This is not 'Benny Hill'. Why go there?
@hillarysemails1615
@hillarysemails1615 Жыл бұрын
@@jakeornot6306 I truly wish that it WAS. I love that show, and my parents didn't let me watch it when it was on tv. Now I would need to buy the DVD sets.
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
@@hillarysemails1615 Prat. I was commenting about your inappropriate salaciousness.
@jisteve9532
@jisteve9532 Жыл бұрын
Please subtitles for the deaf
@feralbluee
@feralbluee 5 жыл бұрын
i've heard the first story rewritten in various ways - i don't know why it's done so much ? it's a good one if you haven't heard one before. the post card one, i don't get at all - she wasn't a 'bad' sort. i love the boy at the beach story - thank goodness the kid knows this family :} (i know it's a story, but still.)
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
I understood the post card story all to well. I saw myself in that woman, and am having a good, hard think about it.
@delaneyavenel1492
@delaneyavenel1492 5 ай бұрын
Great stories but far too many ads.
@Tamara-ju3lh
@Tamara-ju3lh 3 жыл бұрын
I was cringing all throughout story five until the end. I love happy endings.
@philb6133
@philb6133 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for wrecking it.
@diarmuidhurley3230
@diarmuidhurley3230 7 жыл бұрын
Douglas adams
@twallerstedt
@twallerstedt 7 жыл бұрын
Adams told it better.
@MrRickstopher
@MrRickstopher 6 жыл бұрын
Agree
@utpalpaul7424
@utpalpaul7424 10 ай бұрын
Subtitles please with out subtitles it is difficult to understand English accent . 🇮🇳
@jamiepage2276
@jamiepage2276 6 жыл бұрын
please give me English subtitles...
@narvaeznarvaez8322
@narvaeznarvaez8322 4 жыл бұрын
the same here, English subtitles please for those whose are learning the language.
@balthazarmayrena600
@balthazarmayrena600 5 жыл бұрын
1. The first story's great. It was quite funny, the twist was hilarious :) 2. Not really a deep story and not 'family friendly'. All her fears were also quite ungrounded, and it tells the listener that if you do something out of spite, you'll end up happy. Quite a shitty message, actually. 3. This was a sad story if you think about it. The kid's background and the shame surrounding his dilemma were quite tragic. I'm glad this had a positive ending. 4. I can't empathise with such a nasty character. The 'twist' at the end was stupid. Feel free to skip this. 5. The writing was really good. I am just so disappointed that the ending was so...abrupt? Yeah, we get it, you regret what you wanted all along. The ending could have been wittier. 6. I won't call this story comedy per se; but, it's an interesting story. Did the story just insinuate that the woman was a whor- you know what, I think I can conclude this on my own. I would also like to believe that this renewed their feelings for each other because there is so much more beneath the surface of their marriage. 7. I feel bad because it felt like it was being set up to something greater and the ending just fell really short. That punchline was stupid. I get the 'moral' of the story, just that it could have been presented better. 8. Long winding and so many irrelevant details for a short story, this story could have been cut by a third. I saw the ending a mile away. The shenanigans were quite funny, but really unbelievable. Anyway, I really loved the first story. Shame, majority of the other stories did not live up to the quality of the first. Great narration for all of them, though :)
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 5 жыл бұрын
Regarding (in particular) your commentary to story 2, the notion that stories should convey a moral message, reward good moral behaviour, or in some other way end happily, seems to me a little strange. These are not Sunday school homilies ... Even the Bible does not invariably follow your prescription. Take for instance the parable in Matthew, about the servants and the talents. It is not describing the world as it ought to be, but as it is.
@balthazarmayrena600
@balthazarmayrena600 5 жыл бұрын
@@Gottenhimfella By god, these are stories that are supposed to be shared WITH kids. I'm sorry, where I'm from, we don't normally teach infidelity and manipulation to preschoolers. Just a thought.
@SyBernot
@SyBernot 4 жыл бұрын
The first story was originally by Douglas Adams (unless he in fact borrowed it) But he did claim it happened to him a long time ago and he had been telling the story for sometime, this clip was from 1985. Subsequently he put a version of the story into So Long And Thanks For All The Fish. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXeVl41onrSLns0
@audiokid4989
@audiokid4989 3 жыл бұрын
Reading before listening Me: Mum can we put something else on Mum:why Me:because people say the 2nd ones trash
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
@@balthazarmayrena600 Why on earth would you think these are stories that "are supposed to be shared with kids." Because they are 'short'? Good grief. These are not children's stories. How odd.
@edwinrestrepo1044
@edwinrestrepo1044 3 жыл бұрын
10:28
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps the presenter of these fine stories might remove, "for the whole family" from the details, as the presenter's family is of higher intelligence than those 'adults' who have little.
@lynninthewild1977
@lynninthewild1977 Жыл бұрын
Way too many ads!!. They are a constant interruption to the stories. Would be much better if they placed them in between each story.
@megaltright974
@megaltright974 7 жыл бұрын
im on the 3rd story...nothing funny
@PilosopongTeacher
@PilosopongTeacher 5 жыл бұрын
I think the title should have said AMUSING instead of funny. Still, it's free content, so let us all enjoy!
@aprilapril2
@aprilapril2 5 жыл бұрын
Beautifully written. Beautifully read. They’re light hearted , thought provoking a bit sad, realistic...to make you smile. LOL had a different meaning once.
@springranch1384
@springranch1384 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously? The humor of Thurber came to mind. WONDERFUL!
@keepdancingmaria
@keepdancingmaria 4 жыл бұрын
I'm enjoying them. I wonder what funny means to you?
@sondraW
@sondraW 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed quite a bit on #3. I close my eyes & visualize, though. & I laugh at myself often & my glass is 1/2 full maj. of the time, which during this pandemic & the sad, unbelievable tragedies occurring daily in the news, I’m grateful for. I would have chosen for ages 12 & up...& depending on ‘your’ family, not for the Whole Family. Even in America, we have diff senses of humor & slang, in different parts of the country.
@trumpeter1933
@trumpeter1933 4 жыл бұрын
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@davidallen6970
@davidallen6970 5 жыл бұрын
perhaps there may by strange people, ie. americans listening.
@aprilapril2
@aprilapril2 5 жыл бұрын
David Allen these stories are read by such amazing stage , film and tv performers. How lucky are we to have these on you tube.
@feralbluee
@feralbluee 5 жыл бұрын
i just love the way you include a country of millions of people and 50 states as "americans listening". i guess all the British are upper class twits as well !!! jeez!
@chrissy1088
@chrissy1088 2 жыл бұрын
The first couple of stories were without adverts, then so many ads interrupting the stories it wasn't worth listening to as I tried to drift off to sleep.
@pimpozza
@pimpozza 2 жыл бұрын
I had the same problem, Chrissy. I have listened many times over the years to these stories, but realise the ads have got WAY more invasive.. so the channel owner has chosen to do that.. what a shame. They used to be perfect as bedtime stories
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
Probably for the better because that's Tori Edwards Problem was kind of weird ... at least I thought so
@allycat2836
@allycat2836 4 ай бұрын
KZbin premium has saved me thousands of ads and saved me from going insane lol
@natalya6091
@natalya6091 3 жыл бұрын
Could you please upload subtitles. Cheers.🇷🇺
@kronos5700
@kronos5700 5 жыл бұрын
3rd one was kinda perverse and disturbing xD (was it thus that made it funny??) 🤔
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
A number of us here did not like that story and I guess they thought it was humorous that there was a twist at the end when we realized they were only nudists and not necessarily child predators ? I did not like the story at all and found no humor in it .
@jackiec498
@jackiec498 4 жыл бұрын
You lost me with that "zanie!" Music at the beginning. Very jarring & 😬 idk. ..too much. But thx for the effort 👌. To each their own
@michaelsmith4534
@michaelsmith4534 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, those 15 seconds of jaunty piano completely spoiled the following 2 hours of storytelling.
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
I didn't like that jarring music either and I agree and I also did not like that third story and didn't go past it after reading the comments ... I didn't find the third-story humorous and just didn't even want to continue after that . That was the one where the six-year-old kid goes off alone with the doctor and his family
@esthergrindle1921
@esthergrindle1921 6 жыл бұрын
I say this as a review, not necessarily a criticism. But the first story was funny. The second one was not so much, maybe in a dark bitter way. Hardly appropriate for the whole family. As was the third story which was also actually kind of sad and with an almost disturbing feel to it. I didn't listen past the third as none so far had been funny, save the first.
@happyhappyjoyjoy2154
@happyhappyjoyjoy2154 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds critical...perhaps easily offend and you should stick to g rated cartoons
@aprilapril2
@aprilapril2 5 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of people have really lost the ability to concentrate and comprehend like they once did, and we have got so used to sound bites, and fast paced in your face action on telly. This is not a criticism of your review, merely an observation. I suffer from insomnia and have found that I have managed to rekindle my love of nice slow paced stories that conclude gently.....short stories with no thrills, just a gentle pace, food for thought I guess
@balthazarmayrena600
@balthazarmayrena600 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you. From all the stories, only the first one was funny.
@aprilapril2
@aprilapril2 5 жыл бұрын
They aren’t funny, they’re just gentle....nothing wrong with that!
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
Yeah that turd story was kind of weird ... didn't care for it and at one point I was starting to think they might be predators .
@mirxzy824
@mirxzy824 6 жыл бұрын
This in corne
@louisbrugnoni1291
@louisbrugnoni1291 4 жыл бұрын
gamingwithmir 1 Corny
@borismishurov7369
@borismishurov7369 4 жыл бұрын
мам
@jackshea6937
@jackshea6937 Жыл бұрын
Ad block plus - We must oppose insatiable corporate greed, even though they own everything, and we their prey -What else are we to do?
@netwitchtatjana4661
@netwitchtatjana4661 11 ай бұрын
and Adblock for KZbin
@ThePattibeth
@ThePattibeth 5 жыл бұрын
What is it, and I am not being negative, what is it with tea. Every single story and show from England, has tea drinking. It is part of the story and must be a part of English life. So what is it, the attraction, or the habit, or whatever. Tea tea tea.
@FatalPhenom
@FatalPhenom 5 жыл бұрын
Americans are the same way with their complex coffees from Starbucks.
@MrBrianNZ
@MrBrianNZ 5 жыл бұрын
Not only are America & Britain two nations divided by a common language but favourite beverage. Watch any American Kitchen sink drama and al they do is drink coffee .. coffee,coffee, coffee. 😂
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
I grew up in America and started drinking tea when I was about four years old and so I don't understand the coffee craze . Some people understand what it's like to drink a good cup of hot tea ... very soothing without all the calories and richness of hot chocolate .... it's hard to explain if somebody didn't grow up in a tea-drinking household
@ThePattibeth
@ThePattibeth Жыл бұрын
@@gardensofthegods when we get together I'll make you a nice hot strong but smooth cup of coffee with sugar and cream and we'll talk it over
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
@@ThePattibeth Patti , don't get me wrong , there's been times over the years where I drank coffee everyday ... usually grinding the beans so it's fresh . But I haven't had much coffee in the past few years and just love a hot cup of tea more than coffee sorry . I might like it first thing in the morning when it's cold out but don't normally drink it the rest of the day anymore and have not in years .
@yogiblair22
@yogiblair22 Жыл бұрын
If you’re gonna do audiobooks of sorts, don’t monetize it. The commercials ruin it
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
They might otherwise not be here to enjoy, and the ads do mostly stop.
@kylefer
@kylefer 3 жыл бұрын
That second story was awful. How about trying to work out your differences and let your partner know your feelings before you just drop them like a hot rock? Sure she didn't love him anymore but, at least try.
@blackrabbit212
@blackrabbit212 3 жыл бұрын
It's just a story, you know.
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
I thought the third story was weird and I was not comfortable with it ... the one about the kid going off alone with the doctor and his family .
@philipgregory5392
@philipgregory5392 2 жыл бұрын
adultery and homosexuality so accepted in Britain this "humour for the WHOLE family?"
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
After the third story where this child goes off with the doctor's family I just was turned off and started reading the other comments to see if on the only one that thought that story was not funny
@lilyrosedaisyvioletsweetpe1207
@lilyrosedaisyvioletsweetpe1207 2 жыл бұрын
I'm probably alone in this, but I was turned off. Narrations were awesome. First story funny. Last story cute. The ones in the middle were not funny at all for me. If they were "humour for the whole family", then it seems we are rearing children on adultery and other negative interactions. I was hoping for the promised, "8 Complete Stories That Will Make You Smile". Miserable marriages and selfish people just don't strike my funny bone. They kinda made me sad. Well, there are a lot of thumb's up, so it must be just me.
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
I haven't yet listened to the other stories after Edwards Problem ... but I agree with you on that one because it was getting weird I didn't have much sleep at all ... wasn't sure if that was the reason I had trouble concentrating on this story . It was weird and it just didn't seem to fit in with what one would consider regular humorous stories . I guess they were a family of nudists ? ... but the fact that it was somebody else's child with these people felt kind of disturbing .... I did not see any humor in it .
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
Also are you from America ? I am and I was reading a thread where people were talkin about how uptight we Americans are about nudity . Yes I've heard this before over the years but the story still felt weird because it first it seemed where you had to wonder if they were grooming the child and that they were predators
@lilyrosedaisyvioletsweetpe1207
@lilyrosedaisyvioletsweetpe1207 Жыл бұрын
Oh, I didn’t think of that! Yes, I am American and I do remember (now that you brought it up) that we are more modest about clothing than some other cultures. And you are right, it must have triggered subconscious suspicions about grooming. Hopefully you find rest soon, 😴
@jakeornot6306
@jakeornot6306 Жыл бұрын
There are not stories "for the whole family." Why would you think so? Also, I advise looking up the definition of "humour." in a reliable place - like a dictionary. "Humour" does not equate with "funny," as "comedy" does not equate with funny.
@DennisGeorge-cn3zu
@DennisGeorge-cn3zu 3 ай бұрын
they were presenting adult/child nudity as wholesome & healthy. That boy would have been terrified@@gardensofthegods
@irfanahmed6727
@irfanahmed6727 2 жыл бұрын
Was I the only one to find the child's story odd and very disturbing?why were mothers and daughter in such a state of undress,did they not notice his discomfort??
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
I didn't like it either it's a weird story and it is disturbing because at first you're wondering if those people are predators grooming that kid . If you scroll through all the comments you will see a number of us didn't like it ... I did not really think it was a humorous story
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
Anyway by the end of the story you realize the family are nudists . And I guess the writer knew what they were doing by leading us to think what I mentioned first ... and then by the end of this story when you realize they are nudist it kind of lightens up but to me it just still was not a story I would never recommend anybody . It was weird and uncomfortable
@irfanahmed6727
@irfanahmed6727 Жыл бұрын
@@gardensofthegods oh I see thanks for clearing it up Still very disturbing nonetheless
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods Жыл бұрын
@@irfanahmed6727 yeah I didn't care for it and a number of other people didn't .
@michaeljones19731
@michaeljones19731 3 жыл бұрын
The ads are rediculous. Spoils the whole thing.
@chellebrown6677
@chellebrown6677 3 жыл бұрын
Skip to the end of the video then watch the 4 second ad then hit replay it removes the ads for you xx
@michaeljones19731
@michaeljones19731 3 жыл бұрын
@@chellebrown6677 Thanks chelle. That's a handy tip. Does that work with all these videos or just this one? :-)
@chellebrown6677
@chellebrown6677 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljones19731 99.9% of them, it's always worked for me x
@michaeljones19731
@michaeljones19731 3 жыл бұрын
@@chellebrown6677 Your A Star! 🌟Thanks Chelle. What a difference that will make. Some of these videos have a rediculous amount of ads. It puts you off wanting to watch them. 😊Xx
@chellebrown6677
@chellebrown6677 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljones19731 yep it does make a big difference, I know they jave to make their money but when your skint you can't help lol x
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