Myles Anderson | Myles Per Hour (Full Comedy Special)

Myles Anderson's new comedy special is a unique exploration of living in the middle of the forest on Vancouver Island. Anderson delves into absurd situations like inheriting guns, preparing for break-ins with Bond-villain monologues, having a resting rich face, and living with elderly relatives. Through self-deprecating charm, Myles offers a comedic glimpse into the joys and pitfalls of island life and off-island life. #mylesanderson #standup #comedy
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Written and Performed by Myles Anderson
Filmed by: B7B Media LTD
Sound Recordist: Marcel Rambo
Edited by: Joey von Haeger
Mix/Mastered by: Mike Merryfield
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Thank you to all the people that worked on this production with a special thanks to Hecklers Comedy club and my friends and family who politely laugh at a solid majority of my jokes.

[@JasonRDamon2567]

This doesnt start amazing but after each minute it gets better and better, im almost finished and it has become one of my favorite specials

[@WingusMcDingus_]

I’ve never heard about this guy, but having watched 2 minutes of this special, it’s pretty clear that he’s one of the best comedians out there working today.

[@jacobsamuelcomedy]

Myles is so funny and clearly understands how jokes work, definitely one of the best!

[@mylesanderson9172]

♥

[@atdesignstudio]

Could someone explain to me how jokes work? I can't find any tutorials on this site.

[@JosephHinson]

“A dollar a dollar a dollar” is the most hilarious replacement for “bang”

[@MO-tp8lh]

I’ll explain how he does it, he had bits, set them up, hit the punch line, and some callbacks, truly, one of the best doing it today, a master. 😂. Loved the 007!

[@AK-jt7kh]

"You have breached my security" 😂 that whole bit is gold

[@vidthedon92]

I think i understood all of the jokes. Thank you for your service Myles, you do it for free and it's ironically invaluable.

[@JimWellsIsGreat]

I live in a cornfield in Illinois, USA, and feel that there weren't enough Vancouver Island-specific jokes. Those jokes were extremely relatable. I'm looking forward to his next special which will be all Cruikshank Canyon Lookout jokes.

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

That "oh.. the 3rd crusade" took me out 🤣 I love this guy ❤

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

I'm cackling at Grandmother's hummingbird nightmare This is lovely

[@timmyjackson6918]

Im dying 🤣 " your only mistake was letting me talk this long"

[@RunningIntoBreath]

One of the comedians around today

[@liamjones9115]

I mean this with all sincerity, it's no Gringo Papi.

[@mylesanderson9172]

There can only be one 🐐

[@UldisBiz]

Fantastic comedy, Myles. Thank you for this. Had great laughs.

[@TylerHumphrey05]

Great stuff. How’d you manage to do all those jokes without being cancelled? Seriously though I was laughing throughout and you’ve proved you’re not just a joke explainer. You’re a joke doer as well. 👏 🎉❤

[@SolidContent]

"They speak French there all day long" killllled me haha

[@CorpusFisty]

Lots of good jokes. One of the best

[@Jackson09]

Great timing and perfect feel for how jokes are rolled out

[@ronaldbodnar44]

I’m so looking forward to laughing tonight! Bring it on, Myles!

[@joeparker2737]

This dude killed it!

[@NoHacksNeeded10]

Hilarious. Keep going brother

[@motardsquid]

One of the best comedians working today.

[@stuartjokes]

Myles is very funny, no explanation necessary

[@RickRuckus]

Not surprisingly this guy is good, a scholar of the art

[@ericlane4885]

This guy is a riot!

[@phasm42]

"...if you don't practice this week, I'm gonna vaccinate you" gold 😅

[@motardsquid]

Friggin great, big fan.

[@mylesanderson9172]

Thank you 🙏

[@technicolorgiallo1111]

This guy is exceptionally smart.

[@Nickyeyes]

I sincerely enjoyed your special. No explanations needed. 👍👍

[@mylesanderson9172]

Thanks so much!

[@kenmohan2637]

Excellent writing and performance!🤣 I’m quite glad to have found your special, and will keep an eye out for you in the future.

[@bulfadela]

I love ALL of it❤

[@TommyLikeTom]

Alshways conscious of ashashination attempts

[@Demon_DC]

Very funny!’ I’d like to give this guy a couple of dollars!!

[@Uprivyfickled]

Very funny show. I would have added at the end of the Romania, one dollar a night hotel. I would have said. Do you take bullets, lol

[@ezanella]

beans cheese good sir. no stool work but good nonetheless

[@Razzie.]

Love this special dude. Keep up the great work 💪

[@thomasd2444]

Wikipedia : Vancouver Island in the northeastern Pacific Ocean & part of the Canadian province of British Columbia. 456 km (283 mi) long, 100 km (62 mi) at its widest point, & 12,400 sq mi (32,100 km2) in total area, land area is 12,079 sq mi (31,285 km2) 12,079 sq mi), making it the largest island by area & most populous along the west coast of all the Americas.

[@leonessity]

Back in 2001, I was attending a tech school in phoenix, Arizona, when I unexpectedly needed to run back home (Vancouver Island). I asked my American neighbors if they wanted to do a road trip to Canada, and without a moment's hesitation, they said yes. Two days and one earthquake later, we had just finished taking the ferry over from the mainland, when my neighbor looked at me and made the oddest comment... He said, "I thought you said you lived on an island!" "Ummm... Yes. And here we are." I confirmed. Questioning the sincerity of his comment, I continued, "Did you somehow manage to miss that FERRY we just floated over on, my friend? We ARE on Vancouver ISLAND. It is a chunk of ground that is surrounded by water... That qualifies as being an island!! Are you HIGH?!?" His reply back, "It's not like, a REAL island. Not like Gilligan's island, or Hawaii or such..." I had never laughed soo hard in my life, as I did that day, nor had I ever felt so privileged to call this place home, as I did when I got to see my friends' experience a few days of Island life. They don't call our Province Beautiful British Columbia for no reason, after all!

[@luciusseneca9162]

This is great!

[@joelparker]

great special!🤣

[@granttuma]

This was great!

[@masonicprince1]

Brilliant!

[@BadJokesBrian]

For those perplexed, it says it is premiering in 93 minutes. Thats an hour and 33 minutes for the normal population. You have to understand, Myles uses high brow humor so you really have to think about what is presented. It may cause headaches and possible trauma but the comedy once you understand it, it’s so worth it. Although you will still be a normal person your brain we be of a higher class. And that’s funny. So in conclusion, 1 hour 33 mins from now is when you should be tuning in. And it’s no problem, what can I say….its a gift. I’m just doing what I was born to do.

[@corb5654]

High brow, my arse. This is primary school level humor.

[@BadJokesBrian]

@@corb5654 I don’t expect you to understand this level of IQ. It’s ok to think how you want and be wrong, we won’t judge you.

[@Trijem]

Brian, if this is 'high-brow' hillbilly red-neck comedy ... does that mean you're a low-brow hillbilly Red-neck Unibrow? 🤔🤦‍♂️ 🐾🐺🐾

[@nonesterj8152]

Loved the set! I totally relate to the fear of mountain lions, grew up in Lantzville 😁

[@mylesanderson9172]

As long as you never show fear you'll be ok 👍

[@DoctorBiobrain]

In all honesty that’s one of the best comedy sets I’ve ever seen, much funnier than all the hacks working today who just whine that they can’t tell jokes anymore. I like his channel but this vastly exceeded my expectations. No need to explain these jokes.

[@mylesanderson9172]

Thank you!

[@opferzeit]

That guy in the hat did NOT want to have a good time.

[@TylerHumphrey05]

I wonder what type of comedian he is. I really like funny voice comedians, strange sounds comedians, audience pollers, word repeaters, name comedy, reference comedy (sorry Myles but you will never be able to reference as many things as Dennis miller), California comedy, i hate my wife comedy, men are so horny they’re like X animal comedy, wacky/so random (howie mandel-esque) comedy, and the ‘soloing out the black guy in the crowd’ comedy of Steven crowder. Those are most of my favorite types of comedy. I’m probably leaving some out forgive me.

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

Hectic comedian

[@mbethschoenfeld]

Simply one of the best

[@stephaneelee1466]

Economic dysmorphia 😅😅😅

[@dereishus01]

That Mr. Bean impression was pretty spot on

[@mylesanderson9172]

So glad they were a real Mr. Bean crowd

[@TheRealVeigar]

For those that don't know, there's a Disney Imagineer who solved the issue for "walking in VR". His name is Lanny Smoot and he made the HoloTile. Fucking incredible shit.

[@bramalgoet]

I find Myles a very intelligent and funny guy.

[@ashtree336]

2020 was the best year for geysers

[@myhandlewastakenandIgaveup]

First time I have genuinely guffawed in a long time.

[@pizzamangran]

One of the best comedians working today, clearly

[@BannerComedy]

Will Myles be joining us to explain the jokes?

[@mylesanderson9172]

You betcha!

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

I would LOVE if he explains his own work ❤

[@JesseL67]

What do you mean explain the jokes you either get it or you don't you missed it the joke is the explanation

[@BannerComedy]

⁠@@JesseL67not true. Many people use professional joke explainers to help them follow the comedy.

[@keithdodds6572]

Ummmm, what? Professional joke explainers?! Where do I sign up for that career? In fact my friends owe me years of back pay…I think it would be tough but rewarding dealing with people on the daily who have specials needs, but we all have to give back every now and then don’t we? Shall I start by explaining the above? 😜

[@katiedrew4708]

I wonder how calm the "old money" people will be after all the money goes digital and the GRID GOES DOWN!

[@justinmas299]

Good set, few good laughs

[@mylesanderson9172]

Thank you!

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

Lotta weird Nazi videos in the algorithm has my cheeks hurting. I am not trying to spam but these jokes are so good ❤❤❤❤❤ The machine learned my mind in the same way 😂

[@gavinsimcoe]

This was funny

[@scroogetheprofit2455]

Here, I'll explain why his professional jokes are funny

[@subfreq3339]

Where's my other 11 minutes? Need that explainin?

[@ezanella]

aka "White Daddy"

[@JWayne-ej4jy]

🎉

[@kurioux]

Who here wants a New Deal?😂

[@user-cd5im5dd4z]

Why isnt this an hour long?

[@TheJayofthejungle]

It's no Gringo Papi...

[@mylesanderson9172]

I would never be a fool enough to even aim so high. Just happy to be in the conversation

[@abramfedorov4483]

In a way WW2 ended in the same way as COVID, because it led into plenty of small wars and then of course the cold war

[@TylerHumphrey05]

Covid didn’t have a bunch of soldiers returning home with such a bang that the country throwing such a party they would hump in the streets creating a generation that would destroy the globe

[@jonagill]

Great set, im so glad you didnt use your musical degree in your act, i wouldnt have been able to afford to hear it🥺🙏🥺🙏

[@kurioux]

Noticeably absent are Name humor, repetition, mic slapping & Predictable Stand-up

[@kurioux]

Although Myles did mention FDR, a famous comedian about 100 years ago (with Rosanne).

[@Dallas666]

Oh man, I hope you can understand these jokes like I can

[@lmsorenson8503]

NoooOooOoooo 😅😅

[@dustinedwardanderson]

I think this stand up is good but i'm confused by the Set Up and Punchline strategy he utilizes and then throws in jokes that call back to previous jokes.. very strange. He should check out Chris Delia. Now that guy knows how to talk and walk funny.

[@rickworkman4608]

There was a joke?

[@Dallas666]

It's no gringo papi.

[@claytonlevibrown]

comment 96 review of first half of set: the more mature women seemed to take to the comedian in droves, his humor and knowledge of the region was not heavy but the audience was as they soon turned on this comedian for a joke or a smell I'm not sure because I wasn't there. Myles is a grandma aged male trapped in a 30 year old body that looks even younger and dresses according to the stereotypes of boating people with money. There was nothing wrong with the set there was nothing right the entire thing focused for the most part on wealth people do or do not have and the idea of being a human being of a certain age that knows people of a different age and perspective.

[@tonyfarmer6494]

Meh

[@TheUsername55555100]

Myles, I want to support you, but two ad breaks with two ads each only five minutes in is ridiculous. I'm not going to watch a 45m set that's interrupt every couple of minutes

[@shroommcfanta2020]

It’s not his fault.. apparently you made the algorithm think you like long and frequent ads

[@leonessity]

YT Premium = No ads. Small price to pay to not have ads to bitch about!

[@JM-ym8vr]

I guess if you’re not on Vancouver Island these jokes are not for you

[@ZakBurrell]

Wow looks like anyone trys telling jokes these days wasn't even worth one outta ten. This wouldn't even be funny if two ppl were just talking let alone Infront if a audience. Shameful give up

[@dlwseattle]

1 outta 10? That's good math in my book!

[@Ryanneey]

Aw. He's in the comments. Maybe you could be a little bit more encouraging.

[@mylesanderson9172]

I'm disabled.

[@Ryanneey]

🤣

[@kurioux]

Well, those certainly are mostly English words, so I assume that you are a Word Salad Comedian 😂