9 Pitches For WWE Survivor Series 2018

[@rodanhibiki5980]

Becky smiling with a bloody face will be seen as the picture that defines this era of women’s wrestling.

[@Amin-jr7ue]

becky lynch to replace shane in the mens survivor series team and pin all the 5 memebers from team , cause she is the man!

[@carterepstein2982]

But she's not the best in the world

[@ghennifergrievous9463]

*BUT SHANE MCMAHON IS THE BEST GOD DAMN WRESTLER IN ENTIRE WORLD*

[@effski3691]

The First Ever Black Person I read that in Vince’s accent lmao

[@necrolobstercongaming6851]

Shanes got this in the bag, best mothafuckin best in the world. Huat huat!!

[@jacksonnguty8003]

Cultaholic > Whatculture

[@krishammond4428]

Jackson Nguty Cultaholic > Name Redacted

[@khaoticcentral2998]

Whats what culture you mean wrestle talk or Seanzviewent

[@jinratgeist]

Cuntaholic>Wrestletwats

[@eviltwinchris4772]

Ups and Downs > cultaholic > rest of what culture lol

[@chief7455]

@@khaoticcentral2998 look up whatculture

[@kpomega6]

"LOOK AT THAT CRACK"

[@dragonstar7688]

Kevinred7 Vintage ass

[@kpomega6]

@@dragonstar7688 had me dying of laughter

[@shadowcurse8824]

Becky shows up and knocks out both Ronda and Charlotte with a chair.

[@justinorel6592]

Lol PG

[@joshuatempleton6107]

The three other four horse women of mma come out to interfear and Sasha and Baily come out to make the save. Numbers game works in favor of mma four horse women until out comes Becky with a barbed wire baseball bat to run them all off.( That way she don't actually get physical while injured) and helps up her girls and show ends with four weeks girls in ring four mma girls on the ramp.

[@god3atgod]

32:52 😂 the shifty eyed look jack gives after the noise! That’s the moment his heart broke that no one noticed!

[@Jambobist]

I was at a hipster coffee shop this morning and all the hipsters were talking about NXT.

[@theblackyardigans6429]

3 pitches for Asuka: 1. Beats the Raw roster single handedly 2. Turns heel on the Smackdown roster 3. Cost Charlotte the match against Rousey

[@hydra7094]

@@mychaeljones7526 does all three and a becomes badass as fuck

[@FASHIONandLUST]

Idk about number 1 cuz thats a burial but 2 and definitely 3 for sure.

[@SponsorNo1]

@@mychaeljones7526 4. Getting eliminated first and going mental on everyone

[@avneetsingh5839]

"Paul Heyman betrays Brock Lesnar and reveals that Daniel Bryan is a Paul Heyman Guy" - Book it.

[@TheAlSnowShow]

Avneet Singh I’ve seen this comment on the past 5 Brock Lesnar matches. “Heyman turns on Brock and aligns himself with Braun, Roman, Bryan, Styles, etc”

[@matthewpunk2012]

@@TheAlSnowShow "But now it's different!"

[@avneetsingh5839]

Kyle Major This time it would make more sense. Think about it. Paul Heyman comes to smackdown, randomly starts talking about DB being the best. Maybe, it was DB who had an agreement with heyman to instigate styles to give him a match. Also, Brock has only 1 match left after ss, so what's possibly next for Heyman?

[@adame6834]

@@avneetsingh5839 What makes you so sure Brock only has 1 more match left after this weekend? You probably thought WrestleMania and SummerSlam were both his last matches

[@avneetsingh5839]

@adame6 It's doing the rounds everywhere. Brock has 2 matches left in his current contract after which he will probably go to UFC.

[@bobbym1799]

These are my favorite cultaholic videos

[@themooselounge9780]

"What are Basha Sanks & Bae Lee doing in the Impact Zone?!?!" xD

[@mortennrgaard6148]

Someone ought to buy Jack a bottle of "No Bite" nail polish. That boy sure bites his nails a lot.

[@elliottblakemore2324]

Not his fault he's got anxiety issues, he's never comfortable in front of the camera and that's why he makes so many jokes and rambles.

[@jillgrimwater3726]

@@elliottblakemore2324 I thought he does those things on purpose to help him look like a child for his character like how Ross was King Ross at name redacted

[@jakjohnston6600]

Am I the only one that thought it was Ross in the thumbnail

[@nathanlink169]

Wait he's not?

[@justinorel6592]

Lmao

[@sierravortec2629]

I thought it was until I read your comment and looked closer lol

[@fruitkingm4ng0]

Yeah i thought too but then i saw its actually Becky

[@thatoneguyyoulove4512]

Nope

[@chrismcsweeney553]

My Pitch: Team Raw beat Team SD Live with Braun as the sole survivor. After the Lesnar vs Bryan match, Stephanie comes out and grants Braun his title match, Braun comes out beats Lesnar in 90 seconds & becomes new universal champion!

[@lucksmofo]

Ross’s hair is on absolute bloody point!

[@TheTripwireSesh]

Getting "Lesnar'd" is my new favourite phrase

[@KastleKrossface]

LMAO comparing Shane O Mac to Scrappy Doo was brilliant!!

[@diabeetus_9837]

Ross seems to be the only one who understands it’s supposed to be “Stuff I’d like to happen” rather than “Stuff I think will happen”.

[@md-uv8en]

1. Cedric Alexander turns heel after the match by attacking Ali or “accidentally” costs Ali the match, setting up a Cedric v Ali. 2. Nakamura beats Rollins clean, Ambrose comes in after the match to attack Rollins so Nakamura at least looks good in this win. 3. Mandy Rose comes out as the fifth woman, but then all of the woman on team Smackdown are like “why you here”. The fifth woman is whoever loses the Kairi-Shayna match at Wargames (I’m assuming Kairi). Mandy attacks Sonya and eliminates her, setting up that feud. 4. Drew McIntyre or Baron Corbin will purposely eliminate Braun Strowman from the match. 5. Someone attacks Becky, setting up a “Whodunnit” storyline. 6. AJ Styles will cost Daniel Bryan the match against Brock Lesnar. Setting up AJ v Bryan at TLC 7. Shane McMahon is pissed when Smackdown loses, and decides to fire the Miz cause he was the last one pinned, setting up that Shane heel turn. 8. The seeds for a Ziggler-Drew feud happens when Ziggler is the first one out two minutes in to the match, with Drew being pissed about Ziggler being so weak.

[@mattycraig2938]

Manav Dhawan Paige can attack Becky backstage since Paige is cleared to fight but refuses to and Becky is injured so they are in the same boat

[@JoshV_TX]

Matty Craig where’d that rumor start? Sportskeeda aka the worst source? she’s not cleared. Didn’t she say that she could get paralysis if her neck gets knocked again?

[@mattycraig2938]

Mychael Jones shut the fuck dumbass

[@robertbradshaw5281]

The Peter kay reference s cleanse my soul everytime

[@toddpuskarich6962]

Something seemed off with this video, all 3 guys seemed like either on edge or like they really didn't want to do the video

[@michaelr1592]

Lejit Bus Seshee Bunks vs Boiley for the TNGFWAIMPACT Knockmans Championship

[@thedarkninja33]

There's was a great vid on KZbin of Spud (Drake Maverick) taking really high choke slam off Abyss before he joined TNA

[@peterfleming1517]

Aw, Jack got cut off before he could finish saying “they’ve just been back in beautiful, beautiful Puerto Rico”

[@tkthetank]

Shane's gonna win that tag match. Furthers him being the "best" and his heel turn. It'll finally go to his head.

[@adambrotherton9930]

The brand that wins gains access to the momentum championship

[@rvnge141]

i got when you guys have exactly 391,000 subs

[@sparkygol4569]

It's bus time!

[@jasonhorton9920]

How about fire nia jax live on air

[@Connelly90]

Instant like for the Tenements shirt

[@darkhawk4863]

First Pitch: Shayna Baszler retains her title on Saturday, and therefore the mystery fifth member of the SmackDown Women's team, to a MASSIVE pop, is Kairi Sane, fueling them to a resounding victory. Second Pitch: same match, if your rumours of the clean sweep are to be believed, to keep it from being a complete burial: Natalya takes Ruby out of the match from her own team, then Liv and Sarah run in to protect their leader, eliminating Natalya... leaving it five on three. Then, if we really need more shenanigans, Becky comes in wearing a mask with some manner of weapons and absolutely trashes Nia. Then the SD team takes out Tamina and Mickie basically at their leisure. This probably doesn't combine well with my first pitch, since a debuting Kairi Sane wouldn't need this sort of tilt in her favour. Third Pitch: If the Becky spot goes somewhere else... it can be Ember charging out, costing Team Raw, looking to get her pound of flesh from Nia and Tamina, since Ember's over as Hell, and needs to get some momentum back.

[@Avatar1977]

Thank you for the update on the West End of Newcastle. But how is Gateshead?

[@mikedanzig9744]

Hip tosses are cowardly. I'm glad someone finally said it.

[@NeuwoehnerTigerSportsNetwork]

survivor series has turned into bragging rights 2.0.... gotta love a big 4 ppv with nothing on the line

[@markmitchell3689]

Sishy Bunks- the legit buss😂

[@RTRGaming72]

You could have Samoa joe eliminate 2/3 people and be weakened before being eliminated by drew, this would protect joe slightly

[@k_____2802]

Mania 35 gonna be nice

[@InsolentCrow]

Dean attacks Seth during the match but is so focused on Seth that he doesn't see Nakamura's knee coming straight for his face until it's to late.

[@jakeyflakes00]

I just rewatched an episode of Parks and Rec and initially I was like “Why is Jerry/Gerry in the thumbnail.” I am now praying for forgiveness for disrespecting the Best Wrestler in the entire world.

[@cameronparkfilms]

best part is when everyone keeps interrupting jack when hes speaking

[@KPnutz1995]

My pitches are both regarding the Bryan vs Brock match and I either want the match to go down like Brock vs CM Punk match from 2013 where Bryan pushes Brock to his limits but falls just short, or it ends up a hell of a lot shorter as Bryan lays down for Brock, and becomes a new Paul Heyman guy

[@Ascisana]

For a future Survivor Series, I'd love to see NXT join them Could be something like Raw/SD GM says "NXT is more like a kindergarden and can't be taken serious" and then former NXT Stars + the current Roster face off vs the Smackdown and Raw OGs --> Survivor Series Wargames xD would just be great

[@mattlongo5479]

5:45 you’re welcome

[@lwvmobile]

My Pitch: Have Daniel Bryan lose intentionally in the beginning of the match with Brock Lesnar by hitting multiple low blows, and then getting a chair and beating Brock Lesnar with it. It would cement Bryan's heel turn, and does nothing to hurt either championship.

[@fruitkingm4ng0]

lwvmobile no he would get the biggest pops ever and there will be no chance to have him as a heel again for a long time

[@nicholascammarano]

Drink every time you hear Best in the World

[@decferguson6757]

5 pitches - Becky to interfere in the Charlotte vs Ronda match - Styles to replace Shane in the 5 v 5 match , where drew Mcintyre to be sole survivor after Its Braun drew and dolph vs Styles and Drew and dolph cost strowman (or Smackdown work together to eliminate him ) , then styles eliminates Dolph and gets claymore kicked straight by drew straight after styles pins dolph - Styles interferes in Lesnar vs Bryan - Nakamura vs Rollins have a good match where dean doesn’t attack Rollins till after the match - Nikki Cross to be the 5th member of team blue I have a feeling most of the single matches will have runnings - IC vs US = Dean - Ronda vs Charlotte = Becky - WWE vs Universal = Styles So most, if not all of my pitches won’t happen

[@necrolobstercongaming6851]

Drew should definitely pin Shane o Mac because that would signify he is getting the biggest push in wwe. A win over the best in the world would definitely establish him as the face of the wwe.

[@fenrirwithatophat.26]

Nikki cross to replace charlotte

[@LucianEnigma]

A video without international sex symbol Adam Pacitti is like a day without sunshine.

[@realhiphopfan91]

No becky+ no AJ= no Survivor Series for me

[@gogob2008]

Sam's wish came true in all the wrong ways. I find that happens a lot with cultaholic. I think cultaholic pitches might be the moneky paw of wrestling

[@FASHIONandLUST]

Can we please get captions for which match we're on? Some storylines i dont follow so just want to skip to what im looking for.

[@davidthorson2036]

Shane will fight the entire roster, including the women, and come out victorious. He'll get every belt in the company and reform the Spirit Squad so they can carry the belts.

[@notoriousufc3325]

Where’s Adam?

[@thatoneguyyoulove4512]

He got released

[@nikylenaicker8331]

F-5 into Yes Lock confirmed.

[@matthewwilliams6236]

Nice haircut, Ross

[@Bobsyagod]

I'm half expecting Becky to wait until Rhonda is on a bit of a roll, come in and act like she's trying to help Charlotte win and then purposely smash Rhonda in front of the ref to get Charlotte DQ'd before taking out both of them, standing above them both and saying "no one steals the champs spotlight. I'm still the man and neither of you are on my level"

[@jillgrimwater3726]

Sorry Jack but A.O.P. lost in a triple threat on RAW a few weeks ago, but they then beat up everyone in the ring afterwards

[@adambrotherton9930]

But they didn't take the pin so "technically" they didn't lose

[@jillgrimwater3726]

@@adambrotherton9930 true, but I can't remember if Titus Worldwide ever beat them or just chased them out of the ring once, which was still stupid

[@adambrotherton9930]

@Jason Martin true, forgot about that

[@ronanbennett4514]

Paige to return for the 5 vs 5 women's match possibly?

[@davidayres2639]

Guinness is actually a stout Ross

[@kconvlogs9818]

“COLE TALK ABOUT HIS ASS”

[@josephandrew84]

Becky Lynch should have vacated the title go on medical leave and be the surprise entrance at the women’s Royal Rumble. Win the women’s Royal Rumble and main event wrestlemania against Ronda Rousey for the title

[@SponsorNo1]

I thought Ross was locked out!

[@hurricanebtvs]

Wendy/Wanda, that Where's Wally reference.

[@georgekulovitz5859]

AJ replaces Shane in the 5 on 5 match.

[@gazbason]

Is Drew beating smackdown by himself burying the raw team? Where's strowman gonna go?

[@baconrasher6650]

**Alert, Possible Spoiler** NXT Takeover so I hear may end with SB retaining her title but someone may show up! Word is that Bayley does a run in to help Sane but it’s not enough and MMA4HW overpower and SB wins! Teasing us more for WWE4HW vs MMA4HW...

[@NameRedacted0]

My pitch Seth is about to win over Nakamura, Becky's music hits, Shinsuke hits the Kinshasa, 1.2.3, Seth loses because he was distracted by THE MAN's music

[@itzshadowz7467]

Name Redacted edit. Seth wins because nakamura fondles his balls

[@storieswithshinsuke2505]

@@itzshadowz7467 Shut your sewage hole piss stain.

[@johnnymeteo]

Elias is over... he's ready for that Drew MacIntyre push instead.

[@TrippieFox]

I love jack the jobber😂❤

[@griff4277]

I'd love for Shane to go full on chicken shit heel and avoid being in the ring at all times and then has to face down Drew as the final 1 on 1

[@jimothy4153]

Is there some heat between Ross and Sam?

[@MakePeopleMadForFun]

A Rollins vs styles match should have made the card. Have styles take the us title off nakamura at a house show. He’s gotten it before so why not

[@felipe5ampaio]

AJ Style should be the replacement for the 5vs5

[@kylet4140]

What about something to do with the four horsewomen of WWE just due to the fact Bayley and Sasha aren't on team Raw and Charlotte wasn't actually on team SD, maybe Becky comes out to cost Ronda but the four horsewomen of MMA come out but before they get physical Sasha and Bayley come out, there's a 4v4 face off before one of the teams back off resulting in a no contest or it happens after the match

[@007a1000]

Why does everyone sound and look so depressed!

[@aPhenomenom]

The New Day and The Usos survive for SmackDown Live. Buddy Murphy retains the Cruiserweight Championship. Dean Ambrose costs Seth Rollins vs Shinsuke Nakamura. Authors of Pain beat The Bar after Big Show takes out Drake Maverick. Ronda Rousey and Charlotte Flair sets up the Four Horsewomen match. AJ Styles costs Daniel Bryan the match against Brock Lesnar. Asuka is the sole survivor for team SmackDown, Nikki Cross is final participant. Drew McIntyre is the sole survivor for team RAW and start a brawl. Monday Night Raw 4 (Tag Team title, women's title, men's title, men's team) SmackDown Live 3 (Tag Team team, mid-card title, women's team)

[@rayrauk9547]

Might as well rename it to 9 semi-predictions at this rate. Come on guys, at least make your "prediction" sound like pitches, enough with the "I think this'll happen"... Use "I want this to happen". Jack and Sam at the very least, Ross is trying.

[@OtsegoKid]

Wrestlemania Pitch: Becky and Rhonda battle. Iron Woman Match. Winner is irrelevant. Then, Stephanie McMahon comes out to hog the spotlight for some stupid reason, and Both Lynch and Rousey put her in their finishers. Either at the same time, or they take turns. Or if they ever do have the Women's tag belts, Rousey and Becky should be the first ones to hold them. Fantasy booking.

[@randyramprashad6543]

Lynch 316

[@lxix5968]

Does anyone know where Adam is?

[@specialbeamcannon1]

DAN!

[@moqwaio13]

The 5th member of the women’s team will be Nikki Cross

[@rudemedic]

The Alan Partridge ladyboy is a pint of lager, with a gin a tonic and a baileys as chasers. Ooh Ladyboys.

[@southnewton1]

No Four Horsewomen pitch? I thought that was the most obvious one with no Sasha and Bayley and Becky bask to face.

[@Adam_AJH]

The 5th woman on the smackdown team is gonna be Mandy Rose, isn’t it...?

[@hugosandoval1836]

Miz is gonna go baby face on sunday He'll win the match alone Thanks to strowman who was attacked from behind by drew After braun lays him out hell cover and win for smack down

[@thatdude-xj4qe]

Which New Day member is gonna turn Sunday?

[@MattWarb2]

Big E.

[@jayfoy9406]

Does jack make anyone else uncomfortable at 12:35

[@akashjoshi2169]

From what we hear on internet..So basically Survivor series would just be about interference from other stars.. 1)In Ronda vs charlotte match becky will interfere 2)In brock vs bryan match AJ will interfere 3)Baron corbin will interfere in MENs match to cause braun. 4)In Seth vs nakamura match dean will interfere 5)In WOMENs match bayley and sasha will interfere. Do u think vince will let any of ths happen..most probably only 1 scenario can happen.Or else it will make ths ppv a joke

[@matthewpunk2012]

*Seth vs Nakamura

[@akashjoshi2169]

@@matthewpunk2012 Sry my mistake..thanks for correcting me.

[@matthewpunk2012]

@@akashjoshi2169 Sure thing honey

[@jangsta999]

Dashing Becky Lynch her new character

[@hazebro3786]

ur podcasts are the shiiiiiiiiit

[@clipclipclipclop5989]

Becky vs Shane at wm35

[@DannyBTalks]

I’m not really sure the best way to go about Bryan. I don’t know? Do the match with Brock. Pray his neck survives suplexes from Brock. And then lead Miz for a face turn maybe because he actually doesn’t like seeing Bryan act bad? I don’t know. And then lead that to Mania for the title. But I have a better plan for AJ. Have him feud with Nakamura again for the US Title, but this time Nakamura wins, and do that for a little bit, only to have AJ win the Royal Rumble and elect to have AJ v. Brock 2 for the Universal Championship at Mania. I think with Roman Reigns out indefinitely, AJ is the best choice to take his place on Raw starting next year. And then side note, move Seth Rollins to Smackdown after Mania. Maybe even Bálor too.

[@necrolobstercongaming6851]

Mychael Jones why though, bitch?

[@akakizz]

Sishee Bunks

[@lwatkin4026]

Becky is gonna drop the title in the next few months and then win the Rumble and challenge and beat Ronda for the RAW Women’s at Mania

[@Fliteska]

I would hate to think they'd do that... No harm in having both women's titles stay put

[@lwatkin4026]

Fliteska not really what I want just my theory as it seems like the only logical explanation to have Ronda vs Becky at Mania, if these reports are true

[@itzshadowz7467]

L Watkin yes

[@codythekidgamez3255]

No one cared who Becky was until she put in the mask

[@archezbecray]

Am I the only one worried about Bryan being constantly German suplexed on the back of his head.

[@HuegoStiglitz]

Daniel Cormier will be there and distract Lesnar!

[@kennethsmith3753]

Have Becky come in on a horse to lead the SD Womens team and Charlotte