Mock the Week- The Best of Scenes We'd Like to See (Series 13)

[@hannahmcgahan8920]

32:18 and this bit by Hugh Dennis “GET IN THE CAR YOU TWAT” 😂😂😂😂

[@dickydoes]

For any Americans watching- this is the ‘British Humour’ that you keep asking about on Quora. Done by some of the best.

[@therealxunil2]

Quora? Who uses quora.

[@dickydoes]

@@therealxunil2 That’s a stupid question, isn’t it?

[@simonmilne8208]

​@@therealxunil2out dated American's apparently 😂

[@andrewhinds6560]

@@therealxunil2 I used to but there are too many morons on it.

[@MarkHarrop63]

Hmm . . this is relatively tame British humour. Often humorous, only occasionally hilarious. America has a huge range of comedy and methinx no lessons from us limeys required.

[@FinneousPJ1]

Milton Jones' trailers are genius

[@shakesfirst2443]

Really? Because I made those same jokes when I was 7 years old.

[@amneenja5720]

@@shakesfirst2443 guess you were a genius

[@shakesfirst2443]

@@amneenja5720 No, I wasn't the only child too make those jokes.

[@amneenja5720]

@@shakesfirst2443 sorry I can't understand you captain child genius can you put it into simple terms

[@shakesfirst2443]

@@amneenja5720 Get a grown up to help you.

[@UKenn78]

From the makers of Timbukone...

[@aretorta]

I often come back to this video just to here Milton's jokes.

[@197Tom]

Hugh Dennis Henry the eighth joke had me dying

[@kolio4917]

The smear test one was awesome

[@mahbub87hussain]

They way Dara belly laughs when the jokes hit right 🤣

[@jesper90]

a little hung over and stressed about work, this was hilarious.

[@paulovinicius7052]

My 5 y/o nephew: "So, is that the bald man who sends those evil men to beat up Spider Man?" I totally lost it.

[@whoviana]

Yes it is

[@carnold158]

"Today's episode of Jeremy Kyle has just been cancelled." Uhh...

[@Lkdog]

O O O F

[@p.atrick.]

F

[@shirokumaotaku]

Too soon?

[@KumaBean]

Damn, beat me to it 😂👌

[@ClipCrew]

They told the future

[@iball310369]

Their lips passionately met..... *Then she closed her legs and crushed his sunglasses*

[@zyanideow]

32:18 when I'm trying to take my dog to the dog park

[@francaperotti5934]

That Papa joke was the funniest thing Josh has ever done

[@matthewiles5714]

2:04 - A UKIP presentation - 101 Damn Asians.

[@xXtheafroXx]

14:58 that joke had me dying 😂

[@HD-ko6ym]

xXtheafroXx I don’t get it? ☹️

[@sionedrohan6794]

@@HD-ko6ym I think a reference to fudge packing.

[@HD-ko6ym]

Sioned Rohan oh i kinda get it..... nope. Thanks for replying though. I’m missing a crucial reference me thinks 😅

[@sionedrohan6794]

@@HD-ko6ym fudge packing is a hilariously crude way of referencing male homosexual interaction.

[@just_for_comments]

H D basically, the chocolate factory is his girlfriend’s ass

[@fusionid6647]

36:54 Andy must be Kicking himself after what happened in 2019.

[@videorocketzmillar007milla5]

Dara also looks like the dad in The Incredibles..

[@TheHadesShade]

15:06 I did not get it why that joke was banter to Romesh, captain please?

[@jojokemp7370]

Milton Jones without a doubt most underrated comedian out there

[@franklinnartz1381]

How is he underrated, the audience starts to laugh even when he's just walking to the mic.

[@3blindhamsters]

Best laugh I've had for ages 🤣

[@juliejohnson2635]

Acaster, what a nut. 😂

[@harkerx9029]

I'm so used to seeing Susan Calman sitting down or stood next to Sandi that I didn't realise she was SO tiny

[@hannahmcgahan8920]

18:43 The best Ed Byrne joke I’ve heard on MTW 😂😂😂😂

[@evandavis5223]

WELCOME BACK TO COOKING WHEN PISSED!!!

[@p.atrick.]

*_I want to see you shit in this bin_*

[@michaelwebb3613]

Hi, great shows! but when are we going to get some new ones? that also applies to the brilliant milton jones and Tim vine, Gary delaney. Yours MJ WEBB

[@ElGibby]

8:41- Josh Widdecombe just likes to watch the world burn.

[@archerymidnight3422]

I don't get that one

[@dylanhodgson7605]

Wait Dara has legs?

[@spydurrs8689]

I thought he couldn't walk and was wheelchair bound 😂

[@davidranson3797]

CGI

[@itsmatt2105]

So what's the purpose of the buzzer?

[@marklupont902]

it's just the host's way of saying "okay, I got the joke, now sit back down." Just a way of keeping the game going quickly.

[@katiemcdonagh4048]

Not a good time to drink tea

[@leehutchinson1955]

Or eat your dinner

[@davidmartin5483]

The gates to the netherworld are opening.....suddenly my screen goes black and my you tube went down.....

[@lonnwy]

I wish that they would not put both of my favourite comedians on the same show, xxxx

[@martinnduati1132]

Reminds me of 'Because You Said So' by Runo

[@leefriedman3067]

24:06 you wanna fight about that with Ed, Beckett?

[@marvinndugwa4976]

I don't know how I got here - and why I did not got here earlier I, so but I'll stay a li'll ♥

[@Parknest]

Frankie Boyle is missed but Hugh Dennis makes up for it. The chocolate factory one was hilarious.

[@Parknest]

The chocolate factory is a reference to anal sex.

[@busesinbathbristol5899]

@@Parknest Josh Widdicombe said the chocolate factory joke

[@alichinogaming6089]

How does Hugh do THAT VOICE? :D

[@dna7767]

those ad voices? cuz I wanna know too

[@francaperotti5934]

He stated off has an impressionist.

[@danielgallagher5152]

Laryngitis

[@tallandhandsome29]

An ad after one minute...what are you like?

[@RedMartianSkylight]

They're all amazing, but my heart belongs to Sara Pascoe.

[@dna7767]

26:29 amazing

[@9SmartSand6]

Actually....kind of predictable. Really.

[@87654321j]

35:29 Borris Johnson to a T lol

[@adrianfox-kirk5271]

why are some of the jokes cut off? There are several Sarah Pascoe jokes that you have cut out.

[@anonUK]

There's a reason for that. Her own material is shit.

[@musefan12345]

Agreed. There’s loads of them cut off. Pretty silly to upload an entire compilation of the series, and not upload it in its entirety.

[@musefan12345]

anonUK Sarah Pascoe has some great lines. However, regardless of people’s differing tastes, it’s stupid to cut certain parts of it. He does the same thing on his other vids as well

[@davideunbekannt7726]

She’s rubbish only on anything because of DEI

[@TBaroon]

7:33 haha 😂

[@gaming_noobs3823]

“Unlikely lines from a thriller” Me: there’s monsters let’s NOT go that way or act big tryna save everyone 😂😂😂

[@brian554xx]

I get hung up wondering how a lithium isotope would undergo neutron decay. Maybe if a silly pedant has a slightly positive chunk of neutronium. I've thought about this for far too long. If you understand and enjoy, please indicate that in some way.

[@reevethomas1083]

13:20 FINALLY!! Someone who isn’t Hugh or Frankie crossing the line 30:11 Because who hasn’t ever thought of going motorboating

[@ShaunRogue90]

That Oscar pistorius one in the first round is the first time I've openly laughed at Mock the Week since my early twenties. Just saying.

[@Angel-Adramelech]

Nothing has changed has it Heir Starmer

[@jasoncorr4619]

What was the princess monaco of Kent joke?

[@edhoward-bearder3081]

It was a mistake Gary Delaney had made earlier in the show.. the rest were just taking this piss

[@adamrubinson6875]

3:50 lmao

[@RobertJonesWightpaint]

Andy Parsons - genius.

[@AND-od5jt]

0:28 Was Andy Parsons joke really that bad that they had to cut it? He seems a bit angry at 0:37 judging by his face and hands...

[@matwalden6744]

how many bloody adverts csn you squeeze in. pratt.

[@zee5697]

If you take the cursor to the last few seconds before the end and let the clip finish, click replay icon... all ads gone.

[@Rkenton48]

anyone else notice that the women seemed to have been edited out for the most part? We see them walking away from the microphone, but they weren't shown. hm...

[@henryelvidge9502]

Well...it is funniest moments

[@thisravenhasflown010]

19:05 welcome to panel shows😊😂

[@connor-ey3uh]

36:40

[@Damien_Paxton]

32:13 Why is he running?

[@DingbatToast]

How many ads! I don't think so

[@graphyy]

What would be sayin in ( UNLIKELY THINGS TO HERE IN MOCK OF THE WEEK ) or ( THINGS DARA WONT SAY)

[@Harry-tj6bl]

HANT KONNELLY can you not comment the same thing 3 times

[@lordeden2732]

HANT KONNELLY the is no crap that Data won't say for money!

[@TomFynn]

"Despicable Me 3" did not have Dara O'Briain in it. I is disappoint.

[@dark_dirttv7474]

36:55 random

[@p.atrick.]

F

[@adrianclarke6829]

Great material but waaaay too many adverts. Cynical monetisation. Shame!

[@Tildybean42]

"From the makers of that sequel joke you heard a minute ago - Random stuff two!"

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

Unless they've been edited out, it looks like many of the comedians just don't get a go.

[@spencerblake5713]

It's been edited to only show the best bits

[@paulharrison2557]

I think I'd have just gone and sat down after Hugh's customs officer joke. It's just downhill after that...

[@BLEMFIDEM]

Not cool having loads of gambling ads on your channel bro

[@Breakfast_and_Bullets]

People don't get to choose what ads to show on their videos, Google picks them. They're based on the viewer's browser history. In this case, yours.

[@Asad-mv2po]

Lol

[@RebeccaFarquharson]

Is it only me who thinks they are using canned laughter these days?

[@nomore5668]

They do

[@olscratch74]

Most of these shows have live audiences, but the sweetening is still very apparent.

[@trekker3382]

i don't get the chocolate factory (girlfriend dead against it) joke

[@lindaanderson5657]

Anal. 😉

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

Trekker you do get it don't you? 😄😁😎 🌄 🌏 🌍 🌎 🌅 😉 You just don't give it, right?

[@iball310369]

Milton Jones...... not my cup off tea.... nuff said!

[@qlqnen]

Nor is spelling or punctuation. But thanks for airing your opinion that is worth precisely fuck all.

[@nomore5668]

@@qlqnen Oh the irony...

[@p.atrick.]

@@nomore5668 how is that ironic-

[@xxxrdc]

@@qlqnen Brìtish humor, or humour...worth fuck all with a crumpet...asswipes laughing and clapping at high school toilet jokes Is it any wonder that the empire has vanished and London has a Muslim mayor?

[@franklinnartz1381]

​@@p.atrick. Should be a comma, not a full stop, after punctuation.

[@GroovingPict]

actually Andy, the sun isnt massive enough to go supernova

[@minibrudda7247]

I was the 880th like.

[@scottishjohn1]

0:19 nothing worse than an American saying bollox

[@ZoeSummers1701A]

She’s thankfully not a dumb yank. Also, your misogyny is showing.

[@PaulWinstanleyPhysio]

There's no American in the clip

[@Eden_Laika]

It's spelled 'bollocks' and she's Canadian.

[@DaveyL1954]

I love these lefty comics. Aren't they excellent at the old lefty political jokes. I wonder if they're laughing now that STARMER if shafting everybody....even them.

[@archiebalachandran980]

Sarah Pascoe and Andy Parsons, should never be back on this show 👍🏾

[@barrywallace3840]

Andy Parsons was very hit and miss, Sarah Pascoe though you are right she is about as funny as coming home and seeing your missus getting tag teamed by the milkman and the plumber.

[@anonUK]

@@barrywallace3840 No, there's far more humour in that than in anything Sarah Pascoe says.

[@oiooi6460]

A brilliant show ruined by tick box unfunny women and unfunny diversity quota fillers

[@TheDarkestSmurf]

Damn, I forgot how much I bloody hate Andy Parsons' cadence and delivery.

[@engasal]

That stupid little turn when he's done, though. Walking away like the fart went too far

[@chinaman612]

How comes it's ok for the black bloke to make a racist joke?

[@sidneysmooth]

ted lismore he's actually white he's just a really good actor.

[@bec4259]

Coz he’s black 😂

[@qlqnen]

Holy false equivalency, Batman. As if the white comedians haven't done similar jokes on the show either.

[@francaperotti5934]

If you want PC watch something to your taste.

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

And which was the racist joke you poor sUNsensative kite wunt?

[@GudderGames]

they should get Jeff Ross on this show. He'd roast the hell out of England, the UK, or what ever else you want to call it.

[@alexanderdelacruz9249]

I did not know this until recently, women makes bad comedians!

[@cxitlynmsp7937]

alexander dela cruz fuck you, we are funny. Funnier than men most of the time FUCKER 🖕🏻

[@heart29100]

cxitlyn? Msp i gotta admit. The only funny female comedians that come to mind are Katherine Ryan, and sarah millican. The redhead in the white and black flower T-shirt, and the blonde who kept asking about iraq , are not funny imo. But due to bbc and equality they have to put female comedians in, you know they're shit if most their jokes have to be saved by another comedian just so the show can move on instead of dwelling on the shit joke that barely none laughed at. Hugh, andy, Milton, and Dara usually end up saving the others when a joke fails, if milton and andy aren't on the show, it falls to Hugh and dara to save the others, sometimes one of the guests will save another , but usually falls to Hugh or dara's quick wit to save the jokes so people don't lose full interest. That is how you know a comedian is shit, or at least, shit for the show. If someone else has to keep saving jokes, the comedian being saved is probably shit, or at least shit for the show. If that makes sense.. Just my opinion ofc.

[@edwardsmith7109]

Any female comedian is better then Nish Kumar.

[@videorocketzmillar007milla5]

alexander dela cruz nope. U need to listen more then u will get it.

[@qlqnen]

Women on this show often tell jokes exactly like the ones Frankie Boyle used to tell and every comment section is full of "women not funny, I miss Frankie". "Just my opinion", so don't tell me how I'm an asshole for saying an asshole thing because you might hurt my fee-fees, but hey, it's everyone else getting triggered and offended by the smallest things.

[@chinaman612]

2 racist jokes

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

Which ones?

[@tomtom21194]

That means frankie must have left the racist door around after he left

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

@@tomtom21194 what racist joke/s did Frankie B, make?

[@tomtom21194]

@@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234 i was referencing this kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIHbaHaEiZeUjNU

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

@@tomtom21194 thanx. That clarifies it, there were NO racist jokes, just fuckfards dribbling shit about someone they're jealous of. And racist door is nothing more than a joke term that was commandeered & used quite incorrectly. Same thing religious morons do. They see the leaves on trees in the valley below, but there's no wind in my cave, mmm what could cause wind down there but not up here in my cave? Eureka! It's god that caused the wind. Fictional but still causing flatulence.