90s Phone Commercial

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[@hungolungo]

What happens if I say 'no thanks?'

[@DupaChunner]

*D O N A T E N O W .*

[@frankthetoaster]

I’m pretty sure this is an ARG now

[@MustraOrdo]

@@hungolungo You'll be [REDACTED]

[@uatafaka]

This is more 80s than 90s

[@Maflongas]

My family got kidnapped and the guys who did it asked 5.000.000 dollars for a rescue, and i could hear my daugter's screams perfectly with my new Swatch phone.

[@Zeftilldeath8878]

That was a really disturbing testimony, but it worked and now I want one.

[@ElijahSinclair1220]

Yelo WHAT A SELLING POINT

[@weplay9463]

Noo kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqO9qqCCgLSEb80

[@TheBert.]

Dang 5 dollars

[@memecat2000]

Nice

[@vuppet5684]

My wife told me that she wants a divorce over the phone, but the sound quality was great thanks to my Swatch Phone! Can recommend 10/10

[@MananaMan]

i hope she didnt take the kids

[@TikiShootah]

@@MananaMan I hope the kids don't take the phone. Without his swatchphone, a man is nothing.

[@Cjnw]

Hey, normie here !!

[@John-p9m2c]

Vsauce Puppet lmao

[@LukieLuke5]

John I want a Divorce. DIVORCE HEH HEH HEH!

[@alezarde211]

The sound quality was so crisp and clean I couldn’t even hear my parents arguing! Truly an innovative product!

[@johnnyguit-fiddle2088]

This deserves more upvotes.

[@destiny_ultimatedork675]

@@johnnyguit-fiddle2088 this isn't reddit but ok 😂

[@johnnyguit-fiddle2088]

@@destiny_ultimatedork675 Likes, upvotes, they're all vanity metrics. It could be chickens for all it matters, it deserves more.

[@macaroll]

this sounds like a line that Junpei from 999 would say!

[@jacobhero1577]

@@johnnyguit-fiddle2088 updooty doot

[@bigtrolly]

Honestly, almost every video makes me believe I'm watching an actual video from a few decades ago. The production, the acting, everything is just damn perfect. Combine this with hilarious writing each and every time, and all these videos are the result. Screw subs. You deserve to be bigger than KZbin. Something like Adult Swim for starters would be well deserved.

[@skycorphomevideo]

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[@skycorphomevideo]

Might be better to keep growing the KZbin and benefit from ad revenue and (improved) merch down the line. It’s been a year and a half and we’re at 87k, I do think it should be doing better based on the effort, money, and time put in - but it’s been solid growth nonetheless. Thanks for the kind words and being a fan.

[@danielsotelo-esquivel8461]

@@skycorphomevideo while your here, would you ever consider making some sort of story/series?

[@skycorphomevideo]

Hellish Gaming it is what I’m aiming to do - as well as increasing authenticity with the videos. However that requires more time and money, which can only be accomplished if this channel keeps growing.

[@danielsotelo-esquivel8461]

@@skycorphomevideo id support you guys if you had a patron

[@DirtyDawg]

This channel should have a fuckload more subs

[@samhansen9771]

I read this as "This channel should have fucked more subs"

[@samhansen9771]

@@JBRedux _please FBI, don't fuck me up!_

[@robertoremelli]

Adult swim is fucking sleeping

[@lampini]

It’s only a matter of time in my opinion before they blow up. When I subbed they only had 33k subs

[@alejandroz4048]

heck yeah it's a golden egg in youtube.I subscribe when it only had about 10K subscribers

[@anthonybissett8510]

He made a terrible announcement in a hip 90s way.

[@lucabaldassi6024]

I'm sure you meant "she" instead of "he"

[@anthonybissett8510]

Luca Baldassi I was talking about the guy who said he had AIDS, not the girl who said she was pregnant.

[@glockel4308]

@@anthonybissett8510 Dunno why you think the AIDS is the terrible announcement but sure...

[@viniciusmiranda9332]

Who is gay?

[@Ralph_Sandwich]

@@viniciusmiranda9332 but you are gae

[@nothingrealynothing.1623]

The forced-on smile that in the last few seconds (after she says that the quality is great) is the extra touch.

[@josieabraham8342]

@v o r calm down m8

[@caitlinalyn_comedy]

Thanks ☺️

[@axiss5840]

It's so perfect, like she's not allowed NOT to smile!

[@dilleng123]

​@@caitlinalyn_comedy did really good job commercial is hislarious.first time seeing it lol

[@ironhell813]

@axiss5840 Lol, that’s cause he was screwing her offset and she’s not sure if he’s serious or not 🤣 -director

[@bennetth.929]

The sound quality of the Swatch Phone is so great, you can hear Stacy's world crumbling!

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Underrated comment! xD

[@RueAriarhod]

>sound quality Going into the microphone or coming out of the ear speaker? This comment is rather vague.

[@TheAxeGrinder]

Swatch: The gift that keeps on giving.

[@Cjnw]

Normie

[@CinnamonToastKing]

Thought he was going to say, "I'm gay!" Because he stopped taking Closetra.

[@ElijahSinclair1220]

That would have been better

[@thepizzagirls6657]

I thought he would say he had his tubes tied

[@Angie-wu9mf]

XD

[@zachmakessandwiches2015]

Nope he overdosed this time

[@TwinMcQuerns]

Statistically, it's either that or he shares needles or both.

[@ultimatechiller]

Just Perfect. The quality, the memes, the akward faces, just a masterpiece

[@zippySquirrelface]

Memes?

[@cheshirecat7819]

@@zippySquirrelface you can meme this

[@Maflongas]

I got scammed by an indian dude and i could hear clearly how many money i lost with the new swatch phone

[@balint6873]

Well, you speak like you are the indian scammer. Forreal tho, learn proper grammar and try to spell

[@Maflongas]

@@balint6873 Well, sorry, English is not my first language, and i had to self learn it, not everyone in the internet is from an english speaking country you know?

[@SensitiveDilemma]

@@balint6873 tbh his English is not that bad tho.

[@santicheeks1106]

Amazing! Radical! ✌✌

[@cutest_artist_]

as an Indian I can confirm tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@A20360]

I love how Todd never breaks his smile while Stacy is struggling to smile at the end and even breaks her smile when Todd doesn’t immediately answer.

[@viniciusmiranda9332]

The bank just called me this afternoon notifying about my final debt situation and thanks to my brand new Swatch® phone and its quality sound I could learn that I have 62 hours to leave the property I'm living in! I can't wait for the mobile version of it ❤

[@brianmo2965]

I love how her smile was twitching at the end

[@caitlinalyn_comedy]

😉

[@imvengeance1526]

@@caitlinalyn_comedyhold on are you that girl? Lmao

[@graywolf0026]

You are entering a place full of bright lights, neon colors, and up beat smiles. Everyone is happy. Yet there is a darkness in everything. Seeping into every pore of each individual inhabitant, soaking them to the core in a malaise of indifference and forced smiles. You are entering... SkyCorp.

[@NoelComiX]

Be happy and enjoy your microwave

[@EugeneOneguine]

Portrait of M. O' Neil. A quiet man whose only purpose in life was not to discover what life is about. In a few moments mister O' Neil will take a plunge into an old dream, a fever dream that will change his perception of the objects that surround him, and the artifacts within himself. He will try to run away, but mister O'Neil has already set deep foot... in SkyCorp.

[@mrredherring2900]

Everything about your videos is so perfectly 90s. The video quality, the goofy effects, the acting, the background music, the clothing, the camera angles, its all there. As a 90s kid, i highly, *highly* aprecciate this.

[@Kawsaki]

Lucian Corvin I know right?

[@madg620]

So true it is really retro

[@TedEhioghae]

The camera angles too.

[@Zeftilldeath8878]

That is the hippest way to announce "I'VE GOT AIDS" that I've ever seen. Charlie Sheen, take note.

[@Cjnw]

"I GOT CORONAVIRUS"

[@DanielThureskog]

Charlie should also take notes from Haley Joel Osment. ;)

[@ytmndan]

Charlie Sheen has tiger blood! And unfortunately that tiger tested positive for AIDS.

[@destiny_ultimatedork675]

And that was when Ghosting was invented

[@a.c.7573]

Literally

[@Unknown-hb3id]

Finally. Gender equality.

[@Ignirium]

HAhahaha

[@fourkings_]

This channel wont blow - Because most people cant comprehend that level of brilliancy. And thats a good thing.

[@opedromagico]

That is just gold hahah

[@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405]

The dead look in both of their eyes after speaking and responding to each other means they are made for each other 😊

[@SMBBM92]

Just got a call on my new Swatch phone! My beautiful daughter, light of my life, apple of my eye, *isn't mine!* I can't believe how clear the call was! *The sound quality is great!*

[@RueAriarhod]

>sound quality Going into the microphone or coming out of the ear speaker? This comment is rather vague.

[@therookie4901]

0:32 i'm amazed on how she reacts here, truly a masterpiece acting

[@caitlinalyn_comedy]

Aw thank you 🥺 I have a good director

[@Angie-wu9mf]

Caitlin Alyn wait your the one who was in the ad? I’m gonna be amazed if your the person in the ad 😳

[@caitlinalyn_comedy]

Twinkle _berry Gacha life 😉😉

[@wantspizzadaily1316]

The crooked smile at the end was so perfectly executed

[@excessmaterial]

Lol that line delivery on "I'VE GOT AIDS!"

[@OwenMarvin]

this is my new favorite youtube channel. congrats skycorp this is huge honor for you.

[@Aaaqqppl23]

The acting is just top notch

[@caitlinalyn_comedy]

☺️

[@ivanhorvat2510]

That's some 90s humor right there.

[@jeremywoods770]

0:33 It takes talent for her to look awkwardly at me and my buddy next to me at the same time

[@purrpletiger2159]

This channel is freaking hilarious and I can't believe I didn't discover it until today. This is exactly the kind of thing I love, stereotypical 90s with stupid funny humor.

[@moistbread1177]

With the new Swatch phone Todd will be able to dodge those pesky child support calls

[@KKAkuoku]

SkyCorp Home Video: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

[@vicz8899]

This seems more like early 1980s.

[@KenMasters.]

1980 - 1986 doesn't have vibrant neon colors and New Jack Swing music, this parody is definitely based on the early-90s authentic commercials at the time.

[@PinkieRockStar878]

I'm glad they didn't break up!

[@threedragonstalk2123]

They're in it together, she's never gonna get another boyfriend with a kid, and he's never gonna get another girlfriend with AIDs

[@roygalaasen]

ThreeDragonsTalk I don’t think people know how AIDS work. When you have AIDS, your immune system is already so compromised by the HIV virus that you could die from simple things like cutting your finger or catching a cold, things that would not normally be a problem to healthy people. When you have AIDS, you are last stage before dying. Also AIDS is not the contagious condition, HIV is. You can’t spread AIDS, but you can spread HIV, if you are positive. Nowadays science has come so far that most people can live completely full length normal lives even being positive.

[@seansimonalle8896]

@@roygalaasen yep. HIV has to be there for some time beforehand. Chances are, she's already got HIV too :(

[@Dubfiance]

I'd say a better hit would be him saying "I'm sterile"

[@roygalaasen]

I am sterile! -> (It is not my baby.) Or I have AIDS! -> (I will die soon anyway!)

[@Noobgalaxies]

@@roygalaasen I have AIDS --> You have it too

[@alliancedragons]

I was thinking that he was gonna say sterile

[@sodaviking]

Memes on a stick And so will the child

[@user-njyzcip]

@@roygalaasen almost forgot AIDS was lethal back then

[@roachtoasties]

This appeared in my suggested videos, clicked at it, and I though it was one of those classic commercials from the past. After thinking about it, I had to come back. I had second thoughts about it being real. After all, this is KZbin. Funny.

[@Antnj81]

People born on Dec. 31st 1999, at 11:59PM are watching this video like "omg I totally miss the 90's! 😭" 😁

[@oblivion2755]

did u say 3st? also you said 12/3/99

[@yoshibloxgaming9124]

*31st

[@Angie-wu9mf]

OML I WAS BORN THAT TIME :D

[@goms.experiment]

"The sound quality is great"

[@johncitizen5377]

That dead inside smile at the end just completes the video.

[@amberhernandez]

The actors you have are absolutely AMAZING, mate. Make sure you treat them like gods and goddesses, because they are PERFECT.

[@caitlinalyn_comedy]

He treats us well ☺️ all hail skycorp

[@lennard5393]

These kind of commercials need to come back.

[@ytmndan]

Her lazy eye just makes it even better.

[@uniworkhorse]

0:30 that mouth movement was amazing

[@desireless4092]

0:10 This is the most 90s camera angle ever.

[@chococola4931]

the sound was so crisp that even the child in her womb said hol' up

[@zayzay3029]

Sounds like they’ve got a great connection!

[@k5_6hundred]

I discovered this channel when it had just over a 1,000 subs, and I honestly thought it would have at least half a mil by now! Definition of original content

[@reptile1840]

Plot twist: he meant he has ayds diet candy

[@Loofy101]

How tf do you guys only have 87k Subs!? You guys deserve more for your content.

[@tjsh02]

I love how he says "What's shakin'"

[@rp-fatv5815]

They should make ads like these then I would never skip one.

[@takashimizutani1808]

Dont know if the reason for the pause is because they are surprised how good the sound quality is or the delay from phones at 90s

[@sojannedos]

Just got done with binge watching all of their videos. This is such a great channel, I hope it grows!

[@dhv2852]

I thought he was gonna say : "And I've got a vasectomy"

[@That80sRPGGuy]

Best example of Check & Checkmate in a video

[@666SmAcK]

KZbin recommendation: "Swatch this video"

[@Model_BT-7274]

That's it. This is my favorite KZbin channel. Everything you upload is so consistently amazing. This is the best channel on KZbin.

[@uniworkhorse]

That dude's got a million dollar smile holy shit it's perfect

[@elevenseven-yq4vu]

I did know about OCP, Tyrell and Weyland-Yutani belonging to SkyCorp™, but never about Swatch. Way to go, SkyCorp™!

[@takemetoyonk]

This is so well-stylised to the point that I'm wondering if the swatch phone prop was literally made by a studying product designer and thrown into this video

[@dreamcore]

Translucent shit was a late 1990s thing exemplified by the iMac, while this has an early 1990s or even late 1980s feel

[@kilgoretrout8896]

The camera angles in this capture that 90s essence. Thanks SkyCorp!!!

[@professionalperson356]

Their reactions are priceless

[@marcspyder6721]

I was told I have terminal heart cancer from my cocaine addiction on my new Swatch phone. The sound quality is superb!

[@machinegun7547]

I half expected the guy would be like "Yeah and I'm sterile!"

[@onmeikataho]

0:38 The face like “it was the moment that she knew, she *toooot* up.”

[@HiDeftheChef]

That’s me

[@skycorphomevideo]

T O D D ™

[@Navybird]

Lol at first I was thinking "Man I haven't watched anything actually from the 90s in a long time, just the new sketches set in the 90s, they've done a great job making the new renditions faithful though apparently, this is like spot on". Then 0:13 I finally realize what it is, but it's a testament that I was just looking for some sort of vocal chop from the 90s talking about sounds and legitimately thought this was just a 90s commercial for a bit. That's some quality stuff fam, like I'm not making it clear, but I watch the 90s nostalgia bait comedy videos frequently and this didn't even come close to registering as inauthentic until the script made it obvious. Some serious skills. My lord, and I just checked the channel to figure out if it was a single person I was complimenting or an actual group, and if a group you at least seem like an earnest group. More importantly, didn't realize till then you're also the 'How to Reply to Negative Comments' channel. Kudos on both accounts!

[@djmexicanodetx2195]

The sound quality is great! 😁

[@vtop1c]

Absolutely unhinged, love it. Can't believe this doesn't have like 5 million views

[@AndrewNeiner]

This era hurts my eyes.

[@Angie-wu9mf]

Mix of Tricks same 😂

[@Koronuru]

I probably felt this is the TV version ad of San Andreas Telephone. 😂😂

[@user_name_redacted]

I love his angles and expressions. Very horrible and 90s.

[@Joooooooooooosh]

How am i just discovering this channel. This is the greatest content on KZbin.

[@Stargazer_Pie]

“The Swatchphone gives you more than the time of day.” Wait. Could this imply the Swatchphone gave him AIDS?

[@JoJoJ0]

Pfff that just a rumor made by competitors

[@3SF2024]

that's a

[@Lasagnaisprettycool]

The sheer authenticity of this is staggering. the effects, camera angles, clothes, acting.. absolutely insane

[@whateversunpopular1338]

If this is a serious ad, they’d be prosecuted for showing it today.

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

It acts out like they actually know each other in a living universe like they're living both inside and outside the commercial (as if in a fictional universe as the characters in the commercial even when the cameras aren't rolling), while connecting with ours, living in two dimensions at once), while projected onto our reality through this video, is very four-dimensional. And that's what makes this video brilliant. Please bring these characters back, the guy especially.

[@MrAtomicPotatoe]

oh yes, new phone, new aids

[@NickyBobby-wx6ig]

This is literally the best thing ever.

[@ajjtv6896]

Stacy baby wHaTs ShAkIn

[@cschmitz100]

This commercial was what got me to switch to the new Swatch Phone

[@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva]

"This video has been sponsored by, Swatch!"

[@soratheexplorer1296]

Your channel is blessing in my life that I never knew I needed but now I'm truly grateful for.

[@The_KR-H]

This'll be good

[@NocturnalVelocity]

Why is the music in this so good.

[@afterlife697]

Person calling from plane: We’re on board the plane the terrorists are planning to crash into the twin towers. Beloved family member on the ground: wow the sound quality on my new swatch phone is awesome!!!!!!

[@Cjnw]

Amen

[@holeofdarn]

That went from "ha ha wooooow my new Swatch Phone" to *super depression odyssey*

[@Bro3256Films]

Sounds right

[@xeno7245]

Just like the sound quality

[@zackie2107]

This is like gta san andreas telephone ads on radio

[@gush35z67]

Babe ya there

[@_GhostMiner]

Now this is comedy!

[@may-rl4ot]

"I Love This Brand So Much PS. I Think Someone is Gonna End Up In The Maury Show !XO PS. Keep Up The Good Work!

[@nermalmovement]

You can tell she was holding back tears

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

She should've had a tear rolling down her cheek in those last few seconds. I don't know why, but I feel it would've completed the pain in her eyes.

[@TheTechCguy]

You know it's from the 90s, too, when the camera zooms in and out like that. Lol.

[@rooster6271]

Maybe now I'll be able to understand the indian on the other end trying to scam me

[@nachotp]

I just love the way he says "Yeah I can hear you just fine.. On me new swatchphone"