How to Reply to Negative Comments (90s Tutorial)

[@Jeremiah_Art65]

delete this video now

[@CockStarvedGoblingirl]

Babe don’t listen to him he is just jealous of our love ❤️!!!

[@Egg7O]

When this comment gets 1k likes this reply will be relevant

[@CockStarvedGoblingirl]

Babe don’t listen to him he just doesn’t understand us.

[@superioropinion6421]

Touch grass

[@somedude4523]

DELETE YOUR CHANNEL NOW type of vibe

[@zigfaust]

"We don't need to find that information, we can create it" is a terrifyingly powerful sentence.

[@jonsmith5810]

- from your friends at Fox News

[@codered9008]

The same goes to all news media nowadays lmaoo

[@jimdayton8837]

@@jonsmith5810 You misspelled CNN or all the other establishment media.

[@jonathonbialas3005]

That line almost made me pee myself laughing. This was amazing

[@kenpat9966]

@@jonsmith5810 i think the top 3 for misinformation is MSNBC, CNN, then FOX

[@ArmoredZephyr]

It's incredibly comforting to know that I've been using the internet correctly all these years. Thanks for the enlightening video.

[@iron_ingot_]

lol

[@caingamin2]

Indeed, i agree with your gleeful comment as i have too been using it in a nearly identical fashion

[@jamzee_]

You wouldn’t know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.

[@Max-ki6df]

100% maggots! Aäh agree

[@YoutubeITA]

I'm also very proud, if someone give bad comment I just stalk them till I find every detail in their life and use it against them

[@flamebrindger3984]

No advertisement, no sponsorship, no self promotion, just straight up entertainment.

[@blackjoker1097]

I thoroughly enjoyed this vid 😃

[@erict3728]

Maybe one of the best comedy videos I've seen on KZbin. Just incredibly good

[@mason96575]

There are ads at the beginning and end of the video...

[@soul5017]

If there are no ads...how are they affording food?

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

​@soul5017 not everyone has to monetize their hobby to enjoy producing it.

[@HawkThunder907]

I just got an ad to stop cyberbullying... it didnt convince me. I fight fire with fire.

[@Svistov]

Keep on the good fight brother

[@The_Haruspex]

No man, the takeaway message here should be "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em". You're supposed to become a cyberbully yourself and keep the vicious cycle going. Plus, cyberbullying is really fucking funny.

[@beaupiotrowski5192]

I just got an add for golfish. This too, is a sign

[@PuffedMuffin]

nice

[@xTROLLINGx]

Then you have some serious problems when a simple solution would be to turn off the monitor and walk away. Cyberbullying is a made up word.

[@b-rare]

He clearly won that online argument after creating that web page . That’s some serious dedication

[@silhouettefades]

Option C was a winner there 😂

[@wtfbros5110]

Jeremiah didnt stand a chance after that

[@dereksbooks]

​@@wtfbros5110 Jeremiah got what he deserved.

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

@cbarreira91 has had 16 abortions

[@Darkusaido]

Back then when the websites were free to make 😭

[@BnanaDuk]

I was not expecting this upon clicking the video in my feed. It reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

nice

[@gaming2ebbrell136]

interesting fact: this phrase was invented in 1997

[@Ibbys_space]

i read this before watching and angrily scrolled down to make a reply when i saw it

[@AverageAlien]

shut up you are wrong and I am right

[@derchozenvun83]

You had sixteen abortions when you were a kid, wtf?

[@TheSinlessAssassin]

"This calls for one thing and one thing only; proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator. But we don't need to exactly FIND that information, we can create it." Ah yes the wonderful wide world of web and how it breeds creativity in us all.

[@land3021]

If you're not chained to your own morals or have a way to justify stuff in your mind, plus a lacking awareness/lacking of caring of how people might react to the lies, then sure! Although I personally try to separate my value as an individual from my acts and words, plus reassess the "frameworks" or whatever have you of how I assess a situation to justify me acting like a meme lord... I probably need better vocabulary.

[@leandrogoethals6599]

The modern news basically

[@iwavrQwpX4uB39nilBlQ]

i can feel the wonderful wide world of web breeding me making me ooze creativity

[@AManChoosesASlaveObeys]

@@land3021 Or you can add to the cesspool os hateful things the internetz provides y simply using the phrase 'Shut up, incel'

[@smthngsmthngsmthngdarkside]

Holy shit, where did you find this quote from. It certainly wasn't the video we both just watched.

[@coolepic519]

This is literally beautiful. If they push the arguement after that, You have 3 more options A: Tell them youre tired of this and leave B: Apologize C: Leak their personal information online

[@Isteyak-78]

as always...option C is the best

[@nathanapplegate5374]

Option C: brought to you by Ssniperwolf

[@TroyFulcon]

D : Tell them they are Nazis and report them to the World Wide of Web's Police! Works everytime.

[@prinzexisalowqualityytber]

Option C it is again!

[@jimmypeeps8471]

@@TroyFulcon Worked for Trudeau during the freedom convoy, and that guy LITERALLY INVITED A NAZI INTO OUR PARLIMENT. I wish I was making this up lol.....Ohhhh Canada. He has nice hair and gay looking socks though.

[@Staarkalinou]

2:35 "This calls for one thing and one thing only : Proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator" this line is just gold 👌

[@angeldog2443]

(this is a test for you to practicing after the lesson,nothing i write would be serious) Cringe,no one ask lol,repeat same comment for like,shut the fuck up for once

[@pierre-antoine5015]

😂

[@xenowashere1229]

So real

[@THEE_Kisywisy]

It’s 2.40am and when he said I snorted 😂😂😂 almost woke up my husband 😂😂😂

[@modiggady]

I fuckin lost my shit!! His tone of voice makes it 100 times better😂😅😂😅😂😅

[@emvv3784]

idk how hard it is to recreate the 90’s aesthetic but you absolutely nailed it. looks perfect

[@randominternetguy3537]

Sounds perfect too. He's got all the sfx, the kinda awful mic that has extra gain and no pop filter. It's amazing.

[@ChimeraRobot]

I just saw he has another video showing how he runs the footage through an actual VHS tape, it's pretty impressive!

[@Platonic-Plate]

stfu, Your opinion is trash (this is a joke)

[@chadd990]

If you can find a working vcr and some blank vhs tapes, you can recreate the 90's. Very simple, very easy, very cheap. Then again, I actually own those things unironically.

[@armondtanz]

Theres a guy who makes the backrooms movies, he records his monitor via an old camcorder, feeding back into the computer, you get similar results and this method has less stages.

[@rot_studios]

Seeing how most discussions go on the internet this doesn't even feel like a parody lmao

[@MysticLGD]

Yes

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

That's because you have the wrong genre of parody in mind. This is how it went back then.

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 Not exactly, because everybody was anonymous as I remember it. So tons of name calling and such, but a lot of his tactics feel more like the twenty teens than the 90s. Being an @hole on the internet wasn't as developed of an art as it is now.

[@stanleystove]

​@@TheJeremyKentBGross Citation: Instagram comments and their "shut up lil nigga" or "bend over nigga" on posts of children

[@milk_expanse]

​@@TheJeremyKentBGrossthank for info binoclard

[@jonathaningram8157]

What breaks the immersion is the comment that is displayed without refreshing the page. This isn't web 2.0!

[@Basauri.48970]

Only for us boomers and gen x-ers. The bulk of the viewers here are younger than 40 and likely didn't even notice.

[@filipe.estima]

@@Basauri.48970 The video really does feel made in the 90s, this guy nailed it.

[@Bu-bo-Bu-bo]

I'm 39 and i DID notice :D Also his hairstyle isn't 90 at all. But well it's fun :)

[@hunszaszist]

That mouse looked way too black and egronomic too, but whatcha gonna do? Just enjoy the video jonathan kiddydiddler8157

[@rahkuaschount]

@@filipe.estima People didn't say "welp" in the 90s.

[@mok6081]

"Jeremiah is really trying to devalue my opinion while making his sound superior" I love how he analyzes everything in such a rational way only to then take the most deranged action

[@MaryDunford]

Right? 😂

[@glitchedoom]

That is the joke, yes.

[@CarlosAlberto-gf3dy]

"Jeremiah is really trying to devalue my opinion while making his sound superior" is.literally the soyjak and chad meme

[@natsudragneelthefiredragon]

​@@glitchedoom"He's trying to make me look stupid. It's time we took an appropriate response,"

[@Literally_a_Squirrel]

Nice

[@Deltarious]

You absolutely *nailed* the 'informative' style of presenting and visually it looks pretty convincing too. I loved this

[@KEKW-lc4xi]

I legit thought this video was from the 1990s because its theme was so convincing. It was only when things started to escalate that I realized it was actually made in current times. 😂

[@itamarbitton7436]

For me it was that first turn around towards the screen 😂

[@Andy_77799]

​@@KEKW-lc4xifor me it was when I saw the word 'welp' when I realised this ain't from the 90's

[@xy1101]

Hmph. Stupid kids. This IS from the 90's. Lauren had the right idea unlike your parents.

[@Iamthecrazyone]

@@Andy_77799 Do you think 'welp' hasn't been around that long?

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

"You can create it!" Stares in the most terrifying psycho stare ever lol

[@CrittingOut]

he isn't lying

[@Idkwhattoputhere...306]

And Then "After hours of work," Lmao

[@lanceknuth5300]

I don't know what you are talking about. That is how I and the best of my friends always look.

[@Warp2090]

Homer Simpson

[@guillermoelnino]

The DOJ school of attaining evidence

[@Mocha_Moon1111]

I love how he responded calmly and dignified 👍😊

[@Shaeffen_]

No one asked for your opinion unfortunately.

[@reginaldforthright805]

In a dignified manner/with dignity

[@3baxcb]

Especially about the other guy's girlfriend. Nothing says dignified like adding redneck stereotypes in one's reply to a comment that makes unproven suggestions about your social life. LOL.

[@malbecks316]

I'm going to show this to my students, they are going to be thrilled to hear they have so much in common with their ancestors from the 90's.

[@mofo09]

I'm gonna fuck my boy in the ass

[@EnaTenkiyoGamer]

😂😂😂

[@crymp2057]

The amount of 'bad language' flies with school policy?

[@eh6971]

You grab your students asses?

[@kawaibakaneko]

"Ancestor" holyshit, I am not that old! Wait a sec, if I had a kid at 20 the kids would be 12/13.... Fuck I am old

[@maximrush]

THE WIDE WORLD OF WEB IS BACK BABY

[@demize1153]

not without paul perkenstein 😢

[@PrideEepy64]

@@maximrushwhat happened to him?

[@mikieswart]

@@PrideEepy64JAIL

[@ahahaa1602]

@@PrideEepy64I thought he had gotten hacked a long time ago or his Instagram

[@Cock-Man]

We're so barack

[@andrewnguyen777]

All jokes aside this is a really well made vintage-homage video. It just encapsulates the type of professional and modest videos you’d see back in the day. Put this in a time capsule to confuse even more netizens

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

Would be even better with VHS tracking tear lines.

[@oliveryt7168]

He got me in the first 30 or so seconds... That being said: This video is gold 😂

[@YumegakaMurakumo]

​@@oliveryt7168Yez same! 😂 "option 3 pretty much has the best quality of the 3" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@QuasiCosmiX]

It reminded me of an old childhood memory and I shed a tear.

[@jonathaningram8157]

The haircut it what gives it out to me. Too slick.

[@NoPastNoFate]

This just goes to show how intuitive the internet is. I have been responding appropriately to negative internet comments for decades and I was today years old when I finally Ask Jeevesed it to see if I was doing it right and found this video.

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

He left out a couple key things. That I always make sure to add to mine. 1. Insult the other person's intelligence. 2. Claim the other person is a 10 year old.

[@Pain_Ito]

@@_BLANK_BLANK if they have a photo: 3. insult their appearance

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

@@Pain_Ito true I can't believe I forgot that.

[@THarSul]

Top notch work, this should be shown in high school to teach the children the correct internet etiquette.

[@chunkerdunker]

Nah. Kindergarten is more appropriate Edit: how tf did a woosh start a war

[@THarSul]

@@chunkerdunker woosh

[@chunkerdunker]

@@THarSul reverse wooosh

[@THarSul]

@@chunkerdunker recursive reverse woosh lol

[@Shawn_The_Dev]

@@THarSul T H E U L T I M A T E W O O S H

[@geoffkelly262]

And the moral of the story is never comment under your real name.

[@B.Ies_T.Nduhey]

😎

[@zqzj]

Typical Geoff Kelly comment...

[@TRG29338]

It's one thing for people to find out you're subscribed to MTV News in 2023 without them also knowing your real name. Maybe that's where you learned the famous British hacker Cold Fire was listening to Born Slippery by Underworld in his car when they arrested him.

[@B.Ies_T.Nduhey]

@@TRG29338 You mean there's only him?

[@B.Ies_T.Nduhey]

@@zqzj Which obviously must be his real name, since he comments under it.

[@TheChocolatBlanc]

Best part of the story is the fact that those valuable teaching from the “90’s” are still relevant to this day! Truly a timeless video.

[@abyssstrider2547]

Wait is this actually from the 90's?

[@Traxl21]

​@@abyssstrider2547please tell me you are joking

[@rhandhom1]

​@@abyssstrider2547Are you serious? It says it in the title. It's clearly from the 1990s. This is a genuine VHS cassette.

[@ultravoid5398]

@@rhandhom1 they thought it was a joke

[@leandrrob]

@@rhandhom1 its very well done, appart from the fact thats obviously fake bc comedy and modern themes, i could not tell it appart from a real 90s video

[@madffx1986]

My favorite so far is "I will marry your mom and give her son/daughter she actually loves"

[@glennhagstedt]

yeah i dont think the word "Marry" is especially often used, i know a few other words more fitting.

[@ArtiOfficial]

This youtube video was created in an editing software like Davinci Resolve which as developed in 2004 for Windows, Linux and MacOS. The 90s aesthetic composed of intentionnaly blurry footage adds a welcoming dose of total immersion. However, I yearned for a longer tutorial! It ended too quickly, I really need to know more techniques on how to harass people online! This video reminded me of my childhood memory when I fell of my bike, broke both ankles but thanks to that were allowed to play games on my computer 24/7. Such great times. Welp, looks like I'll be thinking of new ways to step up my commenting game in my sleep tonight!

[@dedede5586]

this gotta be pinned 😭

[@Greetings-r6f]

knowledge, details, emotion, and a dash of humor? This is certainly a perfect comment.

[@cecilsmith24]

😂😂

[@ArtiOfficial]

@@Greetings-r6f Hi didntknowyoucouldchangethi, I'm very happy you enjoyed my comment. I would happily engage in a longer discussion but I already exceeded data usage limit for this month. Don't want to pay extra like the last time and make my beautiful wife angry again! See you next month, cheers!

[@salazam]

cool story bro

[@mithrandirthegrey7644]

The only unrealistic thing about this video is that the comments appear without refreshing the page in the early internet days. The rest is 100 % accurate.

[@bustanut5501]

I'm curious: Is there a page that loads comments without refreshing?

[@labelle9477]

@@bustanut5501 there is, such like discord and any live streaming webpage, but those type consume a lot of ram & processing power & a little more internet data compared to the ones that require refreshing such like reddit

[@iss2075]

@@bustanut5501 There's loads now. And many other websites now put up a notification or message telling you to refresh because more comments have been posted.

[@bry2k]

@@bustanut5501 Have you never heard of Twitter? Maybe you've been too busy jerking off to pictures of jeremiah's mongoloid girlfriend to browse the world wide web?

[@puppergump4117]

@@bustanut5501 twitter but you can't do it without something like javascript and everything back then used php or some old crap.

[@PlasmidJunkie]

I absolutely love the transition to "PROVING JEREMIAH IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR" totally out of left field and made me do a spit take

[@RealGateGuardian]

Made me do it too. I seriously was LMFAOing through this video. A rarity

[@xClairy]

​​​@@RealGateGuardian Ah yes laughing my fucking ass offing truly a new usecase to the word you've created. Now you better continue onwards with the video guide if you wanna continue this _discussion_

[@b550man]

@@xClairy you have 1 youtube short comprised of an anime girl followed by 3 stolen low-resolution images from online with horribly meshed asmr audio in the background. of course, my short has less views and is also stolen content, but at least mine offers humor to a viewer. your piece on the other hand only offers viewers a mild migraine for the next hour or so.

[@argschrecklich9704]

@@b550man @xClairy Very nicely done you two, but I fear you really didn't watch the video closely enough. There were no personal insults, no allusions to the others questionable sexual tastes and no accusations of criminal behavior. You didn't even compare anyone to hitler. Please watch the video again and do it right from here on out.

[@xClairy]

@@b550man Unfortunately for you that ear-r*pe is intentional and it's to ensure that anyone who comes across the short would know they have the worst KZbin short algorithm and this alleviates them of the burden of watching shorts right after seeing it (Why else do you think I disabled comments after asking a question). I'm sure you know the implications of that for anyone lucky or unlucky enough to stumble upon it afterall it's a blessing in disguise. Maybe if you can't comprehend this ascension of knowledge with your puny sense of humour (which is just filling up a rat ballon with water and smacking it) you should just stop right away~

[@Gustmazz]

I just discovered this channel. This is art in it's highest level

[@leviathan6071]

If someone told me this was an actual tutorial I would believe them because the stuff their saying here is just like something they would actually say! You killed this impression and the 90’s aesthetic.

[@tomwhone9804]

You wouldn't know informative if it (hold on, let me read my notes)...

[@indestructible247]

@@tomwhone9804 if it fucked you in the ass

[@BadAtNames0017]

@tomwhone9804 You wouldn’t know informative if it- (Let me check my notes…)

[@tomwhone9804]

@@dingickso4098 LOL, I can't believe he actually got away with saying it in a KZbin video.

[@dewmontain123]

​@tomwhone9804 "he said the f word oh my gosh. " Does your mom still change your diapers as well?

[@StarlightNkyra]

Can't believe dude found a time machine and had the courage to post his video to users 30 years later. He's so ahead of his time.

[@sebg4662]

Nice pun

[@AeonKa42]

maybe thats the person from which Jordan Peterson have to re-educate himself about behaviour on internet :D

[@fabiopilnik827]

More accurate than South Park commentary on trolling.

[@joshuawood1436]

As a child of the 90s, I whole heartedly endorse and approve of this instructional video. The onyl thing missing was death threats, and claims of being famous/extremely rich.

[@Cloncurrify]

LOL You forgot to include claims of being a Navy Seal/SAS/Spetsnaz/Gym Beef Cake/Bruce Lee's disciple/Supa Killa Ninja/Terminator to back up the direct-delivery-to-your-home death threats!

[@Lampoluke]

A guy shitting on you for being born in 95-99 range and pretending to be an old hardened factory worker who has really known the worst of life just for the moron to forget to change his nickname from Nicky2006pu$$yhunter

[@dypetrod4766]

Also, insults to your opponent's mom and creative ways of implying that you've gotten intimate with her.

[@Petesworkshop2225]

Don't forget..... We're coming for you. Like ya sure

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

I dunno, it could stand to have more racial slurs

[@OfTheVoid]

Playing World of Warcraft for nearly 20 years, Halo and Counterstrike before WoW, all taught me how to be an upstanding internet person

[@Shartmouth-Mcpoo]

/2 What is love

[@undeadinside3571]

I knew a guy that had his account have "xbox off" in the name just so people would accidentally say it and disconnect

[@OPEK.]

/2 selling spectral tiger code 700g

[@AN-jz3kf]

3:28 I love the random 'i

[@Shotgunminister]

The AOL chatrooms have been a battlefield since this juicy bit of knowledge dropped.

[@firebrand36]

You and he were . . . buddies, weren’t you?

[@uncleheavy1066]

Loading punting program now...

[@SweetPappyJones]

@@uncleheavy1066oh my, I miss those programs! ASCII drawings preprogrammed, punters all kinds of fun stuff.

[@wormwoodcocktail]

Love is a battlefield

[@cyborgLIS]

​@@uncleheavy1066omg, the punting proggiez

[@pup64hcp]

Stay pixel-perfect my friends!

[@slipperynickels]

shit, i’m low poly instead.

[@Xiga1980]

@@slipperynickelslmao

[@LineOfThy]

Shut up. This video is trash! I need to enforce my opinions on others to validate myself.

[@doggoadexx2680]

@@slipperynickelslmfao

[@aliyanimran3094]

@@slipperynickels lol

[@eriklakeland3857]

The hilarious cheer at the 16 abortions post at 4:09 is such a strong ending lolol

[@3baxcb]

Someone got on Smithers' bad side to earn that comment.

[@terrariapro147]

Yeah!

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Gold

[@Psilocybin77]

I am a firm believer that we were never meant to be exposed to so much of humanity. We went from having small communities and social circles, to being part of this massive anonymous opinion pool, full of assgrabbers.

[@jacob8949]

If we just called the Internet 'Assgrabbers Anonymous' instead, it would be a much merrier place.

[@charlesmitchell9690]

Alleged ass grabbers...

[@Goutham1826]

Can't agree more. When your social circle is small, it just feels better and life is alot simpler

[@krzysiekstrzakowski2305]

so dont fucking use it maybe?

[@kdkdkdbdkddn3]

​@@Goutham1826true, and the fear of missing out is not as big or even non existent

[@Garchicero]

I love how this first presents itself as useful info but slowly progresses towards low key aggression to finally open aggression. His smile makes this even funnier.

[@Popy8014]

Lol this comment dumb, so obvious

[@kjyu4539]

@@ryanedwards805 lol yes

[@agitated_cat]

2:36 the timing of "proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator" fading in casually like a normal slide show is infinitely hilarious to me

[@leeroberson1136]

Yes! It's the whole level-up.

[@The92Waffles]

And now we got ass grabber adler bent over a barrel 🤣

[@shirakani]

What's funnier and sadder is you could do that to just about any woke SJW today and it'd be true without having to falsify evidence. Most of them are legit pedos for real, especially if they have pronouns in their bios!

[@Eli-dl2tw]

The slide is even titled and underlined lmao

[@fabianacecin7026]

"This calls for one thing, and one thing only"

[@BowlOSoup6661]

Having an about me section while picking fights on the Internet is a recipe for disaster

[@rocketbnuuy]

There's always one dude who keep innocent comments rather than plunge together into the heated chaos arguments, protect them at all cost

[@ghostface5559]

Fuck em

[@watchfulwren2251]

I

[@boltskyline2957]

​@@watchfulwren2251u gey

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

I wish I was like him instead of jumping into the most vile extremist arguments

[@kindauncool]

+@@therealspeedwagon1451 u can. just b.

[@maxkho00]

I've never seen a more accurate demonstration of how Reddit threads work. I've also never seen a more accurate 90s online tutorial impression. I had no option to but to leave a like.

[@gdgd5194]

Wgat do you know about reddit, trash. It's actually a decent website!

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

@@DarrinSKYou wouldn’t know Reddit if it fucked you in the ass

[@anshXR]

​@@DarrinSKyes it is, reddit is even more disgusting

[@icefever13]

​@@DarrinSKpeople will for sure go through your profile for past post history and comments, goddamn reddit detectives lmao

[@mr.dudbud4551]

Well no this is how every social media including youtube works since every one of them used by human every one of them is trash

[@flanchuga]

I wish I had half this guy's confidence and positive attitude during an internet argument.

[@bernardsoul5186]

Maybe if you lost your virginity and stopped being a loser

[@bernardsoul5186]

(That's a test, btw, I'm gonna train you, so give me your best shot)

[@trolojolo6178]

Look at my username. My username is part of the game. The only reason why I'm active on KZbin.

[@thatwierdbilly]

just know its the internet and take nothing seriosly like someone tried to annoy me bc i commented on an ad on insta with this fake ass cola i didnt take it seriously i didnt even go to his profile to do personal responses i just told him to go fuck himself in the face with a taser and didnt respond he commented twice after that meaning ive won

[@bobmcbob49]

​@@trolojolo6178unfortunately, you're brown

[@TechRat09]

I love how the beginning is actually a useful tip for commenting.

[@luckymosola8196]

His casual delivery of "And this cock starved goblin girl he calls a girlfriend" made me bust out laughing.

[@PinkyFingerPedalStrike]

Video really hit me right there 😂

[@BillAnt]

"Mongoloid" got me rollin' ba-ha-ha

[@MagneticPowder]

Only a true comedian can find the offensive to funny ratio like this 🤣

[@AutisticBarbie]

Same 😂

[@Ryo-jb4zn]

Least misogynistic incel insult

[@SurvivalGamingyt]

2:19 bro this ain't the 90's, this is the dark ages

[@PlanetBongoSan]

It's amazing how this advice still holds up after all these years. This guy was really ahead of the game

[@andrewraymond8224]

if you say so

[@SALEENS7GTR5]

He created the game

[@RustOnWheels]

Except maybe for using geocities.

[@--___--d]

*Wosh* its not actual advice u !d!ot

[@CadillacDriver]

I hope this is a joke?

[@skepticofthenorth]

I dont know how, but your videos seem to basically nail my exact humour. Theres something about the 90s aesthetic parody, black comedy and surrealism that just appeals to me. Your videos are one of the few where I just consistently laugh my ass off. I literally cried in hysterics watching this video.

[@GeddyRC]

This was incredibly well done. I'm proud to say I've been internetting correctly - since the 90s, in fact!

[@spoph]

You wouldn't know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.

[@Jagar_Tharn]

F U U F POS F

[@TRexMorgan]

Looks like you're pixel perfect!

[@daves6384]

Stfu. Your opinion is trash.

[@neo-babylon7872]

You guys are the best. Internet was awesome back then with the chat rooms and the amazing forums. It all went downhill when people started getting ideas on how to make money out of it. Greed/Survival mindset combined with internet is a bad combo.

[@karamei]

Oh my god, thank you youtube algorithm for recommending this channel to me. This is an absolute goldmine. It caters to my loves of shitposting and 90s nostalgia. Please keep up the amazing work. The authenticity is off the charts.

[@solesoulsorrow]

Yes, it reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear.

[@Glitch_in_the_Matrix]

Wait is this real

[@RubyofFire]

ON GOD

[@Hastur876]

Fun fact, internet communication in the 1990s were nothing like this. Even in the nastiest flamewars, we never even dreamed of going as psycho as people regularly do today. A guy in my town got a worldwide reputation for being the internet's biggest troll of the 90s, and even he was polite compared to today's typical KZbin comments section.

[@karamei]

@@Hastur876 yeah I know, that's what makes this so funny

[@ronnietheram]

You know, I’m really glad you guys are still making these. It’s been years and you haven’t lost your touch. Stay pixel-perfect, Skycorp! :)

[@redmin3r106]

Shut up you incel

[@Selfency]

They're criminally underrated, just like wkuk.

[@holocaust_2.0]

The person who posted above me has sex with dogs.

[@totallycarbon2106]

They have exactly one joke, but do it well!

[@samabraham8027]

I keep returning to watch these videos just for that exceptional smirk he puts on his face before he smoothly turns back to the screen. God damn it kills me every time :D

[@RubixstewYT]

I love how it goes from those old-school internet guidance videos to slowly descending into Twitter 😂, this made me laugh

[@MattEBF5]

*Xitter

[@EggwardEgghands]

@@MattEBF5 Twitter/X was exactly the same pre-Musk.

[@EnderViBrittania]

@@MattEBF5 Found the wokie who dislikes free speech.

[@juku619]

@@EggwardEgghands i think musk made it better

[@jarivuorinen3878]

@@juku619 Musk introduced paid blue mark, it was certainly funny when people blue marked their fake company accounts and produced anti-ad tweets, some of them very convincing ;) Fun stuff. Anyway, he proceeded to rebrand the company as X next, simultaneously melting company value by billions. I mean, wasn't it Musk who promised to destroy Twitter many years back? I think he succeeded!

[@haji2nd444]

I always enjoy watching these because they always have a very authentic 90s feel to them. Also, even these days on the modern internet, people still argue about dumb things. Whenever I check the replies to a comment I saw in a KZbin comment section, and I get to the middle, or maybe the end of the reply chain, 50% of the time, there's an argument over something stupid that isn't even going to affect anybody in 5 years.

[@mikieswart]

more like 5 hours lol

[@NB-gu9rs]

Yeah, well, your mom blows goats. (Kidding!)

[@haji2nd444]

@@mikieswart yep.

[@Nyeezz]

*insert argument comment here*

[@haji2nd444]

@@Nyeezz *insert reply that starts a chain reaction that causes a pointless argument that someone finds one day 16 years later and looks at as a relic and thinks "why did they argue over something so dumb?" and adds it to their collection of ancient internet relics*

[@stevenswapp4768]

This is something I can only describe as "bullseye content". It's all so perfect, his name, voice, type of glasses, and exact positioning on the bridge of his nose

[@SiGa-i1r]

I love surfing the internets. But most people are dumb.

[@merluzacongelada5361]

The forum having an upvote function killed the illusion for me tbh

[@natevanderw]

@@merluzacongelada5361 Yea there was a bunch of tells that killed the illusion.

[@mary-janereallynotsarah684]

It's a Mandela thing. We had updates, we can't remember.

[@globalist1990]

I would say haircut is a bit off. And he's a bit too buff too.

[@kkirlin07]

I learnt all these from trials and errors in my past decades using internet, its so astouding that you covered most of it in a 90s video. im impressed

[@MissesWitch]

the way he keeps his positivity and his 90's way of presenting things throughout is just the best! ❤

[@looof3719]

positivity is not a strong password, try using a long copypasta such as "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more"

[@alovesupreme76]

know your place, trash

[@thomashauer6804]

A good ol times where you still could threaten someone with his Life from your moms basement...shame on you censorship

[@CRT_sRGB]

He knew... he had a prescient vision that this way of life would last. And last it did for decades, well into the 21st century. If only he were still alive to see it... 🥲

[@momehio9544]

Even the way he turns to and away from the camera is spot on in imitating 90s tutorials

[@Alphoric]

3:10 he made that website in less than a minute that’s some serious internet skills

[@jainysail2941]

"after hours of hard works"

[@Dornpunzel]

The background music. The creepy confident smile while saying "we can create it" paired with that 90s look. This is freaking GENIUS!

[@loremipsumdolo]

Bit of an airball though... comments didn't auto-update back then

[@Jetster26]

2:29 i love how he broke character in the tone of his voice for the first three words of his sentence

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

Yeah, that's my favorite part! It isn't even truly breaking character - it's having the character break character to reveal an even deeper character. Now THAT'S acting.

[@kindauncool]

+@@antonliakhovitch8306 bingo, and no it's just being funny lol those moments are techn the opposite of acting if we're being honest

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

@@antonliakhovitch8306lmao, YES!

[@Jetster26]

@@antonliakhovitch8306exactly what i was implying unclearly

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

fr@@antonliakhovitch8306

[@interruptured]

Please more 90s tutorials this was simply brilliant to watch.

[@Zugfaehrtdurch]

As a "late GenX puberty in the 90s" guy I'm more than impressed how perfectly you matched the 90s style. From the glasses to the haircut that could be me in 97 :-))

[@SpaceMissile]

I bet you rocked it just as well, too.

[@BREAKocean]

It's the music that ties it all together like a 90s ribbon

[@dazzlemasseur]

I bet he used Google to search what the 90s were like, he looks 20.

[@justaguywhocommentsforfun]

@@dazzlemasseurThat’s the beauty of the internet. The knowledge of everything in the palm of your hand.

[@bunjier4041]

Nah, that haircut doesn't do it for 90s standards. Undercuts weren't popular then.

[@TartarSauceIsNotDead]

For all these years I felt guilty about how I use the internet but you have shown me the errors of my ways.

[@Tom_Videogre]

I saw that this video was processed via a intense process of aging the footage using a VHS, which was invented in 1976 by the Victor Company of Japan. Really loved the comedy, I was howling with laughter. I would have loved a longer video, although. It reminded me of staying up late and watching the crazy ads and informercials as a kid and I shed a tear. Keep clicking away at the comedy, crew!

[@grubbygeorge2117]

this video is trash, he just odesnt have a modern camera so thats what he films with. you sheep always swallow that shit up and think its 'retro. pathetic

[@ceciliafreeburn7560]

you wouldn't know what comedy is if it fucked you in the ass

[@cloudbrooks]

wow! you used all of the advice in the video for writing a good comment! too bad there's no video on how to reply to comments :(

[@kingarthur0407]

Trash opinion, etc etc

[@DeerBonesBaby]

I

[@Camo808]

"3:44" A was never an option

[@happydawg2663]

The fact that Bryce 3D was a real piece of software makes it so much better

[@joebotz1243]

I wish they still made it

[@SgtZaqq]

Hello dawg

[@joebotz1243]

@@SgtZaqq what up!

[@suop1234]

@@joebotz1243they still do! you can buy bryce 7 and it still works!

[@brt5273]

Amazing how this 90s tutorial has stood the test of time and is just as relevant now as it was back then😊

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

It reminds me of the 2000s 2010s era gun-tactics message boards, forums. 👨🏽‍💻 with mods who lie-edit-distort content. Members with severe undiagnosed mental disorders.

[@Sorrowsong0]

As a former citizen of 90's cyberspace, I can confirm this was precisely how we handled things.

[@mirrorportal1587]

Please make a part 2, this is amazing

[@MrBlaqgold]

This is actually an incredibly informative tutorial. I actually forgot about some of the key tips like scanning personal profiles and insulting the appearance of spouses. Thanks for the reminders!

[@armondtanz]

Gone tacky now, its just 'hater, bigot, racist, transphobe, misogynist, incel'... real lazy ass sheeet!

[@exbunkbedanimations7894]

bro listens to nicki minaj

[@F.B.I]

​@@exbunkbedanimations7894bro makes lego animations in 2023🤣🤣

[@MrBlaqgold]

@@exbunkbedanimations7894 not just Nicki... SPECIFICALLY Superbass! Got I love me some Superb ass....

[@viktorvondoom9119]

Thank you for this wonderful tutorial. I now dare to browse the world wide web again!

[@OdinJrthesecond]

It's quite relieving to know that what I thought I was a victim of was actually just normal behavior on the internet. Thank you for this video, truly life changing and will certainly make said life a lot easier.

[@worldsmostadvancedaichatbot]

You wouldn't know normal behavior if it fucked you in the ass

[@glauberbispo8922]

me and ur mom were dancing last night

[@glauberbispo8922]

@laytonlittle8407 she didnt, she just ran away with chad

[@mrscruffles801]

AAAAAIIIIDS

[@cccbbbaaa110]

​@laytonlittle8407he banged your mom last night

[@GLUBSCHI]

My go to is usually to track down where their family lives and then sending them an ominous picture of their house at night. Works everytime!

[@JonSudano]

The internet is like the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey and KZbin is like the obelisk that bestowed the power of violence onto humanity except instead of violence it's comments

[@nathanseper8738]

HAHAHA! This comment deserves more likes. That's a shockingly insightful observation.

[@Nogardtist]

and reddit and twitter is basically mad max of the internet where everyone want to rip and tear each other like its a sport

[@FrozenPantiezzz]

Violence in the form of comments

[@comosaycomosah]

​@@NogardtistWITNESS MEEEEEE

[@JumpCutThis]

@@NogardtistI’m sorry you seem to have taken a wrong turn at /pol

[@shaurmiath6719]

This video mimics the style, fashion, and aesthetics of classic 90s videos while also commenting on the toxicity of internet comments. I thought it was very creatively done. I would have loved it even more if there was a little more denim, though. It reminded me of my childhood, and I shed a single tear for those halcyon days gone by. Well, I guess I'll be counting comments as I fall asleep tonight. Stay safe out there on the Wide World of Web, folks!

[@nicolacappoli7530]

2:47 this shot makes the whole video ! Can’t wait for more content !

[@BNK2442]

I like how he doesn't even consider "denying being a celibate" as an option. Despite this, he is right that there is no correlatoin between celibacy and the strenght of your argument.

[@hieroprotoganist3440]

Always be on the offensive,that way they can't ask why you are being defensive.

[@Hastur876]

Something a virgin would write

[@BNK2442]

​@@Hastur876I wish, I lost my virginity on a brother that my cousin made me go while we were both drunk. Guys, protect your virginity, it won’t come back. :-/

[@BNK2442]

​@@hieroprotoganist3440Why wait the other guy call you an incel when you can be the one calling others incel?

[@rizkyadiyanto7922]

must be a muslim.

[@TheBlitzgundam]

We need more 90s tutorials! I love the dark humor too! 😂

[@dwsel]

More 90s tutorials 😂 I've subbed in advance

[@Aivottaja]

I can't help but find the 90's aesthetics and sounds of this video thoroughly soothing.

[@mitchmitcherson]

it’s been a while since something intentionally funny on youtube has made me laugh. This is so good.

[@Rex1-f3q]

Interesting Knowledge!

[@thatwierdbilly]

@@BianTheWerewolf if you hang around modern AAA gaming forums youll get to watch the biggest comment fights (probably fake ips, death threats, doxxing threats)

[@trequor]

​@@BianTheWerewolfThese two things are correlated. People complain about cyber bullying only because it is notable. Back when it was the norm, nobody cared.

[@Z-mg6bw]

Ah, back when swatting, stalking, goatse, Ddossing, and doxxing, were so common that the entirety of Twitter would blush then prematurely nut in their jeans.

[@thatwierdbilly]

@@Z-mg6bw they still do but instead of ddossing swatting stalking doxxing and gaatsc they comment abt how they want to bang a clown from a childrens series (i just woke up i dont know the english word for the series things you watch from netflix)

[@frostlips22]

This video lives rent free in my head. The dialogue just flows so effortlessly, and I have to watch it at least once a day.

[@vivekchalasani]

Amen

[@ayeklutch]

Stop fucking lying, you don't watch it everyday. If you do, what the fuck get a life

[@SlinkyD]

1:30 in & I'm cracking the fuck up. I'm saving you for a special binge with the sober folks. I'm gonna have sooo much fun with your vids.

[@AlexParr]

I swear I've rewatched this and the other 3 videos [February 13, 2024] at least 20 times already. There _needs_ to be more of these.

[@jettrasmussen1867]

The fact that it’s 4 minutes, 20 seconds long is really the cherry on top. Well done. 🗿🍷

[@salazam]

get lost, hippie.

[@scottpizzakingdom]

This really defined me as a person, it truly opened up my soul to the possibilities there could be when making a comment on the internet, and what to do when someone calls my work "trash". Thanks SkyCorp Home Video!

[@lemonke5341]

You have no work keep it that way 😎

[@takeshiasahi5494]

wow, 1. This video looks like initial days Microsoft commercials. 2. I like every minute details in the comments that has the capability to leave a burn. 3. Also reminds me of an emotional moment I had with my first chat group, where everyone appreciated my post for the first time, i shed a tear. 4. Amazing video Smithers O'Niel, or should i say .... BigDaddySmithers 🤙

[@richierollinrocket2891]

I’m happy I found this gem again, I remember seeing this months ago and I thought about it ever since so I’m happy I found it again

[@KarlRock]

Ow, Man! This was a class act 👌

[@SilverSoulMusic]

OMG pewdiepie

[@Sohailhgfggggh6]

Bro this the last place I would ve ever found you

[@tharunmohan9293]

Woah can't believe i found ur comment here😮

[@brendameistar]

Hi Karl!

[@--___--d]

"we got p-pie at home.."@@SilverSoulMusic

[@TheCymbalProject]

As a video editor (of a certain age) you absolutely nailed it. The pause-for-thought edit pacing.... spot on 90's

[@Tofi_ytchannel]

Yes! Especially the part between 0:30 - 0:54 that's absolutely credible 90s stuff hahaha

[@Vespyr_]

I kind of miss those pauses. They were good for taking notes.

[@dominic.h.3363]

It was so good, as a 90's kid I didn't think this was a skit until option C.

[@jenster29]

​@@dominic.h.3363 haha me too, I was so confused at first..option C had me cackling

[@Razzbow]

Thanks for keeping all your loved ones so close together Jeremiah! It really makes it so much simpler!

[@Brightest_day727]

My boy smithers with another banger!!!

[@Kotifilosofi]

This looks (and sounds) so authentic that you nearly fooled me in the beginning 😂 I remember the days when people still were chill & civil online, so this educational vid is perfect on so many levels.

[@Kotifilosofi]

@@nevercommentnotevenonce9334 in Finland 😆

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@nevercommentnotevenonce9334 No it wasn’t. We cracked jokes about each other and shit, but it was never downright vicious like it is today. I’m American btw.

[@Studawg30]

Oh god thank you. There's so many comments with +1,000 like who think this is real. I'm glad I found someone with a brain

[@Kotifilosofi]

@@Studawg30 what, really? Those people must've not lived in the era if it flew over their heads 😂

[@Kotifilosofi]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 I agree. People used to be civil and more empathic and mainly looked for having fun, rather than putting others down and marketing themselves, like today. Aßßholes obviously existed also back then, but the collective of people around would tell them to take it easy, it was not tolerated like today.

[@PraktycznaTeoria]

The clip is very informative and I now know how to write a comment: I haven't laughed so hard at a video in a long time (emotion). I like the slow set-up and the rapid escalation (details). It reminds me of 90's videos I used to watch (memory). But it wasn't filmed in the 90's; it was done using other methods explained on this channel (knowledge). And now, for a personal opinion: trash, stfu

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

You wouldn't know what os art even if it fucked you in the ass (Response)

[@SafeRemain]

Polish with a French pfp. How can it get any worse?

[@PraktycznaTeoria]

@@SafeRemain I see that you have a channel as well. I'll gather some personal info and I'll get in touch with you soon (xD)

[@capt_noo]

nice

[@swaggery8380]

​@@SafeRemain oh god, hes a hungarian dick rider AND a french snail eater? truly horrible

[@AndrewB21]

This was significantly better than I expected it to be. It reminded me of childhood memories in the 90s and I shed a tear. Stay pixel perfect, friends.

[@jameseyk1]

Good comment.

[@moritz584]

Screw you ! I hated it

[@ahmetsalihsavas7745]

Stealing comments? Using this guide I may create fake information on how you are actually a drug dealer! I don't need to know you, But I do know what I need.

[@user-zq6rb2nx7k]

nice

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Based and very nice comment

[@dagobahstudios3662]

Smithers O’Neill is such a powerful villain. I want to see a movie where someone insults him online and has to escape his condescending wrath.

[@superkonijn988]

another tip, make sure to doxx the person you are responding too. This shows them they are no longer safe inside their home. For added effect, make sure you post it after spreading misinformation about them and then rile up the other users to visit them for a, talk. Because a face to face conversation is the best way to lay an argument to rest.

[@Dave102693]

Yes, unaliving people based on false allegations is the correct thing to do.

[@superkonijn988]

@@Dave102693 I prefer to call it 'Showing them the shortcut of life'

[@thmxsz]

@@Dave102693 no! have you not paid attention? unaliving them does not mean you won the argument its turned into a stalemate as they simply stopped to respond you ruin their lifes and torture until they agree then let them finally commit die instead

[@KOTEBANAROT]

@@Dave102693 what the fuck is unaliving? talk like an adult

[@basedokadaizo]

the internet truly did grow from a clumsy infant to an insufferable adult. it's beautiful.

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

Still preferred the edgy teen years😂

[@theone-tg4ey]

Plague of gripes

[@latt.qcd9221]

Man, I remember the first time they showed us this on cassette tape as a kid. My school gave us an assignment to convince at least 10 people on the internet that their mother didn't love them and then give a presentation on it at the end of the year. It was a hard class, but I managed to pass okay thanks to this instructional video.

[@burkanx5546]

VHS tape*

[@zethcader6478]

@@burkanx5546 The commenter is technically correct. A VHS tape is a type of cassette tape. In fact, the player used to play a "VHS" is called a video cassette recorder, so one could reasonably call it a cassette tape. Understandably it may lead to confusion with the other popular type of cassette tape created by the Phillips company designed to exclusively capture audio. However, I personally do not feel the correction is really needed as we were all able to understand what the kind man or woman was saying. I do applaud your willingness to help, and am happy to see an effort was made. I hope you have a wonderful day or night, whichever it may be at the time of reading.

[@tygical]

wait is this actually from the 90s i thought it was just a gag from recently

[@burkanx5546]

@@tygical It's just a comedy video. He did a great job with the set and recording.

[@burkanx5546]

@@zethcader6478 ur essay is unneeded. Again, cassette and video are two words that do not mix. The new generation of youths just don't understand. Assuming you're apart of them with how you're communicating.. As someone who uses and records cassettes daily for my walkman, boombox and automobiles: it is irritating to see someone mistaking a Cassette for a VHS. Better to be educated. And yes, I know the history of tapes: lived through it. You do not need to give me a brochure of them. So unneeded. This debacle is a waste of time. edit: re-reading your comment again: god damn you sound so young.