911 Call - SNL

[@PatriciaWFischerauthor]

As a former ER nurse, I can attest these calls do happen. Sometimes the people actually do come to the hospital and we all have delightful conversations.

[@bebdaumon3948]

I wrote the sketch and used to work at a urgent care facility and we got our fair share of the phone calls like these. It's been increasing due to the state I live in legalized weed and many are smoking or eating editable for the first time. They either feel dead or that they're dying or they end up being paranoid with a mix of panic attack.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

@@bebdaumon3948 😂😂😂🤣😂 They HAVE to be first timers. The VAST majority of older stoners I know are not even mildly rocked by any weed strains around today. But then, they probably started smoking it in 1972 and never stopped. 😂😂

[@fourfurrypotatoes]

That doesn’t surprise me at all 😂

[@stephanlarsen8169]

Jah Herb Jah love Jah Jerry Jah rastafari praises blessings respectfully Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ Jah sisters

[@jasonallen3678]

😂😂😂😂

[@jconli1]

As a 911 operator in a place where recreational marijuana was legalized... this is incredibly accurate. Older, kind, law-abiding citizens trying pot for the first time were always some of my favorite calls. "Yes dear, I'm not sure this is an emergency but... I can feel my blood... inside of me! Moving! I should have probably read the label before eating the entire cookie."

[@bebdaumon3948]

I wrote the sketch and I worked at a urgent care facility being a receptionist / medical assistant I would get these type of calls all the time. I wondered if I am getting these calls what kind of calls are 911 dispatchers getting.. lol Most of the that I got were people doing it for the first time.

[@jessguinn]

It is for this reason I have told my dad, who is now retired and hasn’t smoked weed in over 30 years, that whenever he wants to take a vacation to Colorado (he doesn’t live in a legal state and doesn’t feel comfortable smoking unless he’s in one) that I’m accompanying him 😂

[@XanderAMoon]

I really had this exact experience…I got to high and had my friends call the EMTS and told them I felt my blood inside me

[@vinista256]

@@DMills-un1tl LOL-same here! 59 years old and ate too many squares of delta 8 chocolate at one time. Fortunately, I did remember that you cannot overdose on THC, so I just drank a few bottles of kombucha and waited for it to wear off.

[@SunnySummer777]

@@bebdaumon3948 you wrote the sketch??!

[@chachee.mov.]

“are you still mad at me?” every person with anxiety ever💀

[@aliciacrute4204]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JST03]

Omg yesss😅, I swear I be thinking everybody mad at me for some reason.

[@LordSkella]

Oh, big time!

[@valeriepark9444]

Right?! If caffeine "unleashes" my anxiety, I can only imagine that THC would make my anxiety "Hulk out"

[@wetstinkysocks2950]

Well some people have a permanent angry face :b anyways (pulls pants and underwear down) *I'm Batman*

[@blackironkatana]

“Will you still be able to come here even though I’m not where time is?” 😂😂😂

[@BlackHawk3927]

Why is this so relatable xD

[@tmseh]

The problem is that if the dispatcher told me where I was and who was with,........... I would freeeeeeeeeak out.

[@AmatielleSilva]

BEST part🤣

[@AmatielleSilva]

BURNING book.🤦🤷🏻🤣

[@annaCoutureFalorin]

I’ve been this high before! I can so relate 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmiraUnplugged]

The way she said “And trust me, you ARE where time is” actually killed me. I’m dead now 💀

[@whyhatestrangers]

Death is final. You cannot comment from beyond the grave. Lettuce now reflect upon the sad finality of death. 😔 Okay, that’s enough reflection - let the orgy commence!

[@Sizey3]

I will send the hospital to there.

[@Shakshak66]

@@whyhatestrangers I want to party where you party

[@whyhatestrangers]

@@Shakshak66 none but the brave here, Kylie.

[@factsoverfiction7826]

So you're at the Friendsgiving party, too?

[@tiffanyzhang9602]

"My hat feels tight on my head. But if I remove it, my ideas and memories will escape" kenan never fails to entertain 💀😭

[@katerodger]

Best line of the night.

[@Jess3674]

That is a very real concern while on weed. You can't let those things get out. The world isn't ready for everything that goes on in there.

[@caitlinb35]

Im still so mad he came to my college to speak before covid and I missed it because I was oblivious 😭

[@Bob-fj7lr]

Made me clap and knee slap for real

[@TheYoutubeMethod]

I wonder if they actually got high to write this skit

[@scottculliton1008]

"Am I gonna stay like this forever?" And "does everyone know we're high?" Are the most accurate panic thoughts, lol omg

[@glowingfish]

One time after taking an edible I was really self-conscious that my mother would know, before remembering that we had bought and consumed it together a half hour ago.

[@kevinsuttonmusic]

Ego is a hidden gem on SNL

[@christineferreira2181]

And she's absolutely beautiful

[@Jack-ot1zq]

Listen to comedy bang bang if you want more ego

[@witchplease9695]

@JagBrit What are you saying with this? I cannot tell if that’s a compliment or not…

[@bernlin2000]

Consistently good :-)

[@WonderWhatHappened]

She's great. Hope they use her more like this clip.

[@angelariebli4843]

"Are you mad at me?" LMAO!!!! This one was SO on point!

[@zookytar]

It's so realistic 😂

[@bebdaumon3948]

@@zookytar It's because it is. I wrote the skit. I worked at an urgent care as a receptionist and a medical assistant. We would get such calls all year round but the week before and the week after and the week during 4/20 we would get the highest volume of calls and people running to us saying they're dying and they would admit in front of everyone that they went to their friends house and tried weed for the first time. It was always a panic attack mixed in with paranoia. One guy was like does everyone know I smoked weed. .. does my parent's know?? does obama know? I was laughing my ass off it's the way the guy said it.. I wrote the skit and handed it to steve on twitter he is a writer for snl. I wrote this one, the oil baron skit in 2018 and the drivers license skit, republican's or not, thanksgiving baking contest. I notice the most of the calls and interactions I had with people high for the first time. Most thought they were dying or already dead and also some were keep asking me if I am mad at them and who knows that they're high... and if I said everyone they would have another panic attack about how the feds are going to bust them and their life is over and what opera would say about this.. lol

[@lynettra7818]

it immediately reminded me of the classroom skit with Ego and Jason Sudeikis, only in reverse

[@GlowySweetFabulous]

@@bebdaumon3948 This is why I am afraid to try weed.

[@GlowySweetFabulous]

@@lynettra7818 LOL yes! 😂😂😂 That sketch has ruined me. In a good way

[@tiffanyzhang9602]

how is simu still attractive dressed as an old confused professor??

[@philquota7405]

It's called role playing! Not the Dungeons & Dragons kind, although there's room for that too. I have a spin on Dr. Henry Jones Jr. (Indiana). Just say, "Hi! My name is Tiffany and I like to role play."

[@bea4156]

UGH Professor Daddy 🥵😜

[@Scipio488]

YOU MISSPELLED "MIKEY" :-D

[@spatchmo6938]

This is really dumb, but I always feel happy for Simu when people comment on how handsome they think he is. After Asian Boss made that video in mainland China where they walked around with pictures of Simu and asked them to comment on how ugly they view him, it made me feel badly for him. He doesn't even need pity and he definitely is attractive by Western standards, but still, that video was just incredibly cruel :O

[@bea4156]

@@spatchmo6938 Omg that’s so mean! I mean, do they have eyes??? I’m sorry, he’s objectively gorgeous and that’s a fact 💯

[@PtolemyJones]

I like that more of the skits on SNL seem to be having an actual ending these days. This was funny.

[@marciajohnson1583]

Her “YESSSS?!??” Killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@emiliaescobar7652]

This was hilarious!

[@TheElusiveReality]

Im worried that’ll go away again once they have to start hiring gen z writers (i am gen z dont @ me)

[@MsSowhat44]

I actually LOL'd on this one, something I haven't done for their skits for a while. This one should become a classic.

[@priyachoudhary9896]

@@TheElusiveReality but... Aren't the current writers gen z themselves? Not sure tho

[@james-bryannaadams6928]

Keenan grinning and rolling his eyes around is all I need to die laughing. “A boo-lance” is icing on the cake.😂😂😂😂

[@lcephoenix]

Kenan*

[@Hayday.1979]

@@lcephoenix there’s always one… 🙄

[@lcephoenix]

@@Hayday.1979 What's your problem? Tell me it wouldn't annoy you if people just started calling you "Sahra"... 🙄

[@lolgurl4life34]

"I'm not where time is" is the funniest thing i have ever heard

[@Exen88]

Lmfao. “Are you still mad at me?”

[@jeffs6090]

"Send every ambyoulance in the world to me, please." 🤣🤣🤣

[@elisabethbienvenue8672]

Aidy Bryant is CEO of playing women named Helen

[@CrazyLocoInsane1]

Hey hows the venue tonight??? Its Bien!

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

“Old people gotta stop smoking weed” 😂 😂😂😂

[@upthedown1]

Yeah old people started smoking weed decades ago so...

[@annaf3915]

I had the same experience in my late 20s. Smoked some weed in the 90s, stopped, smoked with my roommate and his friends in 2008 thinking I could handle it and found out too late that weed had gotten a lot stronger. I was like all the people in this sketch combined or worse. I should track down my former roommate to see if he's still mad at me.

[@Caroline-rv8wy]

''I'm not where time is...will you still be able to come here even though I'm not where time is?'' keeps me coming back to this one 😂

[@ghoppe2]

As a 911 Dispatcher this is 100% accurate

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

Ahahahaha, do you get these calls often? 😁

[@dbadagna]

@@lynnwilhoite6194 On April 21, 2006, Edward Sanchez called 911 with a strange request. It seems the Michigan police officer had pocketed some marijuana seized during an arrest and baked it into pot brownies. He hadn't, however, counted on a drug-induced fit of panic. "We made brownies, and I think we're dead. Time is going by really really really really slow." Sanchez escaped prosecution by offering to resign from the force.

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

@@dbadagna Haha, I’ve seen that video. One of the hardest laughs I’ve ever had. 🤣

[@ghoppe2]

@@lynnwilhoite6194 I have taken a few of these calls. In Virginia it is legal to use and so a lot of people who haven’t partaken in a long time try it and don’t realize that MJ is much much stronger now.

[@bebdaumon3948]

I wrote the skit and I worked in an urgent care facility and would get these calls too. I wondered if I am getting these types of calls. I was like I wonder what do 911 dispatchers get. LMAO!!! we get them all year round but it gets bad near 4/20.

[@phoenixyfriend]

Honestly losing my mind at Cecily's clear experience with smoking and total calm at the end (yet she still managed to make the mostly-reasonable choice to call 911, though she forgot to *evacuate the damn house.)*

[@lawdeedaw0803]

Can we all just acknowledge how awesome Ego Nwodim CONSTANTLY is?

[@GlowySweetFabulous]

Yes she's amazing.

[@laalaa99stl]

I feel like this is a PSA. This is your old brain. This is your old brain on new weed.

[@debjoy12]

I definitely could see this happening irl. Grandma and Grandpa getting into their grandkid's stash and getting more than they bargained for 😂😂😂

[@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375]

@@debjoy12 "Don't patronize me- I went to Woodstock. I know how this works!" *cuts to grandpa stuck underneath the bed*

[@AmatielleSilva]

😂🤣Right? Hahahaha! "If you continue.to.smoke the weed of today you will be timelessly dead and your thoughts and ideas may escape from your brain." It is a beautiful and not untrue PSA😁

[@TheKrazysexykool]

Any questions?

[@keepaway7896]

The fact that this is a true story makes it even more hilarious

[@SubUrbanSF]

But they were cops and not professors.

[@Shakshak66]

Wait really?? Linkity plsss!

[@andrewgarratt1503]

@@Shakshak66 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqO9fZZvodaEg5I

[@steffnic13]

Yeah. There are a ton of instances of this. Cops and drug dealers who got high and turned themselves in. 😂🙏🏻 Cop: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGLOhY2ImLCNbLs Paranoid Drug Smugglers: kzbin.info/www/bejne/npLTdYmVfLidqpY 🤣

[@gabrieljohnson4213]

Yeah, an oldie but goodie the cop who said time is moving very slowly. You kids today sheesh 🙄 learn some internet history. KZbin wasn't born yesterday. It was more like 2005. Just a home movie of nerds at the San Jose Zoo that started all these shenanigans.

[@SGxShadow]

"I'm not where time is..." Anyone who has smoked... will feel that line! Well done!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Based on the actual story of a Michigan cop who confiscated pot, and his wife made brownies with them and got so high they called 911 thinking they had killed themselves.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Edward Sanchez, lol. Still a meme machine to this day.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing The 911 call is on KZbin!

[@christopherhall1742]

And this is funny?

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@christopherhall1742 If you have to ask...

[@aliciacrute4204]

@@Psychol-Snooper I need to see this video!!

[@anthonybell5160]

This must be a parody on the cop that called 911 and said him and his wife had died. It was hilarious 😂

[@larrymcjones]

“Time is going by very slowly” 😂

[@penelopevee1684]

Must be? Are you sure Sherlock?? 😲

[@alessandrajackson3768]

No this is a parody of me last week when I tried edibles 😂

[@Ophelia_Pain]

Or "the stair case"

[@0blivvy8]

Omg I haven't heard that one lmao

[@donsolo7860]

This is too real, as a person who doesn’t smoke I did last thanksgiving with my family and was convinced my cousin had given me Angel dust and I was going to be addicted and end up on intervention living in a sewer with the It clown…my mother tucked me into a bed on the couch and needless to say I haven’t smoked since 😂

[@llamapajama7840]

Wow... Totally understand some should not do marijuana or edibles. I have access to both and I trip emotionally with myself

[@imtired2983]

“I’m not where time is”. DESTROYED ME!!!!!! I’m dead now. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@RaptieFeathers]

Oh my god, as someone who had a terrifying bad trip on edibles, every single word they said hit so. Freaking. Hard. 😂

[@DerrickHistory]

My friends had to drag my body into the house because I thought I was dead 😂

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

@@DerrickHistory I was trying to figure out how to get to the hospital, cuz I was ‘stuck’ in my recliner for hours.

[@DMills-un1tl]

I recently smoked for the first time and had a MASSIVE anxiety/panic attack, complete with heart beating out of my chest. The worst 3 hours of my life. Ya, I thought I was dying and wanted to call 911 but didn't want anyone to know that this 59 y/o was experimenting with (legal) weed. This skit KILLS.

[@jbeta4948]

Yup

[@toofar2real]

"Air hitting my stomach like food" I never thought it that way, but yea

[@MrDrProfessorSir962]

Simu is such a good host. He is talented but his calves nearly ripped those pants.

[@ginasalinas2731]

This season e everyone is feeling so goofy. Had everyone breaking. I love it.

[@ThePsyberGiantess]

The audience reaction literally every time Kenan unexpectedly pops up in a sketch is literally me every time as well.

[@HilltopperTA]

This is legit what happens as a former 911 dispatcher. I've talked to many "dead" weed "overdoses"

[@bebdaumon3948]

I written the skit and it's comes from real experience working at an urgent care. I got a lot of these types of calls around 4/20.... I couldn't help myself had to write the skit about this because the calls even though humorous it would piss me off because they would tie up the phones and people that really needed care would get busy signals. I would get people coming in yelling at me as to why they couldn't get thru. It happens through the year but 4/20 we get a lot of them. I knew if i gotten these calls I was like I wonder what a 911 dispatcher has to deal with.

[@zookytar]

Oh no I'm so sorry. Never called 911 but every time I smoked I would beg all my friends to make sure I was still alive 😂

[@meganthings]

@@zookytar I've had major panic attacks on weed, never enough to call 911 but enough to urge whoever I was with to bring me to my house or call my mom to bring me home 😂😂

[@DMills-un1tl]

@@meganthings Me too, why is that? I thought weed was supposed to mellow you out. We legalized weed so, naturally, at 59 I had to try it. I recently smoked for the first time and had a MASSIVE anxiety/panic attack, complete with heart beating out of my chest. The worst 3 hours of my life. Ya, I thought I was dying and wanted to call 911 but didn't want anyone to know that this 59 y/o was experimenting with (legal) weed. This skit KILLS.

[@peadar-o]

The first time I try an edible and SNL rolls out this. God truly sees & knows all…

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

Enjoy your first time!! I'm just smoking regular, but I'm with ya! ❤️🚬🔥

[@marjar.5978]

Are you where time is?

[@minigiant8998]

prepare to get fat.... enjoy ur munchies!

[@kyleliegel]

Yes because god dictated and arranged all of these peoples lives just for your specific moment… lmao

[@rocioleal6546]

Omg, you guys! Everyone knows!

[@alejandrochinchot5987]

Aidy’s “YES?” On 1:54 has got me wheezing, omg the look on her face and that delivery makes it so damn funny, loving it

[@jasonl8720]

"Well i was but I'm dead now"

[@__mads__]

ee-YEEssss?

[@diamondholloway5847]

"...but if I remove it, all my ideas and memories will escape." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maxryder995]

"If I Remove My Hat my Ideas will Escape!" Yes!

[@mixodorians12]

"I'm not where time is", lol...that is exactly how dope feels....so I'm told.

[@silence433]

Oh it is. My first time trying it I was at a party with a bunch friends who are massive Red Hot Chili Peppers fans and they were listening to some of their songs when I just blurted out "How long is this one?!" I didn't think I was high. They all started laughing and told me it was it their second shortest song... I was in fact high.

[@madgemackles4337]

Simu did so good!

[@Son-of-Krypton]

But He never asked the Mandarin…. are you mad at me…dad ? 🥺😂

[@GoddessEnergy13]

Kenan had me dead lmao 😂

[@Josue166]

I hope you didn't call 9-1-1 😂

[@ramirezproductions0826]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@marcalvarez4890]

"Im not where time is" Sadly, i recognize this statement...been there, done that.

[@brandonruiz7588]

I might be thinking too much into this, but where is where time is? Or to put it simply: where is time?

[@christineferreira2181]

Nah, we have all been there. The first time I tried pot brownies I had like 2 of them plus a few jello shots on a New Years eve. I literally did nothing but stare at the microwave clock. I don't even like jello. We all make mistakes.

[@brandonruiz7588]

I never did pot in my life.

[@xenophiliuslovegood6914]

Aidy has no goshdarn right being so funny

[@DTDGROMM]

The Real Princess of Arizona!

[@Icelynsinging]

Idk why, but Kenan’s “ambu-LANCE” is what killed me this skit xF

[@startingQB]

It was the "'every' ambuLANCE" that got me. Lol

[@toniokolie9968]

And he wanted all the ambulance in the world sent to only him

[@csl710]

I may currently be very high. Aidy fucking GOT me with: “Is this Allen’s wife?” “Well, I was… but I’m dead now”

[@nirvana2231]

I lost it at “old people gotta stop smoking weed”

[@eduardoarmenta9232]

Simu should host again one day.... He nailed every sketch.

[@CircleOfStarLightDruid]

"Oh yes you must come here but I’m not where time is will you still be able to come here even though I’m not where time is" I love it absolutely hilarious

[@paulapalais]

Best skit in a while. I had to stop laughing so I could write this. I am so glad I watched

[@kimberlydlapp3441]

Did you watch the military dogman one? It's pretty funny too

[@shekinawashington]

Send the hospital here is hilarious 😅

[@talleymark]

My first dab was like this, and I’m sorry to whoever had to deal with me.

[@osciIIateswildly]

My mother finding my stash, smoking it and called me at work. My best friend’s mom had to sit with her and talk her down. I was 17.

[@arose4u2]

I just went to sleep immediately

[@utubefreshie]

Omg. This was literally me when I had too much of a cannabis tincture. Lmao In fairness though, I started having palpitations and thought I was having a stroke! Turns out THC can do that to you -- raise your heart rate and then raise your blood pressure. So I had to counter the effect with prescription betablockers but did call the paramedics to come to make sure I wasn't having a stroke or a heart attack or something. It's funny now but have to say, it was kinda terrifying at the moment. Lol My body's reaction eventually calmed down and I slept off most of it. Now I've figured out exactly how much of that tincture I should be taking and never go over that. 🥴🤣

[@lastFLnative]

First time trying weed I was 28 and woke up next to my friends cat on the floor, crawled to her bathroom to find her asleep in front of the toilet, then called my "mommy" to come get me at 1am from another town because I was dying.

[@DJMarcO138]

@@utubefreshie tincture is no joke. I split what was supposed to have been two doses with my brother one night before going into busy, downtown San Francisco for some dinner at this hoity toity spot. I was feeling queasy, but I was basically tripping at the same time. For a while I thought I might need to go back home because I was not fit for public. Wound up going into the restroom of the restaurant and ripping this fart that wound up making the whole bathroom smell like weed (and some ass) - but it made me feel so much better. Then I had to stop myself from laughing at the fact that I was basically having a panic attack until I dropped ass. It was a weird fuckin' night.

[@elenab9404]

finally, a wholesome weed sketch

[@torpedoboy4]

I had this almost exact experience last night. At 50, I’ve probably been high 3 times my entire life. My wife gave me an edible yesterday thinking it would help me sleep, but it had the opposite effect. For 2 straight hours (which felt like 6 hours) my mind raced uncontrollably, and I thought I was dying and contemplated walking to the emergency room. Today, my colleague thought this all was hilarious and sent me this SNL skit. Yep, that’s me

[@EchoRhythmMusic]

Putting the camera on Keenan made this skit come to life

[@jaimereupert4247]

"I put a book in the oven instead of a turkey. Now the kitchen's on fire. Classic stoner move." 😂😂😂🤦🤷😂😂🌿🔥💨😵😎

[@kriss581]

I love this season of SNL so much !!!

[@derekseven1647]

This season as one of SNL's best ever.

[@PaidFamCap]

This is probably the best sketch they came out with in the last 10 years

[@debtkansas624]

Yes. This should be a weekly update in their features. Kids first time, granny's first time, etc.

[@dubstepsickness]

Send every ambulance in the world to me please, if I remove my hat my ideas and memories will escape 😂😂😂

[@annaf3915]

I ate too many cookies once and got really thirsty but couldn't take a sip of water because I felt like I was made of sand and it would wash me away.

[@maffieduran]

Ego did an splendid job as the straight man in this one. Specially when Keenan called in.

[@61Slughi]

The version they played live on air didn't have Mikey Day talk about his breathing (0:29) and they accidentally cut to Simu for a few seconds when they should have cut to Cecily 3:07. I guess they take the best version between the rehearsal and the live show

[@bebdaumon3948]

I think it's due to restrictions from the FCC... I think they couldn't air that or was more scared too because it's a grey line that the FCC could say it violated the promotion of cigarettes' and weed. The FCC is strict on drugs.

[@disasterlaster]

this was written by some truly brilliant people who remebered to write down everything when they were high

[@Jack-ot1zq]

The best part is this is based on a real 911 call, and the two ppl who called claiming to be dying after smoking were cops.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

No, they overdosed on eating all the weed edibles

[@barryjohnson409]

1:30... I'm not where time is.🤣🤣🤣

[@luismaximilianopazramos8184]

I love how in the background you can see the Kanye headshot they used in Taylor Swifts monologue 8 years ago

[@lauraderig5056]

Literally had this happen with my 75 year old mother, whom smoked an entire joint by herself without supervision.She paramedics were aliens (cuz they were wearing haz-mat suits due to covid)Best part....my little brother is a police officer and heard the entire 911 call via transcript!! Thought ut was the funniest shit he had ever heard!! Hahahaha

[@elizabethp2395]

Ego is perfect in these beleaguered authority figure roles. 😂

[@manicmogulmedia7234]

Yea Keenan did it again 😩😂😂😂

[@terrencelewis4628]

Hello? Yes Uh send every ambulance in the world to me. 😆 🤣 😂

[@clarissaolivares5504]

When i first had edibles i remember looking up ‘can you die from edibles’ and nearly called 911😂

[@mskilgo57]

Well I had an edible for the first time and I DID call the hospital! Actually I was at a hotel out of the country so I made the front desk call the hospital.... I was a mess!

[@walkingmountain22]

I am almost 70 and handle my weed just fine. Old people smoking weed is what got it legal.

[@cbeaucrawford]

I'm 60, the clerks at the dispensary explain the varieties to me like I haven't been smoking it since 1974.

[@Rick.Grayson]

That’s literally not what made it legal.

[@dabblerdeluxe775]

The weed is to damn strong

[@Scratchingforcash]

You look pretty good for 70 my friend! Sorta like a mellow hippie. Lol I hope you are enjoying life on a daily basis.

[@christineferreira2181]

I'm a smoker and my 68 year old father quit a long time ago and recently he lit up with his neighbor. I'm like WTF I've been trying to get my dad to smoke with me for ages!

[@jasminearmstrong2855]

As someone who teaches English, and has an MFA, I can say this probably will happen.

[@sarah.s.flanagan]

“Can you send the hospital to here please?”

[@aiai-j7i]

"I'm not where time is..." 😂

[@jpcarlsen7332]

"Hiiiii, sweetie" is underrated!

[@jakehill8690]

Keenan will always be the funniest cast member by far. His faces and mannerisms always crack me up.

[@Indy_21]

" 👀 _YeEess?_ " 😆 Reminds me of drunk people thinking they're about to sound sober.

[@CurlyAndCurvy]

This was probably my favorite sketch from the whole episode!

[@scene2much]

I was at a party in the 80's when a straight-laced PhD candidate took his very first pull of weed, and it was some strong stuff. He went full on 'omigod i'm gonna die'.... and all the drama and actual anxiety that goes with hit. I'm so glad he came down. Beyond that, he was a smart and fine young man.

[@SailorGreenTea]

2:18, he is so cute

[@travisthompson8609]

I am Kenan. Kenan is I. Send every ambulance in the world to me, please lol.

[@justanjustan9624]

Kenan's part had me wheezing before he even got through the first words of his line 😅😂😅😂

[@damianfoster2748]

Every ambulance in the world 😂

[@GalinDray]

"Is there someone more mellow I can speak to?" If only every customer service worker could request this

[@khrp7174]

LOL 😆 That would be awesome, right 🤣

[@noelhutchins7366]

My DVD came default in Norweigian audio, but I was high and thought I'd lost my comprehension of English.

[@peace4myheart]

Weed can't kill you, but it sure give you a really bad trip.

[@DMills-un1tl]

Why is that? I thought it was supposed to relax you. I recently smoked for the first time and had a MASSIVE anxiety/panic attack, complete with heart beating out of my chest. The worst 3 hours of my life. Ya, I thought I was dying and wanted to call 911 but didn't want anyone to know that this 59 y/o was experimenting with (legal) weed. This skit KILLS.

[@cynthiaw.3321]

I learned my lesson young. In my 20's, I discovered that pot was not for me. Worst panic ever. It's not for everyone.

[@gaylebynumcardosa7034]

I once thought I fell into a book and would never come out of the story. How's that for a nerd? Some days I wish I could still go into the pages of books and never come out.

[@mikeharrison1868]

Check out The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde ;0)

[@gaylebynumcardosa7034]

@@mikeharrison1868 I will. Thank you.

[@neviejo]

No because this is actually how I spent Thanksgiving with my sister

[@thisisahandlelol]

Gee I hope they were able to send every ambu-lance and a hospital to them, even though they are not where time is and are dead. Well, hope kenan can keep his thoughts and memories and roast book tastes good. :)

[@jeremiahnations8808]

"My hat feels tight on my head....but if I remove it, all my ideas and memories will escape..."

[@lauverr3808]

I love this so much. In reality they would get in so much trouble but it would still be absolutely hilarious 😂

[@juliegreen9000]

“Are you mad at me?” I feel personally attacked. It’s like they know me 😂

[@kitcobain444]

LMAO! This was so funny and on point! The first time I smoked weed, I held my tongue between my teeth while smiling the whole time, over half an hour! My friends were high too, and kept asking me why...I told them I was afraid to swallow my tongue, lol! One friend gave me Funyons and a Coke, and I was all better! I was *thirteen* , and we are still BFF to this day, we are both 48yo! [I don't smoke anymore, but those were the good old days] Hilarious!!

[@mackenziewilliams4507]

I thought I was choking on Oreos because I couldn’t feel my throat 🤣🤣😭 and filmed it on my iPod 🤣🤣

[@kitcobain444]

@@mackenziewilliams4507 😂 😂 😂 I believe it!!

[@bonhommierr1501]

They are getting along like a house on fire

[@crystalhamptonhines]

Nice! Great SNL skit, all the way through! Keep it up! Kudos to whoever wrote and ad-libbed this one!!!

[@Off-Grid]

Have watched three skits so far and have no complaints. Wish every show was this good. Sometimes it's hit or miss.

[@billyeveryteen7328]

I smoked weed for the first (and only) time a long time ago, when I was like 24. That was basically my experience, minus the calling 911.

[@DMills-un1tl]

We legalized weed so, naturally, at 59 I had to try it. I recently smoked for the first time and had a MASSIVE anxiety/panic attack, complete with heart beating out of my chest. The worst 3 hours of my life. Ya, I thought I was dying and wanted to call 911 but didn't want anyone to know that this 59 y/o was experimenting with (legal) weed. This skit KILLS.

[@akilclark2827]

One of my fav skits of all time

[@biblegirl]

The twist is they all actually died in the fire

[@bebdaumon3948]

I wrote the skit and is what happens... without showing it. if you noticed the glow at the end. It foreshadows it and the dispatcher never says they're sending someone out. She is typing the record to cover her ass because she knows there will be an investigation and she never recorded the whole interaction which is what they're supposed to do when they talk to you on the phone.

[@vinista256]

LOL--I took some CBD oil with *only* 0.25 mL of Delta 8 last night and woke up around 1:15am with palpitations. Thanks to this sketch, I resisted the urge to go to the ER.

[@JediJuniper92]

The one time I went to CO and tried an edible, I can confirm this was my experience, minus calling 911 😂😂 Hilarious skit.