A Beat Wth A Bite

An English dentist discovers the secret to clean teeth in "A Beat With A Bite", the final rap song from Salmon Jack's debut EP. Created by Sam Baron & Jack Miller, featuring Salvatore St Croix and Chuk Ikeh.
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Read the lyrics below:
They call me D-J
Cos I'm a Dentalhi Jeanist
I'm MC Lean
Cos my mouth is the cleanest
Yo I mean this: Brace yourself! I'll scrape plaque!
I'll pop a needle in yo face until smack, I drop a track
Numb gums! I'm not done, stick out your tongue
I rinse and then I spit sick rhymes Just for fun (Number 1!)
Sick gums! Cos I brush twice daily
Nah, I mean they ill Cos I brush twice daily!
Nah, you got a problem with your gums mate What?
Your gums ache cos you do not regulate your Colgate
Well I if I'm running late? I might hesitate.
I might aggravate my biteplate with chocolate
It makes me salivate. When I masticate.
Which may discolorate (Very inappropriate!)
So when ya nosh? (Laughing) You don't need a machine
The dream team's part Floss, part Listerine
Swish ma wash (Mouthwash!) so you can drop tracks clean
(Radio-friendly!) Gosh, watch your oral hygiene
Hey I'm a lyrical Zeus, and I just wanna seduce
The laydeez, and I do it with my lyrical juice
Yeah well your canine's loose and you ain't got an excuse
For all your dental misuse, so here's some choral abuse:
(Chorus)
Being a dentist, leaves an imprint in my heart
and the dent is, just the first, it's the start
An apprentice, takes the skills to learn the art
it takes a gent's kiss, to get a girl to play the part
From my perspective, well je peux tourner a droit
Irrespective, there's decay? I'm like a dart
I'm the blondest archaeologist in the park
Hey orthodontist, drop a track and own the chart
I'm must confess that I've done tests
I'm impressed I'm interested in your phat oral conquest
Your oral distress, got me gravely concerned
And I was faithless until now but now the tables have turned
What's your secret? Man, I can't tell you that!
Why not? Cus I don't know. All I know is rap.
When I'm spitting spit is hitting the inside of my enamel
It enables all the syllables to detoxify my jowel
Like a flannel... And I channel all my diction to deliver
Hip-hop hypotheses for the panel to consider
Yo! I got the secret to a disinfecting flow
Flipping floss is null and void - PUMP UP THE STEREO!
My saliva is the driver of my hygiene regime
I'm Flourider and it's my rap that keeps me clean
Are you suggesting hip-hop helps hattack unhealthy placque?
Just drop Remedial rhymes TO BEAT BACTERIA BACK!
(Chorus)
To be a dentist you in part, rely on your chart
You get insistent that your heart is a la carte
You start dismissing the philosophies of Descartes
You never notice, that your patient's kinda smart!
You get reflective, it's as simple as un, deux, trois!
Hip-hop's effective, it's a magical medical art
If plaque's detected, you require it to depart
No orthodontist! Just drop a track and own the chart.

[@emoemu4]

I'm usually not a fan of the raps, but.... this is FANTASTIC.

[@teklamuny]

I love this makes me laugh after a long day of work :D

[@roblees23]

the funniest video i've seen in ages, keep it up!

[@MrWisdomSM]

awesome song lol lovin the jacket on strings in the chorus :D

[@DJTrafficDnB]

Absolutely awesome

[@JamesLinehan]

This is amazing! At 0:52 he looks like the white version of Wiley

[@angelovbleza]

the strings attached to the dentist's robe distracted me. FTW!

[@simdave2000]

best since tea.

[@jsharkey46]

this will revolutionise the way music fans maintain oral hygeine

[@LecrazyMaffe]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@angelovbleza]

@angelovbleza man. i look stupid. someone already pointed it out.

[@LLorane-nw3nz]

I have no idea what just happened, but I see what you did there 😉

[@QuestionSleepX]

Whoa.... The Dentist looks like Andrew W.K....

[@bobmarketing]

1.58 -2.24

[@cactustactics]

That guy SERIOUSLY looks like Andrew WK

[@dini069]

maybe not tooth rot!!!

[@chaosDEJhead]

lol how did i get here?

[@jigglestumps]

Very inapropri8