A sketch from "A bit of Fry and Laurie" called "Judge Not." Taken from s01e05.
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@joeydifranco04224 жыл бұрын
Mom: have you finished your homework? Me: were you aware that the American novelist Gertrude Stein was a self confessed lesbian?
@anelisamorgan85904 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sanjivinsmoke91543 жыл бұрын
@Rombert Dillahuntsvalle did u just... say... your mom gay to this dude? Such horrible lisbotic lisbitious acts
@reenarawat55372 жыл бұрын
@@sanjivinsmoke9154 why?? Her lesbotic tendencies are a matter of pubic record.
@user-qo7wf9mk2f2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZS0i4eceselZtE
@thiagodeandrade70812 жыл бұрын
Well, I believe so.
@CreativoErratico5 жыл бұрын
90% of this sketch is quotable
@hugoj.r.86845 жыл бұрын
Oh
@clickrick5 жыл бұрын
Quotable it might very well be to sober persons, but not if one is under the influence of alcohol.
@hussainqureshi99335 жыл бұрын
@@RedStinger_0 Hello there.
@annemcdougall9194 жыл бұрын
Your lordship is most pretty
@GreenMetalicDevil4 жыл бұрын
"Your Lordship is adorable, m'lord!"
@quietastronaut6 жыл бұрын
"Your lordship is most pretty" really gets to me
@bananaboatcharlie3 жыл бұрын
Your Lordship is adorable, m'love
@quietastronaut3 жыл бұрын
@@bananaboatcharlie The delivery is spot on
@StarSCTEBunToaster2 жыл бұрын
“ i long to nestle between your lordships thighs”
@faithjenner45882 жыл бұрын
@@bananaboatcharlie m'lud
@WillemJanWollants2 жыл бұрын
The gratuitous abuse of words beginning with "lesb", lesbotic being my favourite, followed by lesbite, is just hilarious and almost overshadows how brilliant and subtle the rest of this sketch is.
@atypicalgeek88 Жыл бұрын
I really like "lesbicious" myself!
@Argumemnon Жыл бұрын
Lesboid gets my vote.
@eloryosnak4100 Жыл бұрын
Lesbicious is probably mine as well XD
@Jakegothicsnake Жыл бұрын
Lesbite hands down.
@axiomaddict9 ай бұрын
I have an expanded vocabulary now!
@FlamePhD8 жыл бұрын
"I long to nestle between your lordship's thighs." - I'm using that from now on, probably not in court though.
@dgajic917 жыл бұрын
I'll be using that one in bed tonight.
@Pan_Z6 жыл бұрын
You'll be sleeping on the sofa then.
@grendelum5 жыл бұрын
How sweet it would be to sneak it in to a court proceeding...
@AnnabellaRedwood5 жыл бұрын
@@grendelum wouldn't it ever! Lol
@keelieinwonderland5 жыл бұрын
I would, see what the judge does
@Peronioz5 жыл бұрын
"Thank you m'love". That's so adorable.
@caduluzan5 жыл бұрын
Papaco, m'love!
@HolySka19913 жыл бұрын
You’re adorable, m’love. 😉
@warpnin34 жыл бұрын
267 people (accidentally) voted this video down because their eyes were dimmed with lust!
@roys88704 жыл бұрын
A good number were probably insulted that their husbands/boyfriends were being labelled lesbians for making love to women.
@jozokrstanovic90404 жыл бұрын
Werent dislikes an infamous anagram for lis(pian) d(y)ike
@warpnin34 жыл бұрын
@@roys8870 Imagine that! Shocking...
@arifulhaque39744 жыл бұрын
That was epic😅😅
@jebclang94033 жыл бұрын
It keeps being higher!! :O
@michaeligoe39354 жыл бұрын
The actress is marvelous. Her subtle facial variations are hilarious.
@thomasrussell467410 ай бұрын
Yeah hahahaha she is good, a good supportive foil to complement fry
@dars52299 ай бұрын
Deborah Norton.
@ykkrasaoz97484 ай бұрын
Shes also the political advisor in Yes Minister - "Dear lady" as Humphrey would know her
@Libellisth3 ай бұрын
@@thomasrussell4674 MARGERY. Damn! Double damn blast to hell and back again.
@DodderingOldManАй бұрын
@@ykkrasaoz9748 I always thought she was really good in Yes Minister, someone who could actually go toe to toe with Sir Humphrey. I would have liked to have seen her in more things.
@duffharris31727 жыл бұрын
I always lose it when he calls her Miss Toilet.
@staudinga6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's just so apropos of nothing that it's hilarious.
@daryljamesstewart20545 жыл бұрын
Omg same goes here 😂😂😂 keep going back for that scene 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@samflynn975 жыл бұрын
If his mother is Miss Toilet, a name which she adopted from her husband, then is he himself not called... Mr. Toilet?
@MrFacePeck4 жыл бұрын
You may stand down Mr. Lesbian.
@bored.in.california21113 жыл бұрын
Always? How many times have you seen this sketch.
@SacredDaturana12 жыл бұрын
"I hope the day is very far distant on which I could ever be accused of making love to a woman." I always lose it at this line. One of my favourite Fry and Laurie sketches.
@granville73 жыл бұрын
3:06 from the judge of all people in the room.^^ ofc, who else?
@derrickstorm6976 Жыл бұрын
So all the innuendo flies past you and only the most obvious strikes as humor. What a terrible fan you are
@SacredDaturana Жыл бұрын
@@derrickstorm6976 oh no! you've exposed me on this day as a fake fan, I'm shaking rn
@Lazylizardgear13 жыл бұрын
"...during the course of your duties as a woman..." that line cracks me up every single time.
@evangelostse24772 жыл бұрын
That's actually just a common phrase in earlier times. Duties as a man, duties as a woman...especially the latter. Gender roles were serious business back in the day.
@bozm99612 жыл бұрын
It's almost unbelievable that one can be that ignorant and yet...
@sheemakarp6424 Жыл бұрын
@@evangelostse2477 But still hysterical, since the humor behind it is timeless
@johnwetherall91614 жыл бұрын
A masterclass in the command of the English language, no cheap profanity just fluent, articulate and pure wit
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
✌️ EXACTLY
@Bobba8590 Жыл бұрын
Oscar, whereever he is, is so proud.
@eomoran6 ай бұрын
I mean, it’s essentially them just calling her gay for 4 minutes. OST of these words re not real. “Command of the English language” is a bit of a misnomer
@DodderingOldMan8 күн бұрын
@@eomoran Ha! Yeah,, there's no cheap profanity, but there's plenty of expensive profanity :P And yeah, as for wit, I mean, yeah, it's funny, but it basically boils down to 'lol gay' And that's fine, I don't think Stephen Fry in particular has any issues with homosexuality, but once you get past the language it's not exactly subtle humour.
@Fay-or3yo5 жыл бұрын
i've seen this sketch 5 times and i still dont understand how "Gertrude Stein is a self-confessed lesbian" became "what you saw with eyes dimmed with lust"
@alfreddupont12143 жыл бұрын
Become an attorney and it'll all make utilitarian sense.
@brettb91943 жыл бұрын
"when you have no basis in law, abuse the plaintiff" ~ Cicero (or in this case the witness) 🤦♀️
@SacredDaturana3 жыл бұрын
It's a transparent tissue of farragoes! A catalogue of litanies!
@tylerpeterson47262 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Talliot, when asked about Gertrude Stein's sexuality, claims to be only vaguely familiar with the information ("Well I believe so.") But she passes in front of a book store frequently. That book store would have had books by Gertrude Stein on display. And thus it is impossible that she would have managed to ignore Ms. Stein's sexuality. Anyone in Ms. Talliot's place should be extremely familiar with Ms. Stein's sexuality. And so when she claims only vague familiarity, it's because she is trying to hide just how much she is obsessed with Ms. Stein's compatible sexuality. And because she is a lesbian, she is not a reputable witness.
@TalkLoudSayNothing2 жыл бұрын
Facts and logic!
@billrtomison44404 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Deborah Norton, who played the memorable and equally inexorable Dorothy Wainwright in Yes Minister.
@Plons0Nard4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely ! She is...... adorable ❤
@canadiancanucklehead83102 жыл бұрын
And definitely a lesbian :P
@sir_humpy2 жыл бұрын
She is the mastermind behind some of the best Hacker's victories over the civil service.
@abhiravsharma4298 Жыл бұрын
That impossible woman !!
@toothpick4649 Жыл бұрын
I had a massive crush on her.
@04QuickSilver0712 жыл бұрын
The way Hugh pronounces the sentence: "Mr Foley, I'm afraid I really fail to see where this line of questioning is leading us" - is just sublime... And the facial expression as well! :D
@thegeneralissimo4702 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the woman on the stand is Deborah Norton, she appears in a few other sketches, but is also known as Dorthy Wainwright in Yes Prime Minister. She’s also an accomplished stage actor.
@theguywhoisaustralian14654 жыл бұрын
The linguistics of this sketch are atrociously delightful
@sophovot50796 жыл бұрын
not two streets away from your """"""flat""""""
@songangte296 жыл бұрын
the implication of "flat" being.. :p
@warpnin35 жыл бұрын
@@songangte29 ..the brothel where she engages in acts of a lesbitarian nature?
@1993Shahid5 жыл бұрын
oh wow, I missed this joke xD
@adh0c4685 жыл бұрын
@@warpnin3 I think it's the headquarters of the so-called "charity" where she brainwashes young girls into becoming lesbinical libido-fiends.
@darthslackus4995 жыл бұрын
"Certainly, mother." lol
@chipblock28544 жыл бұрын
I love the twist at the end! I love British humor! British TV has been and always will be far head of any U.S. TV show. The writers always pushed the limits and the actors always were always happy to play their parts well.
@imadrifter2 жыл бұрын
*ahead
@heliab41123 жыл бұрын
A comment from 10 years ago, another from a month ago. And I'm here laughing really hard and feeling like I'm traveling in time. It's ageless!
@chromatosechannel9 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but the way they punctuate the words make me chuckle.
@kevinzhang33137 жыл бұрын
GENIUS
@bfish89ryuhayabusa5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Fry is very conscious of that sort of thing, and is great at pronunciations that aren't too unusual, yet odd enough and delivered well enough to be hilarious.
@manonymous4737 Жыл бұрын
well, it's because they wanted to make it funny.
@corellithebest14 жыл бұрын
"I hope the day is very far distant in which I could ever be accused of making love to a woman!" Ha ha ha ha! I adore the judge's (Hugh's) facial expression!
@jairus5 жыл бұрын
Audience missed the pun with "bottom" at 3:28
@suprasaecularis5 жыл бұрын
To get to the bottom of this.
@GroovingPict5 жыл бұрын
impressive for a canned laugh track to miss a pun
@shaunaqpaul30785 жыл бұрын
@@GroovingPict sorry to rain on your parade, but they actually had an audience and used to perform a lot of their sketches in front of them
@stevedavis83295 жыл бұрын
they didn't miss it. they just enjoyed it quietly, like the rest of us. not every bit of wit requires guffaws.
@Gigawolf14 жыл бұрын
@@suprasaecularis It was actually "to get to this bottom"
@dougthemoleman12 жыл бұрын
I love the sketches where Stephen is shouting at an elderly woman. Like the one where he spouts the most malicious hissing vitriol at someone offscreen, and then it turns out it's a sweet granny offering him cookies. Also, I have to say "lispian crouch" had me almost on the floor. Oh, Stepheh, you wicked wordsmith you. I love you. Nay, I fucking love you!
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
I bet he would just laugh and love love that sentiment...🤗
@robertofontiglia41482 жыл бұрын
"Monstrous bull-dyke of your standing"
@Shady7725 жыл бұрын
I have now watched this, & honestly it helped me grow as a person. This will be views years from now as a masterpiece, in all its lesbotic glory.
@themaggattack4 жыл бұрын
This sketch was made about 30 years ago. Hate to break it to you, but years from now... IS now.
@The_Great_Eye5 жыл бұрын
Noone mentioning, "Your Lordship is adorable, m'lord." So I will M'loves.
@adi87tya13 жыл бұрын
Man, the power of words....what a language English is! Especially when spoken by a genius like Stephen Fry.
@coffeemachtspass4 жыл бұрын
The entire sketch was waiting for the last line. Lovely.
@docdaneeka34247 жыл бұрын
"Lesbotic tendencies"
@JanetStarChild5 жыл бұрын
Everyone has those, some more than others.
@warpnin35 жыл бұрын
@@JanetStarChild Not everyone, as Alfred Kinsey would have us believe. He interviewed mostly, if not exclusively gay people, which made the results of his research rather skewed.
@AfferbeckBeats4 жыл бұрын
Great band name
@dorjjodvo19924 жыл бұрын
@@AfferbeckBeats lol yeah
@Biathine14 жыл бұрын
Thank God for the subtitles! Or whoever made it - thanks. It's a blessing for those of us who aren't english. I would definitely miss a few good jokes :)
@fvansoldt4 жыл бұрын
Yes, automatic subtitles are horrible.
@Biathine4 жыл бұрын
@@fvansoldt Didn't expect anyone to agree with me literally 10 years later lmao :D
@cloudconnected14764 жыл бұрын
@@Biathine Justice is slow, but obtainable. Our eyes are not dimmed with lust!
@montinyek65543 жыл бұрын
Biathine wow you probably have kids by now
@dariusduesentrieb3 жыл бұрын
It also helps immensely to learn, so that at one point one doesn't need any subtitles anymore.
@Geekella9 жыл бұрын
This is the best Fry & Laurie skit
@Lisallamaa9 жыл бұрын
I lose it every time when he says "miss toilet!!!"
@AymanB9 жыл бұрын
hahahaha I thought I was the only one! !! No matter how many times I watch this thing ... Miss Toilet kills me.
@daryljamesstewart20545 жыл бұрын
I know right 😂😂🤣🤣
@classiclife72042 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Why does it not have 50 million views? I was bopping around KZbin and this g*ddam hysterical thing shows up in the Recs. I think I almost had a stroke when he said "lispian crouch". Good lord
@luwullewa10 жыл бұрын
Class, pure class, with a small spluttering of unique geniuses...
@humility1st7 жыл бұрын
"'~Lesbicious!~" Stephen Fry is the BEST!
@davidstuckey92892 жыл бұрын
The sheer wordsmithery required to come up with such a conjugation of the word "Lesbian" is astounding.
@charlesrenniemacki11 жыл бұрын
At 4:44 - 'contaminated mouth' not 'contaminated mind'. Splitting hairs I know, but that's what Mrs Toilet does - voraciously and lestrinsically.
@khosmoz3 жыл бұрын
???
@samuelentwistle357611 жыл бұрын
"Is it not a fact miss toilet that the words parish council are an infamous anagram of the words lispian crouch" best line of the whole thing
@jayroopahudithredneckreali2221 Жыл бұрын
"Your Lordship is most pretty." "Very well then, you may proceed."
@Craplatte Жыл бұрын
I would have been very interested to hear the testimony of Sir Anthony Known-Bender.
@bradster17085 жыл бұрын
Ah, those were the days. Thespians discussing Lesbians. Edit to change where to were.
@StamfordBridge5 жыл бұрын
Those where the days what? Seems a bit of an unfinished sentence.
@SuddenReal5 жыл бұрын
@@StamfordBridge No, that's the full sentence. It's true that sometimes there's an explanation behind it (or before), but just "Those were the days" is good on it's own and is the perfect finished sentence to reminisce about things of the past.
@StamfordBridge5 жыл бұрын
SuddenReal “Those were the days” is a complete sentence. “Those where the days” is not. ;-)
@SuddenReal5 жыл бұрын
@@StamfordBridge It's uh... it's a lesser known phrase... from the regions of *hmmrmmzmmhmmmhmm* and the likes... You know with the Tespians and where wat nhot...
@DoubleBread4 жыл бұрын
@@SuddenReal Geez... Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, I'm sure you knew what they meant.
@coburgly41897 жыл бұрын
This is wonderful! I would say it is my one of my favourite to date. The word play is amazing!
@Geekella10 жыл бұрын
this had me dying this is pure genius LOOOL
@redrackham68124 жыл бұрын
"[A] transparent tissue of farragoes, a catalogue of litanies...."
@EndlessVacuum Жыл бұрын
I think Mrs. Toilet is guilty.
@marcob46304 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece of a sketch, no doubt! They should bring up more of on justice related stuff. Absolutely brillant as an ancient presecutor and a judge
@Kata-rv3el6 ай бұрын
this single sketch is better than anatomy of a murder
@SirWilliamKidney2 жыл бұрын
parish council is absolutely an anagram of lispian crouch haha when I worked that out I was very impressed
@CasperLCat24 күн бұрын
Hugh Laurie’s performance here is under appreciated. How he changes his voice AND face, into that of a dim and silly old judge, is amazing.
@terrorcop1015 жыл бұрын
"Certainly mother," I doubt either of them are getting birthday presents this year.
@lisabrunton5781 Жыл бұрын
I simply adore STEPHEN FRY!
@viktorvaughn7341 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely lost it on "you may stand down now, Mr. Lesbian"
@g00gleminus96 Жыл бұрын
A wonderful send-up of what actually happens in British courts.
@theStacyJames2 жыл бұрын
I wish they'd do this show again. Classic. Brilliant. Hilarious
@JohnLutherable2 жыл бұрын
Deborah Norton, immensely talented and beautiful to boot
@Plons0Nard4 жыл бұрын
I fall in love with Deborah Norton on the spot. I *love* to use quotes from this sketch. Of course I am also in love with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. Priceless ❤❤❤
@samuzamu2 жыл бұрын
In love with a woman? Such a depraved and lebicious act of lust
@Plons0Nard2 жыл бұрын
@@samuzamu 😄
@vivekphilipvarghese8 жыл бұрын
You may stand down Mr Lesbian.
@DoubleBread4 жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh my ass off everytime
@FutureAbe9 жыл бұрын
Oh god, this was freaking hilariarious
@kiwiviking1752 жыл бұрын
F***ing brilliant! 'Will you be in for tea tonight Jeremy?'
@helios246015 жыл бұрын
Mr. Foley's won. No one can argue against that kind of full proof logic. He won the case at Lispian Crouch.
@sanghamitral14 жыл бұрын
Ask his son for tea after the cross examination was a touch of real genius
@helios246015 жыл бұрын
Miss Toilet's voice and expressions are hillarious
@pondababa41974 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. The writing and delivery of lines is perfect. So good.
@bluejacketau57772 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold, rare and precious.
@GreatMan_from_East5 жыл бұрын
Lady deserves standing ovation for acting
@Lordborg21846 жыл бұрын
YOur Lordship is very pretty.... I snorted milk all over my keyboard.
@FranziskavonKarma5 жыл бұрын
"milk"
@Meeminator4 жыл бұрын
“ilk”
@Jungleland334 жыл бұрын
Man milk?
@granville73 жыл бұрын
@@Jungleland33 nah, probably lactose intolerant
@breethewithme6 жыл бұрын
The pinnacle of sketch comedy this series? Could be....
@curiousgemini5 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh 69 times.
@enx20834 жыл бұрын
nice
@concessionlumiere71119 жыл бұрын
Will you be in for tea tonight, Jeremy? bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@u.v.s.55833 жыл бұрын
Certainly mother!
@h.a.b.arguille1896 Жыл бұрын
Thank! You! Mrs! Talliot!
@majorsemboina153 жыл бұрын
"I long to nestle between your lordship's thighs"
@jreiland0710 жыл бұрын
Ballyrag XD I must make an effort to use this word in everyday conversation.
@fds74767 жыл бұрын
Make a note, Darling!
@lucybresgal15197 жыл бұрын
Blackadder is the best
@MrEAus5 жыл бұрын
FD S just sounds like some...gobbledygook to me... 😉
@warpnin34 жыл бұрын
(The rustling sound of people around you taking out their mobile phones to google the word..)
@D4RKBRU734 жыл бұрын
@@lucybresgal1519 It is hard for me to comprehend how you could confuse Blackadder (including Rowan Atkinson) with Fry and Laurie.
@ramkum732 жыл бұрын
Happy mother's day - Stephen Fry
@vikrantnaiknaik2 жыл бұрын
Worlds greatest comedy duo. Ever!
@thomasjones64132 жыл бұрын
"Known bender" always gets me lol
@markwrenn85699 жыл бұрын
1:53 Note to the subtitler: It should read "the COUNSEL for the prosecution", not "the COUNCIL for the prosecution". They're two different things.
@js18177 ай бұрын
"Lispian crouch" always gets me!
@curiouscatlabincgetsworrie77559 ай бұрын
This clip is recommended every now and then to me and I just jump on the play button every time. It's a chewing gum with eternal flavor !!! :D
@scottsdisneyvlog Жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost it at “Ms Toilet” I don’t know why
@greenhallmedia4 жыл бұрын
We need more shows like this!
@ElDiablo1235 жыл бұрын
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. Such humorous and clever writing is lacking today.
@Minotauro_di_Chieti3 жыл бұрын
_"You may stand down, Mr. Lesbian."_
@comporellon10 жыл бұрын
i love this sketch so much
@Joggi982 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I wanted to see Sir Anthony Known-Bender's testimony
@sarvinyari6622 Жыл бұрын
Pure genius!
@lordafroschlan440 Жыл бұрын
Genius.. just genius..
@dbasrus2 жыл бұрын
"Call Sir Anthony Known-Bender" Brilliant!
@mpcc20224 жыл бұрын
"...Well, will you be in for tea tonight?" "Certainly, mother!"
@PhillyFrank1 Жыл бұрын
Such exquisite silliness and purple banter!
@vrixphillips2 жыл бұрын
honestly one of the best sketches i've ever seen in my entire life.
@StealthySpace74 жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly the greatest skit I’ve seen
@shandukaniramalivhana1462 Жыл бұрын
"Certainly mother"😂😂
@Sollidottingen4 жыл бұрын
The Chewbacca defense works every time!
@billlozier55515 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. Brains.
@TheSmkngun5 жыл бұрын
Thank you mi'love!
@lancecombes4 жыл бұрын
Now this is British comedy that I can actually understand and enjoy! 😂
@MrKaywyn5 жыл бұрын
What a treat.
@jayroopahudithredneckreali2221 Жыл бұрын
"...if you attempt to ballyrag or bulldoze this witness I shall take a very dim view of it."