A Collection of Veep Insults (Vol. 1)

[@patrickfallon6266]

this show is robust

[@Jamietheroadrunner]

I'm so proud of myself for knowing this reference. Greatest show on tv right now!

[@Prkwon]

you know my mom watched this show and she said something that i agree. In a society where assholes rule the world, (my boss) this is show is like Cold beer in a sweltering california summer day.

[@avaheckman6086]

That reference tho- Ami's my Queen

[@anonUK]

Some satirical British shows have been like this since the mid-90s.

[@bananacathammock]

Power to Sue.

[@senecavasquez3073]

“Undressing me with your eyes?” “I’m adding more clothes, Mike.”

[@Lincolnberries]

Seneca Vasquez best part 😂🤣🤣

[@SaeedAcronia]

I am learning English. I learned so many new words watching this series. Thank you veep cast.

[@SinKimishima]

you're welcome, you sentient enema

[@zb3495]

Keep it up, you can be congressman no jaw

[@SaeedAcronia]

@@zb3495

[@NxDoyle]

Tom James describing Gary as a 12 year old boy trapped in the body of a 12 year old girl is brilliant.

[@Stalaheid]

"You're as slow as a white detective investigating a murder of a black man in Mississippi." and Amy in the hospital to her sister, "You've had different kids with different guys so maybe your last words should have been No."

[@Ccirgrg]

3 kids from 2 guys

[@omirosv]

"You Congressman NO-JAW!" XD Laughed so hard at that one! She delivered it brilliantly!

[@RasAlXander]

I read that at the same time she said it XD she meant that insult

[@funkk]

So simple, yet so effective!

[@monex5]

"police sketch face of a rapist" I'm in tears from laughter

[@jenbarcher]

"You're not even your mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah," 😂 poor Jonah

[@ShinRyojin]

Dan Egan is like if Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny went into politics.

[@yeaRightAJ]

ShinRyojin omg fucking yes

[@SuperFastEddies]

The guy is soulless.

[@dharmallars]

Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I am hot. Taxes. They'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is the right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do.

[@shaayaellis1436]

Exactly!

[@adamnadxxx]

They legit have the same voice

[@BeLoud13]

And you, you gay Irish fireman...you OK...but YOU...you I do not like.

[@infinityinfinityinfi]

Jill Peters 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@caseyglover7298]

That line was the first line in the show I laughed at

[@hiimemily]

"There's not enough alcohol in the world, Jonah." "...Didn't say no." "No!"

[@justinsullivan5839]

Mike was actually good at insulting people in the early days. Then they turned his character into a complete buffoon.

[@ShaferHart]

Pretty much all the characters became caricatures towards the end. Very disappointing.

[@conephompany]

@@ShaferHart thats the direction most successful shows go, they start off fairly calm with bouts of hillairity and then in the later years everything is very over the top. Seinfeld, friends, frasier

[@ShaferHart]

@@conephompany not all the shows: Shitty shows. There's a good way of doing it (maybe those shows you mentioned) but that's not Veep. It became a very bad caricature. It was unnecessary.

[@KarthikLikeAThickCar]

@@ShaferHart It was 100% necessary. In this current political climate, where real life is as ridiculous as the satire, you have to ramp it up.

[@ShaferHart]

@@KarthikLikeAThickCar nah, it was just dumb

[@transcendentalvibrations7962]

undressing me with your eyes?? no, adding more cloths on

[@tae02sis]

When this show first came out I wasn't smart enough to realize how funny it really is. Thank god I have changed my foolish ways.

[@tiarkrezar]

God I miss season 1 Mike, he actually had witty comebacks and wasn't just eating everyone's shit all the time. They dumbed him down a bit too much later on.

[@curranfrank2854]

Yeah I'm fine with the characters on veep getting more dysfunctional, it's a toxic environment, but Mike became a bit too incompetent

[@basehead617]

i think they thought the characters were getting too similar to each other

[@CountryCowboy008]

"It's like using a croissant as a fucking dildo!" I love that scene! Especially when she tried to mimic Mike's voice in a sarcastic way. You can see that Anna is barely holding up her laughter. Go rewatch it and find out. Hahaha

[@ACTNRPLY]

I wish they had the next line finishing the comparison ‘It’s not the right tool for the job, and it MAKES A FUCKIN’ MESS’

[@TimesFM4532]

​@ACTNRPLY tbf they matched thick of it

[@alexandrotirador1385]

"I have no time to ignore you Jonah" OMG I NEED TO USE THIS MORE OFTEN! Hahaha

[@taylorallen2486]

Alright, this video has sold me. I'm starting the first season right now

[@billysomerfield2096]

Taylor Allen Well its been 2 years. How do you like the show? Funny isn't it? 😃

[@neal2399]

It’s so politically neutral, I love it. It’s more about how everyone in the government is stressed to hell and totally done with everyone’s bs than it is about “liberal good, conservative bad”

[@n.t.7346]

And you you gay irish fireman- youre ok"

[@Jester2b04]

" Hello ,penis enlargement clinic .." OMG Jonah gets the worst of it . I love it. and the Gary.

[@tefweebz]

And he still manages to be a huge dickbag. Jonah grew on me. He's hilarious.

[@quietstorm6710]

Whenever I need to laugh hysterically I watch seasons over and over again. They are sarcastically fantastic!!

[@Brian-sf6ew]

2:17:"You guys, are we seriously gonna let the guy with the police sketch face of a rapist tell us what to do?" LOL!!!!

[@theena]

'And you, you gay Irish fireman...you are okay.' Dead.

[@dharmallars]

love that sidney purcell is the guy from the sonic commercials. "i have a niece, but i fuckin hate her."

[@Dan-ys8nk]

3:14-3:18: Gary's line "He sounds like a broken down leaf blower." and the impression. Holy Shit. I'm dying here. 😆😆

[@hey7068]

“does it get used in a clumsy and unpleasant analogy by you?” this is so underrated

[@mackenziemccoy581]

"You're not even your mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah."

[@HelloNewMoon]

Will’s “yes, sir” kills me

[@alanm3440]

Why is Selina in almost none of these clips? She insults everybody.

[@calaytialeighjacobs4013]

Exactly💔🤣

[@schematicb5393]

That's how you know its an amazing show

[@davidcoen9021]

The BEST is the one at the very end where they appear to be laughing and joking with each other, but are actually insulting each other through gritted teeth. 🤣

[@shittyshittybangy]

the show needs more Malcolm Tucker-esque insults

[@FallRiverr]

You're doing God's work.

[@Makzaw]

The leaf blower scene always takes me out XD

[@MarkCranerium]

"I'm adding more clothes, Mike."

[@pschroeter1]

"Gold plated fuckin shit gibbon" I'm going to borrow that for a prominent politician I know.

[@xTheOxx]

It's such a delight to watch Furlong take it as Selena calls him "NO JAW".

[@Malik_Maverick]

I miss Sue 😞

[@racheld5663]

6 years and it still makes me laugh my ass off everytime

[@MrJingres]

If you're offended by swearing, don't watch this show, and don't bother watching The Thick of It; but please do realize that all the quips are taken out of context. And if you haven't watched the show, saying something like 'this isn't funny, it's just swearing,' or 'This is just The Thick of It watered down' is pretty pointless. The writing in The Thick of It is grittier and more to my taste, but Veep is plenty funny. Tough to compare the two directly because of the different audiences and different political systems.

[@SaeedAcronia]

Thanks, I added all of them to my vocabulary.

[@alex0589]

"oh Dan is a shit" Just so beautifully perfectly simple.

[@meganparish5996]

Does anyone else feel stressed to the max while watching this show? hahah

[@skygriffin1317]

Had to watch this show in increments cause my face literally got sore from smiling. Love this show!

[@evenzero]

glad to say none of the ppl in dc are as charismatic as any character in this show

[@KennyG881]

Anyone else taking notes?

[@fridaymorning139]

"I am gonna throw up...a leg"

[@nadaelsayed8504]

2:08 this scene. This killed me. Almost choked on a cookie.

[@veemacks7255]

I don't know how they manage to not break while saying these insults, like at 3:22 ... Julia only just managed that one.

[@alphonzodavis6712]

I can't say no to you anymore so I'm just gonna.... she just casually hangs up the phone... I'm so going to use that one day 😂🤣😂.

[@AndersWendelMusic]

Julia Louis Dreyfus is brilliant in this! Seriously Seems like a hell of A series, I hate not having hbo. 3:19 is delivered so fucking perfect, that moment was pure gold.

[@Darkstar263]

"There's not enough alcohol in the world, Jonah." "Didn't say no." *No*

[@leighfletcher4101]

Love this show so much. I watched seasons 1-5 in the last 2 weeks, & get season 6 delivered next week.

[@28Lyss]

Congressman No Jaw gets me every time XD

[@Saybleu]

“Skyscraper shit has arrived.” 😂😂😂😝. That is dark

[@Darkstar263]

Jonah: Last two on the deck of the Titanic, huh?" Catherine: Yeah, I think I might jump.

[@aldavis6409]

I can't watch this video so im just gonna...(close app)......sue is comedy gold!

[@blurdreamer]

this show's just keep coming up new brutal words for insulting ppl. lol

[@Darkstar263]

"Are we seriously going to let the guy with a police sketch face of a rapist tell us what to do?" 😂

[@stevenbalderston2458]

I love this show so much

[@zivadavid4680]

I’ve never seen this show but now I think I want to see it

[@Gotobar]

"Gay Irish fireman"

[@RA-pi5js]

That no jaw insult is funny AF

[@gavinsaunders670]

“Watch you’re head” 😂😂

[@BeLoud13]

Don't forget Salina to Johad: "Go period, Fuck period, Yourself exclamation point."

[@aldavis9136]

Omg nearly shit myself laughing watching this video!!!!!

[@jackchop1576]

3:11 😂😂😂😂

[@soniaromo9979]

Congressman no-jaw for the win!!

[@ElizabethRey97]

THE ENDING HAHHAAH

[@elilauer5047]

the most elegant pronunciation of croissant

[@ms.rstake_1211]

Love it. Love it.

[@Matux013]

from 1:14 to 1:20 it is pure, gold

[@hatemalmuteiri4356]

I have a serious question; are these insults accurate in US politics?

[@mjwc97]

1:41 has aged better than ever

[@Brolly5]

1:17 One of my favorites.

[@alphonzodavis359]

You work at the White House! Can I blow you!?......LMAO....comedy gold.

[@Colin.Smith.Pianist]

Did that lady flip Dan off with the wrong finger? Lol

[@lhpkazuha]

I come here to decompress and find my zen

[@lamabalharith4069]

"hey Jonah, how's the weather there up your asswhole?" Dying rn

[@malatisaha9238]

Insult and more insults.so much to learn regarding insults.so innovative , creative show.

[@nightrider_]

"we'll call him fuck weasel" is one of my favourite insults. xD

[@senoj.rednaxela]

I used to hate this show because they'd take a bunch of emmys from other shows I like but it's actually really Fuckin funny

[@NashaWriter85]

Sue is a National fucking Treasure.

[@Ttoby89]

Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

[@kayb4903]

And you you gay Irish fireman…you’re okay 😭😭😭

[@cornetemelyne98]

They cut off the punchline in the croissant as a dildo joke :o "It doesn't do the job and it makes a FUCKING. MESS."

[@sjewitt22]

I haven't watched this but i wonder why it's so tame compared to the thick of it?

[@sunscream2112]

Watch your head! Idky, but that got me

[@227060]

someday I really hope we see Malcolm Tucker show up in the Veep even for a cameo

[@Daddy_B]

"Should I fire up the ShitEater™?" --Sue

[@horrorknight3096]

"You i do not like!"

[@danmorrison8194]

I say the I don’t have time to ignore you line once a week to at guy a work.

[@benphillips2783]

Hey nice video mate

[@KikoJonesUSA]

Gold, I tell ya. Gold.

[@CalinFR]

I think Furlong had the best insults. I am surprised he got so little airtime in your montaje

[@amandalheureux3443]

He’s only in the last episode of season 1!

[@shtl394]

How many comments from people who keep comparing this to "In the Thick of It" and calling it "tamer" but haven't actually seen this show? A lot of these jokes were missing the build up and most of these were from season 1 when the humor gets ramped up from season 2 to the present.

[@ThatOneGuy7550]

Jonah Ryan better end up POTUS by the end of the series XD

[@danielrobinson9713]

You work at the white house? Oh my God can I blow you? HAHAHA I love Mike McLintock

[@evanstrong4064]

you congressman NO JAW

[@pedroRodriguesMD]

Could you please ignore him for me? I have no time to ignore him. THE BEST ! lol

[@dr.debbiewilliams]

Why do they cuss so much? That's not my personality. Do they really act that way at The White House?