A Completely Accurate Summary of Battlefield 3

This is my first time doing something like this - which should be obvious from the absolutely superb narration.
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[@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey]

Let's be honest. In a war game, seeing a side character hold up something belonging to their kid, and seeing another character reassure them they'll be back in time for said kid's birthday, we all know the character's doomed.

[@leonmesquita1690]

Than there's Ace Combat 7 which because its a prequel to AC3 the Jager, who doesn't shut up about his son, survives.

[@Armstrong400]

when that scene happened I said aloud "Yeah he's dead"

[@christophercarey165]

Or the family is dead. Either one is an option

[@definitelyjustcj4148]

@@leonmesquita1690 or shamrock in AC6. The cardinal rule is to never talk about your kids or family in video games.

[@calmchugh2601]

@@leonmesquita1690 bro every time I heard him say that I was like “ he’s just asking to be killed.” But good that he survived

[@50H3i1]

I live in iran . I couldn't play this game without a headset cause iranian enemies shouted curse words all the time and I was a kid back when it came out so if my mom heard those she'd took mouse and keyboard for a week

[@freshfrozen3035]

😂

[@hz3068]

I like how most of the curses don't make any sense. تیر خوردم, گاییدمش!!! 😂😂😂

[@Jimjam-lk4ud]

I thought battlefield 3 was banned in Iran

[@hz3068]

@@Jimjam-lk4ud you're right

[@frosty-zt2pj]

(Just get a new mouse and keyboard ) new. Problems acuare new solutions

[@handsomeman9433]

4:03 my man literally flipped the rat off as a “fuck you for getting me killed” type of deal lmao

[@MrMegaMetroid]

I saw that too!!

[@foxgaming1084]

3:53 a rat finds us and give us the Black Plague

[@jaidenillness]

every time he says ‘door’ or ‘brain damage’, take a shot

[@MahoNishizumifrfr]

Or sandwich

[@tacticalfall4505]

How to actually get brain damage

[@SunyataManji]

Press [space]

[@Qwozocube]

Nice suicide tactic

[@theepic9720]

Bro, I got wasted before my he video started

[@random_hdi2449]

Homie sayed "sandwich" so many times to the point my stomach was growling lol

[@random_hdi2449]

Just finished eating the sandwich and i saw the heart XD

[@tacticalfall4505]

@@random_hdi2449 awesome

[@lolk4530]

*Said*

[@random_hdi2449]

@@lolk4530 ye I suck at english lol

[@lolk4530]

@@random_hdi2449 you're good man, just that particular misspelling of said is a pet peeve of mine so I'm compelled to correct it.

[@monumentalsin3552]

Man the multiplayer for BF3 stole at least 2 years of my high school days

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Time well spent, I played more BF4, but I also played some BF3.

[@AmeanAbdelfattah]

Idk why but the graphics in bf3 still feel more realistic than many later games.

[@Kaiser_Xeno]

The graphics? No. The artstyle? Yes

[@ericoftheotherworld1525]

Things don't have to always be realistic.

[@TheTimbs_]

@nooooooooo no

[@chargedx5768]

@nooooooooo reaching at its finest Cope better

[@WhoIsJohnGaltt]

I agree and I’m not exactly sure why that is

[@prod.i23]

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[@basti2850]

*E X C I T I N G*

[@basti2850]

PLR stands for parade leading rugmakers

[@trainknut]

Rugmakers, all one word.

[@basti2850]

@@trainknut genius

[@trainknut]

@@basti2850 Perfection

[@freshfrozen3035]

As an Iranian I can confirm this

[@yono5319]

Ceo of knowing what the game is about

[@bostonian4650]

This video is awesome. I played this campaign for the first time on hard recently (what a fucking nightmare) and the stuff with the doors and the bugged "destroy the machine gun pit" objective were spot on to my thoughts. Bravo man.

[@Williaso]

I can't imagine playing on a harder difficulty than Easy, I had enough trouble getting destroyed by the AI!

[@bostonian4650]

@@Williaso that's insane. I can't believe it's that tough on easy. I imagine they had one of the bots complete the game and said "that's good enough" and then just shipped it.

[@Suceni]

Yeah i also played this on hard and the machine gun pits just made no sense, so i just went up to the next objective and ignored the machine gun pit and it went to the next objective

[@perolito.lun4r]

In hard the enemies have lmgs with the damage of a sniper and the rate of fire of an SMG, and autoaim

[@ethansdroid]

I love how you crack up laughing at your own script. How you know it’s gold. 2:50

[@thesolidfox9225]

Man, I swear this was the most underrated video I've ever seen on KZbin 😭😭😭😭

[@desertpunk7588]

NOT So Fun Fact: Iran means "Aryan" in Farsi (their language); bonus points if you can guess who they were allied with during World War II!

[@bijansadoughi2128]

As a half Iranian person I can confirm

[@freshfrozen3035]

I’m Iranian to lose can confirm this

[@meatiest1989]

Chator asti

[@xXbrokenvoidXx]

0:57 At least they're being authentic

[@trainknut]

I like how that description is literally just exactly what any US Army or Marine vet would tell you about LAVs. (The Stryker counts as an LAV)

[@banditothedorito7082]

Legend says Inferno is still asleep to this day.

[@gamingfox9845]

Fun fact: During the sequence when you are storming the bank you can run at the tank which is parked right in front of the building and (sort of) get in and drive around. I believe it still works!

[@AmbitiousXP]

Too funny bro XD, I wanna see more narrative videos like this...

[@snarklethedude]

This came out wonderfully! Sorry I couldn’t help you more!

[@yuvrajwaghe7419]

brotha much love i am seriously surprised to see that you have only 502 subs!! whoever is reading this comment plzz like his video so youtube shows this video to more people. and you rock!

[@julianmena2120]

I fucking love it when he said “when we finally meet montes and he mistakes us for motherfucker hands”😂😂

[@amazantaarchives9289]

I beat the game today it was bloody amazing the ending was extremely climatic my only problem was repetition of gameplay

[@jomeshome3950]

I beat it Wednesday and I was awesome my only complaint was the M2 machine guns not being able to use the sights

[@Supernoxus]

What? The campaign is mediocre. Battlefield is played for the multiplayer. If you want an actually good single player fps campaign, try Doom, Half Life, Bioshock, the original Halo trilogy or Serious Sam. Don't get me wrong. Battlefield 3 is fun. But it is a bag of chips kind of fun. Not a quality meal kind of fun. Don't confuse fun with quality.

[@spartacussmith7070]

@UCheJTZu9AkRKhaCi5DNFd2g everyone is entitled to their opinion and I speak for everyone when I say fuck off and go enjoy yours

[@ExodiaTheD1HATER]

@@Supernoxus battlefield only multiplayer you never played bad company and it shows

[@Capt_Contractor]

Great video. I would enjoy watching the full playthrough as well if you still have the original footage. If so, maybe split it up into parts.

[@Williaso]

Unfortunately I don't have the hard drive space to keep the unedited footage, so it all ends up scrapped when I'm done

[@dylan-re6rz]

10:09 Boris: am I a joke to you?

[@wondonsilver]

0:56 "An uncomfortably tiny metal box with 5 other guys" The only thing inaccurate about this statement is that it's usually like at least 6-8 other guys in involuntary configurations that would make the Kama Sutra blush lol

[@rezai7]

I’m replaying this right now and I looked up videos just to see what people thought of this campaign, this was the second video that appeared, spot on lmao

[@amromcooper5332]

The guy who plays Blackburn is the same guy who plays gideon in advanced warfare

[@crisscrossam]

this made me realize how many games i played in my childhood that i didn't even understand back then but i do now. i need to replay this game again.

[@catioicat727]

This campaign is ethier love it or hate it me personally I loved it

[@rileyrichardson8091]

Man the story might be kinda jank but the moments were incredible. Jets, tanks, sniping, killing a rat after an earthquake, everything Russian related, I remember almost every mission in this game. I could go on and on. Some really really cool moments. Edit: Also if I remeber correctly every support in the game (campaign or multiplayer) had montez's name on their helmet you just had to kind of glitch to see it. That's a lot of gay lovers

[@gnikydad]

the voice actor for vincent d'onofrio's character is Glenn Morshower.

[@atticusnari]

Just played the campaign for the first time the other day and the story was so lackluster but gunplay was great. Amazing video ahaha

[@RonaldAsks]

Honestly I loved the story, way better than bf4 imo and might be in the top 2 best bf campaigns

[@atticusnari]

@@RonaldAsks I 1000% agree.

[@firstlast4688]

WAY better than 4

[@sam8742]

@@firstlast4688 4 made no sense, I liked the more grounded approach of 3

[@Somegoy]

Dude that Alec Baldwin joke aged like wine. Jesus christ.

[@Ash-V]

Watching in 2024, it's wild to see which gags survived (and mutated) and which didn't

[@navb0tactual]

Okay, so that checkpoint is just broken for everyone, not just me. Thank god, now I can send death threats to Dice because I'm a gamer

[@franknbeans7745]

I’m so happy you did this

[@imrozkamboj1613]

This was the best campaign

[@freshfrozen3035]

The atmosphere and gameplay yeah The destination it’s set in not so much

[@zerothekitten5283]

Battlefield bad company 2 was the best

[@ExodiaTheD1HATER]

@@zerothekitten5283 aye my man and army of two was amazing

[@firstlast4688]

I really enjoyed, although the QTEs get annoying

[@Latenightbaker24]

Of course the RPG didn’t kill you, you’re not a hotel

[@thepurpleemu]

Man I love montes he was one of my favorites

[@AdahnFlorence]

A "completely accurate" summary of the Battlefield 3 "Campaign."

[@maj746]

This channel is underrated. I like the videos.

[@TacBans]

a thrilling story of a man who just wants his damn sandwich from the old guy

[@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936]

Is it just me, or does Solomon look kinda like Adam Sandler but older?

[@spartacussmith7070]

Are you alone? Are you alone, eh? (But in Adam Sandler's voice)

[@andrewsands7465]

Alec Baldwin is pissed!? Well goddamn I hope he doesn't fucking shoot me🤣

[@tapout8286]

Wait a minute Doesn't Blackburn open a door at the end 2 doors actually

[@bravoyolo7193]

He opens quite a lot in the game

[@aiden7854]

This video now gives me nostalgia

[@KilloxsTN]

keeep doing videos like this

[@lucass5980]

I like how when he says "And thats the end of the game" after describing the intro, he technically isnt wrong

[@TheElectronNinja]

5:44 To answer your question, Furuk is my family friend's fluffy Pomeranian. Not even a joke. He steals my Chick Fil A fries.

[@SuperQB7_]

Hello World, I want you to see this in a year or two when he has 2 mil subs he just hit 20,000 REMEMBER MEEEE!

[@Williaso]

If that doesn't happen, I'm specifically holding you accountable and coming to your house

[@opgupta8785]

At least the missions are realistic,unlike CODM MW2,and the recoil is realistic,and about the armour,you want real life game,I am sorry there isn't any game like that...

[@raizenxdd]

Arma 3

[@opgupta8785]

@@raizenxdd ok.

[@Fiwek23452]

@@raizenxdd arma 3 isn’t realistic at all

[@raizenxdd]

@@Fiwek23452 ofc because it wouldnt be "fun" + you as normal person dont have access to blueprints of real jets or vehicles to model it super realistic or balance it

[@arshinsharma2137]

Great freakin story.

[@kajmak64bit76]

First mission of BF3 campaign is alone better then entire Battlefield V

[@davidmason4140]

in the beginning and the finale part of the game in the train the main character opens a door without help from no one so HA I HAVE DISCREDITED THE WHOLE VIDEO!

[@brandon_crow1291]

I still remember that in the part with the sniper when you're on the roof they specify that he's using a .50cal. Yet your buddy who gets shot at the start supposedly lives.😂

[@killatubby]

I think game has one good line and that is. I'm up I'm up I'm fucked up but I'm up.

[@ThisIsBoogieJar]

I remember when this dude had 300 subs, time flies

[@Williaso]

A true OG

[@Laeshen]

That plane mission is the best one though...

[@Pandnn216]

I remember playing this game over and over the tank machinegun mission was the hardest

[@redeleven240]

12:03 Vietnam basically POV of a amarican 18 year old

[@mallo_wckdoescoolstuff]

That was funny when inferno was sleeping

[@Bsidheq]

I literally played this game last week i I forgot the middle section of the game

[@nakrafakra9797]

11:18 Real getting lit doin drugs vibes [Do an accurate summary on farcry 3 plz]

[@jomeshome3950]

0:59 I am pretty sure that is a very detailed description of almost every lad vehicle in the u.s.military garage

[@gaberabobber448]

Honestly Battlefield is just Call of Duty but with big maps.

[@MacDonald2500]

this is hugely underated

[@wokhei3263]

Gosh,stop overusing the word "underrated".

[@MacDonald2500]

@@wokhei3263 no

[@wokhei3263]

@@MacDonald2500 Why no?It's annoying.

[@MacDonald2500]

@@wokhei3263 i don't think its annoying, so no.

[@wokhei3263]

@@MacDonald2500 It's annoying when you see thousands of comments using this word.

[@TheTimbs_]

Henry Blackburn: An American marine with severe brain damage but can parkour with hundreds of pounds of gear Dimitri Mayakovsky: Gru Spetsnaz operator who also has brain damage Johnathan Miller: two twelve year old boys stacked on top of each other in a trench coat that also have an obsession with dinosaurs. Cole: the all state guy; a black dude who we murder for our sandwich Solomon: *AAAAH?*

[@isnortcrayons6226]

I just went to watch gameplay of the entire campaign and it took 4 days because I fell asleep Everytime I tried to watch the gameplay

[@ykharus2840]

10:34 actually Dima its black's father :D its kinda idea that the book (BF3 Book) tells us

[@thegamerhideout252]

Do hardline that will take you a while to handle

[@lautarocardozo5214]

2 years after and this still is one of the funniest videos i have ever seen in youtube, i wonder if you are gonna do a CAS of bf 1 or 5.

[@mythsn1pes549]

Best one yet change my fucking mind

[@Williaso]

Bad Company.

[@Commzard]

At one time did Blackburn opened the door without kicking it

[@weskerrun9420]

"We run over Thatcher" pfffff

[@raymondscott6269]

13:22 Why does that sound like that would fit the lore so perfectly?

[@SydneySighs]

I actually liked this campaign. It's definitely better in my opinion than bf4s campaign.

[@yoshiaphryabskir3097]

BF3 it just awesome, nothing comment to say...

[@felipecorrea8034]

Bf3 best bf

[@stevenj4556]

How tf do you not have 100k already

[@lukysmoke7078]

Exactly how I remember it, awesome video

[@_s0mm_]

OH NO ITS NOT THE BF3 RUG SALESMEN.... ITS THE SLEEPING DOGS MARKET PEOPLE!

[@kingdomkey2262]

Why is it that bad company 1 and 2 are the only BF games with decent campaigns?

[@rafaelalodio5116]

This game is pretty good though, specially the multiplayer

[@snyder12367]

After watching this video I learned two important lessons. Stay away from Alec Baldwin cus he is a fucking crazy psychic, and never come between a U.S. Army guy and his sandwiches.

[@FunkNasty]

This video is great, you need more recognition

[@Tym3Glitch]

11:17 France is now gone yay

[@ThePresidentofMars]

Watching this back after watching and playing the bf4 campaign, its shocking how bad it is compared to the one in bf3

[@foxgaming1084]

11:18 And then the entirety of Paris gets lit as f#$k 13:00 And again!

[@giancarco]

It has toggle sprint if you double-press the W.

[@unknownpowfu2052]

Rock in a Hard Place is my favorite Mission

[@gilbertsanchez7302]

Bruh u kill thatcher u should make a video on that

[@CrohnieMan]

7:07 Holy shit 4 years ago we were still talking about Elder Scrolls 6, that’s kind of sad for Bethesda

[@davidmarsh7933]

I miss Battlefield 3s amazing multi-player

[@manuxx3543]

Come back in there's still a player base

[@slickcalf985]

@@manuxx3543 you can't join games tho

[@manuxx3543]

@@slickcalf985 ? Why is that ? You can still look for servers, join them and join friends playing too

[@slickcalf985]

@@manuxx3543 I play on Xbox One, my. Connection is fine, but when I go to join a server (map and mode is set to ALL btw) It says to check my connection.

[@manuxx3543]

@@slickcalf985 I think BF3 was only for xbox 360 You being able to play it on xbox one was for campaign only

[@nathanielshelnutt4321]

The air mission was not boring at all...

[@Pizza_waffler]

2:48 sounds like angry and laughing at the same time

[@azeemsabir12022]

This sumnary is 1000% spoiler free™ ©®

[@mnqobimhlongo4871]

Although i don't agree with some of the real thoughts the commentary on this is absolutely unreal 😹

[@starstruckp4808]

Bet you that to this day, Inferno is still sleeping on his table.

[@MahoNishizumifrfr]

Do gta 4 next

[@Qrwa12323]

The part with killing a black guy for the country aged like a fin wine

[@amazantaarchives9289]

The black guy was called Cole and yeah today that would be considered racism