A Completely Accurate Summary of Gears of War

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[@xGreenHawk97x]

"...with no problems whatsoever" Gets me everytime

[@panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888]

Thats just a description of my life at this point.

[@panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888]

@angry pansexual not really, no

[@AFlyingSwive]

one of the most accurate lines

[@theunderboss2088]

DoM, mArCuS iS OuT.

[@chandleralves698]

The first Bluetooth speaker was meant to use echo location to map the underground network in order to find the best places to send the Lightmass Missile, not to kill them. Just saying

[@antonioromerotellez5968]

"We get attacked by a giant enemy crab, so we boil it." 😂 I'm never seeing corpsers the same as before.

[@shirtycurty8068]

I think she’s trying to tell you that Marcus is out

[@Williaso]

She will forever haunt my nightmares

[@hunterkingspittle]

"Super human cog soilders cannot be trusted behind the wheel" *ESPECIALLY NOT DOM* XD 4:55

[@LukeSkywalker-fm1dc]

Reading the comment before watching the video: "Dammit, why they bring Fast and Furious into this?" After: "Oh, they meant that... GODDAMMIT!"

[@eyelazer9531]

Rest In Peace Dom, but to be honest he wanted to do so anyways because the locust killed his wife after they put her in a fart tube

[@Dukekabo0m09]

I’ve never seen anyone meme Dom like that 😂

[@Lucas12v]

Man, this game was fun back when it came out. GoW 2 was even better. We had some awesome multiplayer battles back in college.

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

Stranded Big Smoke (probably): All you had to do was follow the damn car Marus.

[@theGazzer]

how has this guy not got 100k subscribers, ive been subscribed for years and genuinely thought he had more because of how high quality his shit is

[@flexican5399]

You should play Gears of War 2, it’s the best in the og trilogy

[@Williaso]

I played this on PC, I don't have an xbox 360 to play that on

[@flexican5399]

@@Williaso it’s BC on Xbox one and Xbox Series x/s

[@flexican5399]

@@Williaso best action, story, and deaths and locations in gow2

[@Williaso]

@@flexican5399 I only have a PC

[@flexican5399]

@@Williaso try Xenia emulator? You’re really missing out on one of the best trilogies, I’m not saying that lightly

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

Ok, that power of dubstep over the Light Missile doing its job was slapping a little.

[@zappablegiraffe2117]

Spacebar sprint, eh? Mass Effect 2, that's why

[@diceguy1356]

"I've been taking too much cocaine" "Or NoT enOuGh"

[@dumpsterfire9113]

Lol the Gears 3 Dom dying scene was intended to be sad but you made it funny somehow

[@whisperingcrown591]

The car push mechanic is used one time before the kryll section, and in the spot light section they specifically say "see if there's a switch to turn on the rest of the lights"

[@UrNeighboursDog]

Almost as if they weren't paying attention and wanted to make it the games fault 😂

[@deontehumphries8780]

*"dOm maRcUS iS OUt"*

[@Dukekabo0m09]

I’m never seeing Dom’s death the same way again XD

[@kosmicoverdose1443]

Just found this channel yesterday and I have no fucken regrets. You're funny as fuck bro and I'm definitely recommending to my friends.

[@Noname34075]

Gears of war 3: DOM FUCKING DIES!!!

[@monsunoguy19]

*the walls are hungry*

[@Williaso]

Omnomnom

[@maverick3661]

Bro when he said hi in 10 minutes and 17 seconds in I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes

[@Somegoy]

You have such a good sense of humor man. These videos need waaaay more views and subs

[@jeremiahthomas1385]

Just roll out of the way

[@charlx8979]

“Marcus is out”

[@kingscourt9559]

Also known as “Dom, Marcus is down.” The video

[@blueponyoverlord8133]

it's a shame this one wasn't done after the DOOM 2016 one so they could call the chainsawing "Answering the question"

[@kiplol0322]

That water boat thing is fine on the old version

[@SuperQB7_]

Alternative title, “dom, marcus is out”

[@SpartanX317]

Bro the way you did the hammer of dawn use takes me back to Saints Row 4

[@hgrendahl]

wow i never knew dubstep was so strong

[@longlivetheknot4589]

"Especially not dom"

[@kambolienplays2499]

2:45 is my favorite one

[@flabbywall1780]

But in the end... you had fun

[@Williaso]

I had fun with Gears 5, this? Not so much. The terrible performance of the game because it was broken really killed any actual fun to be had

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

From this point forward I will call Locusts Goombas.

[@D748]

Funny how the super human refrigerator soldiers just comically slip and fall down a gentle incline

[@byronichero2213]

I’m jealous. I’d do anything to be able to play gears of war again but my laptop probably can’t run it

[@Williaso]

The PC port is awful

[@Nanorobotic]

The best part is you probably could have just used John DiMaggio's characters from Futurama and never run out of unique names to use. He and Billy West voice almost everyone who's not a guest voice or Katey Sagal.

[@ericarnold1096]

"Dom, Marcus is out."

[@JoneBone-zv1kr]

How’s gears with keyboard and mouse? It feels perfect on controller

[@aguywholosthismainaccount1446]

@GoTi4No he was asking how it felt not in a bad way

[@creativename3707]

@GoTi4No bro are you ok? lol

[@thescotslair]

@GoTi4No did someone shit in your coffee?

[@Mackenzie002]

@GoTi4No ur werid

[@flexican5399]

@GoTi4No the game is perfect on controller

[@_noah_.7387]

I was literally yelling at my phone because you guys didn’t know during the bird part that you were supposed to shoot gas containers for light

[@Williaso]

No, we knew. There weren't any when we got stuck.

[@thesleppymexican]

this is beautiful edit: I've played this game many times since the year it came out and the part at 4:50 still gives me anxiety

[@samshide611]

I liked when she said "Dom! Marcus is out!"

[@FootOfOrion]

Ahahah great vid It’s weird seeing so many little bugs with the PC version. On Xbox I never had any of these issues.

[@NoahGooder]

funfact these bugs existed on the GFWL version as well (that version existed during the windows vista/7 days). Its other HUGE bug was that even if you legitimately purchased the game it wouldn't let you save your game sometimes because it thought it was pirated.

[@hatsunesyna9743]

I dont recall the bridge part in the original game, but video was great anyways.

[@Williaso]

I believe the bridge, and Brumak fight are both added with the remastered edition

[@cheemoney]

"Dom, Marcus is out"

[@nakrafakra9797]

The 'power of dubstep' is op

[@BRUH-kl8xf]

this is atrocious to watch as a gears veteran

[@Williaso]

I'm glad you enjoyed it

[@BRUH-kl8xf]

@@Williaso it was damn hilarious. but the gameplay lmao

[@yoshidollface]

5:23 their sound effects are making me laugh so damn hard omfgs

[@ShadowMonarch9557]

*"D o M , m A r C u S i S o U t"*

[@yoshidollface]

"The walls are hungry" I lost my damn mind

[@jordananderson2728]

It's a colon, Will

[@Williaso]

Shit

[@jordananderson2728]

@@Williaso Lol Still fucking hilarious. I'm currently bingeing your channel.

[@somedude2411]

Totally accurate considering I’v beat the game like 2 ta 3 times

[@UrNeighboursDog]

The pushable car was introduced on a bridge before the one in the night area

[@Eire-]

This is hilarious stuff I love it, Hunt down Hoffman’s Bluetooth Speaker omg 🤣🤣🤣

[@polycatmagic1236]

The walls are hungry...

[@LordRazer3]

Weapon teasing. 2 years later we get an actual dubstep gun. It acts and sounds just as dumb but you can't argue with results

[@imperialeagle6525]

fun fact you can use grenades' to open the doors on the berserker fight

[@mrfatibe]

Why does Marcus say "Eat dirt and die" instead of "Eat shit and die"? Did they seriously get rid of the naughty words from Gears of War?

[@Williaso]

There's still plenty of cursing

[@Travisjoe31]

Good video

[@jakeshepherd7046]

Someone playing Gears of War on mouse and keyboard is one of the most terrifying thoughts ever, no wonder you guys struggled so much it really wasn't made for it.

[@Williaso]

But if they ported it, doesn't that mean it was made for it? It's on them that the controls sucked

[@ViolaDragon621]

“Dom, Markus is out!”

[@over9000713]

Turns cog; *WRUAGHUYAGHHUGHAGHAHAHAHA*

[@horngeblood796]

is the dubstep clip from "Centipede"

[@FIGGYPWNS]

Wish I was there for this.

[@Salted_Fysh]

To answer the spacebar sprint question: Welcome to console control schemes thoughtlessly transferred to the PC. It's not like the Keyboard has a bajillion more buttons and completely different hand ergonomics than a controller, it'll be fiiiiine. Mass effect had the idiotic spacebar sprint/cover system too. I hated it, because it was so incredibly imprecise and I sometimes had the feeling I was fighting against the controls on where and when to take cover rather than against the enemy.

[@dwightmain6854]

Gears of war “S E M I C O L O N” ultimate edition

[@Gambette69]

Honestly I just wanted someone to mention it. I didn’t want to be pessimistic but it’s irksome lol I cared too much

[@antonioromerotellez5968]

Same with brumaks 😂 "Chased by bowser"

[@iMernerner]

I could push the car in that god damn section????? No.....

[@elraunchhands]

Dom, Marcus is out.

[@hannagut5015]

Why does he call Dom a corpse is it cause of gow 3 lol

[@isaacmedina5046]

2:48 Man, i'm dying

[@eyelazer9531]

I now realize why you call Dom corpse

[@jumpemwithkindness]

You did dom so dirty

[@Mastermav11]

U gonna do the other gears games

[@MrChinchilla1]

You gotta love how the ai voice doesn't understand punctuation and calls the colon a semicolon

[@Williaso]

That's actually just me that doesn't know a colon from a semicolon, it's text to speech and to get it to actually say the word I had to spell it out

[@Sentient6ix]

Gotta do Gears Of Halo Theft Auto 5 now

[@jakedill1304]

Man the shooting in this game really had the epitome of.. I'm in a dream and I'm not shooting real bullets but my gun is kind of limply spewing out ike a substance.. And you know if I really try hard like eventually I'll get the guy... But it's messy, it's it's long and and you're putting stuff through tubes that are definitely not straight and definitely not dilated enough for the thickness of the substance.. it kind of sounds like that too.. I wonder if.. I wonder if you could fix the sound but it's unreal 3 so probably not, you'd have to get rid of the tracers too I think that's where the the real the visual plays into the bad sound of a broken dream... Firearm... Actually think a lot about this as a specific example of everything I hate and shooting in some more modern games.. and I like maybe the sound would fix it just alone it would help for sure.. it would need to be in sync with the animation, that would help a lot actually.. actually sounding like a gun would help a lot, but that would help most games that have bad sound... And then maybe you wouldn't need to get rid of the tracers but that would also help because then the visual described above wouldn't constantly reinforce the weakness and like bent laser tentacle juice thingy... The guns in this game, even the chainsaw really do feel like the video game equivalent of playing cards in your spokes.. but you know with all the added above just to make it weirder.

[@Williaso]

Dude are you on cocaine or something? You wrote 8 novels across several videos

[@Crendermin]

I know for a fact that I played through this game and I don't remember any of this

[@TheOnePistol]

"Dedidated Waam" lmao

[@juicewar3805]

"Dom! Marcus is out! D:

[@Astartes-6969]

So does Gears take place on a Fictional Alternate Earth or on another planet colony that Humans from Earth discovered?

[@Williaso]

Alternate Earth, I think it's called Sera?

[@glamrockbonnie5983]

No it's a planet in the halo universe that's where the brutes came from

[@Astartes-6969]

@@glamrockbonnie5983 Haha very funny

[@Emp.09]

Ohhh yeahhhh

[@simonburrell7041]

GEARS OF WAR SEMICOLLON ULTIMATE EDITION

[@Blade_of_Violet_Chaos]

Me, who's real name is Marcus: How many times are you idiots going to kill me!?

[@SuperGman117]

Dom, Marcus is out!

[@omega-xis7760]

Damm Bob from smg4 cameo

[@jamesroocie9564]

Game ran fine on console for me.

[@Williaso]

It's specifically a problem with the PC port. It ran terribly

[@SuperQB7_]

9:07 what song is this?

[@Lightarms001]

Twilight Zone theme kzbin.info/www/bejne/joe2g6BuZbytkM0

[@Omega20000]

what type of depraved person uses toggle aim

[@quincygrey471]

what is the game at 13:46?

[@Williaso]

Darude Sandstorm

[@RideTheGamer]

*wassup wassup*

[@eastsidepeezy7514]

Gears Is on PC somebody link me to it plz

[@jashankmadbhvi194]

What a Game. Still broken AF !! It won't get fixed now.

[@bren._x]

especially not dom.

[@dexterorvill4157]

Jesus Christ, why u guys run so much in fight with berserker? You're supposed to walk ffs XD

[@emmanuelingismypsn866]

Do one for gears of war 3

[@Williaso]

Don't own an Xbox 360

[@emmanuelingismypsn866]

@@Williaso damn, no wonder it wasn't on your channel

[@stallingset7301]

Huh

[@fckf0ggsimhomophobic420]

Carmine family is the best prove me wrong

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

Whats the dubstep song?

[@Williaso]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

@@Williaso guh i really got what was coming

[@ghostplasma5590]

@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 u still need it bro?

[@ghostplasma5590]

@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 if so its skrillex make it bun dem

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

@@ghostplasma5590 ty

[@seaturtleslastname8286]

#especiallynotdom