A Court of Mist and Fury | Animated Summary

Is she Sara J. Mass or Sara J. Massive Disappointment??? AIRHORNS OBNOXIOUSLY
Back by popular demand, enjoy this mildly inaccurate, wholly biased summary of A Court of Mist and Fury. If you haven't watched the A Court of Thorns and Roses Summary first, don't worry, you'll be confused either way, but your life won't be filled with as much joy.
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[@jaysage5619]

tomato, tambourine, toilet, tea kettle, tostito, tangerine, tele tubbi, tramp stamp, tinker bell, taco bell, tyrannosaurus pecs, and tom jones this is pure art.

[@Phoenix-fk7we]

Thanks for the list i was looking for that comment 😅

[@vmp8r3]

you forgot Surf n' Turf and Takito

[@vmp8r3]

@alisakoshman846 good catch, i can't believe I missed my favorite one. Haha.

[@melissadenomy6816]

Taquito

[@Books_And_More]

Teletubby

[@joypink5599]

Her: “Tamlin” Me: “Holy crap she said his name” Her: “Tambourine” Me: “There it is”

[@ur_.stwrlight]

Then toilet

[@romypotash7114]

~haven't read the books, I'm in this stage I use KZbin summarize as a substitute for reading~ Every time she said Tamlin I'm like "she said tamlin ? Like in that one fairytale where a fairy dude impregnated a girl because she didn't have a green ribbon? I will listen to the name next time" Next time "dorito"

[@andrearizaleta]

@@romypotash7114 trampstamp is my favorite. But she calls him Tamlin the first time

[@Margaux2011]

No no no no, this is important- Lucian didnt even wait for Elaine to GET UP OFF THE FLOOR from where the cauldron hawk tuah'd her out before yelling across the blood and magic universe water "YoUrE mY mAtE!!"

[@ghosty_bell]

THIS COMMENT MURDERED ME NOT THE HAWK TUAH

[@artakhas3005]

Poor Lucian. He was flippin.

[@TurnaroundTryagain]

Lmao I knowwwewww

[@EstherHouedou]

for-FREAKING- REEEAAAL!!!!!!!!

[@nosoynadaoriginal]

omg this comment lmao

[@yjckizle]

"Hello, Feyre darling." THIS SCREAM I SCREAMED 😭

[@jayysomers9788]

You spelt SCRUMPT wrong 😂

[@YankeeCountess]

THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT!

[@yjckizle]

@@jayysomers9788 😭😭

[@doe4003]

I have immense sentimentality for Rhysand and Feyre's relationship but holy SHIT that basic animation on the anime face of Rhysand combined with the voice made me r e c o i l

[@MayhemsMother23]

Kicking my leettle feetsies

[@kogababe]

Sarah Maas: This is a rare thing Books: Nothing is rare.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

To be fair, mates being treated as super duper rare in this setting threw me for a loop because it was depicted as something all Fey and some members of other species have (but are sometimes too stupid to notice) have in "Throne of Glass" where the concept is otherwise exactly the same. Since in that series only one member of the pair is required to be Fey/demi-Fey (the Fey in that series don't have any sort of "no interacting with humans or other species" policy, so there's a lot of hybrids wandering around) and the other can be a human, witch (which are also a species in that one,) shape-shifter (another species,) god, demon-thing I forgot the name of, or another Fey/demi-Fey, I just assumed that what's PROBABLY happening in "Court of Thorns and Roses" is that a lot of Fey probably have human mates and just don't know about because they don't interact with humans and aren't psychic like Rhys. This is strictly my theory based on the other series, and has not been confirmed as of the end of book four, and I cannot be convinced to read more of the series because I am sex-repulsed, volumes 1-4 melted my brain even though I skim-read and skipped pages through the worst of it, and only forced myself through it because I was invested in finding out what happened with the kingdom of Hyper-Burn (or whatever it's called) and did actually like a lot of the supporting cast...

[@BroKenYaKnow]

@@Amy_the_Lizard I too am sex repulsed and only through sheer force of will because I Hate not finishing a series was I able to finish it. The 12 page sex scene nearly killed me. Getting to it i thought "well let me just skip a few pages- nope, okay a few more" rinse and repeat like 6 times. And like the biting, why is there SO MUCH sexually charged biting?!?!

[@kogababe]

​@@Amy_the_Lizard Dunno why someone repulsed by sex would want to read these books, no offence to you in that regard, but it seems like Maas writes many sections with one hand. There were parts of the 5th book where I skimmed forward in shocked disbelief of "They're fucking again??? don't they have a war to prep for???" There's WAY better fantasy books out there to read than these that aren't so sex-filled (and better plot/writing). Check out T. Kingfisher's books, Rebecca Ross, Naomi Novik, Holly Black, and Angela Slatter

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

@kogababe You see, I made the mistake of reading it when it first came out, because the premise intrigued me, and I was already reading "Throne of Glass," (which hadn't yet reached its current level of horny yet - though even at the current level it can't beat its younger sibling) and figured I might as well give it a shot too...unfortunately for me, volume 1 was significantly tamer than the rest of the series, and since volume 2 didn't exist yet, none of the reviews tipped me off for the smut-fest it would eventually turn into...

[@nerdgirl8978]

​​@@Amy_the_Lizard Yes, I also think it's still rear with mates. Rhys happen to meet Feyra after 500 years, we just accidentally happen to be there as a reader when it happens. Also, maybe you already know, but Throne of glass, A court of thorns and roses and crescent city are all in the same multiverse. In crescent city there is even some characters traveling in to the world of ACOTAR after ACOSF has ended, ...and in the last throne of glass book, the main character falls through worlds and sees both crescent city and Feyra and Rhys from book 5. ;)

[@Dragon-nc7yx]

I actually love the fact that she got so much PTSD. In so many books, characters go Through extremely traumatic things and instead of them actually being affected by it, it is just completely skipped or fixed with a simple «i’M HerE fOr YoU»

[@DepressedSunshine]

I FUCKING LOVE how Rhysand waited YEARS to tell Feyre that shes his mate while this man…..this FUCKING MAN JUST STRAIGHT UP GOES “shes my mate. That one over there, yea, i want her. Shes mine”……MY MAN HASNT EVEN KNOWN HER FOR TWO SECONDS…i fucking love Lucien

[@Svenhonk]

Thank God the author learned from Stephenie Meyer's mistake and didn't make another Jacob out of Rhys 💀

[@DepressedSunshine]

@@Svenhonk truly, i wouldve honestly dropped the book right then and there if that happened

[@sapphh8]

he tells her in ACOMAF so its onlyy been 4ish months since he felt the snap, but I also adore Lucien 😭😭

[@DepressedSunshine]

@@sapphh8 eh, he kinda had a hunch she was his mate before she was even born soo…thats twenty years plus four months

[@typicaltransboi6297]

The best boy. I love him. If Tam had taken me, the plan wouldn't have worked, because I would have fallen for the hot sarcastic fox boy.

[@georgiashiu6216]

Feyre is truly OP asf when she overcame her crippling PTSD, became literate, and maintained the infinity gauntlet of powers. She is truly “once I get over the chemical imbalance in my brain ITS OVER FOR U ALL”

[@esverker7018]

Yeah it really gives “PTSD for plot convenience” so “Hot Man Fixes You” trope vibes

[@annagouchowska4633]

And then there is Amren. And Nesta.

[@KJH77]

she needs to be nerfed in the next update. she’s too op

[@Toeslurper584]

@@KJH77 LMAOAOOA

[@Eli-qb2sw]

​@@esverker7018 how in the nine fking hells is that a trope?

[@bookgirl-1]

"funny how we all discussed that, but never TAMLINS LITTLE-" -feyre at some point probably

[@kcricket39]

Thank you for this crossover reference here! This was the comment I needed. 😂

[@dthebwyrm]

SHIT, THE MATPAT-SURIEL CAUGHT ME OF GUARD

[@leadingstrangeness]

I could practically hear his stock imagine screaming 'LOOOOORRREEE' 😂

[@Jaxxolotle]

The way I cackled out loud when the Matpat-suriel popped up

[@inkandcaffeine]

i laughed OUT LOUD

[@mj-tz3fh]

I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW HIM so sad he quit I loved that dude 😭😡

[@3ros_animations]

CRYING WITH LAUGHTER 🤣🤣

[@Brownie928]

Not including Feyre throwing her shoe and hitting Rhys is criminal😭😭

[@LissetePlays]

couldn’t agree more

[@adrienehadlich1805]

YES!!!

[@joanarodrigues145]

OMG I was waiting for it!!!!! 😂

[@pandabear8106]

MULTIPLE TIMESSS

[@infinikki]

And him TELLING MOR ALL ABOUT IT 😂😂😂

[@joannadzenowski6214]

Lucien really just straight up trying to keep everything together,including himself. Poor man

[@yjckizle]

I love ur refusal to call tamlin his name 😭

[@chiimotosuwa2148]

teletubbies 😂

[@HazelTheCat276]

*tampon

[@DNIC1212]

You mean TaMpOn?

[@evelynsobel9373]

Televangelism

[@Heroann]

Tom Johns

[@Isabunny030]

"I"M EVERYYYYY HIGH LORED THERE ALL IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" *Shimmies*

[@evelyn6346]

Same

[@seaopalthemeren]

yes

[@CupcakesNrazerblades]

Sooo perfect lol

[@moni-w9o]

I’ve been singing this to myself for the past two days pffft

[@KeilaAnn3610]

Been singing this in my head for days now

[@Kat_thefruityfrog]

As someone who really wanted to read these books but despised the amount of smut in them this is the most wonderful thing I have ever found thank you so very much, this is amazing

[@komalchauhan1833]

Only two smuth scenes are in the second book. But loot of playful flirting and teasing. The experience of read the whole series is great it starts of slow but the second book is so good ii didn't put it down whole book in 3 days..... (Englishs not my first language I hope you understand love yaaa)

[@ToxicBerry2341]

You forgot how much of a baddie Nesta was when she went into the cauldron, pointing at the king of Hybern like the absolute menace she is.

[@casualmanticore2758]

I never read the book series but I just imagine Nesta sinking into that cauldron, middle fingers raised

[@ToxicBerry2341]

@@casualmanticore2758 unfortunately no, but that would be badass

[@samanthakennedy121]

@@casualmanticore2758 I'm honestly shocked that she didn't "throw a vulgar gesture" as she got tossed in.

[@TheEmmaHouli]

I imagine her as like the pointing monkey in Family Guy

[@clarah.9681]

@@ToxicBerry2341don’t crush our dreams

[@KatieBleu-jo7jq]

“And this random redhead points at her and says she is my mate… bro what the fuck. Read the room 😭😭”

[@maryhales4595]

Exactly how I felt too 😂😂 I love Lucien and I understand the shock but like...take a breath, dude 😂

[@SaanviSaxena-j2r]

This genuinely got me dying 😂... Both in this video and while reading 😂😂😂

[@ButiLao44]

Did I just read the entire third book, all the while being excited to be able to watch another of these videos, just to come here and see that you diD NOT CONTINUE THEM?? I'm _beggin_ thine _fuggin pardon Madam???_

[@amycfeasel]

Wait, what??? Noooooooo 🥺😭 These are SO good

[@Huorfern]

I just rewatched the two vids again ... they are hilarious, plz continue! 🍪🦏

[@josiemunson2129]

I’m about to read the third book. I’m begging you please continue!!!!!

[@stellacesconetto3283]

Tamlin for the entire book: there is no war in ba sing sei

[@myriamdhaiti2935]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Turtle_lover.1]

BRO 😭

[@randorookie8587]

I do love how universal “there is no war in Ba Sing Sei” has become also yes that’s exactly what he does 24/7

[@detective2656]

Actually delighted to see a main character switch love interests. Im still not reading these travesties, but its good to see the author go "yeah he sucked lemme give her something better"

[@shivangiroychowdhury3930]

Yeah save yourself some time and braincells and dont read these. I did. And I regret every minute of it.

[@LXLA255]

Hahahhahahahahha!!!!!😂😂😂 RHYSAND is a better love interest? The guy who put in a skimpy dress, got her drunk, made her sit on other people’s laps, broke her arm, shoved his tongue down her throat, kept the fact that her pregnancy would kill her, treated her horribly, and you say he’s a better love interest? Lemme guess, you like him because of his cheek bones don’t you? Oh, and did I forget that he got hard when he thought of his own CHILd?!?!?!?

[@LXLA255]

Oh you did not just delete my original comment

[@shivangiroychowdhury3930]

@@LXLA255 I totally agree. I never liked Rhysand. He's everything you said and waay too hoity toity. Cassian and Azriel are a lot better I feel. But just a question... when did Rhysand break her arm though? I mean I raced through so many boring parts of the book I might have missed it

[@LXLA255]

@@shivangiroychowdhury3930 I can’t remember which chapter because I haven’t read the books but people who’ve read the books say he broke her arm

[@starlinghawks7130]

More. Immediately more of these. I have never read the books, and have absolutely NO desire to, but with this, I am wildly entertained, and I get the idea of the plot in under half an hour. I love you. Have some hugs 💕

[@meaypie11]

Same here - I've had someone try numerous times to talk me into it, and I refuse, but this is now my favorite opportunity to find out what the hype is about without going so far as reading them. 😂

[@jessicam3676]

I read the 1st and felt so, utterly, alone in my opinion of HOW CRAZY this girl was but I found the video - and I felt seen. So I read #2. And I am asking the Cauldron for more videos to finish the series…. Pl-PL-Please 🍪🦏

[@addielol27]

I beggggin thy F**KING PARDON?!? -Nesta ❤

[@kiaragajo2345]

"No dick is that good" 😭

[@throne_glass1942]

😂😂😂😂

[@jennicahogg6320]

Motion to have this soundbite added to the actual audiobook! 👩‍⚖

[@karaletton6308]

I laughed so hard at this 😂

[@DaneilOreo]

😂😂😂👏👏🤣🤣🤣

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

Oh. My. GOD. You know who's not excited for this?! *TAMPON* 😂😂😂

[@wibblywooble]

sir trampolin

[@dthebwyrm]

tis his name from now

[@mj-tz3fh]

I loved Timmy turner

[@jamesjarrold3100]

FR

[@daisyqueen2021]

🤣☠️⚰️🪦😂

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

Amren is an Old Testament angel. SJM said it in an interview. I didn't see anyone else comment this so I thought I would for people that want to know.

[@kimmeeb]

Why am I JUST NOW realizing that if ACOTAR was a Beauty and the Beast retelling, then ACOMAF is a Hades/Persephone retelling. Bride of spring, kidnapping by a dark ruler, a kingdom of darkness, even the whole spending time in the dark kingdom bit. It’s all RIGHT THERE

[@dezs.5202]

I picked up on beauty and the beast immediately, but it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the Hades/Persephone reference

[@MegumiFushiguro-rf9gb]

Wooaah true that

[@maja.z.pszczola]

Actually, even though the two are really similar, you can also make the case that the first one is based on Eros and Psyche, especially with the later part of one woman forcing another to go through trials to prove herself and win back her loved one.

[@shannonleeann5643]

Wait…. Holy shit

[@3vaniamaria]

And the general premise is a retelling of the Tam Lin myth, I think

[@SeriouslyWhoDidThis]

MatPat as the exposition fairy is KILLING ME

[@Fishyness18]

That gave me a good laugh too!

[@questioning3254]

I LIVE FOR IT

[@just_bebo0527]

I can never imagine a Suriel properly again. It will now forever be MatPat

[@just_eve745]

The way I laughed my ass off-

[@gregoryvn3]

*madly cackling still* 🤣

[@mariamaniakoudaki3462]

i was eating spaghetti bolognese while watching this and that specification is important here because right after "hello Feyre darling" at around 2.30 min where you cut back to the cover to scream, i got an ad break and laughed so fucking hard at the perfectly cut scream it created i choked and accidentally had some of the spicy meat sauce go up my nose. i finished the video and have used half a tissue box to get all of the sauce out and my nose is still burning. 2/10, would do it again, it was incredible situational comedy on top of the already hilarious video and at least it was just the sauce and not chunks of the actual spaghetti lmao

[@daughterofares10239]

I kinda love that we gave Tampex the David Bowie Labyrinth bulge when we all know he's got no wingspan

[@Dkg260]

Real

[@Krystinelle]

I understood that reference

[@autumndavies835]

😂😂😂

[@LostGirLwanders]

​@@Krystinelle I understood THAT reference

[@EstherHouedou]

Oh my goodness I am dying over here!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ren-uc3dd]

The eagerness to watch this animated summary pushed me to finish this book as fast as possible and it was so worth it.

[@aliza7195]

The THIRD one. Give us the a summary of the third book. Please, O Cookie Rhino. You're the greatest Cookie Rhino ever.

[@terralynn8887]

Same, give us the dang 3rd one, we are invested

[@adrianapalma6619]

Pleaseeeeeee

[@user-cb8nk7wm2z]

pls

[@cherrokeelafey403]

Pleaseeeeee

[@maryhales4595]

PLEASE, WE NEED BOOK 3

[@JannieJubilee]

"So this display of common human decency is a major turn-on" - same! 😂

[@Liliannnnn239]

2:40 I love how you js called him tea kettle, tangerine and teletube"

[@TheLionPear]

“Feyre’s Mary Sue meter is off the charts”. Pretty much a solid description of the entire series 😂

[@freya1548]

You haven’t read Throne of Glass have you? I love both series but both main characters have may sue syndrome BAD.

[@TheLionPear]

@@freya1548 I’ve read the first and only because a close family member said it’s her favorite book because the last time I tried I couldn’t get past Miss “look at me, I’m such an amazing assassin. Everyone is dumb cause I could get out of here so easy”. *proceeds to never SHOW any actual skill*

[@MH-ve8fj]

​@@TheLionPear Exactly! She literally took candy from a stranger 😒 Everyone keeps telling me its amazing after the third book but seems like a lot of time to invest in what so far seems to be a very predictable and bland story. Anyone think the pay off is worth it?

[@TheLionPear]

@@MH-ve8fj I did end up getting very invested in the characters. If there's one (and probably only one) thing that Maas does well, it's characters. So if you read a lot anyway and this isn't, like, your one book a year, then sure, it's worth burning through the series in a week for the serotonins. If this is the only series you're going to read this year. . . probably move on.

[@MH-ve8fj]

@@TheLionPear I do read a lot and went through all of the acotar series in a week lol Maybe on my next slump I will try again. I do agree about Maas on her characters. She is able to write very strong, individual personalities to make up for flimsy world building and plot. Who wouldn't want a friend like Mor? 😄

[@empressdad]

your honor, she’s the avatar

[@empressdad]

HOLD UP HOW MANY LIKES?!

[@kelsietimmons9132]

I. Am. BEGGING FOR PART 3. This is the funniest summary I've ever seen and I need the rest of the series or I may ✨perish✨

[@dragonsgamingcorner1645]

I rewatch the other one almost daily, and squeeled so loud to see this one! Good thing no one but my cat could hear me

[@Phoenix-fk7we]

OMG Same!

[@__jules]

sammeeee!! i just saw this and im so excited to watch it!!

[@lesegomaseko5635]

Same!!😂

[@katerogers8195]

The MatPat jumpscare is my fav

[@iconitoblubberry]

omg same its the best

[@Lookie.Lucky.]

That was the perfect place to put Matpat. Anything to do with lore he was there!

[@mehersharma7123]

LOOORRRREEEEE

[@tundetihanyi3161]

I'm crying, the picture for the utopia city at 8:00 is freaking Budapest, Hungary... oh boy. Actually living here and I wish it be like that XD

[@sudden319]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@laurahimesekai]

i also recogniced suddenly 😂

[@annaveronikacrisztescu4864]

BUDAPEST CAMEO OH MY (it's a shitty ass place, you should have chosen some other city)

[@wintrysnowflake3385]

I love how this summary is more unhinged compared to the previous one, girlie is now stewed in the craziness and she ain't leaving anytime soon 😂

[@alexkennedy9963]

I love the progressively more chaotic replacements for Tuberculosis’s name

[@Nockgun]

i thought its tazania

[@BBS-dl1lt]

I literally cannot read this book now without hearing you sing "I'm every highlord, they're all in meeeee" every time Feyre uses her powers :')

[@Moviez01]

I love how Tamlin's name gets more and more chaotic the longer this video goes on

[@megscabinetofcurios]

Not Azriel looking permanently sad 😭 With the bigger wings too, spot on portrayal 🤌🏻😂

[@_LunaTheBlackCat_]

The only fault is that he and cassian have the pointy ears which i believe they don't actually have lol

[@sakamakikasumi]

Oh, for the Wither's collection nooooo the wiiiiings xD

[@midnightsan9917]

​@@_LunaTheBlackCat_ yeah illyrians don't have pointed ears. But honestly I understand the confusion with how often rhysand is said to have pointed ears. I do wonder if his are slightly less pointed then most due to being half but who knows.

[@miaknight2818]

OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE WINGS LMAO

[@SawyerCarucci]

That’s… I didn’t realize that’s how le cookie rhino meant it…

[@LadyAmelthea]

The only reason I started this series was because your first video came up randomly on my feed. I am FULLY invested in reading each book and then watching your animated recap. Bless you for this beautiful work of art.... And also BOOK FIVE FOR NESTA BADASSERY!? NOOOOOOOOOO

[@bananamuffin8743]

the fact that Velaris is literally tax exempt is absolutely hilarious and I feel like its not talked about enough 💀

[@infinikki]

Rhys did say they pay taxes, he just doesn’t collect a Tithe from the citizens

[@saraimartinez6599]

Velaris is Andorra and nobody is gonna take that out of my mind.

[@alyssarh]

Cassian's motto being "fuck around and find out" is so accurate 😂

[@ZoziBlack15]

I need you to do these videos forever now. They are absolute perfection. Completely. Fully. 100%. If you run out of books to review, I will personally write more just so you can keep going.

[@Tunality]

4:39 “The avatar of all Four elements…and also the 3 times of day for some reason” 🤣loved this bit in part one and glad it came back in this video

[@Ino_Leucotea]

The reaction to Rhys apprearing is a very accurate to every female reader i think

[@parkerjohn188]

Male readers too, we promise we were kicking our feet too

[@Ino_Leucotea]

@@parkerjohn188 It's great to hear that male readers also enjoy this series!!

[@yes_hi_there]

I literally clapped and cheered lmao

[@tiarwa581]

imma cis dude and oh i was absolutely thrilled once he showed up. i couldnt fucking stand Tamlin’s chicanery

[@projecte-niko8655]

7:54: "And so Feyre is brought to the city of Velaris" *Shows a picture of Budapest as background* *proceeds to burst into a laughing fit*

[@MoxieMixie]

LMAO I love that you pointed out Lucien's failure to read the fuckin ROOM. WHY ARE THESE SO GOOD. DID I SEE FOURTH WING IN THE FUTURE?????

[@ducklingscap897]

That would be amazing. ACOTAR is entertaining trash but fourth wing is straight up horrible trash lol The series would be so entertaining. The protagonist is a complete Mary Sue way more than Feyre is and 90% of the plot is clearly copied. ... which means you would probably need 4 videos just take show from where exactly what was copied. Dragon School, Eragon, Red Queen, Game of Thrones, Divergent and ACOTAR are very obvious but if you do some digging you find so many more things she copied. Like some sentences were literally copied word for word from The Hunger Games and Harry Potter. I can't wait to see a whole map of all the lot she copied from other books.

[@yasmeennour47]

Ayyyyyy that would be amazing

[@MoxieMixie]

@@ducklingscap897 I do not tolerate FW slander around here ma'am

[@loki_doki-my5hs]

@@ducklingscap897 Cringe dialogue and copied plot points aside, it was still fricking entertaining despite all that so honestly I can't wait to see that summary

[@ihave7up-channel]

"And for some reason, Cassian can NOT keep his eyes off of Nestaaaahhhh" has been bouncing off the inside of my brain for the past two weeks, help.

[@angymilicorgar8734]

4:30 SHE'S THE AVATAR

[@Topo_Mouse]

Omg you should have talked about how feyra finds out Rhys is her mate, and she straight up heals him and proverbially drop kicks him in front of the house and skips off to a cabin for some alone time.

[@ternovnik257]

don't forget the excruciatingly long sex scene that arises when he finds her. i could not go on to the third book after wading through that...stuff. WHY DO YOU NEED LIKE 15 PAGES DESCRIBING HOW THEY BANG SARAH CUT TO SOME FREAKING CURTAINS LADY

[@ezra-jacksimas9613]

Part two is here and I am THRIVING on the endless sarcasm and unbridled bullying of Teletubbie

[@hannahstewart5337]

This was highly entertaining. I will likely never read these books but I will certainly come back for another one of your chaotic summaries

[@melissasemegran9733]

“That was really FUCKED up of Tramp Stamp to do!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@emellis3731]

That one was my favorite, too 😂

[@MatthewSmith-lt8rh]

Tomato Tambourine Toilet Tea Kettle Tostito Tangerine Teletubby Tinkerbell Taco Bell Tyrannosaurus Pecks Surf n’ Turf Tackito Tom Jones Love the continuity hun

[@BazKrekerandJuliettesGoldenBoy]

you forgot tramp stamp

[@justconfusedstratusstudent5061]

thank you

[@DoubleABatteries13]

You’re awesome.

[@jezstyles2233]

Thank you SO much for this 🤣❤

[@Krissy_888]

For anyone wondering, that city in the background at 7:56-9:33 is Budapest, Hungary.

[@bug5826]

i swear i've watched this video and the acotar one like at least 50 times now and i really admire your commitment to not calling tableware his actual name

[@BarbaraKeszthelyi]

Using a picture of Budapest (my hometown) to depict the "most beautiful place in the world" is just feel right and made my heart melt. 😊❤

[@OArdnaxela]

And the VIII. district is the Court of Nightmares 😂

[@BarbaraKeszthelyi]

@@OArdnaxela😂 so true

[@rosebloodwater13]

The unhinged energy is what I'm here for and my inner goblin brain is like a kid running with scissors. ✂️

[@kaystert]

i absolutely love that out of the six queens the one you chose to have die was the only wife of henry the 8th to survive 😭

[@kcricket39]

Who was arguably the most feminist of the 6.

[@einschneiderchen]

i was WHEEZING when you put matpat in there LIKE THIS IS NOT WHERE I WOULD EXPECT TO SEE MATPAT AGAIN

[@grandmasterofdemoniccock]

The Suriel do be lore dropping tho 😭 when bro died I was brought to my knees

[@meaypie11]

The exposition fairy, nonetheless

[@gregoryvn3]

"It's time for LOOORRRE!"

[@callaw1068]

i lovee love love the *nsync as the high lords moment😭 it made me laugh so so hard for no reason but hey, *nsync girly for life

[@makenzycottrell]

“SHE IS VOLTRON” I’m CACKLING lmao Voltron mentioned let’s goooo

[@darkacademiabutnotreally]

FRRRR

[@zorapianist]

I did not expect a SIX: the musical reference, but i'm here for it

[@the--warrior]

I'm truly truly dying for you to animate the rest of the book series!!!!! 🫠🫠🫠

[@coleslav99]

The perfect cast for Suriel doesn't exi- Gurl, the way I WHEEZED there

[@Sam-ur5wn]

Right!! I was So not expecting matpat with a cloak to be playing the Suriel.

[@aubreezily13]

"I'm not glad you asked, TIME FOR THE LORE-" Every time Sarah dumps a bunch of "tell, don't show" exposition in the middle of the book for NO GOOD REASON. 😭 I can just feel my eyes roll into the back of my head every single time.

[@cookiescuentosandquejas5639]

you mean like the THIRTEEN pages of explaining the 50 year old mask curse by Alice?? she does have a tendency to infodump lore, doesn't she?

[@aubreezily13]

​@cookiescuentosandquejas5639 EXACTLY. Which sucks because between her cramming a bunch of plot in the end of the book and info dumping in the middle, the pacing just feels so off for me.

[@cookiescuentosandquejas5639]

@@aubreezily13 Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@chall5791]

She’s the queen of too much info at the wrong time 😫 Feyre has a whole backstory time in the middle of conversations and then they have dinner parties where they just info dump forEVER and I’m like … this would be a terrible time. Someone learn to summarize. Please

[@JenTCC]

Where’s book 3 😭 please I need it 🩷🩷🩷😭😭 love your work xx

[@summer_winds064]

The ✨✨✨Bad Bitchification✨✨✨ is gonna be my new morning manifestation for the day (that, and having these wildly biased summaries for the rest of the series isn’t a want, it’s a NEED - I. FREAKIN. LOVE IT.)

[@Victoria-_]

SAME 😂

[@idamagnusdotterganeteg7497]

When a 20 minute youtube video is much better and more well explained than the 24 hour book. Thank you

[@britnirose-]

I have no idea how or why the first one popped up on my feed, but I'm SO glad it did, my lord. These were phenomenal. I had never intended to read the series but was always kinda curious. This serves my needs flawlessly.

[@alfalfarabbits9981]

Glorious. Also, love how Ianthe was completely absent from the summary 😂

[@blanket4763]

She literally doesn't matter outside this book so it's fine. Her only point was to cause just another SA in this series

[@alfalfarabbits9981]

Oh yeah no she's completely irrelevant (although it was still satisfying when Feyre had her butcher her own hand at the beginning of acowar, and stole her spotlight at I think it was calanmai or some other ceremony) to the plot (the irony considering how she thinks she's all that 😂)

[@AaliyaArmour]

Every variation of Tampon's name makes me laugh so fucking hard!!!

[@Miss_Myth]

I think Surf & Turf is my new favorite! 😂😂😂

[@evelynsobel9373]

Excuse you it’s not Tamlin, it’s Tatterdemalion. Get it together 😤

[@AaliyaArmour]

@@evelynsobel9373 apologies. I will fix this error right away

[@Chocolover5652]

Taquito and tramp stamp

[@heybarbaraq]

TACO BELL

[@paigekempker8581]

Omfgggg these are SO FUNNY!! Pls finish the series 😭😭 we’re all BEGGING

[@cervidslayer]

You made Azriels wings bigger lmao

[@aminarashid2187]

if you know you know *wink wink* hehe

[@cervidslayer]

@@aminarashid2187 😉

[@ETacoDog-kl1fk]

I had to rewatch for that alone. It’s the little things that matter at this point

[@Aardydarling]

Never read what does this mean

[@angelawintering6201]

Also I should’ve said this before but the cut to the yelling in the recording room about book five KILLED me😂😂😂

[@Carlectric]

I love these videos sooo much. I'm reading through the series and the moment I finished 1 and 2 I came here to watch your videos lol. I hope you keep making them!

[@chelsea8085]

THE MATPAT FAIRY P L E A S E 😂😂😂😂 I made it halfway through ACOTAR before my brain melted out of my ears so thanks for the continued play by play, you're a real one

[@Navrex07]

My Boyfriend and I were literally counting the days for this - we loved your previous summary so much and quote it all the time!

[@seekingheart-x6f]

You've absolutely convinced me to pick back up this series. Stopping back where I left off. I'm not starting over.

[@Mvivaldi1]

MORE! The fact that you refuse to call Tamlin by his name is comedy gold!!! Tampon, Timmy Turner, and taquito are my fave 😂

[@kaitlynstokes2668]

I'm personally a fan of toilet just because it encompasses everything about him. But tampon and taquito are also fantastic

[@Anne-SophieLWelle]

OMG FOURTH WING VIDEO COMING SOON????!?!?!?!? screaming, crying, throwing up

[@hfioklbz3qp]

IKR I will eat that shit up. I CAN'T WAIT

[@abbyhollinshead2014]

YES PLEASEEEEE YES

[@Makayla-h8s]

OMG YESSSSSS

[@dmb1875]

Please I am begging you continue this, I need to know what happens next soo bad but i have absolutely 0 intention to read the books

[@carolinepisk]

1:17 “EH gonna stop you right there, there’s a sexism afoot!” I physically cannot express how important these videos are to me

[@fruity4820]

So glad I watched book video essays about this series instead of reading it, if I had to suffer through the hundreds of pages of book 1 only to be told "remember that perfect love-intrest boy we built up for an entire book? the one she said she will love forever? So scrap that, MC's love interest is pretty goth prince now"... I would have been livid

[@arehm.707]

at least Feyre's mary sue-ification is still crippled by the second hand embarrassment of how many times she pisses herself in both this book and the previous one lol

[@midnightsan9917]

Fairly certain those watery bowels weren't piss. She shat herself like six times in the first book alone.

[@SailorSaiyan9000]

She’s also an IBS baddie

[@midnightsan9917]

@@SailorSaiyan9000 for real she needs to get that sh1t checked out

[@lovely_lilac3020]

Mat pat being the “lore drop fairy” is just- 🤣 Had me ugly laughing over here I love it 😂

[@timeea.i19]

Read Acotar and i'm still addicted to seeing you do more of those. It's so good, you're so funny I'm laughing so hard !!

[@tigerlily1118]

"I'M EVVVVERY HIGH LORD!" 🤣 And now that and the song are stuck in my head 💀

[@michaelburke8416]

Love how “4Wing” was on the recording schedule lol

[@Kittenquest]

Patiently waiting for all the other books animated summaries, because you are phenomenal at these, and I've rewatched them 10+ times.

[@HaleyZok]

This whole book literally had me kicking my feet and giggling because of Rhysand. The second he was introduced in the first book I prayed something would happen between him and Feyre and called it that he's her mate and let me tell you I was not disappointed.

[@ruchira2375]

This makes the books sound so much more fun and interesting than they actually are tbh 😭😭

[@stasyfrey]

I love your videos so much, they make me so happy, I come back to them very often to lift my spirits. Thank you!

[@carlee8994]

"I have to wait until book five for Nesta's book?!?!?" I FEEL you. I do have good news though- book four is technically a novella sort f. It's very short. And Nesta's book is SO worth it.

[@Belole]

11:50 having mat pat be the lore drop fairy warms my little internet infested heart

[@Anne.melodies]

I fully relate

[@stephatiowa29]

I came to the comments after I saw mat Pat. I literally cackled

[@anyashwan246]

Oh my lord this is so good please make the rest of the series