tomato, tambourine, toilet, tea kettle, tostito, tangerine, tele tubbi, tramp stamp, tinker bell, taco bell, tyrannosaurus pecs, and tom jones this is pure art.
@Phoenix-fk7we5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the list i was looking for that comment 😅
@vmp8r34 ай бұрын
you forgot Surf n' Turf and Takito
@vmp8r33 ай бұрын
@alisakoshman846 good catch, i can't believe I missed my favorite one. Haha.
@melissadenomy6816Ай бұрын
Taquito
@Kat_K1112 күн бұрын
Teletubby
@joypink55995 ай бұрын
Her: “Tamlin” Me: “Holy crap she said his name” Her: “Tambourine” Me: “There it is”
@ur_.stwrlight5 ай бұрын
Then toilet
@romypotash71143 ай бұрын
~haven't read the books, I'm in this stage I use KZbin summarize as a substitute for reading~ Every time she said Tamlin I'm like "she said tamlin ? Like in that one fairytale where a fairy dude impregnated a girl because she didn't have a green ribbon? I will listen to the name next time" Next time "dorito"
@andrearizaleta2 ай бұрын
@@romypotash7114 trampstamp is my favorite. But she calls him Tamlin the first time
@KatieBleu-jo7jq4 ай бұрын
“And this random redhead points at her and says she is my mate… bro what the fuck. Read the room 😭😭”
@maryhales459528 күн бұрын
Exactly how I felt too 😂😂 I love Lucien and I understand the shock but like...take a breath, dude 😂
@kogababe5 ай бұрын
Sarah Maas: This is a rare thing Books: Nothing is rare.
@Amy_the_Lizard5 ай бұрын
To be fair, mates being treated as super duper rare in this setting threw me for a loop because it was depicted as something all Fey and some members of other species have (but are sometimes too stupid to notice) have in "Throne of Glass" where the concept is otherwise exactly the same. Since in that series only one member of the pair is required to be Fey/demi-Fey (the Fey in that series don't have any sort of "no interacting with humans or other species" policy, so there's a lot of hybrids wandering around) and the other can be a human, witch (which are also a species in that one,) shape-shifter (another species,) god, demon-thing I forgot the name of, or another Fey/demi-Fey, I just assumed that what's PROBABLY happening in "Court of Thorns and Roses" is that a lot of Fey probably have human mates and just don't know about because they don't interact with humans and aren't psychic like Rhys. This is strictly my theory based on the other series, and has not been confirmed as of the end of book four, and I cannot be convinced to read more of the series because I am sex-repulsed, volumes 1-4 melted my brain even though I skim-read and skipped pages through the worst of it, and only forced myself through it because I was invested in finding out what happened with the kingdom of Hyper-Burn (or whatever it's called) and did actually like a lot of the supporting cast...
@BroKenYaKnow5 ай бұрын
@@Amy_the_Lizard I too am sex repulsed and only through sheer force of will because I Hate not finishing a series was I able to finish it. The 12 page sex scene nearly killed me. Getting to it i thought "well let me just skip a few pages- nope, okay a few more" rinse and repeat like 6 times. And like the biting, why is there SO MUCH sexually charged biting?!?!
@kogababe5 ай бұрын
@@Amy_the_Lizard Dunno why someone repulsed by sex would want to read these books, no offence to you in that regard, but it seems like Maas writes many sections with one hand. There were parts of the 5th book where I skimmed forward in shocked disbelief of "They're fucking again??? don't they have a war to prep for???" There's WAY better fantasy books out there to read than these that aren't so sex-filled (and better plot/writing). Check out T. Kingfisher's books, Rebecca Ross, Naomi Novik, Holly Black, and Angela Slatter
@Amy_the_Lizard5 ай бұрын
@kogababe You see, I made the mistake of reading it when it first came out, because the premise intrigued me, and I was already reading "Throne of Glass," (which hadn't yet reached its current level of horny yet - though even at the current level it can't beat its younger sibling) and figured I might as well give it a shot too...unfortunately for me, volume 1 was significantly tamer than the rest of the series, and since volume 2 didn't exist yet, none of the reviews tipped me off for the smut-fest it would eventually turn into...
@nerdgirl89785 ай бұрын
@@Amy_the_Lizard Yes, I also think it's still rear with mates. Rhys happen to meet Feyra after 500 years, we just accidentally happen to be there as a reader when it happens. Also, maybe you already know, but Throne of glass, A court of thorns and roses and crescent city are all in the same multiverse. In crescent city there is even some characters traveling in to the world of ACOTAR after ACOSF has ended, ...and in the last throne of glass book, the main character falls through worlds and sees both crescent city and Feyra and Rhys from book 5. ;)
@yjckizle5 ай бұрын
"Hello, Feyre darling." THIS SCREAM I SCREAMED 😭
@jayysomers97885 ай бұрын
You spelt SCRUMPT wrong 😂
@YankeeCountess5 ай бұрын
THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT!
@yjckizle5 ай бұрын
@@jayysomers9788 😭😭
@doe40035 ай бұрын
I have immense sentimentality for Rhysand and Feyre's relationship but holy SHIT that basic animation on the anime face of Rhysand combined with the voice made me r e c o i l
@MayhemsMother235 ай бұрын
Kicking my leettle feetsies
@kimmeeb4 ай бұрын
Why am I JUST NOW realizing that if ACOTAR was a Beauty and the Beast retelling, then ACOMAF is a Hades/Persephone retelling. Bride of spring, kidnapping by a dark ruler, a kingdom of darkness, even the whole spending time in the dark kingdom bit. It’s all RIGHT THERE
@dezs.52024 ай бұрын
I picked up on beauty and the beast immediately, but it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the Hades/Persephone reference
@MegumiFushiguro-rf9gb3 ай бұрын
Wooaah true that
@maja.z.pszczola2 ай бұрын
Actually, even though the two are really similar, you can also make the case that the first one is based on Eros and Psyche, especially with the later part of one woman forcing another to go through trials to prove herself and win back her loved one.
@shannonleeann56432 ай бұрын
Wait…. Holy shit
@3vaniamaria2 ай бұрын
And the general premise is a retelling of the Tam Lin myth, I think
@yjckizle5 ай бұрын
I love ur refusal to call tamlin his name 😭
@chiimotosuwa21485 ай бұрын
teletubbies 😂
@HazelTheCat2765 ай бұрын
*tampon
@DNIC12125 ай бұрын
You mean TaMpOn?
@evelynsobel93735 ай бұрын
Televangelism
@Heroann5 ай бұрын
Tom Johns
@georgiashiu62165 ай бұрын
Feyre is truly OP asf when she overcame her crippling PTSD, became literate, and maintained the infinity gauntlet of powers. She is truly “once I get over the chemical imbalance in my brain ITS OVER FOR U ALL”
@esverker70185 ай бұрын
Yeah it really gives “PTSD for plot convenience” so “Hot Man Fixes You” trope vibes
@annagouchowska46335 ай бұрын
And then there is Amren. And Nesta.
@KJH775 ай бұрын
she needs to be nerfed in the next update. she’s too op
@Toeslurper5845 ай бұрын
@@KJH77 LMAOAOOA
@Eli-qb2sw5 ай бұрын
@@esverker7018 how in the nine fking hells is that a trope?
@aliza71953 ай бұрын
The THIRD one. Give us the a summary of the third book. Please, O Cookie Rhino. You're the greatest Cookie Rhino ever.
@terralynn88872 ай бұрын
Same, give us the dang 3rd one, we are invested
@adrianapalma6619Ай бұрын
Pleaseeeeeee
@user-cb8nk7wm2zАй бұрын
pls
@cherrokeelafey403Ай бұрын
Pleaseeeeee
@maryhales4595Ай бұрын
PLEASE, WE NEED BOOK 3
@Brownie9285 ай бұрын
Not including Feyre throwing her shoe and hitting Rhys is criminal😭😭
@reyes.y10665 ай бұрын
couldn’t agree more
@adrienehadlich18055 ай бұрын
YES!!!
@joanarodrigues1455 ай бұрын
OMG I was waiting for it!!!!! 😂
@pandabear81063 ай бұрын
MULTIPLE TIMESSS
@infinikki2 ай бұрын
And him TELLING MOR ALL ABOUT IT 😂😂😂
@dthebwyrm5 ай бұрын
SHIT, THE MATPAT-SURIEL CAUGHT ME OF GUARD
@leadingstrangeness5 ай бұрын
I could practically hear his stock imagine screaming 'LOOOOORRREEE' 😂
@Jaxxolotle5 ай бұрын
The way I cackled out loud when the Matpat-suriel popped up
@inkandcaffeine5 ай бұрын
i laughed OUT LOUD
@mj-tz3fh5 ай бұрын
I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW HIM so sad he quit I loved that dude 😭😡
@3ros_animations5 ай бұрын
CRYING WITH LAUGHTER 🤣🤣
@Margaux20112 ай бұрын
No no no no, this is important- Lucian didnt even wait for Elaine to GET UP OFF THE FLOOR from where the cauldron hawk tuah'd her out before yelling across the blood and magic universe water "YoUrE mY mAtE!!"
@ghosty_bell2 ай бұрын
THIS COMMENT MURDERED ME NOT THE HAWK TUAH
@artakhas3005Ай бұрын
Poor Lucian. He was flippin.
@Isabunny0305 ай бұрын
"I"M EVERYYYYY HIGH LORED THERE ALL IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" *Shimmies*
@evelyn63465 ай бұрын
Same
@seaopalthemeren5 ай бұрын
yes
@rebeccamcmullen62115 ай бұрын
Sooo perfect lol
@moni-w9o5 ай бұрын
I’ve been singing this to myself for the past two days pffft
@KeilaAnn36105 ай бұрын
Been singing this in my head for days now
@DepressedSunshine5 ай бұрын
I FUCKING LOVE how Rhysand waited YEARS to tell Feyre that shes his mate while this man…..this FUCKING MAN JUST STRAIGHT UP GOES “shes my mate. That one over there, yea, i want her. Shes mine”……MY MAN HASNT EVEN KNOWN HER FOR TWO SECONDS…i fucking love Lucien
@Svenhonk5 ай бұрын
Thank God the author learned from Stephenie Meyer's mistake and didn't make another Jacob out of Rhys 💀
@DepressedSunshine5 ай бұрын
@@Svenhonk truly, i wouldve honestly dropped the book right then and there if that happened
@sapphh85 ай бұрын
he tells her in ACOMAF so its onlyy been 4ish months since he felt the snap, but I also adore Lucien 😭😭
@DepressedSunshine5 ай бұрын
@@sapphh8 eh, he kinda had a hunch she was his mate before she was even born soo…thats twenty years plus four months
@typicaltransboi62975 ай бұрын
The best boy. I love him. If Tam had taken me, the plan wouldn't have worked, because I would have fallen for the hot sarcastic fox boy.
@Dragon-nc7yxАй бұрын
I actually love the fact that she got so much PTSD. In so many books, characters go Through extremely traumatic things and instead of them actually being affected by it, it is just completely skipped or fixed with a simple «i’M HerE fOr YoU»
@K_i_t_t_y845 ай бұрын
Oh. My. GOD. You know who's not excited for this?! *TAMPON* 😂😂😂
@wibblywooble5 ай бұрын
sir trampolin
@dthebwyrm5 ай бұрын
tis his name from now
@mj-tz3fh5 ай бұрын
I loved Timmy turner
@jamesjarrold31005 ай бұрын
FR
@daisyqueen20215 ай бұрын
🤣☠️⚰️🪦😂
@stellacesconetto32834 ай бұрын
Tamlin for the entire book: there is no war in ba sing sei
@myriamdhaiti29352 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@starlinghawks71302 ай бұрын
More. Immediately more of these. I have never read the books, and have absolutely NO desire to, but with this, I am wildly entertained, and I get the idea of the plot in under half an hour. I love you. Have some hugs 💕
@meaypie1121 күн бұрын
Same here - I've had someone try numerous times to talk me into it, and I refuse, but this is now my favorite opportunity to find out what the hype is about without going so far as reading them. 😂
@jessicam367613 күн бұрын
I read the 1st and felt so, utterly, alone in my opinion of HOW CRAZY this girl was but I found the video - and I felt seen. So I read #2. And I am asking the Cauldron for more videos to finish the series…. Pl-PL-Please 🍪🦏
@ToxicBerry23415 ай бұрын
You forgot how much of a baddie Nesta was when she went into the cauldron, pointing at the king of Hybern like the absolute menace she is.
@casualmanticore27585 ай бұрын
I never read the book series but I just imagine Nesta sinking into that cauldron, middle fingers raised
@ToxicBerry23415 ай бұрын
@@casualmanticore2758 unfortunately no, but that would be badass
@samanthakennedy1215 ай бұрын
@@casualmanticore2758 I'm honestly shocked that she didn't "throw a vulgar gesture" as she got tossed in.
@TheEmmaHouli5 ай бұрын
I imagine her as like the pointing monkey in Family Guy
@clarah.96813 ай бұрын
@@ToxicBerry2341don’t crush our dreams
@addielol275 ай бұрын
I beggggin thy F**KING PARDON?!? -Nesta ❤
@kiaragajo23455 ай бұрын
"No dick is that good" 😭
@throne_glass19425 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jennicahogg63205 ай бұрын
Motion to have this soundbite added to the actual audiobook! 👩⚖
@karaletton63084 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at this 😂
@DaneilOreo3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂👏👏🤣🤣🤣
@haleyanderson74554 ай бұрын
This whole book literally had me kicking my feet and giggling because of Rhysand. The second he was introduced in the first book I prayed something would happen between him and Feyre and called it that he's her mate and let me tell you I was not disappointed.
@detective26565 ай бұрын
Actually delighted to see a main character switch love interests. Im still not reading these travesties, but its good to see the author go "yeah he sucked lemme give her something better"
@shivangiroychowdhury39305 ай бұрын
Yeah save yourself some time and braincells and dont read these. I did. And I regret every minute of it.
@Lalaland666-k3x5 ай бұрын
Hahahhahahahahha!!!!!😂😂😂 RHYSAND is a better love interest? The guy who put in a skimpy dress, got her drunk, made her sit on other people’s laps, broke her arm, shoved his tongue down her throat, kept the fact that her pregnancy would kill her, treated her horribly, and you say he’s a better love interest? Lemme guess, you like him because of his cheek bones don’t you? Oh, and did I forget that he got hard when he thought of his own CHILd?!?!?!?
@Lalaland666-k3x5 ай бұрын
Oh you did not just delete my original comment
@shivangiroychowdhury39305 ай бұрын
@@Lalaland666-k3x I totally agree. I never liked Rhysand. He's everything you said and waay too hoity toity. Cassian and Azriel are a lot better I feel. But just a question... when did Rhysand break her arm though? I mean I raced through so many boring parts of the book I might have missed it
@Lalaland666-k3x5 ай бұрын
@@shivangiroychowdhury3930 I can’t remember which chapter because I haven’t read the books but people who’ve read the books say he broke her arm
@daughterofares102395 ай бұрын
I kinda love that we gave Tampex the David Bowie Labyrinth bulge when we all know he's got no wingspan
@Dkg2605 ай бұрын
Real
@Krystinelle5 ай бұрын
I understood that reference
@autumndavies8353 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@LostGirLwanders3 ай бұрын
@@Krystinelle I understood THAT reference
@Ren-uc3dd2 ай бұрын
The eagerness to watch this animated summary pushed me to finish this book as fast as possible and it was so worth it.
@SeriouslyWhoDidThis5 ай бұрын
MatPat as the exposition fairy is KILLING ME
@Fishyness185 ай бұрын
That gave me a good laugh too!
@questioning32545 ай бұрын
I LIVE FOR IT
@just_bebo05274 ай бұрын
I can never imagine a Suriel properly again. It will now forever be MatPat
@just_eve74512 күн бұрын
The way I laughed my ass off-
@melissasemegran97335 ай бұрын
“That was really FUCKED up of Tramp Stamp to do!” 🤣🤣🤣
@emellis373125 минут бұрын
That one was my favorite, too 😂
@geekasauruswreks8789Ай бұрын
Amren is an Old Testament angel. SJM said it in an interview. I didn't see anyone else comment this so I thought I would for people that want to know.
@TheLionPear5 ай бұрын
“Feyre’s Mary Sue meter is off the charts”. Pretty much a solid description of the entire series 😂
@freya15485 ай бұрын
You haven’t read Throne of Glass have you? I love both series but both main characters have may sue syndrome BAD.
@TheLionPear5 ай бұрын
@@freya1548 I’ve read the first and only because a close family member said it’s her favorite book because the last time I tried I couldn’t get past Miss “look at me, I’m such an amazing assassin. Everyone is dumb cause I could get out of here so easy”. *proceeds to never SHOW any actual skill*
@MH-ve8fj5 ай бұрын
@@TheLionPear Exactly! She literally took candy from a stranger 😒 Everyone keeps telling me its amazing after the third book but seems like a lot of time to invest in what so far seems to be a very predictable and bland story. Anyone think the pay off is worth it?
@TheLionPear5 ай бұрын
@@MH-ve8fj I did end up getting very invested in the characters. If there's one (and probably only one) thing that Maas does well, it's characters. So if you read a lot anyway and this isn't, like, your one book a year, then sure, it's worth burning through the series in a week for the serotonins. If this is the only series you're going to read this year. . . probably move on.
@MH-ve8fj5 ай бұрын
@@TheLionPear I do read a lot and went through all of the acotar series in a week lol Maybe on my next slump I will try again. I do agree about Maas on her characters. She is able to write very strong, individual personalities to make up for flimsy world building and plot. Who wouldn't want a friend like Mor? 😄
@empressdad5 ай бұрын
your honor, she’s the avatar
@empressdad4 ай бұрын
HOLD UP HOW MANY LIKES?!
@tundetihanyi3161Ай бұрын
I'm crying, the picture for the utopia city at 8:00 is freaking Budapest, Hungary... oh boy. Actually living here and I wish it be like that XD
@sudden319Ай бұрын
Lmao😂😂😂
@laurahimesekai25 күн бұрын
i also recogniced suddenly 😂
@bananamuffin87435 ай бұрын
the fact that Velaris is literally tax exempt is absolutely hilarious and I feel like its not talked about enough 💀
@infinikki2 ай бұрын
Rhys did say they pay taxes, he just doesn’t collect a Tithe from the citizens
@saraimartinez6599Ай бұрын
Velaris is Andorra and nobody is gonna take that out of my mind.
@joannadzenowski62142 ай бұрын
Lucien really just straight up trying to keep everything together,including himself. Poor man
@JannieJubilee5 ай бұрын
"So this display of common human decency is a major turn-on" - same! 😂
@megscabinetofcurios5 ай бұрын
Not Azriel looking permanently sad 😭 With the bigger wings too, spot on portrayal 🤌🏻😂
@_LunaTheBlackCat_5 ай бұрын
The only fault is that he and cassian have the pointy ears which i believe they don't actually have lol
@sakamakikasumi5 ай бұрын
Oh, for the Wither's collection nooooo the wiiiiings xD
@midnightsan99174 ай бұрын
@@_LunaTheBlackCat_ yeah illyrians don't have pointed ears. But honestly I understand the confusion with how often rhysand is said to have pointed ears. I do wonder if his are slightly less pointed then most due to being half but who knows.
@miaknight2818Ай бұрын
OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE WINGS LMAO
@SawyerCarucci17 күн бұрын
That’s… I didn’t realize that’s how le cookie rhino meant it…
@ButiLao4412 күн бұрын
Did I just read the entire third book, all the while being excited to be able to watch another of these videos, just to come here and see that you diD NOT CONTINUE THEM?? I'm _beggin_ thine _fuggin pardon Madam???_
@katerogers81955 ай бұрын
The MatPat jumpscare is my fav
@iconitoblubberry5 ай бұрын
omg same its the best
@Lookie.Lucky.5 ай бұрын
That was the perfect place to put Matpat. Anything to do with lore he was there!
@mehersharma71235 ай бұрын
LOOORRRREEEEE
@wintrysnowflake33855 ай бұрын
I love how this summary is more unhinged compared to the previous one, girlie is now stewed in the craziness and she ain't leaving anytime soon 😂
@ruchira23753 ай бұрын
This makes the books sound so much more fun and interesting than they actually are tbh 😭😭
@alyssarh5 ай бұрын
Cassian's motto being "fuck around and find out" is so accurate 😂
@alexkennedy99635 ай бұрын
I love the progressively more chaotic replacements for Tuberculosis’s name
@Nockgun3 ай бұрын
i thought its tazania
@emmystutzke29543 ай бұрын
I need more!!!! My boyfriend refuses to read the books and I managed that he watches your summary videos so we could talk about the books😂 please do the rest I need them!!!
@Ino_Leucotea5 ай бұрын
The reaction to Rhys apprearing is a very accurate to every female reader i think
@parkerjohn1885 ай бұрын
Male readers too, we promise we were kicking our feet too
@Ino_Leucotea5 ай бұрын
@@parkerjohn188 It's great to hear that male readers also enjoy this series!!
@yes_hi_there5 ай бұрын
I literally clapped and cheered lmao
@tiarwa5815 ай бұрын
imma cis dude and oh i was absolutely thrilled once he showed up. i couldnt fucking stand Tamlin’s chicanery
@dragonsgamingcorner16455 ай бұрын
I rewatch the other one almost daily, and squeeled so loud to see this one! Good thing no one but my cat could hear me
@Phoenix-fk7we5 ай бұрын
OMG Same!
@__jules5 ай бұрын
sammeeee!! i just saw this and im so excited to watch it!!
@lesegomaseko56355 ай бұрын
Same!!😂
@JessicaAlvarezjeseekuhluvАй бұрын
The metaphor of Rhys and the cities hit me like a ton of bricks after you pointed it out. I devoured this book that I had no time to think. 😮😮😮
@Moviez015 ай бұрын
I love how Tamlin's name gets more and more chaotic the longer this video goes on
@MatthewSmith-lt8rh5 ай бұрын
Tomato Tambourine Toilet Tea Kettle Tostito Tangerine Teletubby Tinkerbell Taco Bell Tyrannosaurus Pecks Surf n’ Turf Tackito Tom Jones Love the continuity hun
@BazKrekerandJuliettesGoldenBoy5 ай бұрын
you forgot tramp stamp
@justconfusedstratusstudent50615 ай бұрын
thank you
@DoubleABatteries134 ай бұрын
You’re awesome.
@lindseyz62133 ай бұрын
I’m begging you, please keep doing these
@Tunality5 ай бұрын
4:39 “The avatar of all Four elements…and also the 3 times of day for some reason” 🤣loved this bit in part one and glad it came back in this video
@MoxieMixie5 ай бұрын
LMAO I love that you pointed out Lucien's failure to read the fuckin ROOM. WHY ARE THESE SO GOOD. DID I SEE FOURTH WING IN THE FUTURE?????
@ducklingscap8975 ай бұрын
That would be amazing. ACOTAR is entertaining trash but fourth wing is straight up horrible trash lol The series would be so entertaining. The protagonist is a complete Mary Sue way more than Feyre is and 90% of the plot is clearly copied. ... which means you would probably need 4 videos just take show from where exactly what was copied. Dragon School, Eragon, Red Queen, Game of Thrones, Divergent and ACOTAR are very obvious but if you do some digging you find so many more things she copied. Like some sentences were literally copied word for word from The Hunger Games and Harry Potter. I can't wait to see a whole map of all the lot she copied from other books.
@yasmeennour475 ай бұрын
Ayyyyyy that would be amazing
@MoxieMixie5 ай бұрын
@@ducklingscap897 I do not tolerate FW slander around here ma'am
@loki_doki-my5hs5 ай бұрын
@@ducklingscap897 Cringe dialogue and copied plot points aside, it was still fricking entertaining despite all that so honestly I can't wait to see that summary
@paigekempker85812 ай бұрын
Omfgggg these are SO FUNNY!! Pls finish the series 😭😭 we’re all BEGGING
@auburn10225 ай бұрын
Omg you should have talked about how feyra finds out Rhys is her mate, and she straight up heals him and proverbially drop kicks him in front of the house and skips off to a cabin for some alone time.
@ternovnik2575 ай бұрын
don't forget the excruciatingly long sex scene that arises when he finds her. i could not go on to the third book after wading through that...stuff. WHY DO YOU NEED LIKE 15 PAGES DESCRIBING HOW THEY BANG SARAH CUT TO SOME FREAKING CURTAINS LADY
@aubreezily135 ай бұрын
"I'm not glad you asked, TIME FOR THE LORE-" Every time Sarah dumps a bunch of "tell, don't show" exposition in the middle of the book for NO GOOD REASON. 😭 I can just feel my eyes roll into the back of my head every single time.
@cookiescuentosandquejas56395 ай бұрын
you mean like the THIRTEEN pages of explaining the 50 year old mask curse by Alice?? she does have a tendency to infodump lore, doesn't she?
@aubreezily135 ай бұрын
@cookiescuentosandquejas5639 EXACTLY. Which sucks because between her cramming a bunch of plot in the end of the book and info dumping in the middle, the pacing just feels so off for me.
@cookiescuentosandquejas56395 ай бұрын
@@aubreezily13 Couldn't have said it better myself.
@chall57914 ай бұрын
She’s the queen of too much info at the wrong time 😫 Feyre has a whole backstory time in the middle of conversations and then they have dinner parties where they just info dump forEVER and I’m like … this would be a terrible time. Someone learn to summarize. Please
@ishmehjj71044 ай бұрын
we need MORE OF THIS SERIES PERIOD.
@ihave7up-channel4 ай бұрын
"And for some reason, Cassian can NOT keep his eyes off of Nestaaaahhhh" has been bouncing off the inside of my brain for the past two weeks, help.
@makenzycottrell5 ай бұрын
“SHE IS VOLTRON” I’m CACKLING lmao Voltron mentioned let’s goooo
@darkacademiabutnotreally4 ай бұрын
FRRRR
@maryjanescott518314 күн бұрын
I need the whole series like this! It's purely amazing
@cervidslayer5 ай бұрын
You made Azriels wings bigger lmao
@aminarashid21875 ай бұрын
if you know you know *wink wink* hehe
@cervidslayer5 ай бұрын
@@aminarashid2187 😉
@ETacoDog-kl1fk5 ай бұрын
I had to rewatch for that alone. It’s the little things that matter at this point
@ezra-jacksimas96135 ай бұрын
Part two is here and I am THRIVING on the endless sarcasm and unbridled bullying of Teletubbie
@Lostinthisfeeling3 ай бұрын
The “I’m every high lord” song lives permanently in my mind 😂
@kaystert5 ай бұрын
i absolutely love that out of the six queens the one you chose to have die was the only wife of henry the 8th to survive 😭
@einschneiderchen5 ай бұрын
i was WHEEZING when you put matpat in there LIKE THIS IS NOT WHERE I WOULD EXPECT TO SEE MATPAT AGAIN
@grandmasterofdemoniccock5 ай бұрын
The Suriel do be lore dropping tho 😭 when bro died I was brought to my knees
@meaypie1121 күн бұрын
The exposition fairy, nonetheless
@JenTCC24 күн бұрын
Where’s book 3 😭 please I need it 🩷🩷🩷😭😭 love your work xx
@BarbaraKeszthelyi5 ай бұрын
Using a picture of Budapest (my hometown) to depict the "most beautiful place in the world" is just feel right and made my heart melt. 😊❤
@OLexxxi5 ай бұрын
And the VIII. district is the Court of Nightmares 😂
@BarbaraKeszthelyi5 ай бұрын
@@OLexxxi😂 so true
@AaliyaArmour5 ай бұрын
Every variation of Tampon's name makes me laugh so fucking hard!!!
@Miss_Myth5 ай бұрын
I think Surf & Turf is my new favorite! 😂😂😂
@evelynsobel93735 ай бұрын
Excuse you it’s not Tamlin, it’s Tatterdemalion. Get it together 😤
@AaliyaArmour5 ай бұрын
@@evelynsobel9373 apologies. I will fix this error right away
@Chocolover56525 ай бұрын
Taquito and tramp stamp
@heybarbaraq5 ай бұрын
TACO BELL
@britnirose-2 ай бұрын
I have no idea how or why the first one popped up on my feed, but I'm SO glad it did, my lord. These were phenomenal. I had never intended to read the series but was always kinda curious. This serves my needs flawlessly.
@wyimaginowanakonstantynopo8195 ай бұрын
The perfect cast for Suriel doesn't exi- Gurl, the way I WHEEZED there
@Sam-ur5wn5 ай бұрын
Right!! I was So not expecting matpat with a cloak to be playing the Suriel.
@bug58265 ай бұрын
i swear i've watched this video and the acotar one like at least 50 times now and i really admire your commitment to not calling tableware his actual name
@lauracastro87534 ай бұрын
You deserve a raise for this series
@summer_winds0645 ай бұрын
The ✨✨✨Bad Bitchification✨✨✨ is gonna be my new morning manifestation for the day (that, and having these wildly biased summaries for the rest of the series isn’t a want, it’s a NEED - I. FREAKIN. LOVE IT.)
@Victoria-_5 ай бұрын
SAME 😂
@Anne-SophieLWelle5 ай бұрын
OMG FOURTH WING VIDEO COMING SOON????!?!?!?!? screaming, crying, throwing up
@hfioklbz3qp5 ай бұрын
IKR I will eat that shit up. I CAN'T WAIT
@abbyhollinshead20145 ай бұрын
YES PLEASEEEEE YES
@Makayla-h8s5 ай бұрын
OMG YESSSSSS
@angymilicorgar8734Ай бұрын
4:30 SHE'S THE AVATAR
@zorapianist5 ай бұрын
I did not expect a SIX: the musical reference, but i'm here for it
@alfalfarabbits99815 ай бұрын
Glorious. Also, love how Ianthe was completely absent from the summary 😂
@blanket47635 ай бұрын
She literally doesn't matter outside this book so it's fine. Her only point was to cause just another SA in this series
@alfalfarabbits99815 ай бұрын
Oh yeah no she's completely irrelevant (although it was still satisfying when Feyre had her butcher her own hand at the beginning of acowar, and stole her spotlight at I think it was calanmai or some other ceremony) to the plot (the irony considering how she thinks she's all that 😂)
@海豚ちゃん-n6h12 күн бұрын
PLEASE make these for all the books, I don’t read smut and wanted to read this series so bad, I love this
@carolinepisk5 ай бұрын
1:17 “EH gonna stop you right there, there’s a sexism afoot!” I physically cannot express how important these videos are to me
@angelawintering62015 ай бұрын
Also I should’ve said this before but the cut to the yelling in the recording room about book five KILLED me😂😂😂
@callaw10682 ай бұрын
i lovee love love the *nsync as the high lords moment😭 it made me laugh so so hard for no reason but hey, *nsync girly for life
@arehm.7075 ай бұрын
at least Feyre's mary sue-ification is still crippled by the second hand embarrassment of how many times she pisses herself in both this book and the previous one lol
@midnightsan99174 ай бұрын
Fairly certain those watery bowels weren't piss. She shat herself like six times in the first book alone.
@SailorSaiyan90003 ай бұрын
She’s also an IBS baddie
@midnightsan99173 ай бұрын
@@SailorSaiyan9000 for real she needs to get that sh1t checked out
@idamagnusdotterganeteg74975 ай бұрын
When a 20 minute youtube video is much better and more well explained than the 24 hour book. Thank you
@ChochopopsАй бұрын
2:20 😭 that's exactly how I felt
@RomantasyForever9994 ай бұрын
The way she said ✨BaD b*TcHiFiCaTiOn✨lol also I NEED THE REST OF THE SERIES IVE READ ALL 5
@chelsea80855 ай бұрын
THE MATPAT FAIRY P L E A S E 😂😂😂😂 I made it halfway through ACOTAR before my brain melted out of my ears so thanks for the continued play by play, you're a real one
@juniormints72 ай бұрын
MatPat as the suriel was a beautiful touch. Please do this with more books! It's such a great plot summary
@michaelburke84165 ай бұрын
Love how “4Wing” was on the recording schedule lol
@Navrex075 ай бұрын
My Boyfriend and I were literally counting the days for this - we loved your previous summary so much and quote it all the time!
@BunElf-AKA-Bunny16 күн бұрын
I loved this summary. Very cool. By the way, here are some new names for Mr. Teletubby! -Turtle - Texan Toast -Tube -Thingamabob - Tommyrot -Tom Holland! Hope you keep these in mind for your ACOWAR video :) (if like you want)
@pompadours89545 ай бұрын
I dropped this book like halfway through and am SO pleased to hear it got even stupider. Tamlin's character assassination (wait, Feyre would be a Bad Girl if she just left her partner! better make him cartoonishly evil out of nowhere, and also, fuck any pity for his own trauma! He's the Evil Ex now, so she can be safely stolen away and remain a Good Girl!) and also Feyre's two modes being "the most obnoxiously difficult person to ever exist" and "Bioware loredump vehicle" just got too much for my embittered heart.
@mamaseesa31225 ай бұрын
Nah, Tampon had multiple red flags in book one. He was never suddenly evil.
@Ambereigh5 ай бұрын
I literally don’t read any of the books instead of a court of silver flames because I am team Tamlin and feyre and ray ray bore the absolute f out of me. Couldn’t stand their scenes in acosf either.
@MissRedZelda5 ай бұрын
@@mamaseesa3122 If Tamlin had "red flags", then Rhysand is Soviet Era Russia from day one.
@tigerlily11185 ай бұрын
"I'M EVVVVERY HIGH LORD!" 🤣 And now that and the song are stuck in my head 💀
@tecnical482913 күн бұрын
I need the next one please 😭 this is amazing.
@Mvivaldi15 ай бұрын
MORE! The fact that you refuse to call Tamlin by his name is comedy gold!!! Tampon, Timmy Turner, and taquito are my fave 😂
@kaitlynstokes26685 ай бұрын
I'm personally a fan of toilet just because it encompasses everything about him. But tampon and taquito are also fantastic
@carlee89945 ай бұрын
"I have to wait until book five for Nesta's book?!?!?" I FEEL you. I do have good news though- book four is technically a novella sort f. It's very short. And Nesta's book is SO worth it.
@anyashwan2462 ай бұрын
Oh my lord this is so good please make the rest of the series
@fruity48205 ай бұрын
So glad I watched book video essays about this series instead of reading it, if I had to suffer through the hundreds of pages of book 1 only to be told "remember that perfect love-intrest boy we built up for an entire book? the one she said she will love forever? So scrap that, MC's love interest is pretty goth prince now"... I would have been livid
@lovely_lilac30205 ай бұрын
Mat pat being the “lore drop fairy” is just- 🤣 Had me ugly laughing over here I love it 😂
@stasyfrey15 күн бұрын
I love your videos so much, they make me so happy, I come back to them very often to lift my spirits. Thank you!
@Nugget_0verlord5 ай бұрын
All I have learnt is that nothing is special and Nesta is an ICON. And that the only thing keeping me from potentially becoming "EVERYYY SINGLE HIGH LAWWD, ALL 7 SEVEN BRAIN CELLS ARE IN MEEEEEE" is my own trauma.... damn. Also, the way I screamed "MATPAT???11!!!" lmaoo
@drunkballerina895 ай бұрын
I just showed my best friend the first one because she said she was never going to read the series and halfway through, She made me stop and said “this has peaked my interest” and is officially reading ACOTAR so thank you for that…. The way I screamed when I saw the thumbnail of this pending awesomeness. I’m very excited 😆
@Chinni_C888Ай бұрын
For anyone wondering, that city in the background at 7:56-9:33 is Budapest, Hungary.
@Belole5 ай бұрын
11:50 having mat pat be the lore drop fairy warms my little internet infested heart
@Anne.melodies3 ай бұрын
I fully relate
@stephatiowa292 ай бұрын
I came to the comments after I saw mat Pat. I literally cackled
@zorapianist5 ай бұрын
I love tampon is just standing on the pews instead of at the altar as if standing at the altar is too basic for him