A Crimeless Playthrough of GTA Online

[@vasilijemx]

I love how he walks everywhere like running is illegal in california.

[@Jaruudie]

I was thinking that as well 😂

[@mlohan80]

It probably is 😂😂

[@TheStickCollector]

Or biking

[@juanmccoy3066]

I used to live in California back when they had Republicans in charge, so before the big government liberals siezed control. And I can tell you in some places running and Jay walking CAN in fact get you arrested or at least a fine. If u run in some areas its assumed ur up to no good especially if u dress a certain way. Don't underestimate the ridiculousness of California. If it was that bad THEN I can imagine it's even worse now. I left right around the time skaters were really popular, in the mid 2000s. Skateboarding was pretty much illegal everywhere, if they bothered to catch you. Even dressing like a skater or dressing like you listened to hip hop, baggy pants, beanies, that was enough to get some yuppie to call the cops on you. My new York friends say it's even worse out there. It's not that running is expresslyillegal, its that they use other disruption laws to fuck with you if they don't like you. Which means if ur under 30 or dress like ur under 30, they WILL assume you are running from a crime. In California schools they have what they call "noon duty" it's parents and shit who volunteer to walk around the school and make sure kids are behaving impeccably. I remember many times getting sent to the principals office for stepping on grass, or an empty plot, or because me and my friends were pushing eachother or rough housing. There was always a "noon lady" lurking around every corner. Often a white Karen or Vietnamese woman with a heavy accent. They were like the gestapo. I remember getting the cops called on me for taking my asthma inhaler. I was like 12 so I still had that attachment, that little chamber thing. And it broke, so I threw it away and the cop saw me. I guess my friends were giggling and making jokes while I was in the bathroom puffing, and a noon lady called the police and the school cop roughed me up and searched me assuming we were smoking pot. So yeah the moral of the story is. Don't assume what is legal and illegal. I know this is a video game but I feel I have to drop some knowledge on you lest u find urself in a big city one day, getting the shit kicked out of you by police for jogging down the wrong street.

[@juanmccoy3066]

Also here's a thought, Tupac had the living shit beaten out of him for jaywalking once.

[@pegasusrichards]

In 9 minutes Nigel went from a “strong moral compass” to “morally questionable, yet still completely clean”

[@mattmoss235]

hahahah yes!!!!

[@will9961]

Big city life changes a man.

[@daviddixxon7909]

can't have moral in california

[@dummervolltrottel480]

He isn't morally questionable, the people around him just coincidentally fall victim to many tragic accidents.

[@ulize.]

sadly it's involuntary manslaughter so he failed

[@eronic404]

Nigel, once a normal man surviving in a crime ridden city completely broke, now millionaire race car driver, sky diver, and toy collector. What a beautiful come-up story...

[@lescovar693]

and his name, Nigel Mansell

[@sajeloyd986]

🤣🤣😂

[@stephenmifs]

Not to mention vigilante serial drowner by night

[@billoddy5637]

Clarkson: "You don’t want monobrow in your restaurant!"

[@xeox4280]

No he died at the beginning

[@accountclosed8805]

He took this challenge so literal. He forgot his right to use self defense.

[@alvallac2171]

*literally (adverb) literal = adjective

[@PlaidHiker]

It’s California. The law is you just let them rob or murder you. When Your life comes down to seconds police are minutes away.

[@KingKuntaNAtor]

You can still be arrested for self defense in California. It’s like that in a lot of states.

[@richtofu8665]

If only gta 5 took place in texas or something then hed be ok

[@romktch17]

​@@KingKuntaNAtorYes... but you will not be arrested for self defense when the other person is running at you with a knife trying to stab you like that one bounty npc was doing.

[@imbaso880]

this once again shows how frustrating real life can be, and the answer to that frustration is to become a formula 1 racer

[@Toshiro4619]

Only become a F1 racer on triple pay race day tho

[@npanic628]

His name is Nigel, Mansell Nigel

[@zathary564]

@@npanic628 what a coincidence lol

[@Nero-tz9jh]

lol

[@lucaswallo8127]

lol

[@Lotimis]

what a beautiful story about an innocent man named nigel trying to make ends meet in the corrupt and crime-ridden city of Los Santos. so inspiring that he becomes a racecar driver and surpasses all expectations.

[@alansmods1775]

Lol

[@ridgefrost]

This is actually a great story😂

[@MyGeniusFriend]

Beautiful indeed. Also, you made me remember a dream I once had. It involved Tommy from the first _Mafia_ game avoiding the criminal career he had in the game, instead becoming a professional race car driver and later a tank officer during World War II.

[@adityachaurasia7002]

Funny considering the fact that an F1 driver in the 90's also had the same name, Nigel Mansell

[@imnolongerasking5933]

He was also an ace pilot

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

"It was a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which I just so happened to benefit from." -Every mafia hitman

[@brsevenh]

Every lawyer

[@Gon-hx4df]

@adsaa Aren't presidents also politicians?

[@shareekwillis2799]

@@Gon-hx4df exactly you can't trust em 😾

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy, She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me. I can't help it if I'm lucky. (Bob Dylan - Idiot Wind)

[@futurestoryteller]

He is technically identical to the players robbing casinos with heavy weaponry. The question is: is he trying to avoid committing crimes, or is he trying to avoid getting caught committing crimes? Because willingly taking any action that you know will lead to another person's death is premeditated murder. If he incorporated self defense he'd have a stronger justification for their deaths, that's ignoring that his actions prove he was bounty hunting without a license anyway. - And who paid for his racing license!?

[@JJceo]

Here are the ones I counted. Fines and jail time are listed below. - 2:50 blocking an intersection - 2:50 participating in a street race - 2:50 driving slowly in the left lane - 3:07 (you didn’t count it) but reckless driving - 3:33 jumping from a moving vehicle (not wearing a seatbelt) - 4:14 Starting a gun right - 5:16 unsafe carrying of a firearm - 6:26 theft of a collectable action figure - 7:53 did not make radio calls in a controlled airspace - 8:02 circumventing airport security - 9:06 stealing from a historical site - intent to commit manslaughter - 9:48 bounty hunting without a license - 10:10 disturbing the peace - 10:27 intentionally wasting police resources - 10:40 failure to indicate a lane change - 10:42 taking a vehicle that can not safely match the speed of the traffic around it on the highway - 10:55 bounty hunting without a licence - 1056 stalking with malicious intent - 10:57 trespassing - 11:00 not taking reasonable action to defend yourself from an attack - 11:03 wasting police resources - 11:32 bounty hunting without a license - 11:32 stalking - 11:33 trespassing - 11:33 disturbing the peace - 11:33 criminal mischief - 11:39 intentional aggravation - 11:53 attempted suicide - 11:53 attempted manslaughter - 11:53 intent to commit manslaughter - 12:35 suicide - 12:58 bounty hunting without a license - 12:58 intent to cause bodily harm - 13:00 attempted manslaughter - 13:39 murder of the first degree - 13:44 hitman for hire - 14:01 failure to comply with law enforcement - 14:13 attempted murder - 14:36 attempted murder - 14:46 hitman for hire - 14:52 murder of the first degree - 15:14 attempted murder - 15:33 murder - 15:40 hitman for hire - 15:47 murder - 15:51 hitman for hire - 15:57 murder - 16:05 trespassing - 16:28 carrying a hidden weapon - 18:48 failure to file owed taxes Fines: 1. Blocking an intersection: $238 2. Participating in a street race: $1000 3. Driving slowly in the left lane: $238 4. Reckless driving: $1000 5. Jumping from a moving vehicle: $1000 6. Starting a gunfight (Attempted murder): $10,000 7. Unsafe carrying of a firearm: $1000 8. Theft of a collectable action figure (Grand theft): $1000 9. Not making radio calls in a controlled airspace: $32,666 10. Circumventing airport security: $13,669 11. Stealing from a historical site (Grand theft): $1000 12. Intent to commit manslaughter: $10,000 13. Disturbing the peace: $400 14. Intentionally wasting police resources: $1000 15. Failure to indicate a lane change: $238 16. Stalking with malicious intent: $1000 17. Trespassing: $1000 18. Wasting police resources: $1000 19. Criminal mischief: This is variable depending on the severity of the offense. 20. Carrying a hidden weapon: $10,000 21. Failure to file owed taxes: $25,000 Total Fines = $111,449 (excluding criminal mischief) Imprisonment: 1. Participating in a street race: 90 days 2. Reckless driving: 90 days 3. Jumping from a moving vehicle (Reckless endangerment): 6 months 4. Starting a gunfight (Attempted murder): Life 5. Unsafe carrying of a firearm: 1 year 6. Theft of a collectable action figure (Grand theft): 1 year 7. Circumventing airport security: 1 year 8. Stealing from a historical site (Grand theft): 1 year 9. Intent to commit manslaughter: Life 10. Disturbing the peace: 90 days 11. Intentionally wasting police resources: 1 year 12. Stalking with malicious intent: 1 year 13. Trespassing: 6 months 14. Wasting police resources: 1 year 15. Carrying a hidden weapon: 3 years 16. Murder of the first degree: Life 17. Solicitation of murder (Hitman for hire): Life 18. Attempted murder: Life Total imprisonment = ~9 years in definite terms + 6 life sentences

[@grayflowers]

i luv how its been a year and ppl r still watching and enjoying this video. thank u very much for this comment, it was very entertaining.

[@memecatmobile2287]

womp womp wooomp

[@Javusus]

is suiciding illegal? how are they going to fine or imprison you if you are dead

[@calvinyazzie3338]

​@@Javususfriends or family

[@Chordny]

That must’ve taken a heck of a long time to research and type down. Respect bro

[@jackwang3006]

Anything can be considered “crime-less” if your lawyer is good enough

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Better Call Saul!

[@F.ruhtrA]

@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation "Your honor, this wasn't a murder, it was just a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which my client just so happens to benefit from"

[@aryan7767]

matt murdock

[@-thanawat-8296]

@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation “Your honor, if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man”

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

Or donate money to the right political campaigns.

[@-thanawat-8296]

Nigel, the man who became a millionaire by doing morally questionable acts yet perfectly legal

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

So most millionaires

[@elliot_rat]

@@justasentientmclarenp1879 XD FUNY REDDIT !!! why did this get likes

[@telmoth]

@@elliot_rat wut

[@sexyxavier]

@@elliot_rat bruh?

[@uwirl4338]

@@elliot_rat Yes, almost all millionaires got there by being pretty unethical and quite a few of them are straight up criminals. Not a hard notion to grasp and it doesn't have anything to do with an internet forum full of neckbeards such as probably yourself

[@autumn-vl5ez]

this sounds like a great character: nigel, the bounty hunter who's bounties all die accidentally and thus is not legally responsible for their deaths, all because of his strong moral convictions. hysterical.

[@pking8792]

Honestly i’d watch or read a series based on this

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Then he becomes a racer as a part time. Some batman type shit right here.

[@PatLund]

I think because he accepted money for their deaths he could still be found guilty of something.

[@ayoutubecommenter7494]

@@PatLund but the thing is, he didn't. Not a single dollar. Not even that axe, it was just a treasure he happened to find after the guidance of a good friend.

[@jimmycodaga7887]

Naw he could just say maud was his sugar mommy

[@jonathanpetersen5034]

When he said ''I was thinking, is this vehicle insured in my name and is it road legal? I decided to walk'' I was dead on the floor

[@Unbekanne]

Were you really though

[@gooseman9995]

@@UnbekanneI am.

[@WillemDafuq69]

yeah, that straight up killed me and I checked to see if that was the most replayed moment. It was.

[@burntsouffle]

no you werent

[@WillemDafuq69]

@@burntsouffle yees

[@killianmiles1516]

When the security gaurd attacked you and gave you a wanted level it was obviously police misconduct and not a crime that was commited. So this challenge is definitely valid.

[@kawabatayuri]

Is the Kortz Center an open public place or not? I havent played gta v in a long time so i dont really know, but if the Kortz Center has certain open public time, then Nigel could have been targeted for trespassing, although thats a bit extreme take for trespassing from the security

[@jin_cotl]

If the security guards could stab you, you definitely found the right place

[@bitter9133]

Technically if the guard wanted him removed he committed trespassing, and also either way provoking someone to fight is considered disturbing the peace under California Penal Code (CPC) §415 - but I'm not a lawyer and I'm guessing it can go either way because technically he just walked up to them.

[@Ergoperidot]

This is what we in the biz call "social commentary." GTA is leftist confirmed.

[@RaylaEclipse]

@@Ergoperidot 🌎👨‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[@joseblanco3929]

The fact that he lost his first race and then became a first class racer is truly amazing

[@xARKHAMSKILLZx]

😂😂😂

[@ke1d3r]

we just witnessed a true zero to hero story unfold

[@hammerwick]

Whoa. Full circle. Masterpiece.

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

The race track did not have road rules.

[@HypnosisBear]

Oh yeah nice observation!

[@thesittingtraveller3467]

GTA online: "Be anything." Also GTA online: "Be a criminal,"

[@Sobotkap]

You can do anything.. as long as it's a crime.. yea, pretty much :D

[@zeo4481]

So ... Most accurate game ever?

[@Freepjglizzy]

It's in the name GRAND THEFT AUTO doesn't come off as a game of being nice

[@cooldudecs]

Time is defined by government

[@Christian-be6eg]

@@Freepjglizzy Idk, the last guy who stole my car asked me to get out nicely even said please after telling me to get the fudge out

[@OGuiBlindao]

I love how he just acrolled past the free garage and straight to the 25k one

[@Jonesin-]

Chapter 4 in a nutshell "As we all know, I don't kill people, I just happened to be around people when the die in unfortunate circumstances" - DarkViperAU "The Pacifist"

[@lord_phoenix]

I see you're a man of culture as well

[@alex-q8-q9]

EYY ma boyyy dviperhappy

[@Sabulover]

@@lord_phoenix that’s millions to one

[@basaltcrust1915]

words to live by

[@romanwardle526]

"Hey, I'm just a witness!"

[@beleva09]

"Then I could walk away with my morally questionable, but completely clean money" Every lawyer ever

[@ficta1426]

ikr this video is golddd

[@keraxp599]

OBJECTION!!

[@4Penguins]

@@keraxp599 hearsay

[@keraxp599]

@@4Penguins That statement contradicts the tes... (Resets the DS)

[@sanchetlohar6948]

@@keraxp599 ah Ace attorney!

[@maskedrecruit4571]

So pretty much, what I'm getting here is that Nigel just became a professional F1 racer after going through multiple midlife crisis? Honestly sounds pretty realistic.

[@novicescythe8634]

Frr

[@Timerin]

basically the life of Jim Clark

[@fabiocasati5120]

Nigel became Nigel Mansell

[@againstmarz192]

@@fabiocasati5120 that's a good one lmao

[@PeterAmbrack1]

ngl

[@waynepayne9875]

9:36 is the exact moment Nigel goes from being a good man to a psychopath.

[@fleshplayingthings]

Breaking bad ep.3 reference?

[@_Hamler]

​@@fleshplayingthingsthis is the moment Nigel turns into Nigelberg

[@S_B_Y_M]

The amount of patience this man has is actually insane

[@michaelochoa914]

Fr bro I woulda sprayed those cops for just watching idk how he’s so chill about it

[@dbrikashabukshan8673]

Although he couldve cheesed the bounties (You have to get the bounty to punch the cops car, THEN they will actually care)

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

I wish I had this man's patience I'd get shit done so much more effectively

[@raviktf601]

geometry dash players waiting for 2.2 for 5 years: am i a joke to you?

[@ConnorWoog]

His patient and detailed approach actually makes it more funny

[@thewolf5459]

Legend has it that Nigel still roams the California streets, making square deals and racing with integrity.

[@TokyoXtreme]

How does one get to California from San Andreas?

[@regalcartoon5932]

To elaborate on what our friend here is saying. GTA 5 is set in San Andreas (though this time it is only Blaine County and Los Santos County). San Andreas, in the real world, is in California. However, in the GTA universe, it is it’s own state likely somewhere between California and Texas. Probably around the California-New Mexico-Nevada area. So he wouldn’t STILL be roaming the streets of California as he was never there to begin with.

[@FaezGhani]

In my headcanon, Nigel became a professional F1 racer

[@KingKong_CH]

That is impossible

[@chillmanmax775]

​@@TokyoXtremeflip san andreas over, california is buried underneath it

[@throwaway7425]

"As we all know, I don't kill people, I just happened to be around people when the die in unfortunate circumstances" Ah, a wise quote from Rasputin

[@remi_y]

"that I just so happen to benefit from"

[@i.d.9754]

Don't forget his other quote, "I feel fine."

[@TheChocolatBlanc]

@@remi_y "Larry Silverstein"

[@cubicinfinity2]

In America, I think unless you are a doctor it is not technically a crime to let someone die, so yeah...

[@feydekinharmonius]

@@cubicinfinity2 depends, if you see someone having a heart attack and don't stop to help as far as I know it's a crime

[@TheOnlyRecu]

Nigel the type of guy who will say “i needed this” while hanging out with his friends

[@DictatorD3]

LOL

[@cutlass8783]

Nigel's adventures needs to become a series

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

What will Nigels final form be ..

[@A_Salty_Fishe]

Nah this was painful to watch lmao the entire time I was screaming "BLACKJACK! POKER! SLOTS!" at my screen... All are legal ways of earning money in GTAO

[@guy1849]

@@A_Salty_Fishe not every person gambles bro

[@A_Salty_Fishe]

@@guy1849 not everyone makes KZbin videos. What's your point? If you're thinking about legal ways of making money in GTA, the casino is literally the best (and almost only) option

[@DirtyDev]

@@A_Salty_Fishe I was thinking the exact same thing but then I thought one bad game and all his money down the drain

[@Scorchlette]

Nigel went from a literal nobody in Los Santos to the biggest open-wheel champ, whilst not committing a single crime.

[@Roger_808]

i would assume this is the case for most open wheel champs

[@lfmsmka]

@@Roger_808 🤣

[@all-caps3927]

This is a perfect example of "started from the bottom now we here", incredible story Nigel - the F1 race, Sky Diver, Plane Driver and Toy Collector.

[@alee5193]

and also a bounty hunter

[@TsunamiRX]

@@alee5193 What you mean? they just suffered unfortunate accidents that Nigel stood nearby for.

[@zeyadsoliman2666]

Johnny sins?

[@thenovicewhispers]

And don't forget: "antique artifact owner"

[@mariogutierrez2965]

and professional olympic diver

[@Starik-1]

Nigel has more character development than most characters in recent shows

[@mrmoviemanic1]

Dude you’ve made a legit canon in game character as far as I’m concerned. Nigel is a lawful man in a lawless world.

[@highdefinitiongrapes4815]

A good man in a bad time

[@capybara9521]

Ok

[@shayneoneill1506]

He's pretty much "Blue shirt guy"

[@judeknowles2319]

Nigel for president!

[@datapiercing710]

"A lawful man in a lawless world" Is an unbelievably cold quote

[@wackelpudding0_0]

-Jumping the pier is illegal -collecting a treasure without reporting it is illegal -climbing buildings is illegal No but seriously great video, i didnt think this would be possible

[@minds777]

Fair enough

[@destinedforgreatness1175]

Being assaulted off a pier*

[@DodgerX]

He also drove around without a helmet once

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@DodgerX hahahah

[@keraxp599]

@@DodgerX Still, not a crime, just a fault

[@PrinceVegita1]

This game is incredibly accurate with its depiction of the LA police.

[@nostalgiaof98]

CoOOOOOole, we got things to doooooo"

[@frisky_dart7273]

😂

[@ineedzemedic5810]

@@nostalgiaof98 lmao I havent seen a L.A Noire reference in the wild

[@guccilouie4791]

Byt they aren't nothing alike to real police? its in a game

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

@@guccilouie4791 He's saying they're similar

[@jbangasmr]

That montage had me feeling some typa way. The choice of music and editing after that legal adventure just hit different

[@sragemustafa6316]

This man made so most boring and overused GTA challenge actually fun to watch

[@cheatox1]

Overused really idk but for sure not boring, its even allot fun try drive normal

[@SpartanChief2277]

Overused?

[@xyzfelix5929]

@@SpartanChief2277 He means the guys who do tutorials how to get rich.

[@SpartanChief2277]

@@xyzfelix5929 he's not even remotely referring to that

[@suus1027]

How do i read this comment

[@beloiter]

“I have no money, no cars, no house. Just the clothes on my back, and a strong moral compass by my side.” - Nigel

[@thenightriterpartii7724]

Nigel is the true saint of los Santos.

[@ReiDaTecnologia]

and no bitches ):

[@felixc.3444]

@@ReiDaTecnologia Nigel needs no bitches, only his heart

[@MelloCello7]

Moral compass fell through quick with the intentional suicides...

[@Ethan-fh9lq]

@@MelloCello7 Honestly, it was perfectly lawful for Nigel to defend himself when under attack. Yet he is a man of impecable principle. He did his best to subdue them without violence but they all brought about their own demise by no direct fault of his own. It’s so tragic. But don’t ever slander Nigel’s name again. He might not defend himself, but I will.

[@midwestvikings5239]

I can’t wait for more “useless information” videos, those gotta be my favorite because I will almost definitely forgot about what you said right after I click of the video.

[@Reyxx_0]

Yeaaaaaaaaaààaaaa

[@ilikebobs9300]

the real question is wen is the next video ?

[@Chuked]

YESS

[@alekssboy999awessomegaming]

And he’ll haunt our recommendations until we watch it

[@asparuh681]

Yes i also like the series my favorite info must be.... i forgot

[@strangeperson1255]

The patience you have man is very commendable

[@lucadev8596]

This gives off the EXACT same vibes as the "Beating Minecraft the way Mojang Intended" video.

[@_M_643]

Except that Rockstar did not intend that in the slightest.

[@liamblaauboer4098]

@@_M_643 HAHAHAHAHA (dunno how to use emojis oncomputer.. not sarcasm lol) genuinely gave me a chuckle

[@SanilJadhav711]

@@liamblaauboer4098 Press Windows key + the fullstop 👍

[@b3n490]

@@liamblaauboer4098 ye win + .(period)

[@belkan1661]

"Luckily dying isn't illegal in california" this shit got me laughing 😂

[@rasya_hooman5359]

There actually some place that illegal to die

[@revolvingworld2676]

@@rasya_hooman5359 Well I could imagine suicide attempts being illegal.

[@offineut2270]

@@revolvingworld2676 there is a place where its illegal to die because the body froze or something but i forgot the name of the place

[@Palasid11]

@@offineut2270 Oh yeah! Its also where there are still strains of the original Spanish Flu because the bodies still have it frozen inside!

[@blankblankpog]

Not yet

[@rishanraaj7367]

I can't wait to see his search history, "is bounty hunting illegal in California, will accidentally killing get me arrested in California etc"

[@i.d.9754]

"Is it legal for me to die in California"

[@chippyonline001]

"Is leading someone to jump off a ladder illegal in California?"

[@Jomok0]

"Can I legally own a hatchet in California"

[@sr.hurricane6305]

"Is Is ilegal to run in california

[@jonathanbarkins8480]

Are you planning on seeing his search history?

[@AstridKincaid]

From penniless and homeless on the streets of Los Santos to accomplished rich racing driver, what a truly inspiring story! I can't wait to see Nigel's story in a Vinewood movie!

[@WMan37]

The bounty pier drowning thing, despite being done in the interest of committing no crimes, feels like a literal serial killer modus operandi; It strikes me as the kind of thing that new laws would be made for after someone actually did it and acted like a fucking batman villain over it, I just imagine a complete sociopath with a wry smile waiting at a police station to be let free as an angry, unhinged detective/interrogator is informed by the pier drowning bountyman's lawyer that he has, in fact, committed no real crime. It's not even manslaughter.

[@yuhboik.g.8118]

I mean hell it even follows some of the most strict laws on self defense: the "duty to retreat." All he did was run away while getting chased by violent people and they died trying to chase him

[@gedeonnunes5626]

Cape Fear

[@phantomaqworlds]

Fairly easy serial killer to evade though. Don't try to beat the crap out of him and you're fine.

[@catswellthecat7855]

Actually, that one area with a pretty steep drop to the water is a health and safety hazard. Hopefully a gate will be put in afterwards making the beach a safer place 👍

[@WMan37]

@@phantomaqworlds that's why it's the perfect "crime", or in this case, completely legal action. _"It's not my fault they couldn't swim, who doesn't know how to swim these days? We have the internet, you can learn anything; I cannot be held accountable for this."_

[@k4kadu]

that gaming montage was actually epic, especially with the emotional connection to this lawful character on a struggle for money

[@ficta1426]

fax

[@monkeisdominant4188]

fax

[@ChrisPengelly]

fax

[@thirteen2924]

fax

[@OnchiBon]

fax

[@Drew791]

😂 the “tricking someone into committing suicide” loophole has me in stitches

[@2ADVANCEDYT]

Death Note kind of stuff lmao

[@aimlessb9150]

Basically Darkviperau's GTAV Pacifist%

[@crimsonsnow2469]

@@aimlessb9150 Michael was in witness protection.

[@c3kile]

I wonder if you could still be booked on conspiracy charges, as you did enter an agreement to kill someone for money

[@shayneoneill1506]

@@c3kile Yes , and you can actually be charged for inducing someone to suicide.

[@LarryDaChicken]

Watching him type Nigel almost had me shook for a second

[@Patterrz]

6:15 tbf $5k in one hour is a wee bit over minimum wage

[@birdfoody]

hello patterz

[@swampcooler8332]

Just by a few dollars tho

[@awii.neocities]

This is GTA currency, so it's like 1 dollar irl

[@thetwitchfurry5548]

@@awii.neocities More like $0.01 per hour

[@serbanandrei7532]

Inflation 2025 be like

[@soltar1031]

Look forward to part 2 where Nigel breaks bad and becomes the most feared drug kingpin in Los Santos

[@koopa3195]

Haha, no Nigel is too innocent and would never do such a thing.

[@ShinFahima]

@@koopa3195 Not if gambling debts just eat him!

[@intellectualgravy9796]

How about if Nigel's wife dies and someone kills his dog.

[@mrmaniac3]

Yes, he will open a pharmaceutical company that offers great prices on generic drugs and have many locations in the region.

[@edwardtye4119]

@@mrmaniac3 A pharmacist, but without the labcoat

[@Fizzlecris]

Nigel: Starts the game literally having his mugshot taken InControlAgain: Well, I've committed a crime. That's the end of the video.

[@Makaponpon]

i mean, it could be a police history museum, with an interactive exhibit where you can get a fake mugshot taken :)

[@Fizzlecris]

@@Makaponpon oh of course! Silly me, sorry Nigel.

[@hellhedgehog2560]

All of the character's actions before the main run doesn't count

[@Fizzlecris]

@@hellhedgehog2560 Ooof society could learn from this in regards to hiring ex cons

[@edmardisla8492]

@@Fizzlecris lol, true.

[@SuperLuis225]

How you had the patience and conscious awareness to not accidentally break the law via tresspassing or by accidentally driving on the highway is incredible. I also find it funny how you suffered police brutality which ruined your record, just like real life 😂 Amazing video

[@onlyOscar]

"Luckily, dying isn't a crime in California." Wow, I've received new knowledge

[@ricky107_]

Honestly quite surprised that wasn't illigal

[@onlyOscar]

@@ricky107_Same

[@autinjones7194]

@@ricky107_ it is ilegal in some places .............

[@spacecommie7447]

In various Catholic countries it is

[@Primilex]

If you purposely try to die it is

[@WoddCar]

Playing a gta game without crime is like playing Mario without jumping, I would have never thought it was possible, but here this video is

[@guillefoca]

It is like decaf coffee, no alcohol beer, no nicotine cigarrette, Diet coke, etc

[@Draxis32]

An A press is an A press you can't say it's only half...

[@jayboi9263]

here ya go kzbin.info/www/bejne/m52sc2OIprSdrqs

[@Volition_To_The_Max]

You simply cannot play Mario without jumping, also the story in every GTA game is impossible to complete without crime

[@lolitaras22]

Like playing Wild Hunt without Roach

[@akturosu]

Plebs: "It was staged!" Me, an intellectual: "It was a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which I just so happen to benefit from."

[@DariLikeDairy]

this got me rolling

[@Ownlight11111]

Chad 😻

[@thethmooteresa]

Intellectual move indeed

[@kanedaken9490]

And I'll do it again

[@davisdf3064]

An even higher being: It's just a little bit of trolling

[@ohmcharan]

18:13 Nigel looks at the bright sun and sees a deer in the distance signifying his good morale

[@adviseryxcurli]

rdr2 reference

[@djlunax4604]

Nigel started from the bottom and while staying a good humble person and working hard became a F1 racer and a millionaire!! Inspiring story!

[@RC-md2yx]

😂👍🏻

[@jhoncreese2473]

Fr Nigel is fine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Blubb5000]

"Is this car even insured? I did not want to take a chance and so I decided to walk." You REALLY took this assignment seriously!

[@Trekzity]

Fr

[@NicoNikoNick]

Except for when he was trespassing on the roof...

[@cynnis]

" I end up falling victim to this poorly designed ladder and I fall two stories to my death. This was a tragic blow to my self-esteem." holy fuck buddy I'm in tears, top tier content

[@thundercockjackson]

im in tiers, top tear content

[@notSwiftie]

@@thundercockjackson why did you this make comment?

[@tkm2189]

@@notSwiftie Because he is in tiers. Top tear content though.

[@dotastillthebest5474]

@@thundercockjackson im in content. Top tear tiers

[@notSwiftie]

@@tkm2189 I am in tiers. Like S tear tiers.

[@Somebodythatyouneverknew]

Finally. An NPC tutorial. I’ve been looking for one for years!

[@spectrickx1678]

This guy has more dedication than I'll ever have.

[@captsuperking2862]

Probably, but I believe he still falls short of the guy who tried to beat pokemon with a magikarp. I think he has more dedication than anyone in history

[@taskmaster5313]

@@captsuperking2862 how about the guy wo beat every dark soles game without being hit

[@emeraldiguana7316]

@@taskmaster5313 in a row, it was all the dark souls like games I a row no hit ds 1-3, blood borne, sekiro and demon souls

[@Lee-One]

@@captsuperking2862 small ant??? Also doesn’t matter who has more they’re both great.

[@efhi]

@@emeraldiguana7316 WHAT THE FUCK

[@Zentheria]

"The Unfortunate Misadventures of Nigel in the Cruel Crime Ridden and utterly ridiculous world of GTA" I'd love to see this as an actual series. I hope to see a Part 2 soon

[@narrativeless404]

Well, he's "ok" as long as he stays in private session

[@nativenugget]

Yeaaa!

[@Rikenbo]

Or... you could just watch the movie "Free Guy", about an NPC (Non-Playable Character) who becomes a famous "good guy" in a GTA-like game. (The movie actually turned out to be BETTER than my expectations; I thought it was gonna suck, but it actually didn't.) "Free Guy" is available on Disney+ and I HIGHLY RECOMMEND watching it. It's HILARIOUS. You won't regret it; I promise. 😉

[@JoltedAlive]

Nigelius Chungilius son of Biggilius Chungilius

[@madsvstheworld]

@@Rikenbo were u paid to say this

[@minoassal]

So many beautiful quotes from this video alone. "He just politely refused to die" is one of my faves

[@mrjonesraps]

So Nigel is basically a professional F1 driver. Love it!

[@humbleparrot5994]

I love how at the start he just lets the people shoot him. Doesn’t run away, doesn’t defend himself, just stands there and takes it.

[@hollandhenry7517]

If he runs he'll just attract more police, which is a bigger fine and a bigger crime. Shame though haha

[@SFgamer]

Pacificism at its finest.

[@rikiishitoru8885]

This is because self-defense is illegal in California

[@untitleduck9623]

@@rikiishitoru8885 As a Californian myself, I can confirm that this is true.

[@xx_noname_xx1976]

@@untitleduck9623 that’s dumb asl😂 (southern person)

[@Officer1774]

Grand Theft Auto, the game where they encourage you to break every law possible, but you want to do the exact opposite.

[@d-phoenix2198]

I guess the meme "Wait, that's illegal" fits nicely here.

[@lildurpy]

lol exactly

[@justacrusadr]

@@d-phoenix2198 nah it would be " wait, that's legal "

[@Zarma3]

npc comment

[@lildurpy]

@@Zarma3 HHAHAHA im wheezin

[@Im_Justice.]

18:05 the moment when Nigel was walking while remembering all of the things he has been through from the very beginning up until now, hits different.

[@thehorizonawaits6911]

That was unironically an Epic montage😅

[@MatthewIsOn30fps]

Fr

[@gdcynge4630]

ive only just been allowed to play and watch GTA, and this is almost the first ever vid of it ive ever seen. bloody aswesome, loved it ❤❤

[@alvallac2171]

*I've *awesome

[@flaviorian5578]

Now I know that in Los Santos: - Authorities do nothing except abuse of authority - People are resistant to falls in superhuman levels - Most people don't know how to properly swim

[@JasonMitchellofcompsci]

So 100% identical to Los Angels.

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

“I can’t be a bounty hunter because I don’t have a license. So instead I’m going to commit conspiracy to commit murder through a series of increasingly more complicated methods in order to make it appear like an accident” seems perfectly legal to me

[@SorenRoberts]

ur too smart lol

[@nureinjunker-mann9015]

lmfao

[@Skibidi_sigma_pomni420]

It's legal if cops don't discover you 🤗

[@xxglizzyfrostxx4916]

@@Skibidi_sigma_pomni420 so murder is legal if your not caught?😂

[@robburns9706]

@@xxglizzyfrostxx4916 I'll get back to you

[@bruhurbad2992]

"she eventually succumbed to the waves" that line had me in tears 😂

[@billoddy5637]

"The Moist Wet F*cking WAVES!!!"

[@i.d.9754]

The deadpan delivery tops it off perfectly

[@joshualeahy2162]

Coomers to their figures in a jar be like:

[@DarkNet_Magic]

The fact that this video can give people who haven’t ever even played GTA V before a good laugh is truly something special. However, if you are very familiar with the game and have played for a questionable amount of hours, it’s absolutely side splitting. This is a fantastic video 🤣

[@gunkid6368]

California laws? damn hes screwed

[@andrewtatereal3168]

this is like gorge orwell book 1984

[@johnhill160]

@@andrewtatereal3168 literally 1984

[@bryson2934]

jumping off the la pier is illegal lmao

[@clyde15]

Detective: We’ve got cctv footage of you interacting with five people, all who died in freak accidents shortly after. Nigel: But did I do anything illegal? Detective: Well no, but- Nigel: Good day!

[@adammcallister2260]

Considering officers ignored him being assaulted and murdered in plain sight twice and a security guard murdered him while he was being murdered, I think Nigel has a good grasp on what is and isn't murder. He can sleep easy at night. Although I think he deserves a new, properly insured, set of wheels.

[@KevinFeeney37]

Detective: but emm Nigel: I said good day sir

[@OLskewL]

😂

[@muhammadharisbinmunir5379]

I think Nigel played the wrong Hitman Game 😜

[@DLDrillNB]

He forgot to wear a helmet at 10:38, so yes

[@simpleconcept3698]

"I can't commit crimes but I'm desperate for money, therefore I'll make sure the bounties die in...unfortunate circumstances! No crime there!" That is literally how most criminals start lmao

[@Lucas.02.]

It also constitutes money laundering so there unfortunately is in fact a crime

[@ThePC007]

Not to mention that you are probably legally obliged to call law enforcement when you witness a person drowning, yet he didn't do that.

[@user-nk8zx1yw8s]

@@ThePC007 He was drowning as well

[@BebxOfficial]

@@ThePC007 Not true, actually. You have no legal obligation to help someone in danger.

[@RoganClipVaultYT]

@@BebxOfficial in germany you actually do, but this is california so thats most likely true

[@GamingN8ive]

The editing on this was absolutely sick. Great video!!

[@billy8393]

This was actually one of the most entertaining gta videos I’ve seen. Commentary was super entertaining and comedical. Love these videos!

[@Bonsoirmonamie]

Just a heads up, comedic is the word. Comedical is not a word

[@splayharmony2616]

@@Bonsoirmonamie He might've meant "comical"

[@HellsHatersEnt]

@@splayharmony2616 Hence "comedical", a word to mean both. A true Shakespeare.

[@splayharmony2616]

@@HellsHatersEnt a real fr moment my good sir

[@erichdegurechaff9515]

In bounty hunting, the target starts to attack you without provocation, self defense isnt a crime. Different from the tutorial mission, which was clearly a gang dispute, the bounty hunting was legal and the self defense after an unprovoked attack

[@KnotPhound]

Sure, but you'd definitely be put to court if you killed somebody for that reason.

[@josephfarman2437]

You can still claim self-defense, that's still a thing even in California

[@maddmaxx5670]

I'd say it depends. Self defense is a thing but there are rules to it. If someone punches you once, you can't pull out a gun and shoot them in the head. The actions need to make sense for the circumstance. So for the bounties who punch you, you'd need to be getting beaten to death or pinned down for it to be justifiable. The ones with knives on the other hand are fair game.

[@Daemon4]

@@maddmaxx5670 so just wait a bit for them to beat you to low health ig

[@erichdegurechaff9515]

@@maddmaxx5670 You dont need to kill, you even receive more money if you bring they alive. You just punch till the target surrender and stop the aggression, this exactly what self defense is. Someone unprovoked start attacking you and you attack back till he stops

[@jackarmstrong7285]

It would take a good bit of initial capital but all autoshop delivery missions are in theory completely crime free

[@eamoncoletta1693]

ur so lucky

[@kyleriess6439]

But in order to get the auto shop running you need to steal sesantas car from a police station I think

[@jackarmstrong7285]

@@kyleriess6439 true

[@rogue__agent5884]

But there’s a mission u have to do to setup ur auto shop Stealing a car from the police impound lot

[@wifiunove1650]

U have to agree to do coke.

[@philosotree5876]

I want a whole series like this.

[@pandahsykes602]

This makes me want a “life simulator” game even more . Imagine having tons of people on the server be “law abiding citizens” and then there’s the PvPers being criminals . Would be an amazing game .

[@martydastooge]

There is man.. you're missing out. Roll play servers

[@jytvreal]

@@tralphstreet what good rp that isnt behind a paywall or long essay to sign up

[@clayel1]

if you’re playing a video game, most people are not gonna want to play like their current living situations, they want to do exciting stuff

[@Spacebugg]

@@fedreck89 my simulation machine can't handle the grahics tho

[@fedreck89]

@@Spacebugg you should invest in a quantum computer bro, I got mine from Walmart

[@GoldenUnlimited]

13:35 “It was a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which I just so happened to benefit from”

[@alexukonu6592]

Absolutely huge respect for actually doing this. Must have taken so much willpower to not quit, especially since it was a self-imposed challenge. Also, doesn't hurt that the video turned out quite funny. Nice job man

[@aggrocd1985]

It’s called passion

[@jacombodoescare]

He technically failed because California isn’t a treasure trove state so it’s illegal to keep treasure you find and you have to turn it into the authorities but he kept the treasure he found.

[@quinmallory8589]

That montage was freaking awesome! The skill to sync it with the music!

[@ch0colatemilk]

The dude surviving the fall and the death loop hole had me rolling.

[@Flaky1916]

Under CA law, the following GTA guns are legal to own •All melee except for knuckle duster, switchblade, and stone hatchet (Native American artifact) •double action revolver (considered C&R handgun) •flare gun (not considered firearm) •marksman pistol (manual action handgun) •navy revolver (not considered firearm) •pistol .50 (on handgun roster, 9 round capacity) •stun gun •vintage pistol (C&R weapon) •sniper rifle (bolt action, 10 round capacity) •bullpup shotgun (tube mag shotgun) •musket (not considered firearm) •Pump shotgun (tube mag shotgun) •marksman rifle mk2* (no pistol grip, no flash hider, no adjustable stock, 8 rounds) *someone has pointed out that M1A archangel stocks are actually considered to have pistol grips, so this one is actually illegal. Out of all of these you can basically only carry the knife and stun gun on your person, but you can RP running back to your personal vehicle to grab any of those guns out of the trunk if you’re in a self defense situation and still be legally in the clear.

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

At least California isn’t completely stupid

[@ThePatrolCapCrow]

@@Cheezy_Bunz _ehhhhh_

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

@@ThePatrolCapCrow yea on second thought *ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

[@jameskun8374]

Dude, you think you can flee the scene, open the trunk, pull out a shotgun and kill whoever provoked you? That wouldn't be legal self defense in any state lol.

[@nadnerb_sr20]

@@Cheezy_Bunz it definitely could be worse there, but it still is pretty bad

[@delayed_control]

This was not a "no crime" run but a pure pacifist run. There are several points in this video where you'd be legally able to defend yourself.

[@Steven-cf1ty]

In self defense situations, especially in places like California, the law becomes very gray. If someone were to respond violently to assault and battery or assault with a deadly weapon, instead of fleeing, it wouldn't be a pleasant case once you're in court.

[@thicniggazinc]

Well Cali is a bs state and doesn't like it when u defend yourself

[@Tyufoe96]

@@Steven-cf1ty yeah, but being put in court doesn't mean you're guilty. If you can look at a situation in this ((video game)) where it is definitely a case of self defense, it's pedantic to sit there and just assume court = guilty. He could, if he wanted at least for the sake of the video and entertainment purposes make a point that he had to go to court to "prove" his actions just and legal. Also what he was doing with bounty hunting was arguably more illegal than beating up the wanted person and taking them in.

[@IEatPooPooForFun]

@@Tyufoe96 yet he inserted himself into these situations, making it likely a jury would find him guilty, that is if the case would go as far as a trial.

[@Tyufoe96]

@@IEatPooPooForFun what you saw 90% of the video is bounty hunting, which is a legal profession and as far as we know you are being employed by a bail bonds woman. You can legally defend yourself against someone who is wanted for jumping bail. What he's doing by luring them into dying is literally more illegal than beating up a bail jumper who decided to attack you on sight, whether it be bare handed, knife, or gun. Manslaughter (or even murder if enough proof is given) for purposefully leading someone to their death vs. Beating criminal up for attacking you

[@mariarosariaaloisio]

The very epic gaming montage was truly the most epic part of the video.

[@calebamore]

I lost it when you asked if the vehicle is insured in your name. Well done, mate.

[@El1as--]

When he said he couldn't stop cause he would block the traffic got me

[@Flakecorns796]

17:49 was honestly eye candy nice editing!

[@lightningninja2026]

Your comment is underrated, why aren't more people liking it

[@charleyfarley4769]

@@lightningninja2026 very true. Also, sound candy

[@poopfloatackedyourmans1115]

@@charleyfarley4769 Ear candy

[@Fasneocroth]

The money counter was hype

[@mayz2572]

1:26 Chapter One : The Start? 5:10 Chapter Two : The Start 7:26 Chapter Three : Unsustainable Capital 9:47 Chapter Four : Unjustified Justice 16:33 : Chapter Five : The Grind

[@noname-zg3lm]

Bro made the hardest GTA edit i ever saw and expects us to look past it

[@WingingItCrypto]

"Is this vehicle actually insured in my name, and is it road legal" absolutely finished me 🤣🤣🤣

[@K1NG4LIFE]

Content creation of GTA V can't get better than this.

[@Osiriscs1]

1 after Mors Mutual

[@peppamintyy]

This basically says that in order for Nigel to become rich legally, he has to become Nigel Mansell

[@Artificeral]

Including the amazing moustache 🤣

[@Noodle_Fr]

this mans dedication to a single 20 minute video is amazing!

[@Teatheard]

This dude made more money in a few hours by following the law than I made in a few years playing every mission in online

[@NotProbablyKam]

It’s so funny how he talks so politely while attempting to make people have “unfortunate accidents”

[@Johnskichops]

that was a hilarious story of having a moral compass in a toxic world. bravo

[@Nugcon]

a questionable one, but a moral compass nonetheless.

[@ThingMan332]

Bro, the epic gaming montage was epic. I'm actually surprised that it was

[@BeavisOfArabia]

Had a giggle at the idea that diving into the sea to "accidentally" push someone into it, leading them to drown to death, would be considered "crimeless". Poor bastards.

[@aziel.212]

i mean, if you dive and push them, it's technically manslaughter. here they just jumped in to follow him and took an L

[@Thatbejaym]

Diving off the pier is illegal in Cali

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

@@Thatbejaym oh no

[@blubobo99]

@@Thatbejaym oh no

[@idontknowlolgivemesoemthi]

@@Thatbejaym well technically he's "tripping",not hopping off

[@olepedersen4350]

Technically, not reporting the crimes you witness (such as the other players ramming into each other) to the police, is a crime on itself, and so is watching a guy drown without trying to rescue him, calling for help or giving CPR

[@MyGeniusFriend]

True, but is there anything he could have done to help the drowning guys once they fell into the water?

[@doughboywhine]

Does gta protagonist get an exemption due to their inability to speak?

[@olepedersen4350]

@@MyGeniusFriend No, but he should definitely have called 911 and reported the actual death he just witnessed

[@olepedersen4350]

@@doughboywhine No, he could have dialed 911 or tried to push them to shore by swimming into them. Then I'd say that he did what he could to help. But honestly, a premeditated staged accident probably still is a crime in the first place, just with more steps, so that whole bounty hunter thing was definitely iffy... I mean, I couldn't rub a chair in peanuts and then invite someone to my house, which I knew had a peanut allergy, and then when they died from sitting on the chair, just go "Well, I didn't do it. He sat on the chair himself" xD But it was very creative and fun to watch!

[@olepedersen4350]

But of course, as the people he drowned was chasing him and hurting him, then not helping them could be considered a matter of personal protection I guess. But still... 911

[@snaccajacks]

The editing of this video was insane, that montage was a beauty, I really wanna see ‘In control again’ make it big, deserves a larger following for this truly wonderful pieces of work.

[@cormacsmithy3975]

Even in GTA, the only way to make money legitimately is honest hard work.