A Criminal Explains How He Survived A Year In County Jail | Ep.9 | The Connect w/ Johnny Mitchell

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[@robford374]

Johnny "The Man" Mitchell

[@tonymarselle8812]

Was this multanomah county? If so stop acting like a punk.

[@mattmarkey7949]

If you pay 10% to a bondsman you don't get it back. You can only get your money back if you pay the full bond amount to the jail. That's how a bonding company makes money, they loan you money at 10% interest. If you don't go to court they lose all the money they put up. I love your show!

[@suicideheadaches4460]

let's be real... you had more stashed then what your saying and stand up is a cash buissness and your laundering what you had left... smart play

[@gmailazerty]

Instant like bruh

[@boardaway1]

Give credit where it's due. Mad respect for the marketing, work ethic, and story telling. This guy's gunna be a millionaire no matter what he does

[@jonnystockwell5837]

For sure the work ethic and hustle of guys like this will always translate somewhere else

[@loganflores349]

@@jonosay854 was*😂

[@giovannischulze1253]

you've seen his podcasst or stand up? dude suuuuuuuuuxxxxx.+ this story fake af

[@TK-ur2el]

He has yet to confirm or show any paper work relating to his experience, until that happens this is most likely a fictitious story. His name could change from “Johnny the connect” to “johnny king of cap”

[@MainPrism]

His games is on point. The man just knows how to make money no matter what the situation is. Mad props!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@c-moneycantrell]

How he describes county jail is exactly how I tell my kids it was for me. People think prison time is hard time but county is the hardest part with the biggest transition. It’s sad because you could be in for something small yet you’re next to a guy who’s destined to get life . Nobody knows exactly what will happen to them therefore there’s a lot of stress in the air. Which ultimately turns into anger

[@c-moneycantrell]

Try being on the Psych floor in Dallas Tx Shit gets wild , I've seen people writing on the walls with their own Feces ( shit) A guy butt naked playing the air guitar 🎸 A guy doing swan dives off a bunk onto concrete floor repeatedly head first And yes plenty of asses getting whooped into a corner just to be pissed on Sounds like the great life right kids !

[@obsidian7644]

I think jails and prisons should be tier'd, ppl with 1 year and under in their own space. 5 years and under in their own, 5 to 20 in their own and lifers or anything over 20 in their own.

[@micah.101]

@@obsidian7644 never going to happen. Especially not in small towns and cities they’re not going to be building multiple jails

[@DoomFinger511]

@@obsidian7644 When I was in jail the segregated it based on your bail. If it was under $50k you went to the low security dorm section. If it was over $50k or you were remanded you went to the cells. Then they had a separate cell section for violent offenders and gang members. The best section to be in was the drug rehab dorm or cells. It was funded to help anyone charged with drug crimes to rehabilitate and could look good to the judge. No one messed around in that section because you only went there to look good on your papers. They also had people from AA and NA come in to speak so it broke up the monotony of the time.

[@obsidian7644]

@@DoomFinger511 the entire prison system needs to be improved we wouldnt even have all these people locked up if our drug laws werent so old and outdated. Drug offenders should never go to a jail or a prison. Somewhere along the line that got lost. Instead of helping the people they force them into a life of crime or to be surrounded by criminals. They say "Oh but they give you a job while inside"...sounds like slavery to me.

[@bhtezzo3638]

This channel has quickly become my favorite one so far

[@jaydenpring7442]

Bro the shorts got me hooked

[@bhtezzo3638]

@@jaydenpring7442 stg bro each one I see actually captures my interest

[@joeygdrums]

Check out after prison show and lockdown 23&1

[@Progs420]

@@jaydenpring7442 me too

[@warrenarnold]

He is a Good guy

[@AwokenEntertainment]

the way you tell your stories make me feel like I was there..

[@jeremyaldrich4432]

Ongg

[@geekywhat3312]

I was also there, didnt see you😂

[@GodLovesYou1624]

Makes him feel like he was even there too!

[@alexcook2574]

I was also inside Maria for that split second

[@ahmedharajli189]

I bet he also wants to know what it was like if he were actually there

[@alariclippert6530]

Dude puts so much work into these. Gotta leave a like

[@FlymanMS]

@@gekpek3311 "creeping" lol What kind of proof you want? I'm not saying I believe everything he says but you bunch of deniers and contrarians in comments should have some serious rebuttals if you want to be taken seriously

[@nexpro6118]

@@gekpek3311 do you watch tv shows shows movies? Obviously yes, which means you've spent money on stories(shows. Movies) that you obviously know are not real but you don't bitch about that right? Lol your just jealous because he's making good money (odds are more than you make) even with him being a felon. Lol 😆

[@TVCCOURSE123]

@@gekpek3311 stfu bro just unnecessary

[@poopl00p3r]

Nah. He pays people to edit and makke it good. Don't listen to him, he stashed away some drug money.

[@alexislamont5679]

Lary Lawton Jr

[@Son-of-Tyr]

Man I had to choose between bonding out or putting my money towards my lawyer, I didn't have enough for both. I chose to stay in county and pay my lawyer with my cash and damn I'm glad I did. I got time served with 18 months probation. I love my lawyer. I've sent him x-mas cards every year for the last 11 years since I got out.

[@darkskinwhite]

hell yeah I would too

[@Killshot15]

The fact that we are blessed with this content for free is a blessing in itself fr, I would love to watch a tv series or a movie based on your life fr

[@seanyfaulkner7106]

Fr

[@theconnectpod]

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[@Kathleenherd488]

“It’s a vanity thing” 😂😂😂 priceless to offer up. I’m so enjoying this video series. Extremely honest and insightful.

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[@thelewsa5445]

Literally just binged 1-8 at work. And screamed "Lets Goooo!" When i saw this. Thanks for the stories man.

[@youtubyoutub2304]

The fukk kinda bludge job you working to watch hours of shows at?

[@theconnectpod]

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[@CryptidOath-]

my favorite is definitely the one about colombia. it’s fascinating to me how eventful this man’s life was and how at every moment of it he was and is making and executing concise plans for his betterment.

[@biggtrucker8563]

I retired as a police detective and I had a huge case where multiple people in jail was giving info on a guy that would talk about his case. He would also ask people for help and they would call to report what they did for him. Most of this, I believe, was done because he was very much disliked and there was a green light to snitch on him.

[@fingerprince3709]

This has come off as a grift. You know better than me, the history of just how insidious the cia is. This a pretty slick honey trap.

[@fingerprince3709]

He has a patron lmao. They are paying to expose themselves

[@thamuzkilo]

@@fingerprince3709 who has a patron?

[@headshart1362]

I don't understand

[@kalebdye4378]

Yeah if you're a prick of a drug dealer and use your power to fuck other ppls girlfriends and shit you gonna get snitched on FASSSTTT

[@lyricalkontent1793]

This is by far the best channel on KZbin. Johnny you're so charismatic and confident the way you speak about this shit and it's inspiring. Keep up the great work

[@Flippinliving]

I have insanely similar stories. I like how you can put it all together. It was all such a crazy mess to me, it is hard for me to think back in any kind of order and tell the story as well as you do. Much LOVE

[@reapersritehand]

All my homies tell my son(16) "you will never believe the life your father had the things he's seen and done, the places he's been should be a freaking movie, but he'll never tell you"

[@snarevox]

so many inconsistencies tho.. i think its probably partially real with alotta bullshit sprinkled in

[@fantasy_foexig1116]

@@snarevox wich inconsistencies name few pls

[@jordanclark3813]

No shit! I get fucked up and I can't remember jack shit so I damn sure couldn't tell a coherent story!

[@Flippinliving]

@@snarevox I got told a lot of b******* stories from inmates about how they were cartel or Mafia or part of some gang or something. A lot of that's just garbage talk that made me this guy believed. All with you I'd probably go along with your Hell's Angels story, which is probably believable if your buddy buddy with the guard. He probably is telling the stories that he heard but I can't imagine they're exaggerated very much by hime but more by the people telling him the stories because it's pretty wild in there.

[@zachariahmackie7214]

Man the amount of cruel dreams I had of me being released or escaping just to wake up the cold reality that I had to stick it out kinda breaks you

[@Jdalio5]

How long were you in?

[@ceramikxxx5882]

Fr waking up is the worst part of jail its all cold , the loud sound of the doors slamming open and the trays coming in

[@andre36wo]

Once I stopped feeling my phone vibrate in my pocket, I knew I was institutionalized

[@SNAKAFOF]

All the dreams of eating good food while locked up 😔

[@awfuldemonspit6761]

WHEN JHONNY IS DROPING EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN LIFE, WHAT A MAN ! love from Italy

[@kitchenchronicles1593]

Really appreciate how much work you put into this and how you’ve turned your life around. God bless, sir!

[@Fitterminal]

The story that you wish it'd never end.

[@VooDooley]

No one has made a 'Neverending Story' joke yet?

[@Asher104]

The story that you wish would never end

[@tomtripp5417]

I’m pretty sure he’s glad it ended it though 😂

[@robertkelly5337]

Some people still think he's lying lol

[@beetlejuice4357]

He did lol. I got a bunch of connections in county and threw them all away when I got home.

[@matthewbowers4983]

Have a real hard time thinking he’s lying. The description of each step and how it is, is too on point. The only way he knows each step like that is if you’ve lived it.

[@Raigshow]

He is.. I’ve been to 5 different counties and pretty violent and political counties everywhere from California , Florida, Arizona , North Carolina.. none of this shitnhappens off the rip, maybe every once in a while.. especially in caliball the woods bring you in and show respect to you yes you will fight and have to love urself eventually but not right off the rip like the bozo is talking about .. he probably just look like a little girl that people put on radar right away to extort his skinny GQ looking @ss

[@slash.9882]

Really enjoyed the part where you talked about how messed up the legal system is.

[@j_rainsgoat3929]

What's a juridic system?

[@slash.9882]

@@j_rainsgoat3929 Meant legal system, my bad not a native speaker

[@Fanta....]

@@slash.9882 Prob more like judicial system bud

[@Helloredtiger333]

Honestly I have never even thought of joining a patreon for a KZbin channel, but after binging these episodes and patiently waiting every video release I will gladly pay for the exclusive content.

[@theconnectpod]

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[@Hammy_J]

Brings back a lot of painful memories of my short stay. I saw guys who had been to prison and ended up back in jail have a hard time too. Nobody has an easy time. But it changed my life for the better some how…

[@austiningle8621]

Same bro, 60 days in doesn't do county justice. It's a different ball game than on a screen when those scratched up doors close. It changed my life as well.

[@Hammy_J]

@@austiningle8621well said. Hopefully changed for the better bro.

[@angusseletto1511]

BROTHER YOURE AN ARTIST THAT CAN PAINT DRAMATIC BEAUTIFUL PICTURES WITH ONLY WORDS.THATS SPECIAL ❤

[@salamisticc]

You’re the man Johnny, so glad to have you out here telling all these great stories much love to ya 🙌

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[@money.explorer]

this man really put in what he learned from drugs marketing to legit marketing. 😂 love the content g

[@RedheadJack]

I respect this hustle. So articulate and entertaining

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[@wfail8656]

I have plenty of memories from ‘06 in Eugene with you sir. Good times and great stories. Glad to see you are doing well and love what you are doing.

[@susanstewart3017]

I left Eugene in 91 wish I would've met him

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[@STEAK_inc.]

I freaking love how he describes his lawyer😂😂😂

[@amandabarker3794]

I told my husband the same thing! I actually work in the system, every bulbous, shit bag attorney, will now be lovingly called "Gorski or the fat man"

[@jamesbuchanan2001]

"The fattest lawyer because anyone who eats that much must of won a lot of cases."

[@merkaatv7772]

“Boy was that fat motherfucker wrong” shit killed me😂😂😂😂😂

[@themysterycook7320]

his lawyer did good for him. got him 18 months down from 5 years ,yet he derisively calls him the fat man and puts his name out there. unprofessional. nasty. uncalled for. most cons/ex cons are bad nasty people and thats why they end up in prison. this man is a naricissist, yet he still is a little entertaining. dont think hes a good man really. he calls himself an asshole, and he is. has the criminal mentality. for life.

[@JWitt30]

When he said "boy was that fat MF'er wrong." I lost it 😆 🤣 it was timed perfect

[@jigafox]

I watched the 3 hour with Johnny on some other platform. Good stuff! I was a wild kid, but I’m a lawyer today. I did criminal defense for a time, and everything Johnny is talking about here is spot on! Also, Johnnys intelligence and talent shines through! He’ll be successful at any endeavor he applies himself to! Best wishes, Johnny! Cheers!

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[@Jaxonnzkiller]

Dude had like 34k subs 2 months ago. Good for him this shit is amazing. Great messages and stories. Good for him

[@patrickhooker5697]

His storys are going to get real week . Dont have enough time in to fill the content

[@awesome346]

Jesus loves you!

[@itisannona]

@@patrickhooker5697 he could ultimately transition to other forms of content. he has insane charisma.

[@IXIII-IXIII]

​@annona718 you were right, with hindsight

[@shshshsbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdb816]

This is some of the best content I’ve watched in a while, Mitchell is very good at telling his stories

[@smokersdelight4205]

"The fat man Gorski" kills me every time he says it

[@djwilliams4714]

Love this series!! Curious as since you “served” your “time” ; However what did the IRS Do AFTER??

[@jayteefishing1543]

Been waiting all week for this one!! Love this guys story.

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[@srtyfiedty]

Best KZbin Chanel out right now. The type of content that gets me excited to watch !

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[@coryminnick1256]

Just found this channel and this is the first video I’ve seen if you. Man. You’re so full of knowledge and a superb video editor. I subbed. Sounds like you’re a good dude, sad to say people who have been incarcerated are labeled as damaged goods. I don’t think that, I just think they made poor choices and for the most part learn. But as you said. A lot go back to the life of crime. I’m glad you learned. And thank you for sharing.

[@nlocnil3602]

Since some guy in the other video asked why you don't blink I can't unsee it 🤣🤣🤣 awesome channel mate

[@cian239]

Bro he literally blinked twice I read this 😂 wdym

[@MattyCurtis1]

it dont matter if you win or lose in a jail or prison fight. you HAVE to do it. you will be respected for giving it your all. Love the stories johnny. brings me back to when I was in.

[@rockyvolcano4]

Me and my mother love watching you but she said the most profound shit just a second ago. “He traded pushing dr*gs for pushing content. Got everyone hooked on his stories and now there are exclusive ones you have to pay for. What a brilliant man.” I gotta say she’s right. You are excellent at selling these videos and a true example of someone who learned the game well.

[@nexpro6118]

The best drug dealers are the best salesman. I've been in the car business now for, 8 years and at I've been at, 5 different dealerships and at everyone, the Top salesman was/is a dealer and or addict as well. Ha. It's a widely known inside fact that the car business is full of drug dealers and addicts. Dealerships put up with it because they are the best salesman usually like, 95% of the time. At my current dealership, the top salesman again, is a drug addict and dealer (meth) and he has no license because it was suspended and the dealership doesn't care and even let's him still drive the dealership cars lol. He sells at least 20 cars a month and half the time sells 26 cars a month. Makes on average, 12k a month and is always broke at the end of every month lol

[@pumpernickle2423]

@@nexpro6118 as someone who works at a dealership, if your guy is making 12k a month selling 20-26 cars you need to quit immediately because the desk if fucking you hard.

[@nexpro6118]

@@pumpernickle2423 depends on the pay plan. At dodge/Chrysler dealerships, if the salesman doesn't get above 97% of customer satisfaction, the salesman doesn't get the bonus money in the numbers you sold and doesn't get that extra money on their dodge debit cards for selling certain cars. So, if most of your deals are just Minis, then yeah, 12k now, if its the opposite and the salesman hits the customer percentage, the 20 cars sold, even if all were minis, you'd make about 17.5k

[@pumpernickle2423]

@@nexpro6118 97% for csi is outrageous, they want you to fail. I work for mercedes in the bay area and if one of the sales guys sell 26 cars he is making 25-60k depending on which cars he sells.

[@nexpro6118]

@@pumpernickle2423 yes it is. Haha. Welcome to selling Chrysler products ha. Chrysler wants to win the top customer satisfaction awards. Lol

[@luumix999]

Love the no bs approach to this series

[@theconnectpod]

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[@SiXRiNGS617]

400k subs wow, this man is growing at an incredible pace respect ✊

[@apststreet8489]

I usually skip long videos except for this channel. This guy is a brilliant story teller . He can attend in TED talks.. I wish you luck brother..

[@michaelsalazar7399]

DUDE I AM SO STUCK ON THIS SHOW !!!! This shit was my life growing up so hearing another light skin dude talking bout street shit is wild to me . Keep going man . This shit inspires me to keep pushing even with my past .. none of that bullshit matters

[@lilsmurf7829]

This guys blowing the fuck up and I’m extremely happy for him… dudes a great story teller and seems like a genuine person altogether. I see a lot of myself in him when I was younger

[@tigersunruss]

I've always wondered what it truly is like in prison, how much is hollywood vs real, but I've never wanted to experience it myself. Glad you're telling these stories sir, I'm amazed how much crap goes on.

[@harunkaraaslan4002]

stop copying dude...

[@nexpro6118]

Love it when he explains how the American Jail Bail System is a set up to get people to plea guilty by keeping them inside County and or bail set at an amount the person cannot afford and its all a damn screwed up system.....then says that he would have posted bail and took off down south....lmao so the Prosecuting Attorny was right to say he's a flight risk and setting a no bail....sssoooo...the fucked up system was correct and worked.....bahahahahha

[@lildawwg2226]

@@harunkaraaslan4002 I thought I seen this comment before 😂😂

[@nathan9901]

Chech out Larry lawton.

[@tigersunruss]

@@harunkaraaslan4002 Just because two people have the same thought doesn't mean they are copying. I'm sure a lot of people have the same thought.

[@strangexj86]

I LOVE this series! I’ve been listening to it at work. Can’t wait for more.

[@javierm3998]

Dude you were definitely a flight risk!!!! 😂😂

[@M1tZk1]

Thank you for sharing your stories. You're narration makes them so entertaining and engaging while also being educational. I can totally see this beeing a Netflix show in a year or two.

[@theconnectpod]

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[@dancox5572]

Thank you for sharing your story. Best of luck with all your future endeavors.

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[@Vic-ro2sy]

Very rarely somebody can captivate me like you just did with your storytelling skills. First episode I listened but def not the last.

[@dreamxen4000]

I don't think I've ever seen someone put in the time and effort into these videos as you johnny i love it never thought id enjoy watching these types of videos but I really do enjoy em keep it up!

[@Doyouevenart69]

Watch Ryan Leones videos they’re sooooo much better and it’s not cap like this guys horse shit

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[@9kaart]

In my country, there is a law that one day in jail is counted as two days in prison

[@cb7251]

Where you from bro?

[@9kaart]

@@cb7251 Ukraine

[@CKpremium1992]

Each day feels like a month each month feels like a year OMG dude I literally remember telling my friends that when I got out back in 2016. Literally so true, and you truly won’t understand unless you’ve been there.. time stands still and they specifically make sure to not keep a keep a clock anywhere the inmates can see and the guards even flipped their watches on the inside so you couldn’t take a look… that way you never know what time it is and it just makes time stand still even more.

[@AztecDread]

The no clock was the most mental torture..

[@isaiahsimmons7780]

I see so many comments questioning his credibility. Even if his stories came from people he met in the “Department Of Connections”. I like hearing these stories, they are told extremely well without having to exaggerate. Great job Johnny

[@factualopinions5256]

I get so hyped for these new videos! Love the stories and advice (not a drug dealer lol) just great life lessons from a dude who’s been through some shit

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[@Bradley-o6d]

Anyone else love the stories but find Johnny funny as hell the way he describes things? I always laugh man😂

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[@KenanRaptor]

You are a legend! You are one of the few people I subscribed to😆

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[@twig828]

Loving the content, the full length videos and the dope shorts. I can't wait to see what yall got coming

[@theconnectpod]

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[@twig828]

@@theconnectpod you coming to NC any? For the comedy

[@xersis31]

I'm loving these hour long videos,john keep it up please

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[@JWitt30]

JCS comes back and this guy rolls up with the best storytelling I may have ever heard.. it's a true Xmas Miracle

[@sandersamu4655]

Congrats on 400K Johnny! The work ethic is really inspirational. See you on the Patreon

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[@A_Sarmad]

Damn can't wait for the next episode, you are killing it man keep it up 💥💥💥

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[@Mr1998Brandonify]

Gotta give it to him, he knows how to market. First time I checked out his channel, had a few videos and subs. Has a small list of videos and nearly 500k subs with shorts. Hat off to you sir.

[@shanemullen2512]

Love this guy he is the best he needs a video

[@JWitt30]

You our by FAR the only channel that I'd actually sign up for Patreon 👏 👏 👏

[@estout324]

I can we why Johnny was such a successful dealer. Never bought Patreon before but now I feel I have to lol.

[@snarevox]

@ 51:13 of the previous episode he definitely said "they just wanted maria, they didnt know about the sinaloans or his activities in northern california" then he opens this episode saying they wanted info on the sinaloans and his activities in northern california. IM CALLING BULLSHIT. AND HOW THE FUCK DID AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN WITH NO ID WHO ESCAPED BACK TO MEXICO FOR 10 YEARS HAVE A GODDAMN WARRANT WHEN HE CAME BACK.. THE BULLSHIT KEEPS GETTING DEEPER JESUS CHRIST. so many inconsistencies.

[@nexpro6118]

The best drug dealers are the best salesman. I've been in the car business now for, 8 years and at I've been at, 5 different dealerships and at everyone, the Top salesman was/is a dealer and or addict as well. Ha. It's a widely known inside fact that the car business is full of drug dealers and addicts. Dealerships put up with it because they are the best salesman usually like, 95% of the time. At my current dealership, the top salesman again, is a drug addict and dealer (meth) and he has no license because it was suspended and the dealership doesn't care and even let's him still drive the dealership cars lol. He sells at least 20 cars a month and half the time sells 26 cars a month. Makes on average, 12k a month and is always broke at the end of every month lol

[@williamhohepa2304]

NO ADS. I respect that so much 💯🔥

[@julian9579]

Its insane how fast your channel has become one of my favourites for amazing stories, you are really really good at storytelling 😄

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[@danny55531]

This guy and Mrballen's stories are keeping me sane during my nasty flu

[@Slickhxe]

felt that cuz

[@BostonsF1nest]

Mr Ballen is dope. Almost hard to believe that guy was a Navy SEAL at one point

[@CyberManny23]

Top tier video quality. Bro you are an amazing story teller by the way! Side note: Our justice system is f#@ked!

[@theconnectpod]

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[@baldwinhighbury2888]

Genuine, amazing content. I 100% recommend it!

[@theconnectpod]

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[@R0SE3E]

Your Patreon is the first one I’ve really ever thought of joining. I get paid today. We’ll see. I wanna see you continue to succeed bro

[@theconnectpod]

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[@TheNoisyBoy]

Hey Johnny just want to say I love your content and I keep looking forward to your Spotify episodes each week! Your way of storytelling is amazing and it keeps me intrigued all the way through. Congrats on the fast growth of your channel you absolutely deserve it! Looking forward to the next Connect:).

[@theconnectpod]

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[@agentrocco8042]

I'm a big fan I catch evry episode as soon as it drops , can you go into more detail about the effects in the rise of hard drugs and the rise in violent crimes as in relation to the legalization of Marijuana, I myself want to write a book on the last 20 yrs I spent in that industry but I would be just as happy to hear a hourly long break down by you . I have input I can contribute if needed. You rule

[@snarevox]

hes fulla shit bro.. sept 8th 2010 was a wednesday, not a friday....and @ 51:13 of the previous episode, he definitely said "they just wanted maria, they didnt know about the sinaloans or his activities in northern california" then he opens this episode saying they wanted info on the sinaloans and his activities in northern california.. hes just making shit up as he goes along, i wouldnt look up to someone like that.

[@YuijroHanma]

Listening to these while I work makes time fly but when I don’t each day feels like a week

[@anthonyward9582]

I find your videos to be very inspiring to not make those same mistakes I have in the past and stay on the legitimate road thanks johnny

[@theconnectpod]

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[@tommygreenthumbs]

Found you through the Your Mom's House podcast you did recently and have been going through all your videos. Super awesome stuff man!

[@jackhummell]

Can’t wait for Maria to see this

[@libra11426]

I can attest to that feeling of waking up in county. I only spent a month, on a hold, but it sucked. I opened my eyes and cried.

[@brokeboybrady]

I did 90 days that shit sucks

[@ericharrison4583]

You're a badass storyteller. Kudos

[@danielcallahan5404]

Johnny you need to get active in criminal justice reform. What you said about the crooked way our system is setup is exactly right.

[@YTISASF]

I’m 10 mins in and my BS meter is tweaking out. It’s your 1st day and the other guys 1st day but he already has pull wit the guards to let y’all fight. And he decides to randomly walk up to u and steal yo Cinnabon 😂😂😂 I been to jail hella times and ain’t never seen no movie shit like this lmao bruh crazy as hell

[@Doyouevenart69]

Bro I said the exact same thing. This guy is cap 🧢 as fuck

[@Doyouevenart69]

Check out Ryan Leones stories they’re so much better

[@williamdixon-gk2sk]

Bro, let's start here. I've been in 9 County jails over 3 states. When have you ever seen a delicious looking Cinnabon on your breakfast tray, and a FORK to stab it with?

[@Lightinthedark730]

The explanation of the fight with the toilet paper on your hands is hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@dfelix419]

Damn... I just watched 9 episodes in a row. This is fascinating. Should be a movie instead the nonsense they give us nowadays

[@greenmountaingrower4680]

Look forward to these this is the best thing on KZbin right now

[@ianbeckuk]

this is a great show and season (story and editing) .....this should be on Netflix or something! 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@theconnectpod]

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[@makebradengreatagain2091]

Dude these podcasts are something else, amazing content man that's always interesting as hell to watch

[@theconnectpod]

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[@KingKalani777]

Great Storytelling Bro - You’re Super Entertaining 😂 You Just Earned a New Subscriber 🤙

[@Pendejo.Dark1]

I wonder if Durk actually reads his comments, it would be cool if he mentioned frequently asked questions from his videos :D

[@snarevox]

about all the lies hes telling

[@FlymanMS]

@@snarevox which lies, can you specify?

[@snarevox]

@@FlymanMS sure flyman, just for you.. ok, @ 51:13 of the previous episode he definitely said "they just wanted maria, they didnt know about the sinaloans or his activities in northern california" then he opens this episode saying they wanted info on the sinaloans and his activities in northern california. also in previous video he said he got arrested on september 8th 2010, which was a wednesday, this video he says friday. ive been to prison, NOBODY rides out from the county on the same night they go to court to accept their plea. AND HOW THE FUCK DID AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN WITH NO ID WHO ESCAPED BACK TO MEXICO FOR 10 YEARS HAVE A GODDAMN WARRANT WHEN HE CAME BACK.. like i said, so many lies. his bullshit is getting too deep.

[@jackbeddoes4416]

Maaan you’re actually the best story teller ever. Love this Channel

[@Doyouevenart69]

Nah check out Ryan Leone

[@FLG.GLICK540]

Moral of the story, become a high up criminal defense attorney! Because they are the ones who get a nasty legal paycheck, plus they have a network of other kick ass attorneys and relationships with da's, ada's and judges who will let you slide on grey areas where a civilian would be washed! Sounds like fat man gorszki ran the bag up just as much as a high level dealer. Love the format, and your story telling ability, keep it up!

[@CharliMorganMusic]

I experienced the military corrections system. It is absolutely wild how fair and humanely people will treat each other when everybody benefits from getting me out of jail as fast as possible.

[@Anotherdaynparadise]

5:09 Dude, This content coupled with your story telling prowess is fucking paramount man 🏆🏆🏆 The references and analogies you used here in this particular event, nearly made me piss myself brother 😅 shared, liked and subscribed. Your videos are very interesting and entertaining. Keep em coming im hooked.

[@theconnectpod]

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[@ACDCRD]

This guy is a straight hustler. What a G. Great content Johnny

[@theconnectpod]

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[@syntax323]

I couldn't relate to this more... I did a year and a half in the county jail, before prison. I got out on November 17th, 2018. Been clean, and running a company with 4 stores and never been happier.

[@almVancouver]

"This guy grabbed my C..." haha...classic~!

[@thetarotbogan]

He's absolutely right. I got locked up for boarder hoping during covid (going from one state to another) if I wanted to fight the charge and plead not guilty I would have had to wait locked up remanded in custody for 3 months just to face trail. If I pleaded guilty the most I would get was 2 weeks. So of course you choose to plead guilty. They wouldn't let me out on bail because I was deemed a flight risk. So now I have a permanent record and had to spend two weeks in prison. Lucky I was in isolation and didn't have to go through any of the shit He's talking about. The Australian court system is just the same.

[@Supermoto_Steve]

Johnny you're killing it brother.. Keep telling those tales!

[@tshepo7122]

Tales? Lol

[@pietrotornaindietro6576]

What does "keep telling those tales" mean?

[@alexander1902]

@@pietrotornaindietro6576 he's really embellishing a lot of it. He wasn't moving any weight and was just a spoiled white kid who wanted to play games.

[@victorlund-redin3479]

@@pietrotornaindietro6576 From the dictionary: a fictitious or true narrative or story, especially one that is imaginatively recounted. did u learn English in school lol?

[@aimtcb]

youtube is brutal, come correct 😂😂😂

[@trapkoda]

Best story teller alive

[@robertvasquez4602]

Worst feeling in the world is waking up out of a great dream and being in jail.