A Cruel Angel's Thesis / Eurobeat Remix

[@TurboA]

I can take your money now! www.patreon.com/turboa The tiers are still pretty much useless, so suggestions are welcome. Instrumentals here: kzbin.info/door/mh7WlCTsd4y7vcZx4N5Yfw

[@yorhajihadi1477]

Just wanna throw it out there. Can we get a eurobeat Saleel al sawarim please? I'm poor so take pity if you can. Promise to ease up on the jihad if you hook us up.

[@speararmada716]

Yorha Jihadi you finna get blacklisted lmfao

[@yorhajihadi1477]

@@speararmada716 already on the list.

[@Mega4943]

$5k for a personal choice of what you should remix

[@treerexaudi]

Sorry to hear all this has happened, but did you ever notice how the rear bumper of all your ae86s in your thumbnails is cropped or scaled wrong?

[@talbotf1385]

GET IN THE 86 SHINJI!!!!

[@JuanVazquez-fz7ny]

Last stage ep 11

[@elbenja0088]

@@JuanVazquez-fz7ny THAT INITIAL D REFERENCE

[@cthpng9437]

Lol that oddly becomes an Initial D reference 😂😂😂

[@moisesezequielgutierrez]

*Guess where Takumi's Mom is?* *_To the AE86! Get it?_*

[@raymondkoledoye9941]

Hahahahah that's cool😆👌👌

[@hiropisku1078]

When you try to prevent Third Impact at 3 but need to deliver Tofu at 4.

[@RealDirtyDan69]

This made me chuckle

[@gojifan9551]

@@RealDirtyDan69 so did i

[@masterrody2954]

B-b-baka mo no da!

[@Phoenix-tc6dp]

Best comment iv seen all week

[@josipbroztito9015]

Master Rody BRRRRRRRRAKAMONOGAAAAA

[@oscar28Racso]

Bunta: my son is the 2nd best driver in japan Gendo: my son has depression

[@gadgetmcfly9640]

Bunta: Let's Trade.

[@101Elric]

Gendo: Hold my Adam

[@moisesezequielgutierrez]

Ms. Inui *(Shinji Inui's mother):* _"Wait! what about my Son?"_

[@keithedeadlierreaper5661]

Thats dark

[@sharkuel]

If you think of it, Shinji rides his own mother. :bigthink:

[@matteolusso9818]

I've listened to this too many times that now it's my official version of Evangelion's theme.

[@XTR_NEELAN]

Its kinda sad and good

[@Bartholo-meow]

every masterpiece has a cheap original

[@mugendono23]

If I didn't know better I would say it sounds like a Macross theme. lol

[@Just_A_Random_Guy6996]

​@@XTR_NEELANyes its wayy to good

[@federalinvestigator]

true

[@turtlelurve]

"Get in the car Shinji, or Rei will have to drift again"

[@davideastridge7429]

Underrated.

[@anonimous3158]

that would be an angel like drifting

[@雷電Z]

Plot twist: Rei met Guardrail-kun in the S-00

[@davideastridge7429]

@@雷電Z Wow m8 that's a good reply

[@rullysnjy]

[Rei injured due crash on akina]

[@rhrendy7]

"I don't want to deliver tofu, dad." "Get in the fcking 86, Takumi"

[@m.ridwanrandingalamsyah981]

*wheeze*

[@misakiz826]

lmao

[@mrgw98]

There actually is a scene similar to this in the anime. Takumi's dad gets a Subaru WRX and then gets him to start delivering tofu in it instead. Because Takumi is used to RWD, he doesn't like the Subaru WRX at first because of how it handles being AWD. He tells his dad he doesn't want to drive it anymore and his dad makes him continue to deliver tofu in it instead despite his protests.

[@oatsmcgoats0182]

Bruh this comment killed me

[@ironphilly2366]

same thing with japanese racer that was broke

[@chawanatn]

EVA-00 PROTOTYPE EVA-01 TEST TYPE EVA-02 PRODUCTION TYPE EVA-86 DRIFT TYPE

[@HappyRogue1202]

Chawanat Nakasan thanks captain obvious!! ;)

[@GGGIS]

@@HappyRogue1202 ok

[@Scarecrow_zn]

D r i f t o

[@reginasuecubillo9467]

@Jeshua Gaming i dont you understand the joke here

[@RunderKeks28]

The difference between NERV and the Emperors is really only 1 letter

[@screags]

The original song always gives me goosebumps but this is straight from another world

[@madara897]

When Shinji realizes that using a car he can run away from his problems even faster.

[@-1.349]

Underrated

[@fantasmagotico6926]

Trrrrrue

[@ImaPizzaK]

He can drive away**

[@confusedpharaoh6249]

Stealing Misato's car for a ride

[@astolfo5195]

En ajatellu et löytäisin muitaki suomalaisii tän videon kommenteista

[@winter2286]

So people are like, "Get in the car shinji" but that also means there's a universe where Takumi is an effortlessly great Eva pilot

[@lucho_0211]

Everyone is having mental breakdowns meanwhile Takumi just kills the angel with a poker face, already thinking in going to the beach with Mogi

[@kffire12]

The whole time he be sliding eva 01 around an Angel in ways no bipedal 30 story fighting machine should.

[@alejandrodamianakamatch915]

@@kffire12 he be looking like those roller skating waitresses you see that just flawlessly navigate the tables

[@jksumaylo8066]

@@kffire12 While stabilizing blocks of tofu in the back

[@jbcoolerninja]

The further i look down this conversation i lose more and more of my shit

[@AdulAhmad68]

Turbo's patreon says "I'll make the damn Pillar Men Remix if this goal is reached." YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO BOIS

[@UnNuclear]

AWAKEN MY PATREONS!

[@HotboiEngineering]

Aztec dubstep eurobeat. We are truly in a sacred time brothers.

[@techticianlarsproductions6180]

AYE YA YA

[@Rivaiiiii]

AYAYAYAYAAAAAAAY I'm waiting for Pillar Men!

[@guilty_mulburry5903]

@@UnNuclear awaking my quivering abs

[@edenj6611]

3 years later and it still bangs

[@wosamosman9814]

20 years later and will still bang 😊

[@poryian]

it made in 1592

[@antiktestere]

2024 and still a banger

[@dercarrot991]

“Why do you drift Shinji? Is it so that your father will notice you?”

[@villea.1025]

Senpai notice me

[@grimoire9419]

Oddly fitting since Shinji’s (Inui) father is very much dead and did have a hand in the start of his racing career

[@yoshikagekira6683]

So he would open his eyes

[@rougestarlight4308]

Ain't that the plot of F&F 3?

[@pepedafrog241]

Everything will be daijobu

[@janreiafrica]

TurboAutism: You can (not) drift the robot

[@daegoo_]

You are (not) drifting

[@grahambox7530]

Wanna bet you can drift that fing robot?

[@wallycastagnir]

This is (not) a gigguk reference

[@guilty_mulburry5903]

Wasn't there a scene where little shit drifts the EVA by taking a sharp turn?

[@jaymaxgames6509]

But an Eva can win an AE 86 in a race!!

[@wtscallop]

"Drive the subaru, Shinji. Or she will have to do it again."

[@gus2116]

subaru?

[@farhankhan1951]

@@gus2116 is a car brand

[@lihojiang7522]

It should have been the Trueno

[@mrsnoopdawg7356]

@@gus2116 not the re:zero one

[@ferreiro79]

"GET IN THE FUKING SUBARU" Katsuragi, Misato

[@chrisstark2966]

When this song hits my stereo my passenger always grips the oh my shit handle a little tighter

[@sharkuel]

Bunta: My son rides on his 86 like I never did Gendo: My son rides his mother like I never did

[@redjive7031]

Bruh Moment

[@TheHiddenLettuce]

@@redjive7031 underrated commet

[@KarChiFGM]

C mamo

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

Well deep...dam..

[@MrCiberCiber]

But Bunta drives cooler

[@WhateverKnight]

*copyright law exists* Sweet Jesus, it's an Anti-AT field.

[@CS-hf4dq]

IronXCaliber I genuinely laughed at this lmao

[@Soooes]

Anti- AD field

[@heliosos2123]

@@Soooes good one 😂

[@ErujeiOfficial]

I’ve found my people.

[@LucTheLoner]

Anti-Entertainment field?

[@jzi4]

FATHER!!! You don't speak to me for years, but you expect me to pilot this 86?

[@earonie]

*Drifts vertically*

[@jzi4]

@@earonie a drift so nasty the 86 turns red and green, then causes 3rd impact.

[@thaizzz]

Plot Twist: The 86 has Yui's soul within and that makes Shinji go fast as fuck boi

[@tritonewt3344]

Get in the fucking 86, Shinji

[@TheHuntsman6]

fine, rei can just drive the 86

[@Zr_Ringo]

日本の音楽をこんなに良く、ユーロビートアレンジしてくれるのは嬉しい！

[@CuriosidadesPkmn]

面白いですね

[@alisahutako4518]

I hope you guys are enjoying the jokes everyone is posting here~! "Get in the car, Shinji!"

[@Edward-gj5if]

@@alisahutako4518 ミサトさん「乗りなさいシンジくん」 シンジくん「逃げちゃだめだ、、、」 ゲンドウ「走り屋になれシンジ、でなければ、帰れ」

[@netspher_e]

The alternate ending where Shinji gets through his depression by street racing

[@hazenw4975]

literally takumi's final boss is a nerd named shinji. shinji losing to takumi caused evangelion to happen.

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

"Shinji, I'm told you've been street racing lately. That must stop." "Shut up, dad! Mom let's me street race as much as I want!" "..hmm...good point. I'll allow it, then." "COMMANDER, NO!"

[@TheAkwarium]

then it just turns into Fast and Furious

[@yourelegantwaifu]

I legit made your comment have the 500th likes

[@netspher_e]

@@yourelegantwaifu pog

[@danielpetersen-perez5819]

"Takumi please, get in the car" "Get in the robot Shinji" pretty similar if you think about it

[@thatredkite8310]

Think about it again. In the last race there's a dude called Shinji who doesn't wanna go in his car to race against Takumi.

[@TheAkwarium]

powerful

[@Abba_E5]

BRO

[@mingledspringle]

bruh the last race is literally a guy called shinji who doesn't want to get in the car and race and keeps regretting it at some point and panics a lot

[@treys33trentatres90]

the way of the hero

[@ceto4732]

This is just Shinji drifting into depression, with stupid amounts of style

[@mosesracal6758]

If youre gonna have a big sad, might as well do it in style

[@nobody-unknown]

Same

[@fernandoramirez1605]

I broke your triple six

[@msahrifebrian]

I see the like 999.... I'm gonna like to make it into 1k likes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StarkSpider24]

Pfft.. *I* could do that to... *Slides back the hammer on a pistol*

[@Codeman73H1337]

Thanks Jim!

[@dimetime35c]

NNRU

[@aces1237]

Asuka: Shinji come over Shinji: No, i am afraid! Asuka: I'm in a coma Shinji:

[@desouj03]

Right hand-kun be like...

[@joshualiebman1991]

This was what was playing in his head

[@Giganfan2k1]

I am so fucked up.

[@nielskivioq1168]

Shinji is really breath taking

[@РафисХамматов]

@@nielskivioq1168 You are breathtaking!

[@WanganTunedKeiCar]

“When most drivers become depressed, they drive aimlessly and put themselves in danger, their judgement clouded, but when Shinji becomes depressed, it’s like he becomes someone different, all focus and determination. *A monster.”*

[@CheekiScrubb]

shinji after learning how to drive from misato

[@WanganTunedKeiCar]

@@CheekiScrubb Driving her Alpine A310 _real_ smooth into NERV HQ

[@primustheprotogen3169]

Who would win: Takumi fujiwara and the demon of an eight six or Evo 1?

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

A god to be specific

[@WanganTunedKeiCar]

@@Electric_Bagpipes no no no, God's in his heaven. Shinji exists only to suffer, well until...

[@swirlixxx1322]

Initial D-vangelion A Cruel Angel's 86

[@COsArchive]

Underrated

[@manchuriaaaaaa]

Underrated

[@UNclear-sv1iq]

Underrated

[@jimmbus]

Underrated

[@kinqzss3494]

Underrated

[@Volgalist]

KZbin: Enact the new Copyright policy Turbo: Drive away this problem on 86 with *Euro Angel's beats*

[@neto135791]

NERV: an organization that builds the most extreme drift cars. Because Lilith lost the earth in a drift race, now shinji, the third child, must pilot the drift car 01 to save the earth from the third car crash.

[@riccardo1796]

Shinji races angels for pinks

[@nerdasaurus9358]

Damn there have been two car crashes before, that's so sad

[@loganhanson912]

10/10 would watch

[@lanangganesa7828]

A plot that even Hideaki Anno couldn't resist to approove.

[@froggekun]

NERV stands for "Nervous Erection Reaches Vagina".

[@RobertHarr1son]

Misato: you have to chose between Rei and Kaworu or humanity dies Shinji: *Multitrack Drifting!*

[@dimitri2523]

Rei kaworu and humanity end all at once

[@moemuxhagi]

_Trolley Tom was here_

[@sabrinat6838]

Kaworu is best boi

[@mr.flosie9368]

Me: remembering that Rei is basically a Clone of Shinji's mother* My mind:*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@RobertHarr1son]

@@mr.flosie9368 In the Anima version there are like 3 Reis, which means triple Allabama

[@Haedox]

Genuinely cannot get enough of this video. The Final Copyright Impact.

[@StarLord_2307]

I didn't expect you to be here.

[@superduperbros1]

Sup dude

[@Lexarflashdrive]

yeah... screw copyright laws! "I hope someone from KZbin will see this comment"

[@aprosflumine9074]

The third one?

[@davidsondoliver]

how do I keep on finding you again in the comments on random videos I like? lol. Good to see ya again!

[@Allen_101]

0:17 hit me like a truck

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Shinji, you will now pilot the car. Shinji: *Loud depression noises*

[@ihavenodimples114]

Omedetou.

[@Lazekillerwhale]

Shinji is going to ride his mom

[@aex3_]

HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE???????

[@vee1358]

you. again. really?

[@loadingerror9975]

your like to cooler version of that justin y normie

[@VodkaloidMaster01]

People creates lots of nightcore (without effort because it’s only speed up and pitched up songs) KZbin: I sleep Turboautism makes eurobeat versions (with passion and effort) KZbin: wait that’s illegal.

[@AniVerseChannel]

OMG this is soo true it hurts. 😣

[@VodkaloidMaster01]

AniVerse Channel it reminds me the chipmunk era.

[@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486]

ExEcution Oh god, what a dark era

[@katrinaisoffline]

I hate nightcore with all my heart whenever they monitize off of it.

[@dimensionalblade2778]

Make touhou remixes easy.If you make good ones easy money. And Zun won't claim anything.

[@Angryvideokidnerd]

when you open two cans of monster and the bible at 3am this is what happens in your head

[@Artur107_]

Weirdly specific

[@arzhur8006]

@@Artur107_ and relatable

[@elv3nne]

Hola buenaa tardesss

[@finelynicklinson7617]

Have done, can confirm

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

And with a heavily artifacted gif of them dancing on a flat, empty plane seen from a slight angle, in a reply to someone's tweet saying their life is crumbling for reasons out of their control, the reply saying "omg babe so sad"

[@poftchen9340]

Every once in a while this pops back into my suggestions for music and it takes me back to a much groovier and easier time. Wub wub. Appease algorithm gods.

[@Gilboron]

The greatest sin of Rebuild of Evangelion was that they had an EVA with wheels and they didn't make it drift

[@barackollama6920]

pretty sure it does when it comes out of the tunnel but im not sure, I was too angry at the way they shoehorned in a bullshit character with no development who literally doesn't matter except to sell more dakimakura skins

[@jmiquelmb]

@barnyard Preach, brother

[@riccardo1796]

Those are in code geass

[@mizurjell9534]

@@riccardo1796 and votoms

[@lochlanhanham8308]

Next movie maybe?

[@AnimeSunglasses]

This really, REALLY, REEEEALLY needs more comments about Misato's driving.

[@johnhenrymills4517]

Any idea what car she (had)?

[@AnimeSunglasses]

@@johnhenrymills4517 Apparently it's a Renault Alpine A310. Almost certainly acquired when she was stationed in Europe.

[@foooooof]

@@AnimeSunglasses Best about the german dub: angel attacks misato: "na immerhin ist mein renault noch ganz!"

[@ChrisNKD]

Miss mistato on her way to fuck kaji

[@tzeentchmundi44]

Missato on her way to ara ara shinji be like:

[@aces1237]

Running in the Third Impact

[@xan.xet.]

running away *from* the third impact

[@Fwolfblack1738]

Too soon lol

[@MiguelMedV]

Under - Rated - Comment...

[@Puckosar]

This is easily the best track you've made. It's fucking perfect

[@josipbroztito9015]

Intial D: depressed stage. Congratulations for the masterpiece Turbo

[@litsaber]

Initiral Depressed

[@moisesezequielgutierrez]

Can anyone guess where Takumi's Mom is the whole time, in Initial D?

[@White-ut1bm]

@@moisesezequielgutierrez her soul rest in second 4a-ge

[@Thundxr1]

@@moisesezequielgutierrez I heard a theory somewhere that Shinji Inui and Takumi are brothers

[@someyugo5132]

Never thought that i'd find a Tito here

[@atron_1]

This is what the Cruel Angel was listening to when writing its thesis.

[@t_kups8309]

I'm listening to this while writing my thesis. Does that make me a Cruel Angel?

[@k.umquat8604]

@@t_kups8309 yes

[@samsamuelreal]

Kostas anagno well, i did one to pass my classes, got a B that counts as a good thesis i guess

[@gigaslave]

But Azazel is Curious, not Cruel! It should be CURIOUS ANGEL'S THESIS!

[@majujeshidotukutotamonokua8089]

Can I get a motherfucking uuuuuuhhhhhh Bacalhau?

[@gabrielsebastianelhagezote1486]

Played this in my car now it's my mother.

[@dukem8774]

Actually kinda original, huh

[@Scrub_Lord-en7cq]

*Congratulations for 86 likes*

[@endoftheline3206]

Wait u ride ur mom Por.hub flashbacc

[@artemsgameschannel727]

BŘÜHMÖMĘŃŢÏŰM

[@RAMChYLD]

Why does this sounds like the basis of a badly written 50s fantasy comedy tv show? Oh, wait...

[@lucasblanchard47]

This is SUCH A JAM! Thms77’s video “When the EUROBEAT KICKS IN” brought me here, and I’m so pumped to hear the whole remix! Absolutely fucking incredible, much love from Texas!

[@godzillawithanm1680]

Finally, now I can have depression and existential crisis while drifting my company car. 10/10 experience

[@sonicfon]

your employers be like : 100% VOLUME!

[@shiroyasha7324]

Nice drifting a Corvette

[@metalgearexcelsus]

10/10 golden experience

[@solid7442]

God dam your comment make me think about my depression but how ?

[@Patatigatti123]

All the study years finally worth it

[@einekartoffel2490]

Is it too late for Eurobeat remixes of royalty free elevator music?

[@lerusvv]

It's never late, my friend

[@PrinnyLordNinjocity]

I kinda want this...

[@sweetchildomusicians4621]

That actually sounds kinda amazing

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

I NEED IT.

[@ziwawe]

My favourite scene is when Shinji runs over Kaoru. Powerful.

[@BoudinChien]

Mine is when Shinji put is hand on Rei 's boobs ... powerful

[@elevationsickness8462]

I like how he stopped his car and just sat there for about a minute before doing it too

[@353-d8o]

When asuka kept crashing the car and always blamed it on shinji

[@thatredkite8310]

When shinji rammed Takumi

[@primustheprotogen3169]

Takumi has gotten to the point where you can't touch him.

[@hkk9263]

This is absolutely perfect. Respects the original and adds more power to it. I'm completely in love!

[@mr.unfunny329]

Shinji running out of the hospital after cooming on asukas comatose body:

[@genericsidecharacter8915]

This shit is underrated, such a funny comment, well done, honestly this is one of my favorites on this vid

[@saucind6424]

You bastard. You nearly killed me with your comment. 🤣

[@isaacdeJ]

XD

[@Cheezyllama1738]

Best comment I’ve ever seen

[@lonebattledroid4474]

I love this fanbase can make fun of the bad stuff and still love this anime to death.

[@DotaWatafak]

Me: TurboAutism could you... : Hold my Eva.

[@jae9169]

Oh shit you're here too?

[@jae9169]

Dazzle!

[@winterwyvern7]

wtf are u even here?!

[@hectorramos3781]

WE NEED A DOTAWTF WITH DIS!!!

[@kjbrruoy]

Shit the maestro is here

[@atmo-sphere6799]

the humans and angels decided fighting is barbaric, unethical, and will end bad for everything. So they decided to settle their differences by racing.

[@hellreptile]

Duuuude that would be the coolest racing anime ever, eva themed giant cars and alien looking Angel cars

[@aabe1189]

Or even a good theme for CYOA novel ("Choose Your Own Adventure").

[@aman-hl9re]

Gentlemen Start your engine

[@mini_disc]

Honest tho this should be an actual thing wars suck why not RACING

[@huntergman8338]

So hot wheels then?

[@sc4tommy]

1:47 gives me mad goosebumps it replays entire eva in my head in like 5 seconds or something

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

EvangelionDrifto 8.6: He Does (NOT) Know This Road

[@gyuwono]

EvangelionDrifto 8.6.6: He (DIDN’T) find a GPS

[@pugmommy9865]

You're like the second Justin Y I find you everywhere

[@local1057]

I've seen you before

[@farhankhan1951]

@@pugmommy9865 he is way before justin y

[@pugmommy9865]

@@farhankhan1951 maybe so it's just everybody always talks about Justin Y and not this guy

[@wallycastagnir]

So remixing music is illegal but litterally stealing contant for "reaction Videos" is allowed?

[@slavchansidorov32]

KZbin defends corporations, not creators

[@FelrinKirla]

Screw the rules, reaction videos have connections

[@saltyluigi4011]

it's not stealing content if you react to it but ok

[@thomasc9248]

KZbin is one of the most fucked up corporation I have seen and that means something with facebook and Co. Around.

[@bitelaserkhalif]

Don't forget there's an advert for eerskraft, the game itself is just reskinned old MCPE, and loaded with advert! Plus the fact that the advert is nothing but stolen videos! Spoiler: The advertiser account (GSMK Video) is still here and running, only to set new upload to disables like counts and comments. And the game itself still exists! Edit: app is gone but channel isn't

[@rafaelsaez5596]

I played this on an Evo... Now its an EVA

[@theagle4k213]

underrated

[@alvaroolmeda7316]

i don't get i- oh...

[@kaciw]

truly underrated

[@jay-arfajardo6817]

best comment

[@youtubemanswagroy212]

Big brain monment

[@scary5455]

This slams hard. Only Eurobeat can match the energy of dubstep.

[@JKLu06]

The alternate timeline where Shinji was forced to deliver tofus to save humanity

[@brianixehuatlaca8199]

Now, that's an anime I would see.

[@enstoanstian1953]

its actually already cannon

[@enstoanstian1953]

@@staronthemic SPOILER ALERT Shinji controls the third impact and creates any reality he wants, but it always comes back to the third impact, thus creating a timeline loop that can contain literally anything. This includes the rebuild series and tofugelion. There is an excelent video about this theory on the crunchyroll channel.

[@Ethan-pd4ny]

@@enstoanstian1953 so does that mean theoretically they're could be a timeline where the 3rd impact doesn't happen? or would that be a paradox situation?

[@joelshajan8706]

@@Ethan-pd4ny I think you hit the nail on the head on that. Definitely a paradox

[@secondaryproductions9770]

How would I describe this anime? Ohh yes. *Father disappointed at Son's driving skills.*

[@Justin-li4ld]

And when he finally learns how to drive he turns everyone into gasoline.

[@theow771]

Natsuki is an angel and steals everyone’s souls.

[@vamphunterz1940]

Thanks now it's no need to watch it, It looks like a 1990's kinda anime lol

[@chocolatechipcookie7161]

@@Justin-li4ld orange gasoline

[@questionableluck6160]

I thought it was just a big acid trip tbh

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

Bughatti Chiron, worlds fastest car: Powered by 8.0 L (488 cu in) quad-turbocharged W16 Shinji's car: Powered by depression

[@Attaxalotl]

The ultimate renewable power source

[@jfbeast]

*and his mom

[@morcin12]

B U G H A T T I

[@thomasagra856]

The more he remembers about his self hate and sorrow, the more it's motor goes vrooooom at 400 km per hour

[@xandrews13x39]

Nuclear Sun Irradiated Depression Powered Car

[@sigmaobeyme]

WE DRIFTIN OUTA THIRD IMPACT ON THIS ONE!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@tapuniumk]

Everybody Gangsta till the driver turn into fanta

[@protecriontundrastrategist73]

genius

[@joshuaurbany6468]

I thought it was Tang

[@yodleehoo8679]

Kokichi

[@mrpurple11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Axl4325]

You made my whole week

[@carpincho9845]

POV: You tried to sing this in japanese and you are currently vibing with the demon you inadvertedly summoned.

[@TheAkwarium]

*Sebastian Michaelis has joined the chat*

[@martin1649]

no

[@SleepySnapbody]

Yea, Me and my new buddy d̷̶̸̵̨̛̞̞̟̠̰̝̻͖̖̭͚͓̼̰̳̥͚͙̳͇͖͈̩̫͎͍̫̞̹̠͙͇̖̣̗͓͗̊ͬ̈́̒̃̏̓ͭͯͭͪ͆͊̔́ͪ͒͌̔͊̅̓ͥ̍̉ͦͥ̋̓̇̓́̆̂̍͛̉́͑ͦ͋͗̃́̚͘͜͠l̸̢͉͔̯͙͇̞̭̟͚̹͈͎͈͓̻̉̓̈͗ͬ͑͊ͬ̊̓̂ͥͨ͂ͥ́ͦ̔͊͆̔͜ͅ͏̷̢̢̖̯̮͓̮̬̺͉͎̦̦̖̣̥̥̦̮̘̲̲̥̗̤̞̝̟̽͗ͯ̊̈͑̌͝o͊̍ͮͭ̈̄ͥͪ̀̚͏̸̨̼̭͚̜̫̮̲͇̬̣̠̳̦̹͙̣̯̱͔̺̘̫̼̩̫͙͉͆͌ͪͣͯ̏͆ͦ͐̀̇̍̊̆̎͂̌̚̚͡͞͞r̶͑͌̇̾̋ͬ̃͠͝͏̢͙̤̺̮͙̣͂̉ͬ̏̒͐̊͏̶̢̛̛̪̰̗̬͚̗͔͖̱̜̼̼̙̻͖̳̻ͩ̃̏ͥ̋ͅͅ͏̘̰͚͖͔̭̮̫͖̝̙̖̣̳̱a̢̳͚͔͚͍̼̤̜͈̳̅ͮ͗̑ͥ͌̅̓̀̈̍ͧ̇̐͒ͥ̌̿̐̏̀ͫͥ̚̕͞͠͏͏̴̩̫̜̼͓̝̪͓̒̐̍̎ͧ̔̾̿̍̇͏̤̭̺̟̜̤̖͓̭͇̞̱͚͠H̿̔̽̒͆͜͜͏̧̢̛̳͙̯̪͔̩͔͎̪̩͈̱͔̦̥̼͙̳͚̯͕̩͇̥̘̯͍͓͚̹̰̳̰͍̪̔̅ͥ̃͑̌͌́͆ͯ͊ͣ͋͜͜͠͠ͅͅ are just vibing

[@l4zy332]

@@SleepySnapbody is he a spider that has acidic saliva

[@SleepySnapbody]

@@l4zy332 close, he is kinda like a spider but in like human form.

[@m.s.e.advanced2842]

"Drift the 86, or Rei will have to do it again"

[@omoriperocondrip9130]

*Shows Rei after a car crash*

[@regardedvelociraptor]

i cant these fucking comments man

[@mysteriousmemethief]

She can't drift for shit, shinji. I need you

[@dopeshope4976]

@@omoriperocondrip9130 fuck me that had me rolling.

[@vincentnghiem9280]

@@omoriperocondrip9130 Rei's car is the devils z in wangan midnight

[@longtailgt]

Dude this is absolutely magnificent!! It literally sounds like something I could've heard in the final stages of Initial D!

[@samjames6714]

When they announce Evangelion x Honda Civic

[@opiumfields3285]

Really wish they would model one after misatos car

[@Bez_Nazwy_PL]

Its funny because its normal civic but red

[@mr.knight5604]

that kinda exists actually. i am not kidding,there are two actual official eva cars that you can buy.

[@Bez_Nazwy_PL]

@@mr.knight5604 is it just only painted in difrent colour or what ?

[@mr.knight5604]

@@Bez_Nazwy_PL One model is of unit 1 and the other of unit 2 I think. as far as I know they just apply a really fancy vinyl wrap and everything else stays the same.

[@kaseybrown7664]

My parakeet listened to this. He is now an SR-71 Blackbird.

[@luna010]

In Area 51 they have this on repeat to trap birds and use them in the military

[@jstcfnr3135]

Must put this song in the area 51 raid

[@nova046]

Evangelion 5.0: You Can (Not) Dorifto

[@nissintgr3571]

Underated comment here

[@lucaspec7284]

YES

[@SakuraAvalon]

No one tells me whether or not I can have Doritos. Especially when I shift into... MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!

[@clarkkent1473]

😂

[@theancientlonkychonky2262]

I think its 5:55 not 5.0

[@Lordofthegeeks108]

Perfect song to listen to as you're buying a hat for your hat.

[@dimetime35c]

We waz kangz

[@vladnechitoi8129]

I think we can all agree that this is one of turbo's best remixes

[@Edwradh]

*the best

[@oger3225]

this is his magnum opus

[@alexgard1773]

“HES PERFORMING MULTI-NEURAL-PATHWAY DRIFTING”

[@Harkanoleconquerant]

Just one word for this remix : ** C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S **

[@cantgetaname2007]

CON GRAT U LATIONS!

[@Gabriel-tk9qn]

Omedatou gozimasu

[@krisnick92]

Arr arr - some penguin

[@1goodnoodle255]

Omedetau

[@taniazahrani435]

*Pachipachi*

[@lifeofjeffrey2447]

1:48 What a mesmerizing masterpiece

[@elif7535]

What Misato listens while driving her car:

[@testname2166]

R.I.P Renault Alpine

[@Skalesthegoat]

Rip the passenger

[@drugadd1cted484]

TurboAutism: A Cruel Angel's Thesis / Eurobeat Remix Odyssey Eurobeat: My boy...

[@TurboA]

I got the go sign from the main man himself. We cool. imgur.com/5atiipI

[@moisesezequielgutierrez]

@@TurboA You got a sign by Ken Blast-senpai himself?! That's cool!

[@50mt]

TurboAutism is worthy of our grace. It means we like his channel.

[@charlesv.3891]

Stupid redub

[@aces1237]

shut the fuck up nitpicker @@charlesv.3891

[@cubedpotatoeshd2479]

The redub is shit but kaworu isnt gay

[@ProfessionalNoob123xyd]

CubedPotatoesHD ? he wanted that dick.

[@tylerjavier4103]

KZbin is the lowest of the low

[@requiemforameme1]

“H-His A.T. Field! It’s… Extra Firm! (proceeds to nom nom Sachiel)”

[@athalladzaky6847]

Title : A Cruel Angel Thesis Lyrics : "A boy like a angel become a legend". Fandom : *M E M E*

[@alexanderarrington2393]

Behold, the beauty of Evangelion.

[@the_real_RFBOMB]

you got it wrong, Fandom: SUTUTUTUUTTU

[@stevenyangkun]

Tiktok here

[@Is-wunny]

Yes

[@Is-wunny]

@@stevenyangkun your opinion now became invalid

[@briancao5793]

Original: millennial depression Eurobeat: zoomer depression

[@crtv9727]

Eurobeat is the music of ZOOMERS

[@BlazinPheonix32]

Get depressed speedrun any%

[@bogieshizzle]

Contemporary Eurobeat music found its footing in the late 80s and early 90s in Europe and Japan. Initial D debuted in the mid-90s. Eurobeat is inherently a product of millennial culture. I'm happy it's found a home in the new generation, but don't forget the roots of the genre!

[@BlazinPheonix32]

@@bogieshizzle thank you kanye, very cool!

[@BlazinPheonix32]

Im just playing lol

[@Bubu-of7zm]

Classic + classic + remix = "Get into the beat, shinji!"

[@stephenyamato8249]

GET IN THE GUTTER SHINJI

[@georgeb5262]

Why did I imagined the hospital scene?

[@Shoda10]

@@georgeb5262 😳

[@ליאורו-ט3ו]

@@georgeb5262 Cuz it's beyond memorable, you'll never forget the time where Shinji cums to Asuka, it's beyond shocking, ikr?

[@RebelliousTreecko]

*BUY A HAT* *FOR YOUR HAT*

[@MrSaywutnow]

TEACH THOSE COMMUNISTS A LESSON!

[@jv-man3698]

NNRU

[@guccimane9644]

As American as apple pie and baseball. Buy my hat.

[@Dr._GroovyDude]

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ☆

[@dimetime35c]

SWEETIE SQUAD ⚡️⚡️

[@alixjones7460]

This is gonna sound really cheesy but I unironically love this remix. Gets me pumped before going to work in the morning.

[@God_MKII]

i h8 mondays... :( #garfeild

[@armannstraughter3296]

+Alix Jones Why do you think it sounds cheesy?

[@scottdean7246]

Cheesy as hell but I couldn’t agree more

[@justseffstuff3308]

Same

[@adamxue6096]

I wasn't expecting it to be THIS good...

[@limol5375]

Everyone at the NERV hq: "its an inert drift!" "its an inert drift!" "its an inert drift!" Gendo: "omygawd its a powerslide!!"

[@L1z43vr]

"It'S a KaNsEi DoRiFtO"

[@ucstevo]

also Gendo: OMG its an R34!

[@solidsnake8330]

Gendo:...Your mom?

[@tojiroh]

"Turbo sandwich!"

[@ethandavid234]

UNIT R34 IS....D R I F T I N G

[@qbdanan1]

thank you! i was so confused on where ya went on my playlist

[@beppozzz]

Petition to rename this to “ A cruel’s drift theasis*

[@phoenixmoya7655]

Please

[@psoa9289]

please

[@fertxd5836]

Please

[@cozz124]

Please

[@iplayosu7594]

Please

[@RealBillyFanword]

Initial D is Evangelion if Gendo just started drinking to cope with losing Yui and opened a Tofu bar instead of commanding Nerv. Ironically, things would have worked out better with Shinji if he had lol.

[@johnhenrymills4517]

... but then humanity would have died

[@johnhenrymills4517]

@Futababes tru

[@testname2166]

Delivering Tofu to NERV headquarters

[@RealBillyFanword]

@@johnhenrymills4517 still better than Gendo alienating (and getting devoured by) Shinji and being rejected by his child-clone-wife. The only thing going downhill would be his Toyota until 3rd impact.

[@johnhenrymills4517]

@@RealBillyFanword lmao

[@marlon8714]

Alternative title name: "A cruel street racers thesis"

[@aufamuflih9716]

A cruel mountain road thesis

[@buntafujiwara3289]

ryosuke's thesis

[@iplayosu7594]

A cruel touge racer’s thesis

[@korvo3427]

A cruel racist's thesis

[@emilpersson4184]

A lonely racers thesis

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! You took one of my all time favorite opening themes, and just elevated it to even greater heights!!!!!!

[@vincentkao927]

Shinji with EVA TYPE - 1 : I mustn't run away ! I mustn't run away ! Shinji with EVA TYPE - 86 : ＮＩＧＥＲＵＮＤＡＹＯ~~~

[@regular67]

The Joestar special technique

[@m4rionettealastor702]

The Joestar FAMILY techniqu

[@yoshi7957]

Shinji with EVA TYPE - 420 : SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

[@connorford4100]

IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

[@arisciv]

What did Joseph do this time

[@tannersula1626]

Shinji: I mustn’t drift I mustn’t drift Shinji: Depression DRIFT!

[@ezzocorbi]

"Takumi you will race against that Angel"

[@cthpng9437]

I dont remember anything about Evangelion but oddly enough Takumi IS the angel fighting against a guy called Shinji 😂😂😂

[@itsdogwoofwoof]

And you are going to win

[@stefann8305]

"wtf why does it have actual wings"

[@ezzocorbi]

@@cthpng9437 Omg you're right I just realized that

[@TheCarsfan4ever]

His final battle kinda links to this

[@RandomKid961]

FINALLY I FOUND THIS MUSIC I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS MUSIC FOR LIKE 2 YEARS 😭😭

[@BlueCatMagic]

Who needs coffee when you can listen to this masterpiece? *Aggressively vibing with depression *

[@Shermoon826]

Both, both is good

[@screaming_cat2007]

Me:*is asleep* Music:*plays this* Me: I RISE!

[@charakiga]

LETS GO EPIC VIBING WHILE CRYING, BEING CONFUSED AND QUESTIONING MY LIFE AT THE SAME TIME!!

[@kurlighjeremiahvincentsook8253]

hell yh

[@King_sombo]

I legit read *aggressively vomiting with depression*

[@officerwizz]

People be making jokes saying, “Shinji, get in the 86!” when they don’t even realise that they literally just describe final stage lol

[@waydewatanabe5023]

Holy shit!even their names and behavior are the same,i never realized that

[@akbarfadly9147]

Wtf lol, ur right xD

[@ethanmurphy2927]

RUSTY KITCHEN KNIFE what

[@90rghtnow57]

Well, I still think that Shinji Inui is just a one huge EVA reference.

[@officerwizz]

@@90rghtnow57 that's exactly what I thought, once you think about both of their personalities and a bit of their backstories.

[@diobrando1764]

Shinji on his way to catch the 8th angel be like:

[@testname2166]

"A hybrid S2 engine was created based on Toyota's 4AGE"

[@diobrando1764]

@@testname2166 Unit-01 definitely has a turbocharger somewhere🌚🌚

[@testname2166]

@@diobrando1764 perhaps

[@neno2754]

8th angle after seeing an 86 when eurobeat plays: *GASP* m-masaka?!

[@TheAkwarium]

Gendo : Shinji get in the goddamn robot Shinji : can't, have depression Gendo : Kaworu's alive Shinji :

[@-L1K-]

THIS IS GODLIKE

[@petigatao]

this remix feels like you're on the last and strongest stage of the final boss and your character is all confused and sad and out of nowhere gains the power of friendship and begins an epic and super inspiring battle

[@SerralSC]

The end of Evangelion , if it was a usual cartoon

[@edwinlopez3264]

Pokémon Elite 4 be like

[@Nehfarius]

That's Shinji every time he steps up during the Super Robot Wars.

[@federico.arzilli]

Well we know our "area 51 raid" theme

[@krylatich]

It will hide the noise produced by naruto runners

[@DandyDude]

gtfo normie

[@federico.arzilli]

@@DandyDude can't, playing fortnite rn

[@TorontoAssBandit]

@@DandyDude you're a kyle aren't you? Chill broski, I'm sure there's a can of monster somewhere nearby

[@kimarykorlumiose7728]

we all know the government is hiding Angels in there

[@stargazersdance]

I'm probably copying someone else's comment given how "original" this joke is. But... Get in the car, Shinji.

[@semmsemm2505]

69 likes, nice

[@murtz7694]

Your profile pic makes me wanna cry

[@stargazersdance]

@@murtz7694 Haha! Me too!

[@officerwizz]

This is both an evangelion reference and also an initial d reference lol

[@stargazersdance]

@@officerwizz Good catch!