“A Curmudgeon's Guide to Divine Collisions and Pythagorean Oenology” A Conversation with MJ Keenan

[@cbeshorern]

I swear his life and music follows me throughout my life's milestones. MJK IS a modern Guru if you have ears to listen. At 46 I'm just now having so many more levels of awareness of universal truths our interconnectedness. Meditation and getting outside our own inner drama is the key to start the motor of awakening

[@kingofkingslordoflords9117]

Be mindful of idolatry! -Amen

[@jpconway5698]

@@kingofkingslordoflords9117 in what sense?

[@DMTmates]

Maynard is one of many prophets lol

[@CNYKnifeNerd]

@@kingofkingslordoflords9117 Funny that you guys only ever post four or five words at a time. That's the only way to hide the hypocrisy in both your sanctimoniousness, and your favorite choice of reading material as a whole.

[@apersonwhoisaperson8163]

@@kingofkingslordoflords9117 touch not mine anointed, nor harm my prophets. Recognition and appreciation of light within another being is far from idolatry.

[@JCDruid]

He said it in "Bedlamite" already... "It's gonna be alright"...

[@randomhero3367]

A true moral compass. I love this man. As I become more socialized as I grow older the more I seek the same vibration in my life.

[@jennajohnson5931]

I read the book after spending several days doing some deep and brutally honest self-reflection heading into this new year - my 40th in this lifetime . It was perfect timing - you're an incredible individual :)

[@19mychaellee71]

You're awesome, Jimmy.

[@McTowelie]

^Sometimes.

[@jessibirnie5414]

Man I love you Maynard and circle too. puscifer tv it's time to tune in and open our hearts

[@aura1298]

MJK has some wisdom for us yet again. ❤

[@anonymousbosch9035]

I prefer "still", but you're definitely in the right ballpark 😉

[@anonymousbosch9035]

@@LordFelidae 🤣 Took me a second, but I believe you got my little joke, and sent a very clever one back! Either that, or I'm a complete idiot... 🤣🤣🤣

[@grantwagner684]

Saw maynard out in public, I didn’t confront him or anything. It was pretty cool, didn’t know how short he is lol.

[@worldismyashtray]

@@LordFelidae this comment deserves more likes. all the likes.

[@skoal1532]

I don't even think MJ is from this planet. Always blown away by him.

[@justinthewoods.1394]

Awesome thanks 🎶❤️🎶..

[@jeremybritton1579]

The eye in the hurricane the 15 slow breaths. The eternal blue sky the clouds the representation of ego. 46 and 2 are within us. MJK we salute your divinity

[@bubblesmelt7368]

Thanks MJK much Love

[@ernielarkin4793]

Just continue folding sound into light. I will sing along, add my own light rhythms and sounds. Then I will fold it through time in ever healing waves of consciousness. I heard "momma sed" for the first time at work today. We created another vortex of healing.

[@Devonellah]

Wow.... I am blown away -- thanks Maynard!!

[@chriscampanelli3769]

“Here’s the other part… the good news with the bad. It’s all going to work out. Or not…Good luck.” Maynard, Opiate Live (bridge)

[@roach2go]

Hug em tight...we'll get through this, Everything will be alright!!! Thanks I needed this !!

[@ltlt1219]

My father gifted A Perfect Union Of Contrary Things hardcover to me last xmas. I really enjoyed the book, it's a good read of MJK's journeys. Write the next chapter, the second act .. ? 🖖 ✌ 🤘 🙏 🍷 Salute!

[@JerR22]

Highly intrigued. I've been doing lots of focused breathwork for months now, probably over a year. I've healed tremendously. It's the real deal. Really looking forward to this, thanks.

[@its_ben_carter]

Thank you MJK ♥️

[@prof.vonspooky4562]

Outstanding, I'm sold.

[@lisamarie5047]

Thanks, man... I needed to hear that. 🥰

[@steveazzarro745]

When MJK speaks wise men listen

[@Loki.Lyesmyth]

I cannot wait!

[@simonmusson5643]

Whoop whoop......wise words from the man himself

[@kimberawification13]

Wow this made me recall a dream I had last night where someone was saying the lyrics to Pneuma to me... they were saying it was a different song and I was like 'but that's pneuma'...weirdness.

[@HoldmyARK]

Yes

[@sahalie4576]

Thank you!!! We need this! Love and light!! ☀️💓

[@alexandersmith8916]

Thank God for MJK

[@XeroTa1ent]

This is the best TED Talk ever

[@apersonwhoisaperson8163]

A'ho. I say it again. A'ho. Bless and be blessed always, all ways.

[@victor_.]

James, you're a GENIUS!

[@introspectrum23]

Everything is going to be okay.

[@SchweppeSounds]

"It's gonna be alright. Everything is gonna be alright" one of my fav lines off the new Puscifer album.

[@swim_ad]

Drunk oracle croon Write your own fable ..

[@rumfordc]

you say that during a global pandemic?! what are you some sort of trump supporting anti-science hate mongerer?!

[@AlexandraJKeenan]

Thank you Maynard

[@PinKSmOke420]

Getting high and just listing to what he's saying is awesome👍 highly recommend

[@johnnycakez2750]

wow deep

[@Yourmomnow]

Breathe in union

[@EisensteinPrime]

This guy thinks he's not qualified to teach and yet he teaches us all through everything he does.

[@schpeidermann]

A true teacher is never self-proclaimed.

[@NickThunnda]

Singing is good for the lungs and the vibes.

[@jimbogoroth]

Love you Brother ❤️

[@randyfrost1160]

Love to you all

[@psychoannie6703]

Breathe it will be ok , words to think about

[@apersonwhoisaperson8163]

If I wrote a bio piece on Maynard, I'd have to title it "Boy uses 'Tool', becomes modern day prophet". Preach on Brother Maynard, we hear.

[@mr.forbis420]

Yes nema

[@traceybee1409]

Thank you

[@omegahyperes96]

Anyone else feel like a farmer listening to Napoleon ask about chicken talons? Love me some MJK

[@omegahyperes96]

@@LordFelidae nicely put. : ) I dropped acid once expecting something cool only to be confronted with 24 hours of torture and shame reliving past sins and wrongdoing. The only time I ever saw something bright, blue, and shimmering was when I wasn't anywhere near drugs, temporal and physical. "May I tell you about Jesus Christ", the coyote said after catching the roadrunner. Lol😂

[@JenSujey]

Yes.

[@m80thewolf86]

Poseidon's on a mission

[@nicolemegyeri5267]

Breathing gives us life.

[@uncrownedoak7777]

We can live way longer without food and water than air.

[@nicolemegyeri5267]

@@uncrownedoak7777 I practice these breathing techniques while I meditate.

[@uncrownedoak7777]

@@LordFelidae Better than suffocation.

[@Stu_DLNGR]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@sophiehaddad6903]

👂🏻👂🏻wide open

[@atank]

The Humbling River - How 1-der-ful

[@alexandercantdie.]

This is no mortal man just a divine being sent to awaken us all for the final harvest before the Great recycle of flesh into spirit becoming a singular conciousness to fill this empty void that is time and space revealing our questions of existence

[@randyfrost1160]

Jkm ur amazing man you all are it seems all you work with is

[@dianajemison105]

Whenever someone says something like, everything will be alright, or you'll be fine, or it'll be ok, I just want to scream, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

[@Egoblivion]

"No worries!" *DUN DUN DUUNNNN*

[@Egoblivion]

@@LordFelidae I have no idea how what you just said relates to my post.

[@Egoblivion]

@@LordFelidae AAAAAAAAAHHHHH...*coughs*...aAAAAHH!!! There's your precious scream. 😐...😂

[@JH-fr7kb]

The bigger picture. That's nice.

[@simplelifedays3692]

💚

[@marcosjpachecof3923]

what is the name of the bottom song??

[@kuzniaremma2966]

What's the music in the back please ?😍

[@jpconway5698]

Watch the clouds and moon

[@andyrew7029]

"Everything will be okay."

[@gregoryl.levitre9759]

Spoken like a rich guy.

[@charlarbinks6061]

FATHER JAMES! ALL RISE!

[@rred8674]

This is the official November 11 reminder thread.

[@carlyork355]

Pythagoras believed the "spheres" or planets, made music, and that the ancients were once able to hear and know this music. Not the kind of music we think of, but of resonance. The perihelions and aphelions between planets fit into perfect ratios with one another. A thought that our planet, and in turn, us, are part of a perfect ratio, a resonant breath. With the work of those like Dr. Robert Shoch, theres evidence that cycles of the galaxy affect our sun, and thus our planets and us. And in this day our sun is gaining in energy as it connects with the galactic current sheet (academically known as the Radcliff wave). Our consciousness could be affected, and perhaps we will understand the "music of the spheres," but it will take work on our part. The study of connecting with consciousness (aka, connecting with one another and the manifest universe).

[@Y0PPS]

Nothing is going to be okay.

[@Mimid-wj9ed]

Yayayayaya

[@Ladder7]

You dont need to breath our be electric. Be still. Its call too home.

[@Kyus2001]

More 360° VR please!

[@M._the_model]

🐇 ❤ 🌎

[@seczajkowski]

Can someone explain this to me? Is this a book or something?

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

Just words of wisdom. But also a promotion of something. Not sure what. Maybe in the description?

[@JamesCaseydeadheadpoet]

🤟💀

[@brandonoverbay1388]

I wish I could believe

[@zeteticmindset]

Maynard discovered quite long ago that earth is not a spinning basketball careening through the void of space. We, to the best of our experimentation and knowledge, live on a stationary plane of unknown dimensions.

[@rred8674]

Heretic!

[@luxwutang]

sooooo....what's this one about?

[@RREDSKYSUNRISE]

💯💕🎶🤘👽🌎🔥💧🐝

[@joshuafoster23]

Available in the 12th? Back burner food for thought tends to be filler. And yes... everything will most likely be alright for a handful of foreseeable periods of time before it ceases to ever again be "alright".

[@mattrajotte]

His voice.... you can really hear the two bouts of covid...

[@michelled8478]

I think this was b4 covid.. when his book was released... on his book tour..

[@th3unmaker]

Too bad they can't share the biggest picture... The water is muddy, and always will be.

[@lucifchristo]

And what you stayed here is partly the reason why I'm working on a project titled the fractal Eden initiative that is scared to creating a self-sustaining food for us to walking and biking trail across the country and possibly even larger

[@timsim83]

Holy shit. He is going to do it himself instead of waiting around for someone else?!

[@rumfordc]

do what?

[@mjames3662]

@@rumfordc get his Jesus on...😇

[@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred]

Wisdom for prolific beloved rockstars that own a vineyard and haven’t ridden a bus in 30 years. But I’m a huge fan though

[@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred]

@@LordFelidae he can do whatever he wants on a tricycle, but my point is it’s interesting to see him change like this because even though he’s evolved, he’s become something he used to dislike

[@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred]

@@LordFelidae ok

[@ltlt1219]

I recall, barely, reading a story on Tool's website years ago written by BMB, I believe, about everyone being on the tour bus when their driver decided to drive the wrong way on an exit ramp, or something. Also, if I recall correctly, someone's burger went flying like a saucer, due to said driver frequently slamming on the brakes. Not only would I be unhappy about my not freshly made food flying out of my hands when my stomach might be eating my backbone and we're probably not able to stop again for a while to keep on track (you know, they're on tour, right..), not only the brakes & burger incident, but when someone, who's *supposed to be responsible* not just for themselves, but also for a group of people, drives the wrongway onto an exit ramp off the freeway..well, it might keep me off the bus awhile also or likely permanently. Just saying. I'm a driver, not a rider anyway. My apologies for run-on sentence(s), bad grammar and if my memories are incorrect! I genuinely wish everyone well. Stay safe, healthy, sane and happy. Be good to each other. Much love, respect and peace to everyone in the galaxy(ies). Edited: for grammar & correction lol

[@jarrodderr]

Just looked up Curmudgeon. 🤣🤘

[@StephenS-2024]

If I had his ear, I'd say, "James, your verbosity astounds me. The sheer proclivity you so eloquently display is inspiring in the truest sense. The Spirit moves mysteriously to me. "

[@rumfordc]

meanwhile, hundreds of homeless people would be starving just a few hundred feet away

[@StephenS-2024]

@@rumfordc please elaborate. Tell me more. Finish your thought. If you will.

[@StephenS-2024]

@@LordFelidae you think?

[@StephenS-2024]

@@LordFelidae mad? Crazy? Maybe. But not angry. What made you assume that?

[@rumfordc]

@@StephenS-2024 i thought he lived in LA still, in which case you would be saying this while surrounded by homeless people, but he lives in Arizona it turns out so nevermind.

[@MrBrody420]

I've been saying for years he's a guru. Maybe he'd reach more people if he used auto tune.

[@butthoss6087]

👀

[@cynzia_d]

🙏

[@RotorRejects]

Woo I'm the 666th like

[@juan4realz942]

This is mad old lol

[@FackFaceMcAcehole]

Holy shit... he agrees.

[@mr.forbis420]

This is a call to the wild shamans around. If you are a shaman get down amen?

[@keet8996]

Leave Maynard to have the title of a book like that. The title alone gives me a headache.

[@randyfrost1160]

Ok but gd wtf

[@simplerick3851]

Let's Go Brandon!!

[@eggsaladsamich7396]

Egg

[@kir2092]

Чо он базарит

[@slowfuse]

pre-ten-she-yus...

[@TheEnlightenedFool]

Love all things MJK except his "orange man evil" phase(ala 'The Arsonist') he went/is still going thru, now this... book(?) about "a bad-tempered person, especially an old ones', guide to the "math" of the science and study of wine and winemaking" Ok, MJK, ok.

[@revolvingdestination2297]

Let’s go Brandon 🇺🇸

[@defx6820]

Everything is going to be okay.