A day at my $850k tech job in nyc 💻

[@KellyStamps]

LOL we all have that one techfluencer friend who gatekeeps everything but likes to share. Enjoy!

[@garenvaughn3087]

Awesome

[@johndrocky4377]

🤭🤭👏

[@wherethequietbeingsgo]

overshare*

[@Vanessa_Elaine]

Lollll I’m glad this is a joke

[@opulence_prime]

@@Vanessa_Elaine 😅

[@sandkalii4]

This is satire for everyone wondering. Speaks to how good Kelly is portraying "techfluencers"

[@KellyStamps]

Who casually display a lavish lifestyle, exaggerated salaries and ZERO work shown 😂

[@user-iu3cy2tx3c]

Lmao. It seems so real because it is. Kelly IS this person, only with her you tube fame 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@KellyStamps]

Envyyyy

[@user-iu3cy2tx3c]

@@KellyStamps lmao. I envy you, as much as you envy those TECHies ;)

[@theadagency951]

$cammers

[@trenvert123]

As someone in tech, this was hilarious. And even better that she didn't show herself working until 1am to finish all the work she missed while sitting on the bench, eating lunch, and coming in so late the sunlight was already fairly strong. Did I mention I'm in tech? JavaScript, data science, binary

[@Justcetriyaart]

That sounds like my desired lifestyle, unfortunately an illustrator

[@alcimishni]

honestly I’ve been contemplating tech , maybe it’s time I jump into it

[@MarieAmicalola]

Lol. IT Consultant here. Accurate. It’s hilarious to me that “tech” is now “trendy”

[@Rennypusher]

@@MarieAmicalola may I ask. What is a good way to get into IT without a degree?

[@gihaehmichelle]

Yah I think you mentioned it …….

[@Abaviolinist]

Tech Kelly: “Black girl win, I just want you guys to rise with me”. Also Tech Kelly: “well, we’re not really hiring”. Loool

[@KellyStamps]

Gorgeous gorgeous techtok girls gate keep and don’t let anybody else win 😂

[@Tarteviant]

also Kelly:Believe in yourself. Put your best foot forward😇 Umm my best foot was a reference letter that you said no because you and Kate are secretly quarreling 🙃

[@ellah2303]

Not when she couldn't ruin her reputation bywriting a reference letter for her friend🤣🤣

[@NikkyQuezada]

Oh Jesus 😂

[@princeantdoll1535]

I literally came straight to the comments after that part 😭😭😭

[@beautywinsfails8867]

I love how that barista was smiling and playing along while making “tech coffee” for Kelly 😂

[@pabloescobarschanclas]

the barista had such a warm presence about her, i’d love to get coffee there 😭

[@espringer1035]

guessing it was a voiceover

[@beautywinsfails8867]

@@espringer1035 I can see that being the case, lol

[@javanesemystic]

@@espringer1035 yeah but did you see her face, how she was putting up with this human starting off her order with, “hi I work in tech” 🤣🤣😭 she was so patient. I would've mauled a customer like that haha

[@espringer1035]

@@javanesemystic that's why I think it really was a voiceover because it just so happened the person's facial expressions and mannerisms fit the video I do think it's funny though someone just walking up to a batista saying I work in Tech because I work in Tech but the only thing I can get is my Starbucks points LOL

[@mallew32]

Not “Senior Product Development Manager of the Compliance of the Services” sounding like a real tech job I’ve applied to LOFL! Kelly, this deserves an Oscar and JAIL TIME!!!!!

[@yungkillakam]

😂😂😂😂

[@sagenosnibor9173]

🤭

[@KellyStamps]

I love my job!!!

[@mallew32]

Please refer me, I was also at the wedding 📝🙏🏿😂😂

[@Justcetriyaart]

Ha ha half the time don't think they know what they looking for

[@CynthiaAva]

"I didn't go to college and I didn't go to high school either...I just kinda manifested this job." lmao!!! I'm literally weak over here. Mainly because I know someone who works in tech and did not finish high school or have any formal education after that...making quite a bit traveling the world and working in tech..and making boatloads of $$$. lol I love you, Kelly!

[@joycenaomi4022]

Ummm how??! Lol I need tips

[@blueseptember2174]

@@joycenaomi4022 well they would have to lie probably on their job application that they completed high school

[@embeee2011]

I’m wondering how to people travel all the time and still work tech. Maybe they just do remote tech and don’t have to be in an office to trouble shoot or set up anything on local computers.

[@daydream2609]

@@blueseptember2174 They can honestly lie and say they have a degree too because the jobs never ask for proof lol!

[@NovaDoll]

@@embeee2011 They do. It depends on the job. I can travel with my job but haven’t tried yet.

[@sybillelegitime4709]

Finally! Some much needed representation for the young black female senior product development managers of the compliance services 🙌🏾 👏🏾👩🏾‍💻

[@KellyStamps]

HAHA

[@homodeus8713]

😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

[@lovelyek8187]

Lol

[@Satawolf]

😆 🤣 😂 😹

[@d1v1n1ti]

🤣🤣🤣

[@unknown-kx6wk]

The "YOU KNOWW WE'RE ACTUALLY NOT HIRING RIGHT NOW" after the Stanford bit. Has me DEDDDD 😆

[@KellyStamps]

They will NOT share 😂

[@AdamaLorna]

As someone who works in tech, I can confirm that working in tech as a tech employee, this is accurate.

[@TheKandiqurl]

Same lol

[@leonardu6094]

wait does she actually make 850?

[@dr.rickbooty]

@@leonardu6094 yes, a day

[@cindykandie]

What about the sleepless nights before production?

[@jw..5722]

No wonder meta and twitter are getting rid of dead wood

[@ladyoma1]

Not them announcing their “tech” career every time! Kelly you definitely got it 😅

[@TravelLifestyleWithAlinase]

Yeah tech job 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so much

[@Queen_Krchstein]

The worker's face every time she mentioned she worked in tech 😭☠️ I love this.

[@77HeIsLove_woot]

That worker doesn't understand English- much less "tech." Eh?

[@CousinMukisa]

@@77HeIsLove_woot who told you that?? Seemed like she understood and even found Kelly to be funny/awkward

[@KellyStamps]

She later revealed she’s a subscriber 😂

[@Kalavatinails]

I actually had someone tell me they couldn’t write a recommendation letter even though I worked for her and she had rave reviews- she even turned around and asked if I wanted to come back. The recommendation wasn’t FOR the job they wanted them since I had already gotten it lol

[@tink6225]

@@Kalavatinails I resent people like that. it's such an easy favour to do someone

[@senlee325]

I loved this. Bravo! Worked tech in Silicon Valley and San Francisco. Twenty year olds making 6 figures working at Google, Apple, Facebook. All these startup founders, pitching their decks. Tech bros bragging they got funded $500 million after presenting their idea on a napkin to a VC on Sand Hill Road in Palo Alto. Miss those times.

[@drebugsita]

What in the world?! Yes, they are begging for a satire or 12...hundred

[@ShannOliver]

SF has gotten a lot better about being tech brag-y - it's "not cool" to be in tech now. The Valley, however, sucks more than ever.

[@koyaaanisquatsi]

@@ShannOliver what is "cool" now, then? (not in the tech world so I’m just curious)

[@katec9893]

​@@koyaaanisquatsiTech staff are currently going through a lot of layoffs in the US. I think trades might become popular next due to AI and people worrying about their jobs disappearing. I've already seen several videos about women electricians and carpenters in the US making a lot of money.

[@Meloyadina]

The satire had me in stitches, perfect way to start my work from home day at my non-tech job 😅😅

[@DarrellNice]

As a New Yorker, this is hilarious 😂 I love your humor! But we do get so much done in a day that we don’t realize.

[@KellyStamps]

Hahaha thank you

[@peggyd3368]

Tech girl don't want to pull nobody up! That passive aggressive advice was hysterical! I live in FL and asked a NY "friend" about remote work in NYC: she sent me a hybrid job posting knowing it meant I would have to be in the office 1/2 the time. 🤣

[@SL-lz9jr]

Yikes! What a good friend she must be.

[@matthewvanderbach9331]

They LOVE to offer advice but god forbid you ask them for help finding a job

[@carpediem7981]

That’s a lot of tech jobs though. They want us to be in the office some days of the week.

[@cindykandie]

@Peggy D okay atleast she sent you a job. Besides tech jobs are all over the internet. I think she might be passive aggressive the same way this comment makes me think you are entitled

[@dyamonjones7497]

Okay! This is the convo we need to have!!!

[@laurasenko952]

"Just to piggyback off of that.." Definitely appreciate the commitment to detail when it comes to corporate-speak.

[@ummillyaas459]

😂😂😂

[@Sassysonia1234]

“We’re actually not hiring right now” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh Kelly!!! Your sense of humor reminds me of my mothers

[@camgere]

I knew a guy who got hired as an Application Specific Integrated Circuit layout engineer. His last job? Landscape designer. The hiring engineer was impressed with his skills at spatial layout. Which is what a layout engineer does. Don't knock that 5th grade education!

[@peggyd3368]

🤣

[@drebugsita]

As a visual artist applying to jobs I want all the details cause that is totally off my radar and heartening to hear. Not that I necessarily want a job in tech but those benefits and pay, yes please

[@rmsfavoritelilcrab4006]

Girl- 🤣 As soon as she said "The subway is really scary because there are a bunch of lower class people who don't work in tech." I subscribed

[@kiaj.d.5855]

I died lol

[@CM_CM_]

"How do I put this nicely? I can't ruin my reputation" legit sounds like something from a techbro sitcom I love it and will be using it anytime someone asks me to do anything - tech jobs are just so hard, having to work in tech AND tell people you work in tech 24/7, the struggles they don't tell you about, thank you for revealing it

[@jross7277]

Scrolling through the comments right as she said this lol

[@natebredeweg5351]

The parody we needed in our lives 👏🏽 Manifest !!!

[@Justme_247]

I can't even manifest a french fry. Lol!!!

[@angelatrebor8681]

@@Justme_247 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯

[@leonardu6094]

wait does she actually make 850?

[@edwardmacnab354]

Parody !---WTF ?

[@edwardmacnab354]

@@leonardu6094 of course she does !--how else would she afford $65 cab rides to work every day ?

[@TaishiViolin]

"Put your best foot forward and just believe in yourself" 💀💀💀

[@PoojaDutt]

As someone in Tech, I love how hilariously / accurately your portrayed most of us lol (I’m guilty of making videos like this 😂)

[@TopVillain]

This is your entire channel! So grotesque

[@wanjanjama]

The part about there being an event at work so she couldn't bring people into the office with her but then somehow *convienently* there was a meeting that popped up when she got called out... hit the nail on the forehead lmaooo

[@KellyStamps]

LMAO

[@nikealily7232]

Kelly, your humor is unmatched 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KellyStamps]

We’re not hiring so don’t ask!!!

[@FixItOnTheWay]

Kelly is never going to burn out, because she is so creative. Creativity may be her super power, and the secret to KZbin. KZbinrs should always protect their creativity and their courage to take creative risk. Most KZbinrs are taught to put the audience first, and give the market what it wants. But this may be why so many creators burn out so fast. Or why they just can't start.

[@rekt3651]

This is true! I'm glad she is herself

[@ANikkiB210]

This was hilarious to me lol "Put your best foot forward and just...believe in yourself."

[@KingKemet]

The subway is really scary because there are a bunch of lower class people who don't work in tech. LMAO Hilarious. Love you Kelly

[@drebugsita]

That actually reminded me of someone I know, a dentist who will easily shell out $100/day on car rides WITHIN Manhattan and yet scoffed when I mentioned considering taking the train (in the context of him saying he was looking to spend less). He would never actually be so blunt as the tech person parodied but I'm guessing his disdain for the train follows a similar logic. He's a native New Yorker, btw

[@SL-lz9jr]

​@@drebugsita yikes!

[@katduchessairhead421]

Did she really say that, wow!!

[@arianarobinson1833]

this was my favorite comment LMAOO

[@mikmikmiik]

That’s why he part that got me

[@soulspirationgoddess]

Working in big tech I learned (as a past tech employee 😏 ) is all about who you know not what ya know lol. So that part about her graduating 5th grade is very spot on 😂

[@Justbreee._]

I hate it. So accurate ! Videos like these are annoying yet so freaking🤬 addicting to watch😂

[@KellyStamps]

Always the sigh at the beginning of the voiceover 😂

[@theupgraded6558]

Sigh, worked my ass off today shoveling all that Eataly food in my mouth

[@izmcgee61]

"Put your best foot forward and just believe in yourself" that got me lmao 🤣 😂

[@dominic.isidore]

This is very accurate! A lot of the tech channels just show them and their luxury life style without getting even into actually what they do and what it is like! Pure genius!

[@jovonnecameron]

This has me cracking up!!! when you said "we're actually not hiring" that was triggering but hilarious all at the same time 😂 Unfortunately yes the gatekeeping is REAL (I'm not sure why because there's enough room for everyone) Honestly, pivoting into tech was one of my best decisions ever and I know it has the power to change people's life but some folks ruin it for us. If anyone has any questions or curiosities on becoming an engineer with a non-tech background, I'll be an open book. 💜

[@ZiL_MaR]

Yes how do I start? Been trying to get into IT with no tech background.. no idea where to start or what to study..

[@m.w608]

Kelly I gotta say, thank goodness you have so much personality. You definitely stand out from other creators. Can’t wait for you to hit 1 million subscribers 💕

[@candiiboo]

Shoutout to you for these sketches. I’M SCREAMING!!! And the lady at Eataly wanting to crack up at Kelly LMAOOOOOO

[@HannahMarieee]

Oh kells. thank you for giving us such deep insights into your daily struggles and humble life in nyc. its good to know what to strive for

[@KellyStamps]

Always here to help!!

[@sheybella2375]

Hello Bella! Bravo dead on the character! You stayed committed to the role and it was perfect! 👍🏽❤️

[@MzLena2You]

Lmao.. it took about two minutes for the lightbulb to go off over here. I was actually watching from a professional interest and now I’m in tears. This was brilliant. 😂

[@fiffibytom]

Your humor is on another level I'm addicted to your videos😂 you're freaking amazing Kelly!

[@mtndewdev]

"Just to piggyback off of that" damn even got the corporate lingo down😅

[@brentandmir]

“You were at my wedding, I remember you” cryingggg 😂😂

[@cazzzziiieeee7620]

Finally, a video that shows all the hard work the tech gurlies be doing. Amazing 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾

[@wanjanjama]

From the IG usernames to the "I was actually offended by that" ... to "I didn't go to high school " 😂😂 You are too humourous

[@victoriaelisapeta]

Kelly: Yea cuz I work in TEKHHH Barista: 👀

[@sara_xoxooo3548]

😂😂😂😂

[@vivianbe1989]

tekh

[@PivotPixie]

😂😂

[@KellyStamps]

Fun fact, she’s actually a subscriber 😂😂 we later spoke and took a cute picture together!! What are the odds

[@victoriaelisapeta]

@@KellyStamps ahhh that’s so fun

[@NetworkBruh]

I love this girl lmfao. As a Network Engineer I hate those day in the life of tech videos. This exactly how they act too.

[@DearDora]

Imagine being a new comer on her channel 😂😂😂

[@TravelLifestyleWithAlinase]

I know right 😂😂😂😂 it would be hard to understand 😂

[@PLuna-gf6sh]

That’s hilarious 😂

[@KellyStamps]

HAHA

[@nursebondemcanada]

Haha

[@statuskuo]

Me 😂 hahaha I ran straight to the comments

[@MelSpeaksMD]

This is giving Joan the Scammer meets techfluencer 😂 well done Kelly lol 🙌🏾

[@KellyStamps]

LMAO

[@xxfaithyxx1]

😂 It's so true, everyone I know that works in tech lets EVERYONE know they work in tech.

[@SL-lz9jr]

I used to work in tech but only as a low level peasant employee. Tech, tech, tech, tech, tech. Lol. It's a strange world there. It's a cult!

[@extremist.travel]

Yes, my tech friend “I just got laid off right before the holidays a few days ago but I already have 6 interviews a day and am on final interviews for 5 of them. All of them are over $200k because I won’t except anything less as a tech boss babe!!” ☺️

[@aintnootherfan]

your creativity and humor know NO LIMIT!

[@Nprelaw]

😂😂😂 offended by the 300k salary lmao this is gold

[@ShannOliver]

It's hilarious that being in tech is something you show off in NYC - it's just the opposite in San Francisco. EVERYONE in SF is in tech, so people usually lead with their main hobby instead to be different ("Oh I do woodworking and circus." -Google employee).

[@Samahra01]

Kelly. You are one of the funniest people..your dry sense of humor, your point of view...it just does it for me and I'm consistently saying...yes, yes, Lord help us!!! 😂 It MAKES ME SO HAPPY that there are still humans that can see the insanity of ego and the over curated madness on social media!!! You never disappoint and if you did I'd still be rooting for you, lady:) God Bless ❤️🙏

[@KellyStamps]

Thank you!!

[@penguinswithwifi]

This was so accurate, right down to oat milk and the voice you used inside the dining area describing the various food choices. 👍😂

[@donnabanks7656]

So far she never give good, clear direct answers to her questions to help people. Wow!

[@ashleyp2625]

"There goes my coworker walking by, I love Bill so much" 😭😭😭😭

[@mrblank-zh1xy]

Senior Systems Architect here, have watched the rise of this phenomenon. She absolutely nailed it.

[@blossombassey3863]

the coffee woman just nodding along😭

[@amnie]

Anything but actual advice. LMAOOO. 😂😂😂 i love this!

[@yourfriendmimi]

As a manager for a tech company, this made my day! 😂

[@jaetok]

*aims phone at complete strangers “These are my coworkers” 😂

[@maggietelepathythreads]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Comedy perfection 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for sharing your talent with us Kelly, really hoping the parodies becomes a regular series ❤❤❤

[@caribeunidos]

lol…I just manifested this! Oh we aren’t hiring right now…Sis to sis I just can’t. Oh my GOD…I love Bill. I love the pork bun that’s free at the food court at work. My favorite nail salon and Cartier for lunch. Put your best foot forward😂😂😂😂

[@MagickandMediums]

omg I LOVED this you are sooo good at satire/parodies

[@veganspace]

"senior product manager of compliance of the services." ROFL GIRL

[@sophiaisabelle01]

You look beautiful as always. May God bless you, Kelly. Keep up the good work.

[@saraiw.]

Thank you for making such a relatable video, Kelly. We truly don’t deserve your generosity lol

[@kedajr.2661]

I’m crying this was so spot on 😭😭😭

[@chocolatemousseslice_]

Your content and imagination never cease to amaze me 💖😂

[@ilovekettlechips]

😂😂😂 The techfluencer gatekeepers have definitely started to take over. "Use my link for this bootcamp"

[@heyitz_rj]

Please more of these lol. I was waiting for SOMEONE, ANYONE to make parodies of this type of content but people are too afraid to rock the boat I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️. For some reason people in tech really don’t like it when you call out the amount of NOT WORK they are doing lol. Obviously not everyone in tech because you will have those other types of people in tech that don’t believe in taking brakes or days off and how working past the point of exhaustion motivates them while also going on rants about how nobody else works as hard as they do 🙄. I very much appreciate the video Kelly! Keep up the great work!

[@KellyStamps]

A few of these people actually following me on TikTok and I know I made them mad 😂😂

[@AngelloShongwe]

Stampede, I'm just here to remind you all... Put your best foot forward and believe in yourself. ❤️

[@asmrblizzz]

My husband who works in tech came up to me while I was watching this video in headphones. He silently read the title, looked at you and said - oh, good for her 😅😅 Ps. Girls in tech are not like that. From what I’ve seen. They are usually super simple and modest.

[@shanekasodope7257]

These are the tik tok techies 😂😂 I know a girl I’m pretty sure she got the inspo from

[@SunshineCali89]

Initially I was like now Kelly into Tech making how much 😳....then I watched and she was spot on. Gotta love her!!! ❤️ I laughed so hard.....

[@katz6582]

Google Eng in the house and I was dying laughing. So spot on, even - especially - down to the shoes. Only correction is that you need 2 phones :)

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Kelly actually stole her high paying tech job from her best friend Kate when Kate quit said job after Kelly started dating her co-worker Bill after the two met in her tech company's food court.

[@lailak482]

????😮😂 is this true ?

[@Rennypusher]

when she said “lower class people who don’t work in tech” I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING!😂😂😂

[@OK-hl6qd]

Came here from Patrick Boyle. Comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣

[@rezwhap]

Anyone here from Patrick Boyle’s video, please note this is a parody! 😊

[@Shespeaksincode]

As someone who works in tech, You nailed it 😂😭.

[@TheMsSimone]

😂😂😂Cryyyyiinn’!! I’m the Lead Tech Trainer at my company and this has me cracking up!!! We think we are such hot shit. I’m telling you tech is what pharmaceutical sales used to be.

[@shopece8807]

***me always wanting to break into pharm sales lol***

[@Thelady30]

I am loving these new skit videos. They are hilarious!

[@TropicalCoils]

“Put your best foot forward and just believe in yourself “😂

[@Ash-fx7go]

You really never miss! Every single part of it was on point … I love you for this lol

[@TierraWind90]

Kelly you are the best! Lol keeping us entertained with BS 😂 love it!

[@sarajefferson5393]

😂😂😂 I just love your sense of humor. That’s the Gemini in you . Girl have fun , stay happy, unbothered and at peace. ✌🏾

[@sweetjreamz]

This video was very inspiring in more ways than one 😂. You can be whomever you want to be in life just “Put your best foot forward and believe in yourself” ~Thee head of Tech Influencers

[@amarauzo7650]

I never realized how real this is. Ppl are scared to put others on

[@haleytruslow7200]

This girl I hate just posted “So grateful to have a home large enough to host 25+ friends for Thanksgiving.” This video makes me think of her.

[@Boudicaisback]

If you hate her why can you see her postsM

[@haleytruslow7200]

@@Boudicaisback I unfollowed her right after I saw it- hadn’t been on social media in over a year and that was the first thing that popped up 😂 never again

[@ellesf1606]

@@haleytruslow7200You don’t have to answer no question lol.

[@KaioRosa]

I loved it!!! I laughed so hard the whole video!!! Kelly Stamps at her best

[@mihlalingobeni6665]

This is the humor I live for 😂

[@lukesplanet]

This is probably the best video I’ve ever seen on KZbin. You just gained a new sub.

[@Naisy77]

Honestly you nailed it in the best way possible ❤

[@OurNewestMember]

Omg hardest part of tech is breaking past the first $448k, especially as a Brown. You go, girl!

[@willmax95]

This was such a good follow up to your last video & you played the tech roll so well😂

[@KellyStamps]

Now we need a date video with the tech employee

[@willmax95]

@@KellyStamps ahaha damn right we do!

[@lkkpov]

Kelly, I absolutely love your creativity! Your mind is a wonder!!! Keep the artistry and brilliance ever evolving!!

[@rockieleftwing]

I'm cracking up so accurate and I work in tech!!😂😂😂

[@mikaelavlogz]

This is so funny. My first video of your channel I am watching. Love your humor!

[@Number_6ix]

Repeating “I work in tech” during your order at the counter is the new “I’d like the business woman’s special”.

[@simsthre4078]

Is that romy and michelle?

[@Number_6ix]

@@simsthre4078 Lol it absolutely is, yes.