You know for a fact he’s quoting everything he’s heard before
@brycesusong63075 жыл бұрын
Ikr i’ve seen these all but with an orchestra teacher
@clb3505 жыл бұрын
This is my band director lmao
@clb3505 жыл бұрын
@Trashy Artz wait rlly?
@clb3505 жыл бұрын
@Trashy Artz oh lol, no this actually was my band director, we actually had two, him and this bald guy
@4pensword44 жыл бұрын
As a middle school band teacher...I've heard/seen 90% of these THIS WEEK. It's only Wednesday.
@lucydoodles20206 жыл бұрын
Don't forget people putting their phones on their music stands lmfao
@zoerystrom10386 жыл бұрын
Looksharp staysmart we would do that in jazz bands and while our director was working with other kids(we had an ok size group) the saxophones(me included 😂)would be on their phones and using Snapchat
@PrimitivTool5 жыл бұрын
I do that to hold my music down
@bellad59685 жыл бұрын
ME IN ALL MY BANDS
@hopeandlife63985 жыл бұрын
Amen
@morganfrey72125 жыл бұрын
Looksharp staysmart everytime i see someone do that i yell ‘cellular device’ ‘is that a cellular device i see?’ ‘PUT YOUR ANDROID AWAY’
@stellaraee6 жыл бұрын
My teachers cuts us off mid song to show us this video. We all crowd around his phone watching the video, As We yell out the names of the people who do that! Thank you so much for making band class more exciting!
@superstarquins6 жыл бұрын
Stella Rae mine did that too.
@kaitlynswanson35076 жыл бұрын
Stella Rae lol
@angelicav72506 жыл бұрын
Stella Rae SAME!!
@shiny16766 жыл бұрын
Stella Rae Same my band teacher also did this
@emchadwell5 жыл бұрын
Stella Rae he’s our band teacher😂
@charliechimento8525 жыл бұрын
0:24 *What’s the problem with this post?* ❌ It’s spam ❌ It’s harassment or bullying ✅ I’m in this video and I don’t like it
@e2b2655 жыл бұрын
285 likes and yet I’m the first comment..
@cocooo13155 жыл бұрын
Ethan Loves Kitties mhm and I’m second
@MoonwalkMagic5 жыл бұрын
It's for comedy pluss he didn't say who was the students who did it
@MoonwalkMagic5 жыл бұрын
@czar what?
@MoonwalkMagic5 жыл бұрын
@czar I don't know what that means does it mean like I know right
@prominai45896 жыл бұрын
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A CLARINET MOUTH PIECE???
@JesusRodriguez-qd8fn6 жыл бұрын
I lose my sax mouth piece
@michaelsnuffalacagous16516 жыл бұрын
I don’t know, but it still happens!
@noahstrawberry47106 жыл бұрын
Ikr thats was a little dramtic
@esmeraldamiguel39216 жыл бұрын
I use to share my clarinet with someone else and sometimes I would forget to bring my mouthpiece.
@kitariauthor59436 жыл бұрын
Promina I LIKE HOW
@missyapsalot6 жыл бұрын
0:20 “Do we have to play today? i just ran the mile!” omg that was so me! i had PE right before band
@a_literal_brick6 жыл бұрын
In middle school it’s like “the mile made me tired. I don’t wanna play” In high school it’s like “Wooh! Just ran the mile! I’m pumped up! Let’s do this!”
@DRXSSYOUUP6 жыл бұрын
*that's me but with orchestra*
@chivoleon6 жыл бұрын
I have P.E before band :(
@sarahromans13146 жыл бұрын
SAME, but I didn't ask if I couldn't play band cause I love it, but during the whole hour I can barely breathe lol
@garrettcollins90196 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have PE before band too
@AltoPiano126 жыл бұрын
the decimated clarinet reed was so ridiculously accurate
@genarorodriguez41215 жыл бұрын
Legit the clarinets and saxophones in my class will get confused when they squeak even though they've had the same reed for the last 3-5 months.
@kirkt39705 жыл бұрын
@@genarorodriguez4121 jeez... The perfect sax Reed lasts for 2 months how they play it for 5 😂😂😂
@genarorodriguez41215 жыл бұрын
@@kirkt3970 Idk they just forget to change it out. I'm not sure how it works since i'm a trombone player.
@versusfour29685 жыл бұрын
@@genarorodriguez4121 My alto reed works perfectly for almost the whole year
@madeleinehoward-frank10255 жыл бұрын
Had a kid in my Middle School 7th grade class never change his reed because his mom told him not to. Smh. The kid was still in 8th grade when all the rest of us were moving to Sophomore year and doing Honors auditions.
@gracegittinger95965 жыл бұрын
I love how the trombone going to "8th position" is the last clip, such a middle school experience lol
@maurabuck16135 жыл бұрын
Grace Gittinger Whenever one of us trombonists goes to “eighth position” my director writes our name on the board under a special heading called eighth position club.
@asston7125 жыл бұрын
I literally went to 9th position once, I was going from Bb to B several times and uhh... my slide ended up on the other of of my bedroom.
@pigtasticpigtures78254 жыл бұрын
Grace Gittinger As a Trombone player, I must agree.
@scream77094 жыл бұрын
As a hs trombonist, if it happens the whole band will know. Everyone
@Chrryc0la4 жыл бұрын
While doing that I accidentally launched my slide across the room xD
@j.c.12776 жыл бұрын
Excellent.. I would add "Can I do homework today" kid, "I need a reed" kid, "my slide doesn't move" kid and "I don't know where my music is" drummer. My personal favorite "awkwardly leave instrument on chair so it gets knocked onto the floor and broken" kid.
@zoerystrom10386 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Cole I totally understand where you're coming from, in my band we had kids like this. One kid out there trumpet on a chant and it fell off and the mouth piece got stuck and we had another time when two kids put a water bottle in either the baritone or the tuba and they couldn't get it out 🤦🏼♀️ and our bind director was not pleased
@kitariauthor59436 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Cole Or a “My valve is stuck”and “one of the susaphone players got locked in their locker”
@zachramsey25216 жыл бұрын
or the "can i go get my valve oil"
@PrimitivTool5 жыл бұрын
What about the percussionist who always drops his symbols
@rachelmarrone32715 жыл бұрын
*cough cough* the new tuba/baritone players that put the instrument on their chair instead of on the bell when they get up -- im a new tubs player and i would never try to put it on my chair
@tromboneaddiction84675 жыл бұрын
2:42 was literally my life in middle school
@genarorodriguez41215 жыл бұрын
That was me in September but now i'm fine.
@icouldntthinkofanamexoxo91995 жыл бұрын
Omg so true. Last year, in 6th grade, I ligit did that on my first day!
@ashleypaul42945 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@notkiwibird5 жыл бұрын
Trombone Addiction me
@jocelyn89176 жыл бұрын
one of the band moms posted this on facebook and i was thinking, “thank god we’re not in MS anymore ahaha” before realizing this is still what hs band is like
@aidenjanz26905 жыл бұрын
jocelyn I don’t know what kind of high school band you are in, but I don’t think that’s true
@reederkids6844 жыл бұрын
Tungsten 5 public school
@chandise68094 жыл бұрын
Tungsten 5 nope it’s very true
@Tiger-cm2rp4 жыл бұрын
chanie not in marching band lol if you act like this you would get banned from band at my school
@annabethchase45824 жыл бұрын
lmao was thinking the same thing. honestly, high school is worse than when i was in middle school. everybody complains all the damn time lol
@anglr20625 жыл бұрын
“My clarinet won’t play” oh lord that’s so middle school
@sbq19786 жыл бұрын
My husband and I have watched this many times. This is genius. My son loves having you as a band teacher.
@z8ins6 жыл бұрын
Andrea Stephens are you conor stephens mom
@SmokeyJoe995 жыл бұрын
Im suprised that nigga didnt shoot up the school lmao😂
@urmum19595 жыл бұрын
Hi, Conor Stephens' mom
@rileydarnell59755 жыл бұрын
Andrea Stephens this is probably Wisconsin or some shit
@rileydarnell59755 жыл бұрын
Or some random northern state Idc for the north just the south , AKA TEXAS
@awildfilingcabinet62395 жыл бұрын
Middle school band is the ultimate embodiment of absolute chaos, and any one who seeks to tame the untamable has strength beyond a mere mortal.
@skip27734 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ChrisF_1982 Жыл бұрын
From what I've gathered is that many middle school band directors probably would want to teach high school of they weren't required to do marching band. So, if there were no marching band would we even have middle school band directors?
@hann15155 жыл бұрын
my middle school band director gives us speeches about how we’re waisting his heart beats
@melaniep40995 жыл бұрын
Me lol My old middle school band director took some of the student’s chair for protesting against trump
@posideonsheir62314 жыл бұрын
M Meow oh. Yikes...
@denzelwashington5434 жыл бұрын
Mine talks about how we have diarrhea of the mouth lmao.
@tkb57264 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite insult
@jackricketts702511 ай бұрын
@@melaniep4099people protested in band !?
@braeden27125 жыл бұрын
A day in the life of a middle school band teacher: *No you cannot put that in the tuba*
@STR8ARRW3 жыл бұрын
oh my goooood, my tuba has been decimated multiple times by other kids thinking it’s a basketball hoop for random objects, on the plus side my tuba gets bi monthly repairs and i never have to pay
@moose_latte55495 жыл бұрын
No valve oil No reed Instrument is always "in the shop"
@peachbee40704 жыл бұрын
Moose_Latte so true
@jylesisprettycool38675 жыл бұрын
"WhY ArE tHeRe So MaNy StAnDs?!" BRO THATS SO ME WHEN THE FRONT ROW IS A MESS.
@StephanieDouglassMusic6 жыл бұрын
This is real. This is real life. I'm glad I teach elementary band. Or am I? 😂😂😂
@kitariauthor59436 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Douglass Be glad. Be veeeeeery glad.
@zachramsey25216 жыл бұрын
lol
@bebrave96 жыл бұрын
Wow me too
@realkidsfun30746 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Douglass that’s a thing??? wtf
@realkidsfun30746 жыл бұрын
i wish i would’ve learned my instrument in elementary bc at competitions those kids seem better. i’m just as good but i feel behind
@AstroLynxx06 жыл бұрын
My teacher showed us this and now I’m rewatching it 😂
@nobro85205 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@baileydarnell89255 жыл бұрын
This man is also the codirector of my high school band and he’s so funny. He’s like this in class. Today for May fest we got two new songs and one of them was one day more from les mis and he showed us a video of him singing all of the parts. He’s a great director 😂😂
@goosegirly68674 жыл бұрын
You forgot the infamous “what measure are we at”
@goodmansteve24813 жыл бұрын
Classic
@miner_splash9953 жыл бұрын
Oml that’s me and I have marching band camp for highschool 💀
@0Greenwell06 жыл бұрын
MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND TEACHER - CAN CONFIRM
@InstrumentManiac5 жыл бұрын
This brought me back 😂 and reminded me that band directors are SAINTS. Keep up the great work I look forward to more vids like these! 🤣😄
@destiny60275 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget “Uh, teacher, how do I play this note?” *points at a note that you learn in fifth grade*
@reederkids6844 жыл бұрын
ShesAHandsomeBeebo I’m guilty of that lol
@foxtatertot4 жыл бұрын
I didnt have band in fifth grade... probably because my school was a small public school that's in a farm town with the population of 1,000.
@anonymousfrog13344 жыл бұрын
I wish I had band when I was in fifth grade.
@erinbrunk42104 жыл бұрын
I play bass clef and in elementary all we had was treble clef worksheets
@honey-go5qj3 жыл бұрын
I didn't have band in elementary
@francescofulghieri96086 жыл бұрын
Our teacher showed us this and we just listed who was who like “Robert!” “Charlie!” “Alice!” “Oh my god that is so Randy!”
@foxtatertot4 жыл бұрын
I have two people in my band class who are named Charlie and Randy. (In case you're wondering, Charlie plays Trumpet and Randy plays Alto Saxophone.)
@sjskees27675 жыл бұрын
The one about the drummers was spot on I’ll admit it.
@theoreticalphysics36445 жыл бұрын
Thanks KZbin to recommendations. After playing trumpet for 9 years and having started back when I was in grade school, this hits home. "CaN yOu ReMoVe My MoUtHpIeCe?"
@emimizuki97045 жыл бұрын
1:12 as a flautist i can confirm that there are always a horde of stands in the flute section even though there’s only 4 of us at most
@Anna-kj3np3 жыл бұрын
As a flautist, we take the stands to bother people
@kayleeyeung6615 жыл бұрын
Band players: Out of breath Orchestra players and percussionists: *cackling in the distance*
@kayleeyeung6615 жыл бұрын
@@compscidoggo ooh I'll add it
@josephinesworld67626 жыл бұрын
My teacher showed us this video in class all the clarinets laughed at the reed part
@streetofdreams45385 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real!
@naligawesa32455 жыл бұрын
Percussion section: teacher what’s a guiro? There’s only one mallet We don’t have a ____ Who’s playing the snare this time Do we really need the (insert unnecessary instrument) Wait don’t start! I’m still tuning the timpani! Wait so this section is tiki ta ta tiki tiki ta tiki ? We can’t find our music Can’t forget that moment when percussion messes up and the whole ensemble turns their heads and just stares 😂🙄
@hsbvt5 жыл бұрын
Percussion land is a whole other animal! As I read this I was shaking my head 'yup'...'uhuh'...'yup'...
@brennam55965 жыл бұрын
As a high school percussionist I can relate 😂
@brenna77165 жыл бұрын
N Aligawesa our person was playing mallets and he has a solo in our Christmas song and he was going so fast compared to the tempo and it screwed us up when we started playing
@evahicks57335 жыл бұрын
Cheezit We only have two percussionists (including me) and the other person does not listen to everyone else nor does he watch the conductor. This means that we (the whole band) all learned to tune him out while we all play
@KGoCraxy4 жыл бұрын
This hits home so bad😩
@sydneyreed-schall49065 жыл бұрын
As an 8th grade band kid this is entirely accurate
@cadetcaelus2775 жыл бұрын
same
@valerier36735 жыл бұрын
Same
@foxtatertot4 жыл бұрын
Same
@stalebread74994 жыл бұрын
Same
@willtaylor90916 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when I saw that clarinet reed!
@ttank03226 жыл бұрын
My band teacher showed us this after we came inside from marching. I can say that this video is completely accurate.
@josephstone5474 жыл бұрын
"Can we get a concert B flat?" *kid plays B flat instead of concert B flat*
@z8ins6 жыл бұрын
You could at least say my mouth hurts 100%
@danivlds81415 жыл бұрын
When u did that whole explanation for “I dont have my flute”. I died bc thats me ksksksksksk
@caitlinteachesthings6 жыл бұрын
this is exactly how my kids are. every time. hilarious!! 🤣🤣
@camilawithac86244 жыл бұрын
2:39 this happened to me when I was taking a look at my friend's drumsticks-
@LisaLizTrombone5 жыл бұрын
This video is absolutely hilarious! 😂 We especially like the trumpets “trying” to play high notes. Oh, and of course, the dropped trombone slide!
@gabriellaroserestifo47195 жыл бұрын
"my sax is in my mom's trunk" HAS MY CRYING 😂😂😂😂 Literally me in middle school and still me in highschool band 😂😂😂😂
@ozziehall7795 жыл бұрын
2:33 BUT SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOOK MY DRUMSTICK ON FRIDAY! I put them both on a stand at the start of rehearsal, went over to the mallets for warm-ups, and when I got back there was only 1 there! I found it by the end of rehearsal, on a table for the auxillary stuff I am NOWHERE near.
@mekennarae16415 жыл бұрын
Vesnake 11 that happens to me all the time! I’m a short girl who is in percussion with 5 tall guys, the guys always like to steal my sticks and hold them over my head, hide them, or put them in shelves that I can’t reach, it’s stressful
@kristinreynolds5775 жыл бұрын
This is the best!!! I played in band during my Jr high years. Oh how I feel for you poor band teachers today!! God Bless You!! 💖💖💖😊😊😊
@devilboi53146 жыл бұрын
My clarinet won't play. (giant hole in reed) Me: Hmmm here I wonder why! 😑
@tammyaberson26054 жыл бұрын
You are awesome and this is so true. I'm sending to all my students just to have them know how much I miss them during this crazy time.
@goodgriefcharliebeef5 жыл бұрын
1:43 EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY BANDMATES I S2FG
@briarrr__5 жыл бұрын
The last one made me laugh hysterically and it's the middle of the night lol
@ItsDoodlemeyer6 жыл бұрын
My band teacher showed us this today, great video 🤣 Pretty accurate to my class too!
@saladobands36116 жыл бұрын
This is 100% accurate! Thanks for posting!
@sheliie99365 жыл бұрын
Image walking in when he’s filming this “ *uhhh Mr. Chamberlin is doing it again* ”
@brendanmcstephens18284 жыл бұрын
The best part is, I am a student of this guy. I have had him for about three and a half years. This man is great.
@highmind33895 жыл бұрын
2:44 Me and my friends all the time XD trombone is hard
@zanewood42265 жыл бұрын
The last one happened at my sixth grade band concert. Lol
@zyana98406 жыл бұрын
My teacher stopped us mid practice to show us this and was throwing major shade at one kid in the band lol. But our class had a good laugh! Thanks!
@rowanmiller87494 жыл бұрын
0:54 "My mouthpiece is stuck." Me: *Oh my god hahaha that is so accurate.*
@oliviasmm66095 жыл бұрын
2:39is legit me every time when ever I oil my slide lmao 😂
@leraehinz8 күн бұрын
I've watched this several times in the last week, and I still can't stop laughing🤣
@gravestonez6 жыл бұрын
My band teacher showed us this and said it was surprisingly accurate
@olgalizbonetarodriguez54774 жыл бұрын
This can’t me MORE accurate!! Lol!! Hilarious! Seem like he was in my room
@spencer-z5u5 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever watched in my life.
@Yeti14735 жыл бұрын
This was my class back in middle school, definitely showing this to my band teacher!
@AdieuAlle6 жыл бұрын
“Do we have to play today? I just ran the mile.” Me every time I realize it’s band class
@josephkim13336 жыл бұрын
I can't explain how much he put efforts on this.. so amazing
@patrickcronin98456 жыл бұрын
"Highly Effective" video analysis of the life of the Middle School band Director! :-)
@tylerheintzen7225 жыл бұрын
I empathise so much for all our middle school music teachers, truly an under-appreciated title.
@supkenken4265 жыл бұрын
this is what teachers secretly do during staff development days
@ella.travels5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I have ever watched anything more relatable then this before 🤣
@pancakeeater69406 жыл бұрын
1:57 is me having trouble setting up my stand
@shrubxe4 жыл бұрын
when the trombone slide fell off i felt personally attacked
@erinbrunk42104 жыл бұрын
loool
@shannonlynne36416 жыл бұрын
1:12 is the orchestra kids that have class right after the band class because band doesn't know how to share stands
@zoerystrom10386 жыл бұрын
Shannon Lynne band kids don't really know how to share stands you are 💯% accurate I know this because I am that kid, I also don't like sharing music so when we would have a performance the person I always sit next to and I would share the stand and music and with time he learned that we just use my music because mine is always neater and I write things on mine lol 😂
@DRXSSYOUUP6 жыл бұрын
Lol my teacher forces us to share
@fulcrum74935 жыл бұрын
my ms has two different rooms and classes for band and orchestra lol
@ainsleyboss-harmon98394 жыл бұрын
Pfft who would share stands?
@thewyldewoman95065 жыл бұрын
A man who gets where kids are at and still loves them enough to try to educate them. #musicmatters
@jacob19315 жыл бұрын
0:54 Well you don’t know what it’s like to get an oboe reed stuck
@Constant_Creation4 жыл бұрын
As an intern at the middle school level, I’ve seen every single one and then some 😂
@bearwboots88396 жыл бұрын
1:29 is literally me everyday
@baguettewithanf6 жыл бұрын
*WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STANDS?!?!* That is so relatable!
@tromboneking876 жыл бұрын
100% Accurate!
@samijohnson32665 жыл бұрын
I have no clue why this popped up in my recommended videos, but I’m very glad it did. I’ve never been in band but I’ve been in choir and a lot of this happened in middle school so I relate😂😂
@avipotato6 жыл бұрын
My teacher rants about how turtles are stupid and have no brains
@mightygerot44275 жыл бұрын
Holy frigg the slide drop is so true, every day in beginner band 2 people would drop their slide
@purplecatloverrandompizza5 жыл бұрын
"Who leaves their stand this high!?" Awnser: the 8th graders
@ChrisF_1982 Жыл бұрын
Only trumpets in the jazz band would need it that high.
@lmaoidontcare60195 жыл бұрын
Band Directors are probably the most chill teachers ever
@icedude0816 жыл бұрын
Living legend right here
@strmpt91575 жыл бұрын
After 7+ years of band, this is true all the way through high school.
@strmpt91575 жыл бұрын
also the brass mouthpieces is 100% accurate (only happened to me once because a sabre hit my instrument and the whole instrument was damaged and so was my lip)
@thepepperonis26066 жыл бұрын
Lol perfect impression
@isaidiaz5695 жыл бұрын
“Can I play the drumset today?” Was a question i asked every single day hahaha
@elladrutarosky23776 жыл бұрын
Lol 2:08 is so meeee lol😂😂😂
@tyrek26645 жыл бұрын
It's incredibly hilarious that I can recall being and seeing those types of kids.
@tidangames43466 жыл бұрын
He’s my band teacher he showed us this in class 😂
@obstmann77405 жыл бұрын
*dabs*
@tidangames43465 жыл бұрын
Why did I use an emoji oh god oh frick
@sarahblau35634 жыл бұрын
I’m a bassoonist and I sit in front of the trombones and I’m always the ones picking up their slides 😆 they drop them SO MUCH
@TheMattNeal6 жыл бұрын
8/8 gr8 m8
@laurenschulte25655 жыл бұрын
i’m in high school and i can still relate to playing a high note on a trumpet and your like YESS
@AnnieC42425 жыл бұрын
One time in my band class we threw pencils and they got stuck in the ceiling
@charles38405 жыл бұрын
As a trombonist the last scene is a personal attack.
@volrain3116 жыл бұрын
Love it
@oliviah19845 жыл бұрын
The trombone one with the slide falling off is to accurate😂
@bryceplatzer16515 жыл бұрын
You know good and damn well he was mocking his one baritone player
@carrieroberson26203 жыл бұрын
1:11 me when there's more than 3 stands in my section:
@FDRsHemorrhage5 жыл бұрын
The last one is so relatable especially when marching the first year
@rheannamartin41155 жыл бұрын
" my clarinet wont play" shows big chip in reed me; dies laughing