A day in the life of a professional RuneScape player

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[@TastyLifeRS]

would have made the video longer but i had to get back to the ardy course

[@Eaaaaaattmyasss]

the fact u even stopped disgusts me

[@themobilejah6159]

Ayooo 🤣🤣😂

[@jacobburr3570]

Don't act like we don't know you train your agility while barb fishing smh my head

[@Greg_Buckingham]

Based

[@TylerBordenMusic]

i’m really disappointed by the xp waste in general. thought you were better than that tasty

[@J1mmy]

this is the most unrealistic ending i've ever seen

[@TastyLifeRS]

She just sent me a PDF of our restraining order

[@Papaconstantopoulos]

It's actually very realistic, he just didn't mention the part where the girl was a 38 year old man named Gary. That was much was implied :)

[@unanemus6869]

@@TastyLifeRSFking choked on my drink when I read this 😂

[@rodrigo.55]

@@TastyLifeRS hahahahaha

[@blu_cardinal545]

Gary Gilbert is my hero

[@acumence]

We finally have live footage of Tasty getting his doordash instead of doing his prep at CoX.

[@TastyLifeRS]

Extremely elite reference

[@Drunkhokage]

Literally just rewatched that video last night lol

[@7ehNP]

@@Drunkhokagewhich vid is that

[@Drunkhokage]

@@7ehNP J1mmy chamber of Xeric’s video I think it’s about 11 months old, it’s a fun watch

[@MrRssniper]

You make the filthy irons prep for you it's the strat

[@galfilol5260]

nothing like a relaxing 3tick granite sesh to end the day

[@jolt106]

Folded me

[@ftwilbur]

@@jolt106 Same 🤣

[@SoupRS]

this should be on paramount plus

[@TastyLifeRS]

Just subscribe on twitch it’s basically the same thing

[@forddavidson2148]

Hahaha I love this. Next video do one where you joke about what your day is like, make us super over the top and unbelievable! Glad we got to see into your daily routine

[@iEXCEEDi]

Honestly should do a video that makes fun of all the BRUTAL situations runescape has, but IRL. Like setting up a cannon near Ardougne to blast a cell full of imprisoned ogres, etc. etc. Lots of hilarious situational instances in RS that if thought about in a RL situation, is hilarious

[@curt7777777777]

Dude I woke up at 4:30pm today and I've been training agility all day this video literally felt like a personal attack (I'm writing this comment between laps)

[@lorcster6694]

Hahaha

[@Halamadridistas]

Bruh I hate agility, just clicking :( nothing fun, time wasting.. and I definitely ain’t high alching like I see the noobs do

[@FrostyBard]

can confirm, this is documentary-level accurate

[@lakelinpherigo1901]

fucked me up, when he hit with the joe rogan jordan peterson podcast

[@chrisspradlin2291]

This is one of the best videos you've ever put out, Tasty. Ticked a lot of boxes for the community lol.

[@aarondenyerful]

Don't you mean he 3 ticked a lot of boxes?

[@jacobburr3570]

Just a buncha sigma male chads B)

[@rauth1139]

This is hilarious, whoever turned down a sponsorship missed out. Shoutout to Crumb, quality content.

[@CEngineer]

This is so relatable

[@TastyLifeRS]

It’s based off of hooti tooti

[@crazytexan711]

the Atrophying legs got me more than anything I've seen in the last week. I hope you make it to the tendies next time

[@Sinferna]

WHEN I TELL YOU MY JAW DROPPED AT THE ENDING HAHAHAHAHHA

[@Nomad_OG]

it really scares me that I live within an hour of this menace

[@sup_my_bwana]

I would waddle away

[@Nomad_OG]

@@sup_my_bwana got any fkn grapes?

[@jorgealvarado7151]

Tasty is slowly becoming the next Woox. Just look at his hair, the more xp drops the more his hair drops. Truly a marvel.

[@RunescapeGod]

I’m married, have 6 kids and this is still 100% accurate

[@Vestatcius]

you've got 6 kids to collect the doordash food deliveries, I like your style.

[@ricky5369]

whoah are you serious? congrats, I never would have known that. I love your videos, you're a great storyteller

[@70Se7en]

@@Vestatcius That way each kid can collect the doordash throughout the week. On day 7, the wife collects it and the cycle repeats. Grind never ends.

[@RunescapeGod]

@@ricky5369 haha exaggerating a bit, only 1 kid but the rest is true

[@AColdOneYT]

Banger, don't forget to report Coxie on the 13th, glad you've got it marked on the calendar.

[@DOLLBLUSH]

THE LOLI PART LMFAO

[@TastyLifeRS]

Some of my better work I hope it doesn’t go under appreciated

[@valy225]

That got me to 😂

[@ricky5369]

I'm glad you're still making videos like this, I thought you might stop since you became a really big streamer. I wouldn't mind seeing the old persona as well, and why not a post max video? I love those, they are my favorite

[@Tyler_Gill_Music]

“Court mandated hygiene calendar” 😂

[@nunyabiness181]

“Chicken tendies and honey mussy sauce.” Good god.

[@consolplyrsrpoor2459]

This is pretty accurate. This is how i imagine a majority of the playerbase is like

[@thierry1026]

I bursted out laughing at the relaxing 3ticking granite part omg

[@aartinho]

This video is a work of art, plain and simple

[@Draenal]

The fuckin' "Jordan Peterson episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast" line fuckin' got me the best, but this one had some real bangers in it. Tasty might be the community's dankest memer.

[@PrincessEowynn]

This is the greatest shitpost since Tastys Sigma Male daily schedule tweet

[@jesse7391]

This is so poetic and I'm all for it

[@lucasathus]

This is probably the best osrs relate humor I've ever seen

[@Yltimate_]

This video is fucking fire man

[@GoodGriefRS]

I wasted so many ticks watching this video. I don’t think I can ever recover from this

[@25Buttholes]

hilarious video brother

[@nicolasjones559]

I hope my weekend is this much fun

[@baileybrown811]

Just think, there's somebody out there that unwillingly relates heavily with a lot of the rituals in this video (definitely not me, I can't relate)

[@Saeder]

god dammit 😂 when’s part 2??

[@harrison-io3bd]

This film was simply beautiful

[@StzaJack]

Cheese crisps, why you gotta do me dirty like that? This video is fucking brilliant mate

[@seancorrigan_]

So glad you’re making this satire content again. Bring back the videos where you used to go in public and mess with drunk people dressed as a RuneScape character 😂😂

[@Rovdyret_osrs]

Thanks for a "sponsor only" video. 5:21 ill never get back. Happy I was multitaksing.

[@MrJoshuawoodward]

The edging line got me 😂

[@Oct0ber_Skyy]

Seeing the bang next to the blue pill gave me a heart palpitation

[@Joe27248]

The sarcasm is scathing and relevant, great video!

[@Dumle95]

True RS players also sleep in ticks so I was expecting the alarm clock to count ticks instead of minutes

[@lorcster6694]

😂😂

[@cuparino]

Pile of laundry on my chair was spot on

[@underscore3122]

I was a professional OSRS miner. Bro I was drinking coffee right out the fucking pot with a straw to hit that 99. That and I watched attack on Titan in every language.

[@lyricjesus6499]

The discord notification at the end got me all excited thinking someone messaged me ):

[@peacego624]

This is how liquid gold content looks like.

[@nxtech201]

“Today is a big day, I cannot have bad clicks”

[@nolanbitz3081]

This is a lifestyle I could get behind

[@Aeronizor]

📸🤨

[@25Buttholes]

that thumbnail rofl

[@im_Smitty]

4:16 I knew you secretly were European, twitch geolocation coming in clutch with the Euro currency

[@jinbaittai85]

You sir get GBPs for the chicken tendies reference!😂😂😂

[@88mastered]

1:28 from top to bottom, left to right chinatsu yoshikawa (yuru yuri) ana coppola (ichigo mashimaro) miu matsuoka (ichigo mashimaro) chen (touhou perfect cherry blossom) chika itou (ichigo mashimaro) chie sasaki (idolm@ster cinderella girls) anko kitashirakawa (tamako market) noel (sora no method) est (seirei tsukai no blade dance) koume shirasaka (idolm@ster cinderella girls) original (artist: xiangtu) kobato hasegawa (boku wa tomodachi ga sukunai) utsutsu (gatchaman crowds) karen kujou (kiniro mosaic) tina sprout (black bullet) matsuri sakuragi (ichigo mashimaro) flandre scarlet (touhou embodiment of scarlet devil) asuha touhara (lotte no omocha!) chino kafuu (gochuumon wa usagi desu ka?) rumia (touhou embodiment of scarlet devil) yoshino (date a live) akari akaza (yuru yuri) azuki (nekopara) last order (toaru majutsu no index) yotsugi ononoki (bakemonogatari) shinobu oshino (bakemonogatari) anzu futaba (idolm@ster cinderella girls)

[@ericaosborne537]

You need help Edit: seriously dude I’m not trying to be funny. I’m worried about you. Look how far you have fallen… Seek help. There are professionals that specialize in mental illness but you have to be the one who seeks it. Good luck

[@juavang1833]

Hell naww…”hand soap bottle that you have filled with water 8 times.” Hahahah😂

[@toffeelatte6042]

My mate said you were a legendary shitposter. Legendary is an understatement.

[@Gforce1313]

This is hilarious because I've known people like that, not nessecarily scapers but this is funny.

[@AndyDL20]

This thumbnail was perfect

[@veilmontTV]

This is my favorite video from you

[@SECONDQUEST]

This is absolutely hilarious. As someone who had pc addiction like 8 years ago this is so accurate. When your pc breaks and you're too poor to fix it you sometimes go on a 3 year break, it's great for mental health

[@BushidoCypher]

Bruh the rejection anger is straight facts 🤣🔥 content as always

[@GhraziRapier]

probably one of the best rs videos

[@momsbasementgym]

One of the best OSRS videos to date 😂

[@lacroixboix]

"Finger stretches" I'm dead

[@klkool1]

Fucking loved this 😂😂😂

[@alexanderlamont2565]

Tasty needs more subs this was the funniest shit I've seen in a long while. Thanks for brightening my day G

[@quasarkid]

I'VE BEEN EDGING ABOUT 30 YEARS NO NEED TO STOP NOW

[@CommunityTheatre]

Can’t believe Keeps passed on sponsoring this one tbh

[@blakewilkins63]

a bang energy and addy40, my boy you can time travel with that combo

[@SamkoKalajdzini]

Quality i expected a serious thing but this was amazing hahaha

[@DuraOSRS]

this is a master piece

[@e-lineco]

lmao that is some intense work out routines idk how you can do it man.

[@flake8382]

Instant classic.

[@AnonYmous-lk9qy]

I don’t know what kind of art this is, but it’s something.

[@simonogren7458]

I just woke up and discovers I’m a professional RuneScape player. It’s 5pm

[@jacobthralow9991]

this is incredible!

[@usedevilthing]

I feel extremely attacked by this 😂

[@samueltormey3405]

Ive never commented on an OSRS video, but this one is exceptionally funny. Well done

[@beastking4373]

Your videos are the ones I look forward to the most

[@Crypto4always]

dude you fucking ROCKED this one!! im fucking DEAD!! hahahaha genius.

[@timothyray4256]

Absolutely amazing.

[@veo16]

If you've never yelled at your parents when they call your phone in the middle of a game, you aren't a true gamer.

[@hugmynutus]

props to tasty for making a "parody" video to convience all of us you don't secretly love 3t4g.

[@tylerniezgucki9354]

This is the best subscription I’ve done on this platform since I joined in 2007. Good god damn job. 😂

[@shaunrybeck9105]

you're killin it with these comedy viedos, keep em coming!

[@wistrad]

The new comedy standard has arrived

[@lorcster6694]

The one thing I can relate to on this video is putting my clothes on my chair and then lifting them off the next day to sit down lol I gotta stop that just clean them

[@kristopherunderwood2507]

the jre jordan peterson bit hit home lmfao

[@trentonmccoy9292]

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute

[@Bohlnore]

LoL Great Parody of those other day in a life videos

[@pancake7183]

Really cool that you got Northernlion for the thumbnail!

[@james2156]

I’ve never felt so attacked in my life

[@Trickjez]

Absolute masterpiece

[@lPkPkers]

This felt personal

[@ericaosborne537]

Seek help

[@lPkPkers]

@@ericaosborne537 scared them away

[@derkottevanger294]

You look like a young heisenberg in the picture of the video 🤣

[@greenthunder1000]

shoving the cans onto the floor LOL

[@phan5302]

Quality content

[@cerval00]

What a great way to fill an Ad slot

[@OSRS-Bodhisatva]

😭😭😭 I know this is a joke but the energy drink, adderall, unfolded laundry and multiple accounts hits a little close to home

[@lightdrums]

Hillarious man! Good job

[@arnoldmuffett7979]

oh man we need more vids like this, you just make my day start with a big smile loool very nice

[@clintcalvin7622]

Glad to see I’m not alone