A day in the life of Alfredo.

[@HAVgiraffe]

I like how almost nobody was able to keep a straight face.

[@lordsuji]

Why would a bunch of gay men have straight faces? Are you homoprobiach?

[@HAVgiraffe]

lordsuji good point. how ignorant of me. I shouldn't have been so surprised.

[@TheCottonClub]

Only Autumn, ever the professional. I fear for her.

[@Dan-wq8sd]

TheCottonClub Even she lost it at the last line though 😂

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708]

Javier Marmol When Autumn breaks you you what you have is gold

[@crushworthyxo]

this is the most ive seen them almost break character lmaaooo. also steven being all sweet to alfredo but was looking straight into the camera was both heart-warming and unsettling....

[@Amphanotes]

Yea i felt a bit uncomfortable at that point... haha

[@ryans6741]

Elizabeth Lauren yeah it was weird... I feel like we've definitely seen Steve act like that before, but not in such a POV direct one-on-one way. Kind of unsettling for sure.

[@HelloTardis]

Elizabeth Lauren pretty sure this was meant to be the first bloopers episode

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

He’s just trying to kick off his ASMR career

[@sha2424]

"it doesn't matter to her if she gets a warrior or a cowards death, as long as she dies" SAME put it on a t-shirt!!!

[@ashlynn6621]

please. would buy for $22

[@Wassmiah]

same

[@conallmccauley2166]

1000nth like

[@SilverFatalis]

Shannon Dean too much in common.

[@NamedForANightmare]

PLEASE

[@benapsley9552]

Lyrics to Alfredo's childhood song: Crazy Train That's.. how it goes We are millions of people And the crows come The babies are taken away. Beautiful

[@Gradians]

I wonder if Autumn ever gets tired of editing footage of her editing footage.

[@josiaheverson]

omgosh never thought of that

[@tigerballesteros847]

CyanGaming her poor trout fingers

[@rawn1t]

cib is alfredo. james is alfredo. steven is alfredo. the world is alfredo.

[@PadenMichelle]

ronit We're all Alfredo, in our hearts

[@leximartin9666]

ronit is it steven?

[@amandapalmer9581]

Ya but is it Alfredo

[@andamoonforthesky]

...but sometimes I just can't help being a bit alfredofit.

[@bigswordspikedhair]

We are ALL Alfredo this blessed day!

[@zams_games]

holy shit, my favorite line now is "Fuuuuck, you caught me red-handed Phillip."

[@Amphanotes]

"Smart girl with the shitty balls" is mine

[@Amphanotes]

IS WHERE THE HEART IS

[@benreed638]

It's the way he says it, I break down crying of laughter every time

[@valk1257]

Just reading that made me laugh

[@zgrb]

Honestly the scene where Suptic is chasing Alfredo is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen

[@nickparente]

That whole scene made me feel weird inside.

[@ETMTV]

It felt like pov softcore porn

[@bestboy897]

ETM ahhahaa

[@Shabadaba1216]

Everyone breaks character around Alfredo.

[@josiahklein70]

John Smith Except Jordan.

[@13matjim]

Josiah Klein he broke too

[@waterbearforever]

Please don't break Alfredo's character. I love the mystery surrounding his innocent, passive aggressive brain.

[@Amphanotes]

or i will make you party!

[@caderodger4308]

iamCaptainBeer Heh

[@mitchellwaltmann1872]

Alfredo is a character played by both James and Steven.

[@evanmiller3681]

the end literally made me cry from laughter. this is incredible

[@infamouspilgrim213]

"Smart girl with the shitty balls"

[@Game_Rebel]

I can't read that in any voice other than that of Alfredo!

[@oroitz4899]

Wow, isn't this a little fat comment. Smart Evan who belong to the itchy Miller.

[@thefrub]

WHY DOES THIS VIDEO NOT HAVE TEN TIMES AS MANY VIEWS

[@theresshoeinmyshit5816]

Evan Miller Same

[@mdef9010]

The “Smart girl with the shitty balls” line made me laugh until I cried

[@Amphanotes]

Ikr. Thats actually all the features im looking for in my future wife :D

[@TheAdzyPadzy]

my friends and I say this every day. best line in sugar pine 7 history.

[@shuddabinswollode]

pretty sure google handed me this video bc of your comment, thanks!! could NOT get this phrase out of my head hahaha

[@DylanDalal]

i think that they've all mastered the same voice and are juggling the character of Alfredo to confuse us, but i hope they never tell us the truth about him

[@christophertalbot8528]

DylanDalal i was thinking this, but I think it's just Steve and James. I think I heard a little difference between the places Alfredo talked to James and where he talked to Steve.

[@XeroValentine]

it cant be them juggling the voice because they showed a bit of what he looked like on funhaus' version of the volleyball match.you can see him filming them in some of the shots from funhaus' camera guy

[@hedgehogsonic11]

I actually watched a video on an entirely different channel featuring a few of the guys and Parker did the Alfredo voice

[@gerardodelgado20]

The first time we saw Alfredo was when James was at a shooting range. He had Steven's engagement ring on, so it's clearly Steven, people forget that you can edit videos and add the audio afterwards.

[@Newoh4]

Or Alfredo is actually real

[@patricktawns5108]

Alfredo is not one, but is all.

[@NinjaPups]

I love how this was filmed. A lot of the more genuine moments of the guys trying to hold back their laugher throughout each bit was shown plus the outtakes. It's nice to break that skit wall every once and a while.

[@CoolLikeNerimon]

These videos are just like Lost. Each episode features a character, and it gets more batshit crazy the farther it goes, but for some reason we just can't stop watching.

[@TATTIEPICKER]

Lindsey Wakon I'm keeping an eye out for the polar bear. still not seen it though. but I think Alfredo came from the hatch and doesn't give a fuck about the numbers.........

[@CoolLikeNerimon]

phixion. You're a beautiful soul

[@frankiero6636]

move over, chicken boy now we have Pasta Boy

[@BlueHundred1]

I can't believe you got Jordan involved...

[@JK_2998]

6:06 - Chicken Run (2000)

[@slapinchicken]

hahah this comment deserves more respect

[@josiaheverson]

lmao

[@MouLouv2]

Underrated comment

[@CrystalHey]

LMAO

[@kempo10]

OK, so what we've learned thus far: Alfredo is a white, left-handed boy of about 5"8, and a member of the LGBTQ+ community, with possible symptoms of undiagnosed acute schitzophrenia, who just loves to party. Although not with a mouse. Never with a mouse.

[@a.norman]

kempo10 we also learned form other videos that he has 1 eye and some similarities to crustaceans such as lobsters

[@kats-haven7879]

i dont think alfredo is human

[@RyanMcCarty]

He also grows and shrinks

[@Pinkpuppy121]

I want this to become a romantic comedy with Jordan and Alfredo.

[@chr0f]

I was actually surprised when I saw Jordan in the video.

[@ChocolateQuill]

Same. That made me happy LMAO

[@AshleyRobles]

OH MY GOD THE OUTTAKES! I love you guys breaking character.

[@gameguru1234]

Character?

[@thecrownaaron]

Wow, Alfredo and Sparklez are banging. Never been so intrigued and jealous by a relationship before.

[@alianderson1710]

CrownedAaron ikr sparklez is a lucky guy

[@Amphanotes]

HAHAHA

[@InternetUnwind]

Anyone else notice Alfredo's voice gets deeper when Steve is on Camera? I think he has a thing for Steve.

[@devinyoung5355]

That's because Steve voices alfredo and when Steve is on camera either cib or James have to voice him

[@WillJukedTheBox]

Steve overdubs Alfredo's voice later in post.

[@comically-large-spoon]

This will be one of my favorite videos on KZbin in history, please don’t delete it Steve.

[@justbreathe5860]

Oh my fucking god! When I read the title, thought there was NO WAY you could live up to my expectations, but you found a way to crush them. Crushed them with Autumn's nice little trout fingers.

[@silver-ep8wn]

and her shitty balls

[@Amphanotes]

Lmfao

[@Jasperr2016]

yES

[@fromsaturn]

I love how Alfredo is making everyone laugh

[@DfzHybrid]

The spirit of Alfredo spreads happiness and joy, only spreading fear when Tall Alfredo appears.

[@Calooseeus]

Make a video of just Alfredo and Cib talking to eachother. please

[@gioiaachoo]

Calooseeus Pleasssseee

[@shadowkat260]

Calooseeus that sounds incredible 😂

[@thomas-hf9yz]

What if cib is Alfedo?

[@Thebishopbussin]

thomas harrison he isn't, but Alfredo is two people... I won't tell if you don't ask

[@toxicity42]

Who is alfredo?

[@NewGuyGames]

SP7 videos have been popping up into my recommended lately. It has been so long that I had forgotten about Alfredo. Pretty sure I laughed harder watching this 6 years later than I did when it came out. A lot of great lines, love the beginning. "Fun, a 4 letter word for distraction." Considering I am watching this video instead of working on a weeks worth of assignments due in 9 hours...I feel that one.

[@DisconnectDevil]

lmao Steve at 3:22 REALLY trying not to laugh

[@jb2k51]

Holy shit please start doing out takes/bloopers at the end of the videos that stuff was too good

[@atreyu2ty]

Agreed!

[@purpleface4016]

He does something random at the end it's like a surprise every episode.

[@LosShabosProductions]

how about weekly bloopers, like sourcefed

[@mintjuliper9689]

Horacio Pereyra too soon Horacio

[@LosShabosProductions]

In Debt College Student I'm usually too soon

[@findleyad18]

"It doesn't matter if I have a heroes death or a cowards death. As long as I die" Id buy that shirt

[@tehdoughboy]

By far the best one to date. So many character breaks even before the bloopers. I love how hard Steven is trying to not laugh when Alfredo started doing his own voiceover.

[@anunexaminedlife1207]

That's because he was calling Parker an egghead and Parker couldn't say anything because he was voicing Alfredo

[@kurtsaidwhat]

An unexamined life It's James and Steven. Notice the change in voice depth

[@blueskies3060]

October 13, 2020. We here just vibin to classic SP7 videos. These are comfort videos. Hope everyone's doing well.

[@kiogenic]

Hope you're doing swell too man

[@chloeo3612]

i love that the little laughs r edited in it makes it 100000% more funnier cos we r laughing with them

[@gissellg2925]

6:06 this is honestly going to haunt me holy shit i cant stop laughing but im also terrified

[@geordiewill9186]

gissell gomez that probably my next nightmare

[@ArunaUtd]

He looked like an 'Abnormal' from Attack on Titan

[@AshleyRobles]

Jordan and Alfredo are a ship I can get behind #UnlikelyLovers

[@D_lishious]

Ashley Robles So are we calling them Jorfredo or alfredan?

[@AshleyRobles]

Danielle Alfredan for sure.

[@AshleyRobles]

Okay, I also ship Alframes and Steven is Alfredo's dad just like he is Cib's.

[@raulr.o4540]

Alfredick

[@AshleyRobles]

"You know you're my little boy!"

[@Seth-uo9pe]

Ok. Loving the bloopers.

[@matthewtheobald258]

I cant stop coming back to this video.

[@kailyn344]

i watch this video once a day and i think it's the only thing keeping me alive at this point

[@501lilspoon]

Kailyn Pope day 47: I've watched the video so many times I mouth along with them...I know every detail end log

[@elliswebster7041]

What about now

[@kailyn344]

@@elliswebster7041 yes

[@SebastianTinajero]

5:50 little chicken boy massages you POV

[@retropirate1]

gay chicken boy POV asmr

[@fivetw0six]

holy fuck please put more bloopers in I was dying xD

[@Arandomfigure]

5:14 is how I know Alfredo is real. Autumn would *never* take part in a joke.

[@501lilspoon]

Arandomfigure ik

[@GangstaBambi]

I feel like I could watch this video for the rest of my life and laugh every time. And I intend to.

[@NICKatronMC]

I just realized Steven is terrifying if he chases you

[@Devyhaha]

Please put more bloopers at the end of more vids like in this one they're hilarious!

[@Abrody1477]

Thank god they finally added some outtakes lol

[@megumisantos3258]

Wow is that Captain Spinkles? *edit: It's safe to say Steve is a genius! Glad to see you guys are having fun behind the scenes.

[@reeseserna]

Megumi Santos Um??? No

[@joet2649]

yes XD

[@algorythm4354]

No, it's Jordan

[@anunexaminedlife1207]

It's Jordan you dummy. How can he be a captain? He was never drafted

[@janesmith1840]

An unexamined life You don't know that...

[@michaelanaranjo]

Sometimes when I get sad I come back and watch this video because it makes me feel like everything isn’t so bad

[@radiophobia1974]

I swear this is some of the funniest shit ever created, i miss them so much

[@o0Avalon0o]

OMG guys; my face hurts from laughing so much and I'm crying everywhere!!! Even the awkward moments where I just felt really uncomfortably close to Steve, were amazing.

[@Amphanotes]

yea this is definitely the most hilarious shit they have made so far if u ask me xD

[@BoboThatMonkey]

I love how Autumn just works through all those takes

[@BarbellBinks]

did Autumn... LAUGH?

[@linc9827]

Nate watch your tone!

[@GenJuhru]

just farted~ again

[@brvh..]

Nate shes so out of line.

[@ArunaUtd]

I came

[@TheSonicZero]

STOP

[@harryross2683]

Alfredo is all of the shugar pine 7 thats why his accent changes so much depending on who is being filmed its either james of steven

[@tanginataiyeba6219]

at 5:46 "get it out steve" sounded like cib

[@Markd315]

Harry Ross They hint at this too when they say he's a freelancer that can do everything

[@Markd315]

Tangina Taiyeba And at the end it sounds like Steve

[@mirrenb663]

The majority of the time Alfredo is Steve apart from when Steve is in the scene When Steve is in the scene James plays him Steve does Alfredo's voice in an old video, Anti-Social Episode 1, at 10:27

[@jameswoods5677]

Harry Ross pfff way to ruin it for everyone Harold.

[@rea9278]

never thought Autumn would have the power to stop such a dangerous force

[@maslecheporfavor5580]

From here on out, Alfredo should be the star of all of Chicken boy's videos

[@GuyIdiot]

what is your profile picture from....for science purposes

[@maslecheporfavor5580]

OddGuy 2000 As a fellow scientist I am referring you to JLullaby's comic "Ruby's workout regime"

[@Ghostbjgg]

"Fun a four letter word for distraction"- God himself

[@fromsaturn]

I hope Autumns voice doesn't ruin Alfredo in this video...

[@AlecPrice]

astromoji Autumn REALLY has to stop ruining the fun in these videos

[@leximartin9666]

astromoji i like autumn she's a good balance so i realize real life is a thing

[@eddie2379]

TheLast Pineapple id like her more if it weren't for that goddamned tone

[@ohz6217]

astromoji Shrill, rude, violent, castrating...salsa dancer!

[@ethanjones112]

Legend has it that Alfredo is finally staying with Jordan all day long now

[@NaturesAnomalies]

Facts

[@Ohmy15353]

3 years later and Alfredo is still my Hero. What a naughty little boy

[@willfulton9276]

this was a good video. well done, chicken boy.

[@joey3070]

I had doubts of the identity of Alfredo... but once I saw he was hanging with a one percenter like Jordan I had no doubt it was fellow one percenter Steven Suptic. But then his voice actor was remorselessly swapped without our knowledge like an animated cartoon. I beg for transparency, Sugar Pine 7.

[@worldfameco]

I like having the bloopers at the end you should keep doing that

[@harmonyart4544]

Yo alfredo and Jordan. Jalfredo?

[@ItsTheCatSpeaking24]

... CHICKEN JALFREDO

[@zandbye]

This is def my fav video. ive watched it 10 times now, everytime i have to go somewhere, gives good energy. Thank you ;)

[@Seth-uo9pe]

Is that Jordan? Another one of your one percent friends I see

[@ObservingProcrastinator]

Seth No, Jordan is the 1% of the 1%.

[@joe_lucid00]

Jordan is 100% of the 1% within the 1%, 100% of the time

[@ianw8479]

But actually, has anyone really been far even as 100% decided to use even go want to do look more like 1%?

[@frostyalaska6371]

Ian Williamson the 1% have 40% of the world's wealth they're nowhere close

[@maliksavage8254]

Alfredos parents did a bang up job

[@MartinaGiovese]

this is the funniest video sp7 has made so far

[@marylizabetha]

I think this is my favorite episode so far.

[@abbelliveau9273]

I watch this episode more than any others, I laugh every time

[@trippingpug5513]

God damn it, how can this be so bat-shit insane and still so funny and wholesome at the same time?

[@Amphanotes]

ikr, its pretty genius if u ask me xD

[@Merky_life]

Please keep leaving the bloopers in at the end

[@fromsaturn]

I clicked as soon as I got the notification. Nothing but respect for MY president

[@sjm2475]

I can't beleave this was 7 years ago! I'm coping with it but I miss u...

[@dcred7412]

I can't believe this video came out 2 years ago. I remember when it came out watching it after college.

[@cristianjim8561]

I've watched this 3 times already... I have no regrets.

[@cristianjim8561]

6th time... still no regrets.

[@saltifyy]

YESSSSS A VIDEO FULLY DEDICATED FOR ALFREDO YESSSS

[@bbybreezy0155]

yo seriously, I wish you guys would just compile a bunch of the bloopers/breaking character moments into a video. those moments are fucking hilarious.

[@jonathangibson7144]

How the fuck in the space of 2 weeks can it go from THIS to Cib driving drunk, confronting sammy Jo and then killing Parker?!

[@joeyoliver1779]

he did 100 days of SALO... alfredo has explored regions of his psyche that no human should

[@NERPolitan]

What's SALO? I still don't know.

[@versnellingspookie]

@@NERPolitan its a movie

[@NERPolitan]

versnellingspookie what's it actually called

[@versnellingspookie]

@@NERPolitan just *SALO* i believe, just search for a trailer here on KZbin

[@jblova1]

This is the best video you've put out. I saw the title, got excited, AND YOU DID NOT DISAPPOINT I'M SO HAPPY

[@josiaheverson]

so satisfied right now

[@aeris44]

I've come back to watch it every day since it's been up and laugh every time!

[@itisatlas]

I'm a fan of the outtakes. It would be cool to see a video of all your outtakes from past videos.

[@josiaheverson]

3:15 Steven is trying to hold it in.

[@Amphanotes]

I think whenever Alfredo spoke to someone they all were trying to hold it in XD

[@josiaheverson]

haha yes

[@lettuceforlife4827]

I miss them fr

[@happynewfears1805]

"Fun; A four letter word for distraction." I'm going to use that from now on lol

[@zeeck666]

can we get a shirt that just has the word "Alfredo" in the same font as the walgreens logo

[@ethankleiner]

That last clip is fake tho Autumn doesn't have the emotional capacity to laugh

[@friedkeenan]

Oh no... Did Parker transfer his demon to Autumn? I hope so; maybe now Autumn won't be such a bitch anymore

[@YouKnowIttYT]

Yeah that's CGI.

[@drunkhaus6961]

the bitch comments take things too far, imo.

[@friedkeenan]

Drunk Haus Why though? It's all in good fun, and bitch is pretty tame

[@drunkhaus6961]

I don't think it is in good fun, tbh. To me calling woman a bitch is an insult, almost 100% of time, regardless of context. I can, however, see how you could feel that it's not so. Adding /s at the end would be better, I think, to make the intention of the comment obvious. Anyways my intention is not to start white knighting (gross) in the comments. I just wanted to say how disrespectful I find such comments.

[@GenJotsu]

Was Autumn laughing at the last part? Unacceptable!!!

[@silver-ep8wn]

Dude,she's screaming in agony 24/7 let her laugh a bit.

[@Amphanotes]

SHE SHOULD JUST WATCH HER GODDAMN TONE, DOES SHE EVER LEARN

[@nickclifford8831]

The nerve on her...

[@tetsuke4229]

Wow mike falzone's doing a really good job pretending not to be Alfredo

[@leoweeks4577]

Cuckleberry Finn Who the fuck is that?!!?!

[@bigfistman3222]

Grizzly Gaming its Alfredo

[@Raymal100]

Grizzly Gaming some old guy

[@maryannramsdell9924]

Honestly this is my favorite video they have put out on this channel so far. The part with Steve and Alfredo was the best and so so sweet.

[@fromsaturn]

AUTUMN, HOW DARE YOU TELL ALFREDO TO STOP

[@LiveFastDahyun]

astromoji She's out of control.

[@melealineberry4901]

astromoji LEARN SOME MANNERS

[@Asadmuffin]

upload bloopers once a week

[@Jake-og9lr]

id be happy with the end of every episode having them

[@ArunaUtd]

I wouldn't because when you binge watch them I don't really want bloopers throughout my SP7 movie dad.

[@aeris44]

It couldn't hold myself together especially since even with the takes they used each of them was about to laugh and break.

[@TheCottonClub]

Yars Plars

[@NICKatronMC]

"Let's Open A Petition For That" - The 1%

[@jacobfinch9563]

I didn't recognized cib without his headband

[@dandeliondomain]

s a m e

[@kiramaticc]

wait that was cib?

[@Amphanotes]

What really? was Cib in this video?

[@Wandervenn]

God I forgot how funny the Alfredo bit was

[@saitamasenpai230]

He's now my favorite character, sorry Cib.

[@gta4life112]

Fuck this was a good episode!

[@blakstageMASgrafico]

John Z can't go wrong with Alfredo

[@DeepThought55]

PLEASE post more bts/bloopers like this. It's fantastic to see you guys break characters and show your true Sugar Pine 7 colors

[@rambunctiousautumn5907]

Too funny. I broke for the 1st time...

[@Amphanotes]

did you really make a profile dedicated to Autumn? damn

[@jackoakes8888]

Mr. Danners you need to head over to the cowchop comment section and become acquainted with their Aleks accounts

[@Creddz69]

Jack Oakes its an infestation

[@TheNZLamb]

Why does there always have to be that one 12 year old who makes a fucking account "impersonating" someone from the video, you're not funny, you're just creepy and weird.

[@cheesecake2281]

wow. that was overwhelming.

[@JoosySmooyay]

it's my birthday and those bloopers legitimately are my best gift so far. this is amazing

[@TrAnMu]

Steve comforting Alfredo was honestly kinda cute. And then he started running and I damn near shat myself.