a day in the life of an engineer working from home

[@jomakaze]

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[@R1ch4rd]

bruh

[@utkarshsaini5650]

First

[@R1ch4rd]

@@utkarshsaini5650 you're not

[@JamesP69]

Hey Joma mate :) nice to see you!

[@silentkiller4091]

I think you should know there is a fake Joma tech profile commenting below with some WhatsApp number. No that you can do anything about it but I thought maybe you can feel bad for a while.

[@EmporerMeh]

I was laughing at that end scene until I realised that the Teams sounds weren't coming from the video anymore and I was getting a call from work...

[@YoungGuala]

Haha I ended up checking my phone on the email notification :D

[@tobi2931]

Haha

[@brxnv_]

i can't stand this sound anymore GOD i hate it so much

[@oumaimasair4102]

I'm dead hahaha

[@the_Adam_]

😂😂🤣😂

[@JC-jz6rx]

I know this was done very meme-like for entertainment purposes, but the level of accuracy here and attention to detail is actually amazing

[@nitroyetevn]

Except for the teeth brushing before morning call. That's never true

[@coco4830]

@@nitroyetevn True

[@WildDoritoTV]

I completely agree with this lol

[@Vickersyt]

The cereal bowls in the kitchen XD

[@oakleyorbit]

I actually died inside a little!

[@JorgeEscobarMX]

This guy is overqualified for KZbin, he should be making netflix.

[@noahmathers]

@UCzxh9TprE6XaFFTuPjJ12mA fuck off

[@noahmathers]

So a curse it's ok but I can't talk about real statistics ok youtube you suck piss of sth

[@googlerodk20pierrelouis39]

@@user-qk3fv8sc4ohow do you aid us on that.

[@Rakesh-yu1pb]

He would make more money creating on KZbin than netflix

[@girlsforstemusa970]

It's my first seeing him I am like Am I watching a movie or what he is an outlier!

[@CaptKPinksies]

As a former professional graphic designer, the client meeting is spot on. I worked directly with CEOs so much that it was part of the reason I changed my career xD

[@lazyman2451]

what 🤣, but were you the only graphic designer in the team or you were leading other group designer to help create the design of the app or website.

[@mrmrmrcaf7801]

@hobohabsburg8447 Onlyfans of course....😅

[@freerice9595]

I'm in infosec and whenever we have a critical incident we have to involve our infosec vp and CISO and CIO. I hate interacting with senior management. I'm almost to the point where I'd rather live in a tent.

[@Enfurarious]

@@freerice9595How do you guys get these jobs? Do you need a degree?

[@uzhanofchaos]

​@freerice9595 but why??? What's the issue? Lmfaoooo

[@hurrdurr8116]

Watching this as a product manager i am truly shocked at how engineers really live. I would never spend a whole hour doing actual work in a day.

[@saanvisharma2081]

I thought I was the only person who wastes time. Since its WFH, I don't know what others are up to

So, you didn't worked in targeting ads. Every day more than 8 hours of work on the computer.

[@jasperlim8909]

lol

[@alramdein-yt]

bro I code almost 10 to 5. While you guys have like a chill hours

[@lemonstrangler]

whats a product manager, is that product designer

[@mincassy6922]

I never knew I had anxiety, until I heard Microsoft teams ringtone.

[@TopicalUsername]

I get so triggered every time I hear it in like a commercial or something

[@yeseniacardenas6996]

Agree, freaked out when I heard it at the end, I thought it was mine o.o

[@shubhamrane2918]

So true!!

[@thesmasheffect]

That and the slack wood block notification sound

[@emelynhadasa925]

True wtf

[@PlayfulCloud.]

The Outlook notifications, the Team's call ringtone, the Team's messages...all of it causes so much anxiety now :(

[@andreibarbu7492]

I thought I left my work computer on a few times. I'm not used to that sound on weekends.

[@CallousCoder]

IKR! I was just replying that I had a 6 month sabbatical. And hearing all this crap made me instantly feel my heartrate and blood pressure go up and frustration and anger boil in my veins. Maybe I need to not sign the next freelance contract and extend my sabbatical by 6 more months. And after that become a handyman or something. I’m so fed up with IT!!!

[@harrybanda]

slack notifications are the worst

[@1515雨天]

The anxiety can actually be debilitating, like.. boy it's so bad sometimes you just feel the temptation to throw your phone and just call it a day.

[@arpitgarg6459]

Just to confuse the anxiety, I have changed my Teams call ringtone and outlook notification sound.

[@peteintania]

As a former data scientist, I find the machine learning part to be pretty accurate!

[@dilnozaazamatova4363]

As someone who's interested in this career path currently studying cs(bachelor's) I'm curious why you decided to quit(if personal reasons, you may just ignore the question)

[@peteintania]

@@dilnozaazamatova4363 I left the data scientist job because in my country (Thailand), most of the companies (both employer and client sides) do not let the data scientists do the "real" data scientist job. Instead, they expect something that data analyst or data engineer would provide. This is because their data in the company is not ready for machine learning, or they do not truly understand ML, and incline to see more understandable products, like dashboard or report. When I was data data scientist, I spent most of the cleansing the data, which is why now I've changed my job to a data engineer.

[@peak_911]

only is CS majors have the right to find a job anywhere, without the visa hassle, most jobs at home sucks but in US, some actually are good, only to find out in the description "fuck off NO VISA sh#t"@@peteintania

[@Rivexd]

@@peteintaniasame thing in my country, funny thing is that they EXPECT you to know ML as Data Scientist, and yet you literally never use that knowledge in the actual job, it’s basically a Data Analyst with different name.

[@kyosukearashi3523]

​@peteintania The border between data scientist and data analyst is unclear. Things like regression are still count in traditional ML, so you still being a data scientist if we use the wide definition.

[@sevroaubarca5209]

That fucking Teams incoming call will haunt my dreams.

[@LionVigil2006]

Ik, my dad is an engineer and everytime he hears that Teams sound he gets angry lmao

[@cp12298]

hahahahaha me2 i mean same

[@dinodirajapaksha2140]

Omg yessss

[@Cablacules]

YES!! hahaha

[@leonardopipitone]

So trueeee damn

[@jathins6809]

Joma is like that one kid in school who says he didn't study but scores A+ in everything

[@iiomega802]

Facts

[@invictuz4803]

Right, how does he come with a system design proposal without doing any work all day.

[@AOGUNS11]

FACTS ‼️‼️

[@hamza4real]

Says all engineering classes are hard but gets the highest GPA in the class.

[@frogwater09]

Yeah he looks like one

[@KenJee_ds]

If its not a Machine learning, blockchain, edge computing, augmented reality, IOT, solution... I don't want it.

[@atomspalter2090]

sad oof

[@monnster88]

Don't forget cloud services

[@DamonHunter13]

As a service of course... right?

[@teytreet7358]

AI, subscription, QR Code

[@junckskype]

AI Voice assistant with automationn is also important too.

[@Rubyeverly-Jessica]

Interest rate is currently at 4.75%(8th rate hike since March last year) Inflation at 7% and mortgage rates is at over 7.5% but yet minimum wage remains the same and my retirement portfolio has suffered tremendously these past years, so my question is how do senior citizens retire and live off such unstable economy. The long term game is obviously not for me at this point.

[@Victoriataylor5668]

In my opinion, venturing into a good investment is not just a strategy for generating passive income but a profitable saving method for future expenses. Those who fail to make the right decisions early in life end up regretting it. Nevertheless, investing can be difficult and risky doing it solely, For this reason, I advise seeking help from professionals(financial advisors). It’s not just watching videos and reading investment books the challenge is using it well

[@anyadni]

@@Victoriataylor5668 sincerely, I’m truly inspired by your words. I’m very interested in investing and I have got a good sum of money which I’m ready to put in with the right information. My biggest fear is losing my money on the wrong investment. For this reason, I’m willing to listen to your suggestions and ideas on how to invest wisely.

[@CJ-wright]

@@Brittany-reeds Thank you, Going through her profile on her webpage out of curiosity, and surprisingly she seems proficient. I appreciate this.

[@mcgarnacle21]

Thank you all. This has been a cringeworthy and poorly scripted advertisement that was as subtle as a finger up the bum. Oh, and fuck off.

[@rickkim2809]

first of all to anyone reading all of the first 4 replies are bots, second of all dont risk your investments. save 30-50% if your income (if you can) and put it into the s&p500. it is not hard to do this and literally every billionaire you think of off the top of your head will agree with me. do you really want to risk your life saving because you think you're the next warren buffet or just live a stable life for the rest of your life?.

[@zaheen5388]

Junior engineer : Oh sorry, please go. Senior engineer : Ok I'll go, bye 😂😂

[@ivy3420]

? i am offended as a swe lmao

[@ProduccionesLukaz]

? i am offended as a swe lmao

[@nIrUbU01]

? i am offended as a swe lmao

[@whazatt236]

? i am offended as a swe lmao

[@Batceloplays]

? i am offended as a swe lmao

[@Charlie1821]

“That’s for you guys to figure out” oh man that one hurt

[@VictorHernandez-nt3tw]

That's what my boss always tells me when he doesn't know how to respond 🙄

[@fahadhafeez8086]

My project manager Just speak to me this sentence word by word.

[@cobrablack2066]

This should be interpreted as : im the boss here so im only here to make sure you do all the work...

[@johnyang799]

Just fire the boss.

[@federicomuria8377]

@@johnyang799 Just kill the boss.

[@chrisr__]

I lost it when they asked about machine learning then immediately gives a speech about not collecting data. 😂

[@victord8866]

they made us build a model to predict staff rotation, they couldn't give us data on promotions and salary for privacy reasons.....

[@Diabolic9595]

They?

[@jonathananderson7990]

@@victord8866 Lol I'm assuming you were intending to use those data points so the software could help them adjust their company so they could manipulate the rotation rate after learning the discrepancies of promotions/salaries? Meaning at what rate individual employees quit or get fired in order to anticipate/ automate the hr/management teams department to either hire or adjust salary's to keep a preferred result. lol sorry I'm not an engineer but I find it amazing. Actually horrible at math but find the application brilliant. Would love to code one day.

[@markeddy4256]

@@jonathananderson7990 That's a rather tautological and periphrastic way of putting it, but you're sort of right. The promotion/salary data allows you to build the data points you'd base your model on. Other data categories should be included, but it is common knowledge that those are standard predictors for whether employees try harder or quit. What's funny is that they were asked to predict staff rotation specifically (employees moving to and from specific jobs), and yet they weren't given any data on employee promotions which literally tells you which jobs they were moved to and from. That's like me telling you to build a prediction model on how much ice cream I can expect to sell to my current customers in the future, and then refusing to give you the amount of ice cream I'm currently selling to them now.

[@alexzhang3870]

Easy you make some random data & do ML with it. Makes the code run 50% slower but you did the job. Literally “stupid client request Oriented Programming”

[@idontevenknow9758]

I’m not an engineer by any means but I work in accounting, I can tell you how many times higher ups were like “make the budget happen” or just cut this what’s the problem. There is a problem Bill. It’s a lot of work on our team. Trying to explain finance to people is like explaining quantum physics sometimes. That part with the client, gave me flashbacks to people I deal with.

[@chanwantai6125]

same thing happened to me earlier. Company cutted a team of four, their responsibility was to communicate between customers and workers. My god blessed higher ups think they are "useless" as the customers can just directly contact with our workers. And you know what happened next. Also I resigned after this shit.

[@lunagonzalez1470]

Como que no quiere arriesgar si quiere la revancha en 175lbs contra Bivol?

[@jenkathefridge3933]

What do you do as a accountant?

[@eduardo0939]

The guy walking down the street during the meeting is a classic.

[@skotchngoma9684]

I go running during meetings I never say anything just have to listen to people talk

[@firstofrado8689]

The person with half of his face on camera is literally half of my colleagues

[@blazingace1699]

The person with the baby crying in the background happens to me on almost every meeting. Mostly when we have a call with offshore team.

[@ShaferHart]

@@blazingace1699 why people don't mute 😢

[@taestott]

I thought this was funny a year ago, but now that I've been working in big tech for 4 months now I finally understand this video to its fullest extent. It's accurate in so many ways haha

[@belyond6763]

or every way haha

[@cobrablack2066]

And you are not "in" yet wait and see after 1 or 2 years

[@userJohnSmith]

Yeah as an engineer who actually makes things for a living this routine was infuriating. And I was in the office half the time. Our remote systems barely worked, nothing got done, I wanted to scream.

[@taestott]

@userJohnSmith Definitely makes me miss the good ol' days when I worked for a small company and just got engineering work done without most of the same overhead, but I definitely don't miss the pay haha

[@userJohnSmith]

@@taestott This was at a small company too. Critical supply chain though.

[@Brian-eq4dt]

"Nonono, we dont sell "blinds" we sell privacy, we sell an EXPERIENCE" lol hit the nail on the head. Every entrepreneur ever since apple

[@Naveed469]

Peace of mind as well :D

[@igustibagusananda7706]

Its true though. The blinds doesn't matter, its what benefit they give people that matters

[@MauricioMartinez0707]

Lmao I hate that. There's this really successful chain of restaurants in my city (80+ restaurants) i used to work for. They would tell us the exact opposite. "We are glorified fast food, but don't tell the customer that"

[@william_riku]

Its called bullshiting with words loll 😂🤣

[@yanm8633]

Just do the damn product super-good so you don't have to act like a Jobs wannabe.

[@darkin1484]

Props for the CEO of Blindr for offering such a well detailed and highly structured presentation to really outline his ideas and vision for the project in the greatest detail possible.

[@adequatequality]

It amazes how spot on he is with the meetings that are "super urgent" and everyone wants it to start on time only for them to not even pay attention or bothering asking any questions.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear zm

[@danroak]

It's precisely why it's a big deal to dtart right on time so it can be done and gone.

[@arbaretailsystems4722]

This is probably super common in most businesses; it emphasizes the importance of contributing to discussions and what not as to not waste everyone's time. It's a shame that this continues to occur at certain companies

[@kinglyone7172]

I'm the guy that tries to ask questions, but blocked by the host until she finishes the meeting, then it's time for us all to go.

[@productiveprojects6800]

@@AxxLAfriku I randomly see you write irrelevant replies all over youtube, lol. Interesting 🤔to see you again.

[@ahmeddarkazanli3375]

Watching this on a weekend evening, that Teams notification sound is giving me some anxiety.

[@phoneix24886]

same!

[@李陈-l1q]

😄

[@choi-r7108]

'wait, this is Sunday, right?' then proceed to open teams and outlook

[@tirta.yansen]

Somehow having WFH for a year making me hate that ringtone.

[@phoneix24886]

@@tirta.yansen teams buzz is the worst ever

[@cloudietech5825]

We did it boys, we got him to upload again

[@lorenzopattaro3529]

Yay

[@AsphaltBoomer]

Yay

[@axea4554]

We got em

[@ashiksaleem360]

Horaaaay

[@undatable5838]

The amount of effort that went into creating this is insane! Even little things like the Dentist chair! 🤣🤣🤣

[@khuntasaurus88]

A tip for those suffering teams and outlook PTSD, if you are in a higher mid-level or senior position (basically cant be fired or its very hard), give your leads an ultimatum that you will be off all kinds of comms between say 11am and 5pm and if its urgent, they call your phone or whatsapp/telegram. Idk if its feasible in the states, but I'm a software developer in Bulgaria and I basically revolutionised the company by saying im gonna quit if I am forced to attend more of these stupid meetings (was sole developer on a complex component bought from a competitor). The company was a startup and quite flexible so they changed the whole methodology of working. No more than 2 hours of scheduled meetings per day for developers, disabling of email system and mandatory corporate chat offline time. Most days people dont even go to daily syncs bc we all have our work and we turn all comms off and focus. Its soooo much better

[@martinum4]

Yeah, we cut it down to one weekly 30min Meeting and it's a gamechanger, some people just can't stop talking...

[@Asiliea]

As a developer who's been in the industry for over 10yrs, I can say, _thank goodness_ for good project managers to buffer us away from that CEO client BS. Tip for anyone who manages engineers: Don't let them mix with your client CEOs unless they're particularly proficient in bullshittery. It'll only cause your company more problems when they call the company's CEO to yell at them because their engineer laughed outright at their blockchain-machine-learning-IOT feature. Nearly lost too many clients in the past due to fellow engineers (and even myself once) miscommunicating with a CEO. CEOs wanna dream, devs wanna get the thing done. Worst combination to throw together when reluctant. Great combination when working on the same side and understanding.

[@lorcster6694]

The best CEOs are actual engineers like mine

[@ryanbeyer4659]

@@lorcster6694 Best to work for, but not necessarily the best at growing the business. We all want a Woz, but unfortunately the Jobs of the world generally have the lack of integrity necessary for massive growth.

[@jimh472]

No, COEs want to LOOK like dreamers while siphoning off the hard work of others. Most of them are well heeled morons.

[@rich1051414]

Why are CEOs paid millions when they are just are just bullshit artists the people who actually get things done have to play pretend with like children?

[@idromano]

@@ryanbeyer4659 "have the lack of integrity necessary for massive growth" LOL that's good

[@idealsoftware8058]

I like how honest you were. All these other “the day in the life” type of videos always have these wake up on time, make coffee, do a bit of “fun” work, make a delicious lunch, and so on.

[@notstarboard]

Oh lord this is meant to be honest?

[@genesisxbl8946]

@@notstarboard its actually not far away from my reality too :D

[@MarcosOliveira-cl5jo]

@@notstarboard specially the CEO part

[@Yeeer464]

LMAO fish be dying

[@notstarboard]

@SpaghettiHands I would expect someone who does like 2 hours of actual work per day to get fired before long. No one is going to stay productive all day, but there's a huge difference between "not staying productive all day" and "hardly working".

[@uwlwsrpm]

Hearing how accurate this is from so many people makes me feel a bit better about the amount of work I get done in a day. Just a little bit though.

[@zeedart2382]

HOLY SHIT IKR

[@jamespufflecock6466]

So spot on.

[@ibanezpower1]

I doubt people think it is accurate. They say it to be "funny". If I'm wrong, and it is actually accurate, I feel sorry for them. Find another job

[@js-ny2ru]

Same here ;)

[@chichichichichichiOwO]

Same xD

[@vishhurajput-bi1wn]

it's kinda crazy how nobody's talking about the forbidden ebook called Secret Pathway to Triumph

[@regiepaquia8943]

The level of anxiety that teams ringtone gives

[@5disguised]

Same my boss texting me while running to the bathroom. is everything good?

[@kristofnovak3617]

Thats some straight up PTSD

[@mcgarnacle21]

I changed my teams ringtone but the default one is still burnt in

[@mattmahoney890]

@@kristofnovak3617 the Teams ringtone PTSD is real!

[@azharvlogs5316]

The worst part is it rings when you are on a deep sleep

[@Lalit-yw2tb]

That Teams ringtone scares the shit out of me. I literally thought someone is calling me. Lol.

[@atinsingh7395]

I had to pause the video multiple times to see if I got any msg or call.

[@subhashisdas6844]

Teams and that outlook message sounds both scare me😂😂

[@bobbytoure4084]

haha same here even that my working day is finish lol

[@oscarcornejo6615]

is like a nightmare, dude

[@brownbalak4641]

Literally was gonna say just that. Holy fuck.

[@common_raj]

Man that setup , I would i die for that setup 😳

[@NikolaySidorenko]

😄 Finally a comment about the setup. Scrolling the comments I almost started to feel that I'm the only one appreciating the setup. And the view, man, don't forget about the view.

[@mayursawant7094]

Don't die.

[@goodpies2085]

Same, bro

[@merelbrouwer9804]

Don't die, go to school

[@JohnDoeTheWhiteSherpas]

Anyone could identify that big screen? So great...

[@slippinslidewayz]

That teams call sound at the end gave me some lightweight anxiety. Glad it's Friday! Gotta say, if tech sucks that bad, accounting is stressful too but most won't breathe down your neck when you're handling big bucks and need to make sure everything is perfect. The pay is pretty similar too once you hit manager level. Corporate controller and corporate VP level is pretty legit.

[@suziesshorts]

That CEO segment is disturbingly accurate, down to the last word. It makes me want to throw my mouse too whenever I do comms with my CEO and marketer.

[@LordPiccolo]

Not with my CEO, but with one of our higher ups. So yeah :)

[@FF18Cloud]

I do the slam-your-mouse-into-your-keyboard Which, kinda sucks cuz, I make custom keyboards as a hobby... But like. It isn't that big a deal with the mouse I guess

[@igorluiz9551]

This is painfully 100% perfect! Here's a tip. If you want to avoid someone on Teams, open a new Meeting and log in, just yourself. It may look like you are busy in a call with someone.

[@theemperorstarwarslegends8075]

this is a pro tip. I will abuse this.

[@stargirl661]

or just make a private event on ur own calendar

[@figgahh5823]

Can’t you just set your status to Do not disturb? 😅

[@igorluiz9551]

@@figgahh5823 I mean, you can, but people don't respect it lol

[@mark9294]

Nice

[@thefrankring]

The CEO/founder part is accurate. Basically just throwing trending buzzwords meaninglessly.

[@ygryaznov]

but compared to others, it will be his ass in jail, if all goes south

[@Brett3am]

I REALLY wish Joma would bring back these type of videos... this is so good!

[@ShaferHart]

let the man enjoy life now

[@KARINEMOOSE]

As a software tester and remote bioinformatician, I can verify this is 100% the most accurate documentary on KZbin. Also that low-energy reddit chuckle at 4:15 earned you my sub, crying. 😂

[@saulo5216]

Ikr so relatable

[@selahattins1644]

what does a bioinformatician do? just interested

[@KARINEMOOSE]

@@selahattins1644 I admire your curiosity! There's a wide range of things a bioinformatician can find themselves doing. I think it falls into either 1) Use statistics to find patterns in biological/genetic data or 2) Create tools to improve existing methods and support researchers. I myself do #2, I enjoy designing software applications and making peoples lives a little easier. The applications for #1 are ENDLESS, here's a short list: -analyze gene expression data to determine what genes are associated with certain traits (like cancer or schizophrenia) -analyze variations in DNA to determine how likely it is a variant is contributing to a trait -put together DNA profiles of organisms that have never been modeled before (like certain monkey species or ancient DNA) -Develop a statistical method to determine how likely it is someone might contrive a disease or outcome based on their genetic/symptomaic profile (really useful for medical pre-scanning questionaries or genetic tests) The end goal of bioinformatics is to improve our ability to predict if someone will develop a deleterious trait, or to develop biological-based methods to treat deleterious traits. Most of the time this involves drug development, but with new gene editing technologies the possibilities are definitely expanding. I hope this helps!

[@naomives96]

I am in my last year of studying bioinformatics and I am so happy to find one in the wild hahaha! Never occured before. I would love to software test and do remote jobs as a bioinformatician later on. Do you mind sharing how you started looking for those kind of jobs/ any tips you have? I am absolutely nervous to start applying for jobs.

[@nickelpotassium]

@@naomives96 I am a bioinformatics software engineer currently working remote for a cancer research hospital. The company I work for is open to hiring remote candidates. I am sure others are as well! I would not worry too much about it! For jobs I would check linkedin or a research branch of a hospital.

[@Murphistic]

The microstutter of the call with blindr CEO is just perfect.

[@varunvc532]

I frikkin replayed it, thought* it's on my side damn

[@jalansebentar9819]

Totally agree!!

[@franktfrisby]

Dude I love the more realistic day in a life than many of the other ones. Not the stuff people portray, like 4 am meditation time and 5 coffee outings. Enjoyed the parody and exaggerations to make it interesting.

[@brianarias5643]

@Marius D 100%

[@sai-blade7625]

@Marius D 100% realistic

[@fredwerejay1524]

@Marius D if this is not 100% realistic, that’s because I get up at 2pm instead of 12:30pm

[@eddiebae6243]

@Marius D You're right. Engineers never turn on their cameras during meetings.

[@MohamedNidabdella]

@Marius D throwing the mouse and breaking it, but having a spare one

[@LenaSchweizer-ff8xy]

With markets tumbling, inflation soaring, the Fed imposing large interest-rate hike, while treasury yields are rising rapidly-which means more red ink for portfolios this quarter. How can I profit from the current volatile market, I'm still at a crossroads deciding if to liquidate my $125k bond/stocck portfolio

[@bigo2012]

Bro wtf

[@sidewinder3422]

​@@bigo2012Bots 😂

[@DrAndyShick]

No need to liquidate. Just transfer it to stable bonds for the time being. Liquidation will likely come with some penalties

[@max-rdj9741]

Alicia Ann Jordan stole my cat and posted him back to me hair by hair

[@702Tech]

As a web designer and somewhat of a front end developer, this is 100% accurate. Especially the client facing call hahah. Client always switching things up, focused on all small and irrelevant things, says words that doesn't mean anything lol

[@devedee2393]

exactly, this behaviour just destroys my motivation......

[@dennis9351]

lol this video is maybe 10% accurate, tf u talkin about

[@devedee2393]

@@dennis9351 Clients just gives us tasks with unrealistic expectations with confusing words and meaning

[@702Tech]

@@dennis9351 haha everyone experience is different. From mines, this is 100% accurate

[@youtubasoarus]

Yes, but can we talk about the synergy? XD

[@IshIKoara]

When you played all the sounds, i could not tell if i was getting called or not. Panicked and closed all my windows.

[@tornado2-3692]

I'm in bed starting to fall asleep and the anxiety from hearing teams messages so late was bothersome. 😁

[@seekndstroy2560]

true man, when he received the notif during his lunch I checked my teams to see the message xD

[@Talkashu1]

Absolutely same thing happened with me.

[@murilolimaribeiro9967]

YES, I LITERALLY DID THE SAME

[@imranariffin2688]

You mean your blindrs?

[@Arfiess]

The MS ping and calling tune is going to haunt me to my grave.

[@Chris-hw4mq]

In the future people will be treating PTSD from these sounds

[@HellCRICKET]

😭 same here

[@Sol5t1c3]

That is horrifically accurate 🥲

[@roarkedevil5665]

Man, I feel your pain too xD

[@drnod4779]

haha same

[@mencobasukses97]

the level of accuracy is soo on point even to the point of frightening I forgot when I should laugh because I'm feeling scared and uneasy, and sometimes had to check if it was really my Team notification

[@Spacetrev]

As a software engineer that works from home, I can’t stress the accuracy of this video hahaha

[@RyanBoggs]

Im an electronics engineer and its still pretty accurate to that haha

[@panda5996]

It is quite different from my experience. My experience is customers are usually in the wrong time zones and they will set up meetings after meetings at like 5am.

[@peterdaze1]

Man shit yes too accurate, shame!!!!

[@TheFreedomTux]

The same haha

[@davidson2727what]

IT OPS..yeah it’s all true..except when the 8:30 pm alerts force me to log back in

[@reanimatedmanx]

Yep, it turns out I actually have severe anxiety from MS Teams notifications. PRO TIP: 1. go to Teams settings and select native system notifications. 2. go to sound settings on your OS, notification. 3. select a quick, soft sound for notifications, with a 100% volume of it, being actually decreased to 30% of the original. 4. after your day is over turn on Focus mode on your OS so no more annoying notifications. Regain your mental health! 🌿

[@liro6]

Not to be nit-picking here But "Regain your mental health BACK" could leave out the re or the back.

[@princess2chiru]

An other option would be to shutdown the computer at the end of your working hours.

[@TesterAnimal1]

There’s no regaining it. Slack’s “brush-click” notification traumatisés me now!

[@johannoas1]

I would recommend shutting down your work pc. If you do not have one shut down teams and any email or whatever program from work. If you still need teams for private usage then set up a docker/vm or whatever just to physically/virtually divide your work from your private time. Also change job if your boss expects you to be available for silly things after work

[@heyhey-dl6if]

oh, thanks for your tip... when the teams notifications sounds were played in the video I was like "holy f*****g *s*** etc etc who tf is that and what he.... wait a minute, it's Sunday, my work laptop is hidden deep down in a drawer (yes I started to hide my work laptop in a drawer on weekends) so what is going on right now. Definitely try that pro tip of yours. Have an awesome day

[@littledaemon001]

The Machine Learning part was so triggering. This is too real, lol.

[@djorgs]

Yeah that was painful

[@DajuSar]

@@djorgs But you know like machine learning and AI super cool right? I know we are just a company using shopify but will be good right? Hope you have it for the next meeting bye

[@miltonsibanda4540]

Big data. Kubernetes. Blockchain

[@mohiniyadav9205]

everyone wants ml and al integrated somewhere. Just give a clear clue man

[@chudchadanstud]

Yup. Clients want us to make something that does their job and they still expect to get paid for it. I'm like dude if I knew how to analyse the data I might as well do your job. My job is to give you the data, not to analyse it.

[@Zerviscos]

Engineer here as well, but on mechanical design for an aerospace tech company. When I was working from home full time during Covid(we still work from home but it's only 2x a week now), whenever I had a late night, I'd only literally wake up on the first team meeting of the day which was around 1 hour after the actual time work starts and attend the meeting basically still half asleep for the first few mins and just comb my hair with the cam off cause of my usual bed hair until I turn it on after I fix it. Then I'd really only eat breakfast and do morning stuff after the meeting and come back to actually work after like another hour. So I basically just waste 2 hours usually before I actually start working which I'd also offset by only timing off until much later...which can be one of the reasons why I'd stay up late in the first place. It's an endless loop lol. Depending on how complex the design is though, I can usually just catch up pretty easy, just happened that most complex product designs usually can take months to even years to finish. Although we use Zoom for meetings, Teams has a notification for it and I basically have it at 100% volume with my laptop on standby mode, so it's basically my alarm clock lol. The good thing I say about our work culture was that after your shift ends, that's it you're basically free from work. Most of the time, managers understand your shift is done and won't bother you. There are some exceptions, but those are rather few and far between and would mostly occur once you're at a higher technical level where they need your skills, CND is near, or are part of the management team. The only time I experienced still working after shift/being called into a meeting was when I became a lead/focal engineer for a project, but most of the times outside that I'm very much free after work. But meeting frequencies really isn't an issue for me, it's more of dealing with directors, engineering managers, customer reps(usually engineers as well), even vps for departments and ceos, which I shit you not can be intimidating even in online meetings especially since we're in aerospace it has very strict standards with little room for tolerance(our customers are companies like Boeing, Airbus, government, and private airline companies). Which is the biggest reason why I keep declining any management offers that has been continuously given to me over the years ever since I got offered a supervisory role for my team a year before covid.

[@ameyallam2551]

Am I the only one that felt my heart skip a beat when I heard the Microsoft teams call ring tone

[@satan9487]

Nope, very universal experience I swear I hear it in my dreams

[@MixSonaProductions]

nah mate, that shit is as toxic as Samsung's Morning Flower alarm

[@debashishshekhorroy1786]

M not alone glad to know that 😆

[@joelaw4833]

It's how I was contacted and let go during the shutdown, so this sound holds a special place in hell for me

[@shuminlan3668]

Had to pause the video to check if that was mine

[@tere8271]

Not an engineer, but why is this so freaking accurate 😭

[@KyleNamiteVlogs]

It kinda reminds me of online class tbh.

[@THE_CRUSADER007]

@@KyleNamiteVlogs lol

[@jacobwright6195]

I'm an engineer and it's actually scary how accurate this is on my wfh days hahaha

[@charliedallachie3539]

Especially sleeping in later than intended and waking up to missed calls. Worst feeling.

[@botherevil2492]

as a software engineer I can say this is the most accurate thing on KZbin XD

[@JustinJohnson-bz1ld]

trueeeeeee

[@mitchlaurensantillan58]

Really? Do you guys do a lot of coding?

[@sidharthsunil7274]

@@mitchlaurensantillan58 10% coding and 90% debugging would be accurate

[@mitchlaurensantillan58]

@@sidharthsunil7274 how long will it take to debug? And what specialization are you in? Like mobile app developer , software developer or machine learning? Please reply

[@scorpe5264]

@@mitchlaurensantillan58 I think, that's a to specific question. I'm a hobby Gamedev, and sometimes I need 1 day to debug, and sometimes a lot more

[@GameplayandTalk]

I work in cyber, 100% remote, and this video is so accurate it hurts, haha. I have encountered basically all of these situations. I'll definitely be coming back and re-watching later, I had several laugh out loud moments.

[@tecnoChannell]

What about when you open LinkedIn for 2 minutes and your boss found it and scream at you for two days? XD

[@FallenxEmersed]

Same ! lol remote CS as well . This video is disgustingly accurate 🤣🤣

[@randelalphonse5721]

Conversation with client CEO was 100% accurate; actually really like online meetings precisely because we can pause our feed for a sec and have our breakdown & rage, then resume the process of pretending that the CEO actually has a functioning brain.

[@justsomeguy5470]

Wish I had that function irl

[@voxfox01]

I'm going through the CEO situation right now. He wants me to create a presentation on CNN for him to speak about. I tried to explain how CNN works in a simple way, but he still thinks it's too complicated.

[@TheWorkshop298]

@@voxfox01 what is cnn?

[@drstrider1291]

@@TheWorkshop298 Convolutional neural network I think

[@burnout_editz]

@@TheWorkshop298 bro? kzbin.info

[@AV4Life]

The long awkward pauses and then talking at the same time is so accurate

[@lztx]

It's mostly because of the slight delay in the video chat. It's worse again being in Australia and so many US-centric services. The 200+ms ping over the Pacific cannot be improved!

[@LasRozasDeMadrid]

@@lztx Wait for starlink

[@solus9752]

That omelette genuinely looked edible and acceptable as a breakfast.

[@dadestor]

F for omelette

[@HonestRogueGames]

I think it deserved better lighting

[@chucktaurus1148]

I was deeply disturbed when he just threw it out.

[@derryxgamer1429]

@@chucktaurus1148 me too

[@pedrotizzo4122]

all that cheese, it seemed delicious actually

[@BT_StarBoy]

Your job reminds me of my moms at home marketing insurance job. The idea of making stuff work without much help and human obstacles really resonates with me and I thought this video was well done. Thank you

[@quandovoceleroscomentarios7013]

The teams notification noise makes me scared all time even today is Saturday.

[@Picasso.theDOG]

Yaaaaas 🤣🤣

[@LeftyPencil]

I mute my PC but the notification dot...

[@russiawolf11]

Bro i literally put Teams on a really difficult location on my phone so i won't look

[@chamsAd]

Same man same 😭😭

[@MarcusLager]

Do I do the work I'm supposed to do? No. Do I deserve the anxiety I get from the Teams notifications? Also no. Teams be The Devil.

[@groomboek1978]

"There is no machinelearning in your proposal" This was almost literally said to me this week.

[@Bri8765n]

It triggered something inside of me

[@andreamora7295]

So on point. U. U

[@holliswilliams8426]

This has actually happened, we were talking about starting a project and the guy just randomly mentioned how we should use machine learning, I knew I had to get out of that project.

[@mobidick6064]

That's okay. Considering over half the planet don't know what machine learning is anyway....comforting thought

[@HaseebKhan-on5zk]

The bit that killed me was when he was asking for data, and the guy was like we respect privacy 😭. Train the AI using what lmao.

[@ninjaboy191]

As an introvert engineer who works best when left alone and in my zone but has had to work in person every single workday of covid, I honestly envy this.

[@MDG-mykys]

Same

[@chosenuwu]

awh :(

[@Impasta699]

Same

[@dark2520]

This very reason is why I moved from Mech to software engineer. I hated going in everyday.

[@keifer7813]

@@dark2520 what did you do to make that transition and how long did it take?

[@idittaibi1757]

the fact the he read programmers' memes at 4:15 lmao so relatable i love how realistic this video is lol (of course we can do and feel better but we all know those times...)

[@solomonftg]

Hearing that Microsoft teams notification ping is so triggering, its like when you used to have a song as your alarm, and you’d hear it on the radio and have a mini heart attack

[@timarpmajumder2195]

I am using a computer and was constantly confused that, is it my notification popping?

[@arvinsim]

It's the Slack Notification sound for me.

[@beataantoniak3042]

@@arvinsim in fact i thought someone is calling me and my teams are not working again :D i've got stressed :D

[@khaigin2004]

Can relate to that, goddamn triggering than my own alarm clock. Waking up in the morning with just a Ping instead of countless of snooze alarm. WFH guys...

[@basicallyeveryone]

I had the same exact thoughts.

[@pohorex6834]

"You know, Monday mornings" "Its Wednesday" That pretty much sums it all up

[@mq5731]

Joe: I thought it was Friday...

[@JoeMama-tx5bq]

I watched my roommate at the beginning of Covid get paid 9 hours a day for 3 hours of work as an IT tech. I’m sure this is more work than usual for engineers.

[@TesterAnimal1]

You recruit badly then.

[@malachi8154]

That freaking workaholic is making all of look bad! What about the work/life balance? The rest of us aren't obliged to match up that insane maniac!

[@dookongoo7002]

Pretty sure he can do it in 1 if he wanted

[@UrCheckMate]

3 hours..that's too much. More or less 2 hours are enough

[@noobovsky420]

Lazy people. Overpaid and underworked.

[@MacgeeEarie]

Wow the effort you put into this video is amazing. I had to do a double-take just to make sure all these people were you. Subbed great content

[@3BrosElectro]

This was excellent. The Teams and Outlook notifications stirred up my anxiety - thanks!

[@aarodful]

I'm not an engineer at all. I'm a pricing guy but this is still extremely relatable as a work from home employee and someone who has to operate very independently. Even the meeting with the client CEO is relatable. I just deal with BD and sales people who have hairbrained ideas and don't understand the numbers and data or proposal I put in front of them.

[@sunnyk007]

I used to write massive emails for our sales people anticipating the data questions that clients would ask them so that they could either forward my email on to them or refer to it in their call to the client.

[@MINIMAN10000]

"Do you have data for the machine learning model?" "We're a privacy company we would never have data" Oh god it hurts.

[@javierguerrero9486]

This is absolutely accurate. After COVID (2020) workplace just because like this. I saved enough money and left my job because of this bewildering environment where no one really knows whats going on. Im now contracting and its been a blessing

[@twodivision]

I'm not even a software engineer nor do I have anything to do with coding, but the useless meetings where no one pays attention, one hour of actual work per day and annoying notifications are probably a universal thing.

[@13379056]

Everything depicted in this video is so true. Especially the part about people messaging you in the evening. With work from home people think the workday pretty much never ends and it's okay to just message someone at 9 pm to get some issue fixed.

[@BadGatewayMusic]

Very true. I think it's crucial for people to just tune out after 5:00-5:30 (or whenever your day would normally end). Working endlessly does not make you more productive, just less happy. I fell into the "work till 9pm" trap early on in the pandemic and it made me exhausted. At some point I made the conscious choice to never work past 5:30, no matter what, no exceptions. My life is so much better as a result.

[@iceman6518]

Yeah you have to stop that shit now. We should work less because we are more efficient but we are working more sorry that is the wrong way. You live your best years at work so think about that. Nobody ever said on their death bed I wish I could have worked more.

[@farizmeinardi3906]

when someone saying WFH is do able.. yes, it is DO ABLE... but there are lot of terms and condition applied...

[@randomdigress]

And people should totally start work from 1230noon

[@burningglory2373]

I pretty much schedule things from 10am-6pm. After than, you going on mute and your request will be for filled the next working day

[@jonwinder6622]

this guy can literally play every typical role/type of person a programmer eventually talks to so damn well

[@fujitafunk]

I dunno how I’m just finding this video now. I’m not a coding engineer, but I am an IT technician and the part with the CEO was nailed down perfectly! Heads of companies hearing hot new technology terms and want to somehow integrate them into their products and businesses. When oftentimes they’re asking you to make a circle fit a square and they aren’t taking no for an answer. 🙄

[@fade9209]

what's a technician? what are your day to day responsibilities? i'm kind of curious cause i'd like to land a job in tech support.

[@elconejodelasuerte7152]

Blindr CEO is literally every mf CEO guy that I've met while working as engineer from home 🤣 even if it's a very small company

[@nilesc9184]

Not a swe but same, literally every single higher ups I met.

[@cringeworthybears5500]

They are awful. They say so much without saying anything lol

[@randomdaveUK]

It's a different lingo that helps get you promoted while actually producing fuck all 😆

[@Manofry]

I wish they could see themselves.

[@Lilyium]

Well, they all graduated from the same script...

[@infamousXsniper055]

It was heartbreaking seeing that delicious looking lunch get thrown away.

[@GuardianOfAbyss]

As a junior developer without a job, I agree

[@weaver3636]

@@GuardianOfAbyss Greetings fellow struggler.

[@charleswaters455]

It's a perfectly done omelet after all.

[@ferismuller22]

Oh my gosh, I was completely absorbed for the whole 8 minutes of this, and I couldn't be happier I found your video. Great job man, you deserve a raise. Go tell your boss I said that.

[@CalebSocial]

and the promotion as well

[@rolandjohnson8471]

Coding + compilation is spot on! I started a simulation 2 hours ago and it's currently on 300us out of 1.5ms. Stressful day!

[@mattr4078]

The CEO segment is incredible.

[@narakmar6666]

Yea

[@sahaschinni4452]

Insanely good especially with that soundtrack

[@francesco5254]

incredibly true

[@NCypher]

“Where is the machine learning?” “Why would we need a Dataset???” 😂

[@sauliussaulius8190]

we value our customers privacy :D we don't collect data but we do need machine learning for sure :)

[@935Demon]

I mean, the guy does not really care about what machine learning does, he just needs to be able to use it in his sales pitch! It could be learning tic-tac-toe for all he cares, as long as he can say "machine learning" to his shareholders Kinda like in the 2000's when any company with "X" and "com" in it's name would just sell better 😆

[@scurus11scurus]

the machines are learning to mind their business

[@TheHerbert4321]

Maybe he wants to solve something with Reinforcement Learning

[@gamerzone8876]

@@sauliussaulius8190 sounds like Apple

[@kalebbruwer]

This basically summarizes the vibe one year into lockdown. Also, if you're a student you will often unironically schedule meetings at 8PM since it works for everyone.

[@Chario_]

The 8pm thing is so true, especially when you're working with international students lmao

[@logank]

9:30pm every Wednesday I had a meeting for something at my university lol

[@TheAmazingCowpig]

@@Chario_ 8pm for the US people, and whatever time it is for everyone else abroad, haha. So true.

[@FaithsStardust]

@Clueless Goyim Wh-what? 0.o

[@Staid]

Finally! Found this video, I watch it 2 years ago and I couldn't remember the title and then I searched "my daily life work from home" and I found it. This video such a vibe and dream actually.

[@AirsoftAlfonse]

just hearing that alarm clock sound gives me ptsd

[@ANDREAT08]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@phostings]

From the material I read in most developer books, when the customer want new ideas for their projects, its best to not agree to everything they want. Joma did the right thing when he asked, "do you have machine learner developers he can work with?", this is typical the move that keeps the customer in check because they do not think it through.

[@fabiokaya202]

That's common sense

[@razordrive3238]

Had an all hands meeting recently where the ceo was harping on "If the customer wants something and its not in the template, what do you tell them? No! If they ask again? No!" Letting the customer put in whatever they want is a good way to get screwed

[@phostings]

@@razordrive3238 Wow, how the time flies. I'm currently working in my field now but I haven't been assign any projects yet. However, when this day come, I hope that I can help new talent understand this concept

[@clublulu399]

That’s right. In a perfect world business partners would want every wish for a feature they had granted. But you as a dev gotta keep ‘em at BAY BABY

[@BoltThrower321]

Nope...todays customers want people who agree to everything....doesn't matter how stupid it is. If you use common sense...you loose. Main goal is to get much cash as possible. THAT IS REALITY ! And Joma portrayed it perfectly in his video.

[@sleepy35th]

“It uses machine learning” “no we don’t collect information” 😂😂

[@tomasgoes]

Ah, yes. Of course.

[@xxxxxGhostBoyxxxxx]

And blockchain. We'll talk about that next time

[@skeevingwinker4417]

This was like a Black Mirror episode to me. I know it’s satire, but the amount of people commenting that it largely hits home is just crazy to me. As an EMT, I could not imagine spending my days like that. Just a different world. The money may be good, but I’d go insane.

[@srivathsat4158]

Conclusions: 1. the teams notification sound is annoying 2. Joma has 1M subs but not a tripod 3. Joma can’t pronounce blindr

[@Juliantpandi]

4. most of Joma cloths are stinky

[@iPhoneAppReviewer]

5. Joma is missing a pillowcase

[@entropy7571]

I can't believe how accurate this is. The waking up late, the 1:1 meetings, the deadlines, and that dreadful Teams call ringtone, argh.

[@bmc868]

Joma has such a good sense of humor....Thank you for your vid and creativity

[@clap_lmao]

The part where one of them turns their camera off mid meeting is so subtle but amazingly accurate

[@Kreze202]

Also the part where someone is walking down a busy street with their camera on

[@HamzaTuranKubulay]

This is me. The only difference is he's doing something.

[@gibbyboiii7126]

@@RS-im3co huh?

[@ThatDereKid]

Joma, I think you need more monitors to increase productivity.

[@HevahaB]

distress AND stress is what this video made me feel omg

[@hamzamera2032]

"We want privacy, so no collecting data from the client, but we want machine learning of course", This is why I always say people with decision making in the IT field must be from the field . . .

[@rammani7170]

This neatly sums up what many engineers have to face from their management today.

[@llVIU]

"we sell privacy" yes, my private details to other companies...

[@Gecko3458]

I relate to this very much. The pointless Teams meetings are relentless. The anxiety of appearing away all day. Well done

[@ColoradoStreaming]

Optical mouse placed on an analog watch. Problem solved.

[@cgme9535]

My head network engineer just appears offline 100% of the time 😂 He’s just sick of everyone’s BS with messaging him all day.

[@ReveredDead]

@@ColoradoStreamingBruh this right here kept me in the green 100% of the time xD

[@alenvex7481]

Get mouse jiggler

[@custooooom]

Open a chat with yourself and place something heavy on the spacebar...works like a charm

[@DreComedy]

3 years later still watching this. Love Joma's humor... Where has he been though?!

[@QuentinWatt]

Omlete would still have been nutritious.

[@clebersonfrodriguesjunior2060]

haha 100%! but it's all about how it will look cool on instagram stories.

[@1anfinity08]

hahaha true I still would've eaten that

[@yosefhailie5533]

YESSS SIR

[@xaladolokiyo]

man that hurt to watch

[@soupnoodles]

Yeah... shoudnt have dumped it

[@PinoyGameDev]

that one team member who's walking in the meeting was so accurate

[@kevomtb6882]

I swear the Teams notification and call sound effects give me a heart attack every time

[@Unknown_05999]

So true🤣🤣

[@HaCh3_]

"Ah finaly, let's play some games boys.... bzz bzzz"

[@Ali2307013]

I swear I get anxiety from them now. The sound engineers at Microsoft are horrible.

[@alwinmt]

Been looking for such a comment. 😂

[@fakrulibra6364]

I'm literally on a call with my friend and the notifications gave me anxiety every time even though I'm talking to my friend while watching this lmao

[@dev4424]

hey joma dont stop making content . make content of how should be someone get into competitive programming and about its roadmap