A DOOZY - Minecraft: Treetopia Ep.55

[@Ehecod]

"See, this is wha-- this is what happens. You try to open a can of worms... and, you're gonna get-- you're gonna get bit by worms."

[@verybigdodlo]

+Ehecod Sly attemping to use witty analogies were one of the highlights of treetopia

[@AlucardJr6969]

if i was seamus.... i wouldve kept swinging the pick saying "oh im sorry i didnt see you there"

[@brendanbrady1000]

God, I'm really hoping next session we hear "Oh my God, yes! I found cocoa beans!" And then we see [paragonnova: Teleported kootra to paragonnova]

[@MrEightandhalf]

In case no one heard, Aleks said kootra was America because he goes round doing what ever the fuk he wants, and he's pretty accurate

[@UrsusDerpus]

About the cursing thing. Considering the amount of censorship here, that's just another point made.

[@llamacebu216]

China seems to do whatever the fuck they want, Israel does the same. Middle Easterns seem to not give a fuck what the next man thinks.. seems like all countries don't give a fuck not just America. When something bad happens tho who do they call .... Exactly. Win/lose situation

[@JCstock]

That was a nice bit of editing. Making it look like sly was going to teleport jordan to seamus when he was just teleporting jordan to himself. Well done.

[@allicornt.v765]

I feel like Kootra and Seamus are an old married couple! "Seamus please don't fight in front of them!" Lol

[@UrsusDerpus]

No, Kootra thinks he's married to Seamus. Seamus is having none of it.

[@Aoskar95]

I hope that when Jordan finds the beans, seamus will tp to him and kill him and take the beans for himself so he can have Jordan as a slave.

[@EPICLEGEND823]

Or when he says he finds a jungle seamus tps him back and he has to walk all the way back.

[@lewd2851]

Scoopz I don't think jungles spawn in amplified worlds.

[@decoyranger3604]

Scoopz Or if Seamus finds beans he will show Kootra and throw them into lava.

[@567thatoneguy]

Banned Angel They do spawn

[@Triarchie]

There's a magical way to create cocoa beans, Ink Sac + Orange Dye = Cocoa Beans

[@addamp123]

I can't express in words how much I love this series :')

[@Attack21Mac]

Did anyone else here Aleks diss America by saying to kootra, You can be America just running around doing whatever you want" XD I love Aleks so much

[@nrverinder]

im loving how this is turning into a nock-off Hetalia

[@Wolflover377]

Oh my gosh yes! Thats just perfection XD

[@xShadowChrisx]

Oh god no, then the episodes will get really short

[@Wolflover377]

Hahaha yeah that would be the only problem there XD

[@HelioTitan]

The preview at the end looks great!

[@JJWrestling]

So the preview for the next episode is Dan's house on fire and James stealing his bed. Ok.

[@darkshadow2017]

your channel is awesome :D

[@alfalockk]

Well it wasn't Nova that set it on fire...It was most likely Dan, cause before he said that he burns downs the trees that are too tall to save time, you can also see that nova tells Dan his shits on fire because he has the water bucket...i think.

[@TeamTurnover]

Immortal - Ukraine (Hint: Chernobyl and Russia's neighbour) Danz - America (Hint: Bread) Kootra - Zanzibar (Hint: Slave) Nova: Russia (Hint: Is always yelling at people for meddling in his affairs) Sly: China (Hint: Overlord of goods, but doesn't know himself) Seamus: U.K. (Hint: Has lots of iron, but doesn't like it) Sp00n: Philippines (Hint: Pineapples) Ze: Germany (Very progressive and advanced but mumbles about world conquest)

[@DRDSkidroW]

immortal - ukraine haha didn't age well chief

[@dumpsterfiregames4710]

@@DRDSkidroW It has aged like fine wine considering those two pretty much don't talk to each other at all anymore and we all know Russia and Ukraine aren't on speaking terms atm.

[@SoDoesTobi]

America? Nah mate Danz is India

[@TauonTu]

They deleted Aleksandr's point of view because his game crashed and he had porn in the background! Mystery solved.

[@dark_mark21]

PyroAndTheBeanie no................just no

[@StormShaun]

Dynasty Warriors 9 introduces a whole new faction, *Sly* (The Sly Dynasty) ... I would like that very much.

[@blah55044]

"mess with the worms and you're gonna get bit- #SlyFoxHoundforDictaotorofCHINA2014

[@R3ini3r525]

When Immortal teleported Kootra to Seamus, the first thing I thought of was to kill Kootra... Thanks god for Nova teleporting Kootra away from Seamus... Sly nearly completed the task...

[@Dewteliflower]

oh helloooooo

[@Flashedreal]

Dewteliflower Well..this is awkward.

[@Chedderhead60]

SSoUberhaxor HD Marshals Unite!

[@Vikram12344321]

SSoUberhaxor HD OMFG.... 3 of u >;c

[@rodrigomoctezuma]

FrozenCandy MU! yes

[@JeremyVolkmanVA]

You know, Seamus should work at Immortal's Walmart, it would still be better than his job at Target.

[@vashviper9346]

man this episode has a whole new meaning these days.

[@xXRoaringLionXx]

Jordan is probably gonna lose the map again before he finds cocoa beans lol

[@plplpop1]

Sly, now you have to make the Terracotta army.

[@northbearNL]

That face fits the comment.

[@21Hurtz]

MrDucksat No it doesn't

[@northbearNL]

Okay have a cookie.

[@21Hurtz]

Oh thanks, did we just become best friends?

[@northbearNL]

No you ruined my day. Now I have to play more Gmod and paste Aleks his face to get this leveled, thanks..

[@heyitsnicki644]

I love going back and watching these now because I notice things or hear things I didn't before. 3:15 Sly saying "Well mothafucker gotta make a living" cracks me up.

[@JoeyWut]

The irony of Sly saying his country (China) respects and doesnt kill babies....O.o

[@joaorathis8157]

i love how sly got cocoa beans in a chest

[@TheVR3Z]

Has anyone ever considered that kootra doesn't steal from Seamus? What im trying to get at is: kootra is only picking up what Seamus leaves behind.

[@peteian]

I'm from the Philippines and I think Slyfoxhound was talking about my country with the eating dogs thing, I'm not entirely sure though but I think it's the the mountain people of Benguet and Ifugao who kill dogs and eat them in a dish called "asucena." On another note I don't believe that Sly's question was racist.

[@UrsusDerpus]

It's a little racist. But coming from Sly, it just ignorant. I think he honestly didn't know. Apparently South Koreans eat dogs. I don't know if they still do, or that's something that used to be. I know the Chinese did. Usually in hard times.

[@llamacebu216]

People from China eat dogs. People all around the world eat dogs, its a delicacy. Small village in China that also eats fetuses in which you can also sell your fetus.

[@UrsusDerpus]

Used to. Only in villages do they continue the practice.

[@shef2823]

Lots of people eat dogs in the Philippines, everywhere not just in the mountains.

[@llamacebu216]

You can't tell kids who know everything anything ... If it ain't right in America then it must not be right there, Classic case of moronism

[@Th3ArrowMan]

I want Seamus to be ready in the middle of the ocean when Jordan finds cocoa beans and transport him then just skip back home.

[@mikagenerao6457]

"You try to open a can of worms, you're gonna get bit by worms." -slyfoxhound 2014

[@chipotlewhitegirlstarbucks1015]

Sly said he was building a Kaiju (I think I'm spelling that right) in China. If he is building Godzilla (Not saying he is), I hope he knows Godzilla is from Japan. This will cause more China controversy, not saying that is a bad thing.

[@patty30]

Japan and China may hate each other, but Godzilla is everybody's problem.

[@Kyrese121]

I told you world war III. Its a apart of my plain.

[@jei_kobu]

a Kaiju and Godzilla are two totally different things though, so how would it cause controversy?

[@chipotlewhitegirlstarbucks1015]

Wasn't aware of that, what classifies as a Kaiju then?

[@citroun]

This session of Treetopia was brought to you by Hetalia

[@ThePacaPlus]

+exanimate hetalia fans unite!

[@falloutking560]

Nova= Iraq Aleks=Iraq(Underground military base) Sly=China Dan= UK Koots=Nomad, traveler, has no formal home SSoH= America

[@TheRaidenUkeJack]

Seamus can be all of North America, because lets face it if Jordan tries to mooch off him he'll have a hard time getting more land.

[@falloutking560]

Good point!

[@minutemuse]

James and Aleks being Iraq is freaking perfect! XD But if I may I have a couple suggestions: Seamus = Canada (just doing its own thing and not really bothering anyone) Jordan = United States (constantly getting in other countries' business/annoying other countries [Canada/Seamus], greedy, inflated view of self worth, tends to forget or ignores the fact that its enslaved by other countries)

[@falloutking560]

minutemuse True. P.S. I live in America, is it sad that I agree?

[@TehDonBot]

minutemuse This made me laugh so damn hard. XD Well done!

[@kevindiaz7297]

I like how kootra left torches in the secret chest while putting away the gold nuggets.

[@KosephJK]

Sly's question about which country eats dogs is quite a doozy.

[@devinperloms9666]

I just wanted to say, that you guys are fantastic. No matter what happens, I will always will watch you guys, you and my girl. Keep up the good work guys.

[@Lexar117]

After Nova teleported Jordan away from Seamus to himself, my respect level for him is now over 9000

[@Alibine]

Episode 189 "COCOA BEANS"

[@sebasespifer]

420*

[@DaSlashdie]

sebasespifer 616* or 666*

[@TupacsTheKing]

Cocoa*

[@dimitrijecosic236]

or never

[@SCVideoGamer]

Episode 1034 "New Map To See If We Can Find Cocoa Beans"

[@JoobMasterify]

James is the overall best, obviously.

[@ukrainiannuggets20]

This has literally been one of my favourite episodes

[@kieranlawlor6549]

Speaking of shorty awards, James has 4 nominations for "Actress"?

[@sayanarutogirl]

Treetopia (Hetalia addition) Sly - China Immortal - Russia Nova - Germany Kootra - America Dan - Italy Seamus - Austria OR Kootra - Italy Seamus - Germany Immortal - England Nova - America Dan - Canada Sly - France

[@Furiouspenguin27]

I now noticed that Dan cheated and spawned in a grass block for his chicken pen

[@AdammanrainPicking]

"you're trying to open a can of worms,and you know what you're going to get bit by worms" -Slyfoxhound

[@TheIzzybellie]

I cant wait for episode 118 "Cocoa Beans"

[@FlapJack4Gaming]

Sly made me cry with laughter so many times in this episode lmao

[@riel0816]

When Aleks said that he'll pay James 1 nugget for every 30 sessions in Walmart, I thought Seamus was gonna make a comment like, "that's better/ worse than Target."

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

Dat 'next part' at the end.

[@bluelightning120]

Dat name tho...

[@jmays950]

is it weird i had a dream of jordan finding cocoa beans?

[@jamesdavid4218]

Yes...

[@BeastofRock3]

so it isnt just me!

[@RenzyTheGreat]

I finally watched that D4nny guy's music video that they keep talking about, and my profile picture pretty much summed up my reaction the entire time I was watching it

[@Flashedreal]

Nova is going to kill Sly Sly is going to kill Kootra Seamus is going to kill Kootra after he respawns Immortal is going to kill Nova And Dan is going to be watching chicken porn in the corner

[@spencer9745]

My favorite KZbin series!

[@YumYum4963]

Shang Sly Dynasty

[@rachellammey8342]

I hope that as soon as Koots is about to mine coca beans someone teleports him back

[@JayQwerty105]

LOL, the "Next Part" preview

[@Sly-Moose]

Looks like Jordan's too stressed out from not finding any cocoa beans. A few weeks out on the open ocean would be good for him. XD

[@Triarchie]

COCOA BEANS = INK SAC + ORANGE DYE (ORANGE TULIP OR RED DYE + DANDELION YELLOW)

[@prodbyEmpire]

That is just for the pocket edition, a quote from wiki: As of 0.8.0 version of the Pocket Edition, cocoa beans are crafted with an ink sac even though they are unobtainable in survival.

[@Triarchie]

TwiX'SK lol

[@shariganchidori]

LOL sly's broken english is the best

[@chrisr6006]

Kootra should rebel against all the others. Start an all out war with every body else

[@ldioneil07]

Man this episode is sure a doozy!

[@AjaxjayGames]

Its starting to look like this whole session is just a hot beautiful mess of love, hate, racism, and more hate.

[@RobV5-]

Jordan shouldn't even get to tp

[@Warpig70]

the next part is gonna be funny

[@davefoster13]

Sly's social skills are beyond incomprehensible

[@kakurocksman]

nova and immortal are Israel and Palestine xD

[@johncarpenter8506]

They're more N-Korea and S-Korea

[@rockzepplin5]

"Eleven countries around the globe still eat dog meat. They are: China, Indonesia, Korea, Mexico, Philippines, Polynesia, Taiwan, Vietnam, the Arctic and Antarctic and two cantons in Switzerland." -According to Google. Don't know why this was a hot topic...

[@fuzziwuzeyei]

Sly: Hey! Listen: You're in Chinatown!

[@benly7296]

Best line from Sly xD

[@hbk268]

You guys should do a Fan Appreciation week where you let fans know what servers you'll be on at different times :D

[@Bakatora04]

meanwhile in China, Sly become their #1 enemy.

[@reindeerman214]

The best hangover videos. With coffee. Oh lord.

[@GameitechTV]

Whenever I see a Doge meme, I read it in Sly's voice... Is that bad?

[@aidlord23]

You guys talk about the best things in these sessions.

[@RiHezBestSmiteMontages]

Just use ink sacks and orange dye to craft cocoa beans ya n00b

[@Cerby_1]

SHHHHH

[@RDSk0]

Nope, you're a n00b!

[@DipolarJet3]

The real Robin Hood actually stole from the rich and the poor, he used a knife instead of a bow, and he kept everything he stole to himself. Also, instead of a band of "Merry Men", he worked alone.

[@joshblackwell8632]

Sly has coca beans like so they see XD

[@peachyrandomness]

the next episode is the one that looks like it'll be a doozy. good lord.

[@MeinLebenmitVideos88]

i think sly needs to wiki china...

[@Truongearth]

Honestly i don't like it when Kootra's teleports to Seamus.... Personally thats just annoying in my book. Even if he wasn't the person who teleported him to Seamus he has also stole minerals from Seamus last episode.

[@sawztaK]

Also after he teleported to Seamus he found a shit ton of gold and even a bunch of diamonds

[@JS-hu9gs]

So... Kootra's Scotland (Occupied by Ireland) Seamus is the Ireland and Scotland Territories (Via Irish Forest) Danz is Dubai Sly's the China /Prime/ (The Conjoined nations of the PRC and Puerto Rico) Aleks is Russia Is James Mongolia? Ze - Best Korea Sp00n - Philippines (Pineapples!) (Kevin (Goldenblackhawk) - Japan, Steven (SCMowns2) - Chechnya

[@pricepig]

5:25 did anyone else see that experience on the ground?(poor baby cow)

[@MrGoodroe12]

No settlement, complaining from the start about the spawn. Yep, Kootra is the Treetopia Crybabia.

[@nightbonus]

ok, we, the viewers think that kootra should be punished. burn all his gold, iron and coal. he is going to search for cocoa beans, and a slave can't be rich

[@MultiToastCrunch]

No only you. Dont say "we" when you're the only one who thinks its okay.

[@timechip3444]

actually since kootra controls the server and worlds I think he should secretly MCedit cocoa beans into one of his chests

[@Double00Dusty]

I agree! Sly had to build a creature carl before he was aloud to do anything else. If he wasnt hoarding gold from Seamus he would have beans by now. Maybe if he destroys everything he has he can spawn in a co-co bean.

[@nightbonus]

i can stand for that

[@blah55044]

i spat coke whenever sly talked

[@ESPSJ]

is sp00n going to be an excommunicated now? :(

[@IA00I]

I love how back then it was Alex v. James now they are on the same team now

[@TheSuperXNova]

Kaiju are Japanese not Chinese so sly doesn't have one :P

[@My30Balls]

who's to say he didn't buy one with his kaiju butt load of gold

[@Sweenus987]

Someone should destroy kootra's hidden chest, take the stuff and place down a sign saying something like, "U MAD BRO!?"

[@dorobot05]

Hm, Seamus sounds genuinely annoyed. I feel bad for him.

[@MrCalac1231]

Seamus got sooo mad when Aleks teleported Kootra... lol

[@nikkollaus]

I like koots but he's not doing what he's supposed to do find coco beans? No I'm going to Tp to Seamus and take diamonds from the cave he found. jeez Jordon

[@TheVR3Z]

He is secretly preparing himself to rebel and RULE THE WORLD with all diamond equipment

[@AkylaBeats]

by far the BEST session XD

[@Untrillistic]

sly i love you moar because you shouted out dynasty warriors

[@RedWingedBlackbird]

Danz should become a communist country. He can make peasants like Kootra farm for him, then take the wheat and chickens from him with the small possibility of giving some back to Kootra. If Kootra doesn't meet the quotas, then Dan has the right to purge him.

[@HalD63]

That's not communism?...

[@CBsParanormalSociety]

Is it just me or as time progresses does shamus seem to get crankier and crankier? He always seems angry to me now.

[@arcticf3line]

it's 'cuz you keep spellin' his name like that

[@NovaWolf227]

It's his hair. He's like Samson, except the longer his hair is, the crankier he gets.

[@Double00Dusty]

Spoiler Alert! Seamus is never not angry.

[@arcticf3line]

What styleugly said.

[@Hanemiyaaa]

@@arcticf3line 7 years later and I'm still rolling over this comment my fucking god

[@ClaudiaRabbitHeart]

What did Jordan say about the east coast?

[@ClaudiaRabbitHeart]

Oooh. I live in NY, lol.

[@retoaadiyat]

there's a region in Indonesia, called Manado that eats dogs and bats

[@retoaadiyat]

dog's head to get more accurate

[@smstee01]

"If you open the can of worms, your gonna get bit." - Sly 2014

[@HuntMcD1]

Jordan-USA (Asshole of the world, always getting in others' business and greedy.) Sly-China (Seclusive, completely self-reliant) Dan-UK (World Leader but not notable for a while ie. the old Treetopia) Immortal-North Korea (Completely arrogant and aggressive, yet with no power to do so, very seclusive.) SSoH- Canada (Doesn't do much altogether.) James- The European Union (Economically awful but full of resources, and always running into issues.)

[@DuskChimera]

This is completely spot-on. I'm really surprised that Seamus hasn't snapped and just straight-up killed Jordan when he teleports there. It's not like he wouldn't deserve it.

[@Aven2334]

I really want a co-op lp of anything with Seamus and Kootra in it XD

[@lilacaes]

yeah us in illinois do do some pretty shady things not gonna lie

[@leedleleedleleelee]

Cant wait when jordan finds out that seamus has coco beans

[@cookiemonster1286ify]

Creatures version of Hetalia