A Grandpa Set His Clock Forward 1 Hour. This Is What Happened To His Heart.

[@MedlifeCrisis]

ST-elevation myocardial infarction (STEMI) ST-orthogonal necrosis ketotic syndrome (STONKS)

[@FunScientifix]

Medlife Crisis My respect for you has officially reached peak.

[@sidharthcs2110]

Meme lords

[@ibonedurmom66]

STONKS

[@SpongeKiller42]

I love it

[@DeepThinkLabs]

This competition borders on flirtation 😏

[@chubbyemu]

stonk

[@simonb77]

Chubbyemu yeah

[@voidfern]

Ok

[@alexvolute7454]

stonk

[@HitMyPoop]

hey

[@sajiloto]

stonk

[@Richard-bq7br]

After watching this channel, every minor ache makes me think I need to present myself to the emergency room.

[@geoffreyherrick298]

Chubbyemu posts a video, here is how I became a hypochondriac.

[@lyricpaladin7679]

Chubbyemu posts a video, this is how my blood vessels got filled with adrenaline

[@chewykiss3000]

Rip

[@chewykiss3000]

Fly high 🖤🖤🖤

[@outrageous-alex]

I'm sorry. But that's a ridiculous attitude. Knowing about medical issues, and knowing to keep a well balanced diet, and anything in large proportions can kill, is NOT a negative. The kind of attitude leading to people fearing knowledge, and more information is never a bad thing.

[@terra1322]

KC needs to stop having medical problems ffs

[@andremoire]

J3RRY srsly tho lmao

[@moyaiswag]

It’s all that Kid Cuisine that he’s eating

[@SquadJuiced]

I dunno man, I think he found the unlimited lives cheat code.

[@ricininepartypillz9248]

lol

[@toxic8088]

His middle name is Fried

[@Eddisdedd]

Thank you for explaining the overnight shift precautions and how daylight savings can mess up someones circadian rhythm, ive been dealing with being more irritable and losing more sleep during those times, it really supports and helps me understand that what im experiencing can be normal, instead of what people percieve as an excuse

[@splunkyyy]

A man got rejected in art class, this is what happened to Germany.

[@MjaySenoj]

too soon? 😂

[@ShiverPike]

UTube4MN hitler wasn’t actually a socialist, the party was just named that way

[@funghazi]

@@ShiverPike Yeah, the left faction of the party was murdered during the Night of the Long Knives which cemented the right-wing Hitler faction's complete control. I don't know why I have to say this in a Chubbyemu comments section tho.

[@SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath]

@@UTube4MN lol, Sanders got rekt.

[@Sorrybudd]

SplunkyDoodle underrated comment

[@jonnitrea]

DST-Emia: presence of daylight savings time in blood

[@thunderb00m]

*hyper

[@Shazzkid]

@@thunderb00mhyper suggest an excess, not just presence alone.

[@avf6532]

Shazzkid I have a normal amount of daylight savings time in my blood what about you

[@candicea6593]

😂😂😂

[@lucypinsocute]

I cried from laughing too hard at this comment omg

[@dandon.007]

Who else feel little ease when he says " emergency room where we are now." God bless All Doctors and helth care workers.

[@horsepanther]

Because at least you know they survived long enough to get to the emergency room.

[@TheVideoWatcha]

A man took a breath. This is how he turned into seven giraffes.

[@ZiZla999]

Al Brink DMT?

[@eriidz]

Kavkaz machine elves?

[@nunyabuisness6386]

He had two eatra breathes whitch mimiced the giraffe so much the body had to change to 7 giraffes

[@wernova]

@@nunyabuisness6386 his family history indicated that most of the males in their family had biologically turned into a mammal by taking those risky breaths.

[@DiscoBrain]

k but how are those kidneys?

[@Nick_DaBoss]

Grandpa: sets his alarm 1 hour early His heart: aight imma head out

[@FreyMayBeHere]

*Girl switches on light. This is how she broke every bone in her body.*

[@sauce8767]

I was the one who broke her bones

[@zhipeizhou5582]

*notices is on the ledge of a tall skyscraper* Ah shi- Sploop *dead*

[@Maxistential]

@@zhipeizhou5582 i like the fact you specified that the [s k y]scraper was tall

[@Generatrix]

@@Maxistential it could be tiny like 2 centimeters

[@ethansprague2005]

The house collapsed

[@JimD77]

Thank you for making this vid to push against the dangers of DST.

[@rumblingend8443]

A man existed This is how he died after 90 years

[@rubenscott3972]

He had another good 60 years in him lol

[@rumblingend8443]

@@rubenscott3972 that's not what I'm talking about

[@wilburthegerbil8435]

@@rumblingend8443 fish

[@molliemk3477]

omfg hahahahhaha

[@ll_kennyll]

Not funny did not laugh

[@docemitbrown4466]

A man set his clock by one minute. This is how his ass disintegrated

[@u-phoria7022]

Doc Emit Brown lmao 🤣

[@jamespeterson3753]

*dies*

[@liafitriapurnamawati2432]

I instantly laugh when i saw this

[@Penta55555]

*disintegrated*

[@adriananzano2292]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lunar3647]

Chubbyemu: Every breath he tried to take was a struggle. The music in the background: let's get groovy

[@ReN-tw6mb]

Lol your comment appeared just as he was saying it

[@lokeypokey9744]

*GROOVEH*

[@universalpancakes4101]

Hackerboy9000 HEVOORG

[@CosImUpRn]

They're *g r o o v y*

[@李苹果-s7m]

He got bored of the serious music 😂

[@sukidable]

Man, this makes me realize I should probably try to stop having such a wildly inconsistent sleep schedule.

[@drew388]

its ok

[@germsspices]

@@drew388nah definitely fix up the sleep schedule. It’s associated with a wide range of mental and physiological health and makes a huge difference in longterm wellbeing more than any other aspect of one’s lifestyle

[@CarlosCW14]

"A man held a fart in a meeting. This is how his colon exploded."

[@da14a49]

Damn it's hard sometimes ok?

[@stephenfritz7493]

Just laugh it off next time

[@codythelibertarian7264]

No, heart attacks literally do go up around daylight savings every year. there’s plenty of data on it.

[@neishabateman9673]

I feel like that would actually work

[@whoopnoop4043]

I believe there was actually a Roman who held in his fart during a feast and died, so they decided that farting was allowed or something along those lines

[@badboi8245]

My dad ran out of milk, this is how he went missing.

[@ayyylmao101]

This made me snort even before I got the joke, hahaha, nice one

[@neilwilson5785]

Most dads over 40 have started that journey, but most come back. Sadly, they will often take that journey again. Not so good the second time. In the UK we don't own guns, but in the USA, the results are often saddening.

[@ThrottleKitty]

Conan O'Brain was unpopular in school. This is how he slowly rose to fame over 50 years.

[@BAD_HOBO]

Cousin?

[@jdmac44]

@@neilwilson5785 What?

[@karimasar1]

A man ate a hotdog, this is how he turned into a 48" plasma tv with 4k graphics

[@TheNpcNoob]

Why not a oled?

[@memeomeme8351]

@@TheNpcNoob pffff. CRT masterrace over here get on my level.

[@TheNpcNoob]

@@memeomeme8351 sorry m’lord, forgive this malfeasance

[@teandralouis2408]

Lmaooooo

[@randomlymadeanimations52]

AAH

[@nicholaslogan6840]

"in human experiments, we found" is a great way to get humans to pay attention to what you're saying. At least based on the results of saying it to me.

[@samharold9022]

Grandpa: I feel ill, but I won’t tell my wife because she’ll overreact. I’ll just die instead.

[@h8GW]

A man married a karen. This is what happened when he had an MI.

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

This man sounds like my Grand Uncle who is thankfully still with us at 100 years old but ignores problems thinking they’ll burden others and that they’ll just return to normal.

[@thzzzt]

Maybe he's British. He was just being polite.

[@aporifera]

@@h8GW This is not funny. It's plain rude. You are passing judgement on a person's character based on her name. Show some respect towards other people and leave some for yourself too.

[@syzyphyz]

@@aporifera a wild Karen appears to complain about people calling others Karens

[@cj_creeps4596]

A man counted 61 seconds in a minute, this is what happened to his brain

[@ayothemayoman2840]

@DamnMerasmus it says brain....

[@KanchalYT]

This is actually true. There was a 61 second minute

[@robcatgg8014]

@@ayothemayoman2840 a man confused brain for brian. this is what happend to brian

[@lotion7009]

It committed suicide

[@hakimramzani9174]

luckily in africa every minute 60 seconds pass

[@BAD_HOBO]

**Drinks cup of water** "Why do I hear Chubbyemu music?"

[@MarioPreguisoso]

A man drank one cup of water. This is how his comment got liked

[@КаримИшмуратов-к1т]

BH, presents to the emergency room, with 240 likes.

[@Slysheen]

After 16 hours of monitoring in the ICU, BH's hyperapprobatemia is worsening. Hyper meaning high. Approbate from middle english "approbatus" referring to approval. And emia meaning "presence in blood" High approval presence in blood.

[@tredI9100]

man u *_O O F D_*

[@RKSNomad]

A man drank a cup of water and drowned 3 months later.... this is how.

[@rasmachris94]

The widespread implications of mistakes in professional fields also reinforces how terrible this really is for us. It's not just the elderly that are affected, although they are the most at risk. Those that operate technical jobs will suffer from minor sleep deprivation and therefore perform worse. This in turn as you could imagine could cause widespread societal implications such as not catching signs earlier in patients. Misdiagnoses. Mistakes in code. Errors in financial booking etc.

[@bobogus7559]

I think one of the worst jobs to have under such conditions is that of an air traffic controller. I couldn't imagine the stress even under normal conditions, let alone when impaired by sleep deprivation and more likely to make mistakes that could potentially jeopardize hundreds of lives.

[@rongeurtsvankessel1908]

Or...hear me out... they go to bed an hour early, and as a result there is no evidence of more airplanes crashing after daylight savings.

[@horsepanther]

And it's terrible for driving!

[@horsepanther]

@@rongeurtsvankessel1908 You can go to bed an hour early, but it's not easy to go to sleep an hour early. Your body's used to falling asleep an hour later.

[@rogercheetoofficial]

One of my favourite details in these videos is how he passionately breaks down the medical terms into their parts and then states the sentence they form with an equal amount of passion

[@bikramparmar1642]

Yes I learned from him that hyper means high and Emia means presence in blood

[@SlurpySlimy]

@@bikramparmar1642 **Emia meaning presence in blood**

[@Ericsaidful]

"In BLOOD"

[@infinityggg]

I am the 1k like

[@YourfriendlyneighborhoodChevy]

@@bikramparmar1642 this has bee seared into my mind cause of this channel, and I'm proud to say I have I formed 4 people of what it means :D

[@joelearnshaw4706]

Today on Chubbyemu we bring to you: A man stubbed his toe, This is how his balls fell off.

[@dallymoo7816]

This is how he lost his foot.....

[@101DalmatianStreet]

hahahah

[@101DalmatianStreet]

@@dallymoo7816 hahahah ❤

[@mikedang3613]

Gout

[@mattberg6816]

💯

[@karentookthekids537]

*A man sneezed. This is how he broke every bone in his body.*

[@TheDendran]

Well... theres this one episode where a granny had a brain aneurysm after pressing a bit too much on the loo...

[@karentookthekids537]

@@TheDendran On the what?-

[@Adzinth]

Karen Took The Kids the loo

[@PovidisII]

@@karentookthekids537 holy shit! i can't breathe 🤣

[@emmasuarez9475]

This one, this one is too possible

[@allanclell]

Wow! 1 hr🤔 …you’ve explained a lot to me my friend. Thank you. Im a 59 yo interstate truck driver of 36 yrs. My own circadian rhythms are all over the shop. My GP and sister being a career anaesthetic nurse both warn me about this.. maybe time for a change of pace. I love living 👍🚚

[@ChallengeTheNarrative]

Correct❤

[@1sava]

*_A woman breathed air. This is how she overdosed._*

[@captainobvious3174]

*Her heart was too healthy, this is how she died*

[@Edario]

Hyperventilation?

[@Jord8043]

@@captainobvious3174 Athletic heart syndrome (AHS) , it's actually a thing.

[@thumbwarriordx]

A man stepped on a butterfly in Tokyo. This is what happened to the Eastern European seaboard.

[@emmanuelbayani125]

LOL hahahahahah

[@swanihilator6748]

A grandpa: I'm gonna set my clock forward 1 hour. His heart: *I have decided that I want to die*

[@edgarbleikur1929]

Bahahahaha!!

[@crystalbanos1546]

His heart: ight imma head out

[@BigNutsHenny]

hippity hoppity ur heart is now my property

[@Beanietubefun123]

Hahaha

[@thomaswenger1883]

A man binged 6 hours of Chubbyemu videos. This is what happened to his will to live.

[@MrYeet-ip4qj]

I send you the fire of Jesus

[@LDXReal]

No i dont wanna die lmaooooo

[@xavien_818]

A man watched 10 hours of Chubbyemu's videos. This is what happened to his brain.

[@arya7095]

A man watched chubbyemu for a whole day, this is how he developed a phobia for literally everything

[@xavien_818]

@@arya7095 a man read a comment that said this: ^^^, this is how he found his twin.

[@philbateman1989]

I had a similar emergency a few years ago when I was 28. It was thankfully resolved, but it destroyed my legs. I can still walk with a cane and drive, but there was severe nerve damage, so I have to be careful. It's expected to improve (I'm 33 now, and it is better than it was when it first happened). It's a bugger, but at least I'm alive!

[@jonnitrea]

Oh wow, so glad it resolved for you, so sorry your legs were hurt though. Many people don't know what it is to be thrown a major curveball, or how much it takes to keep going sometimes. You are strong 🙏🫀💖

[@YFZriderdude15]

How could this happen when you were so young? Are you obese?

[@diegoflores9237]

33? That's rough. I really hope you are better

[@ijustrealllylikecats]

I'm so sorry that happened, I hope you continue to get better. Btw, that's a cute cat in your pic! 😊

[@trentbrownstone1481]

Wow that's crazy! I work with my hands and must be mobile. I always have, in the back of my mind, a plan on answering phones from home if I lose my hands or doing some type of office work if I lose my legs. Get well soon!

[@PoisonousPotato69]

when you spent endless hours studying and being a medical professional yet you can’t resist being a meme lord.

[@nonec384]

is he a doctor?

[@Ivy-jq6di]

@@nonec384 Yes he's a doctor

[@nonec384]

@Vice TOLUCT what?

[@apcolleen]

I'm ok with that. It shows he is engaged in current events lol

[@row2noob410]

You can watch his previous videos,dude’s interesting af

[@murky13]

This is going from “they ate out of date food and died” to “ they googled facts about chickens, the next day they exploded”

[@oddhate]

"A father of two commented on a KZbin video, this is what happened to half his brain."

[@kk-gaming-gaming-forever]

@@oddhate “A man texted his wife, this is what happened to his internal organs.”

[@connor-wm9wy]

@@kk-gaming-gaming-forever tbh he could be driving and texting, so it's kind of plausible lol

[@crowblossom06]

Guess im about to explode since I need(ish) to look up chicken Facts almost every day

[@mfraye12]

Chubbyemu: "and -emia meaning-" Me: "PRESENCEINBLOOD" Chubbyemu: "...presence in blood" Me: "YESSSS"

[@termy3934]

Wrong he said "presence in bloud"

[@instantramenhair4103]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carl11547]

Over on Violin MD's channel, I found myself explaining the etymology of "diabetes" to Siobhan. She was very gracious about it, which you would expect from the absurdly cheerful doctor that she is.

[@astarryeyedgirl]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does that!

[@markbowles2382]

Dude is amazing... be well yourself doc, thanks for what you do.

[@MightyMattTM]

A child colored with a crayon. *This is how his bones disintegrated*

[@jadoggoman7120]

MatthewRein1 the house don’t when the bones are good

[@emilyohana9318]

A child breathes. This is how his heart stopped beating for no damn reason

[@pkkev67]

Lmao

[@F3udF1st]

Wait, he actually has a video named that hasn't he!

[@horrorvictim]

@@emilyohana9318 isn't that like sudden death syndrome, (might not be the proper name but) people with it have healthy hearts that just stop and need to be revived, usually don't live past their teens, the oldest was about 26.

[@bobfrediii2131]

My list has expanded, I’m never gonna: Eat expired pasta Do 50 squats Try keto Give you up Eat french fries Let you down Eat left over potato salad Or set my clock forward

[@jgatom4200]

Dont step on nail

[@Dragonologist]

Never eat gas station nacho cheese

[@masterchief3247]

Godammit

[@jaygeeinMN]

Eat raw cookie dough. Eat 150 gummy vitamins. Drink a lava lamp. Eat gas station sushi.

[@jazziejazzay7117]

Nice....😆

[@Ajz092]

This man: **Sets his clock forward one hour** His heart: ...And I took that personally.

[@sargvision8313]

What

[@Ajz092]

@@sargvision8313 It's pretty self explanatory...what's not to understand here?

[@NdEfOrYdOdKfI]

You just made my day with that joke thank yo I for the laugh I needed that😂

[@abstrakt8709]

@@Ajz092 I love how it isn’t self explanatory, and kinda is 😂

[@amberace]

lol Yeah this cracked me up and yeah not hard to understand

[@magillagorilla420]

Hi Doc! Your videos are amazing...and I always feel smarter after watching! I love how you explain things in ways most people can understand.

[@queenblister7845]

“Child was late to school, this is what happened to his bones”

[@sillowillo]

oh god

[@ayeeyee9634]

Broken, by the school principal

[@bienmatthewducalang8198]

Asian parents.

[@queenblister7845]

@@ayeeyee9634 rip child Cause of death: Victim of the principal

[@chamsherp9762]

🤣

[@laevil]

An auntie looked outside the window every morning, this is what happened to her left testicle

[@chandlerhayes4840]

JC Glen Benton at?

[@zero_star3534]

*wait what*

[@ItsSeanSAHNNetwork]

She started showing signs of testehyperboomboom

[@sorafromdokodemoissho]

wat da frik

[@ADLeBron]

Lol

[@birbo5603]

A child turned on a microwave. This is how he was vaporized.

[@is_koolboi5132]

@The Islamic Republic of Iran's Wet Ass Hair R/whoosh

[@kimmstiny.]

@The Islamic Republic of Iran's Wet Ass Hair its a joke

[@kimmstiny.]

@The Islamic Republic of Iran's Wet Ass Hair r/wooosh

[@neverlandonearth77]

BirbBoi 😂😂😂

[@neverlandonearth77]

The Islamic Republic of Iran's Wet Ass Hair ... your username made me think everyone’s response to your comment that tagged your username was trolling someone. 😂😂😂😭😭😭 I just screenshot your username to show my husband. 😂

[@doctormary-hs9fr]

🎵☝️ Thanks! Always good to see PapaEmu also looking well. Take care of yourselves, be well! 😄

[@thehunterwhiteshark]

A man did nothing in particular. This is how his atoms disintigrated.

[@GAMRMNTS2]

👎🏾

[@memelordmeno8400]

@@GAMRMNTS2 👍

[@GAMRMNTS2]

THE TROJAN SQUEAKER 👎🏾

[@krazyaim]

Clever

[@TheTerribleUsername]

@@GAMRMNTS2 🖒

[@ees5464]

"A man lived another year. This is how he died."

[@satsumagt5284]

“A man was born. This is how he died years later” *young male killed in car crash

[@codythelibertarian7264]

If you look into the statistics heart attacks do go up during daylight savings. Talking about statistical repeatable data.

[@edgelord8337]

A man watched a chubbyemu video. This Is how he got anxiety.

[@jewulo]

That is so funny.

[@intuitionbs7592]

So true😂

[@meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780]

edge lord 😂 ironically, I’m over this overload of Coronavirus.. this is just info and not causing me anxiety 👍

[@zzygyy]

@@meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780 I was at the VA hospital yesterday with my Father. The doctors and nurses can't believe how bad the media is presenting this virus. One doctor said "This is not Ebola"

[@meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780]

Zzygyy I hope your dads well, Thank him for serving . That’s hysterical, Initiationally i was concerned because I have a preexisting health condition but i rarely leave the house anyway ( actually make that many health issues 🤣). I think the media is bored an wants to start riots over food and hand sanitizer!

[@Gwingfield]

The way he explains hard words like hyperlipidemia is so perfect

[@k0vacs527]

KC blinked twice in two minutes, this is what happened to his kidneys.

[@Hellenic_Empire]

I blink only once per min, this shouldn't be possible!!!!

[@LuciusC]

So the limit is once every two minutes...

[@randomone8811]

*gasp* I blink anywhere from 1-5 seconds...i wonder if my kidneys are okay... maybe thats why my chest keeps hurting!!

[@trade2247]

KC stubbed his toe, this is what happened to his balls nerves.

[@dev.1541]

Jq farted twice in a minute this is what happend to his uncles spinal cord

[@powerperson8516]

A man got rickrolled, this is how his heart stopped

[@vxxygrim]

yes

[@Andromeda480]

OK THIS ONE SUSSUISOSSKNSHSHSNSJSJSJSJZJK-

[@Zeus-7778]

Underrated

[@jagdeepsingh9515]

Lmao 🤣😂

[@Hi-ix5bb]

Never gonna give you- *ded*

[@ozgunkara1930]

Chubbyemu 5 years later: a man blinked. This is how his entire body split into atoms instantly.

[@acat4701]

"Mr Stark, I don't feel so good"

[@theRPGmaster]

2025: stable nuclear fusion has been achieved, blinking puts you at risk of being atomized. It doesn't matter, because unlimited power. Stonks.

[@shawnadee7744]

😳

[@ADLeBron]

When he runs out of ideas

[@rayoflight62]

I saw it only now; this video is a masterpiece! You described the illness if the heart as noone did before; moreover, you emphasized all the damages caused by the DST; it is high time that DST is repealed all over the world. Thank you

[@NHG2133]

a man outpizzad the hut this is what happened to his kneecaps

[@dwoktheraynejonsohn4849]

Underrated 🤣

[@imran3782]

no one outpizzas the hut😤😤

[@jayarnold28]

@@imran3782 I have a uno reverse card

[@activekiwi1221]

A man outpizzad the Hut, this is how He Got Killed with a Pizza-Cutter 😂

[@floofyfurry7723]

@@activekiwi1221 yes.

[@kanyonbeecher4022]

I love how this is recommended to me the night of daylight savings lol

[@liamcga]

same

[@stevekim6330]

Me to

[@nicholasdiehl7368]

Yeah this is a joke this has to be

[@joshuasolorzano7239]

Lol

[@Gionatorr]

Hope your hearts are okay lmao

[@deedee6613]

*changes clock time by 1 hour * heart: adios amigo, estoy collapso

[@Tac0ful]

Que?

[@frostbite5081]

*CARAMBA IT IS*

[@Aaaaa-pg4ix]

Who knew hearts spoke spanish???

[@deedee6613]

@MeowJade {MJ} Truly

[@Flieganzer]

Si

[@ThatAviationGamer]

i feel like i can do everything right in life and still end up on this channel

[@Naeidea]

"Take care of yourself and be well" - I would but now even my clock is trying to kill me.

[@A7xFo]

It has been since you were born. This comment makes no sense because nothing has changed from previous years to you seeing this video. Not sure why you have likes. Terrible attempt at humor.

[@Naeidea]

@@A7xFo this is exact same comment you make on every video. Terrible attempt at being different.

[@brandon9635]

Dude... why? 🤦‍♂️

[@ashiehakoto1490]

have you tried turning it off....I'd say and on again, but it is in several pieces on the street below the window it got thrown through

[@morganeclipse9038]

A man has fallen into the river in Lego city. This is how to build the Lego rescue helicopter.

[@GoldballIndustries]

copier lolz

[@anyelinruiz6146]

Nice

[@GoldballIndustries]

A man got his credit stolen, this is what happened to his internet points

[@littlejaykiller]

@@GoldballIndustries 😂

[@everything-comics1102]

HEYY

[@louismendoza1435]

A person adjusted his clock, this is what happened to his heart

[@Wishingweezy]

What if corona was eradicated by light

[@MrHatoi]

Seriously why wasn't this the title of the video?

[@fortheprofit2186]

@@Wishingweezy well uv light from the sun does kill bacteria and viruses

[@Ilikeminecraft57]

A person adjusted his heart, this is what happened to his clock

[@beepboopboop]

@@MrHatoi lol now it is

[@kodyzkewl]

"Chest pain radiating to his left jaw" My brain isn't braining and math isn't mathing

[@miketvv1525]

“daylight savings boosts the economy” 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑲𝑺

[@jackandblaze5956]

Politicians hope that it boosts the economy by getting rid of old, non-productive people, plus it pumps more money into the medical industry.

[@jackandblaze5956]

@@JakkieDivinci Yeah - ironic isn't it? It's like giving money to the hang-man the day before their execution. Wait... That actually was a thing.

[@noelfarris5292]

It was a farmer thing

[@jackandblaze5956]

@@noelfarris5292 Yes, originally, but then president W extended it to it's current unnatural incarnation.

[@hfarthingt]

Subliminal stonks

[@tommyshelby2250]

A man took a sip of water, this is how the universe spontaneously combusted.

[@mabelpines8489]

:/

[@thefogitself]

No.

[@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352]

it was magic water

[@blkcatdeeva]

🤣🤣🤣

[@drawingastickman8122]

it was obviously Dasani

[@DannyBoy-by5bv]

Everytime I watch this channel I feel like I'm gonna die right after I hate it here

[@wasddsaw2726]

lol

[@canceledartist]

This channel makes me afraid of everything but I still keep coming back 😪😔✌️

[@crow1778]

I saw this and went to the comments, (i go to sleep at like 4am and wake up around 10-1) and thought it was from sleep deprivation or smth- made me even more worried because of cardiac arrhythmia that we just now found out I have. Ngl, happy it wasn’t relevant to what I thought

[@Theworldofef]

Zeroo 4 hours ago and it’s 6 am. Hope you’re sleeping well now eh

[@enderlynxwilloze7935]

Bro same! It’s even worse that I’m a twelve year old bucket of anxiety

[@rj9501]

The video demonstration of PCI has forever clarified how it works for me. Thanks!

[@reasonableastartes]

The first flashing text says "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Edit: This is the second text, not the first! Whoops!

[@wilburthegerbil8435]

The first one says stonks. The second says that.

[@Rikaisupcom]

wait... i did not even notice a second flashing screen

[@shadowfan982]

cheers

[@brianna9822]

Time stamp?

[@5UM0N3]

PANIC! AT THE TWENTY ON PILOTS 12:35

[@westownsend8228]

Doctors: regular and good sleep is extremely important to your health Also doctors: you must work 70 hours straight for years to be one of us

[@Disissid19]

I mean. My brother had good sleep. But that's because all he did was study, eat, excercise and sleep

[@beanosthealmighty9600]

Do you know that doctors need to do procedures or else just one small mistake can cost someone's life

[@ciranopunalesvigliarolo3788]

@@Disissid19 In other words, he was diciplined, what's the problem with that?

[@Disissid19]

@@ciranopunalesvigliarolo3788 He lost his social life. He doesn't regret it, good for him. But I'm sure I'd be bitter

[@yeetusfeetus7877]

@@Disissid19 Your brother sounds like me, although I never had a social life to lose.

[@AlexMalex533]

A woman walked out of her house. This is how her organs shut down.

[@roosterjackson7258]

A woman didn't leave her house for 12 years. This is how her organs shut down.

[@JKMT]

@@roosterjackson7258 That made more sense now thanks for clearing up

[@arnoldswaggerson6938]

Because of allergies closing up the throat leading to lack of oxygen

[@TheSkullptingChin]

She got hit by a truck

[@gracielaortiz1364]

@@arnoldswaggerson6938 true

[@Smemesky]

The title is an example of correlation, not causation. He did set the clock forward, and his heart had issues, but turning the clock did not cause his heart to have issues.

[@arfarfsays29]

A kid got in a fight. This is how he became the fresh prince of a small town called Bel-Air

[@B1G_RED]

That is amazing

[@joshfromjuniorstudios]

This is the only good version of this joke

[@logitchy]

i only know this cause our ela class assigned us to listen to that song

[@EVILSPAWN1003]

LAME

[@ijustrealllylikecats]

@@EVILSPAWN1003 I think you're confused sir. It is the opposite of lame.

[@bean8990]

“A man stubbed his toe. Here’s what happened to his lungs”

[@ErrorGamingReal]

a person tripped on da floor and this what happens to his legs

[@laserspacecats4295]

A 48 year old man ate a single m&m, this is how he overdoses

[@skillex8376]

A man breathed oxygen this is what happened to his hand

[@darkis9154]

@@skillex8376 a man breathed oxygen, this is what happened to the universe

[@RiderGeats]

A man has fallen into the river in Lego City, this is how he started the new rescue helicopter.

[@WormInsideTheApple]

A man snapped his fingers. This is how half of the world's population turns into dust.

[@8-jasminleironjhaycustodio449]

This comment is underrated

[@pokemon_trainer_isaiah]

Omfg underrated

[@tb_0719]

A small price to pay for salvation

[@Drew-vv9ef]

Ahh, old times

[@zimchan490]

😂😂😂😭

[@patrickbuick5459]

The best description of the process I have seen.

[@trollfacegaming1111]

A heart set his man 1 hour forward, this is what happend to his clock

[@nannerbread4134]

This is too political for my opinion

[@zarahalora7567]

pfffffffft

[@nannerbread4134]

@@zarahalora7567bUt WHy

[@zarahalora7567]

@@nannerbread4134 what????

[@nannerbread4134]

@@zarahalora7567 Why Arby’s roast beef? Because…they’re not about pre-sliced meat sitting on waxed paper like ‘you-know-who’. They’re about oven-roasted, freshly sliced, piled high sandwich bliss. The roast beef sandwich. It’s an Arby’s thing. Arbys , we have the meats

[@suddendeath-ko7rv]

a man inhaled oxygen. Here's how his arm fell off.

[@yes-vr9zs]

He cut his arm off

[@that-guy7946]

This can actually happen high amounts of oxygen can make people go hysterical

[@rabbitgutz6556]

Lol

[@melancholyerrorsans2460]

*yes*

[@Noname-67]

A priest inhaled oxygen. Here is how his soul ceased from the universe

[@colleenoconnor3520]

Thank you for addressing this issue regarding daylight savings. I worked in healthcare for decades, mainly with the old old. The last decade and a half, I actually did live-in positions. I caught on to the daylight savings problems with the elderly early on. I let them make the adjustment on their own. Many stayed on their own standard time. When the clock went forward, they never gave up that hour of sleep. I tried telling people daylight savings time had an adverse affect on old folks. Glad that it's finally being addressed. Thank you Chubbyemu for bringing this problem to light. I've also thought that hospitals could be more patient oriented, by taking the patients regular schedule into consideration - nursing homes too. No reason shift changes duties, in the medical field, can not be made to save lives.

[@charmaynebruce6215]

The state I live in, in Australia , is the only one which doesn't have Daylight Saving.

[@FronteirWolf]

I'm a young person and I have hated clock changes for most of my life. I don't change my watch and just add on an hour or take one off. It just makes the day go faster when it changes and it's really disorientating. I've gotten used to it in the last few years, so it isn't so bad as it used to be.

[@ysf-psfx]

To be fair, it makes things much safer for people driving to work in the morning and children going to school.

[@Clip_It1]

I found this on my recommendation and i like how you translate stuff and tell us what it is

[@Osiiii404]

"A Man Fell into A River In _LEGO_ City, This is how He Almost Drowned"

[@billysinge8977]

Josiah Miguel Mizona-Geronimo HEEY!

[@north7764]

HEEEEEEYYY!

[@valkyrieagainsttheworld]

Josiah Miguel Mizona-Geronimo Quick, build the rescue helicopter

[@kevinsomosot9976]

HEY!

[@shadowxxe]

Builder no:88457475 Is a newly manufactured lego builder presenting to the emergency room with a severe case of crusdetrmintina crus coming from the Latin word for leg and detrimitina coming from the Latin word detrimentum that means loss. severe-leg-loss. now usually a treatment for this is very simple find a donor leg that fits pop it on, send the patient home and tell them to come back if it starts getting loose however in 88457475's case they were unable to find a suitable donor leg in the required time and they cant just fit any old donnor leg onto 88457475 as that may cause a condition where the figure is no longer suitable for their intended purpose which could cause figure abandonment or as in most cases dismantlement. they place 88457475 on a temporary life support machine while they look for his leg. and within a few hours they found it floating in the lego city river. they immediately transport the leg in a rescue helicopter back to the hospital and access the damage to it the leg barley passes the transplant specification standard only one more paintchip and the leg wouldn't be viable. they immediately rush 88457475 into the reassembly room and in a gruelling 3-minute operation reattach his leg. he was discharged the following day and made a full recovery

[@sebastiankirby4651]

"a man breathed"- "this is how he contracted Ebola, cancer, and the plague"

[@osothecat5194]

Don't forget the Corona virus!

[@kelvinmorris1991]

@@osothecat5194 lmfao

[@rangee6593]

@@osothecat5194 Re read the comment. "Plague"....

[@rangee6593]

@@dsflay How is this connected to Reddit lmao

[@wasp4425]

Dead

[@mrbluesummers]

A man ate 5 popeyes biscuits with no drink. This is what happened to his esophagus.

[@cristinaj4274]

😂😂😂😂

[@christianmckee3614]

Gone. Reduced to atoms.

[@cfq44792]

I'd feel like it would feel good then go south

[@schrimblo]

It literally just shriveled up and died

[@gregorymyers3886]

LMAO

[@lungs2259]

a man eats a singular fry, this is how the entirety of the earth disintegrated

[@mad101eline]

this is a more professional and medically correct “1,000 ways to die” series

[@drago3036]

Very true

[@rinwillows1869]

YOOO so im not the only one who’s seen that show. I remember watching it when i was super young and then a few years later I faintly remembered the show and tried to find it again but i couldn’t so i just shrugged it off as a fever dream. Tbh from what i remember, that show is kinda comedic, like one of the cases was a guy that choked on a hotdog and died.. that sounds stupid, like he inhaled the entire wiener somehow. No normal person can do that lmfao

[@teenzset8827]

Dude I loved that show when it was still on

[@annabelleharvey6730]

bro but most of the videos are like eating ten pounds of something or drinking eight gallons of something either that or something that seems harmless, like this, or eating gas station nachos

[@_iamnotsober]

Rin Willows I REMEMBER THAT. like he was eating while running the hotdog was just the right shape and size to completely obstruct his trachea. shits hilarious to think about

[@TheAviationChannel]

doctor: *"ST-Elevation Myocardial Infarction"* Regular person: *"heart attack"*

[@pvic6959]

i get the joke but im sure there are different kinds

[@SiegfriedFafnirsbane]

The symptom is agina pectoris:doctor Normal person:so chest pain?

[@talltomrich1]

Doctor: Transmural septal-anterior STEMI of the LAD. If that’s his ECG. (Transmural meaning full thickness of the myocardium indicated by the reciprocal changes. LAD meaning Left Anterior Descending Coronary artery, aka “the widowmaker.”)

[@blm232tx]

It's myocardial not myocardinal. I think a myo (muscle) cardinal (a red crested bird) is a really buff baseball player from St Louis.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@blm232tx Myocardinal is Tyler O'Neill

[@jennali9800]

"So... are you going to set your clock for daylight savings?" "DAYLIGHT SAVINGS KILLED MY FATHER!"

[@astarryeyedgirl]

Top 10 Awk Tindr Convos

[@lauramontgomery4674]

KZbin really recommended me this video on the second Sunday in March

[@julianterrado9303]

Grandpa: I hope I at least live to see my grandchildren get married Clock: No

[@Xavier_Renegade_Angel]

When u use the time stone to fast

[@starlitalpha7]

I've always felt like a weirdo being the only person around me who hated daylight savings time, now I have a legitimate medical reason to cite that it is crap.

[@revenevan11]

You're not alone! Many of us hate it, and the data shows time and time again that the many harms outweigh the few and insignificant benefits!

[@letsmakeit110]

Its just not that important. People hate the imperial (not metric) system too but a large organization requires a lot of activism to change.

[@dustin9258]

I don’t know anyone that likes it to be honest

[@RM-oe2qv]

@@dustin9258 I personally like DST over standard time, and would prefer if it was always DST. I'm not a morning person so I'd much prefer to have the extra sunlight in the evening when I can actually enjoy it

[@thatrand0mnpc]

The fact that it also affects people not in any daylight savings time is most irritating DST needs to die as it does more bad than good compared to old times

[@michaeldoesarts]

A guy shot another guy in a car. This what happend to europe.

[@mycatsnameisgizmo4677]

Michael Does Arts oh yeah WW1 baby 😎

[@zaideth4717]

I don't get this one

[@Accountavclusx]

Zaideth The leader of Austria got shot which pretty much caused WWI

[@ethansprague2005]

WW1 War of the century babyyyyyy

[@beanacomputer]

Heir of Austria, not leader.

[@MishkaDoyle-rj7vz]

Damn this makes me glad I live in Saskatchewan, especially as I'm getting older, where we don't touch our clocks in any season!

[@orangutangsusan917]

A man looked at an ostrich, this is how his spinal cord imploded.

[@Azanthiel]

It’s a chubby emu not an ostrich

[@dfslo]

@@Azanthiel it must have been

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

He would probably be dead if he contorted his body like that

[@kohffeee]

Some random Grandpa: I'll turn the clock past 1 hour. His heart: I'll do what's called pro gamer move

[@mauz791]

😎

[@eleanorgreywolfe5142]

@@deneuve0 Just like the grandpa

[@stonecat676]

it’s someone’s grandpa, dont be disrespectful

[@clowtears1898]

its just someone else' grandpa, not mine. If that was ur point :D

[@doctahjonez]

@@eleanorgreywolfe5142 Daaamn.

[@ThePhoenix137GC]

Mismatched music in the beginning for this theme, really missed the old tune starting always imo, was perfect for all of these type of videos

[@VexedFilms]

Glad someone else agrees, it made it hard to concentrate on what he was saying.

[@gionifrisca5599]

Some inaugural beat/video game.. Almost inducing an epileptic seizure.

[@LasherTimora]

Don't have an issue with it being mismatched, but the old tune just fit, it set the mood perfectly.

[@osnielgarciga2748]

Bring back the old music👍

[@jtteope1178]

Someone didn’t blink on March 23, 2012 at 4:38 PM and 47 seconds into the minute, this is what happened to time and space itself

[@ratdad6021]

A teenager missed a point on a test, this is why his organs shut down

[@Ben-ix7cq]

by his parents

[@Villosa64]

his parents mustve been asian than

[@Gionatorr]

@Padraig He considering that the original comment was a joke, he just meant to add more humor to it, he wasn’t trolling in any way.

[@Wasteman365]

@@Villosa64 then*. Your parents can’t be Asian or you wouldn’t make mistakes like that 💀

[@Villosa64]

@@Wasteman365 wait why would it be then? it would be "his parents mustve been asian then" which basically mean that they were asian before (I ain't fluent in English)

[@lukebarnett2140]

"Presenting to the emergency room" Can never and will never get old.

[@Megatron995]

I'll always wonder what's with the upward-facing, hand-backward finger that goes with it, though...

[@sethadkins546]

@@Megatron995 Probably just a schtick at this point, did it a few times and everyone pointed it out so now he does it purposely every time as a joke

[@epicikeashark]

Where we are now.-

[@Smoove_J]

My dream is to one day be featured on this channel.

[@nilsonrodriguez7135]

@@Smoove_Jlmao what?

[@Darque2391]

I took a step outside my room. This is how my ovaries exploded.

[@yetanotherRjven]

What

[@uhhuh1291]

The cause of this: there was an active mine.

[@palerider9952]

"Michelle started to experience *ovarium ignition* : *Ovarium* meaning ovaries, and *ignition* meaning to explode or combust. Which means, her ovaries violently exploded."

[@krajax6875]

*demia meaning presence in blood*

[@legion4698]

Michelle Fonnette well when I woke up my testicles imploded

[@rembertoadambelcourt7586]

That's right. Here in Sweden, researchers at the Karolinska Institutet have investigated how the number of heart attacks in Sweden has varied during summer and winter time changes since 1987. The change to summer time on the last Sunday in March each year increases the risk of heart attacks during the following week. In return, the return to winter time entails a reduction in risk, which is however smaller.

[@MACTEP_CHOB]

So, why we keep doing that ? The economy of energy is tiny really, less than 1%

[@hotcargatorade8443]

Me: (picks up literally any food) My body: *why do I hear Chubbyemu music*

[@rabbitgutz6556]

@Gianni Wu lol

[@Leah-xh1rc]

Everybody on this channel: *I will sleep off this lethal condition* 2022 edit: I did this as well and ended up in the ER

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

To be fair, it usually works

[@bananas4sale]

Or you a man

[@brayandersen6501]

I sadly did this... I was low on pottassium and i thought i just needed a nap and everything would be op. ended up going to the E.R

[@alyssagodfrey462]

Its the human equivalent of, "Did you try turning it off and back on again?"

[@lucaseastwood8850]

I will!

[@Ryan_but_the_name_was_taken]

I present to the emergency room every time I see this notification.

[@henrydickerson9776]

What present do you give them? :P

[@sylvial8411]

Very interesting. Great argument for staying on standard tome and doing away with DST.