a guide to being offensive - Misfits Podcast

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[@felixsc1049]

Tobi was looking deep into my soul at the start

[@Alexa-iy9bf]

intimidating

[@robertzoldi1339]

He is so scary

[@jericb]

SEXY

[@abhinavcheedella4296]

@@robertzoldi1339 she

[@seedy-TV]

@@robertzoldi1339 how

[@joearmadillo6756]

mason seems so much happier lately im so glad hes doing well

[@bibleentries]

He has full blown aids

[@ivanrodriguez6134]

He has aids?

[@rjscherer2073]

big man ?

[@bibleentries]

@@ivanrodriguez6134 yes

[@jakethedude7206]

@@bibleentries wait I thought he had ligma

[@apady37]

Slag: "A woman whom sleeps around, looks cheap &/or has a questionable character."

[@AxxLAfriku]

NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear apa

[@thomaswilliams3518]

good shit

[@21masont]

@@AxxLAfriku you're definitely sick in the head

[@mrnugget3691]

@@AxxLAfriku Yes AxxL, you are sick in the head homie. Thought you were a troll after all these years but no, there's straight up something wrong with you lmao

[@xitcix8360]

You do realize that & means both and as well as or, right?

[@fiveoneecho]

"My wife's an ore!" Wow, that went horribly underappreciated.

[@Fyrebarr]

Absolutely underrated

[@missajenston7277]

right? smh

[@ImCroozy]

His jokes usually are and idk why

[@jackattack7940]

Yeah, I suppose it's just that he doesn't push his jokes out that much

[@drz616]

Is there a hidden meaning to it I'm not getting?

[@Dannyfilms1808]

22:33 Toby: “I don’t know how to read” Swagger: “what about you mason” Mason: “ah I mean, I like the smell of paint ” 👁 👁 👃🏼 👄

[@mistafishman]

I love how Matt just slowly faded into darkness

[@thecanadianguy1662]

If anyone needed to learn how to be offensive, here’s your guys (and Toby)

[@g_iovanni1000]

if anyone’s it’s matt, Matt’s great it’s just every time he cracks a joke it’s fucking silent lmao

[@Julian-bp6vd]

thankyou canadia

[@coolguycaiden5141]

@@g_iovanni1000 it’s sad bc he’s hilarious they just don’t want to get canceled

[@mister6599]

You are a nice guy Mr Canada

[@phoebescott6787]

@@coolguycaiden5141 the misfits entire brand is them not caring if they get cancelled or not lmao

[@The0nly3than]

i lost it when swagger called covid the "boomer remover" lmao

[@doomslayer2875]

The amount of ads my guy holy shit

[@emilelambrechts1069]

For how long tho

[@TyroneDemarcusTraeJrIII]

laughs in adblocker

[@ZWCaleb]

@@TyroneDemarcusTraeJrIII laughs in youtube premium

[@CMDRFoxhound]

Laughs in youtube vanced

[@itruskawki]

cries in poor

[@KellyKar]

Swagger: It's hot as fuck here Swagger: *wears black hoodie, chainmail and black head mask*

[@raccoonwithsentience]

my mandatory comment on every podcast: tobi is pretty

[@dog_on_chair]

sus

[@raccoonwithsentience]

@@dog_on_chair sure thing bud

[@goawayguzman7474]

@@dog_on_chair we sus af

[@LoveTheLord77]

Hell yes Tobi looks better every podcast

[@raccoonwithsentience]

@@LoveTheLord77 i know right! that's why i comment every podcast :)

[@porteroffinland]

The way toby looked at the camera at the beginning... I dont know how to feel

[@taurtle9310]

yeah ngl toby looking kinda cute this time of year

[@porteroffinland]

@@taurtle9310 is it gay to fall in love with her at this stage of the transition?

[@taurtle9310]

@@porteroffinland Even if it was who cares bro, if there was anyone I’d happily go gay for it would be Tobi

[@raccoonwithsentience]

@@porteroffinland if you're a woman than yes it's gay, but if you're a man than no you're still straight :)

[@porteroffinland]

@@raccoonwithsentience but pp

[@TheLukeyMC]

There’s a podcast in your ads

[@adrianagado2862]

Mason you lookin good man. He looks really happy. Iv been loving your recent rust server uploads, super entertaining with editing and choice of music bro. Have a good one you guys.

[@bigbootybob94]

Lmao They start to re open places with 0 new cases but here in America we are almost all re opened with 200,000 cases a day I hate my life

[@EET_FUK_]

If ya have a question about Jewish culture, just ask Racc.

[@twirbyy233]

Too bad he won’t reply :(

[@colinnielson7996]

He’s gone

[@rjscherer2073]

Colin Nielson wym

[@ithrowstuffinavideogame]

42 adds in 1 hour, I'm going over to Spotify

[@dog_on_chair]

youtube is putting ads in vids even if you dont want them now

[@ithrowstuffinavideogame]

@@dog_on_chair yeah I herd that, that's why I'm going over to Spotify for misfits podcasts now

[@LennyUltra]

Just skip to the end and then replay

[@Lambinoyt]

Dude it's the whole point of the podcast, "how to be offensive"

[@sebastianrohn5906]

Is this some kind of poor joke that im too rich to understand?

[@ricardocantu4152]

toby is looking more like a girl everyday its definitly a trip lmao

[@paytonclark8600]

she’s transitioning from male to female!! so exiting to see her grow 💗

[@eeeeper]

@@paytonclark8600 I know im late but its awesome!! Im really happy for her!

[@eeeeper]

@ace yes but what she identifies as does. Instead of going out of your way to purposely misgender her why dont you support her

[@beast-mb1cm]

I asked Siri how many holes a straw has and she said there a zero holes it is a tube

[@tr3ble568]

My Alexa says 1 continuous hole

[@21masont]

Bro tobis looking actually really good

[@21masont]

@@Northtarctica is there something wrong with complementing a trans person. You're calling me gæy for complementing someone on their transition? You gotta be under 14 fucking child

[@bobbymcbruh5182]

@@21masont chill bud, the dude said 3 letters and your butthurt😂

[@Starzoh]

The way she was looking in the camera at the start 😳

[@21masont]

@@bobbymcbruh5182 nah not really, just like dude. That's literally exactly what he was saying tho. Even tho he just said sus we all know what he means

[@DivinesLegacy]

@@21masont bro it’s ok that your gay it’s 2020 😊

[@TJ-kj9ki]

Hippity hoppity, Tobi is property

[@porteroffinland]

How much?

[@mx1868]

Well, yea

[@DivinesLegacy]

He’s not quite there, but his transition to property should be a very slow process.

[@Say_Shin]

Sometimes I forget that the seasons do a wacky thing for the Southern Hemisphere

[@user-gz1nv6nw3q]

Sometimes I forget that Americans aren't aware that the rest of the world exists

[@Crazy85quirrel]

Right as I was thinking of how badly I wanted them to upload, the gods spoke!

[@Hunter_Kennedy1]

Ironic concidering they probably ain't to happy with swagger anymore lmao

[@scuffed4204]

@@Hunter_Kennedy1 What do you mean?

[@JustLoki666]

Misfits should just write a book of memoirs from the guys and call it the "Misfits Bible"

[@kroniktp7119]

13:00 i thought swagger only had a single tone he could speak in, this shit surprised me

[@reeon1876]

Im saying it lads Toby is the only woman worth simping for

[@leevikv]

Simp

[@billiamfancypants]

Simp

[@Duenschissdoktor]

sorry but i think her hair in this episode looks pretty bad

[@yup_its_adam_again1848]

By 40:00 I recognized we haven’t unlocked Matt as a character yet

[@onetimestrings1487]

Tobi lookin like an 80's dance instructor.... it's good 👍

[@matthewmill4906]

I’m from Scotland and our national animal is the fecking unicorn love the podcast tho

[@arectuspili9100]

I thought it was the Loch Ness

[@Lou-xn2oo]

Hell yeah represent 🦄🦄🦄🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@loganstewart3369]

I liked how you typed "feckin" like u also type in a scottish accent

[@atonofshrooms]

Scottish boys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄🦄

[@quintinus3532]

Zuckles is so absent just eating dust

[@Calthecool]

Mason yanked the lever back and forth very fast, causing the tracks to break and the train to derail, hitting both groups of people.

[@xbvegas4273]

Step 1: be white Step 2: see step one

[@wintersoldier4196]

step 3: be male

[@eazyeezo]

Step 4: be straight

[@Fediko7]

Step 5: Be a gamer

[@user-lr3yu9st3z]

Step 6: Make sure you are still white, just in case

[@lux6585]

@@user-lr3yu9st3z step 7: make sure your straight

[@serpicopiu3591]

My favorite part of this podcast is Swag's laugh. Fitz: *says something funny* Swag: *hahahahahah*

[@kadaleyes]

Swagger's helmet gonna need some extra ventilation.

[@revi_music]

So many midrolls. I'm happy for you guys.

[@Lilypily43]

Mason was way more talkative and happy this episode! And also the adds, get that cash bro why not!🥳💖

[@maje2610]

During their discussion about the money kill question they mentioned the person killing people themselves and getting the money. That prompted me to think: Isn't that how bounties work?

[@samlindsay122]

Matt’s lighting was crisp

[@MephistoV]

I love how when you slowly use the slider you can see matts background steadily getting darker and darker until he turns a light on

[@AirDuerk]

Bruhhh when Swagger said Howard Stern, it was at that point I realized Swagger sounds exactly like Howard Stern 🤣

[@misfit_sailor388]

Tell me why every time Swagger laughs it just makes me die laughing. I'm not laughing at him, but his laugh just makes me so happy!!

[@castiical]

i wanted to listen to this while doing my math test but my school wifi has YOUR channel specifically, i could only watch clips :(

[@adenchannells4490]

I’m high as shit and the misfits moving in the background scared the shit out of me

[@Hihi-yp7sf]

Bruh I got anxiety when Toby was staring into my soul in the start of the podcast lol

[@-.-1724]

matt using those hd800s for a podcast is a bit of a flex

[@daydreamrevenant-kl8by]

Mason and Tobi look so much happier and healthier, it's nice to see

[@lium4918]

Mason is like a kid at the doctors office

[@wintersoldier4196]

“3 weeks without a new covid case, we went from worst state to best.” meanwhile us in WA going 9months without a new covid case 😐 (excluding fifo workers)

[@Norahh369]

Olympia got 80 cases like two days or somthing

[@scott2677]

Two facing left. Two facing right and mason going back and forth

[@LoveTheLord77]

Wait swagger watches ants Canada?!

[@ColonelCatnip]

i love it when there’s an ad every 5 minutes

[@Victornoo]

Same

[@Hoops420]

Oh yes me too

[@whipper3547]

they sellouts now

[@ero-ko2218]

@@whipper3547 tis all about the money. If you listen on Spotify there are no ads

[@whipper3547]

@@ero-ko2218 yeah but thats still a lot of ads

[@sheepy1568]

When swagger said favourite book, I just said Skulduggery Pleasant and then Mason brings it up and I was so shocked

[@axeheadshot7793]

The train question is usually phrased like this "There's one person you know, and five people you don't know strapped to train tracks, do you save the person you know or not?"

[@ktgame2640]

Swagger I agree to liking the smell of 'Mildew'

[@itaybenyosef1789]

Fun fact: you can get rid of the ads just by moving the line to the end of the video an starting over

[@Jelahn]

Tobi looking like a whole math teacher now

[@prestonseim1708]

10:20 plot twist, straws have no holes. its just a sheet of plastic rolled to form a hollow cylinder with both ends open

[@MadMike17]

toby's transition is looking so good im happyt for her

[@TobiG4mer]

46:38 Incubators are machines used to *incubate* eggs so they stay warm and protected till they hatch. Yet Swagger seems convinced that Italians put their sick in them xD

[@some1steezy428]

what ads? *laughs in premium*

[@tiebreezy1889]

Props to the mad catch by swagger at 36:48

[@ethanlong4670]

The amount of ads looks like a typical white girl's Instagram story.

[@joelkline5880]

just how long are you..? Ethan Long

[@alfiehussey4050]

“A guide to being offensive” Just say the n word

[@lovesiccat]

Just recall the massacre of Tiananmen Square in China, you can offend people and then disappear.

[@roast_mutton_chops]

Matt for 99% of this podcast: 👁👄👁

[@MrJasenstewart97]

To answer Toby's question, "PULL THE LEVER KRONK"

[@ZeroScapes]

I too like the smell of Textbooks, old and new.

[@TL_27]

Thanks for uploading earlier. Had a bad day and you guy cheered me up

[@Mandotrooper]

Aaaand at 7:38 your boy Fitz admits to starting the wildfires. Can I get a POGCHAMP

[@fmcl33]

its gonna be weird when they actually do regular podcasts again

[@LioDeChurro]

If on phone skip to the end let video end, then hit replay button and ads should be gone

[@MatyldaASMR]

okay like, I was truly hypnotised by how gorgeous Tobi is

[@jboogie3021]

You were "hypnotized"? Lol stop virtue signaling. In no normal standard is that gorgeous.

[@MatyldaASMR]

Jboogie bruh

[@jboogie3021]

@@MatyldaASMR what an insightful response. I know you guys are super accepting of everything but this shit is weird. Tobi you are not gorgeous. You look like a dude who put on a light amount of foundation

[@maxdomania4279]

Haha, Mason with the OG Skullduggery Pleasent - loved the books, still remember it being just a good time reading it.

[@bryanagates4886]

Bruhhhhh I feel attacked I had a roach farm 😂😂😂

[@Dylan9]

Fitz reading ratings: “My wife is a slag.” Swagger: *clap clap clap*

[@danagreen6086]

Tobi is looking very pretty

[@neoplayzgames1488]

@@Northtarctica It aint sus bro its fine to point out if someone looks good or not.

[@vamp-lm5lc]

Yo there’s a video in your ads

[@Crim_5009]

Tobi tho 👀

[@Deceasegrips]

@@Northtarctica get a life Keegan 🙏

[@alwaysjordan7032]

There are no holes in a straw, it is a tunnel.

[@gizmothepiefaceman3062]

Swaggersouls should make place called Swaggerland.

[@jacka6403]

as a german watcher i accept this episode of the podcast as a good episode

[@rinmadepie]

36:05 my girlfriend is ethnically jewish but she converted to christianity a few years back. she's jewish, but she doesn't follow judaism

[@peeweecactus5910]

Tobi just treat us like beautiful flower and blossom us.

[@Calthecool]

49:30 BRUH

[@ruthless-ryu8619]

Yeah

[@voidburrito2038]

46:42 give me swagger voice acting

[@swosels]

This makes me feel less alone. Thanks.

[@wh33zr]

My favorite book was lost in the snow I forget who it was by but, that book was sad and epic at the same time

[@speaceyy]

Toby: Transgender and Lesbian Also Toby: My favourite book is the bible

[@brodyperkins2626]

Tobi looks like my English teacher

[@statusk.w.o.-topic8610]

I'm Jewish and i enjoyed this podcast

[@v1ckyb306]

Tobi is always posing real interesting questions. Like dam.

[@Victornoo]

Its always swaggers bye at the end that does it for me

[@jaycurly9810]

Swagger was already making fun of my wanna be sociopath self bro REALLY🤣🤣

[@jaycurly9810]

13:17

[@jesusrivas3011]

who is the dishwashe- I mean women

[@dog_on_chair]

i think that is toby 💀 hEs TrAnS nOw 😂

[@vipRLH]

Tobi: what ever the fuck is on the other side of new Zealand Swagger: the ocean * Cries in European *

[@ryanentrott4404]

Dear misfits I had to say the N-word 2 times I. Class and almost got beaten up in the school bathrooms but the podcast helped my ego recover

[@alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402]

Slag is an element in borderlands 2 actually

[@michaelmullenix7115]

Imagine having summer with Christmas with no snow 🤩

[@decay_wrbx]

11:40 OH SHIT THATS A ZOOLANDER REFERENCE

[@MrKTMMusic]

My man Fitz (Steve) is Mr steal your girl

[@nota1d4n]

as a jew i was laughing my ass off