fitz DESTROYS matt - Misfits Podcast

[@northuniverse]

I'm glad that Swaggers is looking out for his friends health by wearing a mask. Over the internet transmission is no joke

[@s0vnds]

The fact that no one replied to this and flaming you proves we are all same hete

[@jackmerry1972]

@@s0vnds I guess there's no people around to be wooooshed :(

[@CYR3K]

he truly is a thoughtful person

[@mahmad8528]

can anybody explain to me why swagger smokes,drinks throw his mask?

[@northuniverse]

@@mahmad8528 Swags do just what Swags do

[@janomeister7571]

Every time Matt doesn't talk, it looks like he's sleeping

[@jun5862]

I think he is?

[@ktgame2640]

I think he's on his phone

[@sagerotusj7504]

hes always sleeping

[@HSIceCube]

I wanna sleep everytime he does talk. He's the fuckin worst.

[@deeremies2266]

@@ktgame2640 yh hes on his phone

[@tiaboekelly]

swagger : * asks matt what he thinks is the route to his tiredness * everyone else : * answers for him *

[@TheORACLEOFDEATH]

root cause, not route lmao

[@tiaboekelly]

Sahab Mas bro i cant spell dont come for me

[@bruhmane1944]

Yeah man we saw the video

[@Josh-kk3sr]

When Fitzs ramen joke didn’t land he was so disappointed

[@timisleta9633]

Time stamp again senor😂

[@Josh-kk3sr]

Tim Isleta 12:43

[@timisleta9633]

Josh H thanks sir

[@CaptainJamesCook-cl6qq]

Deadset you saw Fitz die a little inside

[@Radiohoglet]

Matt started sweating after making the joke about putting drugs in clothes, and Toby started saying how messed up that is.

[@Charlesmouse]

Matt looks like he drinks la croix bc he can’t afford his craft beer due to his crippling debt from liberal arts college

[@graycee2600]

this is so specific yet so accurate

[@xboxer808]

this had no business being that accurate

[@deeremies2266]

r/oddlyspecific

[@jameshutchinson6614]

R/oddlyspecific

[@Kadskudai]

matt looks like an asmrist, feel like the mans gonna try and lay me to bed

[@missajenston7277]

with the way that he’s always fiddling w the mic shit when they’re on the actual set he might as well be

[@killiansgame5534]

i love watching their faces after a joke doesnt land, it makes them relatable and losers like us

[@jaceid]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I literally think about this all the time. It lowkey sucks because some of their jokes are good, but no one acknowledges it and it just feel awkward.

[@avantemitchell3888]

Swaggersouls: whenever I stop smoking weed I get real anxious and depressed Same

[@KyAl111.]

Addiction

[@zacharymoore9702]

@@KyAl111. not addiction alot of people who have anxiety and depression smoke weed because it is very helpful for them they literally prescribe it for people with both of those I have it and when I smoke weed I'm relaxed and not worried but I had anxiety and depression before I smoked weed so u can't say its addiction

[@KyAl111.]

@@zacharymoore9702 He is getting psychological withdrawal symptoms without the use of THC. His brain has been wired to rely on THC for stable psychological maintanence. This is the definition of addiction, relying on a chemical substance for normal healthy function. Also for treating anxiety and depression, their are actual medicines created for those disorders which are much more effective than something as mild as THC. No person should rely on something to function, that is junkee talk. "I need weed to sleep" "it's for my anxiety and depression". Use actual prescribed medication from a medical professional. Just an excuse to keep using and abusing weed.

[@zacharymoore9702]

@@KyAl111. so ur telling me it's better to take a man made pill than to smoke weed and smoking weed is considered being a junkie sorry but I'm gonna agree with the millions of people who smoke weed and who have stopped smoking weed being addicted is like feeling the need to survive I would know smoking weed and having an addiction to it just doesn't make since not like how coke was for me or how cigs are u smoke weed to relax the anxiety or depression u snort coke to calm ur addiction u feel it u just want more and more and with cigs its literally ur brain just wanting the nicotine more and more but weed u can smoke weed everyday for a month and still be able to stop easily yea you'll feel the anxiety and depression that u have but trust me it doesn't go away even if u dont smoke for a couple more weeks and get un addicted like the need for coke or a cig and as well as to go as to say someone is addicted when u dont live there life like ik addiction and smoking weed to calm yourself down so u dont have to worry about everything is not the same as snorting blow cause ur body hurts and ur brain is telling u to

[@KyAl111.]

@@zacharymoore9702 That whole "it's natural man its from the earth" arguement is very overdone. Cocaine also naturally occurs as do opiates, hallucinogenics and poisonous plants. Just because something grows naturally doesnt mean it's good for you. Man-made pills are tested for effectiveness and safety before being put on the shelves. Going cold turkey from it also proves more difficult than a lot of stoners may claim. While in the state they do often crave it and cant wait for a tolerance break to end so they can get back to it.

[@theflonp]

Matt: *doesn't say* "What it do", *again* Me: *Internal Sadness*

[@ethanrodriguez8001]

Shut up no one cares

[@theflonp]

Toxicity is not permitted here

[@KindaScuffed]

I have a few pet names for my girlfriend. “My old heifer”, “my old trout”, and when I’m really trying to spice it up, “harlot”

[@Masterbates-Conner]

???

[@imaginewagons4299]

Who are you... My grand dad

[@arat8508]

Toby looking like she telling horror stories at a sleepover

[@robee1602]

She looks like she's into cristals

[@christowers7307]

Shungite

[@cB-ed8wd]

HE*

[@arat8508]

AVERYLONGNAME_ she. Toby is trans

[@cB-ed8wd]

@@arat8508 nah that a dude

[@Mezzy..]

I just love how the employee of the month is just chilling in the middle of the screen for the whole podcast

[@broodout]

Who’s the employee of the month?

[@dan-garden]

I laughed when the all-star joke when over Fitz head

[@Joshjacobsenjoyer]

Daniel Garden ok

[@shivermetootoo]

Swagger is actually rather spot on when he is quoting science related topics from all the research I've done on them.

[@charziard35]

My middle school girlfriend wanted me to call her kitten and it still freaks me out to this day

[@KyAl111.]

Well...

[@ak-zm3ll]

but did you do it?

[@charziard35]

bruh I did and I pray to every known god in existence once a day in repentance for my sins

[@ak-zm3ll]

@@charziard35 no, good job turning that girl into a furry

[@charziard35]

bruh Lmao I hope she ain’t a furry

[@brooksmadison9086]

swagger looks like a fall guys character

[@EclipseSon]

BlueMagmaBoy Playz bruh it was a joke chill

[@LunaKai01]

@@bluemagmaboy9842 you seem upset, keep spawning on yellow team?

[@bluemagmaboy9842]

NM7Gamer _ 01 lol you got me on that one, I haven’t even downloaded it

[@oben1337]

If I had a dime for every Misfits episode that just devolves into talking about porn

[@leevikv]

103 dimes

[@joeythepotato7861]

Dis be a guy thing tho dude My friends and I used to mention dicks or anything sexual every break at school

[@trishalennex4630]

That’s how I feel watching trains podcast too

[@jodofly1158]

Matt at beginning looking at me how my uncle looks at me after a few drinks

[@stevenquan21]

Rip "What it do" 2020-2020 They always say "What it do" but never "How it do"

[@t1taanz375]

Fitz: "there are people passionate about like potatoes" Technoblade: ...

[@CorruptIgnition8]

I AM NOW OUTRAGED AT THE LACK OF SLAP FROM SWAGGER!

[@carissaalexander180]

i could get lost in swaggers eyes lol. plus his eyebrows are literally perfect

[@etheriallslime]

he does his eyebrows himself, we love a hygenic king 😌💅💅

[@monohardin6174]

"i ain't hip about it, i'm just a loser"

[@LapisGoBlue]

0:11 I thought I froze

[@bananaface1445]

That was me saying cocknball torture

[@christo6360]

Was I the only one staring at Swagger’s LED background?

[@ohkei7287]

yez

[@bruhmane1944]

Yes

[@Masterbates-Conner]

no

[@mihirjagdaw3625]

when fits said, "but most imprtantly" at the end i thought he was gonna say, "just fuck off" 😂😂

[@evanreimer8917]

I listened to this whole podcast on the toilet

[@xraptors1115]

Are you ok?

[@serpicopiu3591]

RIP

[@lexihayes8914]

Xraptors 111 I don’t think so

[@evanreimer8917]

I'm great

[@serpicopiu3591]

@@evanreimer8917 well, NOW you are

[@fishchik-in1739]

Fitz: im definitely a baby guy for sure Fbi: hol up

[@Charlesmouse]

“You can’t be a fortnite star” **sad jay noises**

[@jadyndolaoldaccount]

underrated comment lol

[@georgewren1144]

We need a swagger cooking show regardless of the kitchen

[@joeythepotato7861]

Has to be from go pro perspective

[@atomicwater592]

Matt is coming up with a master plan to take over the turtle neck industry

[@xsxckfljkhb]

Matt is in a constant state of being half asleep and I *FEEL THAT*

[@raccoonwithsentience]

why is matt in the dark

[@brianwilson2885]

...they all are

[@raccoonwithsentience]

BHZ Bwilsson fair point

[@iiiethan4651]

hes blending in

[@dickdweller2323]

They all are bruv

[@dolphin8815]

I always feel soo odd when zuckles isnt around.

[@Nigrevillian1998]

Same. I hopes hes doin ok

[@dolphin8815]

@@Nigrevillian1998 he seemed chill on stream playin fallguys.

[@Nigrevillian1998]

Thats good to hear :)

[@quasarone3083]

9:50 the destruction of Matt begins

[@kifkalol]

jay: school principal fitz: laid back gym+maths teacher swagger: science teacher!! ofc toby: i’m not sure but i see her as maybe that one sweet and pretty english teacher haha matt: for some reason maybe like a shop(trades) teacher or in a computer class

[@s0vnds]

Where's mason been? He was just starting to include himself more and he's gone now :(

[@iiiethan4651]

mason knew too much.

[@thespookprod]

@@iiiethan4651 haha what the hell

[@plate1014]

Basicly the only consistent people are fitz toby and swagger surprisingly looking at fitz' s main channel upload schedule

[@robee1602]

He was on the Spotify exclusive episode, talked a lot there too

[@alakuwa]

@@plate1014 Fitz has depression. I just hope he doesn't completely give up on the channel like Matt and Racc

[@jackgroark6312]

Fitz got a point the build up makes it so much better

[@drakewinchester9329]

Swagger: "Question everything" Also Swagger a second later: We pimp chimpin'!" Me, questioning everything: But are we really, tho?

[@themightyspork1355]

LMAO TOBYS FACE IN THE BEGINNING

[@bananaface1445]

That was me saying cocknball torture

[@themightyspork1355]

Banana face lol

[@themightyspork1355]

Banana face your the guy

[@bananaface1445]

Branch Windom i am

[@polimonto5448]

Matt looks like he was staring into his phone the entire recording

[@douwew2776]

Where tf is mason

[@an.cr.9676]

Swagger smoked him....

[@raccoonwithsentience]

gone to the void

[@Mezzy..]

Yeah im sad too

[@iiiethan4651]

He knew to much.

[@LolLol-cg8en]

Cap through the brain

[@MaddogMartinez]

The question should of been if matt working on anything rn

[@itsthunder8492]

i watched this on mushrooms on my tv and with the moving background made them keep moving far away from me.

[@pizzawuff1773]

Anyone else... ...having their eyes... ...drifting off the screen... ..because the background...

[@williamoconnell12]

I call my wife “Chef”

[@Lardex.Destroyer_of_Beans]

8:25 not paying for porn is one of my dad’s only house rules lmao

[@USPSLotLizard]

I had a principle in middle school that gave all of the 6th grade class a lecture and said “I WILL LINE YOU UP BOY GIRL BOY GIRL IN THE DARK AND FIND OUT WHO STARTED THE FOOD FIGHT”

[@xeo_nic]

47:47 I've been waiting YEARS for someone else besides me to fucking mention this god tier of a game.

[@alwayssonnie]

Are we NOT gonna talk about how cute our queen toby looks?

[@user-gt6oh5jx6l]

I KNOW! I'm so happy for her, I can't wait too see how much more progress will happen by the end of this year.

[@disappointedfather5218]

@@user-gt6oh5jx6l Its so crazy how far she's come, and I don't mean that in a bad way. Good on her

[@user-gt6oh5jx6l]

@@disappointedfather5218 Just looking at a picture of her a year ago and her most recent instagram post, you can finally see shes so happy.

[@trudawg2965]

At 5:13 I thought Toby was gonna say “Then why is an nba player fucking Jeffree star?”

[@maccowproductions]

yo Ngl... Toby is looking kinda tobylicious

[@yossigershon7245]

Why is nobody talking about how the last "debate" podcast on spotify was fucking amazing

[@alexhernandez3517]

the day Fitz uploads a video is the day our world collapses

[@ylertheyelator]

8:14 swagger looks very disturbed

[@lolsface1232]

I am finally caught up. I've been listening since episode 1 to now 103. It has taken me 7 months, but I'm finally here, at 3:10 in the morning

[@Nigrevillian1998]

I love u guys i hope yall are taking good care of yourselves rn more than ever

[@jaceid]

19:50 Stans are gonna have a field day with this one smh

[@grandmaashley]

grandma approved

[@Bluenautica]

I felt like my phone was slipping outta my hand watching this in pitch black darkness

[@usjdhsuakndhd]

Soulfood would be great 17:37 I love how swagger said monkey

[@sammylongo5020]

I love pet names in relationships with the exception of being called baby , and imagining fitz calling someone baby caused me physical pain.

[@Hachi8roku6]

“The misfits roast “ make it happen guys

[@martin8765]

I really enjoy when Swagger drops random facts. Even if they’re wrong I’ll believe him because he sounds smart.

[@5324er]

To add to the part about false information and the over abundance of it, check out the story of MGS2

[@Calthecool]

☄️ New blunt emoji lol.

[@sone3927]

10:04 I knew it, i am not the only one who put a pillow on chair while gaming or just on pc yessss, my guy fitz over there 👍.

[@stixty1329]

The two guys on top got the most boring room 😂 swagger and futz got lit rooms

[@grindhouseclown5621]

Toby with the Breaking Bad reference in the first five minutes.

[@DerringtonLatour]

I'm so glad this group exists.

[@Ashtoonz420]

Swagger be out here lookin like a Fall Guys character

[@BigMan-sy9ht]

My favourite bit from now on has to be Fitz and his tape measurer.

[@johatho1122]

"Question everything!" Why?

[@timisleta9633]

Underrated haha

[@calebsavedra]

Bruh Swagger created a paradox. He says question everything, so I should question him saying question everything?... Fuck

[@ashleyoliva6635]

They should do a series on the podcast reading fan fiction🤣 it’d be pretty funny watching their reactions

[@Person-bu2xt]

I love the visible concern on Swagger's eyes when toby is talking about only fans

[@teamilk7963]

The reset at the start😂

[@Mezzy..]

Can someone make a Matt closing his eyes compilation

[@McThiccvms]

Omg the way that toby looked at the camera in the beginning

[@lildrake2519]

This episode is definitely a rewatcher

[@killag7094]

When I am talking to people it’s basically all just text 😂

[@raptorsghost3085]

Could it be possible to get a playlist fir the podcasts

[@thejanitor9902]

Wtf was that slap..? Bro get good, slap better get it through the door

[@BonkMachine]

when fitz said matts not funny he felt that fitz was right tho

[@vincentturvey1402]

I downloaded soundly so that I could have lofi playing in the back of the video which was perfect

[@zerobongo987]

anyone else think of the grand tour when they were talking about road legal tanks

[@TheSpecificOcean.]

when youve already watched this on spotify a day early

[@shadowcr0w]

Swagger vibin with LEDs and Fitz flexing his 2and setup in the backround gotta love it

[@leviathale]

this feels like an og podcast episode

[@rampage3712]

I already question everything and everyone hates me for it

[@AngelOfMusic891]

So I guess someone had to do it. Fun fact: Carrots don't improve your eye sight but they are good for it in the sense the vitamins an minerals in the carrots correlate to helping your eye sight stay protected an develop proper.

[@rosayanes6266]

Yeah that started bc Great Britain said that in WW2 to hide their new radar for pilots

[@Stizzz0]

16:37 im just sitting here high and there talking about what i was doing to my ex that im talking to again 😂

[@unfortunatelyperverse1609]

Fitz beating the Shit out tobi is gonna make an amazing wattpad.

[@DragoVolcar]

I see me and Toby both watched the same video about that MMO.

[@CycloneSlayer]

bro im vibing in quarentine

[@dakillet8605]

Toby looks like a failed emo.

[@a.b4840]

And Matt looks like a spinoff Steve Jobs

[@jodofly1158]

@@a.b4840 and swagger looks like...

[@dakillet8605]

@@jodofly1158 swagger

[@EclipseSon]

Yes, just yes

[@jameshutchinson6614]

@@jodofly1158 a stoner who forgot to roll a joint

[@joemolnar43]

I may be tripping out rn but I had consumed the capital of Australia before the knee...

[@liamacker5695]

2:50 Hey Matt can you pass the CBD water?

[@chimpypimpy8245]

Teasing someone into realness is just coming down off psychedelics

[@ghostloyalty6494]

Toby do be digging into my soul