A HFY Story : Fluffies | 2217 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@austinmiller2170]

The scariest part is that Jess is likely a young child given the way she talks and the fact she was in a school.

[@Midharnepun]

I agree, but she also ripped a fucking pipe off a wall and knew to change the language to Sol-3. She's superman's kid

[@austinmiller2170]

@@Midharnepun LOL. Maybe it's flimsy construction. As for the translator, she's probably had to use one before.

[@johnnymellon7414]

Have you seen what yound children are willing to do to animals they don't "like"? Sociopaths are tame compared to that

[@MiahTheStormWolf]

That's what I was thinking. Though "young" is relative. I was figuring her age at being somewhere between 8 -10

[@dalemorgan8263]

Kids can be surprisingly strong for their size. Combine that with adrenaline and mama-bear instinct. If the conduits were older construction and the bolts were weak, I could see a non-desperate kid yanking a pipe off the wall.

[@Iluvantir]

Turns out that they have met a human CHILD... If they're this scared of what a pre-pubescent or just-pubescent young human can do when someone threatens cute fluffy babies... then how many bricks will they shit when they meet a full grown adult in a titan-level rage due to some horrid monsters wilfully killing ANY youngling? I want more of this story.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Can you imagine what that human's pet German Shepard, Rottweiler, or Pitbull would do to anything attempting to hurt its person while the person is protecting the Fluffies?

[@roberthake5349]

​@@merlinathrawes746 Odds are, that pupper would count as a Class 3 Apex Predator from a Class 12 Deathworld, and the human... is is still just as dangerous. Said apex predator wants food and tummy rubs from the human, and while the human bashes apart Harvengers, the pupper tears apart anything that touches the human. I can just see it... Aliens shitting themselves when they hear a dog bark like how humans would if they heard "HULK SMASH" in the flesh 🤣

[@brentmartin6833]

A human 8 year old and their Chihuahua/Jack Russell/Dachshund/Yorkie. Alien: your k-9 Corp is a highly effective death machine. Humans: (Thinking of a police K-9 unit) Yes they can be quite intimidating. Sees the "Unit" the alien is talking about... 👀 Human to Diplomatic Corp. Get the Girl Scouts up here! If not our new alien fluffies will bescared witless!.

[@KopperNeoman]

If an 8 year old can do THAT, an adult male is a weapon of mass destruction. Alien: "You mean your females are only 60% as strong as your males!?"

[@Allantitan]

@@KopperNeomangive or take about 20% or so

[@jukkiivi4282]

Human packbonding and adrenaline makes a powerful guardian for the fluffies! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

[@MalefaxTheBlack]

For the algorithm!

[@geraldfrost4710]

For the fluffies!

[@snidecommenter7117]

Ah yes. Adrenaline. The illegal combat drug...

[@Slipstitched_Magpie]

This story is probably the most realistic one I've heard yet. Ain't nothin a human won't do to protect what they deem as cute and helpless 😂

[@davidragan9233]

Imagine him meeting an adult human, still he obviously is smarter than most, by allying with Humans.

[@Allantitan]

Really smart wanting to make friends with a race of beings after just one of them basically took down an army with only a pipe as a weapon

[@Conradwalker10]

He just did meet a human adult. Jess is an adult teacher. Imagine meeting a male adult who has combat training and experince.

[@jeremyf6821]

We’re a simple species, if it’s fluffy we’re keeping it. If you want it, come take it. We dare you to interrupt the cuddles.

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

I'm fluffy

[@darwinskeeper421]

It does sound like a human child was beating up harvesters for the love of everything cute and cuddly.

[@tempestflare4339]

The author of the article confirmed that Jess is a human teacher speaking without a translator and after fighting for a long time making them very Curt with their words because they're trying to breathe after exerting themselves

[@darwinskeeper421]

@@tempestflare4339 That actually makes more sense than assume that Jess was a child. Sadly the author didn't make that very clear. I'll have to listen to it again.

[@darwinskeeper421]

@@tempestflare4339 I have listened to it again, and it still feels somewhat ambiguous. That said, it seems most of the commenters believed that Jess was a child. I guess I'm not alone in my misunderstanding.

[@Conradwalker10]

Not sure why so many people thought it was a human child. I always thought it was a young but still adult teacher. The story says nothing to make it seem like it would be a child, just a normal adult who has just gone through life and death mama bear rage mode for the first time dealing with the aftermath , adrenaline and shock.

[@jeanannd]

The Harvesters meet a Class 12 Deathworld species - HUMANS! Worse! The Harvesters not only threatened the humans, but others they thought of as cute!

[@machstormer]

Worse than that, wait until the human adults find out the Harvesters were killing CHILDREN!

[@Emilberntler]

@@machstormer oh... oh sh*t

[@Nick0utd00rs]

definitely needs a follow up of humans whipping out the harvesters @@machstormer

[@Allantitan]

⁠@@machstormereven worse wait till the harvesters realize the human they fought was just a young child who’s probably about half as big as an average adult and even smaller then some of our bodybuilders and special forces

[@snidecommenter7117]

@@machstormer There is one story somewhere on youtube where an aggressive race killed some human children... The rest of the galaxy sucked wind when they saw what followed.

[@joshroundtree8751]

Note to cute aliens. Find you some human friends... nobody Frick's with you again.

[@Allantitan]

And as an added benefit you get more hugs/cuddles/treats then you know what to do with

[@KroMagnum4]

They Fluffed around and found out!

[@merlinathrawes746]

Nobody hurts the Fluffies! Can you imagine the shock the aliens will experience once they learn what "Fluffy" means?

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Imagine the possibilities!

[@TheGrimFormOfLuck]

Literally anything we find cute and or adorable (from kittens to porcupines all the way to bears we dont discriminate)

[@sysbofh]

@@TheGrimFormOfLuck Platypuses and orcas. Don't forget them.

[@Warutteri]

Nobody hurts the fluffies indeed, not while any humans still draw breath at least 😁

[@FuryHawk4040]

My fellow Earthlings, this is your President. The Harvesters are attacking the Fluffy homeworld. This time, they will have to deal with more than a six year old girl. We go to war. Nobody hurts the Fluffies!

[@Maeshalanadae]

Yeah, protecting cute adorable crits is something a human would do.

[@Allantitan]

Their just lucky that no human parents were around as well with their kids

[@Ryvaken]

Your way of expressing that made me imagine a ball pit filled with giant soft fuzzy dice where every side is 20. And now I'm sad I can't swim in one.

[@siliciaveerah9327]

remember MOST of the DOOM series is one man committing genocide because someone killed his bunny

[@KumkumBeats]

@@siliciaveerah9327and John wick

[@MisterZalem]

"sir, brass is trying to ban humans cause of what it did." Leaf(?): "I don't give a parrot flying ass what they want! A juvenile human did cleaned house with a make shift weapon. The hell do you think a squad of adults will do to us if we piss them off!"

[@theengagedfew]

Whatever they want. They're about to learn about The Melian Dialogue.

[@Conradwalker10]

Where did the juvenile part come from? That is an adult human teacher.

[@PaulSherman-v3r]

A club is half of our basic armory. Throw in a torch and we are good to go with full tilt Rock-N-Roll.

[@derekstein6193]

If bonk don't work, kill it with fire.

[@owenthompson4071]

Reminded me of 1251 Ode to a stick we lost because when you strip a human of their ships armor their guns are empty and they are lying in the mud covered in blood and the sweat of battle they will drag themselves to their feet and they will find a stick and know how to use it.

[@snidecommenter7117]

@@owenthompson4071 There was one fight during WW1 where the Princess Patricias were cut off during an offensive. The ammunition was spent, their rifles broken, their bayonets broken, so they used the several cases of baseball bats sent to the front in error - instead of the rear recreation areas.

[@stevenrodriguez763]

Even guns turn into clubs once the ammunition runs dry:

[@MyrdinAnnoth]

Protect the fluffies, protect the agro squirrel!

[@archeyassassin]

No one threatens yougnins in front of humans. Yougins are innocent and deserve to have their innocence preserved. For the autor for the narrator!

[@tabithachastain6999]

Hell hath no fury like a human protecting babies

[@Allantitan]

Only thing worse is a human who just saw babies die needlessly

[@brentmartin6833]

Ngl, they had me at the beginning. With the Harvesters being called Harvey, I was thinking Fluffy Bunnies. The reason they hadn't left was due to being cuddled and hugged and rocked back and forth and being called George. But then if they were being *bad* buns then George would have to be punished. The Harvey "squeak! help!"

[@mrmors1344]

humans at some point after this story; "hey fluffy friends, we tamed some harvesters. and are now selling them as domesticated pets on our homeworld. would you like some as well?"

[@Ackalan]

"They are mostly harmless after you rip off their arms."

[@rewater]

@@Ackalan I think you mean we "lightly liberated hostile appendages" from otherwise harmless creatures.

[@theengagedfew]

@@AckalanI'm sure we determined that the arms were vestigial and, therefore, unnecessary...just like their teeth.

[@lumberluc]

Humans can do so much damage with a metal pipe than any killer race. Plus, she was holding onto sentient porcupines? Their nice rodents.

[@Netherdan]

Sapient porcupines with eagle claws, it seems

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

​@@Netherdan porcupines are tree dwellers and carry their young. They have very sharp claws. We had a porcupine living in our tree in oregon. It was incredibly cute and would eat fruit and nuts we left for it.

[@artserg2169]

@@lrmackmcbride7498 yeah, porcupines love climbing trees though they are not good climbers, often falling from great heights they even evolved to better survive the fall

[@Netherdan]

@@lrmackmcbride7498 I learned something new, thanks! So I'm assuming the baby claws are sharper just like kittens, then?

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

@@Netherdan very sharp

[@philycia1220]

Its sooooooooooooo fluffy! Tears apart wall for a weapon nobody hurts the fluffy! 💞

[@edparagonpc]

Nobody hurts the fluffies I love it

[@ZUCCDAD]

Hfy is one of the few communities that makes so much content that makes you feel good. Like some kind of pro human feeling of hell yeah we are human. If there is something else out there I'm glad we are us. Through violence and kindness. Through misery and love.

[@Maddog3060]

Smart xeno, recognizing that you keep someone from being an enemy if you make them a friend And Jess sounds young. Wait 'til the spiny sees what a fully grown and trained soldier can do.

[@Allantitan]

Or even what a parent protecting their kids can do

[@sysbofh]

@@Allantitan That's even worse. I'd take the soldier anytime.

[@Allantitan]

@@sysbofh why cause there’s a better chance of survival?

[@sysbofh]

@@Allantitan You can surrender to a soldier. Try doing that to a parent.

[@Allantitan]

@@sysbofh no thanks I’d rather run away for as long as I can

[@zanthimos]

You're damn right! Nobody hurts the fluffies! On this or any world!

[@donaldscholand4617]

For all things cute and cuddly!

[@SLEPhoto]

Wait until they realize that scary monster species is just a youngling.

[@FrankHommemon]

Thank you for boosting the audio I am an old guy who really enjoys your different voices and the energy you put into the narration. And the fact that I can hear it and your enunciation is wonderful. From. An old guy who is very hard of hearing,and a b I g Sci fi fan, thank you

[@snidecommenter7117]

And then the council learns that Jess is a half-grown juvenile of her species... Oh my...

[@franciscojaviergarcia116]

Isnt Even a trained soldier

[@robertstoneking7916]

@@franciscojaviergarcia116 A trained soldier would have killed the harvesters instead of pulverizing them. The amount of damage is consistent with a juvenile.

[@alfredsutton4412]

Jess sounds like my oldest daughter. She can can become a Viking War Princess if anyone offers to hurt or neglect a child. It's the nature of mother genes in a human female. Not every female has the gene, but when they do, watch out. The swing a mean, sharp sword. Good read, Sir. Well done.

[@kennethhummel4409]

Ah, the cursed double edged sword of parenthood.

[@ragnarrskulkrew6232]

For the Fluffiest of Floofs!

[@georgerowe2784]

NOBODY hurts the fluffies...or she'll pop their skulls like a zit!

[@I.C.U-c7l]

I love this story....... I have listen to it about 20 times...... Almost know it word for word.....

[@weirdlan.d3144]

RIP AND TEAR FOR ALL THAT IS CUTE AND CUDDLY!!!!

[@redraptorx1066]

just wait till the galaxy figures out what "frag around and find out" leads to. that was a child protecting babies.

[@dmaxcustom]

A guy killed a whole gang of russian for a puppy. And that was the correct thing to do. You dont hurt the fluffies.

[@themaskedhobo]

I heard he once killed three men in a bar with a pencil.

[@merlinathrawes746]

My son-in-law is a former Army Ranger. One of the guys he knew in the sandbox had a confirmed kill using a... spork. Yes, you read that right.

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

​@@merlinathrawes746 do you have any idea how many people are killed in prison with spoons? That is how jeffery dahmer was killed. Stabbed to death with a spoon.

[@iamnotamused317]

@@merlinathrawes746 Where the hell did he find a spork?

[@dmaxcustom]

@@themaskedhobo I read this comment with Vigo's voice. XD

[@JoseLay]

So Tribbles with claws and spines, still cute...!

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

Porcupines. That is how they carry their young.

[@Meowthix]

@@lrmackmcbride7498 I'm enjoying the thought of spiky tribbles tbh.

[@calvingreene90]

For the love of all things holy make these pathilogical battle apes our friends. They are great friends and terrible to their enemies. --- Leef.

[@WanitaLund]

Ok but this was a child - can you imagine what the adults are going to do once they find out ?

[@msm007]

The harvesters will soon be paid a visit by a squad of Human Marines.

[@seldonwright4345]

​@@msm007back up by tons of pizzed off women. It was after all ' just a mere girl' 😂

[@theengagedfew]

Mama and Daddy are gonna be SOOOO pissed!

[@benjamintherogue2421]

This is a pretty excellent sci-fi story, adorable fluffies aside. The detail of the tech as well as the procedure of boarding and scanning the station are very detailed. I think it should have probably required an entire squad to do this, but I think this story gets most things right. I hope this author decides to do more sci-fi stories.

[@kyleeames8229]

Cute story. Though I do hope that if and when our descendants do encounter other sapient beings, they are wise enough not to decide matters of diplomacy on the basis of “pretty privilege.” That said yes, the Fluffies were saved! Huzzah!

[@KopperNeoman]

While there are exceptions, it's not a bad idea to make first impressions based on looks. A good diet and decent personal grooming are indicative of desirable personality traits: whilst obesity or deliberately destroying your appearance indicate the opposite. For those aliens who look naturally hideous, they can take it up with God, I dunno.

[@blazermettro2059]

I hope we keep that mentally when we eventually reach this level of advancement. Though maybe we could do without the crazed factor.

[@M_MahdiBKH]

Needed a heart warming story like this in my day.

[@TheFlyingGreenMonkey]

I love these first contact stories were humans are protective monsters. Long shot but if anyone could recommend an actual book similar to this I'd appreciate it.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Don't get between a "Mama Bear" and her "children"!!! LOL!!! Great story; excellent narration!

[@nooneofimportance2110]

Oh PLEASE tell me there is more to this story😍. I want to hear more about the goings on in this universe.

[@Rooks37]

I want the picture of those fluffies used in the thumbnail, please?

[@quinnhasse9170]

FLUFFY IS MINE!!! Must protect and tear

[@Gilhelmi]

Until it is done.

[@TheGreyGhost873]

FOR THE FLUFFYS

[@fabianwood9457]

Hope there is more of this story

[@rheinbewachen1211]

No one shall hurt the little ones!

[@MidnightSmoke]

Awesome story Agro. Here is a like and comment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@enriquehirshfeltikov2395]

Had to listen again ... this one is so good.

[@TheShadyProtector]

A child butched a raiding party of Harvesters. As soon as the word gets back to Earth, there will no longer be a Harvester problem.

[@bufordg6231]

Bounty on harvesters. 5000 galactic credits for each confirmed kill.

[@queenbee8045]

Jess is a child judging from the speech patterns. The fluffiest don’t have to worry about the harvesters. Once these security logs get back to earth hunting season will open on the harvesters. You dared to attack younglings and one of ours no less. No you have lost your free trial of life.

[@nomohakon6257]

Thanks for the smile, both author and narrator.

[@jaystewart1420]

For the fluffies. For the algorithm.

[@hammerspace8866]

ah another nice story, thank you for narating

[@JeremyMarcum1]

Rip and tear until its done.

[@carwes5150]

wish a relaxing weekend take care

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Don't hurt the sentient that look like pets! An interesting companion to the Alien Abudctions story from a while back.

[@renaissancepress247]

Brilliant!

[@jameshall6071]

Man this story made me shed a few tears

[@SigynsHope]

So sweet 😊 nobody hurts the fluffies ❤

[@MrMaradok]

Had to rewind to catch the beginning

[@brianmeeks6494]

I've watched this hundreds of times and I keep watching it. Siri you do this story Justice

[@charleswidmore5458]

one of my favourites. For the Fluffies!

[@ashleyford8050]

Jess is correct, no one. hurts. the. fluffies.

[@kdmbigpig]

For the Fluffies !!

[@nicholasroach880]

This would be an awesome edition to the deathworlder universe.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@eliandervalderen5849]

A good story kind of reminds me of The Last Stand version of cute and cuddly

[@NathanBChampine]

Wait until they meet the adults and they find what the Harvesters did. They will never harvest anything again.

[@Chronofrost001]

Fantastic story, masterfully read as usual

[@robertosborn9910]

I'm thinking this is the same pipe swinging crab crashing Jess from the Ittle babybspace otter story.

[@tempestflare4339]

I think that actually is the same Jess just from a different point of view

[@robertosborn9910]

@tempestflare4339 Well yeah, but it is also a different incident, different aliens, on a ship vs on a planet.

[@tempestflare4339]

@@robertosborn9910 oh okay

[@dubuyajay9964]

Link?

[@siliciaveerah9327]

well she gets around!

[@Tempestan]

Rip and tear until it is done! Those poor Harvesters, they have no idea.....

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Amazing read.

[@rogergreenwood3409]

well read great story

[@Goddessa39Tia]

This was lovely!

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@tempestflare4339]

The author has confirmed that Jess is likely an adult human just that the alien species haven't had much contact with humans so the translation sounds more like a child speaking since she's speaking without a translator for the most part along with the fact that she's incredibly tired from fighting for so long that would make a person curt no matter what

[@meggammacisaacrylie7869]

In defense of all that is cute and fluffy!!!

[@EAZ36588]

I'm hoping the story continues.

[@richardorta8960]

That would be a heck of an action movie!

[@Gilhelmi]

For the Fluffies! For The Algorithm!

[@vampf5700]

Do not Touch the Fluffi babys

[@Obligate.Carnivore]

STAR TREK had them! Only called them TRIBBLES? LoL

[@darkestwilightt]

I have a Tribble lol

[@mouserr]

i expect Jess is a cat owner and thus immune, even at a young age, to friendly daggers and playful mauling ... mostly

[@IceFiction404]

Great Story !

[@devinosborn6157]

I enjoyed this story alot

[@grynnreaper6266]

God i love the stories where humans protect fluffy things

[@johnsanford3596]

Different fluffies, but I'm sure H. Beam. Piper would approve.

[@kurenwirsun2478]

This story kind of reminds me of Xiu Chang from the Xiu Chang saga

[@ryanraymond6282]

Good story, good reading.

[@peekakuchu6878]

Fuffies too adorable! FOR THE ALGORITHM

[@CUBETechie]

I would love to see this cute pictures 😮😊

[@TS-bj8my]

A good story and great narration!