Alien Students Learn Why Earth is called a Deathworld | Best HFY Stories

[@LeonTroutskiunplugged]

Thanks!

[@StarboundHFY]

thank you!

[@kingsly3690]

I wonder if you can give someone 10 trillion Venezuelan dollars

[@whitefox3189]

Cities aren't necessarity completely safe. Cities can have a vast number of dogs and larger rodents, like racoon, or venomous snakes and spiders. While uncommon, bears have been known to wander into towns.

[@daerdevvyl4314]

whitefox3189 Raccoons aren’t rodents. They’re carnivorans. To be clear, I’m not saying that they’re carnivores, as raccoons are actually omnivores. They’re members of the order Carnivora. Carnivora and Rodentia are two different orders of the class Mammalia.

[@pienvader4596]

Zvv​@@StarboundHFYvcc❤is🎉and

[@wesleyward5901]

Ngl humans being so horny over the alien dragon girls that they scared the entire species is probably the most realistic thing I've seen in a HFY story so far.

[@Scrabbles-dq2mn]

XD True

[@loganshaw4527]

They were to horny for us to resist not hiting on them or falling in love/lust.

[@twilink5810]

The end

[@guardbrosfielddesk]

lmao

[@theseus1362]

I mean... would

[@SOULITDUDE]

Can't date space lizard, Can't respawn our lizards... Humankind can't have shit in the galaxy 😂

[@towelbasket]

They can’t stop us, they are too scared to go too deep, just do it in a government facility underground. What they don’t know won’t hurt them. (yet)

[@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap]

Galaxy must be Detroit. Can't have sht in Detroit.

[@Jkirk3279]

This is why we can’t have nice things.

[@stephenpickering8063]

We're been told we can restore the dinosaurs but when has been told "no" stopped us before? ;)

[@Redsauceconsumer]

I now know why furrys exist so they can date the lizards in disguise 😮

[@insertcreativenamehere9977]

"Humans are banned from bringing back the giant lizards" dang, it didnt even take them five seconds to know the first thing we would do with revival tech is remake jurassic park

[@mvpdjg4965]

Ik it is absolute bs I think we would still bring back the giant lizards

[@wesleyward5901]

Well they never said anything about sabertooths or mammoths.

[@colemiller2149]

I like the idea of humans terrifying aliens and then just... T-rex, or really any choice of big strong dinosaur

[@loganshaw4527]

Lol wait till we find our long lost dragon Brothers and sisters.

[@thejestor9378]

@@wesleyward5901or cave hyenas and terror birds. Cave Hyenas being brought back to continue with the form of domestication that the neanderthals were accidentally practicing with them would bring nice way to get some new megafauna pets.

[@aungbhonekyaw3136]

"Half the landing party has left the mission and has yet to return" Damn who let the bards out

[@towelbasket]

FUCK NO! The DnD bards have escaped! Now there are dragon human hybrids! It’s a problem, yes. But not one I want to fix particularly quickly.

[@BlueGOfficial]

who let the bards out!? who who who who who!?

[@dm_katy2263]

@@BlueGOfficial WHO LET THE BARDS OUT!! WHO WHO WHO WHO?!

[@heroastra8928]

Somebody’s been rigging the dice to constantly roll 20s XD

[@cycleboy8028]

@@towelbasket Sorcerers with "dragon blood" and psionics... it happens...

[@bradwolf07]

Revival tech... exist Humanity: I'm gonna have me a pet pack of Tyrannosaurus Rexes and Velociraptors Aliens: NO! Humanity: Party Poopers

[@davidweihe6052]

Wouldn’t that mean two packs? One of Tyrannosaurs and one of velociraptors. Maybe even one of Utahraptors.

[@bradwolf07]

@@davidweihe6052 Not necessarily, if we could successfully combined the two. But chances are you are right, and they would have to be separated. Still, I know some would be TEMPTED to try to mix them

[@powerofanime1]

One Human in particular: "I am a stegosaurus! Literally!" Aliens: Oh dear.

[@StormsandSaugeye]

Revival Tech: Exists. Some random human (IDK probably Elon or something) "Time to make dinosaur waifus"

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Arent irl velociraptor skeletons like the size of Chickens? Imagine domesticated velociraptor.

[@Deathnotefan97]

“The humans are banned from bringing back the giant lizards” That just makes us want to do it more

[@whiterabbit75]

Who wouldnm't want their own pet velociraptor? They're only the size of a turkey, after all.

[@Nitro1000]

You know we sent spies to capture that technology so they couldn't stop us

[@jsnake_]

Technically dinosaurs aren't lizards lol

[@Nitro1000]

@@jsnake_ but saur means lizard

[@jsnake_]

@@Nitro1000 it was named back in the 1800s

[@johngavin3180]

Aliens: "Earth is a death world." Humans: "Yall playing on easy mode!"

[@RaNdOm_HoMaN4-Lemonbunny09]

So true, so so so very true 😅

[@samuelkral414]

They're literally in peaceful mode

[@jeremylemings]

Alien: We removed all dangerous creatures from our planet so we can safely evolve and be our best. Human: That's nice. We keep dangerous creatures alive so they can remove the stupid/weak of us allowing the rest to evolve without fear of them polluting the gene pool. We call it 'Winning a Darwin Award'.

[@tonyv8925]

roger that...like the morons that snorted live fire ants and died horribly from toxic ant bites...bingo! They won the Darwin Award! smh

[@shadowdragon7701]

HELL YEAH

[@kenblazewargame4707]

To be frank, the fact that's not seen has an actual reason till now us just funny

[@jeremylemings]

@@baronvonslambert Yes, but their are still the 'hey, watch this' and 'hold my beer' types that get got cause of their own stupidity. Hence the Darwin Awards.

[@m123tank]

@@baronvonslambert The Grizzly bears of the gold rush era want a word with you for that one

[@StormsandSaugeye]

"We are alien Dragon ladies!" Humans: (Ace Ventura voice) *RE-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEAAAALLLYYYY*

[@guardbrosfielddesk]

lmao

[@texmex8220]

Bruce Almighty B_E_A_UTIFUL

[@pilotnicholas1422]

Goodness I’d pay a lot to see THAT crossover.

[@aaronbutler8061]

😂

[@thelonelongma5603]

Smash.

[@nihalad_3854]

"Aww comeon just one tyrannosaurus!" - Some human probably

[@strandofeternity]

I’m making a T-Rex and nobody can stop me!!!

[@Embersofthedark]

Maybe...bring back just a giant cat like modify a house cat but make it large and make it keep it's house cat nature GIANT PILLOW CAT

[@whiterabbit75]

@@Embersofthedark A catbus from My Neighbor Totoro.

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

@@Embersofthedark just not the orange cats. I’ve seen the videos.

[@Tank1711]

@@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken no it MUST be a orange cat, two brain cells that're competing for 3rd place

[@daryldandridge9818]

Me: We have death sports?😮 Teacher: 'explains list of sports' Me: Oh, we do have death sports😂

[@thejestor9378]

We have more than that too.. blood sports for human martial art competitions where drawing of blood is common and death blows can occur.

[@lego_minifig]

I mean we do chase cheese wheels down hills tumbling over each other and run from bulls we set loose in the streets

[@whiterabbit75]

I thought for sure that she'd mention stock car racing.

[@funny_joke_goes_here4406]

@@thejestor9378and most racing can technically also be considered a blood sport due to the surprisingly regular deaths, especially when compared to other sports. I’m not picking favourites and starting an argument by specifying a type of racing here.

[@thejestor9378]

@@whiterabbit75 She kinda did, she mentioned racing in general.

[@thejestor9378]

Man, they didn’t even tell them about how not only did we keep the poisonous plants, but we even eat some of them and bred others to produce more of it cause we found the flavor and pain they produce to be appealing.

[@tzimiscelord8483]

That isn't even the half of it, caffeine, nicotine, both are made to protect the plant from bugs, Well it didn't protect the plant from us but it caused us to desire the propagation of the plants so we could continue to abuse said substances

[@LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw]

Capsaicin anyone?

[@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium]

Caffeine, garlic, onions, and using poisonous plants in medicine.

[@Tank1711]

didn't even get into snakes, lizards, frogs etc that're venomous too

[@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium]

@@Tank1711 don't forget the prey animals that will evict your soul from your body like the moosiah or the bundy horse.

[@StarboundHFY]

What do you think of Larissa, our new narrator?

[@offthewall9589]

Amazing work! Voice is very much clear and concise

[@LindaHovey-f3n]

Awesome narration by Larissa!! She's great!! Love her voice!!

[@pauloneill9880]

Should have said "she brightened my deathworld ". 😃

[@pradiptapravakardaspritam4555]

Such a beautiful voice! it was so lively & lovely.😊

[@paulrider758]

@@offthewall9589

[@chuckles9702]

Student: When you say they are friendly, do you mean? Miss Kamiki: Anything that moves... *wistfully* several times a day.

[@natemeier2908]

Random human female: "It gets old after a while, Miss Kamiki. They stop cooking dinner and taking out the trash if you don't put a few conditions on your receptivity to their... attention."

[@ryang256]

Rimiki: Humans also enjoy consuming controlled amounts of toxic beverages at many social gatherings and celebrations. Though there have been many instances of humans dying from consuming these beverages to excess. Student: Wait... you mean humans... drink toxins?? FOR FUN?!?! Rimiki: Yes.

[@JelaniJames]

huck* haa haaaay u want...huck* some GRAPE juice it's uhhh 40 years old huck

[@izzyj.1079]

That's not all. They've also been known to eat a form of fruit, called the pepper, which has evolved a chemical compound specifically designed to cause a burning sensation when eaten. They've even selectively bred them to produce even more of the chemical...because they enjoy its....flavor.

[@Raz.C]

Wait until they find out that all plant life on earth is deadly poisonous to any life form that didn't evolve a means to safely neutralise the specific toxin of that specific plant.

[@TheDraykwing]

Controlled amounts? Since when

[@whosagreekgod4135]

I'm jealous... The dragon has her own human. That should have been me!!! 😂😂😂

[@richardhall6034]

Until you meet the mother of dragons 🐉 ♥

[@c7iC]

"not him, it should have been me"

[@LecherousLizard]

"It's unfair!"

[@dragenfire68]

​@@richardhall6034shes about to be a mother.

[@SlimShady-tc5mb]

Aliens: "Why do you love these deadly animals on earth?" Humans: "Well back in the year 2000 there's these incredible guys called Steve Irwin & David Attenborough....."

[@towelbasket]

(Old slightly raspy ultra british accent)And here we see, a slowth. Crawling, slowly across its branch to reach the grownd.

[@spaghettiboi33]

@@towelbasketwe all read that in his voice

[@davidweihe6052]

Plus, there was Siegfried and Roy.

[@kayohwai]

Cue "except for Toads" monologue.

[@aaronbutler8061]

@@towelbasketI can hear it! 😂

[@themandalorian400]

I honestly couldn't stop laughing at the "They were banned from bring back the giant lizards immeditly" as we all know that was done as soon as we learned the Yorpil could have revival tech and started to draw up plans for Jurassic Park

[@harutokazuki1868]

Bu-but ¡GIANT SPACE JURASICK PARK! come on dude, please.

[@Theflowingcurrent]

We’d still make em, maybe raptors so they can be contained easily

[@cb3391]

Yep

[@peterpeterson4800]

Contained easily? Raptors are clever girls.

[@peterpeterson4800]

Our scientistst were so preoccupied with wether they could, they didn't stop to ask themselves if they should

[@ChaffyExpert]

This didn't even mention the poison dart frogs, venomous spiders snakes scorpions, bees and wasps... The big scary predators aren't even the worst things..

[@rylantheoascout5525]

Not to mention a polar bear, which will HUNT HUMANS!

[@TazKidNoah]

see, i think bugs & amphibians are normal for these Aliens.

[@StrangeUncle01]

The humble Mosquito. Deadliest animal on earth, as far as humans go anyway.

[@Allantitan]

@@rylantheoascout5525and the only advice people give for when confronted by one when alone is accept your fate and pray for your soul

[@ChaffyExpert]

@@StrangeUncle01 it would be worse for aliens, humans have some immunity from diseases from earth, aliens getting any disease like malaria would wipe them out like the native Americans were wiped out by smallpox.

[@Nanorobotic]

I am so freaking happy that the word "Pizzaz" made it all the way through first contact and scientific scrutiny to be remembered as one of the reasons humanity appears to be insane. I keep waiting for her to say "this is a place the humans call 'Australia,' it is the one place they truly fear. Except for the ones who live there." I also love the idea that cryptids survived all that time, didn't get found until aliens came along and are part of the reason they are feared, but still the first rule is "No you cannot bring back the dinosaurs."

[@Zekual513]

When I heard we couldn’t bring back dinosaurs I literally hit my desk and yelled “damnit”

[@majorasmask5523]

Prime example of human mentality right there. You’re proving them right, dude!

[@Zekual513]

And you wouldn’t want to pet something named “tyrant lizard king”?

[@jeremiah6916]

Same

[@helljumper2565]

I’m cloning dinosaurs, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

[@tipeon]

I'm not worried, Nature will find a way ....

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

Sport where you die: spelunking, deep diving, jump with a parachute... Fiorentini: *i laugh in calcio fiorentino*

[@TheMadsWeaponEngineer]

what will hapen when alien will realise that krav maga , Penka silat , Muai thai , and other martial art oriented towarded only killing ( Systema also ) existe

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

@@TheMadsWeaponEngineer yea, us humans really like the thrill for a fight at last standing.

[@thegeneralscall]

Let's not forget bullfighting or even the 'running of the bull'. And skateboarding. "Here, take this tiny board with no strap connections to it and basically zero suspension and go off this ramp."

[@ionixknight]

Don't forget the: try to live as long as you can in Australia.

[@thegeneralscall]

@@ionixknight oh, aliens would look at Australia and ask 'why has this place not be quarantined or simply nuked?'

[@harutokazuki1868]

I mean, with stories of big, cute, dragón girls, no wonder why Earth became so militarized, all those soldier boys dreaming about getting their own space dragon wife and to flex humanity... Ngl i would enlist for both reasons.

[@guardbrosfielddesk]

Human military pysop grows

[@Raz.C]

I was conscripted, so I never voluntarily enlisted. But I absolutely would enlist if interplanetary conquest/ space-sex was in the cards!!

[@cinnamonsugarcourtney6073]

omg a draconic alien race. Sounds cute~! We love dragons, a dragon teacher would really do well for human students.

[@bandwagonbuzzard1617]

And student-teacher relationship scandals.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

​@@bandwagonbuzzard1617and depending on the in universe setting, it could be forbidden for species's to "mingle". So not only student-teacher, but it could also probably be interspecies scandals

[@Lumberjack_king]

​@@thelordofthelostbraincellsI mean they did mention that humans are not allowed to seduce other races

[@johnathanedwards9054]

Hot for Teacher, anyone

[@Ruskaga]

Wait until she starts describing Australia, where EVERYTHING is trying to kill you 😂

[@TheInsomniaddict]

"Earth has six seasons: Spring, summer, fall, winter, tsunami, and spider season."

[@AfroDragon]

Ah yes one my favourite pve zones.

[@JinLin-s8g]

​@@AfroDragonlmao

[@inalatumarianna5510]

I thought the place just has too many scary things? Not saying that there are no creatures there that may kill humans.

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

No, that's a stereotype. In most places, they've succeeded in making it so that only MOST things are trying to kill you. Except for the Northern Territories. It's a plain fact of life in that state.

[@lucas70767]

Humans: *Vibing* Aliens:😱

[@towelbasket]

I wonder what they would think of masochist? (too lazy to spellcheck, sorry.)

[@tureytayno3154]

So, that's why she knows so much about humans. She is living with one.

[@heroslippy6666]

Oh shes doing more than just living 😏

[@Allantitan]

@@heroslippy6666giggity

[@MadaraUchihamizukage]

The AI Picture of the Animals is really funny. The Raccon-Dog Hybrid labeled as Grizzly. LoL.

[@loganshaw4527]

The scariness of the legendary cocaine mama black bear.

[@Gigan0x]

Also be aware of the Gryzzy Rimki

[@whiterabbit75]

Not to mention the horror of the headless elk on the left. Seriously, it looked like a T-1000 elk that had been shot in the head.

[@towelbasket]

@@whiterabbit75that thing gave me nightmares.

[@hariman7727]

It makes the vid better to listen to than watch, because the teacher being described as an anthropomorphic dragon but the images having random other aliens is REALLY offputting.

[@alt5494]

Like dinosaurs are the only terrifying species to bringback. We had 300lb battlewolfs(Epicyon) in North America. Perfect companions for exploring the galaxy.

[@Qaianna]

'We let them bring back something they called a "biggish wolf". They published the results, and three planets surrendered before their scientists had left the room.'

[@alt5494]

@@Qaianna Would be entertaining average wolf weight is around 80lb. Average Epicyon Heydeni samples are three times that. Almost a meter at the shoulder & 2.5 meters long is massive.

[@hariman7727]

@@alt5494 Wolves laid siege to cities during especially fallow winters, and sometimes armies had to stop fighting each other to keep the wolves from taking the dead and wounded. Technically, we haven't wiped out all the predators, but there's some areas we've cleared of certain predators because it's not safe with them around.

[@LecherousLizard]

Lacking ways to bring them back to life, we've made our own, like Great Danes, Mastiffs and such.

[@Zeelian]

@@hariman7727 Usually we wipe out predators 'cause we don't want to share the prey animals with them.

[@satakrionkryptomortis]

imagine the classroom learns what happen when you touch the boats..

[@thehiddeneye9271]

DO NOT TOUCH THE HUMAN DREADNAUGHTS OR BATTLE CRUISERS!!! they have been known to and I quote "drop a second sun" on offenders

[@Allantitan]

@@thehiddeneye9271if your lucky it’s only a second sun

[@AlexanderofMiletus]

Your home world’s average temperature will go up by 5000 degrees

[@vagrantfiction768]

Who touched my boat?!

[@OrDuneStudios]

The British Empire don't touch my butt.American empire don't touch my butts

[@bigbear4120]

As anyone that has been on the net for more than a year or two can attest to, there's humans out there that can and will try to mate with any and all things. Especially if they're humanoid, too many people see Captain Kirk as a role model instead of a cautionary tale about interspecies relationships.

[@bbryan1973]

That reminded me of the news story of a Florida man (of course) being arrested for sexually molesting an alligator.

[@Braven36]

Remember, our ancestors did, in fact, mate with humanoid on this planet.

[@tzimiscelord8483]

He is a role model and I see no issue with this, As long as the other species can properly comprehend the implications and fully consent with the entire shit show, it's moral

[@whiterabbit75]

Consenting adults, man.

[@richardhall6034]

C k is the man going where no man has gone before

[@AndyCaley]

Loving the natural voice and correct pronunciation. Much better than Ai. She needs to stay at all costs. Do your best to keep her. Well done Hun. Making a difference. (Hun is a endearing comment where I come from. Might be a little old school but me is me) I call my Mrs Hun all the time - unless she is trying to hit me with a frying pan 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you gotta have a laugh or what's the point in getting up every morning... 💪❤️

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

"...grinned fangidly..." has got to be the most fanfic thing I've ever seen 😂

[@tamarlindsay8382]

"toothsome" ...😂

[@drechslayer2]

I would not lie. I wish I was in this class and being the only human.I would have been in the corner laughing my ass off from their remarks in the beginning

[@JohnJBrowne11209]

A human narrator is so much better than an AI program

[@zmatlik117]

The moment Skinwalkers were mentioned I immediately remembered Wendigo from Dusk. Wondering why that panting sound behind you gets closer? Don't trust your eyes then. Goddamn, that part even made my skin crawl, not gonna lie

[@LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw]

I know this is fiction but the thought of a wendigo or a skinwalker being real is absolutely terrifying. Add if real, absolute number one on my list to drive that creature to Extinction.

[@towelbasket]

@@LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iwnumber two would probably be the dipshits from horror movies who have no clue what their brain is for.

[@hariman7727]

@@LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw Hahaha... don't look up the Wartime Stories channel and the Tales from the Smoke Pit series on that channel, especially not in concert with words like "Aufhocker" or "Skinwalker"...

[@argentcosmonautmobile5672]

That part of DUSK was fantasticly made.

[@CuteNekoHibiki]

And she said that most of them were extinct. ... You can thank Sam, and Dean, Winchester for that.

[@elilibby6822]

Of course it was a Honey Badger. Honey Badgers take what they want.

[@majorasmask5523]

That comment is a prime example of human mentality, and why these animals considered dangerous to aliens.

[@kingmfcarter5237]

Honey Badger Don't Care Honey Badger don't give a fuck

[@hariman7727]

Actually, Honey Badgers are more likely to avoid fights, and many encounters with larger predators actually kill Honey Badgers, especially if they get cornered in a burrow.

[@tiaan8551]

Tbh if the US Air Force lost a war against a group of honey badgers, i wouldn't blame them

[@sbevil_kinevil2898]

​@hariman7727 I've seen badgers go toe to toe with bears and come out on top or at least not die. Those fuckers are visious

[@UnGatoBienCurioso]

And she olny talked about the big ones, the students will be terrified when she tell them about the bugs, mushrooms, plants and our illnesses XD

[@TheInsomniaddict]

"They have these things called killer bees. Don't worry, they won't kill you unless you get stung by more than one of them. They live in hives of thousands."

[@catrianheir]

Man imagine we meet up with aliens and they confirm that horrifying things like skin walkers are just chilling under our noses

[@Effluvial_Grime]

Ah skin walkers; I joke with friends all the time about them since I live pretty close to wilderness. But every now and then I hear the screams of children coming from the woods; hopefully I'm just going nuts because most other alternatives would be horrible.

[@carsonofson2347]

Is it weird that i actually believe that Wendigos exist, as well as skinwalkers?

[@Effluvial_Grime]

@@carsonofson2347 Nah, live in any small area that hasn't been turned into a city yet and it becomes easy to see why people used to largely believe in things like that. Especially because once in a while something comes along that isn't easily explainable.

[@BelegornHK]

@@carsonofson2347 here in Perú, the places close to the jungle we heard really fucking weird stuff at night, a lot of storys about "goblins" or "small demons" roaming around trying to kill you, or if you are so bloody DUMB to try to find the sounds at night...so yeah Wendigos could really exist or even worse stuff in different places all around the world.

[@dragenfire68]

Even more horrifiying when they learn we co exist with them.

[@frazonedracaoo6981]

Everyone talking about the aliens denying us dinasours, when I'm betting the teacher was going to say that they ARE bringing back Dragons.

[@m.t-thoughts8919]

Enemy to the Confideration? Admiral: See those planets that are incredible important to them? Gunner: Yes, sir Admiral: I dont wanna see them anymore

[@LecherousLizard]

"The enemy is in that quadrant of space, sergeant." "Removing that quadrant of space, sir."

[@GalaxyTGW]

@@LecherousLizard temper temper!

[@TheSpacePyro]

Well I just see that as a “proportional” response

[@ernestzamora2500]

All kidding aside, DAMN GOOD STORY! It was very engaging to me. Must admit right now, I'm a 63 year old Army 🪖 vet who knows that danger lurks everywhere. To quote Vision from Avengers: Age of Ultron, " A thing isn't beautiful because it last". Thank you for the story.

[@paveluchitel]

Should be a follow up video when they realize that insects and venomous creatures and herbivores are often more dangerous than large predators. Should mention shrike birds, harpoon snails, and wasps. That cattle kill more humans than predators do.

[@ScottKenny1978]

That the first and second most dangerous animals on the continent with lions, leopards, and cheetahs are both obligate herbivores... (Hippos and Cape Buffalo)

[@TheSpacePyro]

You know what they say about Cape buffalo if it goes down and stays down you’re good but if you shoot it and it keeps running assume you failed to kill it

[@TheDraykwing]

​@@TheSpacePyrothey're called widowmakers for a reason

[@TheSpacePyro]

@@TheDraykwing that nickname is all you need to know about how dangerous the Cape buffalo is

[@majorasmask5523]

I’ve never watched one these before, and it’s so damn good. Normally, these stories feature aliens as the feared species. Not only is this the opposite, but some of them are _genuinely terrified_ of us banging them into extinction! I hope to God we get more of these, and you have a brand new subscriber!

[@awareqwx]

That's kind of the beauty of the HFY genre. You look around for a moment and you see a beautiful, life-giving cradle for our species to thrive in. Then you look a little bit closer and realize that there's a reason our bodies have an immune system strong enough to kill us, have the ability to stabilize and heal from almost anything that isn't instantly fatal, still have a fight-or-flight response baked into our subconscious, and have an "off" switch for our empathy that immediately removes our cares for any creature we don't recognize as a person. For how habitable Earth can be, it's kind of a rough place to live.

[@Charlie94781]

Humans coexist with diverse predators including wolves and tigers which they domesticated as pets known as “cats” and “dogs”

[@Matt_781]

Telepathically torturing a student for being disruptive is pretty messed up. Is there space HR you report telepathic aliens to?

[@gamerboiiiiiii]

How are you the only one to have said this?

[@Matt_781]

@@gamerboiiiiiii idk alien torture i normalized in scifi maybe?

[@guardbrosfielddesk]

Naughty students get the brain brrt

[@zachialadams9279]

I mean it's probably only about as bad as a prolonged startle reaction. Largely unpleasant and disquieting, but probably harmless.

[@Matt_781]

@@zachialadams9279 Judging by how the student was begging for mercy, I disagree. That school better have a policy against mind-facking students or they're looking at an intergalactic lawsuit.

[@paulbooth3953]

Excellent narration voice! I practically jumped when Miss Rimiki slammed her hand down. I can sense her embarrassment when addressing the Karlaek kid bringing up the "ssseducing too many Zum Rah women.". I have to wonder if she was among the missing Zum Rah? More please.

[@darthvengeful4948]

The ending does make me think that is a hint to it.

[@banatibor83]

Listen to the end to find out ;)

[@paulbooth3953]

@@banatibor83 I did. That was just my foreshadowing. Hyuck.

[@hariman7727]

It was a class of adults, I think.

[@HunterDrone]

of course our penchant for monster girls, slimes, scalies, and furries would make for bizarre relations with aliens.

[@holycow666]

These imperial measurements that all earthlings supposedly use just hurt my brain

[@boomkruncher325zzshred5]

The teacher used the alien and imperial measurement the first time, then used the imperial measurements only after that. Probably to force her students to get used to “how the Earthlings do things”. A really subtle touch, give just enough information to understand and let the students figure it out afterwards. It was a classroom about Earth, after all 😅

[@jakubw.2779]

​@@boomkruncher325zzshred5 he meant imperial instead of metric which literally are used by entire humanity, even by US when they need to be extremely precise

[@Gaara1019]

​@jakubw.2779 it was a sarcastic remark...who is the most notable country that uses imperial measurements... who also happens to have the world's 1st,2nd, and 4th largest air force and top two largest navies...js...

[@bethanysmith5856]

Honestly, the part where they confirmed that there's at least 1 skin walker that's real is horrifying.

[@Nyx_Eos]

Well of course! Dave is a chill lad, a bit prone to attacking when tired or agitated, but otherwise nice to be around! Just uh...don't mention him to Janelle. She still hasn't forgiven him for what happened to Alexander

[@distressedbagofbeans]

17:35 You gotta watch out for those “Grizzy Rimki“, they are dangerous as all hell

[@theenderdestruction2362]

That is what im wondering, the fucking ai failed hard there

[@inalatumarianna5510]

This suddenly got me thinking on how aliens would react to Earth animals by "Casual Geographic". Amused, but also became deeply afraid.

[@Crowbars357]

13:06 Reminds me of If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device (RIP) “hey Kitten, want to go swim in the promethium pools?” [A very volatile fossil fuel] “No” “Fine, be that way”

[@aethyr4006]

Am I a bad Human to think "Wait are the wolves ok from eating alien meat?"

[@guardbrosfielddesk]

lol

[@lickagoat]

"round hips" certainly gives me some images in my mind.

[@guardbrosfielddesk]

🤨

[@stalinsoulz7872]

​@@guardbrosfielddeskif lusty argonian maid was a species. We would clapped it down till they issued panic for species survival because of too many interspecies breeding and reproducing, on alarming rate

[@angrycapsicum6027]

16:30 ahh yes, the infamous Earth predator "grizzly rimki"

[@noahoakley339]

Yeah bro, you don't know? The grizzly rimki is terrifying

[@sbevil_kinevil2898]

​@@noahoakley339 lost my uncle to one of them

[@DoctorZuki]

Love that cryptids were added into this

[@casually_lurking]

This is one of the better ones of these; the voice over especially is appreciable. I can see so many of these; a united humanity wouldn't outgrow our tendancies if we knew better, and I don't think we're entirely that bright.

[@dicerson9976]

Wow, She does an incredible sss accent. The best i've ever heard actually, it sounds almost natural. Like genuinely believable unlike typical ones

[@martind2218]

An amazing voice actor.

[@Atou_Mahogany]

This was neat, seeing a story expanding on other stories I have seen. Wish there was a Playlist that put them together. Lets see... The stories in this setting so far are: Aliens Thought Humans Were Weak... Until They Felt Earth's Gravity | Best HFY Stories Aliens Thought Humans Were "Weak"… Until They Joined Our Army | Best HFY Stories Alien Students Learn Why Earth is called a Deathworld | Best HFY Stories Are there any ones I have missed?

[@rev.jonathanwint6038]

Aliens find out mythical skin walkers existed on Earth. Wonder if anything else was real. Really pale human just smiles hiding his fangs. 😂

[@TheSpacePyro]

My question is the flatwoods monster an actual alien in this universe because there is a lot of cryptids that are aliens

[@bbryan1973]

Great narrator! Good story too, none of that “the tension was palpable” nonsense.

[@GavinWeaver-b6o]

"You are not built like Humans" that's right you ain't built like us, we better edit: "even scaring humans" analog horror showing up

[@yuyaplays9311]

I love this channel. The fact that all of you are actual people that are reading and narrating these stories is wonderful. And so far this particular universe is pretty interesting. I don't know if it has been covered yet or not in a previous video but I would love to see the story of first contact with the humans and the war they won for the rest of the galaxy.

[@MountainMan-bz9lk]

21:21 he got mauled by a honey badger 😂what was he 60lbs?

[@johnnivek9653]

Bro even lions don't mess with honey badgers. Crack heads of the wild.

[@griffca4814]

I know ai pictures are looked down on but dont stop. The grizzly bears are amazing

[@saitama_thecapedbaldy3489]

And the *Grimm rimm's* Don't forget about them too!

[@CuteNekoHibiki]

saitama_thecapedbaldy3489 If the Grimm get to be too much of a problem, you can just sick Ruby Rose on them.^_^

[@AlexanderofMiletus]

My fellow humans, we choose to go to the Zum Rah’s home world and do those other things, NOT because they are easy, but because we are hard!

[@Z-plus12312]

No space ban or law is gonna stop me from riding a dinosaur. It's either the triceratops or a an Ankylosaurus

[@Mu91c14n]

Ah yes, good old natural selection. Mother Nature weeding out the weak from the strong. That’s how we get the best humans, …mostly. Some are just alive because of cheap dumb luck.

[@loganshaw4527]

Luck can be seen as a skill.

[@Theflowingcurrent]

@@loganshaw4527well I guess so

[@ryanrios4328]

Mother nature considers weak anything that can't survive. It is not only brute force, but intelligence and adaptation.

[@KaiHouston-m6j]

Luck...IS a super power!

[@Hakar17]

​@@ryanrios4328Intelligence and adaptation is a part of strength..

[@merlinathrawes746]

Somebody needs to leak stories and pictures of dragons, both Eastern and Western, to her class.

[@brianjohnson3795]

Looks like a Bard got himself a Dragon 🐉.

[@noggyplays2822]

1:37 in and I'm already being called out for my life of anything dragon related...

[@guardbrosfielddesk]

I know your sins.

[@Godofchaosdragons]

Guilty as well…

[@vayssythprivat]

Same

[@sirsnufflepuffson1647]

This was a good one so much so that i hope it continues with a second video and whoever the lady is doing the voices, great work. I loved your voices it really made the story that much more enjoyable. Thank you for the hard work.

[@swamjji]

Uploaded in the middle of the night for me. Why am i still awake

[@TheRealToast0]

idk

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

Waitz are you Asian? I am in Spain and it's 9 pm now.

[@kyleosmondneri2969]

​@@El.fish.the.chocolateI thought this was youtube American server?

[@Theflowingcurrent]

@@kyleosmondneri2969There is servers for where the videos are sent to people in the region so that you aren’t in India getting video service from Canada, we still watch the same videos and are in the same comment section

[@twilink5810]

Go to bed !!

[@Victor-056]

10:50 I just imagined during the first meeting with the Orrgur, a Human Delagate sliding into frame and saying "Hmmm, Johnny is, _Interested."_

[@Mexican00b]

"The Lusty argonian Teacher" - Skyrim

[@garynumber22]

The "Grzzy Rimki" at 16:40 looks like an SCP.

[@skokob]

I like how at the end you find out the teacher is taking extra hands on lessons with human

[@itsyaboiroy5268]

17:36 its amazing what AI can do with generated images these days. you just gotta love the GRIZZY RIMKI.

[@abucket14]

Cant have hot alien dragon wife, cant have giant lizard pets, cant have (Censored by the Confederation) in detroit...

[@yesakzaid7109]

This is well narrated!! it’s my favorite so far

[@TheRomanSkull]

If I can’t date a lizard, or bring back Jurassic Park, I’m rebelling

[@pencilduster2938]

at 26:29 why is that alien teacher with a human? did they do the deed?

[@danhammond8406]

Of course. Who wouldn't

[@LecherousLizard]

The deed? Probably several times a day.

[@MountainMan-bz9lk]

Thank you for that thought

[@carsonofson2347]

God Bless Humanities Libido

[@TheNaldiin]

I mean, she mentions how her species now has a no social contact rule with humans rule after the first group got very thoroughly courted. Maybe she's one of the reasons that rule exists.

[@LindaHovey-f3n]

Awesome story!! Love the narration by Larissa!!

[@electrocresent]

Starbound HFY This is the best person you've had read yet. Incredibly skilled at changing voice tones, pitch and speech frequency to separate different characters. Miss if you are indeed a voice reader of books what books have you done so that I might go see about buying and getting into audio books?

[@fredmaxwell9619]

Loved this video. I loved when Miss Rimiki entered her hab unit and waiting there was her male human as she sways her little space dragon hips. I also loved the voice of the female Jynn and Mirak.

[@scarecrow3105]

So no one gonna talk about the ending of the video!? Like it’s clear what was going on there! And the way the story said she moved made it extremely clear!

[@RoachDoggJr-v9b]

17:14 yes the grizzy rimki a true wonder of earth

[@FlavoMagus]

Dear Aliens, please don’t mistake Fahrenheit as the best system of measuring temperature on earth. We have much better systems as Celsius or Kelvin.

[@boomkruncher325zzshred5]

Don’t confuse them further 😂 They might see the different measurement systems as yet ANOTHER reason we fought amongst each other so much 🤣

[@TroaBarton]

Don’t listen to him we measure our temperature in cheeseburger and it is far superior.

[@boomkruncher325zzshred5]

@@TroaBarton **Checks the thermometer** “Hmm, still raw. Needs more cook time.” 😂

[@Mike-bf2be]

Silence European American dominance in space wooo!

[@nachbarsbaum8622]

​​@@Mike-bf2be shut up! Nasa is Metric; the entire freedom System is derived from Metric by now; only fahrenheit has some reason to exist, because it is designed to picture the human perception! ... That, uh, was more aggressive than planned... Sorry about that!

[@pessimist_incarnate]

"Which as we all know, is a shattered hunk of rock thanks to the humans." Yeah, that's what you get for laying your hands on the space dragon women, HAK TUAH

[@banf7425]

The ai generated animals with the incorrect names underneath just killed me ⚰️ I could not stop looking at them and laughing ❤

[@exonymousprime]

I love listening to Ms. Rimiki teaching and speaking about humans. I know I've heard more than one video of her, but having trouble finding others. If anyone knows of them or finds them, could you please link it as a reply to this comment, thanks in advance 🙂

[@davidwoodard4113]

Finally you give us a story that doesn't sound like an AI wrote it. I liked this one.

[@LecherousLizard]

Almost none of those stories are written by AI, just amateur writers at the HFY subreddit.

[@BrianFlyingPenguin]

4:28 That should probably have been 'divisive'.

[@gk5891]

No giant lizards? Well since T-Rex and Utah Raptor are not lizards...

[@Bad_company1339]

I'm impressed with how the readers can do several voices and keep track of each one.

[@tufelhunden5795]

Cute ending. Good story.

[@berchanleejarlido174]

Man i hope theres a part 2 of this,its very fun to hear this stories while picturing out in my mind