A HFY Story : Three Strikes & Hidden Potential | 2138 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@donaldscholand4617
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
2nd story- We was hunkered down in the hollow earth with our best buddies, Godzilla, Kong, Mothra and the rest. They're all real eager to meet you!
@ravenouself4181
@ravenouself4181 10 ай бұрын
I would genuenly feel bad for the Xenosif that was Shin Godzilla or Godzilla Earth. They wouldn't even have a chance to surrender unconditionally.
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 Жыл бұрын
2nd Story: Poor tourists, students, and scientists. The Styrans f-cked around and everyone else was going to find out. Hopefully the Federation either properly punished the Styrans or are willing to help humanity get revenge. Otherwise ...
@danieljensen794
@danieljensen794 Жыл бұрын
Second story...........Ouch. Pour visitors.
@xxXXRAPXXxx
@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын
And thus the Imperium of Man has been birthed onto the galaxy.
@Rekhan4242
@Rekhan4242 Жыл бұрын
​@xxXXRAPXXxx Praise the Omnissiah
@StarForgers
@StarForgers Жыл бұрын
Into a glass? For who? 😮
@paulqueripel3493
@paulqueripel3493 Жыл бұрын
Strike 1 doesnt work. Beat them, confine them and they just get annoyed and vow revenge. Happened enough in human history that we'd know better.
@johncochran8497
@johncochran8497 Жыл бұрын
Or to quote Machiavelli: Never do an enemy a small injury. For it must be noted, that men must either be caressed or else annihilated; they will revenge themselves for small injuries, but cannot do so for great ones; the injury therefore that we do to a man must be such that we need not fear his vengeance.
@Achonas
@Achonas Жыл бұрын
@@johncochran8497 well, if you're confining a well developed space faring civilization to their cradle world, I doubt it could support the population of all the colonies. and remember, at this point its total war. Trimming the population so much is definitely a big injury
@ThatFadedAsian
@ThatFadedAsian Жыл бұрын
I mean it worked with Japan. It only took 2 nukes though.
@nicholashernandez4611
@nicholashernandez4611 Жыл бұрын
On a galactic scale, it’s like a toddler hitting an adult with a big stick and then that toddler being sent to their room without the stick or anything for entertainment outside the folly that was such an attack. Doesn’t seem like humanity of the future would just send them to their cradle world and not try to still be friendly. We like friends. We protect our friends with our very lives. We will cleanse the galaxy of those who harm our friends, even when it would bring us to the brink of extinction. Be our friends. Being our enemies just costs too much.
@_Admin_01.
@_Admin_01. Жыл бұрын
A slight hint of music is an interesting addition!
@jukkiivi4282
@jukkiivi4282 Жыл бұрын
Story 2: The First Rule about Humanity: Leave Them Alone! They thrive on chaos and warfare. The Most Important Rule about Humanity: If you break the First Rule, make sure No Humans Are Left Alive! For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! In Rememberance of the Beard!
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@noname-dq9uf
@noname-dq9uf Жыл бұрын
Few thing about humanity. We may be greedy, we may be lazy, hell we may be lustful creatures but never underestimate the pride of a human, who are willing to do everything to never wnd up on the losers table.
@Wastelandman7000
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
And understand, we don't forgive if sufficiently provoked. The Styran pushed us too far into our corner. Now we're coming out swinging and the universe will never be the same
@kennethmana3103
@kennethmana3103 Жыл бұрын
Is there a continuation on story 2?
@losthero0
@losthero0 Жыл бұрын
2:15 stop right there, I want to know more
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
oh i so hope for more from the first author as i loved the story and want more from the same universe it would be interesting to hear more from the second as well thanks for the narration
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully enough information gets out that the next visitor just leaves messages of being a different species from the invaders and wanting peace. Leaving a comunication satellite that sends out two messages one of peace to the humans and one declaring this human space and jealously defended; which is also a message of peace.
@3PercentNeanderthal
@3PercentNeanderthal Жыл бұрын
The best HFY channel on the intertubes.
@CaptainShield
@CaptainShield Жыл бұрын
Second story.. If humans were waiting and listening, then they know that these aliens are peaceful.
@gamervox1707
@gamervox1707 Жыл бұрын
Extreme xenophobia toke over most likely.
@imjang2430
@imjang2430 10 ай бұрын
Rage and revenge makes us blink i'm afraid
@carminedesanto6746
@carminedesanto6746 Жыл бұрын
Ouch ..in both stories 😮
@Killertomatoes13
@Killertomatoes13 Жыл бұрын
I love your channel soo much!❤
@Jesusprayerwarriorbw
@Jesusprayerwarriorbw Жыл бұрын
Excellent stories
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: We will beat you, and beat you, and then destroy you. Story 2: The post-Nuclear Human Monster shall rise
@dietricranck3173
@dietricranck3173 Жыл бұрын
To the xenos, our nuclear fire is death. To us, it is a forge of wrath, heating our very souls and shaping them into terrible blades of apocalyptic doom. Our wrath burns hot enough to scar our own flesh, what shall it do to the bones of our enemies?
@robinchwan
@robinchwan Жыл бұрын
" strike three, YEEEEEERRRRRROUT "
@barelyasurvivor1257
@barelyasurvivor1257 Жыл бұрын
Another great reading
@LegendStormcrow
@LegendStormcrow Жыл бұрын
I could see the first story's Step 1 backfiring so harshly 😅
@RyanFieldHuzzah
@RyanFieldHuzzah Жыл бұрын
To be fair, the front firing to trigger strike 1 is pretty bad to start with.
@ssu7653
@ssu7653 Жыл бұрын
1st step is like serving time at home with family and friends. If that seems to harsh, i can only assume your for total anarchy (no sentence) or death penalty (no chance to repeat offence)
@LegendStormcrow
@LegendStormcrow Жыл бұрын
Leaving things where a person could take offence at Step 1 will inevitably backfire. Granted, I'm also the type who would have Step 3 be death penalty.
@Uzzgub
@Uzzgub Жыл бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@JoaoSoares-rs6ec
@JoaoSoares-rs6ec Жыл бұрын
the humans hidden in numerous tunnels and bunkers, entire fortresses hidden underground, slowly gatered recovered planed, prepared, for the time that they would not just regrain their home and bring vengance to those responsible, the galaxy will tremble in fear.
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 2 ай бұрын
Just because we have rules against using them, dosen't mean we don't HAVE them.
@Christopherswill
@Christopherswill Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the dono , it is very much appreciated :)
@Wastelandman7000
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
For the Narrator! For the Authors!, For the Algorithm!
@michaelklim8277
@michaelklim8277 Жыл бұрын
Revenge on a museum? Why? They studied the language ao they must have known.
@Kualinar
@Kualinar 5 ай бұрын
Story 1. Don't attempt to destroy us nor our friends or allies, or, after the two warnings, you'll no longer exist.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
the last story.. can just imagen while that small light was all the tourist/students ? group where seeing , the local research and assets coordination center where scrambling as probes and other stations around the planet where screaming alarms of software subversion and physical entrance points all around the planet where opening into its depths along with some major ones from wich fully operational ships started to rise towards the burnt skies , to the hymn of ground to orbital hardware that been raised up hammering anything in low or medium orbital range with excessive overkill saturation of munitions.
@Indo6627
@Indo6627 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget war music some how blaring through space.... maybe "Ride of The Valkyries"?
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 Жыл бұрын
keeper going
@terrykroening1379
@terrykroening1379 8 ай бұрын
More of story no. 2
@Ibian666
@Ibian666 Жыл бұрын
Pedants note: Fission, not fusion. At least in the real world.
@Strutinan
@Strutinan Жыл бұрын
*Physicist's Note:* The energy potential of FUSION makes FISSION look like a car battery. If we manage to figure out how to fuse the H^2 in deuterium at a low enough cost (and my money is STILL on an artificial-capilary system), then we could make runaway reactor "nukes" that could EASILY scorch the entire planet barren (plus, generating a shit ton of helium, lol). A side bonus is that regular deuterium reactors would have enough long-term power output to EASILY run an entire underground civilization for centuries. So, in my opinion, the author's use of "Fusion reactors" was likely intentional, and this was meant to be a "near future" invasion...say 2040.
@Ibian666
@Ibian666 Жыл бұрын
@@Strutinan And, we don't have fusion bombs. We have fission bombs.
@ShiroNekoDen
@ShiroNekoDen Жыл бұрын
technically we already can produce nuclear fusion though it's very rudimentary atm
@Ibian666
@Ibian666 Жыл бұрын
@@ShiroNekoDen So, we do not have fusion bombs. Why are people going on about it?
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Жыл бұрын
​@@Ibian666I think you missed the entire point of the first Reply. We don't have Fusion bombs _right now._ That doesn't mean we won't have them _in the near future._ Not to mention, it wouldn't be hard to jiry-rig a Fusion _Reactor_ to become a Fusion _bomb._
@djhonoregaming7963
@djhonoregaming7963 Жыл бұрын
What if the second story wasn't Earth, but Krieg?
@chongzhenximoe9834
@chongzhenximoe9834 Жыл бұрын
Story 1 call in trigger
@anuraagramesh6534
@anuraagramesh6534 Жыл бұрын
Can anyone help me find the video where he was talking about how the olympian gods were talking about the humans and how they have surpassed them and ares dies?
@stevemiller8032
@stevemiller8032 8 ай бұрын
100k 🎉
@davidhenderson3400
@davidhenderson3400 11 ай бұрын
Story number 2 talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong.
@florianrecktenwald548
@florianrecktenwald548 Жыл бұрын
For ur uprise !
@chrisweiss6363
@chrisweiss6363 Жыл бұрын
Hey everybody
@MyrdinAnnoth
@MyrdinAnnoth Жыл бұрын
Second story: Sadly they took their first revenge on a group of civies that had absolutely no relation to the war.
@allenw794
@allenw794 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that 3 strikes thing the 1% line from the 1st contact story?
@GR3YD3ATH
@GR3YD3ATH 9 ай бұрын
🛸🛸🛸
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын
neat
@ChaosLierLen
@ChaosLierLen Жыл бұрын
Just The Cutest indeed!
@MinnesotaCouchpotato
@MinnesotaCouchpotato Жыл бұрын
In the first story, does anyone else know what the 3 factions are that were eradicated by the Terrans were references to? I think the first one was the bugs from Ender's game and the second one was the Drej from Titan A.E. I'm not sure about the third faction.
@samboyd1828
@samboyd1828 Жыл бұрын
the aliens from the Simpsons, they kept trying to eat Maggie
@dekade420
@dekade420 5 ай бұрын
Heh... frogged
@aakla
@aakla Жыл бұрын
Poor tourists
@green1400
@green1400 Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
5th, 5 June 2023
@Sum-kj8jo
@Sum-kj8jo Жыл бұрын
Who here think agro is kinda like max head room
@TheJeikou
@TheJeikou Жыл бұрын
Comment
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@snake57
@snake57 Жыл бұрын
First
@stevenswenson7041
@stevenswenson7041 Жыл бұрын
2nd
@Uzzgub
@Uzzgub Жыл бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@strategygalactic
@strategygalactic Жыл бұрын
First!
@lyrigageforge3259
@lyrigageforge3259 Жыл бұрын
That biblical beginning was too silly, did not work.
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky Жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't like story 2. I guess humans are animals that will strike out at anything that is close after being hurt.
@lukkaredwolf3534
@lukkaredwolf3534 Жыл бұрын
"There is room in this grave for you, too." "From hells heart I stab at the. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee." "Avenge me, Never cease." "Just take out one more. Just one more." "Hello. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "I hope you choke on me." I mean, we all know that the universe is malevolent and hates you. Why else would it have sent aliens to kill all of the doggos and purr-boys. It deserves nothing less than vengeance for the atrocities is has committed against us.
@The-Do-It-All-Badger
@The-Do-It-All-Badger Жыл бұрын
@@lukkaredwolf3534 it would be nice to think that humanity's first action would not be lashing out and murdering a bunch of schoolchildren but eh, fuck'em I guess, right?
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Жыл бұрын
​@@lukkaredwolf3534Right. Because attacking and murdering _school children_ and races that _pitied_ humanity for what happened is totally how you respond, right? Because that response _totally_ won't result in the Skyran being considered in the Right and the Federation just cracking the planet before the humans can leave.
@reduande
@reduande Жыл бұрын
​@@The-Do-It-All-Badgersadly, can believe we would kill children on school trip... under pretext of revenge. Probably humans went full xenocidal after glassing own planet.
@Wolfgang-Schnaufer
@Wolfgang-Schnaufer 11 ай бұрын
Sorry, the first story makes no sense at all.
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
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