A Hitman Tried to KILL me on 2b2t

A meeting on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft takes an unexpected turn...
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[@leikeize4781]

Alternate title: Trying to get inducted into a cult while someone tries to kill me

[@zapkagerrit6951]

more likely: poor false flag setup to get a catchy thumbnail

[@user-vw4xq5lw5l]

This is minecraft culthunt

[@PillsNotHere]

Something Dream would do

[@scarletteuphoria]

every time i reload you get more likes wtf

[@manuelviudez7364]

Fit Manhunt.

[@reshiee69]

"Sorry for you killing, it was personal beef" Imagine if someone used that in like a court case

[@Monosekist]

So basically the 2b2t version of a long standing feud.

[@three4448]

“Sorry i killed 62 school children, 8 teachers, and one janitor, it was personal beef with the school”

[@cookiechi2555]

no no, its "Oh I Sowey fo kiwing you" kills professionaly.

[@MattTheViper]

oof that would be awesome tho

[@cookiechi2555]

Matthew Alex: That'd be funny as hell

[@water_melanie]

*The Government:* "Work from home." *Hitmen:*

[@anthonypritchard2798]

this comment is too underrated

[@stardast4576]

Anthony Pritchard yes

[@helloworld5219]

Copied

[@erikeriks]

You're the reason jokes get old

[@cooltellow2739]

Nice

[@NotAriieFluffie]

"Dont let your guard down" He joined a cult named Guardsmen ironic

[@tonytheking6737]

He could guard overs but couldn't guard himself.

[@AnagramGinger]

*immediately let’s his guard down*

[@Atomic_Radiation]

about craftsman lol

[@crimsonkyro730]

Xtale chara is disappointed

[@womp47]

not a cult but ok

[@Wizardnil]

This is what happens when hitmen are forced to “work from home”

[@TheShizzlemop]

this a good one

[@houraisanproductions5879]

this is gold

[@duckwithabow6968]

lmaoooo

[@Wizardnil]

TheShizzlemop thanks man

[@Wizardnil]

Houraisan Productions thanks 😂

[@ch_oke]

"Good morning Agent 47, Your target is FitMC"

[@rusty9x196]

Welcome to minecraft 47

[@Username-1939t9]

agent 47: shit

[@justsomerandompolarbearfan5841]

Proud to take this comment to 500 likes

Not really

[@pridekasper1236]

objective: survive

[@yuhaino]

He lasted for 8 seconds without saying “the oldest anarchy server”

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho9276]

Yeah

[@arttukettunen5757]

On last week's video he didn't even mention 2b2t

[@Hectechgaming]

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@rubikfan1]

Wow indeed. I never tought i whould see the day

[@Pupqet]

How is it possible for someone to say something so unfunny??

[@sharksuperiority9736]

Hitmen, Terrorism, Political Feuds, and all out wars 2b2t is a crazy place

[@corvusdominus9835]

Sounds like earth

[@Parsafari]

*sounds like real life*

[@corvusdominus9835]

@@Parsafari 2b2t is an accurate look at how humanity would devolve if they had no laws.

[@Parsafari]

@@corvusdominus9835 humanity is still like this even with "rules" lmao

[@corvusdominus9835]

@@Parsafari true, humanity completely shit the bed the second they received sentience and free will.

[@mr.potatto2039]

When he say "minecraft hitman" i just can imagine a guy just like the hitman (bald and very serious) playing minecraft

[@menoszero9279]

Fit himself

[@Skulldude69420]

But in the real world he’s a greasy haired middle aged man leaning on his disgusting computer desk with a wrist bracelet on and a pile of pizza boxes behind his broken computer chair.

[@Novawarp809]

Skull With a fedora

[@wellhelodeer2680]

I imagine someone who looks like Eric Cartman

[@hakaseh958]

With a really deep voice

[@goldsomeone]

"I was killed in the crossfire of 2b2t politics." sounds like real life politics

[@Gokuh.]

Hi bill cypher

[@NuclearRaven13]

@@Gokuh. Ummm he's gold, bill is some where else lol, maybe you got confused?

[@notblanx791]

“Polictics”

[@donutpog1613]

@@notblanx791 no its politics

[@donutpog1613]

@@notblanx791 are u stupid?

[@sophiaxiong7869]

Everyone be talking bout the hitman but can we appreciate how happy Fit sounded when he saw his city rebuilt.

[@RIFLQ]

Or how sad he was when his house was destroyed again?

[@ellie_bells4988]

Oof

[@houraisanproductions5879]

@@RIFLQ big oof

[@deaaronfox5]

@@W4ythe future client, costs $20

[@W4ythe]

@@deaaronfox5 thx buddy

[@isxlte3096]

He nevers forget to tell us its the OLDEST ANARCHY server

[@ArpaZha]

Because it is

[@chrysos]

He should had told that to us. Big Mistake :D

[@Michijoy]

On minecraft

[@georgeross7770]

He did the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

[@eric688]

I love how every time he tells his 2b2t stories it sounds like a war story until he adds in the usernames. Same thing when he did the day 2b2t almost died.

[@Goldrusher-ee3jo]

Tales of war, deception, and revenge, and then you hear "georgebush420"

[@flybid301]

BUT THEN HIS ALT, “GEORGEBUSH420,”

[@A-Minorrrrrrr]

GeOrGeBuSh420

[@A-Minorrrrrrr]

KpOpBoB

[@doorknob5223]

"...little did he know, that *De3zNutz69* was planning to grief *G4rfei1dsC00chy's* base for the first time in 5 years, *'Ligma Land'* , and the events leading up to it are legendary..."

[@Turtle_Pong]

"A dead body, you hate to see it" - FitMC Soo much foreshadowing it's incredible

[@cultspina]

for a second after reading this i thought you were some time traveller trying to warn us of something

[@glidersuzuki5572]

Do you think this is fake? First of all this 2b2t so it might happen. But at the same time it seems a bit hard to believe

[@reece2213]

Glider Suzuki 100% fake

[@uncannybook581]

@@reece2213 i think theres a chance its real, but I agree

[@eX1st4132]

@@reece2213 i dunno man, ive binged a lot of 2b2t content in a short time, so i know a lot of the epic gamer moments in the servers history (dramatised, its Fit, why would it be mundane) and this doesn't seem too unlikely, especially because 2b2t politics is fucked

[@fatyoshi4853]

Well, its more attention then most of us have ever gotten Edit: point proven

[@crispy-k]

You just have to use the right bait ;)

[@debbiebernhardt5406]

That attack was definitely a staged one, but his appearance obviously was unanticipated.

[@knightpact]

Why did u have to do me dirty like that

[@shoutxv]

wow what a truly disgustingly sad comment

[@noauthor4814]

God damn!

[@vlatkomacici7528]

When a minecraft server's history is more fun than the world's history, then it becomes cool

[@Soniccairo]

No shit lol its a video game

[@kknzogarcia]

Nah world history cooler

[@vlatkomacici7528]

@@kknzogarcia shsuh gogy

[@mohitc4289]

These are the kind of kids who score centum in history

[@vlatkomacici7528]

@@mohitc4289 shush gogy

[@xxxxxx-fl1rj]

Due to the fact that the hitman contacted you personally and explained himself the way he did, it's safe to say that you were more of a "cherry on top" kind of glory kill and not necessarily the main target. Considering the level of infamy you have and that so many people on 2b2t want to take your scalp, it's no surprise that you were killed, too.

[@PengyDraws]

tbh I'd be pumped if I got to kill FitMC on his home ground server lol

[@wellinthatcase7474]

To be fair he would have still been killed anyway even if they were not trying too considering he had no items whatsoever

[@Nugcon]

take his scalp indeed

[@xxxxxx-fl1rj]

@@wellinthatcase7474 That's neither here nor there. The point I'm trying to say is that it wouldn't have mattered if Fit was armed or not. They would've tried to take him out for clout, successful or otherwise. They were there for The Guardsman, sure, but taking Fit as well was too good to pass up.

[@muchotexto4248]

Maybe he scripted it you know.

[@stew5451]

“Digital Hitman” sounds like a normal occurrence on 2b2t I mean there is a crafting table cult, a melon religion barratone, there own hierarchy, fighting style, major groups dedicated to destroying huts or mass basses, war against trees etc

[@window4799]

Honestly I’m wondering if Fit faked this. It’s seems a bit too convenient for a video. Just saying.

[@krneki0074]

i highly doubt it, he really didnt have any reason to fake it. This video would get about the same amount of views if it went as planned. No real motive for faking it.

[@serbianslav5494]

Don't forget fanatics who take the game too seriously.

[@astra2366]

Baritone is literally nothing, its a bot that moves you from place to place.

[@lukematthews2209]

All that's left is for a modder to make a doomsday tnt that deletes the server.

[@galladesamurai2380]

0:45 POV: you are Julius caesar and you are confronted by a bunch of your fellow senators with knifes

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Technically Julius was a consul, but this is a little funny anyway

[@owenwills134]

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 no he was a diactor

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@owenwills134 For how long, though?

[@kets4443]

Both Dictator and Consul

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@kets4443 Yes.

[@vichumpbrey5921]

Plot twist: *Fit hired the hitman to assasinate the members and he planned on getting killed aswell so he won't be suspected*

[@johnnystock7294]

Yeah sounds way sus

[@kimguir3557]

Yessss for content lol

[@adamjones8434]

XxRedstone43 rally.

[@TheAbysmalEye]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@superfellaofficial]

Why though?

[@MaddyBlu9724]

"A hitman tried to kill me!" Lol, why say he "tried"? It sure seems like he succeeded.

[@cobalt8829]

Madison Sido well he did technically try... and succeed.

[@goaty7766]

No, you are not laughing out loud.

[@jayblake3240]

Cobalt He had no stuff though he didn’t lose anything

[@Rosemaker_]

a successful assassination in 2b2t would be a bedtrap causing the player to quit for a long time

[@Arcond]

@@goaty7766 that may be true but it's just things people say on the internet deal with it *L O L*

[@PolyanaGM]

only 8 seconds to say "on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" xD

[@volcanproductionsincvlog3135]

Ayyy I love ur vids man

[@volcanproductionsincvlog3135]

I'm not Portuguese but i use auto subtitles

[@Thiprey]

nunca pensei q te veria aqui

[@zarpela]

@@Thiprey poise

[@Yonlero]

Josero, você por aqui? Você fez parte da minha infância, É bom ver você ainda ativo.

[@AG-vj1ho]

“It’s an open group meant to bring out the honourable side of players” Gets set up to be assassinated during his induction

[@franciscobravo5748]

Nah most def not, as one of the others got bed trapped so yeah butr that could have been set up as well as there base was greifed (attackers) and so forth

[@RazorGodGuy]

Moment when Fit was informed and in turn informed us that it was because of the attacker's personal beef with the Guardsmen e.e

[@aprilf00lz32]

Why would they go through all this trouble just to kill fit, though? they could've just killed him at the beginning of the ceromony, when he took off his armor

[@insertname7891]

I can't wait for the new video: "A Hitman from 2b2t tried to kill me IRL!"

[@Dunger974]

It’s nothing personal

[@cir3875]

@@Dunger974 kid (coldsteel)

[@sonicmastersword8080]

That would not be good...

[@ParadoxicalHobbyist]

No. No no no no NO! That would be too far! Don't kill over a game. Only kill IN the game. Otherwise, Hausemaster would have to delete the server for real world events involving it.

[@buurman2635]

CipherPlays 13 it was a joke stupid

[@eddie9394]

"I'm in a good company right now, Aureus seems pretty protective at the moment, I should be alright..." Famous last words.

[@daniellin9027]

Its pronounced Aureus

[@thelightknight_9116]

Daniel Lin it’s pronounced orious but spelt Aureus

[@thefunny6057]

Pokemon

[@koishifumo2060]

im 669th likes

[@kuuphone3193]

It's almost like he knew or something....

[@dartex7961]

Fit: gets assasinated Hitman: "its nothing Personal kid"

[@inx1819]

basically lmao

[@kenjiroumiyamoto1432]

-"But I must go all-out, just this once"

[@Probablyabox]

nothin personnell ked

[@jotarokujo5849]

Nothing personal Fit

[@MPHJackson7]

*teleports behind you* "psssh, nothing personnel, kid"

[@PostMortar]

"The oldest anarchy hitman in Minecraft."

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Lol

[@ShihammeDarc]

Fit last year in December: "This is the last time I will see Aureus in person. I don't plan to come back here." Also Fit: Returns and gets assassinated in Aureus City by a 2b2t Hitman.

[@iClone101]

Every time he visits Aureus, he says it's his last time.

[@LSSTyranus]

​@@iClone101 He just can't stop himself, Aureus keeps luring him back one way or another.

[@RyansColoradoRailProductions]

Then he gets crystaled the sh*t out of lol

[@user7421]

Fit: **finds dead body and shows it** me: **Logan Paul flashbacks**

[@commanderboreal1343]

“We just found a dead body in the oldest anarchy server of minecraft!”

[@dreae4531]

atleast Fit didn’t laugh at it, and it wasn’t even a real humans life

[@kentam6891]

My brother was actually one of the guys that collects the body near the Aokigahara Forrest. It’s a beautiful place thus so many people killing themselves thus lots of other people killing themselves. Usually there are local people organizing the retrieval of the body but sometimes the firefighters do the job.

[@user7421]

@@kentam6891 amazing

[@CaveyMoth]

The oldest dead body in Minecraft. It's getting smelly.

[@triangulator01]

Honestly, considering everything that's happened on this server, I'm not even surprised

[@NathanielArias]

Triangulator nice profile picture

[@gamer6vlogs]

same

[@spongman7635]

new f ag time

[@fabio5286]

im more surprised by the giant nomad house, than the video itself

[@4evanp]

The Hitman goes by “UncoChad.” They’re known for their end crystal pvp skills, I came across them once. Didn’t end well for me. I think they quit 2b2t now, because their last upload on KZbin was some sort of goodbye video thing? I dunno. Just thought people would wanna know.

[@Clover-lx8mh]

Cool

[@user-mz6zn1od9h]

Oh cool. thanks for sharing

[@Hottactioncop]

That's exactly what they'd want you to think

[@cryptic9235]

@@Hottactioncop larp

[@diablotry5154]

Skills? There's no skill there, just hacks lol

[@tarpulin8179]

Imagine getting killed by a hitman -this post was made by the "scared ass people that stays in their base so they won't die" group

[@karwahgan7631]

Imagine thinking staying at your base will keep you safe -This post was made by 2b2t hacker gang

[@Snowfire9210]

Imagine playing multiplayer -This post was made by the single player gang

[@FrAstro]

@@Snowfire9210 Imagine playing a video game - This post was made by the Windows desktop gang

[@A-Minorrrrrrr]

Imagine playing video games - This post was made by boomer gang

[@nunsense9489]

imagine breathing -dead gang

[@MicrochiProduction]

Laughs in corejourney

[@prismoth]

Oh that server. I keep dying and at this point I might as well be permabanned

[@alex21091]

Alternative title: Adult men hired to kill people in a virtual game server

[@_shadow_1]

It is not much more real than our simulation jk

[@cardboardethymith3893]

blocky kids game

[@talentlesscommentermdxxvii9419]

@@_shadow_1 hey stop breaking the forth wall.

[@letsdothis1543]

@@talentlesscommentermdxxvii9419 He's gonna crash the simulation 😔

[@cyberfaunix6920]

Why Do I feel like The Gaurdsmen Planned this? Or at least someone in the group. Idk I'm just kinda sceptical-

[@novaly07]

Sus

[@Frisher1]

"So who do you want me to kill?" "FitMC" "Okay, location and who is that." "Well..." "Well?" "I want you to kill him in minecraft" "Really?" "Yeah in a server called 2b2t, I'll give you all you need" "No need, *it's my favorite server* "

[@veryoriginalname2515]

Underrated

[@heinrichvonschnitzel8600]

Xxx_H1tm3n_47_xxX joined the game.

[@flp322]

No need, it's the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft*

[@jomama7210]

Frisher Gisher how would he know 2b2t and not fit

[@clintonanderson7436]

@@jomama7210 it's possible he could just play Minecraft and not watch Minecraft youTubers

[@Bobicici]

Minecraft Hitman: "Haha I killed FitMC, gottem!" FitMC: "Im about to monetize this man's whole career"

[@Top-Code]

KZbin: not so fast *demonetizes*

[@goaty7766]

So cringe

[@thebush6379]

@@goaty7766 im cringing at the word cringe now

[@johnlikesmemes8200]

Lol

[@EumosVideos]

The hitman wanted to kill the guards, not Fit.

[@Khan-dg2fe]

FitMC:goes into a meeting. Hitman: Im gonna do a pro gamer move

[@vexic2642]

now thats a funny comment

[@agrizzlybearwithinternet6090]

Imagine starting to grief the homeland with a group and suddenly *popbob* joins the server

[@wishes2393]

The fact that he was avenging the spawn masons just shows how people really did start taking it far too seriously.

[@mkmasterthreesixfive]

when you think about it, you spend a lot of time and effort in such things. For things to just be arbitrarily destroyed because lawl, things can get heated.

[@sludgegamingyt5061]

You make a good point

[@eurovisioncyan9550]

The fact that you are taking it far too seriously start taking Minecraft assassins far too seriously

[@youraverageuser7039]

w2gMk Then dont play on a anarchy server

[@jonathanpilcher337]

Well like the other guy said when you put lots of time and effort into a game and a specific group in the game only to be screwed over and have everything you've worked on destroyed bc some dude can't take the group he created sticking around and not doing exactly what he wants it to be doing it can get "heated" bc you get annoyed by that and want to get a bit of revenge

[@weetopeetop]

The hitman: Sorry I killed you, didn’t mean it Title: **A hItMaN TrIEd tO kILl Me!**

[@templar-yu5ve]

Tried and did are very different

[@catwithshades7577]

Clickbaity af. I guess he's run out of ideas to milk the server.

[@atomseis5474]

@@catwithshades7577 bruh

[@santialterman3066]

@@catwithshades7577 bruh

[@Aki-ug2ky]

Its true tho

[@Nocthmyst]

Next on 2b2t, the oldest minecraft anarchy server: I almost got abducted and sold off as a slave

[@sfdgcvysetdrfyhg9283]

Already happened m8

[@federalcasemaker]

Slaves already exist in 2b2t

[@chrisdawson1776]

Oh you sweet summer child

[@ovencake523]

I think the obsidian spawn wall was made from slaves breaking duped echests to supply that much obsidian.

[@ВиталяКекс-ц6е]

Those were just bots tho, it’s more like automatisation. What about the real human slaves iN THE OLDEST- I’m sorry.

[@williamstiles7822]

4:13 I think I see the hitman!! When he turns you can see someone standing under him

[@st4t253]

Yes

[@nexatsio8086]

ooooh yeaaa

[@fluxfn7087]

Where?

[@kidcat3000]

flux FN when he turns away from the building and is facing some coal blocks and a floating obsidian. Straight down from the obsidian in the hole you see someone with dia armor.

[@williamstiles7822]

@@kidcat3000 thank you for explaining that lol

[@grantbruno6763]

Fit: This attack on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you! MY RESOLVE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER!

[@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial]

Grant Bruno *senators clapping*

[@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial]

“So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous Applause” edit: sorry I dont remember the full scene

[@lunaticbyte]

FitMC, the anime protagonist

[@steezysteeve96]

@@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial sorry to nag, padme says democracy not liberty

[@DementedDuskull]

I imagine that conversation going like "I need a hit on Fit"

[@jackbelmont4389]

*assassin hidden in the dark* ill need my pay up front......and ill need grade omega explosives

[@januzairamli4426]

Fit, I'm stuck in a washing machine!

[@munastronaut8147]

"I also need 64 end crystals"

[@jackbelmont4389]

@@munastronaut8147 and a getaway donkey

[@bubbles8871]

"I was killed by a digital hitman." The just gave me an idea. I personally can't code, but what if someone made a literal hitman bot that pathfinds to players and kills them? Yet again, that would be an easy way to find bases too. So easy that it probably would've been done by now if it were possible.

[@_uh._.no_]

Ever heard of a plugin called "Terminator"? It fits the description except it doesn't find bases.

[@lucas29476]

See Dream's video against Terminator. This is the exact idea. Dream and George try to beat the enderdragon with a literal hitman chasing them nonstop.

[@AgentNyo]

You mean Baritone?

[@DashBolt]

*Dream has entered the chat*

[@skinwalker69420]

An army of Baritone bots set up as hitmen?

[@DJ_RH]

No Comment...

[@gamemations5066]

If this was a story, the worldbuilding is spectacular!

[@renewalacumen1770]

Honestly if it was a DnD game, the imitation would be: People here are criminals that have been trapped in a exile world. So everybody, righteous or not, are guilty of a crime.

[@notcosby5650]

World destroying* lol

[@zaroko8105]

So basically australia

[@L0calFishMan]

Azorok_KL that killed me lol

[@davidnascimento2791]

The history on the server are awesome , but when i think that it is just a group of kids and basement guys playing doesnt sound so awesome :v

[@kenriyu01]

If it wasnt for fits amazing way of storytelling that is

[@PillsNotHere]

And their usernames *GeorgeBush420*

[@mee091000]

They aren't kids. Kids don't have thousands of dollars to spend on items and servers in Minecraft

[@JohannesSkolaude]

@@mee091000 yeah it`s also not an anarchy server , more a money generator and bubble for neonazis

[@kracktive1470]

@@mee091000 mom credit's card?

[@gigismethyd]

Is it really a FitMC video If he doesn’t say “the oldest anarchy server in minecraft” in the first 15 seconds?

[@aidankelley9399]

gigismethyd no

[@jade_1524]

gigismethyd Why no, no it wouldn’t be.

[@THG_thehumangod]

gigismethyd yes!

[@Ye___89]

Thehumangod no

[@ali_new_world]

@@Ye___89 Y E S

[@christianray7739]

"I've got no combat gear" The dimond sword: 🥺

[@mrsnake9642]

a diamond sword in 2b2t is like a diamond hoe on vanilla

[@christianray7739]

@@mrsnake9642 fr

[@CommanderA]

Yes

[@xthax9718]

@@christianray7739 yeah coz they have duped tons of totems of undying and always use crystals which deal like a hundred damage

[@jacksonmc58]

Aww sad diamond sword 😢

[@Jo-ew7lw]

9:01 that is the craziest sentence i’ll ever hear in minecraft

[@JermStone]

Killed over politics... in an anarchy server no less... wait I mean... "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"

[@SmashCrafter321]

Me: Were you killed? Fit: Sadly yes... *grabs items from e-chest* But I lived!

[@cindyjin4644]

This is from ice age 3 isn’t it

[@dalebarrow5014]

Cindy Jin hMm

"A Hitman tried to kill me" ... *watches video* ... No. A hitman tried to kill the guardsmen and you were caught in the crossfire.

[@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10]

He was pretty much a guardsmen when they got attacked, and fit is a VERY hunted player, and someone had beef with the guardsmen, which fit was just about to join.

Senpai Kawaii Desu No. He baited us by making us think he was the only target of the hitman, but he clearly admitted the hitman was only after the guardsmen. He has a pattern of lying and exagerating stories for views to be honest.

[@iverjosjq8540]

@ Oh geez someone lying and exaggerating shit on the internet for a video, almost like that makes it more entertaining, especially since this shit ain't no documentary or whatever but rather just a KZbin video about a retarded server.

[@9.5.9.5]

@ I mean it's minecraft. You pretty much have to exagerate this stuff to make it interesting.

@@iverjosjq8540 It's dishonest and gives the wrong message to his audience. It makes it look like it's okay to lie to make stories interesting. I'm against it regardless of what he meant by it, because children are impressionnable easily.

[@fork8411]

I love how he’s just eating enchanted gaps as if they were just bread

[@carnotoarushypoendocrin2922]

Well that's because they are

[@thedictationofallah]

They are duped so much that they are pretty much worthless now

[@Chevi_]

Damn, my predictions were correct. i guess unoriginal and copied comments truly do get the most likes.

[@ethanking640]

I feel like he does it on purpose now hahaha

[@ashercandelora497]

Thanks

[@eralp5280]

Dislike.

[@garabahn9265]

He is improving

[@oatmeal0]

Someone says this every single video, dislike.

[@daniellin9027]

To be honest, I thought this was clickbait. Then I realized Fit doesn’t use clickbait.

[@joshuaweisoly446]

Chardog true

[@boogieheads]

Chardog Everyone hates fit, trust It’s not fake

[@boogieheads]

He exaggerates everything

[@nichl474]

Fit uses a lot of biased narrative to make other people join the server tho

[@ignealacerta4629]

Fit lies all the time lmao

[@alexbutlevics8671]

“The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed”

[@bonkers4226]

Prequel memes are the best memes

[@Jesus_3232]

I love how it says "Tried" but then in the first seconds he says "I got killed"

[@austenc4520]

How fitting that I'm watching this while its thundering outside.

[@daniellin9027]

Same lol

[@dantelawrence4676]

Yeah, very FITting.

[@ethannn_9965]

Bruh, same

[@gabeharris926]

Ssssaaaaaammmmmeeeee

[@acek2016]

Danté Lawrence begone lol

[@saldan3985]

You know those "Learn how to make money online" course. Well I'm guessing they teach you how to be *MINECRAFT HITMAN*

[@dogzrule1551]

yep probably

[@Nugcon]

This episode of 2b2t history is sponsored by skillshare

[@ВиталяКекс-ц6е]

Nugcon over tens of thousands of classes including rigging meetings with explosives, setting up traps using captured enemies, and strategically assassinating officers before attacking their headquarters

[@lubelover3000]

**what I'm about to tell you is ridiculous** **ZOOMS INTO CHARACTERS EMOTIONLESS DEAD FACE**

[@RIFLQ]

*MiNEcRaFT HiTMaN*

[@kkTeaz]

*IT ALL STARTED 7 DAYS AGO*

[@lubelover3000]

*RANDOM MINECRAFT USERNAMES INTENSIFY*

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

How much foreshadowing do you want in your dialogue? FitMC: Yes

[@mrnubbones8626]

Yes

[@nonnaput1074]

Yes

[@dasherman9638]

You're here too

[@Pastamist]

@@dasherman9638 you get used to it.

[@kyokokirigiri9010]

I'm still investigating on how you are everywhere in the KZbin comments

[@JonasTisell]

This must be scripted

[@personperson6022]

The recipe to a FitMC intro is (weird event that happened) “On the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft” and then “are you really surprised that this happened on the worlds oldest Minecraft anarchy server?” (Optional)

[@jakefarmer]

It's almost like he knew 6:10

[@peterholmes2364]

He definitely did

[@eagerinspirit]

knew what?

[@ironspider4263]

“A hitman tried to kill me on” CLICK

[@camsov8408]

And then you read word 2B2T

[@melo7572]

1:22 "Watch as I walk into my own digital death..." *falls*

[@finnops]

I can imagine the headlines “Could your child be killed in minecraft? Here's how to keep them safe." Love your vids

[@finnops]

Holy the likes

[@Prince4eva]

269 likes

[@gamerguy3896]

HITMAN TRIES TO KILL ME!!!!!!! (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST DIED)

[@cardboardethymith3893]

(GONE SEXUAL)

[@kairuku8498]

(POLICE CALLED)

[@Xavagery]

@@cardboardethymith3893 r/holup

[@Pupqet]

@@Xavagery Idea: Permanently delete your account

[@squidburgeryt4742]

(Emotional)

[@maxtfa8630]

They weren’t trying to kill fit, he was caught in the crossfire

[@diablotry5154]

He said that in the vid, it's called clickbait

[@KSPAtlas]

Nobody's gonna talk about how the guns pointed at his balls

[@pyzo.]

Yeah i noticed that..

[@f.a.sgamingchannel3502]

Bro guns? Wdym i have been try find out how did they killed them so easily?

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

@@f.a.sgamingchannel3502 the scope in the thumbnail

[@CrazySOB_]

Well... the title should be more like “A hitman attempted an assassination on my new group” He never really *tried* to kill you. It was more for the guardsman

[@v84l42]

it's fitz, he always does this sorta-clickbaity titles and thumbnails

[@eleos5]

1. It's too specific. You don't clarify everything in a title. 2. The title is way better clickbait 3. It's very likely that the hitman saw fit's name and decided to attack anyway, so he would technecally be trying to kill him, plus if he's in the group and the attack is on the group, he is being attacked also, which would mean he's trying to kill him.

[@leochinchillaa]

@@eleos5 1. i can't count 3. youre wrong 5. see point 4

[@violetagk6993]

who cares

[@CrazySOB_]

V8 4L tru tru you right

[@clokeron]

"Work from home" irl hitmen:

[@AmyStache]

They gave him apples that's so wholesome Not something that you would expect to see I'm the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

[@itshaizy]

0:56 Crewmate: there is one impostor among us

[@nolanjoseph1553]

Fit: "I've been told to remove all of my items before I hop into a call with the guardsmen. Normally, that's a horrible idea on 2b2t but, I'm in good company right now." Me: *looks at video title* Also me: hmmm

[@orinb8654]

the city must have been so beautiful. it seems so heartwarming to me that there are still people trying to make, recreate, and even keep 2b2t's history as pure and unharmed as possible. if i ever get a good computer (desktop, not laptop.) guardsmen, prepare to have a new member to your guild

[@Simarhehar44]

I salute you

[@confused4971]

If you do join the Guardsmen, i wish you luck, in guarding the chosen land

[@amiriki]

Gl with priority queue, respect and gear before joining guardsmen

[@prussia5556]

Pretty sure you need some armor some crystals pretty sure they allow people with good hefty armor,they don’t want unknown strangers in the land

[@prussia5556]

Ummuhani Noviyanti they kill anyone when you walk on their land if you have a horrible pc 2b2t will crash (happened to me I had to get another pc)

[@iodinegd2915]

6:36 "I'm in good company right now, Aureus seems pretty protected at the moment, I should be alright." *Fit's famous last words*

[@bonkers4226]

He is tho

[@aidaaliten8817]

alright

[@illegaltoast8717]

Some dude is trying to smelt a Diamond block 0:22

[@aidaaliten8817]

Not going to work

[@tyrannus00]

Imagine If the "hitman" actually is a. 12 year old kid that got paid with vbucks

[@flintacer]

Pretty sure you are 12 years old.

[@conq_q]

A joke that a 12 year old would make

[@a.dykeman1980]

Plot twist: Fit hired the hitman on himself just because it’s content

[@ArbieLyvias]

Honestly, at this point, wouldn't be surprised

[@ovencake523]

I mean, i think it's fair to call this a drama channel.

[@darklegion3693]

Hmm... pretty spot on actually.

[@jackstirling4102]

It seems too convenient for it to be real

[@nichl474]

Considering that Fit's ceremony was conveniently outside of the guardsmen's territory, it's very much possible,

[@kitz2572]

"I'm gonna put on my chest plate if I'm running into some type of trap" of only fit new what was to come

[@zackoleson6766]

This is obvi staged af

[@JestarPhoenix]

@@zackoleson6766 Nah, there is no particular reasons to be just a make-up scene, there's always some crazy crap like that on 2B2T

[@thabeatboi69]

The guradsmen are my absolute all-time favourite faction on 2b2t.

[@And-yi2hp]

Nobody: 20 People:First

[@ottodavidbell]

lol

[@arthursmith9767]

SO CORRECT

[@POTSKUR]

First

[@_zod1ac]

True

[@POTSKUR]

21*

[@trainmaster67158]

Hit man kills fitmc: hit man 2 secs later: bounty hunting is a trained profession

[@cybertak4195]

lmao

[@runningoutofnames3CS]

Wtf are you trying to say?

[@cr0wnin]

Everything changed when the digital hitmen attacked...

[@magic33399]

HE LEAKED HIS BED COORDS

[@sarahheyer9230]

Cool

[@NY_Mapper]

I would love to hear the original audio of their reactions

[@lunaticbyte]

Same

[@mrhat1073]

I guess Bogdanoff finally had enough

[@алексейЦыплёнков-ф6о]

*phone ringing*

[@user-yw3ic8qc1h]

rip beautiful city , there's something sad about destoying such a magnificent artwork

[@anthonypritchard2798]

It had already been destroyed, but for the better.

[@MeltyNote]

That’s 2b2t for you

[@YurieSnowie]

that's normal, i get my shit griefed everytime lmao

[@ashe_xox]

by playing on an anarchy server, you know its gonna be happening all the time

[@user-yw3ic8qc1h]

@@ashe_xox it's the rude life of an anarchy server, sadly

[@Shizuka965]

You already know that theres something odd when Bachi is inside the group when he did all the things at spawn with II lol

[@magnuswong6450]

Fit: I’m never going back to Aureus City. Also Fit: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@minecraftsteve1593]

In like 2 years he's probably gonna have to go back again

[@everordonez9886]

2b2t even has assassinations damn, a whole book needs to be made recording this stuff

[@CrazyMan31000]

- 2builders - - 2tools - By FitMC

[@everordonez9886]

@@CrazyMan31000 the 2builderillion

[@Yarumasi]

I wish we got more raw audio. I know a lot of your content is storytelling overdubbed on footage, but it'd be cool to have heard the discord as the attack happened in full.

[@Alexwastaken2k]

Its staged you could hear them laughing when the attack happened I can prove you even more

[@BTebus]

“Probably going to get greifed once this is up” Lol

[@jacksonroberts9018]

Kinda sad that Fit’s ceremony was caught in the crossfire

[@understable5335]

"This is usually a very bad idea on 2b2t" - Famous Last Wordss

[@btf_flotsam478]

"I like to be cautious, in case I'm walking into a trap of some kind. I mean, when you're as hunted on the server as I am, you can't be too careful."

[@george9151]

Then he put his gear in a chest and turned hacks off... 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@thea-brick5735]

If The Guardsmen's Base is called "Homeland", that technically makes a member of the group a Homelander. Seems about right for an anarchy server.