A Horror Movie For Southerners (short film)

[@12spies]

This is, from a cinematic standpoint, excellent. From a southern standpoint, terrifying.

[@russhall1414]

Southerner here, 😎 it's F'ING FUNNY

[@cerealciller5369]

I’m a northerner and I find this terrifying too!

[@musiccraftsman2192]

I second that!

[@tangodrizzle]

well how about we break it down from a fundamental standpoint

[@adchancellor1380]

Now, I won't be able to sleep tonight.

[@Chesh89]

He called hamburgers and hot dogs a bbq and served unsweet tea?? He's a monster 😭

[@Murf181]

It could have been worse... it could have be vegan burgers!

[@Chesh89]

@@Murf181 stop it, you're scaring me

[@Murf181]

@@Chesh89 don't be scared. Come over to my place. I not also make the best vegan burgers but a 'killer' gluten free, egg free and sugar free cherry pie.

[@Chesh89]

@@Murf181 omg no, you... they got you too 😱 I'm getting out of here!

[@truenull.]

@@Murf181 Does the pie have actual cherries in it or are you using Diet Cherry Coke as a substitute?

[@VAspeed3]

"Join us Barry, become a Yankee". So hilarious. Almost as good: "we're having a barbeque tonight. You know, hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill."

[@soxpeewee]

Electric grill lolz

[@tiyas5378]

I didn't get the hamburgers and hot dogs joke. Is that like a northern thing?

[@recoveringsoul755]

@@tiyas5378 I guess so. I put salmon and asparagus on the grill so I guess I'd fail. Just trying to stay healthy

[@RickWeiner13]

The joke is BBQ is not hamburgers and hotdogs.

[@jongreen5638]

@@tiyas5378 Barbecue would intail that you are smoking something. Grilling would be the appropriate term for hamburgers and hot dogs. In my neck of the woods, conflating the two is paramount to a crime against humanity. It is also rare, but not unheard of, to invite people over for something as simple as grilling.

[@Shayna11NM]

"There's no smoking on the property, Barry. My cat's allergic." Lololol!!!

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

You know what I found hilarious was the fact that he was being as polite as possible trying to get out of his house and then he seen his truck wasn't made in the USA flips out

[@dabeln1]

That's treason!

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

But Toyota is made in Texas.

[@stevescuba1978]

Unfortunately, Toyota is the most American made truck nowadays

[@gliscornumber151]

Actually jeeps have the most American parts in them so technically keeps are the most American cars if we're going by number of parts made in America

[@Murf181]

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet I think it's made in Alabama too or is that Honda

[@loganblamires446]

Creepily whistling the theme to the Andy Griffith show. I will never think of it the same way again.

[@benegelske7460]

The editing on this is surprisingly top tier. Shout-out from Columbia SC. Funny stuff.

[@danjohnson3577]

Heard barry edited it himself in windows movie maker

[@trob1731]

Just when we thought you'd fixed him, he reverts to his yankee ways! That was fun.

[@nobody8328]

"I'd love to Barry, but it's Sunday!" I am quite sincere when I say that this may be the funniest isht on the internet. 😂

[@RowanLovecraft2]

And low key called Coke 'pop'. Shivers.

[@saucywench9122]

As a southerner all this was so spot on. From the unsweetened tea to the baton.

[@auburnkim1989]

This was very good work. I was sipping coffee and almost choked when he said "Junior." Hilariously scary to any true southerner. That 'damn' Yankee is a great sport. Thanks to everyone involved.

[@Ryarios]

This is so horrifying that it makes the exorcist look like a Saturday morning cartoon…

[@lightningstorm3818]

When he said “Futball” It sent a chill down my spine

[@zainamuhammad40]

Made me feel dirty when I heard him say it like that. This is my literal nightmare

[@delilahdahlia247]

Unsweet tea and gluten free cupcakes? Truly horrific

[@NeSeeger]

its not just that. Artificial sweeteners

[@VAspeed3]

Had to watch it a second time. Realized there's a whole 'nother video's worth of hilarity I missed the first time! One line after another of pure gold! Gotta get some pop for my inlaws.

[@BarryMcGunthrieJr]

Dale yeah love this. There’s a buncha secret stuff you’ll see each time you watch it! It’s a deep one!

[@VAspeed3]

@@BarryMcGunthrieJr Ha! I'm in Columbia pretty often. Inlaws, and son is at USC. Maybe we can barbeque some hamburgers sometime.🤣

[@DEATHWATCHxOPS]

Rofl pop I thought he said pot

[@kitsunelee007]

My husband is from Maine and he had the best time laughing at me as I kept freaking out watching this video. My hubby, bless his heart, asked me "if I needed my vapors". I replied "No, but you need to sleep on the couch." his hyena laughing stopped immediately. Lmao!

[@joshdave339]

These keep getting better and better 😂 actually made it feel somewhat scary

[@sabrinakurosawa5516]

Now I kind of want to see a serious cinematic take on the southerner as a horror movie villain flipped where the northerner is the creepy psycho it's way overdue This like all your other skits golden! 👌

[@michaelthomas8539]

Tucker and Dale vs evil. It's about as close as you'll get.

[@auntmemeintennessee8033]

LMBO! I’d give you a ride to Chik-Fil-a, but it’s Sunday... and the “creepy-fied” Andy Griffith whistling theme song... Gold! These guys are hilarious!😂

[@eondara8519]

I have never been scared after watching a horror film before in my life... this legitimately triggered that part of me as a Southerner. Man, oh man... epic job on the production of this film! :D

[@berto6050]

This is better than anything Hollywood has put out in 15 years.

[@heatherwarner865]

This was incredibly shot and edited. The script was really funny. I hope this gets a ton of likes for you.

[@machinis]

As a newly transformed Southerner, I can attest this movie is based on a true story.

[@queenbunnyfoofoo6112]

You can pass until you go to the grocery store....the minute you put the unsweet tea and white cheese on the conveyor belt, you're busted. Swear I was the only one in line with either of those😂.

[@mikeschmidt4800]

I loved the Andy Griffith spooky whistlin

[@TheSheepDogPatriot1776]

And thats not even southern as it takes place in NORTH carolina.

[@jerrykinnin7941]

@@TheSheepDogPatriot1776 at least it wasn't in Virgina.

[@TheSheepDogPatriot1776]

@@jerrykinnin7941 LMAO

[@mikeschmidt4800]

@@TheSheepDogPatriot1776 in those days NC was southern.

[@reaganlackey4490]

That was beautiful, that is a southerner worst nightmare

[@oak1550]

I'm from New England, and I'm horrified. Amazing work. Great cuts, great story, and good Sfx.

[@tinaprice3497]

This was good work. I legit screamed at the computer, telling him to close the garage door after he rolled under it so the neighbor wouldn't get under it too. Man, if I had a neighbor like this, I would freak out!

[@EFX5452]

(≧▽≦) "What am I a British Constable?!"

[@Heartwing37]

This scared the crap out of me! Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight! 🥺

[@c.c.andmeowth5817]

Hilariously scary 😧

[@umokwhy2830]

My father is from Pennsylvania, mother is from Louisiana, I was raised in Texas. When I was a kid he bought a pound of crawfish and didn't understand that 1 pound of crawdads wouldn't feed 4 people

[@HlootooThunderhammer]

The way Joe plays the creepy neighbor guy deserves an Oscar for staying in character so well. Sadly, all I can give is a measly like and sub. Great cinematography y'all!

[@marisajoy1770]

Lmao being from Louisiana and living in ny this is hysterical and terrifying all in one 🤣

[@brantgentry1463]

Why the hell are u living in ny

[@marisajoy1770]

@@brantgentry1463 i was adopted so I didn't have much of a choice 🤣

[@crawdadking1845]

Do you want us to start a rescue mission?

[@marisajoy1770]

@@crawdadking1845 🤣 I'll be back down there soon thank god!

[@crawdadking1845]

@@marisajoy1770 Finally they're releasing you, How long were you a prisoner of war? 😂

[@sirgfunk]

This is what KZbin was created for! One of the best vids online congrats guys!

[@danjohnson3577]

When he stands on his toes 😆

[@dabeln1]

While wearing New Balance.

[@187mrsmith]

I hate Sundays when I wanna go to Chick-fil-A and then realize damn it it's Sunday

[@garyshearer0]

The stick built garage with an unfinished foundation and pawn-bought tools really sells it.

[@MultiMightyQuinn]

This and the "Why Southerners Ain't In Horror Movies" series have me laughing my butt off. Fantastic job, so freaking funny.

[@live2create]

This was the most horrifying movie! Barry I thought you had been zapped into the 5th dimension after being kidnapped by yankee male Karens. I also guessed you had made a Twilight Zone theme video! 😵‍💫😈

[@emordnilap4747]

Wow, this is great! I'm Canadian, didn't know about most of the stereotypes this video references, but still understood everything perfectly. You know you've got a knack for comedy when you can make this kind of thing so funny to someone that can't relate at all. The filming/directing is extremely well done also.

[@lizard6444]

This was hysterical!

[@tronpig]

1:08, ok, my youth pastor is amazing, hes a nice guy with tons of patience and maybe the friendliest man you'll ever meet, but he legit always gets this close when talking xD

[@ghostpatriot2370]

You two did a great job really enjoyed this and look forward to more hopefully. This def needs to be a continuous skit

[@VAspeed3]

I'm not sure he didn't use up all the best lines in this one, but who knows? Maybe he'll come up with more.

[@raspberryjuiceentertainmen719]

I love how this video uses every single horror movie theme ever

[@lynnethompson7611]

Every aspect of this video was A++!

[@puca7908]

Just gotta love these "For Southerners" videos! They make my day! 🤣

[@tigercache4397]

Your edit is on key. So funny.

[@mamanoneyall51]

That's a damn Yankee. 😆🤣😂👍

[@UntergrundBaer]

Oh man... This horror movie is good! I want Halloween right now!

[@PartTimeGoblinSlayer]

I lost it at " become a yankee" 😂

[@wlsweat1]

I like when you film yourself walking and calling out or getting our attention to what you encounter. I love it when you are talking to people that we can't see off-camera. Or looks like you are :) Those make me laugh out loud!! I remember the ones at the Bar B Que place, Sphinx and Walmart. You crack me up!

[@jacob9738]

Actually so good I watched it twice in a row

[@jamestully9972]

Thanks man made my day 100% better

[@DurzoBlunts]

Legit I would move immediately if that was my neighbor...

[@jeffmalone5557]

This was a suggestion from YT, finally the YT algorithm was spot on. Love your stuff!!

[@jonathanjennings7940]

Why haven’t more people found these guys. This is GREAT.

[@BayleyJo]

The Dan and Shay part was absolutely terrifying 😅

[@venerablebean8353]

This must be what it's like living in the North.

[@dabeln1]

No joke, northerners say this stuff and mean it. They do it on purpose.

[@DEATHWATCHxOPS]

Living in the north was not fun. The bbq even when it was the real thing usually wasn't any good. If u asked for sweet tea they bring you an unsweetened tea with packs of suger. Many of the people where nice but not as friendly. The worst thing is how cold it is.

[@fullofrandomfacts1677]

I just love when Barry makes a new video

[@Amm1ttai]

Man Joe really does horror villain well. Watch your back Barry.

[@Survivalisto]

"I'm blue collar like you" that part HIT! I felt things

[@karikasumi888]

'A police baton?! What am I? A British constable? What is this little pot sticker supposed to do man?!' 4:18 'You're still coming to the cookout right? Cause I invited your mother in law.' 4:58 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead. 👻

[@wildrynogames]

funny how many times i drove over those tracks

[@user-sp9sx9zb5l]

My eyes have been blessed - this is some amazing content right here. Lots of love from the north!

[@kaileepinkerton5753]

This was the best. Im not from the south but have lived there long enough to know how accurate this is.

[@DEATHWATCHxOPS]

That's some pretty scary stuff brother. I moved up north for a long time because of my dad's job. I got invited to the pastors house for bbq. When I got there it was manwich. Not even a real sloppy joe. I thought that was bad until winter came. But we always had sweet tea at home my Nana's own recipe. I'm finally back home in the south as of two years ago. I'm so glad to be home.

[@cmac-1425]

This is great. A very true depiction of horror in the south. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@timothywegner3173]

Dude this is great. I'm originally from IN and now living in AL. I love it better here in the South. You made this Damn Yankee laugh.

[@avalanche15301]

Dammit! I just realized that most of the time when I think about a BBQ, I think of hamburgers and hotdogs and I guess steak. 😅

[@lokifalkor]

I'm in the north and this scared the crap out of me. V4 truck - AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

[@martyluttrell1631]

its pretty true. there's always that one guy you can't stand and won't leave you alone.

[@drakanize]

You forgot about their driving and snow birds but spot on lol

[@crawdadking1845]

1:02 That Yankee, can't keep his feet off your toes.

[@marcwright4790]

Yankees have no concept of personal space. I guess it’s from being packed like sardines in those cities.

[@crawdadking1845]

@@marcwright4790 Yep

[@kitsunelee007]

Yeah what is with that

[@bree_nicole]

The eerie whistling of the Andy Griffith Show theme song!! 😂

[@sockruhtease]

Thanks for reminding me why I moved Amarillo back to Houston. Some how moving north made it more south

[@MombieApocalypse]

This born and bred New Englander just subscribed. Awesome film!

[@joshsinglefooter]

TBO.... As a Mississippian this was terrifyingly awful to watch. These are all real life terrifying scenarios!

[@littledancingfawn]

Lots of edits! Y’all put in some work for this movie. Thank you❤️

[@richardrhodes9661]

You got my sub! Best laugh I have had on the day! Congrats! And Thanks, We ALL need a good laugh these days!

[@wesleysandel5299]

Good short films like this are hard to come by.

[@codyboothe2310]

I thought their horror movie would be every hurricane ever

[@samiam7]

"Join us, become a yankee." I'm dead 🤣

[@187mrsmith]

I think this would be anybody's nightmare neighbor lol Awesome skit keep it up neighbor

[@gerwoman4289]

Can you please please shoot a video with Charlie Berens ...again...this is how I found you A little backwards I am in SC and have to watch Wisconsin to find southern humor...

[@Tsiri09]

california barbeque- tofu, portabella mushrooms, veggie menu and wine spritzers. 3 tvs playing soccer, ping pong and tennis.

[@mikeknobldiggin]

Ha Ha! Great work. And editing. Loved it.

[@intercat4907]

Hiding in the garage ... with the creepy minor key "Andy of Mayberry" theme playing ... ooooohhhhhhh.

[@ColonelSandersLite]

"It's sunday" I swear. Every damn time.

[@thisisausernameithink]

This needs to be turned into a real feature film. Change my mind.

[@alisonklein105]

Hilarious! The Natural Balance and the white socks are good too!

[@SergeyPupkoMusic]

Thank you KZbin alogrhythm, you have blessed me once again with minutes of laughter.

[@katelynthompsonturner3083]

😂 the British constable comments got me rollin’ lord have mercy.

[@blinkyghost8398]

This is scary for anyone, and really well made

[@raymondutter2616]

Thoroughly enjoyed this!!! Thank you guys ! Please make more you have what it takes to build your audience!!!

[@brandyroberts4322]

I'll hand it to you there was actually some pretty decent acting on both y'all's parts. I hope that y'all put out some new ones for this year I just stumbled across the Halloween ones just a little while ago. Some of them were really funny. God bless, I really hope we actually have a real winter this year. Not our typical Southern winners for its 20° for 2 weeks and then 80° for the rest of the time. Two Christmases ago I went to the pharmacy on Christmas Eve and there were people in shorts in short sleeve shirts on Christmas Eve in the middle of the day, but it had been literally I believe it was 19° 2 days before that. I remember back in the '80s we actually used to get snow and had cold weather here in Georgia. I apologize for typos due to my accent this iPad didn't always understand what I'm saying.

[@Crabinton]

Good video like always love your video's

[@mikeschmidt4800]

This is an accurate description of what has happened to the upstate over the last decade.

[@willynelson6593]

It's hard to make me laugh but this out me on the floor 🤣 God bless Dale Sr

[@emilyquimby8453]

I'm not southern, but this freaked me out. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

The music that starts at 3:00 is so legit. Something that would be played at the goth club. I love it 🤣 Also from around 5:15 to the end, with the screaming and laughter. Yes, these tracks would be played at the goth club, here in Dallas. 👌

[@1robdragon1]

Your stuff gets better bro love to watch