I describe a cool new system of measurement / hbmmaster conlangcritic.bandcamp.com seximal.net / hbmmaster / janmisali
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@ir-dan85243 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna make a joke, but first, I must explain half of the A Level Physics curriculum, so bear with me."
@eyebrowse3 жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@Mekmassimochannel3 жыл бұрын
So this is what watching Indian Guys on KZbin is like
@namonaite3 жыл бұрын
I wish my teacher made more classes on the pretence of 1 joke
@daniellewilson85273 жыл бұрын
I like this. I clicked because I hoped I’d learn about measurement systems. I was not disappointed
@murderyoutubeworkersandceos3 жыл бұрын
>half of a curriculum >basic units of measurement u mustve gone for that prestigious "community college arts degree", huh?
@waylandvolundr39133 жыл бұрын
How to end this video: "So, that being said, I hope you'll join me in sailing the Seven C's"
@jordan51133 жыл бұрын
Or, "I hope to C you all later!"
@Kavukamari3 жыл бұрын
that's a good one
@DaedalusCommunity3 жыл бұрын
Weight, Height, and up C rays
@inafridge85733 жыл бұрын
what a coincidence
@antonmorozov99393 жыл бұрын
In one of the surveys about software developer economics, they chose a theme of pirates. Thus was born a map with references to programming languages like "Sea Sharp", "Objective Sea", and "Sea Plus Plus". Also the favourite cry of those pirates was the name of their favourite programming language ("R").
@gwest36443 жыл бұрын
“Force is measured in middle C calories per speed of light.” I’m not a physicist, but that’s still hilarious to me.
@detectivesky61232 жыл бұрын
I’m a physicist in training and have watched this video three times, it’s beautiful
@shinysteve59482 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is you can pull out this system at a physics exam and they can‘t say it‘s wrong as long as you indicate the units correctly
@fabiomcmuffin Жыл бұрын
Which I think translates to the number of pianos you have to eat in order to power a lightbulb
@aykrivwassup Жыл бұрын
yeah honestly same, i'm no physics major but this is hilarious
@mihailmilev9909 Жыл бұрын
@@fabiomcmuffin 😭😭😭
@QueenFondue3 жыл бұрын
I love how completely impossible it is to actually conceptualize the combinations of units used to create basic quantities, to the point where instead of thinking, "Oh thank God, I understand distance" you're thinking "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MIDDLE C CALORIES"
@toxicbubble5 Жыл бұрын
Like how fuel economy can be thought of as a 'straw' of fuel laid out in-front of the car, where the fuel economy is the radius of that straw that indicates the rate of fuel burned as the vehicle moves through that distance to balance out it's use with 'scooping' the straw. Yeah good luck creating anything intuitive like that in this system.
@willsterjohnson Жыл бұрын
@@toxicbubble5 it's actually pretty easy. Say we're determining the power of a light bulb. We can visualize this by thinking of it as how frequently energy is released by the bulb. for example, a 0.1 C4Cal (~100 W) bulb releases 0.1 calories across one C4. Im not a physicist and this is a joke, im 90% certain my analogy doesn't work
@couldntcareless7884 Жыл бұрын
@@willsterjohnson across one C4 makes it sound like it’s a unit of time. Rather it’s C4 times a second and I think it works.
@mihailmilev9909 Жыл бұрын
@@willsterjohnson GADDAMIT u got me
@mihailmilev9909 Жыл бұрын
@@willsterjohnson I actually thought I was understanding lol. My brain cells thought they had finally fired
@cluelesswanderer3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if this even qualifies as a joke. It’s just on a totally different scale.
@HBMmaster3 жыл бұрын
the scale itself is the joke you see
@FiSH-iSH3 жыл бұрын
the joke is too complex for your feeble mortal mind.
@Mercure2503 жыл бұрын
the major C scale?
@johnnylouro3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I C what you did there.
@garret19303 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if your joke about the joke measures up.
@dandanthedandan75583 жыл бұрын
America: "I use the Imperial system." Rest of the world: "Pathetic." Jan Misali: "How cute."
@PiercingSight3 жыл бұрын
O kawaii koto
@millermiller34393 жыл бұрын
O kawaii koto
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20463 жыл бұрын
It depends, is it the most superficial system since the idiotic B. Gillson?
@OrangeC73 жыл бұрын
O かわいい こと
@abyssalboy88113 жыл бұрын
o suwi mute!
@RunstarHomer Жыл бұрын
"The speed of light per middle C" hit me in a way that no other joke ever has.
@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "middle C calories" 🤣
@daisukideshou10 ай бұрын
i am so incredibly confused is there actually just a single joke here that you could explain to me or is the whole video a joke lmao im so curious but im the kind of autistic that makes it impossible for me to understand it lmao
@RunstarHomer10 ай бұрын
@@daisukideshou I guess the whole idea is funny because the units are totally absurd but the system still works anyway. But adding onto that the idea of defining length, which is a very simple idea and usually given as one of the fundamental units, in such a convoluted way as velocity/frequency is what made that part particularly funny to me.
@silphv8 ай бұрын
@@daisukideshou I think the whole CCC system is the joke. Rather than there being any specific punchline, it's meant to sound funny at first and then slowly get funnier as you work out the consequences of choosing these very awkward base units. Since humour relies on contrast, it might actually only be funny to people who are already pretty familiar with the various units in physics. Along with the absurdity of the derived units there can be kind of a neat realization that if you really think about some of them, they make a certain kind of sense. "the speed of light per middle C" makes sense as "the amount of distance light travels during the time it takes a vibrating piano string tuned to middle C to complete one full cycle", which is actually a huge distance. Typical of science jokes that they are still trying to teach you something...
@jaspermooren58837 ай бұрын
@@RunstarHomerfunnily enough the meter is kinda defined as velocity over frequency. Since it's defined using the speed of light and the second, which is defined through the unperturbed ground-state hyperfine transition frequency of the caesium 133 atom. So the definition of the meter is actually the speed of light / frequency of a caesium 133 atom. However both the definition of the second and the definition of the meter do use conversion factors. Those definitions are way newer than the original definitions so a conversion factor is applied to bring them as close as possible to the older definition. These new definitions are just that way because they are extremely accurately measurable and constant (the old definition was a physical bar that was 1 meter, which is a problematic definition since if the object changes, the whole system of units changes. The same was true for the kilogram.)
@brutusthebear90503 жыл бұрын
You got me completely off guard with the last C. Put me in a false sense of security by saying it was pretty much arbitrary, then hit me with that Roman Numeral. I'm dying.
@Le-cp9tr3 жыл бұрын
Some say that jokes that are too long aren’t funny. I say that it’s not the length of the joke, but how you use it
@groofay3 жыл бұрын
joke effectiveness = mass/time
@trigon70153 жыл бұрын
groofay I think you mean frequency * energy / velocity
@PlatinumAltaria3 жыл бұрын
That's a lie I want a big meaty joke.
@PlatinumAltaria3 жыл бұрын
@@AustinThomasPhD Girth is pretty important in a joke, but you don't want to go too far otherwise it won't fit inside your... comedy sketch.
@OrangeC73 жыл бұрын
The amount of time it took for "joke" to become an innuendo was actually surprisingly long
@Astronomy4873 жыл бұрын
2:53 there's another unit called a pound that measures currency
@Cloiss_3 жыл бұрын
£5*5, which means... power
@belcavendishny3 жыл бұрын
if you're buying engine upgrades that increase your maximum acceleration, you can measure your purchase in pounds per pound per pound
@devonoknabo25823 жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere I am fotoŝopulo
@portal63473 жыл бұрын
Cloiss I REMEMBER THIS LMAO
@minirop3 жыл бұрын
and there is another unit of mass, the "troy pound" (lb t)
@williamburns76682 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’ve learned something and nothing at the same time. Excellent.
@MegaMe412 жыл бұрын
I love how you can hear his smile throughout the whole video as he explains his joke. It WAS a good joke.
@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын
Smile? More like trying so hard not to completely lose it and guffawed until he's out of breath 🤣
@blacklight6835 ай бұрын
He didn't want to C4×cal/C you to laugh by laughing mid vid
@alexandermcclure61855 ай бұрын
@@blacklight683It's C4^-1 to stop!!!
@peterwarman49803 жыл бұрын
So instead of the mole, the CCC system would use a “count”, equal to 1 of something.
@frenchfriar3 жыл бұрын
One Carbon 12 atom, obviously.
@aa01blue382 жыл бұрын
@@frenchfriar the amount of carbon 12 atoms in 1 carbon 12 atom
@crunchykarsten87652 жыл бұрын
I think the roman numeral was an appropriate choice, it is a common representative of a multiple and it is written as a c so it's pretty much perfect for the job
@motazfawzi25042 жыл бұрын
It's a mess but you could use the definition of a mole #C12 atoms / 12grams But instead have it #C12 / 12(cal/C^2) Which would give you this constant 2+(18053841153159118/22468879468420441) * 10^10
@tompatterson15482 жыл бұрын
No, it uses the centum (Ⅽ), which is a capital serif C, while the culomb is sans serif.
@Noziac3 жыл бұрын
The seven Cs systeme is simply the best unit-related joke i've ever heard . I'm using it along with seximal in my future pirate micromemestate
@Bacony_Cakes3 жыл бұрын
and you should base your entire computer system on Trinary (uses Tits)
@bsharpmajorscale3 жыл бұрын
@@Bacony_Cakes I thought it used trits?
@ldub07753 жыл бұрын
@@bsharpmajorscale im like 2/3% sure that theyre called trits because noone wants to call em tits
@lyrimetacurl02 жыл бұрын
@@bsharpmajorscale Ternary uses trits and Trinary uses tits
@xyz.ijk.2 жыл бұрын
No micromemestate is an island even if it is surrounded by the seven Cs.
@briankinney18712 жыл бұрын
Casually saying "I don't know how to end this video" and then spending the last few seconds without speaking was comedy gold (along with the rest of the C system, particularly the use of both a serif Roman numeral C and a sans-serif C)
@leafyfantheanimator5545 Жыл бұрын
OwO 😊😏😩😫 UwU 😚😍🥰😜 Eww 🤮🤢💩😷
@CasualMitosisCollective11 ай бұрын
@@leafyfantheanimator5545 Please cease
@skyeplaysgames45983 ай бұрын
@@leafyfantheanimator5545meow
@samuraipizzaman Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when I was in Nuclear Power School and using the FFF system on assignments that they didn't give units for because we weren't allowed to have naked numbers. I wish I had known about the seven C's back then, the guys grading it would have hated me more lol
@drachefly7 ай бұрын
I've used barns per furlong as my length unit in that kind of situation
@PipPanoma3 жыл бұрын
I actually burst out laughing when you pulled out the middle C. What a creative capitalization of your comedic capabilities!
great sense of comedic timing. it's all in the ''way'' you '''tell it,''' after all. still can’t believe the name Conlang Critic was alliteration just for the sake of this joke. 10/10 Cs all around. C% certified jokester.
@Ptaku933 жыл бұрын
rated C out of C
@lucas294763 жыл бұрын
you mean 7/7 C's all around.
@justineberlein59163 жыл бұрын
@@lucas29476 No, 11/11. What sort of weird glyph is "7"?
@pXnTilde3 жыл бұрын
@@justineberlein5916 sexy
@MisterHunterWolf3 жыл бұрын
@@pXnTilde sexi*
@Sgrunterundt2 жыл бұрын
"I won't go too deep into the seven C's" Pun intented?
@ZephyrysBaum Жыл бұрын
Probably
@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын
Ohhh I missed that! LOL
@GhostPuddle Жыл бұрын
This perfectly captures what it feels like to do physics homework with ADHD
@potentialPizza83 жыл бұрын
As a physics student I love this and I'm going to ask my professors if the exams allow answers in CCC units.
@shadowsableyexd26603 жыл бұрын
What are they gonna do? Its an objectively valid form of measurement
@dovos85722 жыл бұрын
good luck learning the numbers
@Qsie2 жыл бұрын
get back to us on this o7
@migBdk2 жыл бұрын
@@dovos8572 just use any CAS capable software with a library of units like TI-Nspire, no problem.
@nef362 жыл бұрын
Submit the assignment entirely written in C code
@testtestesttest27463 жыл бұрын
"A good joke is a joke you don't need to explain" Well, I guess you invalidated this statement...
@pheogy98242 жыл бұрын
Showed this to my depressed retired engineer mother and she found it so funny (after years of her mocking me for finding dumb internet videos cool), we got em boys.
@frankharr94662 жыл бұрын
Good! I have a retired engineer uncle. He might like it too.
@JCtheMusicMan_2 жыл бұрын
As a professional musician and hobby physicist I bursted out laughing when you decided to incorporate middle C 😂 Well played 😎
@swiftfox3461 Жыл бұрын
Well "played". I see what you did there.
@blacklight6835 ай бұрын
Well Ced
@vrilnau53963 жыл бұрын
Love the return of "Power means... Power"
@Cloiss_3 жыл бұрын
£5*5
@MisterHunterWolf3 жыл бұрын
8:16
@timpunny3 жыл бұрын
which video was the original use of "power equals power"? (i haven't been on the channel long)
@numsOic3 жыл бұрын
@@timpunny This gem kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWOqaId8rsekhbM
@laytonjr66013 жыл бұрын
Power means power But it also means times (2 to the power of 3 is 2 times 2 times 2)
@lppunto3 жыл бұрын
5:27 One could argue that most people aren't nearly as familiar with the calorie as with the Calorie (= 1 kilocalorie).
@sebsmith23 жыл бұрын
This is the issue I have with this as well.
@c.e.murray92523 жыл бұрын
This depends on where you live as some places use Calorie over calorie
@zionj1043 жыл бұрын
Some countries have kCal on the nutrition label
@TheVicelion3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, people think they need to eat 2000 calories a day, but it's actually 2 million calories per day or 2000 kilocalories
@its_elkku1353 жыл бұрын
The distinction between those two units is endlessly annoying
@MayBeSomething3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: "Internet Hangman-Breaker makes physics students panic for 12 minutes."
@knutsletvold22632 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when I was stacking firewood with a friend and he tipped over one of the stacks. Now he's a not the smartest guy, but certainly the kindest man in any room, not a malicious bone in him; so it felt wrong to yell. I poured all my frustration into stacking the crap out that firewood and he followed suit, after 10 minutes it was all stacked up. That was 1m^3 of firewood (600kg), 2 meters over 10 minutes... Our collective anger was an estimated 20 watts! (assuming my math is kosher)
@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын
Now please restate that in CCC units...
@ameghosting77683 жыл бұрын
"I dont know how to end this video-" Outro 100
@Valentina13123 жыл бұрын
outro C
@grillygrilly3 жыл бұрын
Reddit moment C.
@fortnitefelipe3 жыл бұрын
what a funny joke about measurement
@FiSH-iSH3 жыл бұрын
its so funny, i cant stop laughing
@vanxthenecron30593 жыл бұрын
I didnt C the joke
@mickythesailor68703 жыл бұрын
I was like, «C-riously? Thats IT? This man better C to it that his jokes improve»
@kevinr.97332 жыл бұрын
My favorite fun fact about dimensional analysis is that the spring constant of an object is dimensionally equivalent to the rate at which the rate at which an object's mass is changing is changing. And while the spring constant can be very useful, the rate at which the rate at which an object's mass is changing is changing is, in most cases, not.
@therighttrousers3432 жыл бұрын
The font joke was the funniest to me. Everyone knows the pain of distinguishing this capital letter from the lowercase letter from the italicized variants from the Greek variants from symbols in Cyrillic that look exactly like them from which one had a little one or two next to it...
@paulcolour30303 жыл бұрын
I don't want to get too deep into the seven c's is my favourite part of this joke
@thetechnovoid3 жыл бұрын
11 c’s
@thesunwillneverset3 жыл бұрын
SI Units: We base our measurements on water and the decimal system. American/Imperial: We base our measurements on brine and the proportions of the human body. Seven Cs: :)
@Pockeywn2 жыл бұрын
I’d like to one day publish a scientific paper using these units
@Pacca642 жыл бұрын
I always loved the idea of making absurdly impractical units, like lightyears per picosecond as a measure of speed, and this video fully explores and fleshes out a full system based upon that. Love it ^w^
@blimpusfrobo31863 жыл бұрын
if i still had a physics teacher i would send this to him
@zionj1043 жыл бұрын
Send it to your old physics teacher!
@phillipanselmo85403 жыл бұрын
if my physics teacher spoke English i would send this to her
@antonmorozov99393 жыл бұрын
@@phillipanselmo8540 dammit, translate it and send!!! I am translating this for my friends now!
@antonmorozov99393 жыл бұрын
@Guilherme Varga Not entirely - my friends who are techie enough to understand this mostly speak English - but I did message them in Russian about that, and we've discussed it in Russian afterwards.
@KingJellyfishII3 жыл бұрын
My dad is a physics teacher, I sent it to him
@1dr_wall7693 жыл бұрын
As a recent physics grad, this is equally enraging and hilarious to me. I hate it but also thank you
@joda76973 жыл бұрын
Idk how the stuff works over where you are in terms of the education path but I study physics 2nd semester in Europe and I was compelled to come up with my own system, not angered.
@KyttaIsHere3 жыл бұрын
Great video! Reminded me of a joke I've heard when I was younger about Shawarma being the universal unit. One unit of length is the length of one shawarma, one unit of mass is the mass of one shawarma, and one unit of time is how long it takes to eat one shawarma. You can "extend" it further to have the nutritional value of one shawarma as the energy unit and the volume of one shawarma for the volume, but this makes the system not coherent 🌯
@angeldude101 Жыл бұрын
I'd probably focus on the length and nutritional energy, and then probably standardize the time it takes to eat it for a coherent system of length, energy, and time units. Not sure what to do for the other 4 base units.
@Great_Olaf511 ай бұрын
@@angeldude101 Luminous intensity is how much sunlight is reflected off of a shwarma in direct sunlight at noon at the equator.
@daisukideshou10 ай бұрын
tempurature units based off of how much heat a shawarma can absorb starting at 0 degrees kelvin before it is thoroughly cooked
@user-xb9yv2ci4c5 ай бұрын
@@angeldude101I will assume: Energy = 550 kcal = 2.3 MJ Length = 20 cm Mass = 250 g Energy divided by mass is velocity squared. So the velocity is 3033 m/s = 10922 km/h. The respective time is then 66 microseconds. The force is energy divided by length and this is 11.5 MN, the weight of 1172 tons. The power of a Shwarma is 34.9 GW, which is the average electricity consumption of Mexico.
@vermillion2023 Жыл бұрын
I love how you can just hear him holding a laugh in the way he speaks.
@AndewMole3 жыл бұрын
time: C₄⁻¹ length: cC₄⁻¹ mass: calc⁻² electric current: C₄𝗖 thermodynamic temperature: ºC amount of substance: 𝐂 luminous intensity: cd
@want-diversecontent38873 жыл бұрын
Calc
@Corwin2563 жыл бұрын
I feel like if we're going to have a "cd" measurement as one of our base units, then the measurement of time should be the length of Beethoven's ninth.
@renerpho3 жыл бұрын
@@Corwin256 Playing Beethoven's ninth at the natural tempo of C₄ is way too fast though.
@sharpfang2 жыл бұрын
How does it feel to have your last name redefined from 6.02214e23 to 100?
@the-anhpham3364 Жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago
@samstephens73883 жыл бұрын
I heard 'the 7 Cs' at 10:16. I thought alright, i think i see where this is going. i heard siemens (seamen) at 11:22. I became more sure this was gonna end with a joke about water or sailing or something. at 11:58 i heard 'i dont know how to end this video.' I am still laughing. well played sir. if the nautical references were intentional, the fake out was absolute gold.
@meme__supreme33733 жыл бұрын
I think that the 7 C's was an intentional joke, but anything past that was knot. _Buh dum tiss_
@firecat27833 жыл бұрын
@@meme__supreme3373 oh god the comments also follow jan Misalis spirit
@Timesignmaid3 жыл бұрын
Let's just add coulomb (Columbus)... I don't know. Maybe it's funny for me, beca in Russian "Christopher Columbus" is pronounced like Христофор Колумб [Columb]...
@gwest36443 жыл бұрын
“I’m not gonna go too deep into the Seven C’s”
@xSh4de2 жыл бұрын
Listening to it another time makes me think of the "A sailor wen to sea sea sea to see what he could see see see" nursery rhyme, but even the first time I totally took this as exactly that when I heard seven Cs too
@apteropith3 жыл бұрын
I was repeatedly taught, as a child in Canada, that pounds were _only_ a unit of force (weight, but not mass) ... but then just about the only thing pounds are used for in Canada is bathroom scales and human body weight. Imperial units are never so simple, of course. Also, the calorie: not to be confused with the kilocalorie, also known as the Calorie. Because why not?
@alexandersanchez91383 жыл бұрын
Finally, a system of measurement for speedy--but musical--bacteria.
@notnullnotvoid Жыл бұрын
funniest comment I ever read, thank you
@austindahu3 жыл бұрын
Contrary comments, consider: can certain criteria creatively contain countable critical collections? Ceding criticism, cooperate cretins - choose CCC!
@DeenBoi3 жыл бұрын
cexcuse cme
@vari15353 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the pain of alliteration
@EdwardNavu3 жыл бұрын
That's the C equivalent of V's introduction to Evey, huh?
@VenetinOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Confide currently, confounded Coprolite.
@antonpershin9983 жыл бұрын
No no no, only russians allowed to do that.
@ChiliB0tArt3 жыл бұрын
I was confused almost entirely but i still learned, undoubtedly
@aidankemp-harper25592 жыл бұрын
Idk about everyone else but I waited for a punchline that never came and that made me laugh more that anything
@nomekop777 Жыл бұрын
"I don't want to dive too deep into the 7 Cs" was a pretty good candidate
@EstradusTheDragon Жыл бұрын
The line "I don't know how to end this video" made me laugh almost unreasonably hard.
@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын
Probably because you can hear his last ounces of self-restraint before breaking into gasping laughter 😂
@L3X1N3 жыл бұрын
Using the roman numeral for one hundred was the cherry on top. I don't really see the "joke" here, though. It's a rather competent measurement system, as far as I can see it.
@matthewfyhrie26703 жыл бұрын
I think you mean, as far as you can C it
@laurencefraser3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it's the absurd impractically of the whole thing for actually measuring anything except power. That and the fact that the speed of light, a musical note, and a less than optimal unit of energy (rather than length, mass, and time) are rather strange starting points. The fact that it works (for given values thereof) is probably part of the joke too.
@glumbortango71823 жыл бұрын
The joke is you could use this system and no one could stop you
@thelordz333 жыл бұрын
He's using the Seven Cs to measure things
@landsgevaer3 жыл бұрын
Most physicists probably think: "where is the joke? This system is equally arbitrary as all the other ones." (Perhaps excluding 'natural units', but the CCC-system already inludes c as well).
@rickelvi3 жыл бұрын
7:19 "If you want to get more into the music theory stuff of it, there's some good videos from 12Tone and Adam Neely that someone watching this video who's interested in the music theory of different tuning systems has almost certainly already seen" You bet I have
@quandolli3 жыл бұрын
i felt so called out when he said this lmao
@GigsVT3 жыл бұрын
I'm completely tone deaf and I still have watched the music theory videos.
@mimikal75483 жыл бұрын
I also recommend Rick Beato
@defensivekobra38733 жыл бұрын
i have and i did
@thomasb.43812 жыл бұрын
Still trying to wrap my head around how "Calorie per speed of light squared" is a measurement of mass.
@txtp5 ай бұрын
e=mc^2, simple as that.
@blacklight6835 ай бұрын
@txtp I love the fact that's literally it But more accurately M=E/C²
@TheLampl1ghter3 жыл бұрын
"Middle Cs per calorie" killed me in a way I didn't think I could be killed.
@matthewgilbie40873 жыл бұрын
Your replacement for moles could be called a "Cent," which could still have a C as its symbol
@SunroseStudios3 жыл бұрын
a cent is a unit of frequency interval (which is just a number, really) equal to 1/100th of a semitone (as defined in 12 tone equal temperament), or the 1200th root of 2
@tompatterson15483 жыл бұрын
that would be confusing since nominal measures would use united states cents, ¢, like how FFF would use swiss franc.
@cogspace3 жыл бұрын
@@SunroseStudios "the 1200th root of 2" might be the silliest number I have ever encountered.
@matthewgilbie40873 жыл бұрын
@@tompatterson1548 Obviously, we would need a different C for money. I propose Communism
@matthewgilbie40873 жыл бұрын
@@SunroseStudios and now, that would be the 12th root of C/50 instead, or, better yet, maybe using the 1200th root of 2 would be a better replacement for moles than 100
@Scrogan3 жыл бұрын
Physicist here, this isn’t what I subscribed for. But I love it. I’ve also messed about with alternative systems of units, though in my case it was with pseudo-Planck units where the permittivity and permeability of free space are set to 1, and 4π/G was also set to 1 if I recall correctly, in order to mirror the equation for Coulomb force. Might make the electric charge e/3 too, because of quarks I guess. Also, unless I missed one of your flashes of text on the screen, I think you missed the two types of calorie. The so-called “food calorie” is equal to one kilocalorie, and the fact that we call it a calorie is probably pretty confusing for culinary chemists, or molecular gastronomists, or whatever. I might also argue that using a unit of temperature that isn’t 0 at absolute 0 makes it less than coherent. Nice rambling about the two pounds though. Here’s an interesting thought, is there a situation where the powers of the speed of light cancel out with the minuscule size of 100 atoms to make a remotely human-sized unit? Also real-talk, the candela shouldn’t be an SI unit if the equivalent response curve for hearing isn’t wrapped up with an SI unit either. And temperature is just energy with a scale factor of Boltzmann’s constant. And it shouldn’t be the ampere, but the coulomb since the other three SI definition units we care about are all single-dimensional. The ampere is just left behind from the old definition of 1N of force from wires being x distance apart with y current through them.
@deryckchan3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. We can comfortably get rid of C, C, and C; and keep C, C, C, and C. I mean get rid of cent, Candela, and Celsius.
@meta043 жыл бұрын
(Using Cal = 4184 J = 1 kcal, for reasons stated above) 1 Cal/c^2 = 47 pg 1 C = 166 ymol 1 Cal/(C c^2) = 280 million kg/mol, the Seven C's unit of molar mass, of which nitrogen is around 0.00000005 …Well, that's _closer…_
@ObjectsInMotion3 жыл бұрын
Hello, another physicist here. I similarly have spent too much time researching systems of measurements, and while I agree with your criticisms of the metric system, there's more to it. Technically, no base unit is more "real" than either. While it's true, that temperature is just energy times a constant, and the two are fundamentally the same, length and time in general relatively are exactly the same. There is no "real" difference between the two other than a constant, the speed of light. Same thing with mass and energy. So if you want to be pedantic, there really is only length-time, mass-energy, and charge. Oh and by the way, 1 e IS the fundamental charge. Quarks only have a fractional charge in theory, color confinement and QED prevent there ever being a non-integer multiple of the electric charge occuring in nature, so there is no reason to rescale it times 3.
@SurrealPartisan3 жыл бұрын
I, too, am a phycisit (even though I switched to neuroscience after my bachelor's degree). I already made a separate comment about this, but I think you might also enjoy this thing I made a year ago: github.com/SurrealPartisan/Better-Unit-System
@MrAlRats3 жыл бұрын
There should only be two base units: The second, s, and the electric charge, e. Lengths and time intervals should be measured in seconds. Mass, energy, frequency, momentum, acceleration and temperature should be measured in units of the reciprocal of the second, s⁻¹ Pressure and density should be measured in units of s⁻⁴ Speed, entropy and angular momentum should be dimensionless.
@2520WasTaken Жыл бұрын
After watching this, I ended up with a C on my science exam. This video really helped me a lot.
@devhonk17222 жыл бұрын
1:44 Fun Fact: "avoirdupois" looks like "avoir du pois" or literally: having weight
@devhonk17222 жыл бұрын
update: it's more like "avoir du poi*d*s" sorri
@thewanderingmistnull2451 Жыл бұрын
...that's because it _is_ that. That is where the word coems from.
@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 Then English tried to hide the mugging by changing the spelling and changing the pronunciation. As linguists say: English language grew by unashamedly mugging German, French, and Spanish.
@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn9 ай бұрын
The reason it is spelled that way is because the "D" in "poids" is silent.
@dielaughing737 ай бұрын
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest it absolutely should be pronounced the way he says it isn't, even if it's not how people (Americans, obviously, who else is there really?) say it
@deryckchan3 жыл бұрын
4:00 I was gonna say "pounds per pound" is a great silly name of acceleration unit and then jan Misali completely pre-empted me. And he's totally right: Civil engineers regularly use Earth's gravity as a standard unit of acceleration, with the symbol g (= 10m/s2, approximately).
@Xnoob5453 жыл бұрын
ARE YOU DUMB ITS 9.8m/s^2 You failed at both bits Its 9.8 not 10 And what the hell is s2
@pollywatson80993 жыл бұрын
@@Xnoob545 I believe it's actually more like 9.806 ms^(-2) off the top of my head, the only difference between your figure and their figure is the degree of rounding. besides, if you don't even understand the units they're using, how do you know that "m/s2" isn't their arbitrary unit of acceleration defined as exactly equal to 1/10 of the acceleration due to gravity on the surface of the Earth?
@axelnils3 жыл бұрын
@@pollywatson8099 9.806… isn’t even constant across the earth, in Northern Europe it’s 9.821 for example.
@axelnils3 жыл бұрын
@@pollywatson8099 9.806… isn’t even constant across the earth, in Northern Europe it’s 9.821 for example.
@pollywatson80993 жыл бұрын
@@axelnils I mean yea, 9.806 is an average, but it changes based on like the thickness of the earth's crust, height above sea level distance from the equator, plus the fact that the earth isn't actually a perfect spheroid. any figure you could have is inherently an approximation.
@sictoabu96113 жыл бұрын
the word, "coulomb:" *is mentioned* my brain: *flashbacks to ninth grade science class where no one knew how to calculate anything*
@sharpfang2 жыл бұрын
It's not so hard to remember all that stuff if you visualise Coulomb as a bucket of electrons. So, Ampere as coulomb per second, moving the buckets of electrons at that speed through your wire. Volt, Joule/Coulomb - how hard is it to push these buckets, or how high they hang and how much of a bang they'll cause falling. Farad, put half a bucket of electrons on one side of a capacitor, half a bucket of protons on the other so you have a bucket worth of charged particles.
@irrelevance38592 жыл бұрын
@@sharpfang clever lol. I just memorised it and all the equations that come with electricity (the links between the formulas help) and I had to anyway.
@thewanderingmistnull2451 Жыл бұрын
What kind of school did you go to where ninth grade science was mentioning Coulombs?
@nomekop7772 жыл бұрын
"I'm not going to go too deep into the 7 Cs" That's it, that's the joke. Comedy is over, people, let's go. Drinks are on me
@Mecharnie_Dobbs2 жыл бұрын
6:08 As the bacterium steps onto her bathroom scales: "How can I have gained fifty femtograms?" 🧪🧫🔬🥔🦶🛁⏲️📈😭
@jweilage3 жыл бұрын
he really did just make a hella technical video just to explain a joke he made. these videos are why i watch this channel
@joao1812ful3 жыл бұрын
When you said middle C I bursted out laughing like i haven't since quarentine started, thank you kind sir
@lemongrass47692 жыл бұрын
jan misalis jokes are so genius and brilliant i am speechless. this is so in depth and hilarious on such a high level. i love it to no end
@XoIoRouge3 жыл бұрын
10:10 Aww, I was expecting a Seven *Seas* joke. "...extend it into the Seven Seas, which is already known by anyone who knows their world geography."
@hundvd_76 ай бұрын
"I'm not going to go too deep..."
@XoIoRouge6 ай бұрын
@@hundvd_7 Too subtle. Like, the jokes are already subtle - that one is too subtle.. The usage of going "too deep into" a topic is a commonly used definition. Doesn't count as a joke.
@hundvd_76 ай бұрын
@@XoIoRouge I disagree, he said it literally right after "seven Cs" If he at least noticed that it sounds like seven seas, then he also noticed this
@222patapon2223 жыл бұрын
The reason "avoirdupois" is pronounced like that is because it comes from Old French where was pronounced "aver" instead of "avwar", and "pois" like "poiz" and not "pwa" like the modern word
@elliotagnew99603 жыл бұрын
@@owowowdhxbxgakwlcybwxsimcwx You could say that :) Hearing reconstructions of what it originally sounded like sounds more like an English speaker trying to read French with no French knowledge than actual modern French
@natchu963 жыл бұрын
@@elliotagnew9960 In all honesty you can say that old English sounds nothing like modern English either...because modern English just sounds like old French.
@elliotagnew99603 жыл бұрын
@@natchu96 Fair point. Although I do think it's closer than Old French is to Modern French. It's just really weird how Old French sounds. Actually, I wonder if Old French (more likely middle French) influenced the way that English was pronounced during the period they were both spoken in England. That's an interesting thought.
@samsibbens81643 жыл бұрын
In Quebec we still pronounce avoir like in Old French. If you know SPanish pronounciation, we would say avoirdupois as "avoer dupua" (we don't pronounce the S in pois)
@tomasbeltran040502 жыл бұрын
@@owowowdhxbxgakwlcybwxsimcwx it used to be Latin...
@lloydphillips48373 жыл бұрын
You can scale the units logarithmically using (musical pitch) C in different octaves. Just like we have the SI prefixes (kilo-, mega-, giga- etc.) you can use C3, C4, C5, C6 as necessary. So if the base unit for length is c/C4, then c/C5 would be half as long, c/C6 half as long again. Using c/C4 = 1146 km, then c/C24 (twenty octaves above middle C) is ~1.09 m.
@nathangibbs24675 ай бұрын
Clever
@cmyk89645 ай бұрын
You’re a dang genius
@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын
Your voice even gets more and more merrier as the video progresses and the ending is just golden 🤣🤣🤣
@ericeaton23862 жыл бұрын
I started laughing out loud when you got to "one middle C calorie"
@korngotmuted11123 жыл бұрын
"..measured in newtons." measured in.. *fig newtons*
@wdwuccnxcnh70223 жыл бұрын
Yes?
@korngotmuted11123 жыл бұрын
@@wdwuccnxcnh7022 ya like jAZZ
@FiSH-iSH3 жыл бұрын
*fig newtons*
@korngotmuted11123 жыл бұрын
@@FiSH-iSH *rng-esus really givin you all da figgy pudding*
@kennyimammahardika38683 жыл бұрын
You can actually make a unit of force based on the weight (gravitational force) of a piece of fig newton on the surface of the earth. Just take the mass of a fig newton and multiply it by acceleration due to gravity.
@maximkovalkov13343 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, how have I not understood it earlier... I finally figured out who you reminded me of.... Randall Munroe. Same tendency to go down rabbit holes, same kind of VERY diverse and unrelated interests, kinda similar sense of humor. I've been loving these videos so much. *Keep up the fantastic work!*
@discretelycontinuous20593 жыл бұрын
Randall Munroe, the author / artist of xkcd comics. Here is one of his that has a close sentiment to this video: xkcd.com/687/
@Duiker363 жыл бұрын
@@discretelycontinuous2059 Wow. That comic turned out prescient. Better Priuses were built, and now Brexit is underway.
@joda76973 жыл бұрын
@@Duiker36 Fuck i knew about this xkcd but i never thought about that. Fuck. My mind is breakingggggg
@burnv6643 жыл бұрын
I think my math teacher is secretly Randall Munroe
@HappyTrolley0002 жыл бұрын
We had an €€€ system in a physics contest: mass unit that is a mass of €1 coin, distance unit that you can travel in a taxi for €1, and time unit that you have to work to get paid €1, on average. A force was then was just a number: €×€/€²
@bananacat31092 жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching misali’s math videos and trying to understand them instead of just listening to sounds and nodding my head
@pppfan1033 жыл бұрын
When you introduced middle C, i got the joke.
@the_multus3 жыл бұрын
Jackson DeStefano explain, master...
@the_multus3 жыл бұрын
Is it "seven seas"?
@DeenBoi3 жыл бұрын
ccccccc
@unepintade3 жыл бұрын
@@the_multus no it's just that all units have C in them and also the seven seas
@pppfan1033 жыл бұрын
It's more than just "the seven Cs", it's also the sheer absurdity of jan misali taking the time to do all of this. The ever building jenga tower of wonky units that is somehow still structurally sound. That is the joke.
@notoriouswhitemoth3 жыл бұрын
pounds of force per pound of mass gives new meaning to the expression "pound for pound"
@mimikal75483 жыл бұрын
I swear the English pound derived from the value of a pound of gold. And then inflation happened.
@DerplingKing3 жыл бұрын
@@mimikal7548 False. It was derived from the value of a pound of sterling silver as that was how the coins were minted. Hence Pounds Sterling. One pound of silver was then divided into 240 equal sized pieces which were then formed into one pence coins. 12 pence then made a shilling, and 20 shillings a pound.
@jonarmani86543 жыл бұрын
7:19 "If you want to get more into the music theory stuff of it, there's some good videos from 12Tone and Adam Neely that someone watching this video that's interested in the music theory of different tuning systems *has almost certainly* already seen..." Damn. Nailed me.
@hojanson73312 жыл бұрын
British: It’s about 80 kilometres from here. American: It’s about 50 miles from here. jan Misali: It’s about dozen two and eight nif foursy unexianths times the speed of light over middle C from here.
@king_noah_26923 жыл бұрын
7:22 HE’S LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT ME. I’m a musician that watches videos like this one to make myself feel smart in case you’re wondering.
@clockworkkirlia74753 жыл бұрын
Watching things like this is a great way to become smart, so I hope it's working!
@Space_Kalak3 жыл бұрын
This both goes against and entirely compliments everything I've learnt in the last 4 years in doing a physics degree
@pravinrao36693 жыл бұрын
_whispers_ *Physics is just a model.* very arbitrary _fades away_
@pravinrao36693 жыл бұрын
position is as arbitary as other quantities .
@thewanderingmistnull2451 Жыл бұрын
*complements.
@worth779 Жыл бұрын
Always forget how much I love your content, but it causes my heart to beat even still
@zucchini_flowers3 жыл бұрын
Some of your videos go completely over my head. This is one of them.
@whatno50903 жыл бұрын
But first we have to talk about parallel universes,
@popretmaster3 жыл бұрын
watch for rolling rocks in 0.5 C Presses (Commentated)
@CrappyBlue3 жыл бұрын
the Coinless Capless Cannonless system of measurement
@portal63473 жыл бұрын
To make an apple pie from scratch you must first create the universe
@ThisCanBePronounced3 жыл бұрын
"MEANWHILE...."
@chaoticsilver84423 жыл бұрын
@@portal6347 why do I get the feeling this is a reference to something..?
@jucom7563 жыл бұрын
"Idk how to end this video" *ends video* What else was i expecting
@iamthinking2252_2 жыл бұрын
3:38 is surprisingly useful - helps link acceleration from gravity and force from gravity (either of which I guess helps with terminal velocity or just some physics problems)
@Dr._Geno2 жыл бұрын
I've already been watching Adam neely for a few years before I stumbled upon this chanel, so cool that you're posting people to him and others for music theory, and while it makes sense I didn't expect it purely because of how different your content styles are.
@TranslatorCarminum3 жыл бұрын
Well, I've toyed once or twice with a system that measures speed based on the "lux," such that 1 lux would equal the speed of light, rendered useful for everyday purposes only with the addition of metric prefixes. 1 millilux, for instance, would be about 300 m/s, while 0.3 m/s would be a microlux. If you wanted to recalibrate it so that the base unit was more reasonably sized for everyday purposes, you could use the "lucicle" (an Anglicization of Latin "lūcicula," a diminutive of "lūx"), which would equal about 300 m/s (or 1 millilux in the "lux" system). The speed of light itself would then be 1 kilolucicle. Rather roundabout, of course, but still fun to play around with. I've also toyed around with appending metric prefixes to common units of time, such that the dinosaurs went extinct "65 kilomillennia" ago. But your joke here puts all my tinkerings to shame!
@henrymitchell-hibbert94543 жыл бұрын
But Lux is already a unit for luminous flux per area.
@fgvcosmic67523 жыл бұрын
Not its 65 billenia
@andrew_ray3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, when I took Modern Physics in college, I discovered that it can actually be very useful to know the speed of light squared in megaelectron-volts per atomic mass unit (it's ~931.5 MeV/u).
@PokeNebula3 жыл бұрын
Microlux seems more human-useable sized, and is about 1 m/h. name it lucy. (modern english diminutive of Lucille)
@mimikal75483 жыл бұрын
But lucicle is too hard to pronounce to use often
@marks49823 жыл бұрын
As an amateur mathematician, physicist, and musician this made me laugh, cry and die inside. I couldn’t laugh and cry loudly cause people were working
@FireyDeath47 ай бұрын
Ask for 15 minutes off work for everybody so they can spend 12 minutes watching this video and 3 minutes recovering from it :P
@jackskudlarek31389 ай бұрын
I've been trying to find this video for so long! I love it so much.
@artymis24592 жыл бұрын
i dont even know what to say because this entire video reminds me when im tired during physics class and feels like a fever dream
@Amanda-C.3 жыл бұрын
Thanks. Long-time watcher of Conlang Critic. Loving the new, diversified content so far. Watching a good analysis can be very satisfying, and this kind of "soft math" approach is incredibly accessible and engaging to nerds of many varieties. Appreciate the time and effort spent developing this. Most intrigued by the alternative basic units. Interesting implications for a conlang. What kind of alien viewpoint does it take to approach frequency as something more basic to measure than time? What does that do to the vocabulary? Tense and aspect?
@joda76973 жыл бұрын
Wdym soft math? This is a) Physics b) not soft at all but perfectly rigorous c) very representative of how shitty notation can get if left unchecked (and even if checked sometimes)
@clockworkkirlia74753 жыл бұрын
At the bare minimum, I think we're looking at a viewpoint wherein the pitch of communication is vital to the information conveyed, yet time is almost irrelevant. Interestingly, this squares well with a group who considers the *speed of light* a useful way to measure speed. Sapient stars or even galaxies communicating across vast timescales and distances, perhaps communicating through radio waves, as that's where Middle C lies when turned from sound to light. Conveniently, middle C can be transposed upwards into higher and higher Cs, so "C" notes in general could be a way to transmit information up and down the light spectrum. Unfortunately, this falls apart a bit when we get to energy, since a galactic mind could not give less of a flare about a unit that even humans scale up by a thousand to measure food-energy. Still, it's a fun thing to think about!
@Amanda-C.3 жыл бұрын
@@joda7697 Scare quotes because I was using an inexact term. It's perfectly rigorous (otherwise, I wouldn't even call it math, lol), but it only relies on concepts I would reasonably expect, say, a first-day college freshman to be very familiar with. (I might be over- or under-estimating the education level. Been a few weeks since I watched the vid.)
@soren48183 жыл бұрын
I’m tired. All of this flew over my head. . I still enjoyed it though
@FiSH-iSH3 жыл бұрын
same
@cogspace3 жыл бұрын
But at what speed did it fly over your head?
@archdukefranzferdinand5673 жыл бұрын
@@cogspace C
@elliottsampson14543 жыл бұрын
@@archdukefranzferdinand567 that's a coulomb. I think you meant c, not C
@archdukefranzferdinand5673 жыл бұрын
@@elliottsampson1454 I c...
@DanielC010001003 жыл бұрын
I'm immediately in love with your videos
@pedrocampanholi2 жыл бұрын
Um excelente resumo do primeiro ano de engenharia. Entender as diferentes relações entre unidades de medida é fundamental no entendimento dos diferentes mecanismos que nos regem.
@Green0Photon3 жыл бұрын
At first I was skeptical, but now I can't stop giggling.
@vincentgrange50123 жыл бұрын
Using the Coulomb instead of the Ampere for the electricity related units make your system a more logical system than the SI.
@wybo23 жыл бұрын
You cant measure coulombs directly though. Every electrician and even people that dabble in elektricity have a multimeter that can measure voltage and amperes (and ohms and often farads). I am not aware of any device that is used to measure charge. I guess you could have a resistor with a voltmeter across and a microcontroller that can calculate the charge on a capacitor based on the rate of discharge...
@pravinrao36693 жыл бұрын
@@wybo2 just measure force between two charges. I guess having a unit charge like how we have a unit kg is hard.(cause kg doesn't disappear and leak to the surroundings) If we had unit charge then we could just measure the force. Like people go with 0.001 columbs of charge and measure force
@johnrubensaragi41252 жыл бұрын
@@wybo2 Yes we can, because scientists are able to measure a charge of one electron with particles of oils.
@sharpfang2 жыл бұрын
@@wybo2 And you measure watt-hours instead of joules or kg/m^2s^2.
@disinterestedhomo60022 жыл бұрын
"i don't know how to end this video" video ends abruptly. This is my fav video ending of all time
@broski5767 Жыл бұрын
The calorie per speed of light squared is the most ridiculous sounding unit I’ve ever heard in my life and the fact that it measures mass is infinitely funnier
@plantelo3 жыл бұрын
As someone who really likes physics, this was the most fun I've had in a long while.
@aidanmokalla76013 жыл бұрын
The IPA in the 1:38 caption is an amazing touch. thank you.
@JonnesTT2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree that the 7C measurement system should use denumerations based on 100ths and 100ds. To make it even more useful let's mark it as such: [Negative Power of 100 multiplied by] C (i.e. 100) [multiplied by Positive Power of 100] [Factor] [Unit] That way marching speed would be roughly 4C 2 C, if I'm not mistaken.
@descuddlebat Жыл бұрын
The first three c units could be used as a genuine introduction to basis vectors - if common basis is mass (1, 0, 0), length (0, 1, 0) and time (0, 0, 1), you're using a basis velocity (1, 0, -1), energy (1, 2, -2) and frequency (0, 0, -1). Thanks to the zeros, it's trivial to show that these vectors are indeed independent.