A Man Who Can't Golf Plays Mario Golf: Super Rush

If you can't play golf, then this is the golf game for you
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[@RTGame]

I'm a man of many talents

[@scottygaskin3364]

Golfin"ing

[@LuigiMaster987]

And golf is not one of them

[@thecookiewookie5498]

At least you're going to get under par right? I'm still watching the video so don't tell me. Edit: Well, you are now the drift King and the Duke of golfing hazards.

[@oogleyboogley302]

I guess you could say you’re a Man-y talents.

[@GoroAkechi_]

I can see that

[@chief9894]

They used to call him the golf king back in college

[@joe_pinch]

“Golf me daddy”

[@earth6862]

@@joe_pinch toes

[@bilingualistic8514]

@@joe_pinch Memory eraser companies are thriving after that comment

[@Derpymeep456]

Someone else reply so I can say fore

[@manowa3395]

@@bilingualistic8514 Bullets are in even higher demand after that

[@JJ_0824]

Weird how in this game everyone screams in excitement when a bomb is on the course. But when I go down to the local range with a bomb everyone screams and runs away???

[@Msoulwing]

Clearly you forgot to put eyes on your bomb. It puts people off.

[@JJ_0824]

@@Msoulwing shit I also forgot the crown, but still!

[@sirBrouwer]

@@JJ_0824 well that is just undecadent. A naked bomb. The audacity.

[@JJ_0824]

@@sirBrouwer I apologize from the bottom of my heart truly 😞

[@ItsYuhBoyyyy]

Hate when that happens

[@THE_5050]

"How do we make golfing interesting?" "Cardio and explosions"

[@TimeturnerJ]

Mario Golf Super Rush: directed by Michael Bay

[@Kelseylouise8]

@@TimeturnerJ best response Lmaooo

[@Emma-if9bf]

Terrorism, obviously. Don't like the other players? Blow 'em up.

[@mslabo102s2]

Finally, Golf 2

[@Ake-TL]

And shitty controls apparently

[@saltedpeppers6825]

Even if someone is literally being murdered in golf, the announcers would still be as bored as humanly possible

[@user-zz3sn8ky7z]

One time excitement can't distract you from the crushing reality where you dedicated your entire career to golf of all sports, and didn't even get to play

[@ShudowWolf]

"And Andrew Lear has pulled out an M1911, and popped a cap in Jack Nicklaus' ass." "Yes Dave, an interesting strategy on Lear's part, as doing so is at least a Voluntary Manslaughter, possibly even first degree, which could lead to life imprisonment, but could easily mean a spot in the final course, and the long sought-after golden jacket. We'll have to see how this pans out" "Exactly Aaron, such plays are rare but game-changing. If it works, it could set a new precedent of strategies fellow players will employ."

[@1Thunderfire]

Followed by polite golf clapping.

[@energymaster22]

and now we are on hole 12, hole 13, hole 14 in the victims body...

[@Yami_Industries]

@@energymaster22 what no hole 15? oh wait, that ones been played too many times already... nevermind

[@unknowncreature-0069]

Golf gets a lot more interesting when you figure out there isn't really an out of bounds. Sometimes you just hit it into the neighborhood a mile away and have to go on a little adventure.

[@unknowncreature-0069]

@Ned Looker ... I've never seen any episodes of Mr bean but sure

[@unknowncreature-0069]

@Ned Looker I probably will not watch it but thanks

[@iexist2882]

@@unknowncreature-0069 WHAT???? But seriously though, mr bean is a must watch, at least imo

[@hossdelgado626]

@@iexist2882 I live in the US, if I want to watch people act like they have brain damage and can't make logical decisions, I'll just go grocery shopping.

[@iexist2882]

@@hossdelgado626 “That’s rough buddy”- Prince Zuko

[@bilingualistic8514]

"A man who cant _________ plays ________" -60% of Daniel's titles

[@alexnoman1498]

Never change a running system.

[@taintedazazel7238]

"A man who can't drink plays eating simulator"

[@Max-bq1rf]

making incompetense into comedy for content, good enough for me

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

Helps with the algorithm

[@sam4gaming135]

"A man who doesn't have a life plays game of life"

[@StickMaster500]

Finally, RT can use his experience of clubbing baby seals to good use by using it on Toad.

[@katgrogan5288]

@Jo Amon Dear god!

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

@Jo Amon No!

[@leodavis4242]

@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 it contains a bucket!

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

@@leodavis4242 just double checking did you get the reference?

[@leodavis4242]

@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 well yes. I literally commented the next part of the quote 😂🤦‍♂️

[@internettrash437]

Hes not the only one that's gonna have many strokes

[@kawaiicake8038]

He already won this hole

[@charcoalangel7536]

.........nice

[@Ewan-xw3er]

Thatcher

[@neonbunnies9596]

@@kawaiicake8038 so have I.... ;)

[@nullpoint3346]

Two main interpretations. Lethal, and lewd.

[@firstnamelastname3547]

“ why’s there so much firepower” is a phrase that should not be used to describe golf

[@gearhead743]

GOLF, General Ordinance and Laser Firing.

[@hossdelgado626]

@@gearhead743 We were gonna put System after, but Golf sounds better then Golfs

[@gearhead743]

@@hossdelgado626 it was a reference, and while system works, the implication is that it is an action, not an item.

[@hossdelgado626]

@@gearhead743 mine was a bad pun. You dont gotta overthink it

[@noahwallman]

“The less humane the sport, the more entertaining it is” no wonder American football is so popular.

[@hossdelgado626]

Its only bad if they never walk again, but a few Drain Bamages just make for a good season. - NFL.. I guess

[@KatZEdition]

This is why boxing is so popular. Punch Little Jimmy now, get money later

[@Moon-nk3co]

As someone who plays golf, I can assure you that my skills don’t translate well into this game. You aren’t alone Daniel.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Reminds me of something l heard long ago: "In most cases, you can either play Guitar Hero or actual guitar. Not both."

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

For example, you could use the putter as a driver if you hit hard enough. I mean it’ll damage the putter but still possible

[@mejhdhhicbfshihids652]

@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 You can use anything as a driver if your angry enough

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 well the putter especially because it’s vertical like the driver. So you’d have to be _real_ angry to angle the 9 iron like a driver

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 as someone who knows nothing about golf other than 'hit ball into hole'... yes

[@epichuman3198]

Last time I was this early Mario wasn’t an alcoholic, and Luigi’s life hadn’t crumbled into a pit of self loathing.

[@matthewbrodbeck1523]

I know, 2020’s been rough on all of us

[@sirBrouwer]

Mario is not a alcoholic. He is a drugs edict. He just can not function with out his shrooms and goes full tripping if he takes the star shaped LSD. But can we really blame him? Have you seen what crazy shit he has to do as a plumber?

[@justadumb8864]

But toad was still a crackhead

[@totaldan99]

@@sirBrouwer so whens that edict coming out

[@sirBrouwer]

@@totaldan99 Who Mario? He does not really hid the fact that he runs after a mushrooms and murders wild life that gets in his way. the only reason he is after the Princes is that she has even more dugs.

[@ryanmarx7706]

As someone who plays golf as a pastime this incredibly accurate

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

@Jo Amon *spy looks up with pleased surprise*

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

Yes it’s almost painful

[@GreyRush]

"no, he didnt hit the tree because he's perfect" Toad just sitting at +4

[@SerKnightGuy]

Love how Nintendo decided to add artillery strikes to golf.

[@mslabo102s2]

This is some Bosnian Ape Society stuff.

[@hybrid_lives]

@@mslabo102s2 Can your golf club set defend against a main battle tank?

[@awesomeii8346]

@@hybrid_lives have you heard of the tennison gambit intercontinental ballistic missile variation, truly great in golf

[@superboxes69]

Everybody gangsta until Mario goes star mode on a Golf ball

[@Sir_Bucket]

Finally, I want die has a canon adventure with the Mario gang

[@SuperGravyMan]

At some points it was more of a cannon adventure

[@OriginalGameteer]

I want die is now canon to the cinematic mario universe

[@lazarusmekhane439]

The intro having Mario win just because an explosion was set off is literally just Caddyshack. Mario is canonically a Caddyshack character.

[@dogboy334]

Former caddy here, the speed golf mode is very realistic. Whenever I had to double bag (carry two bags at once) I was basically running around the course like Mario trying to get the clubs/yardage for the members. Nintendo really out did themselves with this one.

[@livispuzzled]

“i guess some terrorism happened on the court today” my favorite aspect of golf

[@koenvandamme6901]

You can't spell Gulf War without golf! Sorta.

[@marleytarver9759]

RT's first-ever shot in this game is a bunker. That sounds about right.

[@ShuTheIdiot]

Golf 2. Electric boogaloo. Or just warcrimes. Most probably golf warcrimes.

[@bilingualistic8514]

Golf 2: now with 7% more balls and 100% more warcrimes

[@ShuTheIdiot]

@@bilingualistic8514 lmao

[@kawaiicake8038]

What do you mean?? you cant have rt without warcrimes that's a given my dude

[@hossdelgado626]

The Gulf Golf wars, Punished Toad addition

[@DuckierGalaxy]

8:30 All I could think of was “When Toadette is getting railed”… that’s when I realized I’m too far gone to be saved

[@creator-link]

Deluxe :)

[@that.guy.1208]

Deluxe :)

[@XerneX127]

Deluxe :)

[@crabocalypse]

wrong comment section Joe.

[@creator-link]

Crabocalyps Gaming :(

[@AgentofChaos315]

I like golf when you get to physically assault your competitors.

[@KatZEdition]

I love it when my special gate fills up and I get to shot everyone in the leg

[@Kadavro]

ok, Happy Gilmore

[@joelhaggis5054]

Remember kids, the existence of God is contingent on RT winning at golf.

[@Dooty-Doot]

Don't question it, but they added bossfights to golf. Just don't question it.

[@NerfPlayeR135]

They did the same with tennis and no one questioned that, so…

[@OriginalGameteer]

Obviously that means we'll get boss fight in the new Mario soccer game :)

[@aceofjacks7071]

the battle golf is literally just a reflavoured punishment of Sisyphus

[@D3wd20p]

Damn unoriginal game designers, ripping off the underworld.

[@jesucristocomentador9555]

*Alt title:* Irish man somehow commits war crimes while playing golf.

[@ImAlpine]

It's amazing how RT manages to make motion control games look like the most complex mechanisms in gaming

[@comicbillcomicbill1656]

Golf is the weirdest sport to make an action game out of. Chess would've made more sense for Mario than this.

[@plant7371]

There is an official Mario chess set. You can buy it. To be honest, if you really wanted to, you could play chess with Amiibos.

[@hossdelgado626]

Rooks are just thumps, pawns goomba or Toads, bishop's are yoshi. I'd play it

[@hossdelgado626]

@@cathl4953 Waluigi, you need to ask?

[@1Thunderfire]

I don't know, there's a surprising amount of crazy-ass golf games out there.

[@PMARC14]

Honest the mario golf people should be in charge of the next pokemon if BoTW team is too busy to advise.

[@AgentofChaos315]

Most melodramatic opening for a golf game ever.

[@edwardw214]

ah, so this is where he learnt his seal clubbing skills.

[@giuliasteele]

It's totally a new experience to watch the adventure mode whitout the youtuber going on a tangent about toadette getting railed

[@thatoneguy9582]

_huh_

[@TiStardust]

Heh, I get it.

[@beenguy5887]

You can't just drop something about some youtuber going on a tangent about toadette getting railed and not explain yourself

[@KatZEdition]

Deluxe has officially tainted my view of Toadette

[@JakeGuttormsson]

Now with the new golf Joycon attachment, you can shatter the screen of your tv, while having fun playing Mario golf!

[@NerfPlayeR135]

It’s Wii Sports all over again!

[@hossdelgado626]

'fun' for the whole family, and the neighbors when you lose your grip and take out Fido while Timmy watches in horror, but Fido can wait, it's time for Super Mario Golf Deluxe Ultra!

[@baronvonbork2856]

"This is like Golf obsessed society" Sooo Scotland basicly

[@Monody512]

"Were you having nightmares of double bogeys?" They had the opportunity to make a bogey man joke and they squandered it.

[@Nobody-jg9mu]

The idea of sports except with the balls on fire really puts a different meaning to “You’re on a hot streak”.

[@VGLounge]

17:27 "It's finally my chance to shine" *Dies*

[@bigfudge2031]

This would be fun to see you play with the Irish lads.

[@princesscadance197]

10:25 That reminds me of a story… Once I was driving the golf cart for my father, while my cousin, uncle and grandfather all crammed themselves into one golf cart ahead of us. They had come to a complete stop in front of my father and I, and while I whole-heartedly meant to press the brake, I instead accidentally slammed the accelerator, smashing into the back of their golf cart while the three of them were getting out, and the knock down about sent them down the hill.

[@prollymarkus]

i’ve never seen someone be so concerned during and intro sequence

[@didograce3531]

"It's like salt on the wound" My freshly-tattooed left arm screamed in pain at that thought lmao

[@magicalgh0st]

_~I wanna End Mii~_ _~When Wii all fall asleep, where do Wii go?~_

[@TookiTanuki]

17:28 “It’s finally my chance to shine” *dies*

[@loogi_is_die]

Golf Mario maker 3 ideas but costumes: Goomba shroom: this causes you to turn into a goomba, you have smaller jumps but deal damage to enemies and players sideways Question mark block suit: your jumps are smaller but if you crouch in the ground, you will become a question mark block Spring suit: you always act like a spring but if you crouch you become a sideways spring Gold shroom: you are invincible but your jumps and speed are decreased Super mario bros. Pow: you can bend anything by hitting it, it acts like hitting a brick, your jump is shorter and you cant jump on enemies Doctor's coat: you can shoot pills that don't ignite but can activate blocks also if you jump on enemies you dont get any bounce Star rod: you get 4 extra but small jumps, can inhale enemies and blow them out to activate blocks (no air blow) Morph ball: you can shoot 5 missiles,infinite lemons ,morph into a ball and 5 bombs, the bombs break blocks and the missiles activate them Poke ball: you can shoot electric bolts to stun enemy stacks, bosses and players also activate blocks Pikmin: there are 7 pikmin, you can choose which one you get and b to throw pikmin (you can only have one pikmin) Red: deals 1 jump of damage per 5 seconds, acts like a fire ball Blue: deals 1 jump of damage per 10 seconds, acts normally when in water and in water night themes Yellow: deals 1 jump of damage per 7 seconds, it can carry items and activate blocks Purple: deals 1 jump of damage, it weighs as much as a muncher, it can trigger pows and destroy blocks just by falling on them White: deals 1 jump of damage per 3 seconds, can survive poison water and destroy munchers Winged: gives you a floatier jump for 10 seconds with a recharge of 5 Rock: deals 1 jump of damage and activates blocks like a orange pow inkling: you can shoot ink balls similarly to links bow that make 3 by 3 ink stains, if you shoot one and it hits the ground it makes a 3 block wide stain but you can activate the inkball earlier by pressing l or r again which affects semisolids and other blocks, if you press down on top of ink you become a squid which makes you clip inside the block you are standing on, you act like you are running in normal ground but like in a cloud in semi solids and other blocks, also water kills you and cleans ink gnw mario: you can teleport 2 blocks forwards by TAPPING left or right your jump just teleports you half way up and then up, your fire balls also teleport but one block left and right pac man: you lock on to enemies and can dash into them in 8 directions and if you run too fast you destroy enemies that touch your mouth backpack: you cant jump but you can carry items builder suit: you have 5 bricks that you can place anywhere like in story mode suspicious knife: you can go into any pipe (warp or not) and exit another one in the same warp, you have a knife stab and you can't be detected by enemies, gizmos or power ups Luma: You can spin and send star bits (coins) at enemies

[@bombyman84]

Wha

[@ArnoldiiSaurus]

End mii

[@bingus4795]

mario is the reason shooting stars exist today, kids

[@Brian-xe1gd]

"It's finally my chance to shine!" - Famous last words

[@cheadlestudio]

y'know it seems like Daniel can't do a lot of things now that i think about it

[@glyphin343]

Can't wait for the Mercedes GLA golf cart dlc

[@TheOriginalEwan]

I’m fairly certain a golf commentator would retain the same tone of voice if a bomb went off on the course.

[@justinlopez5238]

10:44 Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger. Tennis with the ball on fire is great, but how about playing tennis with a grenade instead of a ball?

[@suborbitalprocess]

Can this concept work with sports that aren't directly competitive? i.e weightlifting with anti-tank mines, or parallel bars over lava?

[@NerfPlayeR135]

@@suborbitalprocess Or dodgeball with explosives. No, wait, Mario Sports Mix already has that. Edit: I just realized that’s a competitive sport and that I am an idiot.

[@brodyfrable4250]

Thats just hot potato extreme edition

[@Dustifer]

Tennis: On Drugs Golf: I WILL TAKE MORE DRUGS THEN TENNIS CAN THINK OFF.... and look like the opening of a pokemon game (sword and shield)

[@Nitrinoxus]

If the Battle Golf mode supports networked multiplayer, I vote that you play a few rounds with the Lads. We all know how much Daithi, Brian and Sean _love_ chaos.

[@firockfinion3326]

Ah yes, a calm and relaxing game of _battle golf._

[@Meuduso1]

Why will they not make another Mario Strikers, literally the most fun football/soccer game ever!

[@thatguyinthecorner4648]

Fuckin bloodsport is what it was. Perfection

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

Because FIFA and EA would murder their families

[@1Thunderfire]

The only time I have ever been interested in football. I gave my teammates backstories and everything.

[@user-n-a_n-a]

“Surely that’s not in. I’m on a different part of the golf course” as a bad golfer... the comments during the first game were way too real

[@coleredmon1908]

Everybody gangsta until RT starts to play golf. I don't know if you know this, but you know they they called RT the drift King back in college?

[@thomasnguyen1565]

RT: charges the meter right on the flag Twitch chat: *70%*

[@Jaekization]

“The frame rate is better than Pokémon, it actually looks better than Pokémon” oooop spittin hard facts

[@skeleton4672]

Return of John Golf "I'll show you a Mario Golf: Super Rush!!!"

[@Nitrinoxus]

I suspect this golf-obsessed society will last until someone tries to play a round with the Infinity Club.

[@thisguy9479]

when you hit the ball hard, but the controller goes wack and the ball only goes 2 inches

[@chickennugget6684]

This is why the wii remote is forever going to be the best Nintendo controller

[@robertking4372]

As someone who enjoys the Golden Sun series this game upset me

[@TheDarkPugRises]

This is a weirdly accurate representation of how I played Golf in High School T-T

[@neonbunnies9596]

2:26 RT: Uses motion controls Also RT: Has no clue how motion controls works

[@SuperVoodude]

9:30 Yeah. That's half of what made Mario Tennis GB and GBA fantastic! Seems like a lot more love went into this game over Aces, but given how long it's been since the previous Mario Golf I'm happy for the fans.

[@Earmitethemself]

The original john golf

[@stigen749]

I love watching Dan play Nintendo games, it’s so relaxing and calming. Feels like being a kid again watching your older friends play games. It’s hard to explain haha

[@Catterjeeo]

I also like the part where he induces fear in the viewer by screaming

[@stigen749]

@@Catterjeeo Yea haha

[@Nitrinoxus]

Daniel: "Let's just try a _standard_ game of golf first." Me: "How many sarcastic air-quotes should I have around 'standard'?"

[@livedhuman8012]

as some one who likes golfing, this game certainly replicates golfing

[@patrickmuray9639]

When I heard "Nice Shot" at 1:20 I was hit with immediate flashbacks to the masterpiece that is, wii sports.

[@mannofdober873]

Tiger Woods is running! OH GOD! Tiger Woods has been crushed to a bloody pulp by Chargin' Chuck!

[@animal_gal_adventures9885]

1:14 as someone who plays Splatoon it's weird to hear that question being asked and not the opposite of that question

[@lazarus1540]

Cant wait for the infinity golf club

[@_soothsayer_]

"everything here is obsessed with golf" sounds like mario tennis and almost every other mario sports game that exists for that matter

[@Chiefaroni]

Waluigi and Wario have no right having all that drip just to play golf.

[@sam4gaming135]

8:58 this scene is fucked up on both RTs And Vinnys playthrogh

[@TCStink3]

I see IWantDie is following John Golf’s footsteps.

[@muik6516]

welcome to golf. the game where u beat people up

[@shen0226]

I WANT DIE IS BACK!

[@commander_frog]

Anyone can play Mario golf, it’s game of the year after all

[@Pejin8264]

Yeah speed golf irl sounds fun but also dangerous lol

[@harrisonsteward6058]

Really hope he plays this again with friends. Battle and/or speed golf both seem like they would be just as rage inducing as Mario party

[@Connor_Stabler]

17:29 "It's finally my time to shine-" *explodes*

[@juango500]

Hey RT, you should try out like a retro week where you play retro versions of the games you like to play. SimCity 2000, A-Train, stuff like that. I think it would be great!

[@allanpritchett3578]

10:50 me playing badminton with pine cones last week

[@alexsomethingclever4140]

5:35 The way Toad condescendingly yells "YAHOOOOO" As RT hits that shot has me dying ☠️

[@niklasneighbor6726]

7:55 "listen buddy, if i dont clap for her I will have lost that hole too!"

[@cryptic-cryptid]

The Mario x Happy Gilmore crossover we've all been waiting for

[@paulcasanova1909]

One Nintendo executive said to another: "Golfing is fun, how do we give players the experience of getting a stroke" The other Nintendo executive: *snaps finger* "Give me a year, I got the perfect idea"

[@slothfulcobra]

Your whole "Man who is poorly suited to doing X does X" naming scheme is real eye-catching, but this is a bit of a reach

[@edulitoh6742]

I would LOVE to see the Irish lads play battle golf

[@drawnwithlove3499]

I'm less concerned of there being bombs on the course and more concerned on how much RT knows about golf. Who has this much knowledge about golf. A menace, that's who

[@CJ-ln5ov]

Mario Golf just got added to the N64 App and I learned how much I suck at it. So, I figured I’d listen to one of my favorite streamers struggle to make me feel better. Thanks, RT!

[@icyphoenix2401]

My favorite this about this game are the abilities that literally cheat, like the football guy picking up and throwing the ball

[@theogrist2348]

At 10 mins and 20 secs, you talk about how that isn't what he sounds like, but people with existential dread can also be upbeat all the time

[@remito7839]

Imagine golf, but with WWE rules. You try to take a shot but your opponent comes from behind and breaks a table on your head and someone else is tackling everyone away from the hole, while some guy is just suplexing everyone into the bunker.

[@j-j8984]

"IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!"