A Message From God, Church Abuse and Trusting Science | The Atheist Experience 27.37

[@Wiggimus]

Jesus's last words: "I really hope that what's happening to me doesn't become jewelry..."

[@Zxkylar]

Did Jesus made the ✝️ fashionable or did the ✝️ made Jesus well-liked Is this considered a ‘Euthyphro Dilemma’ 😬

[@Zxkylar]

With all that pain 😫😭, who would’ve thought 💭 of such trivial idea 💡 but JC supposedly All Knowing but then again to be 📍✝️ so much for All Powerful, but then again, so much for All Knowing again - to Not Know Another LoopHole 🤔🧐 in God’s Design System 🙊🙈🙉

[@kobe51]

Omg😅

[@armychickenable]

Omg 😂 yes!

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

It is pretty weird that his torture device became a thing hung around people's necks and buildings 😅

[@scottjohnson7248]

Jesus' last words: "You got the wrong man! It was that guy Brian!"

[@dward8024]

Always look on the bright side of life!

[@ALTDOK667]

He's not a saviour! He's a very naughty boy!

[@gabrieledwards1066]

And his face became spotty. Yes, his face became spotty.

[@amandaw6872]

I immediately pictured the dog from Family Guy.... 😂

[@gabrieledwards1066]

@amandaw6872 every time I see the word dog I hear Sean Connery say, "You're the man now, Dog!" I forget which movie it's from.

[@ArcadianGenesis]

You should reject any calls from people who are driving. Studies have shown that driving consumes too many cognitive resources, even when hands-free calls are taken, to interfere with driving safety.

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

They do drop the caller if they detect that they are driving.

[@ArcadianGenesis]

@quecee I thought it was part of the pre-screening process? Somehow one got through today, and they spoke to him for too long before dropping.

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

@@ArcadianGenesis My guess is that sometimes it's hard to tell. Or, since they are on hold for a long time, they might start stationary and then are driving by the time that they get put on. And I don't remember the sequence, but it might take a while to detect he's driving. But maybe they should just immediately drop as soon as the caller admits that they are driving.

[@ookekklibarianbornagain6708]

@@ArcadianGenesis It should be part of the pre-screening process, I know it is on The Line.

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

@@ookekklibarianbornagain6708 They SHOULD warn the caller that they can't be driving while on hold or on the call. Maybe they do and the callers just ignore it, but it should be made clear, if they are not currently doing that.

[@tacitblack4732]

Ya gotta love it when Christians talk about other religions having "false prophets". It's like a shady dude sliding up to you at the bar to tell you how everyone else selling time machines is a dishonest grifter, but his time machines are the real deal.

[@petermcfarlane6749]

That's a great analogy. It really made me laugh, but it's so true.

[@theriffwriter2194]

Yeah, but mine really is.

[@petermcfarlane6749]

@@theriffwriter2194 Praise be the Lord!🤡

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

This comment was written 10 hours in the future, but I went back in time 10 hours to write it.

[@AtheistCulturalMarxist]

Ya got to love it when the atheist Mocks other people's faith-based beliefs when they themselves severely mutilated children because they believe their children have a brain and or a spirit of a different gender in their body

[@t800fantasm2]

Roman: "So, Jesus, what are you doing up there on the cross? Just hanging around?" Jesus: "Yup, you nailed it!" Roman: "So, look, Jesus, I want to get home early today. How about you just die quickly and I can be off? Jesus: "No, Longinus, we've been friends for a while, but it's just not happening..." Roman: "Look dude, it's my wife's birthday and I thought I'd go home and do her!" Jesus: "Not my problem. Why should I die early just so you can get your phallus wet?" Roman: "Oh I see where this is going! You're throwing in Latin words now!" Jesus: "Well, what's in it for me?" Roman: "I'm not going to let you do her!" Jesus: "I know that. It's not what I meant." (Roman looks around.... ) Roman: "Look, I can let you go..." Jesus: "What? What do you mean?" Roman: "Look, I'll let you down, just bugger off and don't come back. If anyone asks, I'll say you died quick and I threw you in the pauper's grave pit...back behind that apartment building we lived in." Jesus: "Well, sounds good, but what if someone see's me? Afterall, I'd be supposed to be dead? I don't want to get you in trouble. You were always a decent guy and as a Legionaire you could be famous, even go down in history!" Roman: "Hmmmm .... Good point." (Roman thinks for a moment....) Roman: "Wait, I've got it! I'll cut you down now, you take off, and if anyone asks, just tell them you died on the cross and the Easter Bunny Resurrected you!" Jesus: "That could work, buy I'll tell them my father resurrected me" Roman: "Your father? Who the f**k is your father?" Jesus: "Well, that's the best part, mom was a bit of a loose woman so who my father is is some what up for debate." Roman: "Well that's it then, wiggle your hands off the nails and I'll cut that rope round your belly with my spear." (Jesus pulls himself off the nails, and drops to the ground, just at the wrong moment) Jesus: "Ouch! You nicked me with the f**king spear!" Roman: "Sorry dude, look, the blood, the whole messy bit looks good... Tell them I stuck you with it to make sure you were dead. Then no one will come looking for you, and I keep my job, AND I get to go home and shag the wife." Jesus: "All good, Lonnie... Jesus: "Bless you!" Roman: "Don't start that crap again. It's why you ended up there in the first place... Now, bugger off!" (Jesus buggers off)

[@ookekklibarianbornagain6708]

Jesus is granted one final request before departure. As Jesus prepares to be sent down to Earth, God says to him, "since you're going to be doing me a huge favour going down to there as a mortal, I'll grant you one request while you're down there." Jesus mulls over the offer for a moment while examining his human body. When his eyes stroll over a particular piece of anatomy he suddenly looks up and snaps his finger. "I've got it! I wanna be hung like this," he exclaims beaming with excitement as he throws his hands up and out to the sides.

[@brucebaker810]

He promised to look Longinus up Real Soon Now and repay the favour. Legend has it Longinus is still waiting...

[@MrCanis4]

And what about Maria rolling around with her neighbor. Became pregnant, and told her husband Josef, not the smart one, that she conceived immaculately by a god?

[@t800fantasm2]

@@MrCanis4 " she conceived immaculately by a god? " I have that one covered too... The Christmas Story. In the Beginning: Mary: "Damn it, you ass, I told you to pull out." Mary: (Gets dressed and goes home to her betrothed) A few weeks later: Seer: "Well, Mary you are with child." Mary: "You are most wise. No wonder you are a seer. Seer: "Don't be stupid, you've got a bigger hump than anything over at Abdullah's used camels" Mary: "What will I do? If Joseph finds out he'll kick me in the cameltoe!" Seer: "Well let's see, maybe we can figure something out. What was the last thought you had when you were making the beast with two backs?" Mary: "I don't know, I just kept screaming "Oh God!" Seer: "Hey I have an idea..." Just a little later: Mary and Joseph are traveling through countryside, Mary: "My ass hurts!" Joseph: (Laughing) "How do you know? Did you ask him?" Mary: "Where are we going anyway?" Joseph: "Bethlehem, I mean Nazareth... Or whatever... Not like anyone will remember it properly..." (A bit later and the streets are full of men in armour) Mary: "You were supposed to confirm the reservation!" Joseph: "I'm sorry, I forgot, and I certainly didn't expect there to be a Legion convention." (Three Magi are sitting in a field eating some strange looking mushrooms...) Magi 1 : " Chew it slowly. It's the good stuff." (There's a sudden bright flash and a beautiful woman appears in front of them) Angel:"Behold, I come to you, bearing tidings of great Joy." Magi3: "Wow, this stuff is good man...) Magi2: "Who are you?" Angel: "I'm called Angela. I am going to place a bright star in the sky to guide you to the birth of the new king " Magi 2: "Out here on the perimeter there are no stars Magi 2: "Out here we is stoned, immaculate" A few days later (even though in real life, it would have taken months for them to get there...) the Magi arrive at the stable. Magi 1:" I still think we should reconsider Brian" (They walk up to the young couple watching a baby playing in a food trough) Magi 1: "Greetings! We are three wise men who followed a bright omen in the sky! It led us to this place to witness the birth of, wait what did you say his name was? Mary: "I didn't, but it's _esus" Magi 2: "Bless you..." Mary : "I didn't sneeze!" Magi 2: "Sorry, so how do you spell his name?" Mary :"_, e, s, u, s" Magi 3: "Wait, What is the first letter? " Mary : " I don't know. It's not been invented yet" Mary: "Why are you called Magi?" Magi 1: "Because we are wise magicians" Magi 2: "Wait, what?" Magi 3: "Oh, oh, oh, Goddddddd!" (Mary lets the child suckle on her breast) Magi 1: "See, we were wise enough to come see some boobies!" Magi 2: "Who is that kneeling in front of Magi 3?" Mary: "Oh, that's the little hummer girl"... (She gets up, and walks out of the stable wiping her chin..." Magi 1:" It must have been a difficult journey for you to get here." Mary : "It was... we travelled many a day and night..." Mary: "Wandering the western dream..." Mary: "Tell you 'bout the maiden with wrought iron soul..." Mary had a little lamb: Mary lets the child suckle on her breast "Oh gross?" A Sadist is someone that won't hit a masochist... Eventually, Jesus and Mary went in to Egypt... (Closing theme playing: "We have constructed pyramids in honor of our escaping This is the land where the Pharaoh died"

[@MrCanis4]

😂😂😂@@t800fantasm2

[@steveyuhas9278]

Jesus' Last Words: "If I may, I'm a carpenter by trade and I suggest going with the 3 1/2 inch galvanized nails for the cross framing otherwise thing's coming down on the first spear jab to the side. And for the love of ME, use a level."

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

Jesus: "Ugh! You're gonna use THAT joint to fit the vertical and horizontal parts? 🙄 Just crucify me now."

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

Jesus's last words on the cross: "Ok, make sure you guys quote me correctly. I don't want each of you making up different quotes for me. I'm looking at you, Luke!"

[@AtheistCulturalMarxist]

The last words of the children of atheist humanist to their parents before they become severely mutilated, no no please don't let them chop it off I wasn't born in the wrong body.

[@grumpyoldman6503]

🤣

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

​@@AtheistCulturalMarxist How about if the young adult consult with their family, their psychiatrist and doctor? Or do they need to also consult with the closest youtube bigot who can't have a human empathy of their experience and only care about their agenda?

[@Fufiloofa]

@@AtheistCulturalMarxist Religious wouldn't wait that long, they start mutilating while they're still infants, you know so they can't even protest

[@peterkotara]

Look at me when I'm talking to you, Luke.

[@FalconStorm]

Sulfur is the 10th most common element in the universe and 5th most common element on earth. But, why would we find sulfur near the Dead Sea? I don’t know, MAYBE BECAUSE THERE ARE SULFUR SPRINGS THERE?!

[@t800fantasm2]

" MAYBE BECAUSE THERE ARE SULFUR SPRINGS THERE?" That and the region is volcanic....

[@sthed6832]

Yeah, and people in the area made up a story about why the place stank.

[@jonclark8252]

Jesus' last words: "When I asked if you wanted to hang out this is NOT what I meant..."

[@jamierichardson7683]

And you got the well hung thing way wrong

[@sonja4164]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hy-roller7771]

6:50 "Jesus, take the wheel. I gotta call the atheist experience!" 🤣🤣

[@az8theist977]

Wow, you have to feel a level of sadness for a guy like Joseph, who calls in to talk about science yet is utterly ignorant of the subject. When he pontificated about the "missing link" my eye roll almost hurt my head. Dunning Krueger is strong in that one.....

[@MrYelly]

A link in a chain, but howlong is the chain, Joseph 😂😂

[@tctheunbeliever]

I think "pontificated" is giving him too much credit. I think he just got it from his Kent Hovind Vocabulary Words.

[@az8theist977]

@@tctheunbeliever Yeah, you're probably right. He didn't actually pontificate about the concept of the so-called "missing link", he just blurted out phrases that he's heard. Thinks it makes him knowledgeable about a subject when it shows the exact opposite.

[@winterflame1965]

Re the guy who said scientific peoples art is dark. My dad was an atheist and painted the most beautiful landscape paintings. He was an avid gardener who saw beauty in all his plants and flowers. He taught himself how to do many things. He had many interests and was never bored. He built things like a greenhouse, a garage…all kinds of things. Nothing he did was “dark”.

[@LoresGate]

I believe you when you say your dad was a positive and talented artist. He is apart of a different generation. I’m just going off on MY personal experience with the artists of MY generation. Everytime I see a work of art by modern atheist online it always has a dark Paganistic aura to it.

[@joshsheridan9511]

@@LoresGate and that just your subjective opinion.

[@SingleDigitDriven]

Jesus last words: “my self, my self, why have you forsaken me? Self, into your hands I commit my spirit.”

[@onlychangeiscertain]

6:05 “Mozes is up there smoking.” - and then he saw and heard things. No words needed.

[@mitchellconner6928]

Joseph: atheists lack imagination. The extent of religious imagination: "some dude did it"

[@mr.perfectcell1887]

Jesus' last words: "Your mom nailed me harder than this."

[@fineandnatural]

The best so far 😂

[@sonja4164]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is a good one!

[@mr.perfectcell1887]

Thank you both, I didn't expect this to get this much love.

[@louiscyfer6944]

@@mr.perfectcell1887 the mom can't nail, the male does the nailing.

[@OldNewsIsGoodNews]

(And re: Rosh Hashanah at about 1:06:45 - You were partially right. It started the previous Friday night and actually went on to include the day you recorded this, since it's a two-day holiday.)

[@juanchox7]

Jesus's last words: hey! Don't leave me hanging!

[@PoochAndBoo]

Jesus's last words were, "I can see my house from up here!"

[@Cindyd-k3e]

Perfection

[@kwood55]

😂😂😂

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

Are you SURE that was Jesus CHRIST? It wasn't Jesus Palin?

[@bokononbokomaru8156]

No. His last word was "OWWWW" !

[@TheSnoeedog]

I thought they were, "God! Damn you!🖕"

[@hl6876]

Sulphur if the 5th most common element by mass on earth, in all sorts of forms and purities

[@holgerlubotzki3469]

By mass, sure, but if you just want to go by quantity then *stupidity* is the most common element on earth.

[@cnault3244]

Jesus' last words on the cross: trying to take his mind off of his discomfort, he looks around and notices a small maker's plaque on the cross. Looking closely he sees that is says "Joseph & Son, Fine Carpenters" .. but the word Son is scratched out. His last words were "You son of a b......"

[@xmillion1704]

Christ's last words, musing out loud: "Hmm, do you think they'll ever make a Lego set depicting this scenario?"

[@ajclements4627]

I’d buy it just for the insanity of it.

[@pernilsson2394]

Thor had a chariot drawn by goats. Odin had an eight legged horse named Sleipner.

[@KBosch-xp2ut]

Joseph’s call can be summed up by the Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers song called “Atheists Don’t Got No Songs”. Look it up….it’s a wonderful song!

[@drsatan3231]

Jesus: get behind me satan Satan: *_unzips_*

[@latamuse7969]

Jesus' last words were "Do not resuscitate. I have suffered enough". 😢But I wonder how a few days of torture could be considered equal to all the sinning of all the people of all times (which is something all christians believe in, I hope?).

[@cafedruid9532]

Jesus's last word "guys, i forgot the safe word"

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

"Pineapple". Isn't it always "pineapple"? Or did I say too much?😳

[@scottjohnson7248]

​@@ChallengeYourBeliefsCongress Tart

[@ookekklibarianbornagain6708]

@@ChallengeYourBeliefs Asparagus is better, I once meet a couple who used a pineapple 🥴

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

@@ookekklibarianbornagain6708 That was YOU???

[@holgerlubotzki3469]

@@ChallengeYourBeliefs Sphygmomanometer!

[@carrie5980]

30:44 "The grey, murky, muddy, bloody world of human interaction." Well said, Johnny P.

[@smochygrice465]

Jesus's last words: More nails, I'm slipping. Good Tuesday Morning 🌞 ACA fans and theists. Peace Love Empathy From Australia 🇦🇺👍 🤠

[@matthewjury4385]

Jesus's last words: "this totally happened and makes sense"

[@Oddball5.0]

I thought they were, “Hey I can see my house from up here.”

[@scambammer6102]

"am I dead enough yet?'

[@holytape1188]

Jesus's last word's.... "My Father, I have been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty."

[@nigelmackay1612]

Question. "Oh my god, did you see that fish, shit, it was THIS BIG"

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

​@@RickLambert963Woo!

[@ajclements4627]

Ricky just boarded the woo woo train.

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

@@ajclements4627 I'm sorry? "Just boarded"? I'm pretty sure he was on the train from the very first stop. 😂😂

[@ajclements4627]

@@ChallengeYourBeliefs He probably has, I just don’t pay attention to 99.9% of his babbling.

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

@@ajclements4627 LOL, I do just skip over his woo, but he's had the woo from the very first time he appeared on this channel. But seriously, I have NO idea what he's on about on the woo front.🤣🤣 But my excuse is that I'm just a bot.

[@joshsheridan9511]

Ely, name twenty of these witnesses (not included the disciples) and where can I read their eyewitness accounts.

[@Yakitori_daisuki_Japan]

If you had Forrest, MD Aware, Johnny P. , and Dr. Ben on the show at once, you could sell PPV tickets like WWE Summer Slam of Logic! LOL😀

[@holgerlubotzki3469]

Here is a hypothetical question @for wwLib. Let's suppose there was a person who truly believed in an omnipotent, omniscient, and benevolent god that promised salvation and eternal life for all who chose to believe and follow that god. This person wanted to share their belief with others so that they might also share in the same salvation and eternal life, and so that person came here to the AXP to share their belief and message with others. And let's suppose there was another person who was a servant and messenger of *Satan, The Great Deceiver,* and all they wanted to do was to lead people away from the truth and into eternal damnation as the playthings of Satan. That person also came here to post dishonest lies and deceit, using all the devious tricks that his master, *Satan,* had given him to use on his mission to harvest souls for The Horned One! So here is the question! *Which of the two people described above would deliver their message and let others read and decide for themselves, and which one would repeatedly delete their posts in an attempt to conceal their lies and deceit?*

[@gotthasossij]

Share your experience: jesus's last words were "be sure they depict me as being white"

[@sonja4164]

🤣

[@jeffsmith3366]

Jesus’s last words “can you feed my gold fish. Gonna be gone a couple days”

[@dannolte5384]

It's so nice to hear Ely sounding like he's starting to learn how to think.

[@Fufiloofa]

Ely will make a great target for con artists/scams

[@paulrichards6894]

he will die a christian...,zero hope for him

[@paulrichards6894]

there was a show on the BBC(UK) about scammers and they are targeting christian dating websites..they see them as an easy target as they already believe in something with no evidence...............one poor Christian woman was scammed for £85,000..............the scammer was supposedly working in Russia and wanted money to buy parts in the oil industry....had to laugh the scammer kept sending her nice bible verses when she sent the money...i felt sorry for her

[@moonytheloony6516]

I just sold him a 3,000 year old suspension bridge, autographed by Genghis Khan, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin for $5,750.00

[@Yakitori_daisuki_Japan]

Thank you for the timestamps!

[@Never-mind1960]

Ely has apparently never heard of historical fiction. Maybe Abe Lincoln was really a vampire hunter. 🙄🙄

[@diogeneslamp8004]

Too busy reading the Bible all the time.

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

Jesus's last words: "This is COMPLETELY unacceptable. Do you know who I am? Get me your manager, centurion!"

[@johnsperry9494]

No, that was Karen.

[@michaelmay5453]

@@johnsperry9494 *Lauren

[@scottjohnson7248]

Getting a troll to delete his comment brings the greatest satisfaction.

[@kieronbrowne7881]

Ely: my nonsense is real but everyone else’s nonsense is nonsense.

[@ookekklibarianbornagain6708]

If you are a victim of abuse why report it to the church? Would it not be better to go to the police or seek legal advice?

[@robertmiller9735]

First, a kid isn't going to understand that, particularly one brought up in that system. Second, the cops weren't separate from the church, it was in the call.

[@jayjasespud]

He said that a lot of the police attended the same church

[@niltonc.7333]

he said many Police officer from his town go to the same church and also brush him off - man, little town are cruel! it is not as easy as you think

[@scottjohnson7248]

Jesus' last words: "Just kidding guys! It was all a prank that got out of hand!."

[@jabberwocky3598]

Jesus' last words: "When I asked to be put up for the night this was NOT what I meant !"

[@dward8024]

Always look on the bright side of life!

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

Sorry, the Inn's full... like the last time. You need a better travel agent.

[@iconifyme]

Jesus's last words: "I'll be back" (In an Austrian accent)

[@robertmiller9735]

To the last caller, remember that the theistic moral argument pretty much always presupposes authoritarian morality. Getting a theist to admit that their authoritarianism isn't actually objective is hard to do.

[@ichsehsanders]

Well just let them define objectivity/subjectivity and explain to them that any "thinking agent/entity" is by definition a subject.... Therefore rules given by such a being couldn't be considerd Objektive by any stretch of imagination

[@Zxkylar]

Jesus’s last words: “Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, I command you to learn how to write ✍️ , if it takes you 40 years - and you better recall and write EVERY events and words I said - verbatim - because atheists are going to question 🙋🙋🏻‍♂️ inconsistencies”

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

And don't worry too much about Christians, they'll believe anything.😂

[@Fufiloofa]

Do you have no sense of humour cause you are a theist, or is that why you became one?

[@windspast]

why would a powerful god even need illiterate sheep herders to write a book for him baffles the mind. Sounds like a weak and puny god, who couldn't even hire a literate secretary

[@KingNik1994]

A book I'd very strongly recommend to Joseph (and everyone else, but especially to people like Joseph) is Bill Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything. It goes neatly through many fields of science, how they got started and why we know what we know.

[@t800fantasm2]

Jesus last words, "Beam me up Scotty"

[@thomasmurrell6908]

Jesus's last words 'Can you leave me some spare nails in case i need someone to put me up for the night'

[@tomroyca]

1:13:45 you are absolutely correct! The Hebrew doesn't say "pearced".

[@scottjohnson7248]

Jesus last words: "If you kill me now you will never find out what the H. stands for"

[@lionheart8503]

The REAL last words of Jesus: "For MY sake, GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING CROSS!"

[@cnault3244]

Jesus' last words on the cross: For the love of dad, can someone please scratch my nose?

[@gr8scott198]

Jesus exclaimed, "Oh my dad!...I'm cross contaminated!"

[@jamiegallier2106]

Awesome show, Johnny P is always great and MD Aware is a welcome rare treat.

[@PaulBrown-uj5le]

Is the first guy calling and Googling while driving lol.😂

[@Gnome_with_no_name]

Me again - I have some sulfur crystals. Not from the Middle East, somewhere in North America if I remember correctly. Does that mean sodom and Gomorrah is in the United States?

[@tempestive1]

J-sus's last words - "Nailed it."

[@shanewilson7994]

@Joseph - you don't seem to grasp what a majority of our positions when we say we are an atheist. And you don't know what an archaeologist is. And there are no missing links with evolution. That's not a thing.

[@scottjohnson7248]

Jesus' last words: "Father, why have you betrayed me? You threw me under the Barrabas."

[@janga75]

😂😂😂😂

[@DavidGraybeard]

Crucifixion was used in the 6th century BC, by the Persians. Also used by the Assyrians, Carthaginians and Greeks, well before the Romans. Why do believer just make shit up?

[@kr00m]

Jesus' last words were, "Going out for smokes. I'll be right back..."

[@markcarr68]

"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

[@earthskater13]

Beast, I have no idea if you'll see this, but I'm also in Colorado, please reach out if you need help/community. You've got it here

[@scottjohnson7248]

Jesus' last words: "Well, that didn't end well!" (also what I want on my headstone, btw)

[@amtlpaul]

The ASI Spartan Lambot Just in case we forgot What it posted a hundred times before Will post it at least a hundred times more

[@ministryofarguments3525]

Please do not communicate with the troll directly other than to demand his post be deleted.

[@Gnome_with_no_name]

So I just looked up Sennacherib. While the city of Jerusalem did not fall to the Assyrian siege, if you look into the aftermath, Hezekiah ended up paying a larger tribute and released the king of Ekron. Furthermore, contemporary Babylonian chronicles fail to mention any surprise defeat of the Assyrians. The Bible isn’t very good at telling complete stories.

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

It's almost as if the Bible is NOT 100% historical. 😱

[@holgerlubotzki3469]

@@ChallengeYourBeliefs Don't tell Brad.

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

@@holgerlubotzki3469 It seems Brad's taking a break... to probably create an alt as he has totally destroyed his reputation.

[@holgerlubotzki3469]

@@ChallengeYourBeliefs Brad will be back as soon as his last dose of self inflicted humiliation wears off.

[@ajclements4627]

@@holgerlubotzki3469 At least he feels a bit humiliated, most trolls just double down on their ignorance. Who knows, if he gets humbled enough, he may stop making alts altogether and just look silly with Kentucky Fried Brad.

[@sheilah8516]

The Persians also crucified people as early as the 6th century BCE.

[@petermeichan3160]

@MD, King Arthur never existed the legend was plagurised from French and Germanic myth

[@dangelo1369]

Why is it that apologists meander when they cite scripture instead of getting to the point? It shows me that they have a superficial understanding of their own “revealed word” text.

[@petermeichan3160]

he;s not the Messiah, he's a very naught boy - Life of Brian

[@ministryofarguments3525]

naughty

[@deanflorio939]

Funny too how those in christiondom mocked those in the "Heavens Gate" for having strange beliefs. But Christian beliefs are just as crazy really.

[@StevieSCustoms]

Jesus’ last words, flapping his arms while falling forward: “Feet first, FEET FIRST!!”

[@jabberwocky3598]

Jesus' last words: "Hide the eggs!"

[@scottjohnson7248]

Jesus' last words: "Actually, I did say 'blessed are the cheesemakers'."

[@davemacdougall6039]

Ely's brain is not working, even a tiny bit. Every single reply was a non-sequitur.

[@BriansManCave]

Jesus' last words: "Look Ma, I look just like guy on my necklace"

[@DiMadHatter]

Jesus last words: 🎵"always look on the bright side of life" *whistles* 🎶 oh wait, wrong guy

[@ookekklibarianbornagain6708]

👏Bravo you have the best answer🍻

[@redwatch.]

Jesus' last words: "I should have worshipped Jupiter."

[@brucebaker810]

I shoulda listened to mom.

[@sam7bam]

Ely has strong 'Kevin from New York' vibes. They'd get along real well, I suspect.

[@scottjohnson7248]

Jesus' last words:: "It would be great if you guys could wait at least thirty years to write any of this down."

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

Lol! A cool-down period so that you can just make up your own version of what Jesus said on the cross. 😂

[@scottjohnson7248]

​@@369spartanReported as spam

[@ookekklibarianbornagain6708]

@@ChallengeYourBeliefs SpamAlot sure has it's Budgie smugglers in a knot.

[@joshsheridan9511]

@@369spartan well that's some self descriptor, madam

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

​@@ookekklibarianbornagain6708"Budgie smuglers"? You have so many colorful phrasing!😂😂😂 I love it!

[@anthonysmith8800]

The irony of Joseph from GA saying "atheists limit their imagination blah blah blah" then going into a long script, showing his total ignorance in thinking only Christians can do art, not understanding archaeology or knowing the origin of Algebra etc. OMG!!

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

But, but, he's an "agnostic" so he's just "asking questions". I thought that was a good enough excuse to make as many fallacies as you want...

[@Heathen.Deity.]

Yup, Joseph is just one of the many IMAX callers from over the years.

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

Jesus's last words on the cross: "Ow, ow! Splinter, splinter!"

[@MichaelYoder1961]

Jesus' real last words were "Peter! Peter!...I can see your house from here."

[@blakewalker84120]

48:20 "Muslim geometers looking at the beauty of the world and they developed algebra." Well, don't be too quick to give the Muslims credit for that one. The earliest use of algebra existed 2500 years before Islam existed. Maybe you meant to say that Arabs developed algebra, which seems to be true, but they did it long before any of them were Muslim.

[@embraced34]

Jesus' last words on the cross: "I'll take Satan's offers now."

[@JereKeys]

Jesus on the cross "Look at the time, I've got to get to Jackson County, Missouri. The Mormons were right!"

[@anthonysmith8800]

Jesus's last words on the cross: "See ya later losers. I'm off to join my dad in an all-inclusive 5-star resort"

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

Jesus's last words: "Does this cross make by butt look fat?"

[@moonytheloony6516]

make by butt look fat? that makes zero sense...

[@ChallengeYourBeliefs]

@@moonytheloony6516 Yes, it makes zero sense. r/thatsthejoke and r/whoosh

[@moonytheloony6516]

@@ChallengeYourBeliefs makes by butt look fat.... read that out loud and tell me which word ya got wrong and why it would make no sense.

[@holgerlubotzki3469]

Jesus's last words - "See you in coupla days when the hangover wears off.."

[@enidkapelsen3694]

“Sweet Jingus Chringus”, I’m taking that.

[@dramakween69]

Ely obviously didn't listen to anything that he was told on the "other call show." So many contortions, such dishonesty. Fascinating.

[@curious5661]

Jesus's last words: "I did not mean to giggle when you mentioned the name of your friend, Pilate! Honestly!"

[@stevensilvester183]

He has a wife you know

[@elmartell5724]

Ely- "Because they wanted to be deceivers." I'm so embarrassed for you, man 🤦

[@smochygrice465]

Fantastic Show as Always 🥰 Keep up the great work. Peace Love Empathy From Australia.

[@drsatan3231]

You can keep the Pavlova, just give us back the Farlap, you thieving aussies!

[@smochygrice465]

@@drsatan3231 What did you except from a bunch of convicts 🤠

[@drsatan3231]

@@smochygrice465 🤣

[@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2]

​@@smochygrice465 happy firsties.

[@joshsheridan9511]

Happy firsties

[@Egooist.]

37:30 "Faith stops the investigation ..." > _"Das Gegenteil von Wissen ist nicht Nichtwissen. Das Gegenteil von Wissen ist Glauben. Nichtwissen ist der erste Schritt, sich neues Wissen anzueignen. Glauben ist der letzte Schritt, sich neuem Wissen zu verweigern."_ [Gunkl] (The opposite of knowledge is not unknowing. The opposite of knowledge is faith. Unknowing is the first step to acquire knowledge. Faith is the last step to reject knowledge.)