A Message From The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers | The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast EP 28

[@dent4life]

Not enough ads.

[@toastedjoe1013]

They need that diaper money.

[@TheJoshDM]

US: No Andy and Jorma? SETH & AKIVA: Wait, hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out.

[@mangler103]

10 minute episode, 5 minutes of ads. Teasing a Digital Short we've all already seen. Absolutely hilarious bit.

[@canadaclaret]

FOR FREE! ON A DEVICE THAT LETS YOU SKIP OR LEAVE!!!!

[@rykemapo]

And no link to the short if you haven't seen it

[@caesarvolz6945]

@@canadaclaret AND WITH A COMMENT SECTION THAT ALLOWS YOU TO LEAVE FEEDBACK!!! SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

[@catpubes]

It’s literally like, “hey, like, it’s cool if we just give you the middle finger right?” Lol. Still funny.

[@KiwiLovesPickles]

Summed it perfectly.

[@theoriginal1971]

In life, we celebrate the wins (Sushi Glory Hole) and mourn the losses (no new full lonelymeyers ep this Monday).

[@DaddyFatherDad]

Yeah agreed 😂

[@sap226]

Ads end at 7:01

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

Hear us out Hear us out Hear us out Hear us out

[@justletmein]

Don’t leave Don’t leave Don’t leave Don’t leave

[@HappyFerretCo]

Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? Where you going?

[@razzledazzyl]

Sushi. Glory. Hole.

[@cdbsk76]

It's Sushi. Being. Fed. Through. A Hole. In. A Wall.

[@BrittsBees]

Jorm we missed you in the short!

[@lb5368]

The X's over Akiva and Andy's faces, I can't 🤣

[@sammyjeanh]

Andy after playing Connor 4 Real, do you think your “flow” has changed? Will of piece of Connor live within your forever, full day lewis style?

[@Runduchess]

11min of content AND you stuffed in an ad read. Well played

[@oldanslo]

The ad read was over a third of the run time.

[@Peggyee123]

In case you don’t let them return to the podcast, please let Akiva and Andy know that the 80’s wall street daddy look really worked for them as a possible alternate career

[@xo.d_munii]

THIS

[@johnmathewson9313]

I screwed up the rules and entered a SGH when I wasn’t sober. It was a hard lesson to swallow.

[@oldanslo]

Much like a regular GH.

[@michelmayhem]

You know it's fishy if it doesn't smell fishy. And even then, it's still potentially fishy.

[@VictoryXR]

Wait, they made that song a year ago!?!? Man, I hope they release a new album

[@anthonyfabel8463]

Seth doing impressions of all 3 of them at the 9:27 mark is hilarious.

[@keatonclark3017]

Did you guys really need an advert on a 10 min video about not having an episode lol

[@Billkwando]

More like they needed a 10 min video about not having an episode, to have an advert on it.

[@matthewgeiger9188]

When in Helsinki I was told it was pronounced Sow-na, not Sah-na. Any thoughts Jorma? Also Land of the Lost is one of my favorite movies of all time and I am SO bummed it didn’t perform better I’d get better reviews.

[@jjunture]

The Digital Short was glorious. The whole thing was glorious. The whole thing. Glorious. Wholly.

[@juzoli]

Well, yes, but hear me out…

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

I am stupid happy that they were back on SNL

[@carriefrazier1809]

And Sue, she loved it

[@MOLRobocop]

Wait, you guys sat on Sushi Glory Hole for a whole year?!?

[@HugoOropeza]

For the amount of commercials couldn't you have done a YORM LAND OF THE LOST deep cut?

[@MosHighChadro]

I'm waiting for "Flags of the World" Shit is underrated.

[@amandajorrin]

i was at the show, sitting in the last row and my jaw dropped when i saw andy and akiva step out to look at the monitors. the second i saw that “snl digital short title” i audibly gasped and im pretty sure they heard me. felt very surreal to see the first short in a long time right next to the guys who made it 🥹

[@bondfool]

I’m pretty sure I heard your gasp on the show!

[@Jenniferlwarm]

Omg that is my dream

[@lb5368]

You have touched greatness, and I feel like you understand 🙏🏻

[@ahchiu9]

SGH. Saunas Go Hard

[@stevenwymor1398]

Sushi Glory Hole was hilarious! The aggressive stance of the guys doing the pitch was just too funny.

[@PowerGlove79]

Hear us out (hear us out)

[@Lechugameister]

Seeing "An SNL Digital Short" fade in immediately launched me back into high school trying to get Hulu to buffer in the computer lab

[@MadameWario]

I would just love to know where these unhinged concepts come from. 😂 From freaking Stork Patrol back in the day to now Sushi Glory Hole… WHAT?! LOL!! TLI will never not be my favorite brand of humor. 🤣💖

[@Burnettski9292]

Lmao one third of this episode’s runtime is an ad

[@benrowe9491]

It was a good idearrr

[@primis82]

Lol Seth's Jorm impression was very Derrick Stories, so I had to go listen to them all again, thanks for that 😂😂😂

[@Vixen417]

Loved it!

[@mmmatches]

It was so great, I didn’t know who else to tell so I’m posting it here

[@Localkarenruinseverything]

Jorma! You sound so much happier than last week. I made the mistake of watching SGH at work, so now my coworkers and I have a new plan for the bathroom. Wish us luck. Also, are we going to be lucky enough to get a Popstar episode someday?

[@lb5368]

Seconding the ask/demand for a Popstar episode. Specifically focused on how the bananaphone cut scene became real.

[@jenscarstap]

Seth and Jorma = super considerate podcasters 🤝👏👏👏

[@dereklangston9]

Sushi Glory Hole was incredible and I cannot wait to hear what else y’all have coming up in the future. “Can't be eatin’ omakase in the middle of the street” is the greatest lyric in the history of music

[@jayhawk7677]

I heard them out, I wasn’t disappointed

[@rickfromwork]

SGH? More like SMD. Subjecting listeners to nearly 4 minutes of ad reads in a 10:37 video. Really? More like *really* feeling those budget cuts at Late Night, huh, Seth? SGH? Seth. Gargles. Huevos.

[@Billkwando]

Guessing they were contractually obligated to do a pod this week, so we're lucky it wasn't _just_ ads. 🤣

[@rgs8970]

To paraphrase the song, sometimes you're gonna get dick 🤷🏻

[@epichaiku]

Thank you for listening to our feedback! MORE SAUNAS! SGH! Saunas go hard!

[@OhHiyal]

Echoing what Andy said in a previous ep, Akiva does look younger in SGH

[@CanadianDogMom]

Things I love (in no particular order) • the podcast • Lonely Island • Late Night with Seth. Thing I JUST learned I love (because of the aforementioned other 3 things)- NYT Spelling Bee- what?!? Thing I do NOT love- SO many missing words! Today? At least 10 legit, unrecognized words: anethol; halon; enhalo; tolane… (Andy, Jorma, Akiva, please note appropriate use of semicolons 😉)

[@joebrim]

This new short was a BANGER. Are we entering into an new golden era?! I think so.

[@ChrisLeder]

Hello Lonely Island and Jimmy Meyers, On Saturday night, when the SNL DIGITAL SHORT title screen appeared on my TV, my wife exclaimed loudly, "It's finally happening!" which in and of itself is remarkable because she is a cold woman not prone to spontaneous outbursts of joy. We paused the television so that our family could witness this together. I quickly bounded upstairs to rouse my children, throwing back their Cha-Ka bedspreads and carying them downstairs in their Kevin Powell pajamas. "Uncle Jorma is back, children," I cried through tears of joy. My wife and I exchanged a loving glance, which again is rare in large part due to her feeling I am largely an inadequate lover. My young son and daughter, clutching their framed photos of Jorma as Pee-Wee Herman, watched with glee as Sushi Glory Hole aired. We then rewound and watched it eight more times. What a laugh! The wordplay ("That's not how you say 'idea!!'" my toddler daughter shrieked), the fully-developed characters who seemed so very real (guess I better get to work on the Halloween costumes!), the award-winning performances. My children commented on it all. "But," they begged, "whither Jorma?" For they understand that which was dawning on us all. Two of the Lonely Islanders were present, but not Jorma. The children cried themselves to sleep. Fitful, nightmare-plagued sleep though it be. So I guess my question for you guys would be: What is Bill Hader's favorite color?

[@Billkwando]

tl;dr

[@alvaromoe]

3:12 ad ends at 7:00

[@cameronreeves3666]

lol just two guys with a great idea, but you gotta listen to the whole pitch

[@TylerMatthewHarris]

Keep doing no-video. Genius move

[@mdfauser]

Did the music video for We Are Scientists song "after hours" come before or after the dog kissing roommate SNL short?

[@michalczyk]

SGH is of course: Szkoła Główna Handlowa

[@razzledazzyl]

Seeing all these comments complaining about the length of the ad reads in this video after we’ve been eating good on glory hole sushi all weekend has me shaking my head. Don’t like it? Scroll ahead or hit stop. You’re getting free entertainment, don’t complain or you’ll find yourself on the wrong side of a paywall.

[@katerocks82196]

Sushi Glory Hole, for the win!

[@oldanslo]

Should have subbed in PDD and seen if anyone noticed.

[@dearhorse085]

Hey everyone, this is Hippocrates

[@FluidoftheDruids]

Who else is still here listening after 7:43? 🙋

[@matt99284]

SUSHI GLORY HOLE HEAR ME OUT

[@albertdesantis7738]

Here us out!

[@ty_sylicus]

What's the new short?

[@l0zz1em0zzi3]

but fr we need a spin off podcast of just Seth and Jorm talking about saunas

[@jesiwhelan3639]

SGH: Sisters Gettin High (where sisters = nuns)

[@protomooncreative]

Can’t spell Criterion without SGH

[@hakimitus]

SGH - Super Granola Hands

[@mellowmarshyxiv5964]

My SGH guess was Such Good Hams

[@Aven9er]

podcast shoulda been called the lonely meyers and instead of seth's corner, it shoulda been seth's island.

[@primis82]

Not the Xs on Andy and Kiv's faces 😂 this was a cute lil message, I hope Jorm is now feeling better having seen his family and that he plants more trees! ❤❤❤

[@dbagette]

Kiv is in the sponsor read so he gets a talking X 😄

[@primis82]

@@dbagetteyeah I thought they might remove it for the ad portion but the talking X is funny 😂

[@SqueezeBurger]

I really like that we'll get an analysis of SGH on a pod episode 3 years from now.

[@abarfriedrich5027]

This was shorter than a Short... What am I gonna do with the leftover time?

[@jake99061]

This podcast needs video

[@superme2k1]

Long time listener, first time commenter. The best part of the song is thinking that they put in "where you going" and "hear us out" at the exact time they expect people to walk out.

[@trident3888]

YES!! they knew exactly when people would start getting up and leaving lol

[@adelemckeon]

I was hoping to hear more about things that Jorma doesn’t remember but I’ll stay for the saunas and the digital short song which is obviously “SETH GET HELP!”

[@charlesvelazquez7997]

DO AN EPISODE ON STORK PATROL

[@matthickman6007]

Assuming the next ep is SGH, would it be funnier if Andy plays a voicemail of himself reminiscing on its creation or if Andy & Akiva play voicemails of each other?

[@EdwardThimbleHands]

I didn't know this was a thing, but I likely wasn't recommended the podcast because I selected for KZbin to not recommend me anything from Seth Meyers. Now if y'all could remove him from past and future episodes I'd love to listen to this thing.

[@TrevorJStarkey]

When I saw the new short, I thought how annoyed Andy must be that he was going to have to do another episode of the podcast down the line. But I see the tradeoff was that he got to skip this week.

[@jennymwitcher]

Jorma: you're doing the right thing. I ignored arborist-given advice to remove a tree because it looked fine and I liked it. It fell on my house during the polar vortex while the power was out for days and when it came back on the pipes had burst and the house flooded and the homeowners insurance jerks canceled my policy after payout. Soooooo... yeah. Also, hubs and I were DELIGHTED to have the boys back on SNL. though we were sad that Jorma was missing. And we're excited to see what Jane Wickline brings! Happy 50th!

[@wheresmylightbulb]

SGH: Serious Ghost Hunting

[@JonneBackhaus]

As a fin, i approve the intro

[@alaric_]

Torille!!!

[@Billkwando]

Do you _lurrrrve_ it? 😉🤣🙃

[@Starlysh]

Finally, a Finnish sauna pod. I hope we get another special bonus pod later this week!

[@Sweagerz]

WE liked it

[@animalarmy]

Imagine that

[@sethervin4165]

My wife and I freaked out when Akiva and Andy showed up on SNL! I was like ‘Wooooah oh my god holy shit!’ and my wife was like ‘Jake peralta and some guy! I guess’

[@danyglen5270]

lolz why am i subscribed to this?

[@dusrus]

Okay... I feel like I learned NOTHING about saunas this episode! 💀

[@spanish2boys]

Hey Guys, Whats with all the Steven Seagal references in your songs?

[@fuelvolts]

This marks a month now without a discussion about an actual Digital Short. :(

[@chrismorgan422]

I agree with the very emotionally healthy commenters. How dare you have made professional, contracted agreements with advertisers that means having to deliver ads in a certain number on a certain basis, necessitating an episode when two of you were not available? And to have the audacity to surround those ads with an explanation of why there is no full episode, and to put in effort to make it funny? Not to mention the sheer gall to actually work to make the ads people will inherently bitch about no matter what entertaining week to week when you could easily run company-provided ads that would take no effort from you. The fact Jorma would stoop so low as to leave his home and sit in his care to give us a smidge of new material is appalling. And the way you forced all of us to listen to this episode even though it was labeled in such a way to make it clear one could skip it if so inclined is truly on par with a war crime. Shame on you!

[@ClassicBookASMR]

Loyla that is fed through a grate in the wall

[@BloomLewis]

Question: Are you ever gonna do the Casey Kasem sketch that Bill Hader has talked about on Second Chance Theater? Every time Bill mentions it I cry laughing and feel pure rage that it never went to air lol

[@SONICgokuverine]

Am I too late to try for the billion dollar prize?

[@greghark6863]

I’ve been pretty bummed that we haven’t gotten a Chocka episode yet I’d love to know how method you went with that

[@alexisc6136]

SGH was soooo good

[@VithanKannan]

hear us out (hear us out) hear us out (hear us out)

[@chatsidefires]

I don't want to know what the message is enough to listen to 10 minutes of this. Celebrity podcasts about their own past work have made me hate things I've loved for a long time so I will not listen to this

[@andrewhamell2274]

SGH was redonk.

[@CinnamonQuills]

Okay but why WASN'T Jorm in the song and Digital Short? He was missed!

[@fuelvolts]

They came up with that song a year ago and just now made the video for it. Jorm is with his family after being in Europe for weeks. He didn't feel like leaving again after just getting back to go to NY. Solid man.

[@lamangen8905]

This is not the 4 shock jocks i have come to know and love, this is barely even 2 shock jocks. I understand but it feels wrong being half jocked

[@dzdj]

I like how this was just ads, with an explanation that Sushi Glory Hole interrupted the pod. That said, can someone (Seth) ask the gents if a new album is coming and/or more new music because I've listened to SGH like 23849057 times, its so good.

[@TiffanyRogan0]

How are you not doing ads for saunas at this point?

[@MitchMeetings]

I love the digital short but you guys don't got 1 or 2 in the bank at all times? What if one of you gets a cold, or has a unexpected work opportunity (wink wink) a podcast with 4 ppl who are doing show not around current events should have a few always in reserve. Newbs

[@xo.d_munii]

its sushi. being. fed. through . a hole. in the wall.

[@sallyostling]

It's Monday!!

[@rgs8970]

Better get the boys in the studio quick before Jorma forgets everything that happened while he was not making the short!

[@EpiCz_Izzy]

Should’ve Gone Home

[@chaselepard]

Sauna Guys Here

[@sheridan7475]

You guys are the best 💙🏝️

[@maryam1952]

They were busy doing the sushi glory hole 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[@NicholasBradsher]

I genuinely think it's bad form to have ads take up 50% of a ten minute episode. I used to be able to let it go, but 100+ episodes of watching Seth entertain jackals has really changed me

[@MaryAliceTolbert]

Loved the new short. But you guys are torturing me. I have been waiting for Hero Song for a while now. (I know the nightmare one is next). Hero Song makes me laugh so hard. Thanks for the shorts and the podcast.