A Migrant Caravan Has Donald Trump In A Panic | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

The discovery of a migrant caravan travelling from Central America to the U.S - Mexico border has lead to a series of panic filled announcements made by Donald Trump.
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[@JenniKellogsbrand]

What have these people been through to pack their life in a backpack and walk away from their homes and communities. These people are desperate and in need. We need more empathy. Not more hate.

[@FerrickAnima]

dskmb3 they do if they seek asylum legally and is granted, and at the very least learn to use the English language properly, as you are right now you're no different than your xenophobic brain dead clown of a president

[@ricardoguanipa8275]

Sorry but you are not going to Save under-developing nations by bringing everybody to Western Europe or North America. It is more efficient and Logical and Cost effective helping Africans while they are in Africa and helping Central American while they are in Central America

[@Papershire]

You're right Ricardo, I'm gonna take my money and my family and go to Asia and improve the communities there. I mean the weather's pretty good.

[@sweetrocka4978]

Blue Bug, how many of these people are you willing to house in your living space? Thats what I thought, take care of a homeless person before virtue signaling, I'm sure you see plenty

[@BadGrief]

Most of their values are incompatible with western values. It has nothing to do with empathy or hate. It's callred reality. This isn't a world were empathy trumps reality. Facts > Your feelings.

[@Afmadow]

America >funds multiple dictatorships in South America out of greed >Complains when the people whose countries they've ruined come to them

[@jamescooper5028]

Chelsea fc same as in the Middle East lol

[@ginamelendez6603]

Chelsea fc kind of what they did to honduras.. they are supporting a corrupt president that illegally chose himself for other 4 years of presidency...

[@adik4309]

Chelsea fc So South Americans general incompetence is because of America what next Chelsea’s bad season because of USA lol

[@Afmadow]

Jasmine Kaur Actually it is, you have never heard of the banana republics? Pinochet? I could go on.

[@chachatheone1]

Chelsea fc very true!!

[@LostInSaipan]

From chain migration to the caravan from Honduras. What's next, Martians tying to enter the Eastern border?

[@davidgadenne7130]

funny

[@NewMessage]

Hire them for Mar - A - Lago? He should hire them for his cabinet.. plenty of career opportunities there, I hear.

[@Mictla155]

Very true. I'm sure most of them would do a better job as well.

[@bdf2718]

They're not corrupt enough.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

There’s a bunch of Asgardian refugees in a spaceship looking for a new home...

[@SirDavidPaladin]

They'll probably get in. Except that Heimdall. There's something about Heimdall Trump doesn't like.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

SirDavidPaladin : The president won’t like Valkyrie either, or Korg, or Hulk (he likes Banner though).

[@zigowl1193]

SirDavidPaladin, you are a funny human being. There is now coffee all over my phone.

[@anamarquesx]

I can't keep up anymore. who has the energy?

[@MJTheFirst]

"Its sort of like how girls go the bathroom"XD

[@juliaabrahams1535]

M.J I

[@HesteBremse]

"We will be getting our wall very strongly" - How do you do that....?:D

[@JoshuaCampbelll]

Little blue pill? I dunno....

[@donjincieraad8317]

by farting northing

[@markmizen1255]

Impeach this guy already.

[@marfisilva]

They know and choose the perfect combination of words to trigger his weak mind 😣

[@sweetrocka4978]

Lina,. obey US immigration laws or go back to your country, not hard to undertstand, you obviously have no respect for borders, law breaking advocate

[@sweetrocka4978]

Im sure you teach your kids to steal as well

[@marfisilva]

sweet rocka chill... I don't live in the US and never want to. I'm just another human being concerned about how easily he can be manipulated😒

[@jokuvaan5175]

sweet rocka. Like it was said in the video. That's exactly what the people were doing. Their goal was all along and still is to apply for US citizenship leagally in Mexico

[@BadGrief]

Weak mind? The dude won the presidency by essentially bullying and over powering every other candidate. That isn't weak you leftist fool. You're clearly projecting!

[@SuigaRou]

I hope one day Fox shows Independence Day instead of Fox and Friends so we can read Trump's tweets about how an alien invasion is happening.

[@azoth6641]

SuigaRou Don’t jinx it!

[@hekate5561]

Or even better, 'The Day After Tomorrow' so that they try to flee to Mexico.

[@DarkSoulSama]

What if all those immigrants are just trying to get to Canada? :\

[@spiritualanarchist8162]

'' While they build walls at the south, the attack came from the east' :quote from a future History lesson on the fall of the U.S......:-/

[@SandroAerogen]

I'm going to assume you are talking about Russia. They would attack from the North and the West instead, as that is a much shorter route.

[@Rainer67059]

America has the moral duty to admit people from the east, from across the Atlantic, Europeans, Western Europeans. America fails to fulfill its moral duty after World War Two, starts to admit people from the south instead. America not only opened the border to the South and closed it to the East, America made up stories about how the South is desparate and poor and how the East, Europe is rich, and how it's even beneficial for poor Europeans with no special skills to keep them out. When Trump started to promise to build a Wall during his campaign, Americ started going in the right direction to finally fulfil her duty to admit people from the east and recognize them as poor and underprivileged. But Trump and his base fail now. And you are mean-spirited.

[@Azulakayes]

Migrant Army?

[@hotcoffee6911]

Azulakayes peacefully don't forget peacefully

[@townsville69]

One of the most powerful military's in the world but US cant defend their southern border (according to trump).

[@donjincieraad8317]

ofcourse not the border is like swiss cheese. Lots of holes, not many people know, we have a border .. south.. mexico.. bad hombre.. nasty war .... mutter mutter hillary ... zzzzzz. COVEVFEFE.

[@69LOLIN]

townsville69 .yeah...they are victims now!

[@TjPhysicist]

3:40 is quite literally the MOST amount of nonsense in a single sentence I"ve EVER seen in my life.

[@jhwheuer]

It is amazing to me how this administration minds flea bites like this and amasses a trillion in deficit without batting an eyelash

[@freshkid1876]

Trump Voice: "What about Hilary's emails?" lol

[@MetalRocksMe.]

Welcome back Trevor

[@sweetrocka4978]

He should go back to South Africa

[@yfttg55555]

best show ever

[@briganja]

Trump seems so surreal to me. I've been an expat since before the election and it just seems like this bad acid trip that I can't wrap my head around.

[@erzan]

British here, I am so tired and sick of Donald Trump. The stupidity has broken me.

[@gmock9427]

Why are you wearing slacks when you are off from work? Welcome back! hugs

[@MJTheFirst]

"Its sort of like how girls go the bathroom"XD

[@Nicciolai]

Except for the Daily Show, I've basically stopped watching American news, because it's one long fake news ride. I feel sorry for those who have to listen to Trump ramble. It's like the emperor in the 'Emperor's New Clothes,' without the self-awareness to realize when you've made a bloody fool of yourself. In Trump's case it's like, 'You're just saying that because you're jealous and want to take these clothes off me.'

[@Wordavee1]

Worried about caravans coming into the US? Make tow bars illegal !!

[@tokyotylerhunt]

Trump makes Bush look smart. I never thought I would miss Bush.

[@tamasmengesha2598]

Trevor, when Israel evacuated people from Yemen and Ethiopia they sent airplanes to bring them over under safe conditions. Would you say that that was managing migration in a responsible and human-friendly way? If yes: Do you see the contrast to what you are proposing (have the migrants walk through several countries with their babies in their hands)?

[@sabersahoge2695]

2:45 PEACEFULLY trump, if you're gonna watch fox news watch all of it.......

[@maxmac7845]

There's only two things Trump is afraid of, Robert Muller and your vote. Go vote in the mid-terms.

[@mizukageg6686]

lol, America, the funniest TV show since 2016

[@nettiewatkins6545]

And Mexico also gave asylum 200s possibly most. I live in Mexico and this caravan is an annual event.

[@CButtonshaw]

They're not migrants. They're REFUGEES. there's a difference!!!!

[@josephinewinter]

the bit where he's a screaming army doing paperwork is absolute comedy genius

[@riyahwillard9070]

Good avenger's commercial

[@happyme9010]

It's not even funny anymore, it's slightly terrifying!

[@TheGrandy123]

They should open a dictionnary for once and check the definition of "army" and "invasion".

[@nikzad2167]

what does he mean; going for nuclear option? is he going to nuke the caravans!?

[@thenetworkguru3485]

Trump is back to mess america again😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@viralvideosforwhatsapp972]

Once there was Berlin Wall and now it’s trump wall

[@evolutionrhythm4416]

"Build a wall to keep the strangers out", A Classic politics of fear tactic used by manipulative political parties in order to engage the emotional reactions of certain groups of people. People whom are motivated by the basic instincts of fear inc insecurity ( A tactic classically used by the minorities of extremists on both left and right of mainstream politics and extremists religious groups) . Some people use various forms of "threats" in order to try and get their own way in human social encounters. A common example are people whom get emotionally angry (or emotionally upset) and/or use threatening behavior/language when their beliefs (and cultural (inc media) status is challenged). Human are animals ( hearts,lungs,liver and all the rest inc brain. Interesting how certain psychologies only use the word animal in a human context when the word is used a derogatory insult to other groups) and thus,being social animals are very much emotional creatures.However, reason must be used to "trump" emotion in a political context (not only science), as reasoning is the "highest" ( more recent evolutionary strategy) form of thought any animal on this planet has of predicting (and mitigating) their own and others behavior. Trump ( Including any human in a position of influence in human groups) could do far worse than to employ a evolutionary psychologist as a political strategist. It's incorrect to think that using words and threats such as " their animals" aimed at psychopathic dictators will have any effect whatsoever (though this is more Trump reacting to his home audience.i.e. He has to say something and it was a bench mark reply as he's not a evolutionary psychologists and /or hasn't consulted with one ).Though Trump was right on the mark this time, Bashar Hafez al-Assad is a animal, the most dangerous form of animal that's evolved on this planet, a intelligent (as in cunning ) psychopathic human with a varying degree of low empathy towards certain humans, some tolerance of humans whom are more similar and zero empathy for those whom are more "strange" (e.g. other cultures,religions,races etc). A psychopath (severe personality disorder with varying degrees of scale) can perceive humans as mere objects (pawns) to be used and abused in order to gain their own status (power). However, even psychopaths can be reasoned with, just not in the usual humane way. And that's why civilized politicians should employ experts in the field of human psychology as advisors when forming policies and reacting to criminally inhumane individuals and or groups of individuals. Whilst the internet has brought more of the civilized world together, it has also the potential to enable the "bad eggs" (a minority) to organize and form groups. The best "weapon" against this psychological disease is science. As the potential for "bad eggs" is a genetic disposition.Thus it can be mitigated just like any other disease with the right preventative treatment.

[@TheIslandRiders]

there should be an age limit to run for president.. until transhumanism is a common thing.

[@Nik-oj7je]

trump's tweets are like Yoda dying "Build wall we must" "Time for thought later" "Dead DACA... is" "Fake is the news"

[@unknownfact4466]

"From all of them" said the lady. Of course she can't bother learning before talking and it's easier to put them "all" in the same group.

[@malajm84]

those pictures look like european tourists

[@chrispbacon955]

Get him Trevor! Missed you over spring break. Glad you got a vacation buddy, welcome back.

[@katim2644]

Don't worry Trump, they're just passing through, they are headed to Canada.

[@ArnoldVeeman]

Someone watched the documentary about Trump on Netflix?

[@immortalkdude8721]

They're Catholics and christaines are peaceful according to Trump philosophy

[@CreamIceMs]

I'm surprised he didn't say the caravan had billions and billions of people

[@CarlosRojas-oo6iy]

So funny to see "USA Open for business" behind Trump :D

[@censored9889]

This guy is so unfunny.

[@thatdude5870]

this just made my day xD welcome back Trevor.

[@ashleighjaimaosborne3966]

Nonsensical .

[@monicasantos9047]

3:55 we gonna get it very strongly folks. You heard it here first

[@brucebaker810]

Elephants ace tests in college. They never forget.

[@pyushmani]

Please .... Make Trump funny again!!!!

[@toriqulislamshimanto]

LOL....... Army's of migrants 😂😂😂😂

[@aidenrawlins8709]

Question who here locks there house doors?

[@blugill2273]

And america still have this dude as executive

[@vazak11]

Informative, thanks!

[@drgoats3]

It's the bigliest caravan ever !

[@BearHunt2010]

Why is it called a caravan???

[@thabangmoganedi5]

Trevor Noah is the best.

[@stephanieoregan]

I missed you Trevor lol

[@Daedalus_Industries]

Trump bingo

[@LupusInFabula80]

Is it me or is this guy getting less funny by the day... Jesus... It's been a while now, git good ffs, Google a joke

[@donblackbaron3656]

it's just you!

[@russellpreston7480]

😛😛😋😋😝😝😜

[@sadormad7001]

Rt

[@ethanthomas4693]

Not gunna lie i live in the uk and all I se on this show is this guy slating trum is this all he does

[@tuadomoni7356]

I bet every time he dissed trump his bribe got 2 digits bigger.

[@jamesjacob8139]

I’m the first

[@wiszak9370]

watch Occupation 101 documentary

[@abrahambojien1896]

Trump is a refreshing politician.

[@abrahambojien1896]

You know nothing Trevor Noah.

[@coojsta69]

I thought this was supposed to be comedy. .clearly its propaganda

[@xxbigballxxgaming8877]

That's why your not president folks yeya