A Mother Flipping Dragon in FORSPOKEN

[@AnuxeL]

I can't believe those thugs managed to spray paint "Found You" on her window backwards perfectly

[@TheScrootch]

Kids these days...

[@barrothontherocks3325]

they clearly entered the apartment, shook the spray paint can, tagged the window and left so quietly that someone squatting somewhere they shouldn't be slept through it

[@samwallaceart288]

Yeah I was just thinking that was impressive foresight and commitment to the bit.

[@mourad505]

They're really artistically talented. Too bad that rotten Mr. Giggin led them down a bad path!

[@bobobsen]

It's also clearly on the outside despite the fire not starting anywhere near it, so they got inside and still chose to do it on the outside. Very respectable. And despite the attempted murder they made no effort to block the window or wait for her to leave through it. They didn't know about the money either so all they did was burn down a home she didn't own anyway. What?

[@En2md]

I've never seen a game get dismantled like this so effortlessly. Her crying on a mattress while having tens of thousands of dollars next to her made me cry laughing genuinely.

[@chrisdaughen5257]

Look upon the average Gen-Z-er and weep.

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

I was half-expecting a spoof on that one gif of Woody Harrelson wiping his tears with a wad of cash, lol.

[@sdfabctr]

"it's just me, my cat, the apartment i'm squatting in, and the duffle bag full of 50k I stole from other people" truly the most dire of conditions, rent free housing a goblins hoard of wealth and emergency food

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

​@@sdfabctrPlease no more that sounds like hell!

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Oh fuck we got people saying gen-z-er

[@goblinoide]

This character has two phrases: 1. "What's going on?? Where am I??" 2. "This is awesome! Freaking epic!!"

[@tacothedank]

She literally says "Okay, THIS is awesome!" at the end almost exactly how Chris would say it lmfao

[@Shmandalf]

I'm surprised she hasn't started busting out memes that have already been forgotten by society

[@ivelsoup]

And sometimes "fucking epic"!

[@thenoxxyboy]

you forgot "i hate my life this sucks"

[@MeAuntieNora]

An armlet forged from the finest Reddit gold.

[@superfudge_69]

Fool’s gold lol

[@ejm1225]

"gold"

[@ACHU-DETE]

Hey dude! Just wanted to say hi, I’ve seen your comments across so many videos I’ve watched the past decade, notably GiantBomb. Shame what happened with them, I used to love their content and pay for premium and watch all the big livestreams and such.

[@DPolk98]

I am loling (laughing out louding) soooo freaking hard at this comment!!!!!

[@MrSillyheadSr]

Thanks for the gold fine stranger! Edit: Wow 5 punches to the gut? Amazing!

[@barrothontherocks3325]

i genuinely can't believe this game didn't start with a freeze frame "yep... this is me"

[@intrem2075]

Probably wondering how I got here, huh?

[@Shmandalf]

Well, its long but... This is my story.

[@majinsama7076]

it all started in a little place called... NEW YORK

[@Jackillantern]

When I was a baby I was found abandoned on the holland bridge, hence the name

[@beerten202]

And since ive never been raised properly im not the sharpest tool in the shed

[@bobobsen]

Little does Zach know this playthrough is his own Hero's Journey. He's still in the "Refusing the Call" stage.

[@AVI-lh6rm]

i see you in comments all the time, and everytime i see your profile picture i have to remember that's a real person and not a half life 2 citizen npc lol

[@_G.C]

​@@quantumpassport3573Just wait till you see stage 3. Lame poses, names for their moves? It's like they become unrecognizable to everyone around them, it's best to just accept what's coming

[@TemmiePlays]

this is the perfect oneyplays series

[@horatio2560]

That is so true my big time buddy

[@orbboom6119]

It's like the koala kan marvel sequel

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

Carmella can the second

[@tardigrade9343]

Gollum is around the corner though...

[@scotts_e]

Making fun of stupid shit is the funniest and I love when they do it

[@thingusbingus8181]

This game is proof that silent protagonists need to come back.

[@seednfeed]

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

[@PaizuruInsanal]

I fucking love how trashy Link and Zelda are in the CDi games, but yeah. I CAN DO THE DUCK WALK!

[@funghiciabatta551]

Sekiro: .......

[@thebadwolf3088]

​@@seednfeed **does a little twist**

[@seednfeed]

@@PaizuruInsanal lmfao

[@weepingblade]

Forespoken would be a better game if main character complained about their student debt, that really would have made Oney enjoy the game

[@ethansprague2005]

Or they made a healthcare joke and called out the freaking stupid patriarchy and made jokes about horse balls

[@weepingblade]

@@ethansprague2005 I just can't play any Fantasy games if they don't have a 30 minute dialogue section about the American Healthcare system. If you make a fantasy game and there isn't a dialogue about bills that game is objectively BAD.

[@norikofu509]

"Yikes, if i only had these stupid magic powers to pay my rent in that post-capitalist society"

[@weepingblade]

@@norikofu509 "Yikes if only I had been forespoken about my rent"

[@TheBfutgreg]

@@ethansprague2005 Annoying yes to bring real life shit into games....but healthcare in America is an abomination completely Don't think you were saying it wasn't but.....horse balls are sweet as hell

[@SergioPaulo-zg7ms]

the fact that chris drew multiple comparisons between this and the avengers game paired with the fact that they would have kept playing the avengers game had it not become modular missions leads me to believe they might finish this

[@SamuelCatsy]

I dunno, once the game opens up to the endless fields of monotonous exploration part that's where it might end. Hopefully they'll get through the part where a npc is like follow me and she's escaping the city.

[@JerryFlowersIII]

@@SamuelCatsy That's what I was thinking. I don't know if it's possible to just mainline the missions or not. I'd love to see them react to whatever the ending is.

[@SjorsTea]

God I hope so, though I doubt anything in this game can ever top Fingoria guessing Ironman's super secret account with "I Am Ironman"

[@Movmovmov]

God I hope for a full crazy wacky funky adventure of Lyle Zach and Chris in this weird world where they can move shit with their mind!

[@kingtut5520]

@@SamuelCatsy They are playing on baby mode so maybe that'll let them skip the fields of monotony.

[@TurboTopology]

Im so happy theres another episode I started clapping my hands like a seal

[@ethansprague2005]

I'll clap you like a seal

[@Bone_Chaser]

And I started clacking my mandible sister

[@shapesbb]

My whiskers curled out and i was double angry

[@morbidtoaster8615]

I initiated happy dance

[@aztecserpent5525]

@@shapesbbI said “aghoo” on account of being stuck in goo and needing their help

[@redundant6972]

That talking bracelet is like Wheatley from Portal 2 without the charm of Stephen Merchant or the good writing from Valve

[@electricsabbath996]

Never thought id miss portals quirky lol random "im a potato" and "exploding lemons" jokes, but writing in video games genuinely got worse.

[@slicedtopieces]

@@electricsabbath996 Back when it was still fresh and all the millennials who got off on that were spirited teenagers instead of dead-inside 30+ year olds with the exact same sense of humor now working on these games...

[@katanatsunami]

yeah funny how originality can carry an idea further than the ripoff

[@electricsabbath996]

@@slicedtopieces god, so fucking true, its like all the invader zim fanboys grew up and some how ended up with jobs writing for AAA games. I grew to expect mediocrity from this industry since 2010s, but even im in awe of how much actual shit this industry has become.

[@bake-io1cf]

@@slicedtopieces Millenials didn't write this. Get redpilled on the Gen X question

[@henrylivingstone2800]

This series has the same feeling as the Avengers series, chock full of criticisms of the plot, narrative, voice acting, and predictable storylines. I love it 😂😂😂

[@DEMiURGE455]

And the saints row remake

[@zidaneffixexe]

Erm blorp is that a muthermugmosa dragon lol te randomzorz

[@ChickenKinglolz]

​@@zidaneffixexe ermagherd this is le epic xD

[@clotslurp]

Nothing better than an AAA game for the boys to crucify

[@ptr4410]

This makes the avengers game look like Shakespeare ngl

[@dynamite3414]

I love that they’ve correctly guessed exactly what’s going to happen at least 7 times now

[@Funr1r]

This game is so by the numbers shitty holywood script writing, that I'm almost convinced they didn't have writers. You could tell me this was AI generated dialogue and I would believe it.

[@Joescotterpuss]

Gonna need a compilation by the time this series wraps up.

[@Anon1gh3]

@@Funr1r lmao AI is far superior..

[@LordBanker]

This game really makes you feel like you're spoken for.

[@TheBfutgreg]

Marriage Simulator 2023

[@Assimandeli]

I started playing Forspoken and now I'm Donefor

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

I can't wait for the sequel; Fivespoken

[@RobotPilots]

"I've been spoken of before!"

[@ex_philemon]

Frey is definitely the type of person who said "firetruck" in place of fuck back in 2010 like in the Smosh music video

[@chickenhouse2831]

Funny seeing this comment, because that song has been stuck in my head for the past fuckin' week and I don't know why. 😅

[@Citrusautomaton]

If you do it now, it’s actually a post-ironic statement, and you’re actually based.

[@trevorjacobs559]

@@chickenhouse2831dawg that song has been rent free in my head for over a decade

[@Dylanafewnumbers]

​@@chickenhouse2831I just watched the firetruck video last night for the first time in 5+ years

[@PvtPuplovski]

Actually, I love when my games or movies visually show me something interesting or informative and then immediately follow it up with a character saying "Did ya see that? I guess THAT'S happening now!" It's very reassuring to my walnut-brain that a character just repeat a description of the thing I've already experienced!

[@HareHaruhi]

I love it when the characters say outloud how much of a good time they're having, it reminds me the game is fun?

[@aztecserpent5525]

I love how every single criticism they have of this game’s writing is 100% spot on, despite the fact that almost every single spoken line is criticized. It’s absolutely incredible

[@blackwoodsecurity531]

it's saints row all over again and i'm here for it lol

[@Top10WizardReviews]

That's because this game has a 1:1 ratio of dialogue to player-aggravation.

[@bake-io1cf]

Whats more hilarious is that the dev is japanese but somehow they got the bright idea of outsourcing all the writing to american and brittish people.

[@xtremegamer7198]

@@bake-io1cf You can have good writer outsourcing, but for some reason they chose hack writers (and Amy Henning who is somehow a part of this)

[@coconuttackle2684]

@@xtremegamer7198 They either threw out most of Amy's writing or she she did very little to do with it, there's no way she would have let any of this atrocity stand otherwise considering the way she stood up to Druckman's hack writing.

[@Creepypasta]

Homer is an interesting cat. Instead of dead birds, she brings home eggs to sustain her.

[@joolian4763]

only eggs can sustain her

[@LeudieBlues]

I GO FIND EGGS FOR BART

[@TheBfutgreg]

An Ornithoraptor in a past life....and I mean VERY past

[@hexmaniac6810]

Oooh!

[@KILL3DK3NNY]

Eggs for Bart reference

[@becuaseimbored3481]

I'm 100% convinced if cuff was revealed to be a skinny man in a nice suit he would be the king of tumblr

[@S0REN_]

It's like if Wheatly from Portal 2 had zero personality

[@pach6678]

Funny you should say that...

[@ejm1225]

Leave Tumblr out of this. The cuff is not worthy of sexyhood.

[@friccle_]

I mean

[@thebreadbringer]

​@@S0REN_ I was thinking it might be the same voice actor.

[@StinkyBuster]

Please follow this up with Gollum. We need to know more about Aragorn's ancestor.

[@I_Made_it_Up]

It will be interesting to see which type of gollum they play as

[@samwallaceart288]

Gollum is literally Zach, right down to the labored breathing

[@MistyDusker]

@@I_Made_it_Up Gandalf is the best one. :)

[@Karyuvtuber]

Beat me to it apparently XD

[@ginogatash4030]

​​@@MistyDusker he's my favorite Gollum type too.

[@DecoytheSkeletalBoy]

I really like how Homer the Cat was a device made with the soul intent to endear ourselves to the main character, only to be written out of the story in such a way as to alleviate any worry about her-(and presumably, never to seen again)-while the protagonist is off on her magical isekai journey in medieval land! Great story writing.

[@bluvius515]

So glad Alexis Yiik is back and better than ever

[@dippin4dots]

Mr. YiiK was reincarnated to a beautiful high-poly babe.

[@samwallaceart288]

Frey Forspoken is the dark oppressed girlboss Alex Yiik deserves.

[@kurowasanabe]

Look Vella, now I'm the Ethnic one!

[@naranciagaming]

Even Mr. YIIK was better than this

[@matthias6933]

"I just moved shit with my freaking mind!" **a textbox appears with a shocked Alex YiiK**

[@SpartanXVII]

Could someone do me a favour and tell me how the character feels about being in a magical land? She goes from “ten times worse than dying cold and alone on New York streets” to “awesome I’m catching air fuckin’ double jumpin’ laser blastin’” in 23 seconds.

[@flytrapYTP]

Whatever feels the most quippy at the time.

[@namelessiam7792]

@@flytrapYTP we love our marvel clever cool witty quips !

[@brutaltoken634]

PLEASE CONTINUE THIS SERIES!!

[@samisambo1973]

Do you mean smiling friends?

[@trash-lol]

@@samisambo1973 no they’re talking about forespoken the series on oneyplays this series

[@stonkguy0529]

They absolutely will not finish this game, they didn’t with Avengers and they sure as hell won’t with this, mark my words!

[@dudecool7915]

​@Stonk Guy05 avengers didn't even have a real campaign, I think forspoken does atleast

[@de-meister6437]

@@stonkguy0529I’m 100% sure it’s because that game turned into nothing side quests a quarter into the game

[@SophieGDough]

I legit cheered like I was at the Super Bowl when the bangle said the “you’re stuck with me and I’m stuck with you” line right after Lyle predicted it.

[@pterojacktylus2475]

The idea that a redditor's mind can learn to move objects faster than figuring out how to get a job is a very believable concept.

[@shorewall]

It's like the Biblical Parable "to take a camel through the eye of a needle". Meant to illustrate something that is impossible. It is easier for a Redditor to learn telekinesis than to be gainfully employed. :D

[@Iamafishproductions]

@@shorewall And in the time it took them to learn telekinesis, that Redditor has also made a 1200 word post explaining what that Biblical parable *actually* means because they're convinced you don't know anything about it.

[@nobodyimportant4778]

Being a redditor isn't about knowing random trivia. It's about being so far left on the dunning kruger chart that you can't tell the difference between being an expert and your own best guess. And being pointlessly hostile to anything with a pulse.

[@MrMadalien]

"reddit syndrome" is a myriad of symptoms associated with reddit usage. Examples of symptoms from this syndrome include small testicles, big glasses, enlarged buck tooth, sudden onset lisp, intrusive urges to criticize things and make unfunny jokes and worsen the spiritual condition of humanity

[@nobodyimportant4778]

"Spiritual condition"

[@-Alluvium-]

When the bear appeared I said "That's the bear from Annihilation" and before I could finish the sentence, Zach said the same. I think the prediction effect of this game is contagious...

[@damoji5332]

This game is like a prism man, refracting ideas

[@TARSoda]

I too talk to myself like the protagernist from ForSpoketh: GOTY Edition

[@-Alluvium-]

@@TARSoda You don't need to watch Oneyplays alone though

[@rish1656]

If you 100% this game you can see 1 hour into the future still not worth it

[@__J____c____J__]

I totally thought the bear was from Annihilation too. God our DNA is refracting with Zacks!

[@user-zq1eo2pp5s]

Imagine coming up to someone with a box an asking "Are you allergic" first and providing no other context until they ask. "To what?" CATS DUH???

[@I_Made_it_Up]

No the anthrax i have in the box silly

[@samwallaceart288]

The box explodes a cloud of peanut dust and kills her on the spot

[@conord9623]

Are you allergic? What? To Bees?

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

​@@conord9623....... not the bees......

[@BrownieSyndrome]

Wonder how they managed to write "Found You" so normally considering they had to do it backwards on the outside of the window.

[@SamuelCatsy]

That's how cool and skilled bucket hat girl is. Truly the hero this game needed.

[@humvee2800]

Did they break in without her noticing. See her there. then turn around and leave to set building on fire. Also why ? It seems they are mad she failed to steal something successfully for them. How does murdering her mean it will get done ? Why go through all the effort of tracking a homeless 21 year old down and then trying to kill her.

[@SamuelCatsy]

@@humvee2800 They have to maintain their street cred, you don't let somebody live if they hit you with a brick attack and pocket sand.

[@chomskyhonk2366]

This series is gonna be a classic.

[@GaskRaki]

Assuming this game is this hilarious the whole way through, it might be the second coming of YIIK.

[@davidpugh6507]

Literally 2 more episodes buddy

[@JeffreyThrash]

@@davidpugh6507 Hopefully them playing on the easier difficulty will ensure this lasts at least 10 more episodes. The ending would make Zach’s head explode, and I mean that in the worst way possible!

[@actually-will1606]

just like Yiik and Kamala Khan

[@AVI-lh6rm]

@@GaskRaki the second YIIKening

[@MrFoxInc]

What Zach says about the protagonist being opposed to the story is so true. It really hit me at 18:58 too. It's so annoying to sit through a game's introduction for like an hour or something and the moment you finally get to have some fun with some actual gameplay, your character still keeps harping on about how weird all of this is and how they don't want any of this. What is this supposed to accomplish? I really hope this writing style dies out quickly.

[@starscreamx7]

You know in a normal story our hero would be reluctant to kill the strange beast since we spent so much time showing her love of animals, or create tension where she's cornered by the monster and the talking bracelet has to coach her to use her powers since this she's had zero time to process any of this. But I see they were more concerned with the repetitive "witty" dialogue

[@Iamafishproductions]

Just like how someone who spent their entire life homeless in New York City should have the barest amount of survival instinct when confronting a wild animal. It's like they're barely interested in making a character with any depth or consistency.

[@Citrusautomaton]

⁠@@Iamafishproductions They could even have a moment where she starts backing away slowly and the bracelet is like “Hey! What are you doing, you’re supposed to fight” showcasing the first actual drift between our world and the fantasy world.

[@Iamafishproductions]

@@Citrusautomaton It really heartens me to see that games with atrociously bad writing almost always prompt creative discussion about *why* it's so horrible and what could be done to make it better.

[@MegaOverclocked]

13:20 It's sad how true to form this is. I don't know when survival instinct got lost but way too many people think it's okay to walk up to a bear and treat it like some big doggo.

[@studhouser6969]

a big heckin doggorooni, nice profile pic btw, I can tell you have a high IQ!

[@mistersharpe4375]

I've seen city people try to call out one of my friends on Facebook for moving a red-bellied black snake from his backyard with one of those snake handling sticks. Apparently we "traumatised" the poor thing (if the guy wasn't there, we would have killed it). They don't have the first clue about animals.

[@bake-io1cf]

each decade since the internet became a thing average IQ drops like 10 points

[@Citrusautomaton]

People see cute videos of grizzlies and think it’s okay to try and approach them. Most of these people are most likely city folk who haven’t actually seen a bear IRL.

[@joelt7869]

Oneyplays expert in psychological torture. They already recorded this episode but decided to release it 4 days after the first one.

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

They do that with everything

[@TheBfutgreg]

Why wouldn't they? Seems like prime material Recording it was the real torture

[@bobobsen]

editing

[@RamenSploosh]

well yeah. thats how they always do things, they tend to record like 8ish videos in a sesh, and release them in some sort of pattern interlaced with other recording seshes for variety. sometimes right after, sometimes like a month later. at least thats the impression i've gotten through context clues and stuff

[@kie_stone]

It was because they had issues with frame drops. Chris tweeted out if anyone knows how to fix missing frames to make videos less jarring and some nice folks actually provided a response minus the 100 shitty jokes and not helping.

[@PhosphoricKnight]

I feel like we’re all the red-eyed Halloween party goers from Smiling Friends cheering on the dismembering of a demon

[@jojoflynn7309]

Amy Hennig wrote for this apparently but I really want to know what exactly she wrote, there's no way the lady who wrote Legacy of Kain would unironically write what's basically "So THAT Just Happened!" The Game

[@Blandco]

This seems like an issue of too many cooks. I assume the "punch up" writers who added all the really dumb rewrites aren't even credited.

[@Dedric_Price]

I think she wrote the isekai world lore, from what i remember reading

[@elvickRULES]

She did the lore along with someone else. And that is actually interesting somewhat. Check the credits they show the writers of the cringe as some of the first few things credited

[@-Knave]

I can't get over the criminals prioritising burning the apartment over just taking the huge bag of cash sitting there.

[@starscreamx7]

I can't get over the fact that she had the bag of money to begin with. So she was charged with theft, but I guess they let her go because Christmas? But then if they never had the cash, how could they charge her with the theft? If they still charged her but never recovered the funds, they must have known how much she took, and given the absurd stacks she had that had to be a felony so why was she let go?! AND WHY DOES SHE NEED THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO LEAVE NEW YORK IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!?

[@sethiddings7293]

"It's not about the money... It's about sending a message."

[@sltrskid]

wow, look at this large unattended duffle bag full of cash! too bad i already said "you will burn" to this lady, otherwise i would have taken this!

[@AdamantLightLP]

@Killer Moth Post hyperinflation society :( But really, it's so dumb.

[@lowman5893]

@@starscreamx7 To be fair, she may have been caught during a robbery and since she is squatting the police didn't know about the cash in the apartment. Everything else makes no sense though.

[@DaneGilly]

If your game has a bad script and no sense of timing, it's gonna be an Oneyplays classic

[@nobodyimportant4778]

Still becomes entertaining. A win win

[@Corion_]

Not increasing the difficulty is the absolute correct choice, the difficulty does not increase but the enemies health do making it 10 times more dragged out

[@TheBfutgreg]

The absolute worst way of making a game "more difficult"....I mean actual mechanics changing or improved AI would be too hard but we need nanopixels of the random NPCs' hair to be super detailed because....fuck this world I guess

[@GuitarSlayer136]

There's something about the fact that literally every single person I've seen play this tried to bring the money. It's almost a Harvard level intro course on fictional character assassinations. Just instantly makes it impossible to feel for the character.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

All they had to do was NOT have the bag of money laying right next to her. It didn't matter where, just literally anywhere else BUT THERE

[@barrothontherocks3325]

if only it was a shoulder bag made to sit on her shoulder and free up her hands unlike all those pesky two hand carry bags you need to devote all of your attention to carrying

[@marcopivetta7796]

i bet they wanted to have a scene of her getting jumped by the thugs in her squat villa where they beat the shit out of you and take the money and put your cat in the oven and turn your shitty place on fire but that would've been too realistic and cool for this kinda game.

[@TheBfutgreg]

@@barrothontherocks3325 Or made of Silver Dollars, and weighed like a ton and a half....she should ask the Hulk for help

[@chrisdaughen5257]

Why did the story need her to have a money bag? Her apartment burning down when she has nothing to her name would have been enough to get she's on the receiving end of things.

[@ruba9334]

Glad that the boys came over their fears of mother flipping dragons and played this game

[@TurboSax]

The reason she says "freaking" instead of an f-bomb is because they wanted to use that moment in a trailer.

[@kenwynnelson6340]

i didn't think the "move shit with my freaking mind" line could be worse than what was shown in the trailer, but this game's dialogue is running on all cylinder.

[@wrldoverheaven803]

I'm pretty sure they made this game explicitly for Oneyplays - very cool of them.

[@fireflocs]

My favorite part was when the character who grew up in the slums of New York city saw a stray dog-like animal and thought 'friend' instead of 'rabies'.

[@Wunderkind04]

Oh my GAWD more Forespoken! *slaps big belly like a seal*

[@11facehugger]

*Horks and forces myself on a penguin like a seal*

[@wamitchell]

whips out spork

[@Boganoff]

Please I speak on behalf of your viewers, please please please continue this series. I haven’t laughed at yalls videos like this in forever it feels so classic and nostalgic for me to sit here and laugh all the way through one of these videos

[@fabianojeda3078]

Zach dont die please, i know your species only lives 5 years, please dont leave us 😢

[@dAiMYoBeAr]

Hes already pregnant with a new litter of 7, hence the sickly voice in this episode, and they'll all burst out of his tummy when he dies to replace him for another generation! It's a beautiful thing 🥲

[@couragecoachsam]

Okay, this is awesome. This series is catching some serious air

[@theycallmejojo6090]

Yiik:”Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.”

[@bobbythatsnotyourpurse655]

"Why couldn't she have been like a medieval person from the start?" - Lyle, asking something that would have made the game like 10% better 5:58

[@davidpugh6507]

Landlord gets an electricity bill in an empty apartment. "Herrrm kind of cringe"

[@rbrick3685]

Holy fuck, this game was made for the crew. Please play this through it's entirety. The last two episodes have been gold mines haha

[@reidepperson8534]

These are the best type of games to watch these guys play

[@revlarmilion9574]

They painted "FOUND YOU" backwards perfectly on her squat's window, so she could read it from inside

[@oddojaggins]

In GTA IV one of the radio commercials is for a fantasy movie and some lady shouts "oh no, it's the fuckin' dragon!" Then a man says "how can I, a Peasant with a California accent, ever hope to defeat a dragon" I really hope there is a male character from California that they run into, I would absolutely funni scream

[@doctorgrubious7725]

Unfortunately there isn’t, Although there is a point where it says some dude from New York fucked one of the medieval queens, which is how Frey was born, and that’s literally the first, last, and only time it’s brought up, near the end.

[@zebedie2]

I heard that the ending involves the protagonist returning to new york city flying on the back of a dragon then chasing the ones that set her apartment on fire down an alley way, untill they dive into a bunch of bins. followed by her punching the air and soaring through the clouds shouting yeaah.

[@kie_stone]

So Zach was right lmao

[@boss_boy_]

The fact that I can’t tell if this is being sarcastic or not is a testament to this game’s writing

[@PALACIO254]

The never ending forspoken

[@TheBfutgreg]

Then THEY will "burn"

[@youseenednedisdead]

does that mean jack black is in forspoken 3

[@norikofu509]

They need to make an entire series about this game, truly a gold mine

[@Shift_Salt]

Also this game has a "bubsy quips" setting for the bracelet in the options

[@TheBanMan]

If the devs had balls they wouldve added a "Bubsy platforming" option

[@puhskinti9358]

If the devs REALLY had some balls, they would have put a Bubsy 3D costume in the game that moves in 15 fps

[@jessenaylor3851]

Forespoken is literally something you would see on Wattpad. Strange foot notes and all...

[@StinkyBuster]

Looks like more developers need to keep an eye out for Zack's little knife

[@ZaiDrizzleDrop]

I really hope they finish this game, I REALLY wanna see their reaction when they reach a certain part. I love that they are super critical of this game, because every time something happens its stupid and deserves to be criticized, which makes me excited for when they reach the REALLY bad stuff. If Oney and the gang are reading this and you wanna keep your minds fresh dont read any further. The part I'm talking about is when Freya plays the oppression olympics with another character who has it way worse than her.

[@katanatsunami]

Wow she really is Kamala Khan 2 khansplaining to the Hulk about how much of a freak her powers make her.

[@doctorgrubious7725]

Dude I am waiting for the moment when the little girl tells her to climb the wall if she wants to get out of the city, also the seen where the… crazy queen lady is screaming about answers, oh and they are going to fucking love “Voosh”

[@FrahdChikun]

If they ever return to it I hope they choose to go back to New York when Frey's mother gives her the option

[@sakerberg4512]

8:03 epic prediction 12:57 booyah 14:13 worse part

[@ComfyAwkward]

I feel like the writers wanted the bracelet to be Wheatley from portal but it comes off more like James corden.

[@theIargedude]

i didn't think a game could get any more reddit than avengers 2020 but i guess i was goddamned wrong

[@I_Made_it_Up]

What does that mean 😂

[@Citrusautomaton]

@@I_Made_it_Up The national redometer is going haywire thanks to this pile of un-wit.

[@I_Made_it_Up]

@@Citrusautomaton what?

[@yoshistrings]

This series has already brought me an inordinate amount of joy

[@jhvids7889]

I can actually feel Zach’s rage through my screen

[@Deadman1000]

"I don't know I'm a bracelet!" is a gonna go down a classic Oneyplays line.

[@thaearthquake]

Easily has the potential to become one of the best Oneyplays series.

[@marcclay9125]

These guys are the only way I'd watch anything related to this game

[@I_Made_it_Up]

Or like a channel talking about how much this game failed and why

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

@@I_Made_it_Up not for me, as soon i saw the tone i completely ignored it's throne of condoned phones.

[@dingledorf5615]

Thank the actual frick they made another episode of this errrrrrm kinda heckin epic waffle bacon game!

[@ethansprague2005]

Sees a narwhal with a lightsaber, erm yeah that's awesome

[@Tulip_bip]

holds up spork

[@tootiredforthis1]

Bro why do you have to call out 13 year old me like that wtf

[@AnimatedAndrew]

Videos of them playing this game, Marvel's Avengers, and the Saints Row Reboot should be studied as examples of how NOT to write your story. I mean it also helps that Zach is involved in all of those, especially considering he's behind one of the best shows on Adult Swim. Hell, I've been tinkering away at a few scripts for ideas myself and videos like this really made me reconsider how characters should behave/interact.

[@fulmgusgrukini4727]

add the yiik and biomutant series

[@mistersharpe4375]

First rule, unless you're writing young adult fiction or a trashy romance novel, don't make the protagonist a self-insert. Seriously, if you ever encounter a painfully unlikeable protagonist, there's a 99% chance that the writer looks identical to said character. Most blatantly that "I Am Not Starfire" comic that everyone trashed a couple of years ago.

[@AnimatedAndrew]

@@fulmgusgrukini4727 Oh I actually haven't seen the Biomutant and only seen 1 or 2 episodes of their YIIK playthrough. Will definitely check those out!

[@spacebassist]

​@@fulmgusgrukini4727 biomutant is a stronger example of game design failure and the story is a course on how to destroy any charm that could've come from little animals living the apocalypse Or at least the narrator was a swing and a GIANT miss

[@nobodyimportant4778]

Also, usually when a character talks like this one, it's because they have nothing to fucking do in the story and thus no emotional ties to what's happening in it and no reason to ever speak except to say exactly what the audience is supposed to think. Characters shouldn't be some random boring person thrown into a fantastical world like a basic college chick playing dnd for the first time. The story follows them BECAUSE they're related to the story. BECAUSE there's something wrong with them. If they don't have a voice and a perspective that lets them practically write themselves, you've already fucked up. Imagine breaking bad if walter white weren't a dickhead and just acted like a bystander to everything going on around him. Hell, imagine james cameron's avatar if jake sullivan had any reason to care about the aliens except to do what the audience *thinks* they would do in his place. Maybe if we saw his life on the canonically dystopic earth he's from like the movie was originally going to do. Then being put in the avatar program would be a mixture of spite for the world he was born in and a desire to be where he thinks the action is - where he thinks he could do something about it. Give him a sliver of investment in the humans he betrays so it's not so easy for him. Rather than just "why am I here? Oh cool, new legs. Time to get some alien strange."

[@hunterhuang2500]

The most anticipated Part 2 ever

[@drmarmal8]

"OK, *THIS* is awesome, I am catching some *SERIOUS* air!" Oh my GOD, this game. Please keep playing it.

[@toxic_tomb1238]

This game feels like a self insert isekai

[@Otto_K]

I like the way you're keeping count on comment orders.

[@ShamliseG]

It's almost as if the Japanese really love those or something.

[@supertaoman12]

Youd think that but she spends the entire length of the game whining and begging to come back to the world where shes broke and homeless

[@toxic_tomb1238]

​@@Otto_K what?

[@toxic_tomb1238]

​@@ShamliseG yeah, I'd understand if this was made by a Japanese company but it's american

[@6packproductions710]

Even if you weren't in a fantasy world with dragons...WHY WOULD YOU EVER APPROACH A STRANGE DOG?

[@br3akstuff]

My favourite thing is when a video game protag tells me exactly how to feel at all times and exactly what is going on as if I do not have eyes. This is why I love YIIK,

[@chasehefner4976]

Please don’t stop playing this game. I am both intrigued and entertained.

[@JohnnyPlaymoreGames]

This is definitive a current era experience. Chris and the boys sure know how to spin their web of hilarity into it. 😂

[@CobraCommander92]

Just to note. They sometimes will leave power on in vacant buildings for maintenance. Fire prevention, burglar alarms, heating. What she was doing is possible, but really risky to get caught.

[@johnsmith8988]

They're funny but really clueless and then complain about other people not understanding how the world works

[@jobdylan5782]

i'm pretty sure you get tenant rights as a sqauter, you might get like trespassing charges after they evict you though. idk

[@Bungowumperpuss]

There’s no real punishment in New York. Like Zach said “It’s a shithole”.

[@MrDonut-mb6ms]

@@johnsmith8988 yea it feels like a lot of oneyplays are jsut erm… this thing is dumb and bad?

[@timtamthemememan5094]

Not to mention it makes it really fucking obvious that she's there in the first place. "Oh hey my electric bill went up 5000%," surely thats nothing to be concerned about.

[@girlweird833]

Tomar was there with Khamala so I'm glad we get Lyle on this One.

[@IMadeThisForY0u]

My actual hometown is burning down in a wildfire and I’m still watching Oneyplays

[@andrewjackson3603]

The thing about South Korean being controlled by a matriarchal cult was real, look it up. (And yes, one was fat, another missing a foot, one was skinny, and they were all equally as beautiful)

[@norikofu509]

Yas K-Queen Slay

[@bulborbjp9651]

.. ..

[@dillonherron3878]

I jumped with excitement and flew across the room when I learned OneyPlays made a new forespoken episode

[@elfertrn]

7:58 She had her yiik moment against the bracelet, the "HOW THE HELL" even has a similar inflection to Alex

[@millennialboomer6780]

I'm glad you guys are playing this; i feel like the story and dialogue is the perfect riff fodder for you guys

[@taags]

I dont think I have ever hated a fictional character more.

[@Cairotheclown]

I literally threw up when I saw that hecking dragon. Like what the frick bro??! A moment of truly epic bacon proportions.

[@miller42]

I kind of feel bad for Bear McCreary, it must have been a nightmare to score such a "cinematic" experience.

[@samwallaceart288]

It's so apparent Santa Monica _God of War_ was more pasdionate a partnership for him. He called out their great writing as a specific inspiration while scoring it; he's there in-character for a key emotional scene; they gave him special spotlight for the collab with Hozier. . . By comparison, this and _Rings of Power_ seem like they were just a job for him, and I respect those priorities.

[@user-cp6xi9io4y]

Just like Saint Row and Yikk it's impressive that no one in the "development" team stopped everything for a second to point out how shit the writing was, it must be a skill to inhale such amount of copium to believe this is good...

[@bladedgambit3158]

Damn, the way Lyle dropped that 14:55

[@morganpadilla4961]

I Desperately Need More of This Series!

[@johnnymccraze]

Guys, please continue this series as long as you can. If you drop it after just three or four episodes I’m gonna pout and fold my arms and I won’t clean my room. So help me God, I’ll do it.

[@Tomb0Jonb0]

I JUST MOVED shit with my FREAKING MIND

[@thes1lvasurfer928]

“This game is by far the best game since worm odyssey 3: return of the worm.” - Forespoken Director

[@peanutbutter9862]

My brain froze when she called out to the bear. This game is fucking nuts.

[@geothepoly]

"Okay, this is awesome, I am catching some serious air," she said in an informative manner

[@claimedlizard3209]

The dialogue prediction is insane

[@gdhuertas07]

I’ve mentioned this elsewhere, but is it really too much to ask for a character to express genuine wonder at a fantastical new world?