A Mysterious Player Beat the Pyramidori World Record

[@Oofy_Koala]

“Yesterday I realeased pyramidori” - Wirtual 21st September 2024

[@Adragon09]

Well when he recorded

[@Warrandpeace]

@@Adragon09feel like it was a couple months ago… checked and it looks like late july

[@Deado]

Do you remember The 21st night ' September

[@torsten_dev]

Okay but hear me out. One of those giant room, you're a toy car levels. You start in the kitchen, water bounce across the sink onto a drying plate, dodge some appliances etc. The finish is on the floor past a patch of slippery "ice" that spilled from a jar of mayonnaise, where a 360 is ideal to do. If you model the map after your kitchen you could title this as: "Spinning in mayonnaise on my kitchen floor for content" Isn't that the most glorious clickbait ever?

[@JGMeador444]

I would love to see that 🤣

[@epilog80]

Would be ecstatic if he did this, or something similar

[@NoNo-wj8oh]

Wirtual pls

[@sydneybradford8875]

BUMP

[@Manyux]

Not really related but there was a cotd a long time ago that had the giant room theme, it was super cool

[@J4J0]

I'm now waiting for BritishMuseumTM to beat this record.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

I heard he just uploaded this video and claimed it was his.

[@christianbaas2548]

nah, the record was too big to be put upon a ship.

[@RealDymondZ]

Yea, yesterday you released Pyramidori, surely.

[@Adragon09]

Recorded early

[@TheLostVikingr]

@@Adragon09 it's called sarcasm, get off your moms iPad and finish your homework kiddo

[@BADrx_fpv]

OG title was "mysterious mayo man beats pyramidori world record while sliding around in mayo"

[@notajalapeno4442]

true i was there

[@merica707]

bro released it in between 2600-2500 BC

[@christianbaas2548]

internet quality wasn't great ig

[@paulhamilton6109]

Welcome back mufat

[@plantelo]

Wirtual saying "It's been a very busy day, guys" while failing to contain his laughter is just so precious

[@govetastream9003]

"He had 4000 years of practice" - that got me xD

[@andy4an]

it BOGGLES MY MIND that he didn't make an internal ramp in his pyramid map

[@psymar]

he did, it just isn't part of the main racecourse. there's an alternate finish inside though, it's designed to be a challenge to get to

[@Keanu.J]

nice track! can't wait for the new snow map "mayomidori"

[@SeanBray-r4y]

Wirtual should've tried the mayo slide shortcut

[@CYXXYC]

bro we knew, it was so obvious lol

[@Numberplay]

@@spookyispoggg everyone knew it was Wirtual

[@kappariley]

It most definitely was the most obvious alt account in trackmania history

[@Flopsaurus]

That's very strange the times on TOTD get sealed in some sort of time capsule never to be beaten afterward

[@Beatsbasteln]

i have an idea for a map that i always wanted someone to make. you see there was one video where you drove an extremely long race. like a single lap was 1h or so, but it was a race, not a puzzle map or rpg. and in that race there were sometimes these extra special checkpoints where you went through multiple slowmos to get ultra slowmo for some secs. when i saw that i was wondering like what if a map started with the hardest turbos ever, then immediatly going onto multiple slowmo thingies, so that you are extremely fast but play yourself very slowly. then everything is wood and you're driving one of those cars that can be controlled well driving on 2 wheels. now in slowmo it should be even more controllable, so the track layout itself needs to be way too curvy. like so curvy that even granady would get a massive headage trying to drive that without the slowmo blocks. that way you can make sure that people won't try to skip them, as they are actually needed to stay sane. but then there should be even more mega turbo blocks so that even the max slowmo'd car still feels like it would drive a moderate speed without slowmo. it will probably result in a completely different feeling for the physics

[@theforestita2376]

"Misterious player" posts it on a almost million subscribers channel

[@cfil776]

Bro litteraly just stole my first wr totd

[@Chamow]

rip bozo

[@J4J0]

Create an account named BritishMuseumTM and steal it back.

[@jkw6259]

Well, all you can do now is unsub... :D

[@Chamow]

@@J4J0 well wirtual's wr already got beaten 2 weeks ago

[@phantomsrage6523]

@@J4J0 that would be hilarious

[@EDoyl]

Wirtual! There's something very important about the floor in your new streaming room. It seems very similar now, but with Swedish floors, when they're covered in mayonnaise the fastest slide angle is slightly *less* than ninety degrees, not slightly more like in your old place. I wouldn't want to see you spin out on your first stream.

[@ThomasBlithe]

We really gotta Wirt as creative director on a pyramid themed roller coaster.

[@Gyxl_]

Five minutes ago this was uploaded...and yet....He has yet to slather head to toe in mayo and slide on the floor like a penguin on ice

[@fatetommy3843]

I remember watching that stream and everyone was suspicious about if wirtual was khufutm

[@hardhatlunchpal]

Seeing all the cars drive different lines on the pyramids reminds me of the Mummy when all of the Egyptians are riding over the ridge.

[@dubrasri9723]

Mufat got replaced 😔

[@renevillarreall.r.3503]

Wirtual is coolest when he's grinding a sick wr

[@FraXyk]

"I´ve had really busy day guys" :D

[@Xeractyll]

I mean I saw the splits on the first run you finished, it was pretty obvious what happened then. Still unfortunate you lost that footage :c

[@firestorm731]

Wirtual talking about Khufu… Editor: puts an image of the pyramid of khafre.

[@sebmarler5657]

Next track he makes is called 'sliding in mayonnaise' with custom textures and a car dressed in a maid outfit

[@jaymercer4692]

I want Mayodori. Don't take this from me Wirtual I've been dreaming of this for so long.

[@corndogmaster12345]

Obviously next track needs to be “Burrito: no beans”

[@TatohOne]

I say the God Thoth built the pyramids as mentioned on the emerald tablets. He said he did it in 3 days. 😅. Have they ever been found? No. But the Atlantean God Thoth is supposed to be the original creator. “The oldest version of the Emerald Tablet is found in the Book of the Secret of Creation, an Arabic treatise that is believed to have been written in the 9th century. “ Thoth in Egypt is created for the creation of Hieroglyphic ,the god of wisdom and knowledge. But his origins go back to Atlantis. One story is Thoth was born from the lips of Ra at the beginning of creation and was known as the “god without a mother.” In another story, Thoth is self-created at the beginning of time and, as an ibis, lays the cosmic egg that holds all of creation. Seems impossible for anyone to build such a structure and we still can’t figure out how. So perfectly crafted and aligned. One of Earth’s 7 wonders. But if Thoth actually did it.. well, seems logical. Of course a god of knowledge could make such a thing. Sure it’s all mythology, but it’s so cool to read and wonder what if.. what if it really did happen. But more questions about why a God would build such a structure. For what purpose. But let’s say they find the tablet and turns out there really the most alien thing mankind has ever seen. What would humanity do knowing a freaking GOD made the pyramids? Would be war. Ppl would lose their minds. So we will never know if the tablets are found. Sometimes not knowing is best for us. For now. The Middle East doesn’t need anything else to fight about.

[@harry69007]

Nice shirt btw wirtual, it suits you

[@Thrano]

"Mysterious player" Everyone knew it was you.

[@revsag7567]

i knew it! Never bought the whole ancient mummy playing trackmania story.

[@vness_.]

YOURE KHUFU I HAD NO IDEA WHO TF IT WAS???!!!

[@KarnageGaming]

id like for you to make an aztec map next

[@Atrick333]

does this not break trackmania TOS?

[@scottmadsen9964]

Will there be coverage of cleopatra and the fact her burial was discovered recently underneath the shrine dedicated to Isis? (the god not the terrorist group)

[@-mystic-93]

the MKWii music goes hard

[@flyswatter_1945]

Me when trackmania video

[@BOOMDIGGER]

Whats with the secret tunnels in the Pyramid

[@Yoshii-chan]

I would love to see you actually build a mixed cotd with techy scenery with the new scenery blocks from 2 months ago, but its probably not so guut yt vid xd ❤

[@Gammaskalle]

Must be tough being a Norwegian and grinding for 15 hours what whould have taken a Swede 1 hour :D

[@conspicuouspigeons]

midorinaise when???

[@sharp7171]

great idea wirtual! You should definitely make a mayonnaise map!!!

[@toastietess]

no one commenting on the prowler music at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="159">2:39</a>?

[@CardinalTreehouse]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="367">6:07</a> You don't know that for sure until we see inside the blocked chambers

[@KaiOliver-sw7uw]

Nice video!

[@pranavm002]

A video made for 0.002 secs improvement KEKW

[@Crafterfox484]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="784">13:04</a> Brinken is gonna come for you while your sleeping

[@brandonbonds7120]

Cool video, but a lack of mayo

[@jannik-x]

Mayonnaise is actually really easy to make. I'm sure you'd be able to do it if you give it a try.

[@MeHurt]

u gotta build a Sphinx map now

[@AnyEnglishWord]

He should have brought back mufat

[@toha9460]

listen chat quit asking him to do mayonaise and inform his new girlfriend that she needs to get him to do it lol he may not listen to us but maybe he will listen to her

[@Tom-cu5ym]

Mayodori

[@cwowcwon998]

50 seconds ago is criminal

[@gargus6287]

4000 years late upload as usual. good job editors 🙄😤

[@AnyEnglishWord]

His editor quit

[@Mertanian]

Did Wirtual edit this one himself? The zoom ins made no sense 😂

[@Some_Awe]

yesterday

[@Lightdark1992]

yesterday ahahahahahaha fucking 2 months bro

[@Octokillz_]

MAYOMIDORI

[@Celestial.Waterfall]

All hail khufu

[@Martinisgreat]

Author beating wr lol

[@nephastgweiz1022]

"This is the most played cup of the day track in the last two months" Wirtual forgot to mention this is also the lowest rated COTD track of all time 😂

[@RubyPiec]

in a 1v1, would khufu or mufat win

[@Aslanscock]

The fact that FWO Wirtual, the shortcut king, the corner cutting crusader, made a map that was immediately shortcutted in a way he didn't see happening and crushed his author time. That shows you how amazing of a game TM really is

[@L0Ls0ul]

43.854 is the world record at the time of the release of the video by a player called "laurids.". So in fact Wirtual doesn't have the world record since he's taking years to release videos

[@Artiick]

Mufat?

[@martinprince8253]

You know why I clicked so fast on this video? It was an accident. I slipped on some mayonnaise and my finger landed on the screen.

[@robinsonmaury1290]

you're the goat you think you are

[@maksuuu2075]

Nice bro

[@xXJerry202Xx]

Yesterday? 🤔🤔

[@Magnus1stcool]

took you almost as long to release the vid as it too to build the pyramids

[@Jovi_97]

Why did this video come out so much later? Just hard to edit?

[@Robogames05]

this video is like 8 weeks late lol

[@chainedprimus]

wow

[@despe0538]

Anyone know the second song name?

[@voidthenothing6662]

I just got clickbaited

[@hukko2080]

Cool

[@horae6528]

i'm gonna be honest, the editing in this video just feels off. a lot of weird zooming, skipping through parts that just makes it feel like the video is moreso about what wirtual talks about then the track itself being hunted, and it takes away from the quality it could have in the end.

[@mikevandevelde4554]

Build backwards map

[@Kylerrr0140]

Happy birthday Wirtual! Now you're 1/2 way to 50 and 1/4 to 100 :D Im only half way to 28😭

[@Kaatze8D]

If only he found the mayo slide earlier😔

[@Mr_kamek]

Cool 👍

[@londissimo6832]

57 seconds gang

[@Ect0fox]

Mayonnaise

[@light_swich]

42 seconds 0 views

[@aapenbaring]

Mayonaise

[@skittey.]

If you're not going to slide in mayonnaise at least make a map named Mayo Slide

[@baguette2117]

mayo map when?

[@elaa673]

how old is this, chat?

[@CYXXYC]

has anyone made an AI generated image of Wirtual with mayonaisse yet?

[@martinprince8253]

The MayoAI market is booming

[@smokeweed8936]

Omg first

[@smokeweed8936]

That’s crazy bro congrats

[@thecoalcub6012]

@@smokeweed8936 Bro has dementia 🙏

[@impxlse]

mayonnaise🎉🎉🎉

[@YungFlexSavi]

Last

[@senoirnono3176]

First like and comment

[@OwenMalan-m7j]

69th comment 😎

[@jamesross2474]

So if you have a 44.14 and youre .222 slower than your pb, that means youve already ran a 43.918, which would be wr, no? Am i missing something? Edit: guess i shouldve watched for another 5 minutes, guess i wasn't missing anything

[@kaischreurs2488]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="161">2:41</a> yes you can, I believe in you.