A Never Before Seen Ending On LAGTV - SC2

[@rahn45]

"I want to see a draw happen in a non Terran matchup." *monkey paw curls*

[@dontblattme7227]

@Adam, it was Johnny Sins goddammit

[@mattb6646]

I think that guy boned my mom once

[@Synaux]

What an uncultured twit!

[@s.spiegel3032]

I "came" for this!

[@jannehagglund8284]

"This episode is sponsored by Peter NorthVPN."

[@smut28]

Take a bow

[@NSRdangerclose]

You guys don't clickbait often in titles, I appreciate the dedication to it actually being worth when you do

[@huzi990]

I'm on the edge of my seat in anticipation for this ending *that ending did not make me shoot thicc beams

[@gutscross9706]

lol that school blacking out the picture but leaving the name is basically screaming HEY KIDS THIS IS ODD, YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO IT, SEARCH THIS NAME

[@scotthansen3635]

I cant think of a worse way to "hide" someone from a group of high school kids than by leaving a name up but blacking out a picture, in what I can only assume is a hallway with hundreds of past students pictures on the wall. They might as well have just circled it in a big red sharpie.

[@rebnath]

Been watching LAGTV for 10+ years now and this is indeed a first! Never thought I'd see the day!

[@pepper5158]

That's a hell of an opener

[@Bluebedo]

Well that's certainly different! The title didn't disappoint but the blue balls certainly did!

[@thejubbinator1065]

By god the non Terran matchup draw happened. It actually happened.

[@Jygerthe2nd]

"A Never Before Seen Ending On LAGTV" ...Alright, you've got my attention. lol

[@postmodernjambox5951]

They've seen a Lotta shit

[@paulk5670]

We all want an exciting conclusion, but I think we should take a moment and appreciate the GM shown here.

[@Searly]

I've actually remade this scenario in unit tester mode and if the immortals focus fire on the stalkers, thiccbeams cant win like this. BUT, thiccbeams had 200 minerals which he could spend with zealots, and then he wouldve won the game

[@snowpaw360]

Bro i didnt even know draw was a mechanic

[@ZC.Andrew]

You probably didn't know because it is extremely rare. The game waits a certain amount of minutes without a building dying before it calls a draw.

[@lanceislateagain]

Wait, wait, wasn't there an earlier LAGTV draw game? Protoss vs Protoss, one guy (DarkLord (?)) cannon rushed the other, forgot to cannon up his base, lost his base to some probes and a few zealots, and then decided to rebuild his nexus NOT near his cannons. And then when he cancelled his nexus to presumably rebuild it, he lost just enough minerals to not make it happen. Somebody knows what I'm talking about. Some long LAGTV fans.

[@kalutzii_]

Love it when a cast goes "off script" at the start. :))

[@postmodernjambox5951]

Its good i wasnt watching this in the lunchroom at work during this opening dialogue 😂

[@nickmendal]

When you think LagTv has seen it all. There's always something new

[@4nthr4x]

How can you not know the absolute legend Johnny Sins?

[@adam_jason_babcock]

Wow, I thought draws only happened in online chess. A shame they couldn't give the Starcraft equivalent of a double Bongcloud draw.

[@00Clank]

Thiccbeams getting out like a Bandit with that offer. They were commanding the game from the start, amazing poke and harass to control Draft's army but a few final key decisions fumbled nearly everything.

[@KristoVaher]

5:48 for anyone wishing to skip to when actual commentary starts. Sadly they are skipping multiple early encounters.

[@synthetic240]

Protoss found common ground. Amazing.

[@oasisnova]

oh thats right we are old😭 funny because ive been watching since highschool, prolly why i almost didnt graduate 😭 either way i feel it was worth it still 10 years later lmao

[@mrjuarrezzi]

these guys couldn't remember johnny sins 🤣🤣🤣

[@Persianpride683]

so thats why they have dance animations

[@sweepingtime]

Peter North collab when?

[@MarioTengler]

I liked the draw and that both players committed to it

[@BetaJester]

Is Adam thinking of Johnny Sins?

[@williamg3085]

For the culture

[@FairlyUnknown]

What a way to end the game. We'll never get closure on this one. All of those probes could have done some work at the end.

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Actual starcraft starts 5:48

[@good-questions]

my body is ready for this

[@jemal999]

1:12 Me every day. 4:30 Johnny Sinns?

[@Jtking3000]

Reminds me of super high level chess where a lot of the time they just agree to a draw.

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

How did you find time to bitch about Terran with two protoss in the game, simply amazing

[@thecreepers5399]

Just when you think you've seen it all!

[@AoiShoudou]

I’m happy and angry! This is a certified LagTV banger by the way

[@bavettesAstartes]

This is the first time I see a draw like this in lagtv. Hell, in ever.

[@TheAtkey]

I've never been in a draw, and I played Terren.

[@bavettesAstartes]

@@TheAtkey I have been in one where we both disconnected, but I never seen two players just... shake hands like this

[@DarkShaman667]

GG! What an interesting ending.

[@warrenpeace0]

Three minutes in and that's already a like from me.

[@realmanpwns]

Johnny Sins is the bald guy

[@datechnoman2]

Peter North would be blue balled

[@jenesuispasbavard]

The bluest of balls.

[@pse2020]

the fact blue didnt even try...

[@jblitz0013]

Draw me like a french girl

[@oletramekaf5603]

Let's gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Madkiwi115]

This was still great but the draw was such a blue balls

[@bird3713]

The title is not a lie

[@santa0704]

Let's go

[@RKO859]

Johnny Sins

[@superflypheelign]

Lifetime bans!

[@cosmicdark92]

Sour about that draw

[@MrPeggleworth]

Well that’s a first.

[@MrWallace484]

GG

[@VNGAMINGTV]

Am dissapointed u forget Jhonny fkn Sins

[@kandrs7445]

You never can stitch out who's going to b*tch out on LAG TV...

[@Cygnustheriver]

Ron Jeremy?

[@TurntLikeASloth]

who the fuck sends in a draw ending replay

[@Gashnaw]

To be fair, 1800 porn films is not the same as 1800 movies. Not saying it isn't a feat, but still, pop a blue pill and you are pretty good to go. Acting in porn is sub par at best. (And then you have some of the golden gems that surprise everyone)

[@NoESanity]

It depends on the movies. Some are full feature length, some are only episode length. 1800 episodes and movies is still a pretty respectable number, I can't really think of any nonporous actors who have been in that many shows except maybe that lady who plays goku in Japanese.

[@Gashnaw]

@@NoESanity Yeah but don't forget, those shows/movies don't really require much of a script. Friends, Harry potter, Simpsons, DBZ, they need a script and in terms of voice acting, some emotion. Even hentai is often better than a lot of porn these days.

[@NoESanity]

@bryanlariviere5702 no, porn 100% has a script. The camera needs to be able to be out in the right place at the right time, not to mention the significant amount of stamina needed to fuck for 6-8 hours basicly non-stop for a single 30 minute video. We'ren't talking about armature porn that sums up as just 5 minutes of two uggos slamming parts together in front of a webcam. We're talking about actual productions with scripts and filming crews.

[@pelyphin0]

Peter North has a few awards for his work. 1985: nominee for "video stallion." 1986: won "best orgasmic love scene" (Love Bites). 1987: nominee for best sex scene and twice for best shot-on-video sex scene (three different films). 1998: won "best group sex scene" (Gluteus to the Maximus). That one was directed by Seymour Butts; Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels, and a few others took part. Based on a fitness training scenario, it was considered the best anal-themed release of the year (that was also an award, which it won). Might be the high point of his career. He started off "modeling underwear" at "private parties," got his break as a gay bottom, and literally worked his way up. There was an Adam Film award for best actor which I like to think is some kind of lifetime achievement thing. Wiki puts the total somewhere "north" of 2500 films; can't deny his dedication to the craft. I mean, he spent his entire career doing something he loved or at least didn't mind - having sex - was publicly recognized for it, and is still at least mildly well off in retirement (estimated 4 mil remaining; you'd think he'd kept more of it but whatever). I guess you could do worse? His God-given talent was doing the nasty - which he did, as hard and as often as possible - and he turned around and shared it with the masses. Who showered him with money and glory and God knows what else. I like to think of him as a working man's porn star. Not some unicorn who's somehow independently wealthy from a few scenes here and there; he literally worked his ass off, and did okay at the end. Hopefully he never got syphilis.

[@Gashnaw]

@@pelyphin0 i am not saying it is not impressive But the time it takes to make a movie like (one without many special effects, if any) 10 things i hate about you. You could make mutiple porn films.

[@KingOfBlades27]

Really weak shit from blue. He literally sees what is going on and could easily win from that position...