A New COVID Variant Discovered - SOUTH PARK: POST COVID

[@williamwinder5011]

Cartman being 100% genuine in his faith and love for his Jewish family is the biggest FU he could have given to Kyle.

[@labinot1363]

I don't buy it. There has to be a big twist in the end.

[@Gunplabro]

@@labinot1363 I think it is 100% genuine because he's genuine with the kids even when kyle isn't around. He was even trying to get his baby to say Uncle Kyle and the training wasn't taking. I think he legitimately changed, and Kyle is being the asshole. Which is legitimately funny.

[@UKUAPGUY]

@@Gunplabro this is Eric Cartman though.

[@dominicviner6619]

Lollll the fact he gets a lot from it and has a good life because of it is the real kick in the balls

[@bemasaberwyn55]

@@UKUAPGUY I agree. A key indicator of this to me is "Fuck you Kyle" where else would the kids have learned that. So to me 1 he's lying to his wife. 2 he's not lying to her or the kids and they're in on it. Or 3 he's waiting for Kyle to admit it just so he can be Cartman

[@Vstar87]

Lol the scene with the dad frantically organising the zoom call for his child 😆

[@WiseandVegan]

👉👉For those who understand this short documentary, daily life will turn upside down: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

[@Freeskjfull]

that was the best scene 😂😂😂

[@disgustedcharlie6679]

@@AxxLAfriku what in the everlasting fuck are you talking about

[@mugen11120]

Lmfaooo that shit killed me when I seen it the first time

[@SeyaDiakite7]

@Bean Oak it is a spam. Everything he ever wrote is that comment.

[@Santoryu90]

Stan is living his worst nightmare, being like his dad.

[@soran27]

cept stan cant mix music

[@readsomebooks666]

And he knows it.

[@Ugnaski]

Nah. Randy was a respected geologist turned into a world famous singer turned into a successful weed farmer. Stan just spends his days in front of the computer drinking.

[@scherebeatle]

@@Ugnaski true

[@highpack23]

@@Ugnaski Yeah, because Randy was a terrible father..

[@TheWeirdo_101]

1:31 let's appreciate that literally everyone in school came for Kenny's funeral

[@katej8684]

tweak and craig!!

[@icewater6841]

@@katej8684 makes sense considering they’ve got, according to the community, the most stable relationship in the show

[@yikes6969]

rare Dogpoo appearance

[@CherrysGuy32]

I also saw one of the goth kid the one with that weird hairstyle.

[@rawfish111]

Somebody knows who's the one at the side of Tweek and Craig

[@idaniluz652]

Stan is truly his father's son

[@robertferguson5503]

Which makes me really sad cuz I think he would come out of his family much better than him.

[@Delightfulshallot]

Randy has more ambition then Stan z

[@fredriksvard2603]

@@robertferguson5503 Randy is the best person in south park

[@KaryBlueSpirit]

Stan turned into the thing he swore to destroy

[@locolora]

@@robertferguson5503 it was kinda obvious since s15e8 where stan became an alcoholic

[@jwizdum2103]

I remember when I was young I was shocked to hear this show got an Emmy…now that I’m older, I completely understand the comedic genius behind the show. Truly one of a kind.

[@rdhunkins]

And they shoved it in one of Randy’s High Couric turds. Brilliant.

[@joeyrozic1100]

like the emmys even matter

[@ogjuggalo4671]

Now it's just a platform to push political agendas like everything else

[@undergroundhits535]

@@ogjuggalo4671 eee

[@Seangamesrfx]

@@ogjuggalo4671 not really political agendas when it takes the piss out of everything

[@bjkarana]

The" Covid Delta Plus Rewards Program Variant" had me rolling. I remember being in 7th grade when the first episode of SP aired on TV. What a journey!

[@bjkarana]

@KaiProductions hahaha thanks! Yeah, at a time when the Parents Television Council "PTC" was losing it's mind over The Simpsons, South Park entered the fray and blew everything up.

[@obi-wankenobi4640]

Just like now how they keep coming up with new strains of Covid. Even though it's the same virus, they just want us to live in fear.

[@TheTibetyak]

"Covid Delta Plus Rewards Program Variant" rolls off the tongue so much better than Omicron Variant.

[@sempergumby2341]

South Park and Pokemon. A glorious few years. Not to mention Blockbuster and the peak of Hollywood cinema before everything went up in smoke on 9/11.

[@jbenz92]

@@TheTibetyak Indeed, plus Omnicron doesn’t offer a Rewards Program, so I’m going with Delta Plus.

[@80122]

Post Covid was one of the best "South Park"-material I have seen for years, It gave me back the feelings like when I was watching the series on MTV in the 90s and early 00s as a kid. Jewish Cartman is the most hilarious stuff ever. Great Work

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Cobra Viper

[@flatarthur3161]

@@NazriB ?

[@angelherrera356]

It is Rabi Cartman, to you young man.

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

It was probably the best thing released in 2021, but also the best South Park in years. They did an incredible job with this series.

[@StandWatie1862]

Weird because it was never on MTV

[@amharbinger]

Cartman ends up with a loving family, respectable position, and all while still screwing with Kyle. He is winning at life.

[@sagetheassassin3192]

Cartman has that Sigma vibe

[@gnome2812]

@Cantika------💘 is that my friend in your pfp? Nvm. I got spooked

[@tseriesbad6746]

@@gnome2812 lmao

[@missNekolover91]

@Cantika------💘 stop, just stop, STOP!!!!!!!!

[@kingt7963]

Cartman is a strategic genius

[@vusimuzibuthelezi8974]

I absolutely died at "it's a new variant, the covid delta plus rewards program variant"😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Vugen18]

Not far from the truth tho xD

[@toastsoup489]

@@Vugen18 After omicron we are getting the Decepticon variant, lmao

[@RodRessell]

That's the one that got me 😂

[@G_14440]

🤣

[@shinobifujin]

Omicron Perci I 8 should be the next one

[@theimprovedmama3288]

I like how the kids weren’t even in school but had to immediately start remote learning 🤣🤣🤣

[@whatyoudo9773]

the only thing kids learn on zoom is that adults are spineless fools that fall easily for fake news. ;]

[@TasfeenZaman]

lmao

[@tizzysweet24]

Lol

[@DIOPA]

And more importantly no teacher, just a bunch of clueless kids

[@YuriNoirProductions]

@@whatyoudo9773 dont generalize. its only the idiots. and sadly we have many of them

[@MrKommienezuspadt]

I love how Cartman is the only one that ends up with a wife and kids, so true lol

[@cool12191]

I sincerely hope South Park never stops being South Park

[@user-qt1le6ih6i]

Could you imagine if, instead, Cartman became like the CEO of Pfizer? grim.

[@stardust_sonic]

@@user-qt1le6ih6i I thought Cartman was the unvaccinated person here. ... until Clyde started speaking of personal choices and "shellfishness".

[@user-qt1le6ih6i]

@@stardust_sonic Haha shellfishness. Thank goodness for South Park in these dystopian times.

[@thegnegnolo]

@Matthew Lindsay 100%. south park is just satire at its best.

[@alexanderstevenson6]

@@stardust_sonic want 1

[@Mustus1]

The part of the dad setting up the zoom for his kid always cracks me up

[@kaneulrich4585]

Same

[@sic7475]

was that tweak lmao

[@HighwayDrive717]

My favorite

[@joaemejia8338]

I don't get this part. Explain please

[@Kishishev1903]

REMOTE LEARNING!!!!

[@bartolomeestebanmurillo4459]

This is Cartman's masterpiece without it being intentional, he has a loving family while Kyle is a miserable shell of a man.

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

How is Kyle miserable? He seems content with not having a family.. stan is the one miserable

[@firewolf11567]

@@psychobillynumbnuts1 Is that why Kyle is obsessed with Cartman being a part of a happy Jewish family?

[@justacomment2740]

@@firewolf11567 Kyle isn’t upset because Cartman has a family, he’s upset that cartman is pretending to be a Jew after ripping on Kyle for being one his entire life. He thinks he’s doing it just to mess with him like the old cartman would.

[@IVIaskerade]

@@justacomment2740 If it turns out that Cartman cleaned himself up and went to live a good life as a loving family man and pillar of the community solely because he knew it would piss off Kyle it would be his _piece de resistance._

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

@@firewolf11567 Because he knows Cartman is a nazi sociopath, so yes, he hates that hes doing it out of malicious concept

[@ginni6286]

" delta plus rewards program variant" 🤣😂 I can't!

[@lowandslow24]

I absolutely love how Cartman reverted to his old ways when he said "Kyle" in the church. Brilliant.

[@SweboySMM2]

For one that hasn't updated his South Park-viewing... what's wrong with saying 'Kyle'?

[@nitehawk9270]

@@SweboySMM2 maybe they are kylie now?. I don't watch it either so i didn't get the joke or reference? It's on my bucket list though to watch every episode if I ever get a cancer diagnosis it just has too many gems.

[@GreggEddwards]

@@SweboySMM2 its not him saying kyle exactly but him teasing kyle with his jewish family

[@Namedjames22]

2:00

[@arnoldmunez5057]

Bruh how is that something you love? It was completely expected

[@JLEETHAL7]

The best part was how the dad frantically rushed to put his toddler in "Remote Learning"🤣🤣

[@star0shimmer13]

Yes that was my favorite part 😂😂😂

[@I_Eat_Meat12345]

And his multi-racial toddle at that.

[@bresams2917]

I screamed 🤣🤣

[@8MoneyIzmyMission8]

I died lol.

[@8MoneyIzmyMission8]

@@I_Eat_Meat12345 I don't get why that part is funny?

[@seequa]

imagine being 30 and seeing that south park STILL doesnt miss. Freaking iconic

[@FrankWolenczak]

38

[@everydayhero5076]

First season watcher here, 43.

[@twhotzxgunz7622]

I’m jealous I wish I could see the first season live on air in all its glory. 22 here

[@MrPete81]

@@twhotzxgunz7622 what's 'on air'? (J/k, 40 here...)

[@Chile_N]

When my mom got me a south park puzzle when I was 6 I've loved it ever since...little did she know🤣😂🤣

[@AT-yg4nk]

I swear. This is still the only show that ACTUALLY causes me to laugh out loud!! 🤣🤣. The part with the parent rushing to get the zoom meeting setup for his child!!! LOL!!!! 😂

[@levelheaded0038]

Everyone freaking out about the new variant is only going to age better over time. Perfect depiction

[@candycane1744]

Looks at the omni varient

[@WiseandVegan]

👉👉For those who understand this short documentary, daily life will turn upside down: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

[@servantofthelivinggod6192]

@@WiseandVegan I don’t see the link.

[@pikasnipe1]

Rogan going to spotify yet staying free. SP failed.

[@larniieplayz6285]

@@pikasnipe1 ?

[@saininj]

The dad frantic to start up Zoom had me on the floor. 😂

[@dizzylbnt]

Same hahaha!

[@orvilleus470]

Lmao

[@BeamMeUp0]

The dad is actually Kevin Stoley

[@timbyrum6745]

I died 3 times fast when the dad said Remote Learning. 💀💀💀

[@AstroBlack143]

👏🏾🤣

[@OCNative]

One thing that cracks me up about this is that Delta Airlines tried so hard to distance themselves from the "delta variant" of covid, and this episode really leans into the coincidental overlap usage of "delta:" the covid Delta plus rewards program variant.

[@littlebettyscrafts556]

LOL !! I laughed at that part too, because…… what else would you expect from this brilliantly written show. They’ve always managed to “subtly” kick ass, and that is just one small aspect of what they did with this series. It was truly a hilarious and powerful platform for a comedy.

[@mw7304]

Just like the XI variant

[@slamfire6005]

Also eluding to the fact that the virus is manufactured lol and the new variant is an upgraded version haha.

[@arizona24joe]

I was worried about Corona the beer being hurt by the naming of the virus but turns out the memes worked in their favor and people bought them just to say they have Corona while holding up a bottle.

[@aSome1]

@@mw7304 I wonder if the one thinking about picking Greek alphabet letters to name variants wasn't a total imbecile, if it knew it could've happened, why has it picked the Greek alphabet then??? So, now we all are all afraid of classifying variants of a problem started in China (let's all accept: had they properly addressed the issue well, we'd be fine just like in 2003 when SARS came out and it was properly handled) because it's the name of the Chinese president...pathetic to say the least...

[@User_and_atmohd]

1:33 even the goth kid was panicking 😂

[@fearodactyl2886]

It’s so fucked up but also completely expected that Cartman is living a happy life with a loving family while Stan and Kyle are miserable.

[@transgaty2763]

Kyle isn't miserable. He just can't let go of the past is the right term. He really think that Cartman was just trying to ruin his life. He's short-tempered just like when he was a kid

[@gamgee3393]

@@transgaty2763 nnññnnnnnnnñnnnnñnnnnñnññnnnñnnññnnnnññññnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[@mstr293]

@@transgaty2763 So he's miserable, then?

[@transgaty2763]

@@mstr293 no he just hate Cartman

[@mouse059]

@@transgaty2763 but cartman WOULD do that for twenty-thirty years just to fuck with kyle he WOULD he WOULD he OH SO TOTALLY WOULD fucking cartman

[@waveykun]

The part when Cartman pointed out his kids just to annoy Kyle was priceless. he went as far as explaining where they sit by saying they're next to Kyle.

[@cooliodiablo4571]

It was more so just a way to introduce Kyles character.

[@Japhox45]

I don't get over cartmen been a jew now 😂

[@evolution5303]

Nice! Im glad you got the joke

[@desukedo]

@@Japhox45 probably just to call whoever dislike jews an inmature, not that I agree, it's the laziest "joke"

[@Japhox45]

@@desukedo totally 😂😂

[@soulassassin0g]

The crowd rushing in the store and immediately grabbing the toilet paper is bringing back horrible memories of March of 2020.

[@TheSinisterkelly]

Idiots, i grabbed every 100 sheet copy paper at staples i have toilet paper for years

[@Target850]

@@TheSinisterkelly Toilet paper is basically like lettuce its made from the same stuff, cellulose, so eat a healthy toilet paper salad every day to keep covid away. It also helps you save water and toilet paper because you will be able to shit only once a week.

[@TheSinisterkelly]

@@Target850 that's smart eating toilet paper is 2 birds 1 stone, it wipes your ass as you shit. Clean movement everytime

[@balung]

Wait for the Comic Con Variant stampede coming by Christmas 2021.

[@cosmicsprings8690]

Yes it was unfortunately utterly messy.. and that just for the folks who had one shit roll per house 🏡✨🤔😮🤣😂🤣😂

[@otisjoi]

I just finished watching it and even though it’s the shortest season it’s by far the best one I’ve seen, it managed to stay comedic through a really depressing subject matter and really gave proper depth to these characters they’ve been building up for so long, it feels like this could’ve been the actual end of the show with how well made it is. The whole adult arc was so interesting to see as you still see glimpses of their child selves in their grown up bodies, but is also super depressing at the same time due to how realistic their futures turn out and who they become

[@skyheinser9409]

Where can I watch these episodes? (The new COVID variant stuff)

[@kevin6293]

Shut up, Kyle.

[@kevinbevilacqua-ok9dc]

Lightning McQueen vs cyn Murder drones

[@chrislife1101]

Cartman is such a troll, even when he's not even trying lmao, I can't help but laugh Everytime I see him 😂😂

[@dobbyisfree7870]

qui?! well the community you know.... quiii??!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3rRiJqbhq94nrc

[@mrc.1575]

@@dobbyisfree7870 lmao shut up

[@0Liver_s1lly]

Uwu

[@0Liver_s1lly]

@Ka7ana ._. What

[@tylerhatton9523]

@Ka7ana I see why you’ve made that comment but to me “cringe” is that act of someone making an ass of themselves trying to throw a negative, one word, pseudo-intellectual comment at someone like you’re doing any better at life than they are

[@callmeNoro]

I love how Stan is just like his father justifying his alcoholism

[@Monk-ow3ok]

Funny but also sadly accurate

[@CJDcow]

I’m sorry but after watching family guy, South Park is nothing but an unfunny cartoon scribbled by little children. All of you should really apologize for supporting this video. Please apologize below immediately. Thanks.

[@deadinside7600]

@@CJDcow i bet you're a blast at parties.

[@justjabari6430]

@@CJDcow I’m sorry but after watching South Park, Family Guy is nothing but an unfunny cartoon scribbled by little children. You should really apologize for supporting family guy. Please apologize below immediately. Thanks.

[@PARADIGMXXXXXX]

Haha

[@samushi169]

Literally a new variant 2 days after this came out. South Park knows how society works way too well

[@foomp]

It is pretty easy to predict inevitably happening with highly contagious viruses. The timing is a chefs kiss moment though.

[@brendanruggles4575]

@@foomp 😂

[@CynicalOldDwarf]

Yeah, and the episode preview aired was the same day a black supremacist ran his car into a children's christmas parade

[@DylanMush]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

[@josephweeks3815]

The selective attention Bias is hilarious in these comments. South park is obviously shi++ing on anti-vaxxers in this. The joke is that we will still have deadly variants of covid decimating the population even 50 yrs in the future, because anti-vaxxers cant get over their selfishness enough to do what is good for the collective. Idiots will hear what idiots want to hear I guess.

[@zebastakian6973]

1:37 I just realized that the church windows were missing textures.

[@robertmoore6149]

South Park, the king of accurate social satire.

[@itsok2bwhiteendanti-whiteh548]

COVID VARIANTS YET TO COME: •Unicron •Cybertron •Galvatron •Megatron •DECEPTICON 👈🏻 •Alpha •Alpha + •Alpha ++ •Bravo •Bravo + •Bravo ++ •Charlie •Charlie + •Charlie ++ •Echo •Echo + •Echo ++ •Foxtrot •Foxtrot + •Foxtrot ++ *More new and upcoming variants will be announced shortly after. Pandemic expected to end in the year 3022… possibly.

[@steviegbcool]

The shelfishness joke was genius

[@Hutschnur]

@@itsok2bwhiteendanti-whiteh548 - Foxtrot ++ - Uniform ++ - Charlie ++ - Kilo ++

[@Post-Truth_Cephalopod]

This is where The Onion writers went after the layoffs.

[@SprayEndPray]

Voltaire would be proud.

[@oreo_toons]

I love how Stan in the future acts just like the next randy. 😂😂

[@Berserker3624]

A bad role model is still a role model, whatch what you do to your kids

[@milkshake3117]

'It's called a smorgasvein and it's very cultural!'

[@scottycz4918]

It was to be expected.

[@PumaPants248]

No Randy’s immature, Stans just a loser

[@IamaPERSON]

@Вrеnt Rlvеrа 🅥 hi fake

[@Shadowhero314]

The fact that this episode was release at the same day(if i'm not mistaken) of the discovery of the Omicron variant was surreal

[@pamelavergara3771]

I think it was a day or two before omicron but u have a point.

[@1badcat760]

Omicron is moronic. See what they are doing?

[@deafbyhiphop]

@UChEvhOEUxS6HdolrlHNuOxw its ok bro just go line up for your 5th booster shot so you can be protected

[@gaiangalaxy3198]

@Tony X I legitimately think people just don’t know what viruses are, what they do, or how they work

[@tacticalteddy5556]

When is a vax not a vax? When its a gain of function experiment on the world! Thats why they changed the definition of a vaccine.

[@Bruno-G]

The toilet paper and remote learning scenes got me rolling on the floor

[@frostysmoke37]

The whole "delta plus rewards program variant" killed me! It literally hit me out of nowhere and I was dying

[@danoco6385]

Not far off what we gunna be dealing with if we keep electing idiot democrats who want Covid to never end

[@frostysmoke37]

@Dan Oco yep u got that right, keep scaring the sheeple into submission

[@slipswitch]

Literally? Dying?

[@frostysmoke37]

@SmokingCausesLungCancer yes I was laughing while crossing the street and I was hit by a car so it was definitely covid related

[@toosense]

@@frostysmoke37 A fifth Delta Max Rewards Mega Booster Plus Maximum XR9 could have saved you, but noooooo. Smh

[@mobias1616]

The best kind of satire gets more and more true as time goes on. This was true immediately.

[@David-gr1do]

So, it wasn’t very good?

[@tonyromano6220]

Sadly.

[@greatbrandini3967]

@@David-gr1do nah, this satire was so spot on, it took about a week for it to come true. We are almost literally living in South Park right now

[@leunam3004]

@@greatbrandini3967 Oh dear God. It's so true and accurate it's not even funny anymore.

[@jamiehughes5573]

Omnicron variant

[@kennyf2184]

I like the idea that cartman is only horrible because of his relationship with his friends and that if it weren’t for them he would be an upstanding citizen

[@WreckingCritter]

Cartman's relationship with his friends wasn't the reason he was horrible, his hatred for Kyle was. When Cartman reunited with Kyle, he was starting to revert back to his old self. It wasn't until his wife and kids saw what he was becoming that he managed to pull himself out of it.

[@kevincooke5337]

Exactly. His friends are the problem.

[@AthiusOnTop]

No it was the whole town , sure his mom spoiled him and Kyle reacted to him, But it was the town enabling him because of the secret of his dad that made him the way he is

[@DemonDon432]

​@@AthiusOnTop Kyle is reason he was a terrible person 😂

[@RtB68]

"we're all out of chin diapers"... Just kill me.

[@AJ-jg7xf]

😂

[@BarrowLOL]

I thought he said tinned diapers..haha same funnyness

[@Firgon72]

it makes sense, since it chatches all the shit that comes out of people's mouth in the future

[@theniff2608]

i was sitting in the bus on my home from christmas market yesterday. I puked 2 twice or thrice in my mask, while sitting there and had to patiently wait like 10 stops or so. Luckily/hopefully noone noticed… I think chin diaper ist pretty fitting for that moment ^^

[@slaphappybullet]

@@Firgon72 I don’t think you understand the joke. In the last season they made fun of people who wouldn’t wear their mask right to try to avoid being called out for not wearing one. Like just wearing them around their chin and not over their nose and mouth like it’s supposed to be.

[@dylanhelvetios2300]

People: "every day looks like a south park ep now" south park creators: "That it guys, we going to the futur!"

[@damnfunnychicken]

...aaand they can stay there for now imho ^^ i got old too ya know xD (cartman,....wtf thats so hillarious ^^)

[@mykelmellen2378]

In the future, all the doorbells sing.

[@Vailskibum]

South Park tells it like it is, and that's something few cartoons even dare to try

[@Furbunzz]

Omg helo

[@johnnymcblaze]

No they don't. If they did, they would mention how one very tiny group is extremely over represented in hollywood.

[@gypsykang7545]

Yeah, ridiculing people who won't get the jab. So unlike the rest of liberal media

[@MistaCen]

@@johnnymcblaze they don't because they don't touch on every little thing you can imagine.....um ok

[@thedevs1280]

@@gypsykang7545 anyone who can think though would ask if a vaccine works why one person not being vaccinated would be means to shutdown the entire town.

[@sjp6341]

And now that one person is the only one left alive.

[@stackered]

Never thought they'd make adult versions. Incredible.

[@thewizard7099]

What do you mean ? The whole show is like this

[@StealthyZombie]

@@thewizard7099 Obviously you’re missing the point they’re making then.

[@sewiiijunior1809]

What episode is this?

[@northernnortherner8749]

@@sewiiijunior1809 It's an hour long special.

[@JasonLeeErtle]

We really are living in the future.

[@krackeded7236]

The real question is will the next variant be free to play and how predatory will the battlepass system be.

[@isgodreal1337]

New COVID Definitive Edition variant

[@krackeded7236]

@@isgodreal1337 Wait for sale or stay at home now?

[@josephfield6969]

There gonna be some dlc symptoms or no?

[@krackeded7236]

@@josephfield6969 Just low effort fetch quests syndrome

[@poisonapple6138]

This is why I don't p2w

[@c.i.a.2269]

Can we marvel at the fact that cartman made his life a living hell just so his friends could have better ones? Like I truly respect him now

[@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916]

You still selling cocaine?

[@rastasyjonista8741]

Living hell? Being jew is awesome epic and cool

[@Jack_Is_Nice]

@@rastasyjonista8741 They are talking about the last minutes of the film. At the end he ended up in the streets and gave up with being Jewish

[@rastasyjonista8741]

@@Jack_Is_Nice I didn't watch entire unfortunately

[@jybrokenhearted]

@@rastasyjonista8741 to be a real jew is to be born of a Jewish mother, religion has little to do with it.

[@james.oakleaf6547]

I recognize Tweek in the stands. He still has his crazy haircut.

[@MagicalWizard45]

TREY parker and matt stone are true genius and so consistent over the last 20 years it really is insane.

[@cryptozex]

@Lorraine Belle how is Matt “pointless”

[@yagirl2124]

@@cryptozex …honestly it’s not that matt is pointless, and he does a lot of the key voices like butters, kyle, craig, tweek, gerald, etc, but apparently he doesn’t write or direct any of the show. if you look at the credits at the end of every ep it always says “written and directed by trey parker” it seems like trey is the brains behind all the creativity, plot lines, and humor, and im pretty sure he always writes the scripts too. so idk what matt does

[@cryptozex]

@Lorraine Belle not technically pointless considering Matt does a bunch of the voices

[@KZArchive94]

@Lorraine Belle Saying Matt Stone is pointless is like saying Batman's Robin is pointless. lol Get a grip.

[@alrath629]

@Lorraine Belle They pay writers, always have, diffrent comedians have been writing the show forever.

[@bromosome8049]

I love the dad frantically trying to get his kid on zoom 😂😂

[@thisgame2]

Everyone thinks its so funny. How about we actually all take something serious once. And actually fight. This won't go 30 years. There will be a war

[@JimmyMon666]

I like how the other kids were even on zoom before his kid.

[@Progressive2024]

Actually they should’ve just done the metaverse.

[@bromosome8049]

@It's Logical it's just making fun of people rushing to get their kids on zoom when covid shows up

[@vincentmuyo]

@@thisgame2 Fight to get everyone vaccinated? Sounds good to me.

[@Dr_OzoneTV]

"The COVID Delta Plus Rewards Programme Variant!" is what Omicron should have been called

[@krook5158]

All to demonize Africa, the least vaccinated continent among us. The virus has evolved there and is more contagious but less deadly. We should probably all be thankful for Africans refusing to get vaccinated. As this new strain might save us from this hysteria by making the virus more common but less dangerous.

[@rickyray2794]

@@krook5158 I think most African nations demonize themselves just fine without us , what with the corruption, civil wars, and crimes against humanity.

[@krook5158]

@@rickyray2794 That's exactly what you are taught to think. And exactly my point. Just because America's corruption is on a bigger scale doesn't make it any better. xD

[@rickyray2794]

@@krook5158 Well actually yes it does. Last time I checked there wasn't a ton of civil wars all over the USA in which children's hearts were ripped out of their chests and eaten. These aren't things that are taught these are things that are on record

[@krook5158]

@@rickyray2794 Africa is a big continent. And I am pretty sure America has done it's own fair share of brutal violence. If not on their own continent, then abroad. Also on record!

[@spearshake4771]

I love how Stan is basically just a mirror image of his father.

[@terryhopp645]

The years cartman had to dedicate to trolling Kyle on this one is legendary

[@eebgoz]

Kind of like the plot of Dumb and Dumber.

[@seandafny]

I love it.

[@eliasgibson4743]

I actually think Cartman is being genuine this time. But it will all be erased when they go back in time

[@simplysubliminal2943]

Is he trolling? Because he tried to get himself and his family out of there when they started talking about going back to the past without saying a word to the other guys.

[@terryhopp645]

@@simplysubliminal2943 it's cartman... he's always trollling

[@davidmedford1166]

I'm calling it now. Cartman is playing an elaborate joke on Kyle about being Jewish and his family is in on it. Cartman is the type a dude who would plan and wait 30 years to prank Kyle!

[@programmingisreal]

Yep like the 1% do to the 99%... 🤔

[@DrunkTheIrishman]

@@programmingisreal Based

[@Vugen18]

Its what the episode is about .. to make u unsure if Cartman changes as an adult . And if everything was how they saw it as kids and might be more fantasy than real. Like the bathroom scene calling for mr hankey

[@eonali8392]

thanks captain obvious

[@davidmedford1166]

@@eonali8392 Your welcome!

[@MattCassCook]

I absolutely LOVE how they’ve made them adults. It’s like a new series but nostalgic. 👏🏻

[@xsw882]

its exactly what avatar the last airbender shouldve been instead of starting off with "everyones dead"

[@snakeoi8189]

@Hadi Kosh Hmm, well I don't have information or credible sources exactly that I know of for that question. Just guessing here, maybe because the cast is mostly male(or the creators choice by making fun of their childhood experiences?) Idk honestly.

[@jonathancorcoran9427]

@@xsw882 You realize Aang was frozen in time for like 100 years right?

[@ParadiseIsGleaming]

Right!!! I’m like is there some sort of plot twist happen 😅🙌🏽

[@xsw882]

@@jonathancorcoran9427 Im talking about Legend of Korra, the sequel to Avatar the last airbender. In legend of Korra, it starts off with aang is dead, aapas dead, momos dead, sokkas dead, toph is dead, irohs dead, everyones dead. It could have been nostalgic but its just kind of sad

[@iabsoluteagreewithyourcomm1451]

The “covid delta plus rewards program variant” lol, that line caught me in a quiet public place and I couldn’t stop laughing hahaha

[@noahhenderson3164]

One of my favorite things about this special is HOW well they nailed Stan's character. He isn't just his dad. He's himself plus his dad. Like you see his father's influence in him, but he's Stan not Randy. It's incredible writing

[@BenMJay]

better than Shakespeare

[@RoseluvsHHR]

Yep. You see Stan still in his expressions and how he talks and handles situations. Kid Stan had a tendency to run away from his problems and hated facing his demons. Adult Stan is the same way. He obviously still has thirty something years of resentment and pain for how his mother and sister died and his failed friendships and poor relationship with his dad.

[@MarlowWhere]

PLUS+

[@DeathBringer769]

Standy

[@adz4528]

This is fucking brilliant. I never thought we'd get an episode with them as adults haha

[@alien-mp7ci]

Is it only this episode their adults. I haven't watched in years but strange and funny seeing them as adults

[@kevinoliver2777]

I would watch southpark again as them as adults

[@staticpiece]

@@alien-mp7ci it seems that this is a short film made for paramount+ I think.

[@I_like_turtles_67]

Just future self lol

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

Ikr

[@heathernks8]

I loved all of the "future" references, lol. Especially Jimmy's trans joke about "Rebecca being a great gal".🤣😭

[@WiseandVegan]

👉👉For those who understand this short documentary, daily life will turn upside down: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

[@johngalt2336]

@@WiseandVegan thanks

[@servantofthelivinggod6192]

That’s going to be your life in less than a decade. Keep laughing, keep laughing at your own demise.

[@larniieplayz6285]

@@servantofthelivinggod6192 what??

[@CocainBuzz]

@servant of The Living God Bitch, you high

[@surfstarcc1]

"Hello everyone my name was Rabbi Cartman." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SetnaroX]

I love how Cartman's yamaka resembles the beanie he wore as a kid.

[@TheDayMang]

Yarmulke

[@papabird4425]

@@TheDayMang Yamaha*

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

@@papabird4425 Yamcha*

[@Paulblartlover]

They all wear colors that resemble/represent what they wore as children that's kinda the point

[@SetnaroX]

@@Paulblartlover yes I'm aware but this particular detail is one that's handled in a pretty clever matter all things considered.

[@GabrielRodriguez-co1td]

I love the “it’s the future and we don’t single out or ridicule anyone for their beliefs” 🤣🤣🤣

[@bennu547]

UNLESS those beliefs aren’t in the special protected club then those beliefs can be ridiculed. Don’t you just love how the “we accept everyone” people really just mean that they on accept people who they either like or think they need protection?

[@ActuallyAwesomeName]

their

[@lukaspukas]

@@ActuallyAwesomeName * theire’yre

[@beatfromjetsetradio8239]

@@lukaspukas Thanks for that absolute monstrosity, you small, spiteful, vapid man.

[@officer_baitlyn]

@@beatfromjetsetradio8239 theirye're

[@MushroomHaterProductions]

Didn't expect Cartman to undergo a huge change, by converting to Judaism, but I like how he has a loving wife and 3 kids (especially with his son being a mini-him).

[@ExoticNarcotics]

*its literally to troll Kyle* we'll see in the next ones. Spent 40 years just to fuck with Kyle.

[@Hozzckharr]

Oh. He's still as much of an a*****le as he was when kid.

[@dwaugh2215]

he msut have went through a crisis

[@taifuskies3889]

definitely, I don’t trust Cartman either don’t forget he is both a skilled manipulator and a huge troll

[@luisgerardoparedesmaldonad1077]

They are all alexas lol

[@Tweek_reallylovesCraig]

1:31 Tweek and Craig sitting together is so adorbs

[@firrycel]

im so glad southpark remained southpark after all these years, cheers to trey and matt, your stuff is hilarious everytime

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I won’t be happy until they make fun of Sleepy Joe and Cackling Kamala. It’s been long overdue

[@chiefkirby9982]

South Park has been politically correct for a long time now.

[@tulsacountytransparency3716]

South Park sucks now. It's just brain-numbing propaganda at this point. Same as all the other trash on TV. It used to actually be entertaining and offensive, but they've bent the knee to the almighty dollar.

[@xFalconn1]

@@tulsacountytransparency3716 in what sense there literally telling us what future will be because of covid

[@bahtokalac5352]

@@tulsacountytransparency3716 they make fun of both sides my dude, that's what's so great about them. the PC babies are a direct knock on liberals who cry about everything.

[@jayez4436]

Cartman, the same psycho that made a kid eat his own parents just to prove something, is now a grown man that made an actual family? Hell no. There is more to it than that. He's plotting something.

[@aleyah_forlife]

I think they may figure out how to turn back time and everyones future changes.

[@VAFranky]

He definitely just converted to Judaism and married this lady and had these kids to troll Kyle. The way he was talking about how he’s been with her for forty years. Yeah he definitely invested this much time and effort just to piss him off they’ll show it in the next episode. This is Cartman’s way.

[@__prometheus__]

@@VAFranky based

[@Flippokid]

And he's a priest. Or whatever.

[@bradleyvrooman1801]

@@aleyah_forlife This is my plot theory for the next episode. Why cartman wants to get the hell out is because he knows something is going to change the past because he's cartman. I think Kenny goes to the past, and there's going to be something going on with Cartman and Butters lol. I think they might get future Kenny sick... oh boy.

[@bestthingsinceslicedrice]

Eric Cartman's level of staying in character is so legendary from his hand being Henifer Lopez, to him murdering all his stuff toys and now this 🤣

[@nicholasknox3849]

Omg!! I need to rewatch that Henifer Lopez episode! Taco taco burrito burrito!

[@bestthingsinceslicedrice]

@@nicholasknox3849 i always lose it on the part where Henifer Lopez vanishes then Eric Cartman laughs at Klye for believing him

[@BasedRanger]

@@nicholasknox3849 Taco flavored keeses for mí Ben 😘

[@FragmentedR_YT]

@@OolalaFive nah Kyle does too as he talks directly to his wife, but I think what they mean isn’t that his wife and kids are imaginary, but that he specifically has that wife and those kids, along with becoming a rabbi, just to fuck with Kyle, which worked.

[@FragmentedR_YT]

@@OolalaFive ohh, in that case that’s definitely possible, I feel like that’d be too obvious though.

[@Aaron-sv3uv]

The fact that there is a CDC covid 19 info warning on this video is hilarious

[@Penname25]

Out of all the boys STILL ALIVE, Cartman has the best life. Ironic

[@BenKim16]

And Kenny before he died again

[@darunealbane]

Kenny had the best life followed by cartman

[@mcgeufer]

Well, that might change very soon. Since he is afraid of vaccines and looked very guilty in that car.

[@mykeeee8448]

Cartman wife is a Alexa

[@cyrusmuller6502]

@@BenKim16 still alive the man said

[@Jitterzz]

It’s hilarious how they give Kyle his dad’s voice to the letter. Stan only sometime’s shifts into Randy’s voice, but Kyle constantly sounds like Gerald.

[@movement2contact]

O think it's just their unfiltered voices...

[@dalh598.1]

It broke me when Cartman's kids sounded like Cartman

[@epajarjestys9981]

Where is Kyle? I went back and forth through this clip a thousand times and have no idea who is supposed to be Kyle.

[@clebmedia]

@@epajarjestys9981 he’s the redhead in the church 0:57 but I can find him talking 🤨 I’m guessing its in the full episode

[@epajarjestys9981]

@@clebmedia I see. Thanks.

[@ortarazi3119]

The paniced parent sitting his kid in front of zoom got me dead lmao :'D

[@notallthatbad]

Yes! Especially the panicked gibberish he made! LOL!

[@anthonyluclarocque1765]

God Stan became so much like his dad😆

[@mysterionbutwhy2536]

I love how everyone was panicking except kyle

[@NoName-to5xl]

kyle, the 1 out of a million with reason.

[@badonkatrunk7458]

He’s lived in South Park all his life he’s used to chaos

[@bruhstick6736]

@@hikamihise1967 SHUT UP

[@ipheclekennedy]

@@hikamihise1967 迷惑メールを送るのはやめてください

[@WiseandVegan]

👉👉For those who understand this short documentary, daily life will turn upside down: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

[@jonathanharbin6333]

My current headcanon is that Cartman totally started converting to Judaism and becoming a rabbi just to fuck with Kyle but found his current wife while doing it and found happiness and just fully embraced a new life.

[@elPedroL.Galera]

I want to believe that too. Maybe Cartman is going to make fun of Kyle but with elegance and some cockyness, so it would mess more Kyle than just being simply annoying.

[@michaeljordan6008]

Nah, like all religions, the more you learn the more ridiculous it becomes to you.

[@jonathanharbin6333]

@@michaeljordan6008 well maybe he just fell in love with his wife. Or hell maybe his whole family is in on the long term joke against Kyle haha

[@justinw7323]

I like how Alexa acts just like Sharon

[@lalakuma9]

I can't believe Kenny lived long enough to become an adult to begin with

[@DarthPedobear]

The best little detail to me is Cartman's hat from a kid has become his yarmulke.

[@stuartmacleod7466]

I like that detail too

[@SnarfSnarf2]

Likes coming in hard and fast

[@Boemel]

woah

[@miscellania4263]

😂

[@emmacrawley6610]

The fact cartman has a good life with a loving family while Kenny is dead, Stan is like his dad and Kyle is just self centred just amazes me, so if you look at kennys sister she's wearing her 'guardian angels' symbol

[@thegoodstuff6130]

Makes sense considering Kyle's parents were pretty bad, his dad was a closet internet troll who put his kids in the firing line to save his skin and his mum.... well we all know what Kyle's mum did.

[@gvdl7893]

@@thegoodstuff6130 wym?

[@thegoodstuff6130]

@@gvdl7893 what she did to Terrence and Philip and the rest of Canada.

[@battleelf6523]

They grew up to become what they hated most as kids?

[@sleeper08]

Dr. Kenny lol

[@bm1x718]

I love the fact that South Park is more accurate now with everybody being older, because everyone has remained the same age from 1997 up until now

[@siege824s8]

They would be around32 today in the episode all of them are in there 40s

[@LegoCreationsofJL]

Everyone but Ike and Terence & Philip

[@chanceweslowski7792]

Please come to God and be saved. If you follow him and do his will, turning from your sins and being Baptized and Trusting in Jesus Christ for salvation, you can be saved. Please consider this seriously, Jesus is the only way to be saved and we never know what can happen tomorrow, please be saved today. I hope you will seek God and see his love. May God bless you and lead you in the truth!

[@shawner1989]

Been watching this show since the 90s and it’s the most accurate show ever made

[@pitbull635]

@@chanceweslowski7792 how does shit like this have likes

[@shady8045]

I love how they made Stan do the exact same thing Randy did. Kinda speaks to how we all take stuff from our parents.

[@milkshake3117]

'It's called a smorgasvein and it's very cultural!' Like father, like son

[@josephstalin2606]

He sounds exactly like Randy when he says it too

[@tanishpanjwani3117]

"It's not pounding beer and wine. I drop wine shots into the beer. It's called smorgasvein and it's very cultural" 😂😂😂 History repeats itself

[@CaseACEjk]

Had me rolling. Humor based off past events is the best. I immeduately thought of him shaking his head and blowing that whistle.

[@zenithquasar9623]

Poor Stan, Randy’s soul lives within!

[@jessicasopolis3904]

Omg yes!! Lol

[@TerrorTerros]

Making Cartman a rabbi is just a stroke of pure genius!

[@sv32099]

I also love how he indirectly draws attention to it driving kyle insane makes it that much better cartman doesn't even have to do the teasing. Kyle's mind is already doing it.

[@evil1143]

No... It's not genius at all and clearly none of the people who liked your comment are geniuses either. Why would cartman (the most anti-semitic person in south park become a rabbi?

[@quantumfall9930]

@@evil1143 ...that’s the point.

[@evil1143]

@@quantumfall9930 There's no genius in that. It's like saying 2+2=5 it doesn't make any sense durr that's that point har har. Whatever dude you need to get your priorities straight.

[@productions-ex7rw]

@@evil1143 it's called irony

[@kashishdullet4570]

The way Cartman Jr. smiles when Cartman points at them is hilarious 🤣

[@questionblock8949]

Cartman devoting his life by converting to Judaism, becoming a Rabbi, having a Jewish family etc just to piss off Kyle is brilliant 🤣

[@kongmengyang1098]

Omg... Cartman isn't doing that just to fk with Kyle. He has really changed and become a loving jewish father anf rabbi..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@simondanielkaiser]

I feel like the fact that Cartman lives a happier life than him is what pisses Kyle even more off.

[@inpusket]

@@simondanielkaiser i think this is the point. Even if he is or isn't genuine still pisses Kyle off,maybe more if Cartman really is.

[@WiseandVegan]

👉👉For those who understand this short documentary, daily life will turn upside down: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

[@JounLord1]

Its not JUST to piss off Kyle. I think he truly loves his life, his wife, his family and his faith. But that fact it also pisses off Kyle no doubt has to make his life that much sweeter.

[@williamsoto8583]

I haven’t seen it yet but my first inclination is that Cartman became a rabbi and started a whole family just so he can get a religious exemption and be the only unvaccinated person in South Park lol

[@thundereagle4130]

That is possible, if you consider that episode where Cartman acted like a pig when he was about to get a shot.

[@williamsoto8583]

@Joederbo I know I saw it today lol my next theory is that cartman doesn’t want time to turn back because he doesn’t want to go back to school

[@quadlex19]

I haven't scrollt further into the comments, but i believe you basically copy pasted the top comment and changed a few words.

[@sassygreen5024]

THAT SEEMS MORE LIKE IT L.

[@danletter9357]

Just like all the politicians pushing the jab

[@ryanzacsanders]

crazy how they showed how nuts people went in the last 3 years

[@jaidenmckeown]

I absolutely loved how Cartman still pronounced Kyle’s name “Kyal”

[@MrSircharles05]

South Park makes a joke about a new covid variant just as a new one is discovered. Life truly does imitate art.

[@Richard-Espanol]

Knowing them they probably knew it was going to happen. They've usually been ahead in calling this kind of stuff ahead of time lol.

[@Sebastianvalen]

@@Richard-Espanol everyone did. 🤣. a new variant will come up sooner or later

[@michaelvictor1401]

Maxwell Trial. New variant stat.

[@calebm9000]

It's easy when the stupidity and carelessness of people is very dependable.

[@SternLX]

If you actually believe they "Discovered" a new variant. It's all a ploy so Drug makers can make more money. They're fooling no one but the sheeple.

[@meachy]

The Simpsons can predict the future. Southpark can create the pesent.

[@corruptedbird]

Pesent

[@9pmInTokyo]

Pay your taxes, peasants!

[@stefanrembeck6677]

Where is president Lisa after trump?

[@AbhishekSingh-go7wh]

And family guy can just make you relive your past culture and cinema all over again

[@temetnosce17]

Insightful

[@masonringbinder684]

Straight to the super market to buy toilet paper.

[@counthouse]

Imagine cartmans family founds out about his past

[@williamtownsell743]

Didn't expect Cartman to be Jewish.

[@benrod-1321]

Didn't expect cartman to outlive kenny

[@Daveonimus]

@@benrod-1321 Well that was a fucking lie

[@TheLegoMasterMan100]

@@williamtownsell743 if only we could show his wife kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoGqZ4Chg6-Bebc

[@rontti8826]

Stan obviously isn't doing so well with his drinking problem and virtual wife, but Kyle seems to be doing just fine. Not everyone wants a family, Cartman could be just faking family bliss to piss on his old friends, most parents of small children are tired and miserable lol.

[@guybd5521]

I love how he panicly puts his son in a zoom call

[@whatizreality0124]

This animated documentary is refreshingly accurate . And all the Reeeeeee in the responses is just spot on . Bravo !

[@guccimane8398]

Ahahaha so funny stfu

[@spy8464BB]

It is so refreshing it makes me feel like a little girl.

[@danoco6385]

@@guccimane8398 are you a liberal or something and don’t realize this episode is spot on how you people act 😂

[@LarsVilksIsAwesome]

@@danoco6385 look man, I agree the guy needs to lighten up but calling everyone a liberal makes you look equally dumb.

[@phanx0m924]

documentary?

[@CarlosLopez-vl8je]

Funny how the CDC "disclaimer" shows up.🤣🤣🤣

[@BMeister22]

0:58 - gotta love the smile by Cartman's son. As if his son is the old Cartman. LOL

[@Agent_3141]

Of course there's a new covid variant when this came out

[@DarkyNova]

@Wiha Esfi 🍌 Ratio’ed

[@deathking1019]

they predicted the future again

[@jamesway]

@@deathking1019 or help form it.

[@davidgreen3001]

@@deathking1019 No, everybody who pays attention saw this coming. They will roll out another "variant" whenever they want.

[@skootergirl22]

@@deathking1019 no that's the Simpsons

[@nigelgrim]

One thing is for sure that everybody laughed at the fact that COVID hasn't stopped even up until the South Park boys are in their 40's

[@gamecokben]

@@fdt281 you're saying COVID is a propaganda piece? Get bent.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Disappointed they jumped so far ahead. I get why they did it because I mean, there is always going to be *another* covid variant that the country freaks out about. South Park better go back to the current timeline though and make fun of Biden, Kamala, and Fauci. It’s been long overdue

[@PayneWewton]

@@gamecokben Projecting your deepest desires.

[@MicahMicahel]

oh no! This covid strain is weaker! Destroy society! Give the country to China!

[@dpeagles]

👍👍👍👍. Variant 225

[@richardmycroft5336]

I love the way the whole town panics and riots so often. Usually over some relatively small thing, my favorite being the one when the town got over run by people asking for change.

[@maybetoby]

Stan sounds exactly like his dad. It's just like how his dad would justify his own behaviors.

[@BL00DYME55]

It's Called a Smorgasvein and It's Elegantly Cultural!

[@badart1990]

Technically, it's the same voice actor))

[@maybetoby]

@@badart1990 lol that's true for almost every character in the show

[@edoboleyn]

At least his dad created incredible, catchy music.

[@TheBoss-jc6le]

Randy was happy Stan is always angry

[@yagirl2124]

1:59-2:09 the kid’s dad FRANTICALLY sputtering uncontrollably, breathing heavy and signing onto zoom asap and then shoving his child into the chair like the world is about to explode fucking KILLED me 😭

[@ItsLtime]

"akhahahahakagayayay Zoom ahhahaghaghahahyyaya Remote Learning"