A Paunchy, Bearded Man! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 163

Thursdays are for the BABES!!! This week the babes talk about their fear of being wrongfully accused, the Washington Post article that took a jab at Sal for no reason at all, and whether or not a healthy BMI is attainable.
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[@supercoolninja15]

Thinking of Sal in jail asking the inmates not to point sharp edges towards him is sending me 😂

[@lilicoi100]

😂

[@MrTokeupdude]

A perfect joke! Pfffahahahahaha!!! (Thats how I laugh) 😂

[@lilliandebroux504]

That is hilarious!!!!!!

[@kobester1012]

Sal brings me to life. Wake me up wake me up inside.

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE

[@curtismarden9022]

How dare you😂

[@joshuablanchard131]

Go check out the last taste bud podcast, see what he’s really like😂

[@lindseywest685]

ICANTWAKEUP

[@brifoster511]

The fact that y’all are STILL keeping up the Super Bowl bit is amazing. Only the OGs Babes know!

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Daaaaamn they recorded this a WHILE ago!! Don’t even know who’s in the Super Bowl yet. Don’t y’all go pulling a Two Bears on us!! :) love my babes.

[@ericraymond1274]

For real! Haha those guys are getting too big for their britches. My wife and I saw Tommy live every year since 2014. We went to find tickets last year and the cheapest option available was 180 fuckin dollars! 🤣🤯 Still love those guys, but won't be seeing them anymore

[@eatoijog7653]

@@ericraymond1274yeah once they hit arenas and theaters, it’s too much. Good for them, but comedy clubs are way better anyway

[@reignshine1863]

Tom Segura is a scumbag and Bert is just unfunny

[@mslauramckay]

Respectfully, the babes give us consistent FREE content. Let them bank some eps, succeed beyond the pod and spend time being happy humans who foster their relationships with family and loved ones. I want our babes happy. I also wouldn't pay $180 to see the resurrection, that's wild 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

Are you really here for up to the minute current events? I’m here to listen to the babes riff, half the time they’re talking about bullshit anyway. People hating on Tom and Bert have gotten so cringe. This is free entertainment

[@luigiramm]

The chaos that Chris brings clashes so beautifully with sals ever so calm demeanor.

[@FatTony_Football]

It’s the funniest thing

[@areixable]

Having the babes use electronics close to the mic to close the eps is honestly a genius comedic move and anyone who thinks otherwise can take it up with bloom cafe.

[@enc69]

“All my life, I knew I wanted to be a gangster.” - Little Miss Sunshine (2006) ALLEGEDDDDDDLYYYYYYYYY

[@glosbeauty3465]

Yessss babess. Need 2 epi wepies a week 😭

[@Simsimma33]

Yaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!

[@mrigdon3]

I love a good mid-sentence interruption for them to advertise for 7 minutes 😅 still love em

[@Quarrelstick]

It’s the small things… I love how new pod producer Steve also has a higher pitched voice like the legendary Homeless Pimp. It’s like a safety blanket to help heal from our loss

[@kevinalfaro6104]

omgg the mums wine from meet the parents!! LMFAOO when he wants expensive wine and he goes “you can buy a bunch of mums” 😭😭😭😭😭 totally forgot about that ahahahaha

[@ZiurAcinom]

As a person of Reno I very much appreciate Chrissy coming out! I took my son and we laughed the entire time. Loved it.

[@notsure725]

I’m glad Chris finally came out of the closet

[@christophersmack6763]

Sal: “Joe doesn’t do OxyContin…” Chris: “He does. No, he does…why else would you move to Pennsylvania?”

[@stiiizyz]

This

[@Shenaniganslifestyle]

Chris you’re not 6”1 😂 I literally have a photo stood next to you and we’re the same height! I’m 5”11 on a good day babe ❤

[@CornerStoreDrums]

For the BABES!! We out here!!

[@49erfan916]

16:42 I’ll help you move something 😂

[@ashvice_advicewithash]

I caught that too😂😂😂

[@stevenpaullongley260]

Thank you Chrissy for coming to Reno. You killed it and we were happy to have you! Sal had the right face but it was appreciated!

[@crowevurt]

Tim Dillon yesterday & the BABES today life is great

[@LocChicago5]

Tim dillon really needs to run for government as governor or senator or something...... calling the news on himself folks folks folks yes I made money on the deal but guess what the tax payers get this year drum roll please! Hahahahaha

[@josef2012]

I ain't evah gonna stahp listening to AFX

[@funkk]

Life in the Big City!

[@KyeClique]

Love having the babes in my day ❤️

[@sethyboo2361]

All this prison talk got me thinking of TT Jerry, whatever happened to her?

[@uwotm]

shout out Sal wearing bonfire merch. crackle crackle babes

[@ashvice_advicewithash]

Sprinkle sprinkle

[@devinbp9497]

Sal rocking a Bonfire shirt, hell yeah

[@blazedcdxx5473]

Sal slimmer than a salamander loookin good :))

[@RG-tm7uq]

I feel like this isn’t the same podcast as it used to be, however, it has a friendly sense of a “check-in” from Chris and Sal.

[@MP-qq7cl]

Yeah, the babes have transformed over time just like any person does and thus the podcast has changed some. They started during quarantine, it was a completely different time for the world, and I think that really shows. Anyways, I'll always be here for it. Chris and Sal have great chemistry no matter what, and watching their glow up has been cool. I still like to shout out Tom Brady every once in a while cause it reminds me of the birth of this pod❤

[@RG-tm7uq]

@@MP-qq7clDid you watch the latest episode of taste buds? I’m never watching that shit again. Sal is off his rocker

[@MP-qq7cl]

@RG-tm7uq I don't watch Taste Buds. Not a big DeRosa fan. He's too negative for me, always bitching about something.

[@natehartung9219]

@@RG-tm7uqlol, I haven’t but what Sally Baby do this time?

[@sierramalpass9876]

Literally never knew there was a TV show going on in the prison in the next county over from me?? Wild dude.

[@Zachary-b6p]

I need more Venetia.i love her laugh

[@ecgolds]

Waiting for the babes all week

[@AmberBlevins-pd1us]

I get the Babes 2 weeks in a row! This shit is crazy! Luv Yew Babes!

[@Deebeez716]

Love ya babes . Glad you're back

[@binting92]

BEST PODCAST INTRO OF THE YEAR!

[@ashvice_advicewithash]

34:06 Chris: “Well what can ya do” Me @ my phone screen: “TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!”

[@kdarbinian4457]

hey chrissy who is the FORMER (how dare you) paunchy gentlemen next to you that is now a skinny mini! You look great Sal!

[@comakid88]

Tundra is a type of Biome. Just like a rainforest and desert

[@tinytrexgaming2649]

Man that intro was true magic

[@kushfrancis37]

Babes. No lie, I was thinking of Judah Friedlander like a week ago! Every time I see Adam Friedland’s name I am reminded of Judah. Get him on the show! free hugs!

[@elijahwilson1360]

Intro harmony was 🤌🏽

[@Simsimma33]

Horrible* 😂

[@elijahwilson1360]

@@Simsimma33 😭😭😭

[@comree11]

How can these millionaires not afford proper sound tech

[@marniebrimhall986]

Epic intro song 😂❤ NNNIIIIIIIICCCCEEEE, comin in smooth today boys

[@kksmommy]

Hey babes!!! Yall are lookin AMAZE BALLZ!!! ❤❤❤❤ (miss ya Pimpy)

[@Electrical420]

Chrissy Hat’s gots me dying 😂

[@teamonmyback85]

Steve babe u gotta put a logo up when they do ad sponsors. Almost missed joymode

[@X22689]

1:44 I always enjoy when you guys say, " Hey babe," in the part of the song i particularly want you to say it ❤❤❤

[@amymayhugh8946]

YAY! HI BABES!

[@blue-mc2yn]

so grateful to be on the same vibe rn 💚💖

[@robiapicca5967]

The superbowl talk at the end is hilarious a month after the superbowl happened lol (I get they bank episodes).... Congrats to the KC Chiefs from 3 years ago lol

[@covidkiller420]

It’s a running joke from the early episodes lol. They congratulated Tom Brady all of 2021 😂

[@megdevries5616]

I just love the singing intro's

[@johng125]

i had the hardest day ive had in awhile. this ep coming out means the world. thank you babes, so happy you guys are back 🥺

[@simmypoo]

Hope you feel better soon. This too shall pass ❤️

[@Greenlights111]

Love my babes 🩷🩷

[@pauli7457]

Thanks Babes! 💖😘💕

[@tanklin4015]

Oooouuuu 🎉🎉🎉 no one does it like the babes 😂😂😂

[@Tmoney972]

my comfort pod 🫶🏼

[@LocChicago5]

I would love to see a scary movie of these two just keep ending up in fucked up scary situations with how paranoid and frantic they get and brains wonder I bet they could make a hilarious horror movie like.... tucker and Dale vs evil

[@kdarbinian4457]

sal's constitution could not take it

[@ryanhall5657]

Sure I'm not the first. I love the way these guys enjoy love eachother's humor

[@Simsimma33]

Omg yaaaaaaaas babes! Fabulous!🎉🎉🎉

[@jdm603jake]

Your comment has the option to translate to English, and when you click it all that happens is the word "yaaaaaaaas" has one less A in it 😂

[@kylecantlon8690]

Chris wearing a PBR sweater is the biggest oxymoron

[@JudySucks]

Ayy my name is Judah! Feels good to be appreciated

[@bevcarsonn]

ive had 3 ads in the first 5 minutes not including the dates plug…

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

[@hdskittles]

I know Pimp is gone but i hate the new thumbnails for the pods

[@jaxonarmstrong2861]

Agreed

[@EE-nw6bj]

What happened to Pimpy

[@paualdinicola]

I have those same dreams. Terrifying.

[@Alexandra-ng5kd]

The intro song yasss

[@JaredJ-ys4sk]

that might have been the BEST into song of the Pod!!!!!

[@lastlegs4657]

Holy shit Chrissy, @9:42 you described exactly how I wound up in jail, except it was my Dad who forgot to mail me the ticket. WOW.

[@christycockrell5419]

Omg The Inbetweeners is one of my favorite shows of all time!!

[@SneakerHeadRon]

I was wrongly accused of smuggling heroine at my parole hearing. My pastor was there, I can’t make this stuff up! I beat the case but I had to flatten my sentence, the CO’s literally framed me. It’s all public record and I will definitely discuss it all on Your Girlfriend’s Favorite Podcast! #sneakerheadron stay tuned

[@stiiizyz]

Hey now

[@motorhead412]

crackle crackle!

[@brittneydaniels6065]

YASS BABESS 🎉❤

[@garretthutcheson2649]

Heyy babes❤

[@maxellis3325]

Have they not sung What's Up from 4 Non Blondes? That would kinda be perfect.

[@greasy2007]

Pretty sure they have or I've at least heard Sal sing it somewhere

[@pearsequigley1092]

Love the Bonfire T 💜

[@FatTony_Football]

Chris’ leg & foot looks like a hockey stick (35:30)

[@stiiizyz]

Stopppppomg

[@user-sx1eb7zi9q]

Can't wait to see Chris in Landon!

[@RandomBogey]

Is Landon his closet boyfriend?

[@medusamoss7528]

ive never seen 30 rock but i recognized Judah Friedlander from that 2001 comedy Wet Hot American Summer where his character's fiance makes a joke about specifically jumbo shrimp being an oxymoron!! crazy coincidence cuzzy wuzzy

[@Griffin-ir9qx]

I live in two rivers where Avery did they still got up billboards with a 100k reward to find the real killer lol

[@georgeo8397]

Hey babes !

[@Whatarewetalkingabouthere]

Hey baby! Lol

[@1Shoe18]

Chrissy wearing a hat for the “21st time in his life”

[@kdarbinian4457]

oh yeah!

[@J-Cizzle45]

Chrissy Inseams! Great story

[@laurenthomas4349]

Chrissy Chaos is slowly becoming Chrissy Country with the PBR merch

[@emmadilemma5274]

Played first base and was fielding a grounder that popped up and shattered my nose. I didn't even realize it until blood dumped all over me. Played the next game ❤

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Hey Babe

[@megdevries5616]

he's a slow...bahahahahahaha

[@beckymacleod7743]

The brown socks!😳

[@itis4robin]

Great into fellas!

[@jeffomalley100]

The dude in prisons like ok just don't attack me tomorrow. Today is my birthday.

[@AudreyJDiCarlo]

Y’all kill me!

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

I remember when I played baseball at an age where the adult would pitch the ball to us. Long story short, I hit a line-drive that smacked him straight in the eye and knocked him out cold. I had a home run and the ambulance took him away… ❤

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Sal coked up! Let’s gooooo!!!

[@patronsaintdewey]

Im sorry but y'all are looking fantastic! Keep thriving, love to see it ^_^

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

A buddy of mines dad went to prison on r@pe charges because my his wife’s daughter lied and said he r@ped her and then after he was locked up for like 2 years or something she admitted she lied because she just didn’t like him as her step dad 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@stiiizyz]

Whaaat what state

[@Tylersnotyours]

Let it be known magic spooon is so nasty lol

[@Mmksen289]

Dude these months pre recorded eps idk not the same..😢

[@BigboyLou]

Babes! When do we get the farewell Pimpy episode??? 😁

[@DEMTiTzPeePee]

Happened awhile ago boii

[@BigboyLou]

​@@DEMTiTzPeePee I don't think it did, they said they'd have Pimp on and it'd be a farewell episode... They had an episode where they said he was leaving but that's it.

[@DEMTiTzPeePee]

@@BigboyLou yeah, it sure did Pally Wally. Did you call yourself a real fan? Stop it. Maybe next week take a little time off from trash Tuesdays and tune in.

[@BigboyLou]

​@@DEMTiTzPeePee😂😂 I can't see it. Link it me, I'll have to take this up with bloom cafe

[@DEMTiTzPeePee]

@@BigboyLou I can’t send links on my Nokia but if I could I would. Just trust Papa on this one. OK? Now go upstairs and change your clothes it’s bedtime then we’re gonna watch Martin Lawrence

[@gabrielruiz219]

Joe DeRosa is Judah friedlanders long lost brother

[@amandaford2741]

Ok this intro ❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Reese_1417]

Hey Babe, more like Hey Ads, sheeeeesh!

[@stiiizyz]

Sals dad got arrested like kramer in LA

[@JoelJr1995YYZ]

There’s a KZbin channel called “baseball doesn’t exist” which talks about Japanese baseball. Very interesting

[@chellie7887]

Love you sal ❤❤❤❤❤

[@DefinitelyNotMyRealName]

You know the biz. What Say You pod is better.

[@stiiizyz]

I trust all that you are.

[@josephst.george7841]

That Larry David footage thing was crazy

[@jessevennard2640]

Have we never done Tony Toni Tone? If it really feels good to you baby lemme hear you say…..