A Paunchy, Bearded Man! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 163

[@brifoster511]

The fact that y’all are STILL keeping up the Super Bowl bit is amazing. Only the OGs Babes know!

[@supercoolninja15]

Thinking of Sal in jail asking the inmates not to point sharp edges towards him is sending me 😂

[@lilicoi100]

😂

[@MrTokeupdude]

A perfect joke! Pfffahahahahaha!!! (Thats how I laugh) 😂

[@lilliandebroux504]

That is hilarious!!!!!!

[@kobester1012]

Sal brings me to life. Wake me up wake me up inside.

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE

[@curtismarden9022]

How dare you😂

[@joshuablanchard131]

Go check out the last taste bud podcast, see what he’s really like😂

[@lindseywest685]

ICANTWAKEUP

[@lou1egooey]

The chaos that Chris brings clashes so beautifully with sals ever so calm demeanor.

[@FatTony_Football]

It’s the funniest thing

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Daaaaamn they recorded this a WHILE ago!! Don’t even know who’s in the Super Bowl yet. Don’t y’all go pulling a Two Bears on us!! :) love my babes.

[@ericraymond1274]

For real! Haha those guys are getting too big for their britches. My wife and I saw Tommy live every year since 2014. We went to find tickets last year and the cheapest option available was 180 fuckin dollars! 🤣🤯 Still love those guys, but won't be seeing them anymore

[@eatoijog7653]

@@ericraymond1274yeah once they hit arenas and theaters, it’s too much. Good for them, but comedy clubs are way better anyway

[@reignshine1863]

Tom Segura is a scumbag and Bert is just unfunny

[@mslauramckay]

Respectfully, the babes give us consistent FREE content. Let them bank some eps, succeed beyond the pod and spend time being happy humans who foster their relationships with family and loved ones. I want our babes happy. I also wouldn't pay $180 to see the resurrection, that's wild 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

Are you really here for up to the minute current events? I’m here to listen to the babes riff, half the time they’re talking about bullshit anyway. People hating on Tom and Bert have gotten so cringe. This is free entertainment

[@areixable]

Having the babes use electronics close to the mic to close the eps is honestly a genius comedic move and anyone who thinks otherwise can take it up with bloom cafe.

[@enc69]

“All my life, I knew I wanted to be a gangster.” - Little Miss Sunshine (2006) ALLEGEDDDDDDLYYYYYYYYY

[@glosbeauty3465]

Yessss babess. Need 2 epi wepies a week 😭

[@Simsimma33]

Yaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!

[@ZiurAcinom]

As a person of Reno I very much appreciate Chrissy coming out! I took my son and we laughed the entire time. Loved it.

[@notsure725]

I’m glad Chris finally came out of the closet

[@mrigdon3]

I love a good mid-sentence interruption for them to advertise for 7 minutes 😅 still love em

[@kevinalfaro6104]

omgg the mums wine from meet the parents!! LMFAOO when he wants expensive wine and he goes “you can buy a bunch of mums” 😭😭😭😭😭 totally forgot about that ahahahaha

[@Quarrelstick]

It’s the small things… I love how new pod producer Steve also has a higher pitched voice like the legendary Homeless Pimp. It’s like a safety blanket to help heal from our loss

[@49erfan916]

16:42 I’ll help you move something 😂

[@ashleymae_lovesyou]

I caught that too😂😂😂

[@stevenpaullongley260]

Thank you Chrissy for coming to Reno. You killed it and we were happy to have you! Sal had the right face but it was appreciated!

[@KyeClique]

Love having the babes in my day ❤️

[@CornerStoreDrums]

For the BABES!! We out here!!

[@christophersmack6763]

Sal: “Joe doesn’t do OxyContin…” Chris: “He does. No, he does…why else would you move to Pennsylvania?”

[@Stiiizyz]

This

[@ecgolds]

Waiting for the babes all week

[@Deebeez716]

Love ya babes . Glad you're back

[@ashleymae_lovesyou]

34:06 Chris: “Well what can ya do” Me @ my phone screen: “TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!”

[@X22689]

1:44 I always enjoy when you guys say, " Hey babe," in the part of the song i particularly want you to say it ❤❤❤

[@johng125]

i had the hardest day ive had in awhile. this ep coming out means the world. thank you babes, so happy you guys are back 🥺

[@simmypoo]

Hope you feel better soon. This too shall pass ❤️

[@RG-tm7uq]

I feel like this isn’t the same podcast as it used to be, however, it has a friendly sense of a “check-in” from Chris and Sal.

[@MP-qq7cl]

Yeah, the babes have transformed over time just like any person does and thus the podcast has changed some. They started during quarantine, it was a completely different time for the world, and I think that really shows. Anyways, I'll always be here for it. Chris and Sal have great chemistry no matter what, and watching their glow up has been cool. I still like to shout out Tom Brady every once in a while cause it reminds me of the birth of this pod❤

[@RG-tm7uq]

@@MP-qq7clDid you watch the latest episode of taste buds? I’m never watching that shit again. Sal is off his rocker

[@MP-qq7cl]

@RG-tm7uq I don't watch Taste Buds. Not a big DeRosa fan. He's too negative for me, always bitching about something.

[@natehartung9219]

@@RG-tm7uqlol, I haven’t but what Sally Baby do this time?

[@binting92]

BEST PODCAST INTRO OF THE YEAR!

[@sierramalpass9876]

Literally never knew there was a TV show going on in the prison in the next county over from me?? Wild dude.

[@blue-mc2yn]

so grateful to be on the same vibe rn 💚💖

[@uwotm]

shout out Sal wearing bonfire merch. crackle crackle babes

[@ashleymae_lovesyou]

Sprinkle sprinkle

[@marniebrimhall986]

Epic intro song 😂❤ NNNIIIIIIIICCCCEEEE, comin in smooth today boys

[@AmberBlevins-pd1us]

I get the Babes 2 weeks in a row! This shit is crazy! Luv Yew Babes!

[@devinbp9497]

Sal rocking a Bonfire shirt, hell yeah

[@crowevurt]

Tim Dillon yesterday & the BABES today life is great

[@LocChicago5]

Tim dillon really needs to run for government as governor or senator or something...... calling the news on himself folks folks folks yes I made money on the deal but guess what the tax payers get this year drum roll please! Hahahahaha

[@josef2012]

I ain't evah gonna stahp listening to AFX

[@funkk]

Life in the Big City!

[@tinytrexgaming2649]

Man that intro was true magic

[@robiapicca5967]

The superbowl talk at the end is hilarious a month after the superbowl happened lol (I get they bank episodes).... Congrats to the KC Chiefs from 3 years ago lol

[@OffensiveHumor420]

It’s a running joke from the early episodes lol. They congratulated Tom Brady all of 2021 😂

[@kksmommy]

Hey babes!!! Yall are lookin AMAZE BALLZ!!! ❤❤❤❤ (miss ya Pimpy)

[@lastlegs4657]

Holy shit Chrissy, @9:42 you described exactly how I wound up in jail, except it was my Dad who forgot to mail me the ticket. WOW.

[@SneakerHeadRon]

I was wrongly accused of smuggling heroine at my parole hearing. My pastor was there, I can’t make this stuff up! I beat the case but I had to flatten my sentence, the CO’s literally framed me. It’s all public record and I will definitely discuss it all on Your Girlfriend’s Favorite Podcast! #sneakerheadron stay tuned

[@Stiiizyz]

Hey now

[@Tmoney972]

my comfort pod 🫶🏼

[@pauli7457]

Thanks Babes! 💖😘💕

[@Electrical420]

Chrissy Hat’s gots me dying 😂

[@Shenaniganslifestyle]

Chris you’re not 6”1 😂 I literally have a photo stood next to you and we’re the same height! I’m 5”11 on a good day babe ❤

[@kushfrancis37]

Babes. No lie, I was thinking of Judah Friedlander like a week ago! Every time I see Adam Friedland’s name I am reminded of Judah. Get him on the show! free hugs!

[@blazedcdxx5473]

Sal slimmer than a salamander loookin good :))

[@amymayhugh8946]

YAY! HI BABES!

[@Simsimma33]

Omg yaaaaaaaas babes! Fabulous!🎉🎉🎉

[@jdm603jake]

Your comment has the option to translate to English, and when you click it all that happens is the word "yaaaaaaaas" has one less A in it 😂

[@tanklin4015]

Oooouuuu 🎉🎉🎉 no one does it like the babes 😂😂😂

[@comakid88]

Tundra is a type of Biome. Just like a rainforest and desert

[@ryanhall5657]

Sure I'm not the first. I love the way these guys enjoy love eachother's humor

[@Zachary-b6p]

I need more Venetia.i love her laugh

[@teamonmyback85]

Steve babe u gotta put a logo up when they do ad sponsors. Almost missed joymode

[@megdevries5616]

I just love the singing intro's

[@christycockrell5419]

Omg The Inbetweeners is one of my favorite shows of all time!!

[@OptionalDilemma]

How can these millionaires not afford proper sound tech

[@JaredJ-ys4sk]

that might have been the BEST into song of the Pod!!!!!

[@Greenlights111]

Love my babes 🩷🩷

[@elijahwilson1360]

Intro harmony was 🤌🏽

[@Simsimma33]

Horrible* 😂

[@elijahwilson1360]

@@Simsimma33 😭😭😭

[@kylecantlon8690]

Chris wearing a PBR sweater is the biggest oxymoron

[@sethyboo2361]

All this prison talk got me thinking of TT Jerry, whatever happened to her?

[@LocChicago5]

I would love to see a scary movie of these two just keep ending up in fucked up scary situations with how paranoid and frantic they get and brains wonder I bet they could make a hilarious horror movie like.... tucker and Dale vs evil

[@ktobidarbi]

sal's constitution could not take it

[@1Shoe18]

Chrissy wearing a hat for the “21st time in his life”

[@ktobidarbi]

oh yeah!

[@ktobidarbi]

hey chrissy who is the FORMER (how dare you) paunchy gentlemen next to you that is now a skinny mini! You look great Sal!

[@paualdinicola]

I have those same dreams. Terrifying.

[@patronsaintdewey]

Im sorry but y'all are looking fantastic! Keep thriving, love to see it ^_^

[@itis4robin]

Great into fellas!

[@medusamoss7528]

ive never seen 30 rock but i recognized Judah Friedlander from that 2001 comedy Wet Hot American Summer where his character's fiance makes a joke about specifically jumbo shrimp being an oxymoron!! crazy coincidence cuzzy wuzzy

[@brittneydaniels6065]

YASS BABESS 🎉❤

[@pearsequigley1092]

Love the Bonfire T 💜

[@laurenthomas4349]

Chrissy Chaos is slowly becoming Chrissy Country with the PBR merch

[@jeffomalley100]

The dude in prisons like ok just don't attack me tomorrow. Today is my birthday.

[@garretthutcheson2649]

Heyy babes❤

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

I remember when I played baseball at an age where the adult would pitch the ball to us. Long story short, I hit a line-drive that smacked him straight in the eye and knocked him out cold. I had a home run and the ambulance took him away… ❤

[@bevcarsonn]

ive had 3 ads in the first 5 minutes not including the dates plug…

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

[@user-sx1eb7zi9q]

Can't wait to see Chris in Landon!

[@RandomBogey]

Is Landon his closet boyfriend?

[@Tylersnotyours]

Let it be known magic spooon is so nasty lol

[@FatTony_Football]

Chris’ leg & foot looks like a hockey stick (35:30)

[@Stiiizyz]

Stopppppomg

[@Alexandra-ng5kd]

The intro song yasss

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

A buddy of mines dad went to prison on r@pe charges because my his wife’s daughter lied and said he r@ped her and then after he was locked up for like 2 years or something she admitted she lied because she just didn’t like him as her step dad 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Stiiizyz]

Whaaat what state

[@maxellis3325]

Have they not sung What's Up from 4 Non Blondes? That would kinda be perfect.

[@greasy2007]

Pretty sure they have or I've at least heard Sal sing it somewhere

[@emmadilemma5274]

Played first base and was fielding a grounder that popped up and shattered my nose. I didn't even realize it until blood dumped all over me. Played the next game ❤

[@Griffin-ir9qx]

I live in two rivers where Avery did they still got up billboards with a 100k reward to find the real killer lol

[@josephst.george7841]

That Larry David footage thing was crazy

[@sierrafarrell7073]

47:32 watching this dec 1st 2024………… still not recovered from the yankees lose in the world series. rizzo KNEW they had what it took to win it all this year. it was right in front of them 💔 i will never be over this💔

[@beckymacleod7743]

The brown socks!😳

[@hdskittles]

I know Pimp is gone but i hate the new thumbnails for the pods

[@jaxonarmstrong2861]

Agreed

[@EE-nw6bj]

What happened to Pimpy

[@georgeo8397]

Hey babes !

[@Whatarewetalkingabouthere]

Hey baby! Lol

[@chellie7887]

Love you sal ❤❤❤❤❤

[@AudreyJDiCarlo]

Y’all kill me!

[@motorhead412]

crackle crackle!

[@JoelJr1995YYZ]

There’s a KZbin channel called “baseball doesn’t exist” which talks about Japanese baseball. Very interesting

[@TheEasyLifee]

31:02 Ad skip👍

[@jennygagne9099]

Chrissy looks like he's about to do the daytonas

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Sal coked up! Let’s gooooo!!!

[@amandaford2741]

Ok this intro ❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@LS-ys8nr]

I think they both caught ADD on this one 😆

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Hey Babe

[@megdevries5616]

he's a slow...bahahahahahaha

[@BigboyLou]

Babes! When do we get the farewell Pimpy episode??? 😁

[@DEMTiTzPeePee]

Happened awhile ago boii

[@BigboyLou]

​@@DEMTiTzPeePee I don't think it did, they said they'd have Pimp on and it'd be a farewell episode... They had an episode where they said he was leaving but that's it.

[@DEMTiTzPeePee]

@@BigboyLou yeah, it sure did Pally Wally. Did you call yourself a real fan? Stop it. Maybe next week take a little time off from trash Tuesdays and tune in.

[@BigboyLou]

​@@DEMTiTzPeePee😂😂 I can't see it. Link it me, I'll have to take this up with bloom cafe

[@DEMTiTzPeePee]

@@BigboyLou I can’t send links on my Nokia but if I could I would. Just trust Papa on this one. OK? Now go upstairs and change your clothes it’s bedtime then we’re gonna watch Martin Lawrence

[@brandonslemoine]

HEY BABE!

[@Stiiizyz]

Sals dad got arrested like kramer in LA

[@PDXdevil]

I’ll bet $10k that the Chiefs beat the Niners in overtime.

[@Mmksen289]

Dude these months pre recorded eps idk not the same..😢