The Svelteness Monster | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 164

[@kookoobonkers]

I'm getting married today and we're gonna listen to Hey Babe on the way ❤❤❤ Love you guys!

[@giannacargill6096]

Congrats! That sounds fun lol!

[@nelsonmarie1018]

HAPPY WEDDING DAY BABE🎉

[@kookoobonkers]

@@giannacargill6096 doesn't it?? Haha thanks!

[@kookoobonkers]

@@nelsonmarie1018 thank you!!!

[@jonblatz4801]

Who the fuck gets married on a Thursday...

[@OldWorldAstronaut]

Sal’s gotta redeem himself after that last Taste Buds episode. Have a great day Babes!

[@AntDiesel54]

Sal and Chris if your seeing this, put all your money on the Chiefs to win the Superbowl

[@49erfan916]

😂

[@GhostofSeints]

I appreciate everyone bringing the energy from taste buds to hey babe. Sal can’t get away with his attack on Joe.

[@rafbeard4975]

Long live Joe DeRosa!

[@candiceg430]

I think it may be a testament to how watching the episode was actually quite stressful. I can only speak for me, but it hurt to watch him treat his friend like that. Especially with the “you don’t do anything consistently in your life” remark.

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

You guys are too serious, it’s a podcast😭😭😭

[@jamiel.harding4554]

I still love Sal. That episode was painful to watch but Sal’s still a sweetheart overall. ❤

[@EliBrigante]

Alright guys let’s hope Sal got some sleep before this one

[@bigsmith7349]

Right that last taste buds was a fucking train wreck

[@EliBrigante]

@@bigsmith7349worst I’ve ever heard Sal be

[@OldWorldAstronaut]

Seriously that last one was roughhh

[@nickg1743]

Ozempic rages must do wonders for the weight loss

[@Alexndrcrfd007]

love how everyone is just commenting about the last taste buds

[@brianyobbz497]

I love this show, moved 4000 miles away from NY but feels like I’m still there when I bump this

[@Mikehoncho7788]

Whenever the end credits of law and order roll, I can't help but think about Dick Wolf and how annoyed he must get whenever he has to fill out anything that asks for last name first 😆 Love you guys!! ❤️🧡💛

[@Savage_Gambino]

0:00: 🎤 Sal Vulcano and Chris Distefano discuss weight loss progress, upcoming tour dates, and avoiding sports spoilers. 5:59: 🤣 Comedic discussion on potential retirement, motivation, and stand-up comedy gigs in New York City. 13:58: 📺 Discussion on net worth of celebrities like Chuck Lor and Dick Wolf, the longevity of Law and Order series, and understanding audience preferences. 18:54: 🎬 Discussion on body image, relationships, and acting classes for a potential photoshoot. 23:26: 🎭 Discussion on continuous learning in acting, questioning the effectiveness of MasterClass, and endorsements for Shopify, Rocket Money, and upcoming tours. 28:29: 🎤 Discussion on travel experiences with VOR and high-quality meat from Butcher Box 33:40: 💪 Discussion on achieving a ripped body, focusing on the importance of diet and trainers. 37:54: 💬 Discussion on discomfort with press photo shoots, insecurities, and addiction to progress. 42:25: 💬 Discussion about auditioning for a movie, wearing Lululemon pants, and doing a table read on Zoom. 47:18: 🎭 Discussion about a disappointing audition experience and career aspirations in acting. 51:22: 💬 Discussion about a table read, a surprise guest, and a hypothetical question about trying hard drugs before dying. 55:47: 💊 Discussion about drug preferences and reluctance, ultimately choosing to do a lot of cocaine.

[@jigglypuff2287]

Im surprised sal didn’t shout about how right he is and how garlic and butter run the world in this ep

[@daviddavid-dj8je]

Would be remissed if we forget to mention Patrick mahomes Who has a bright future

[@MC-ly9py]

lol

[@ptvangela]

Babes you guys are seriously my fave podcast besides bad friends. Amazing duo

[@PhatAthlete]

Nah Sal knows he can’t pull off the same bs with Chrissy because he would get bodied comedically

[@rafbeard4975]

I can just imagine Chrissy Chaos "What the fuck are you doing right now bro?"

[@kaybee8580]

Let's hope Sal isn't on one again...

[@ChrisSmith-ew9fp]

Ikr like all the years I hadn't see him crazy like that 😂

[@collinwgreen]

​@@ChrisSmith-ew9fplol what are yall talking about exactly

[@Craig_Doll]

​@@collinwgreenlatest taste buds

[@alexmckenzie3814]

@@collinwgreen The most recent Taste Buds episode got really heated and the comment section was pretty much unanimously concerned about it

[@NewEnglandTea]

I love sal but he was on one last ep. Joey didn’t deserve any of that heat!

[@djScratchyPants]

In some ways I’d say an acting coach or teacher is like the audience for a stand up. They help you find what you’re missing, or confirm when something is or isn’t working.

[@TheeJasonReyes]

Chris auditioned for the Superman Legacy movie!!! Chrissy being in the DC Universe would be so INSANE!

[@kellsbellls]

From now on when I pronounce something wrong I'm going to say I took poetic license 😂

[@cscodyschneider1]

The boys got them dump trucks😂😂

[@pickensburgh386]

Hopefully Sal was in a better mood today

[@bobburger1609]

Is sal going to gaslight chris like he does, joe?

[@charlesvail4903]

“Whatever you guys wanna do” while slapping ass is HILARIOUS. I was laughing out loud in my office

[@funkk]

Hello! Last Taste Buds was a disaster. I feel bad for Joe. Ok bye.

[@alanahinojosa9791]

Best chemistry of all podcasters just a good vibe

[@johanromero8930]

Yall see how calm Sal is?!!? Its JOE! (I love Joe)

[@notsure725]

This is an older pre-recorded episode probably weeks/months before last taste buds

[@88weightsjb]

This is 1 of the best podcast duos ever lol how is there not more views on this??

[@Jah_shewa_Atom]

I wouldn't know what a taste bud or a Chris was if it wasn't for a Sal💚🤙

[@pauli7457]

Thanks Babes! 💖

[@catlinfreehill8377]

Everyone stop being hard on Sal. We all have hard days!! He’s never steered us wrong

[@jkbGood92]

We just want to see him acknowledge what happened, we still love him babe

[@Lalalop18]

It's Ozempic Sal. Not a fan...changed his temperament

[@DustinDeSautell]

God, Grant me the serenity to Accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can and the Wisdom to know the difference 🙏 The serenity prayer might help, Sal

[@johannaarmone3195]

I was literally just saying to myself how Sal needs to get off the ADD meds and just find God when I read this.

[@bl5365]

Glad to see a more calm and chill Sal than that Taste Bude episode lol. He has no reason to gaslight Chris though, they are not arguing. Also glad to see Sal show that ass after talking about his insecurities

[@QueenieBeanie7]

Ok. But Sals hand in his pocket pose is the cutest ever!! ❤

[@YourBeastRoy]

Damn near 20 min ad break is crazy haha glad the boys are getting paid tho

[@greasy2007]

Yesss thought my phone was trippin

[@nickyboy10]

Bobby has Chris saying outta pocket now 😂😂

[@robbieceez7052]

Babes we can't be like a month behind. Superbowl content?!?

[@chasemartins3359]

not even super bowl yet, they are 2 weeks before the super bowl talking ab confrence champions 😂

[@davidmorgan9929]

I haven't heard him mention Titi Jerry in a while. Whats up?

[@morganjohnson3946]

She literally just disappeared from all podcasts. It’s weird

[@notsure725]

Probably back in prison for stealing something tbh

[@saberdraced6885]

Yesss we need an update

[@Raeemerch]

Sal in the fresh tee as always let's go ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥Fresh jacket Chris 🙌🙌🙌🙌❌⭕️❌⭕️

[@richardandrade9418]

For some reason, it's almost unwatchable when they are talking about events that happened weeks ago... am i alone here?

[@megdevries5616]

yeah sucks how much they stock up on episodes

[@GavinSwaank]

Hey Babes, have a great Thursday!

[@ironman4122]

Hey Babe! Sal I have that same shirt, cool to see, luv ya babe! Go Steelers and Pens🖤💛🏈🏒🤟✌

[@georgehall9037]

I laughed out loud one time! Great show guys!

[@johncole4882]

Holy hell sal lost a ton of weight. Happy for you man

[@babalous7479]

This episode was Sveltified, Sveltifire!🔥

[@packerbacker9109]

WE MISS HOMELESS PIMP. New guy doesn’t edit like the pimp master and include photos like they used too. This shows on the ropes

[@greasy2007]

New dude has been there like 2 months

[@Charlie_chap23]

Thank god for bad friends pod

[@amymayhugh8946]

TGIT! LOVE MY BABES!!

[@TheMitch112190]

The babes are back in town 🎵

[@leucisticretic]

I had headphones in when I pulled out my phone at the urinal today. My coworker, who doesn't speak English, begins to use the urinal next to me. I was 43:55 into this video. Now I'm gay. Thanks guys.

[@erinrogers7440]

You guys gotta watch true Detective definitely season one. The rest of them don’t measure up as good as season one.

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Happy Thursday Babes Hey Babe

[@danielguillen3180]

Listening to these guys talk about sports hurts more and more each time

[@chiefcha_official]

Ah, nice. We‘re back to not showing what they look at on their screen

[@collinwgreen]

Put the banners up during ads again so i can skip them appropriately

[@LizzRit]

BABEEEEES 💗 loved this one

[@charitydixon7828]

Five minutes in, and I am YAWNING. Where are the babes at??? Cut it out with the sports talk without time stamping it pleassse

[@mckenziebailey7156]

I would be remiss to not acknowledge sal being totally wrong and actually gaslighting Joe in the last Taste Buds

[@Smurfdontsurf]

Dumping the the prerecorded pods

[@giannacargill6096]

Hey babes 🎉 thanks ❤

[@natia9158]

Oh a review of Saltburn from these 2 would be perfect or a reaction video

[@indiegrab360]

Why would they wait so long to drop this? Putting out immediately = more views

[@pianoman173]

“Cash me outside in the tri-state area” - Bhad Bhabie

[@Charlie_chap23]

Can’t watch this show anymore the banking of shows makes it soooo crazy like I’m watching last years news today for the first time wtf guys get it together

[@twoprofessional]

Sal's ankle compared to the size of his shoe! Holy smokes!

[@ZR2124]

Recorded over 2 months ago is wild

[@Uhhhhhhhh348]

The way sal was scared n offended at 22:20 💀💀💀

[@amyers35]

And and and and and when did you guys record this 😂

[@PretENDOgolf]

Babes, at some point you'll be posting in 2024 aspects and people will be in 2026 lol

[@ipodzrock1]

7:15 the acronyms had me dying laughing

[@RGEF1006]

52:05 Jessica Kirson

[@chrismorgan7270]

@ChrisDistefano Hey babe, I was just wondering if you're going to do any more shows in Liverpool UK after this summer? I love your Hey Babe podcast with Sal and think you're a good comedian. Unfortunately I'm going to be in the Philippines during your UK leg of your tour as me and my wife are going to have our first child in June. If you're ever doing any more shows in the future in Liverpool I'll definitely be there. Also I know that you enjoy tours when travelling, when in Liverpool you should go to The Royal Albert Dock and visit The Beatles museum and Maritime museum, also check out the Magical Mystery Tour which visits places The Beatles sang about like Penny Lane and Strawberry Fields, take the Anfield stadium tour also. Good luck with your tour, and thanks for making me laugh with the podcast and hope to catch you live sometime in the future

[@cardecito8203]

43:54 is my new wallpaper

[@brandonbaca9843]

Why aren't these going on KZbin music??? I have to go to KZbin to see the new upload wtf!!

[@Katet92]

Oh my gosh, 44:00 had me rolling.

[@megdevries5616]

the but section omg that was gold

[@marniebrimhall986]

You guys are firing on all cylinders today! Absolutely perfect thank you very much this really makes my day😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@marniebrimhall986]

Also, I really like and appreciate the real talk.

[@ssnyder5471]

Holy shit 9 commerical breaks may as well watch cable holy shit😢😢😢😮😮😮😢😢😢

[@hype_47]

That's a lot of travelling.. I'd have went Dublin-Belfast-Glasgow

[@Slapstudiosjp]

Chrissy always w some fresh kicks and usually something that might not be good on everybody but they’re fly AF on him 🤷‍♂️ Bit some steez of him tho-ordered that green pullover fila jacket a couple years ago after seeing him wear it

[@kellsbellls]

We call him Buffalo Mark 😂😂

[@cherryrosesxo]

The Patrick Mahomes bit is back woohoo 😇👍

[@kingbenjamin92]

My son and I both have that same Biggie Smalls shirt that Sal has on 😉

[@marksaum8904]

Please fix the audio

[@jordanjae]

Episode: 56 minutes long Advertisement reads: 20 minutes Actual episode time: 36 minutes. Smh

[@Mmksen289]

Dude these banked episodes are taking me out of it I’m out on this one

[@robiapicca5967]

Them not just googling Dick Wolf to find out the insane amount of popular shows he's done is so infuriating hahahah

[@blxck7553]

The new editor doesn't include pictures, left H.P.'s fun editing for basic run of the mill editing. The ad reads dont have banners so i can't skip. Overall dissatisfied

[@nnn248nnn]

Sal, I am by no means in the likes of "hollywood" as far as photography, production, film, etc., but I can assure you this: if you work with a photographer that says, "Okay just go. Start moving," that's a person who is BAD at their job. Plain and simple.

[@tracyy21]

Is that beetle juice on sals shirt?😂

[@illasmoke]

I’m so confused how Rocket Money is a thing

[@TheMugger]

Same! I never understood how people don’t keep track of what’s coming out of their accounts

[@chilliLRK]

This shit doesn’t feel the same

[@natej84]

4 weeks? How does it take that long to upload a video?

[@corn5484]

Love you babes

[@Charlie_chap23]

Redbar is right the year of the fallen podcast !!!! Everyone is waking up from the podcast spell

[@cotyjolivares]

Doesn't redbar have a podcast

[@cotyjolivares]

Also just a dumb statement, obviously some have fallen off but the good ones have not and even grown

[@voodude8986]

Thank you for commenting and thereby helping this podcast grow 😂

[@Charlie_chap23]

The decreasing views speak for themselves here for the rollercoaster drops lol

[@cotyjolivares]

@@Charlie_chap23 I agree with the fall off of this pod but not pods in general

[@stevelafave560]

Hey babe, hey babe, rap! Hey babe, hey babe, rap! Go go go go!

[@ssnyder5471]

Dont watch if u dont have youtube plus litterally 8 commerical breaks in 40 mins

[@GymAndSun]

Congratulations to Tom Brady on winning the Super Bowl

[@notcountingsheep]

I’m in love with Sal

[@chasemartins3359]

these episodes are so far behind. it was a good run for me listening since ep one but gonna have to retire hey babe. don’t need to hear about topics from over a month ago when shane gillis records and posts podcasts the day of or next day.

[@ChuckFix]

MSSP is has def replaced No Presh in my podcast listens. They are actual comedians who don't overuse the same jokes and talking points. Hey Babe is played out and Sal has gotten so annoying

[@chasemartins3359]

@@ChuckFixi agree, used to love this podcast but it’s legitimately 1/4 of a year behind now, and if u wanna use current topics as a talking point on your pod this ain’t gonna work. plus yea both of these dudes are starting to become unbearable privileged comedians. like chris crying about wanting to move his family somewhere new every 3 months. just obnoxious

[@CranjisMcBuckets]

Acknowledges Chicago Fire but not that it's made by Dick Wolf

[@bluesing3082]

Hope you play nice today Sally babes 🥲

[@Lalalop18]

He is so jealous of chrissycakes