A PIG DEAL - 02 - SECRET LIFE

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[@KingTaltia]

No better sentence to describe Cleo in my eyes; "You broke my heart!" "I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!"

[@jasonreed7522]

"... And be HAPPY about it!"

[@toxicjo]

A reroll for the harder task would have probably been easier 😂

[@lferoannakred984]

i think you need to solve your task before you can do that

[@a_Champignoue]

@@lferoannakred984 nope

[@JonVonBasslake]

Nope, you're allowed to switch it straight away... Though not sure if you can switch after you've started on the first one@@lferoannakred984

[@callme_elllllll101]

@@lferoannakred984you don’t

[@strych9ines]

@@lferoannakred984 no...? you don't? because scar was able to reroll last week?

[@leedesfleurs]

"Is it to BACKSTAB your friends?!" "I will FRONTSTAB my friends, THANK you." "You broke my heart." "I will break your LEGS and I'll be HAPPY about it." God, Cleo always has the most fire lines in the Life series.

[@MidnightAge]

"I don't need a mom, I'm a grown man!" "Really?" Cleo's wit is just top notch.

[@ojamaftk9585]

these lines have some "look Etho, if you're gonna be an absent father, can you at least be absent?" energy

[@taytaythehufflepuff8532]

Man, I don't know how she does it, but Cleo is such a girlboss with her one liners and responses.

[@Rosiewarriorscats]

This is why I will never stop watching her videos

[@shea5421]

Im sure someone has said this before me, but i love how this series is making everyone act like there's a gas leak in their offices

[@KingArthurDent]

In Cleo's case, laughing gas leak.

[@madmanmax120]

"Enforced gas-leak precautions"

[@fjolliff6308]

I hope they all have detectors because we can't tell if they need help or not...

[@sagejungwirth4155]

Someone forgot to change the batteries in the servers co2 detectors lol

[@oggtastic]

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[@manguy01]

I love how Etho doesn't know what a "jumpscare" is. He jumpscared Grian in like 2 minutes and thought it didn't count.

[@TheAsvarduilProject]

"DID THAT MAKE YOU JUMP!?" - Etho 2023

[@lostinda208]

- ImpulseSV 2023

[@silverxpanda5852]

I think it's just hard for Etho to tell if the other side really did get spooked or not lol but's funny how he's second doubting himself to the point of really taking the jump in "jumpscare" literally and being obvious xD

[@lupinelp9226]

this just proves that Etho and Cleo's marriage issues last season were 100% the fault of Scar and BDubs. Lol

[@purplejellytotPJT]

Having kids destroyed their marriage 😂

[@drawingbanana8158]

@@purplejellytotPJT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[@blackoak4978]

Now they're empty nesters rediscovering what they like about each other, lol

[@StuffandThings_]

@@blackoak4978 And Bdubs is the grown child who is way too clingy and keeps coming back for resources

[@DefineObsessed]

​@@StuffandThings_Scar is the kid that magically became successful in life and moved away

[@music_echo]

Cleo and Etho's dynamic is so funny XD Cleo: Murderous, mad, on the verge of insanity Etho: Very chill and trying to not let Cleo go on murder rampage

[@TamTroll]

this is why it didn't work out between them Surprising that Cleo took the kids tho.

[@izzyliberty8720]

which is still strange to me - Etho tends to be an enabler for anyone else!

[@dying2survive298]

⁠@@izzyliberty8720 it’s because he’s scared of her 😂

[@jasonreed7522]

Its made even better by how Etho started trying to complete his task by getting increasingly "murderous".

[@light_switch708]

ehto

[@CaptainKitchener]

Seeing Cleo having a mental breakdown is the funniest thing ever 😂

[@BeeDrill..]

That’s so mean True

[@Minegames1780]

True

[@MahiAnko]

I'd say the same is true for everyone in the series

[@CaptainKitchener]

@@MahiAnko fair lol

[@evxrbee]

So cruel But true

[@thecurtains]

20:25 Cleo threateningly riding a pig towards BigB is probably the funniest thing I've seen all week

[@the_pseudo_nim]

I hope someone makes an animatic of that moment. Truly it deserves one.

[@purplejellytotPJT]

😂

[@leafshade7349]

19:06 Cleo: Could you take pity on a poor soul? BigB: Aww pig... 😆🤣

[@michaelbfdiiwong523]

Bdoubs: Come here you stupid cow! Cleo: Don't call me like that!

[@Rosiewarriorscats]

Meanwhile Cleo is wondering why she was friends with them in past seasons…

[@levchenkodarya]

I like how Cleo practically spelled her task, but cut the info in several pieces and give each piece to different people

[@mbos14]

not really at 9:20 i think they got all the info they needed.

[@AllHailSp00nRiver]

​@@mbos14But Etho intervened and redirected

[@hexrisk]

​​​​​@@AllHailSp00nRiver i mean he covered for her for the sake of the audience not coming at her for failing her task, but they arent stupid. She spelled her entire task out to them. Bdubs also played dumb for the audience. If Grian was there I garuntee he would have said she failed. She even told Etho "12 minutes left"

[@foxx_217]

Watching everyone's POV's and knowing that the 2nd pig just wandered over to Joel's is actually hilarious because that pig just booked it as soon as she hopped off.😂😂😂

[@colleenlavigne2196]

I was shocked Grian didn't kill it, I was sure he did till I saw his episode!

[@sarahni]

I have a hard time figuring out how far away Joel's base is from the other mounds but that pig TRAVELEDA, piggy went far

[@GSBarlev]

Pig knew what was up. Saw what happened to its predecessor. Probably assumed its time had come 'round.

[@sagejungwirth4155]

So that's what happened!! Good God someone tell cleo soon or mumbo/grian might get stabbed!

[@sampfrost]

“he’s named archimedes… because if he dies i am screwed” is an amazing quote

[@lisa_wistfulone7957]

This. This deserves to be written in gold. Or at least boosted!

[@beamshooter]

haha i only got it because i just started building one for my chicken coop water pump!

[@Deter3DnD]

Ditto. Best quote of the session, and no one was around to hear it!

[@SamBorgman]

What does it mean?

[@sampfrost]

@@SamBorgman ditto can be used in the same way as the word same in some contexts, and an archimedes screw is a type of pump if i remember right made by the ancient clever bloke of the same name

[@rubymulvogue4315]

“I will break your legs” “She’s all over me guys” Skizz that’s not what that means 😭😭😭

[@Rosiewarriorscats]

Skizz no😞

[@pumkin610]

Skizz thinks skizz has immeasurable Skrizz

[@swalalaer]

One rides pig ,one rides camel the other rides horse........perfect family....😂

[@moonlightdraws]

Family together from afar!

[@samantha1190]

I think this might’ve been before the divorce

[@harveyjennings8301]

and etho rides a boat

[@rainbowshowers]

@@harveyjennings8301 I think that’s how the divorce happened. Etho sailed away

[@Rosiewarriorscats]

@@rainbowshowers yep! Probably did!

[@abanana]

lizzie struggling to find words for 'friend' is priceless

[@newwavepop]

i was trying to mentally help her, which i guess would have also included time travel. i was thinking Amigo and Hombre, as well as the classic Mate.

[@delaneykeller1389]

And knowing what her actual task was makes this even more painful 😂

[@MyBurninParadise]

Etho, a Canadian, having never heard "mon ami" was a good laugh.

[@Yamaelp]

@@MyBurninParadise it's kind of sad

[@ChauNyan]

It was so sus that I was crept out. This is the best seasons so far, everyone was so weird LOL

[@daisyrobinson4326]

I swear Martin said “oh collect one of every mob, that’s interesting” right at the beginning

[@CaptainKitchener]

He did yup

[@Hannah_GBS]

Etho said it first, Martyn was responding

[@JPTLN]

That's what we in the industry call "a joke".

[@iloveowls90]

It was a joke

[@samanthadegroot7749]

etho: are we allowed to hurt people? martyn: *immediately dies* ... suspicious...

[@alexcat9406]

Meanwhile Scott’s burning people alive and gems punching people

[@Rosiewarriorscats]

@@alexcat9406 YEP

[@Miracle12348]

Time stamp?

[@AnnaMeowBooks]

@@Miracle12348 34:13

[@ack131]

"we werent going to take cleo shes not an object!" Etho, who just traded mumbo for a cow: "...yes...right..."

[@levchenkodarya]

Etho's "Do you think we're allowed to hurt people" and Martin's immediate demise is like a scene from a thriller

[@colleenlavigne2196]

Etho baby-proofing the berries and door for you was so wholesome 😂 This episode was great Cleo!

[@SkittlesMafia]

Etho saying "No, you don't get Cleo" was sweet & funny 😆

[@DCPhoto]

You know there’s a problem when the pig has more health

[@GorillaWarrior821]

AHAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY

[@Lucas-ky7dc]

She lost so many hearts getting the pig, it was literally worth to just fail and live a happy session

[@natperXD]

It really is, especially since there’s no punishment for failing

[@ninjathis3009]

​@@natperXDThe punishment for pressing fail is losing 10 hearts, no?

[@natperXD]

@@ninjathis3009only for hard task

[@Mallyjams]

@@ninjathis3009only for hard tasks

[@anoki7889]

@@ninjathis3009 you only lose 10 hearts if you fail a hard task

[@fieryhephestus]

if Cleo reads this: it was Joel, not Grian, that killed your pig

[@abhijeetvdsh]

Where can we watch that ? I don’t remember that in his video

[@candychip2557]

@@abhijeetvdsh it's in joel's (smallisbeans) video, the pig just decided to wander off to his house on a far-off mound for no reason. He had no way of knowing it was Cleo's

[@alfacinha9609]

I love how Gem says "she's not an object!" And immediately after Ethos goes full Anakin "you will not take her from me!"

[@Styder111]

I love that Etho is childproofing the house for Cleo haha

[@franciscoimperial8513]

Cleo gagging after saying they’re a Etho fangirl is hilarious

[@abanana]

the fact cleo is going insane and it's only episode 2 is impressive

[@ttry1152]

2 episodes i one session

[@Rosiewarriorscats]

I meannnn we are most likely going to see SOMETHING is going to burn next episode *Meanwhile I’m listening to the episode and Cleo says she’s a Etho fan girl* WHAT IS WITH THIS SEASON WE’RE ONLY ON EPISODE 2 PEOPLE

[@entropyzero5588]

Let's be real here: When has she ever been sane? :D

[@taytaythehufflepuff8532]

@@Rosiewarriorscats She also "threw up"/gagged as she said it. (I think it's more telling that Gem identified herself with the ethogirls to Etho's face while they were playing Decked Out.)

[@NikolisKitchen]

"I don't need no mom, I'm a grown man!" "Really? How do you explain the everything?" I'M LITERALLY CRYING

[@Galaxygirl1710]

Honestly, the best bit of the episode was the pjama party, seeing everyone together and singing happy birthday(even if it's no ones birthday( is just so wholesome

[@BlahCraft1]

BigB getting forgiven was so funny, after the buildup of Cleo's murder plans.

[@alexcat9406]

Reminds me of the last life betrayal

[@thegenderfluidfurry1925]

Cleo’s constant suffering in this session makes me almost feel bad for laughing

[@rqmaas5255]

Etho: I'll give you one Cleo: and a heart? Never change Cleo 😆

[@JohnnyLee77]

Ohhh, shnappers😆🤣🤣🤣!

[@thegoon3840]

Cleo on the verge of SWEARING from minute ONE of getting her task was hilarious dear lord she sounded like she was on the verge of being put in an asylum

[@SwiftShot01]

I love that noone told cleo that right clicking the carrot on a stick makes her pig run faster for a bit, just left her in 1st gear for a whole hour

[@Russianfigureskate]

I had no idea

[@jaykebird2go]

To be fair, how often are people actually riding pigs? Lol

[@Rubin_Rubinia]

That task would've probably been perfect for Mumbo, because of the time he actually used a pig as his main method of transport for a few episodes of Hermitcraft!

[@GSBarlev]

On the other ham, hasn't the pork man suffered enough? Frank-ly, this was the most baconian task.

[@omurfette]

I love the idea that Secret Life is the origin story of the family in Limited Life.

[@the_pseudo_nim]

Oh dear God that's the most hilarious thought I've in the comments.

[@thetankman8]

I think about it as the kids scar and bdubs are all grown up now and this is after lol

[@juliusroman8616]

No wonder she hated Tango and Skizz in Limited Life.

[@ms_scribbles]

"You broke my heart!" "I'll break your LEGS and BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!" 🤣Okay, that line wins the session, hands down.

[@levchenkodarya]

10:20 - "Cleo, you can't be eating porkchops while riding on this little guy" Says the best friend of a bird who cannibaled chicken meat in front of other chickens

[@allenbuddy3101]

Despite the absolute nightmare of a secret task, this episode was so nice feeling. Etho and Cleo are besties, bigb is forgiven, Lizzie is bestie-adjacent, the surprise birthday party(???) at pearl’s, etc. Good feels all around

[@eeeveee]

i feel bad for Lizzie!! 😭

[@TheRoronoa_Zoro]

cleo actually interpreted task wrong, mode of transport means using pig for going her base to somewhere else same as u ride bike to clg, she was not needed to ride it al lthe time.

[@abanana]

'i'm a complete etho..fan...girl..bleh' -cleo 2023

[@willowcrowned]

lizzie’s episode criminally undersells how long that last bit went on for

[@citrisaurora1182]

Cleo most of session: I can't do things. My life sucks. (Timer goes off) Cleo: I'M FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That 180 mood change.

[@alexcat9406]

Sounds like what my cat does 24/7

[@kala_asi]

Work life balance

[@RottenBen]

I love how Bdubs was trying to make jokes, but as soon as he heard that Cleo was down to 3.5 hearts, he actually freaked out and was concerned.

[@Locke0042]

I don't know why, but Pearl's "nice pig" is the funniest thing anyone has said before.

[@daisyrobinson4326]

Only Cleo could stay alive on 3 hearts for the majority of the session

[@arcticoutlawiscsm2]

you know, that creeper explosion at the beginning did way more damage than i was expecting. when i saw it from ethos perspective i thought maybe like 5-6 hearts. i was wrong. i woulda been pissed.

[@dbseamz]

Cleo needs more armor

[@DustyStarrs]

love how the divorced parents are back together in this season lol

[@matthewparker9276]

Someone needs to add some torch spam around the secret keeper.

[@candychip2557]

They can't build on it, so even if they lit the area around it, some mobs could still spawn between the rocks and whatnot

[@GSBarlev]

​@@candychip2557Server op should /fill the area with light blocks then.

[@liambohl]

The instant Cleo says "lava", Impulse gets the advancement for picking up a bucket of lava (10:12)

[@thegenderfluidfurry1925]

Etho’s reaction at 24:55 was everything though

[@jibsjulie]

Etho baby proofing the house was the best. So fatherly. ❤

[@neocelestia]

Cleo casually dropping the "BEHIND YOU GEM!" reference made me giggle far more than it should! xD

[@AGKRex]

Cleo with the one-liner AGAIN!! "his name is Archimedes because if he dies, I'm screwed"

[@michellemagin4903]

This whole session is basically just Cleo being in pain for 2 hours.

[@Emmy-ul8ht]

SO many good lines this episode. Also, Cleo and Etho is my favorite duo

[@JohnnyLee77]

I couldn't agree more!°

[@yasY0L0]

For Cleo, today, was an emotional roller-coaster.

[@ArterialRedGuy]

An "emotional pig-trip-over-several-small-hills" at any rate.

[@silverfeigner]

I love the interaction between Etho and Cleo this season.

[@the_pseudo_nim]

Especially after the animosity between them last season.

[@PhoenixianThe]

Cleo and Etho's dynamic makes me feel like this is the prequel to Limited Life.

[@dbseamz]

Or what if the divorce was caused by the stress of raising two kids (Bdubs and Scar) and they grew closer again once their sons moved out?

[@StuffandThings_]

@@dbseamz Though it seems like BDubs keeps trying to come back

[@saa6d600]

If you left-click your "carrot on a stick" on a pig, you can run faster

[@jozef09]

But her carrot would eventually break

[@natorgator4969]

click the stick and ride fast

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

Wasn't it right click? Or am I getting confused

[@calicohusky]

I was searching in the comments to see if anyone had written this. :) One right-click takes up a quarter of the stick's durability, and it makes the pig go faster for a little bit.

[@markereyes]

Yea I was looking for this

[@stegosagus]

After the events of limited life, the divorced couple rekindled their love while the kids moved out. Little bdubs moved in to a collective but comes home every once in a while, teenage scar is off on his own adventures, swindling all those he comes across. Cleo is proud of both their boys' achievements

[@sXeAndriex]

I love that her pig genuinely wandered off to visit a confused smallishbeans

[@superhappygamer1162]

Tasks like this are why Stat Poker would be hilarious on Secret Life.

[@mustbeavalidhandle]

So, Cleo got the pig task, and in her panic didn't reroll the task and instead lost more hearts than if she had failed even a rerolled task

[@onvasean2485]

Yeah, but that is assuming that she won't lose any more hearts accidentally doing the hard task

[@pensato348]

Task Suggestion: Make Bdubs feel like a strong horse

[@PiperInTheInternet]

ABSOLUTELY

[@sierrad.7654]

Alternate name for this task: stroke bdub’s ego

[@martinbruce5979]

I read that task very differently. I would just have used the pig for transportation when I needed to go anywhere, not stay on it the whole time. ^^

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

That is not a fair task lol thats more brutal than Ethos last session Oh nvm CLEO IS THE NEW MARTYN

[@hmmmm7468]

I just watched Martyn's and I thought Cleo's would be a lot calmer. I was so wrong.

[@klbzplb]

martyn is still martyn lol (cue ~ 34:25)

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

ill see it when it comes up but..... oh no@@klbzplb

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

I just saw it OH NOOO@@klbzplb

[@TheRoronoa_Zoro]

cleo actually interpreted task wrong, mode of transport means using pig for going her base to somewhere else same as u ride bike to clg, she was not needed to ride it al lthe time.

[@EnderKingDubs]

This genuinely felt like an off the wall sitcom episode where everything goes crazy. Then the celebration and the sudden cut back to the ranch with the conversation between Etho, Cleo, and BDubs was such a great return to status quo after the chaos. Straight up wacky sitcom vibes.

[@bdmayhem3391]

That Archimedes joke is highly underrated

[@abanana]

'i'm gonna come live with you and dad' *angry cleo noises*

[@OracleAesir1]

I love that the slumber party wasnt a task, it just happened by accident lol

[@HopperTracks]

Big B keeping up the lying lmao

[@christopherparkin7162]

That wasnt gaslighting. Gaslighting is when someone tries to get a person to second guess themselves and doubt their own mind or perceptions.

[@HopperTracks]

@@christopherparkin7162 Gaslighting doesn’t exist. It’s not a real thing. I never even said anything about gaslighting.

[@JoyfulTreeSwing-yf7mp]

Big B is being a pathological lier this season

[@Jessica18010]

Cleo was so unhinged in this episode omg😭😭

[@alexandrasketch]

Poor Cleo hyperventilating at the beginning. This was a great episode. Loved your interactions with Bdubs, they’re always so good 😂

[@cameronsharples2544]

That task is BRUTAL

[@the_pseudo_nim]

115% accurate statement right here. No joke.

[@alexcat9406]

I agree

[@TheRoronoa_Zoro]

cleo actually interpreted task wrong, mode of transport means using pig for going her base to somewhere else same as u ride bike to clg, she was not needed to ride it al lthe time.@@the_pseudo_nim

[@bellyjean6652]

yknow, if you think about it, the task only says the pig has to be your main mode of *transportation* for 50% of the session, not that if you have to sit on the pig for 50% of the session. So just for an hour, whenever you had to travel somewhere, use the pig but otherwise just stand normally. i think that would have counted.

[@andrewtimothy1937]

Iconic quotes from Cleo “Ill add it to the list of things about BigB” And “Do YOU want 8 hearts?!”

[@filippohl9097]

And Cleo just killed the horse that Bdubs left alive from his leather killing spree so they can later repopulate with his horse

[@Cluemily]

When I saw that task, I was worried it would be impossible if there wasn't any pigs left, but surely it wouldn't give someone a task that wasn't possible to complete. The ensuing panic of an episode was hilarious... though I was worried you'd be going yellow first with how you got by by the skin of your teeth there 😭 Love how Etho helps you stay alive with the Cleo-proofing anything dangerous dsgkh

[@mccleslie13]

Cleo has made good choices! Etho's protection of his base buddy is everything

[@preethar7547]

TASK SUGESTION: A task where you act like you are doing a task you already did. If somebody points it out, you win!

[@Spacccee]

After lizzys luck this week…

[@shigeminotoge4514]

the task said "main mode of transportation" not "you must stay on the pig" I feel like she's made this task WAY harder than it was intended to be. As long as she used the pig to travel more than she walked, she would have still passed it

[@gyjocanon]

that is true! i guess that’s why grian said to carefully read the task & such

[@niesson9456]

Woooo been waiting for this!!! Poor Cleo... At least good to know that what she and Etho have in common is chaos and loyalty~ I thought for sure there'd be a celebratory Porkchop after the task! Like the idea that Bdubs is trying to move back in with the newlyweds lol

[@Somber_Knight]

Task idea: Close 10 doors the moment before another Hermit would walk through it.

[@rosiemarsh6840]

"you BROKE my heart!" "I'll broke your legs, and i'll be happy about it!"

[@Ravenhill_YT]

Cleo was so close to Swearing so many times and I love it😂

[@hwells64]

your absolute need for the carrot made the trade so funny. you could have offered anything but you went for an important item because of how much you needed it. kind of a funny moment

[@RammyGaming]

Task: become the cake bandit. Successfully leave a cake in 3 hermits house without getting caught

[@asvestor5932]

Pre sequel to Limited Life. Mom and Dad are together and don’t hate each other. Gonna be a good season

[@edgarvillarreal5886]

Yellow task: damage someone with tnt without letting them know it's you.

[@laurynmcbadger863]

Thank you for the 40 minute timer you just set on my phone, Cleo. 😂

[@Cyvain87]

Same thing happened to me 😂

[@ye3623]

Cleo Etho alliance LET'S GOOO. Seriously, very unexpected I honestly would've considered a hard task

[@princealex205]

"Really? How do you explain the eveything?" Has the same vibe as "if your going to be an absent father can you atleast be absent"

[@erinasnow]

That happy birthday song was just as awkward as they usually are. Great episode again, Cleo! Your humour is infectious (which hurts, because I have pain in my chest). You're hurting me! Fortunately, I do regrow hearts. I sell them to a hospital near me, quite a good income!

[@Axie539]

Oh dear

[@welshrarebit6843]

Oh the salt! The salt in this episode is positively sweet and overflowing 😂 Cheers and have a good day Cleo

[@icepicker8528]

Etho: I know you took a lot of damage so you need a heart Etho: I'll give you one Cleo: and a heart? *smirk face*

[@theimmortalhipster]

I love the duo of Etho and Cleo😂😂😂 this is gonna be great

[@tonigreenaway]

Tango have his heart away again 😱 Surely he's on the list for when you go yellow 😂

[@TheMagicat]

Hard Task: Use a dispenser to equip a helmet on someone without them noticing, then ask why they have a helmet on in a Life series :D