A Pirate's Life For Me! [AC4: Black Flag]

[@ZachKokiri]

Imagine every fucking thing you've ever done in your life ending because some dude comes out of a bush with two sword "HAI IM MISTER ASSASSSIN CREED MAHN!". You just fucking die. Everything you've ever thought, or hoped or dreamed or knew just ends because of that shit.

[@secretgarbage6581]

He then proceeds to talk about turkey turtles and murder your closest friends.

[@plantenthusiast3052]

Seems like a perfect way to die.

[@yoloswagginsswagalicious9570]

ME OLD BONES

[@Hunterb0t12]

yoloswaggins swagalicious that ending was such a callback I love it

[@uhhmary]

i dunno captain blackbear sounds prettty awesome

[@Niki_0001]

I've always found it funny how in movies even if someone's been exiled for months or years, their teeth are bright white. Their clothes are ragged, their skin is torn and dirty, hair is messy but nope, teeth are perfect. lol

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

their skin is “torn and dirty”?

[@ytrogue6751]

@@Mr_Spaghetti They got booboos and stinky skin

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@Mr_Spaghetti your skin doesn't tear?

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

@@ponponpatapon9670 terrifying notification to get three years after the fact

[@Wyrm3]

@@Mr_Spaghetti you being haunted by your own words.

[@BSFilms1997]

2:25 jerma's better at sea shanties than rapping

[@leetri]

You gotta open up those crates with some super glue!

[@psypsy751]

What are you talking about? His rapping was fantastic xD That video became somewhat of a viral thing, and if he doesn't do a full version where STAR interrupts him, then that'll be a shame :)

[@ConradTheLonelyStump]

2:40 "Does anybody on this boat have insurance?" "What's insurance?" "Drive drive drive drive drive go go!"

[@LordVader1094]

XD

[@seanleonard5]

We were all waiting for that one line. And then it came. "DID AYE EVAH TELL YAH THE STORY, OF ME OLD BONES?"

[@roronoa1243]

2:26 This is the best Jerma moment, bar none.

[@SeriousPeopleStudios]

Assassin's Creed IV - Me Old Bones Edition The original title of the video, for anybody curious. Jerma seems to have changed it for some reason.

[@InkRose]

Damnit Jerma, how do you manage to crack me up with every video?

[@yahiko412]

IKR?! his video really made my day man

[@johntrellston9514]

For he, is DEAN DINGUS! :D

[@gabrielteng9193]

Oh thats easy. You just need some old bones

[@TheOneZytel]

John Trellston I thought he was parmesan.

[@zachmakestrash8287]

Gabriel Teng mix them up with the secret pancake recipe and BOOM! laughter potion c:

[@TheGamingHoe]

That was perfect editing Jerma, the fact that the guy taps the iPad as he says "bam shits his pants" makes it Judy perfection, completely lost my shot XD

[@lahrkin2501]

Who the hell is Judy?

[@TheGamingHoe]

Judy is a well known typing error...

[@fishblades]

Seriously, it's fucking perfect. lol'd so hard.

[@bbnash8417]

lahrKIN me

[@MM-vs2et]

2:13 BE BRAVE MOTHAFUCKAS

[@jonathanhackett3405]

BE BRAVE, SONSUVBITCHES!

[@windwind3170]

WE DON"T DIE TODAY YOU BITCHES!

[@ghostlygibus-kfplurkinghat3529]

5:27 "What does the Joker look like? Does he have a nose on his face?"

[@kojomintah-owusu7103]

Jerma is probably one if not the best youtubers out there. He always has a way to make everything happy and optimistic and his attitude towards things is great. even in his old vids. great work ***** keep it up.

[@Brawneteer]

STEALTH, WHADOO I DOO? Am I still in the skype call?

[@Brawneteer]

why do you have to get on my back about a part of the video that I liked?

[@ScrawnyMcMassive]

BenDunno We're humans. We're built to get enjoyment out of spreading opinionjuice all over everyone's faces. Take you for an example, why are you trashing someone in the comments? Is it because you think you can help him improve as a person? Is it because you want him to be shunned for being unnecessary, and think that by trashing this one person you might change something? No, you want to spray your opinion all over everyone's lower back because you're human.

[@Tinybob2]

6:52 I was WAITING for that joke. Thank you jerma

[@dracatty]

I think that the lip dubbing at 2:50 was the most impressive part of the video

[@caffenefree]

I think "did i ever tell ye the tale of me ooooold bones?" Is one of the best Jerma bits

[@TheProgenitor]

"This is a cubical!" Jerma I'm pretty sure that workspace is circular

[@PostNukeProductions]

It's a spherical.

[@DinoBat]

Cylinderal

[@Rey-eq4vq]

Jerma's Pirate Song! The wind on our back and the sun on the sea, non have ever been good to me! Feel waves cross through the sky, into the deep here yonder side! A drink in my and a trick up my sleeve, lootin' and plundering is all that I crave. Cast down the sails, release the braves, tonight we dine...*Crash!* Oh Shit!

[@abysspect]

NO JERMA YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT YOUR OLD BONES. TELL US ABOUT YOUR OLD BONES!!

[@CarloMartinini]

"One time me old *bones* shot twelve people in a one second. Like ye just saw right ther. And then me old *bones* were buried in a tiny little graveyard. Behind... your old *bones*! And then they... And then they turned the corner, and they shot some more old *bones*. And they got another kill. And then another boat came over, and they killed all their *boooones* as well! And blew up the fuckin' boat!" :D

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

The insurance bit was funny as all hell! "Does anybody on this boat have insurance?" "What's insurance?"

[@id319]

What is the story about your old bones, Jerma? Tell us.

[@MyHungryWidow]

AND THEN ME OLD BONES WERE BURIED, BEHIND *yor uld bunes*

[@neon6489]

Stuart Pot *ME

[@BigLollipop02]

id319 Jerma used to tell a lot of stories. He heard a lot of stories from Lucy at the diner, with her bright orange hair that he has such a fond memory of. Well, that was before the plague hit.

[@Catholic_Achilles]

Cardboard Alpaca 👋😂👋100% Boi

[@KittysDawn]

I swear I heard Star for half a second. These guys might as well just have the same channel at this rate.

[@salainenlokaatio]

Star and jerma are same person actually.

[@KittysDawn]

That would make too much sense.

[@AgentDewy]

"Oh am I still in the Skype call?"

[@KittysDawn]

OW MY BACK!

[@DiegoAlanTorres96]

Sveikko ORSMOSIS

[@Rey-eq4vq]

The Pirate Song: The wind on our backs and the sun on the sea, none have ever been good to me! Feel the waves cross through the sky, Into the deep here yonder side! A drink in my hand and a trick up my sleeve, lootin' and plunderin's all that I crave. Cast down the sails, release the breeze, tonight we dine -

[@Narwalicornisrex]

OH SHIT, in ac4 you play as captain old bones confirmed!

[@matthewholt7148]

don't say s-sswears

[@NecromancerSloth]

"DID I EVER TELL YA THE STORY ABOUT ME OOOLD BOOONES?!"

[@StopTheImpossible]

I don't know, did you?

[@PreeSpunky]

What is this cheap Raven's Cry ripoff?

[@nattybatty6]

I saw this in my subscriptions and really hoped you would talk about me old bones. That Battlefield 4 video is one of my favourites.

[@Overused_MayMay]

2:25 WTF WAS THAT NOISE, I AM LAUGHING SO HARD MY CHEEKS HURT.

[@matthewholt7148]

XD

[@Soup4Dayz]

Brain: you need sleep Back: you need sleep Eyes: you need sleep Jerma Videos: SHPEE

[@theyoten1613]

Haha still true

[@gengar5863]

I used to sand. That was before the plague hit.

[@Droanux]

The pants shitting part saying 545 at less than 5 minutes. MY IMMERSION JOIMA

[@shdowhunt60]

YOU NEVER TELL THE STORY! D:>

[@Jwako_]

I literally waited the whole video to hear him go ''the story of mi old bones''. Jerma did not dissappoint.

[@ErosionXperment]

Holy crap I think this has to be your best video yet. Couldn't stop laughing throughout it!

[@Retrogamepak]

Forget Johnny Depp, Jerma need to be in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

[@dumbcatposter]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Me Old Bones

[@LordVader1094]

Jake Johnson Perfect!

[@El-xt9oo]

this content is so much better than the recent stream archives stuff

[@DisgruntledWhiteGuy]

This is probably some of the best content you've produced yet. Keep it up jerma, I love it.

[@physsnake]

Jerma shat his trousers.

[@clutchedbyanangel]

Old Bones 2: The Deboning

[@corntrollio8765]

"Hi im Mr Assassins Creed Man" hahah love that

[@connorshaw-case6030]

the pirate song and the crash were just the best bits ive ever seen you manage to put out so many funny moments like this i thank you jerma

[@m_gabe_ultra]

4:00 I used to sand...but that was before the plague hit..

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

I hate sand. It's coarse, grainy and it gets everywhere.

[@MetalHealth44]

Grandpa Chew god fucking damnit

[@Nuberax]

+Iconoclasm_ THATS FROM SOMETHING, WHATS THAT FROM

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

+Nuberax Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones.

[@bigbruhther1529]

i miss you jerma

[@voxelemur]

Your shit never fails to brighten my day. Thank you, Jerma.

[@Jophime]

This video is my favorite in a while. Laughed the whole time.

[@helloofthebeach]

I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HIM OLD BONES

[@Anonymous205080]

Jerma, you make me laugh every single video you release. Thank you so much for that, it really just makes the day better :D

[@MOOtf2]

Once I heard "Have I ever told you the story..." I KNEW he was going to say "Of me Old Bones".

[@buzzerking]

Congratulations?

[@PaytonTate]

3:10 No Jerma, it's a cylindrical, of course.

[@supercow376]

cracked up in that last scene even though I knew it was coming!! Great video

[@Spartansoldier217]

"Drive, drive, drive! Go! Go!" Lost my fucking shit.

[@girfanatic101]

waited the whole video for an old bones joke. Was not disappointed, actually said it along with him.

[@ohalright1]

Waited the entire video for a me old bones joke, and you did not disappoint

[@ricardoricardoricardoricardo]

My god Jerma, this is one of your best videos.

[@Redbikemaster]

4:03 That's a planer, not a sander, Jerma...

[@StopTheImpossible]

If ***** says its a sander than for Christs sake its a damn sander!

[@MetalHealth44]

"when i come back from an epic quest i have no need for sleep nor rest. i head to a tavern for a drink and get so drunk i cannot think!" Alestorm - Wenches & Mead

[@kingbrachy9035]

2:05 That's a proper war-cry

[@ThePumpkin506]

"...of me old BONES!" Jerma I love you.

[@SuperFetaCheese]

That pirate song was beautiful Jerma

[@bocajmed]

I knew it was going to be in here, so glad it was. ME OLD BONES

[@ulaziu]

Man this was the best video in a year now... Great job, jerma :)

[@jsnipn]

He's planing, Jerma.

[@CadetGen]

Assassins Creed 4 is the best Office Simulator ever.

[@LittleLuigiGuy]

and that pic is the best raping face simulation ever

[@matthewholt7148]

LittleLuigiGuy no it isnt its sexy ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@room___]

matthew Holt no memes allowed

[@matthewholt7148]

room why da fak naut?

[@LittleLuigiGuy]

matthew Holt not enough data on the yutubs to handle it, you'll crash teh whole system

[@Northwoods62]

that guy was planing not sanding

[@bookthiefktw]

This video was so great! Quality work jerma thank you

[@FalkorrOfNSider2]

As soon as I saw the video had pirates, I was hoping Jerma would tell the story of his Old Bones again. I was not disappointed.

[@Denizsnower]

You are one of the only youtubers who get me too laugh histeracly.

[@GenuineLolotov]

Aw man, I thought the original title of this video was better. Also, did Jerma try scanning that QR code at 3:08?

[@futsurepolaris6304]

What was the original title?

[@Monkey_Surgeon]

I love how when Jeramy's fighting and talking about clones he starts wrecking then he kicks a guy and yells BITCH! I also lived that sneeze

[@LordVader1094]

I see the AI in this game is just top notch...

[@hansellau]

Because IT ALL STARTED IN NEW JEEERRSY

[@tylercarter9118]

well it can't be to hard ai is a hard thing to get right.

[@brynwaller3647]

I've never laughed so much in my life until I watched Jerma.

[@DAvOaPe1]

:D Jerma, you should make a series of Me Ol' Bones! :D

[@Charmatotsu]

Absolutely perfect. The part where the 3 people are standing around looking at the tablet talking about Jerma shitting his pants makes me laugh so hard.

[@Lithobraker]

Return of the OLD BONES!

[@EthicalCrusader]

It's cool how jerma is actually playing a good game in this series...

[@lladerat]

This games still has active multiplayer, insane.

[@VendErre]

Haha, the turtle glitches a bit and flips upwards to show it's turtle profile at the perfect moment.

[@Jempai]

JERMA HES PLANING GOSH

[@secretsource7310]

A day dreaming office worker in ac. Well that's something new in the series.

[@PoeJones]

"Pirates don't have bright white Crest commercial teeth!" -Jerma

[@MayhueMusic]

I mouthed the words with jerma. "The story of me old bones."

[@cameronharvey7100]

ME OLD BOAT!

[@marchofthenoobs]

"WHAT IS THIS CHICKEN? oh, it's a turtle." - Jerma, 2014

[@popi7682]

4:51 Oh jerma, you are awesome.

[@stardust7780]

Jerma, you're a pirate in your heart.

[@Doondalley]

This came out 5 years ago. Damn, I’m growing up.

[@92archeryboy]

That man was clearly planing, not sanding. I will sue for these mental damages.

[@BON3SMcCOY]

I waited seven minutes just to hear that joke, because I knew it had to be coming at some point.

[@op2hudson]

you had me laughing when you stole the sanders money and then insulted him :D

[@Johng2476]

that was one of the BEST parts o the video lmao!!

[@Johng2476]

Johng2476 2nd being the shit his pants part lmao!

[@op2hudson]

Johng2476 ah yes poopy pants was great :D

[@warpatato]

"Go fuck yourself" puts the icing the cake. lol

[@NexusGideon]

I'm watching this while listening to Jerma's Pirate Marching Band 10 hours.. dear lordie is it amazin'

[@Mattbuildsstuff]

this is how jerma learnt the story of his old BOENS

[@woogiebug2]

"Sail to Abaco Island" Swelling up with bahamian pride right here

[@gravuun5753]

That's not a sander, Jerma, that's called a plane It's used to shave wood

[@brett21492]

Why doesn't Stealth make utooob videos nymor?

[@user-fp8xc8lf3f]

[@Alwayz114]

Too busy being a Pro Gamer or something like that... Nuts Gaming? Bolts? Cogs? I dunno

[@stianh3]

We asked Boo the same question... 3 months later he made a video... We might have to ask him again :/

[@Alwayz114]

Oh, wait wait wait, I'm sorry, I forgot. He actually became a famous Nick Jonas impersonator and lip-syncs at a lot of gigs. Good for him

[@CriticalFeline]

ginjaninja114 he's part of Cognitive Gaming, a competitive smite team

[@AzureRoxe]

Pirate Jerma may need to lay off the grog.

[@huh1656]

"Anyone on this boat have insurance?" "Whats insurance?" "Drive!"

[@SneakyMuffin]

"Anybody on this boat have insurance?" "What's insurance?" "DriveDRIVE*DRIVE*"

[@BonziBUDDY]

It's like Day One Garry's Incident but pirate themed