a Pokemon game where they're *VERY* old and have guns

[@failboat]

YO Doug is doing a big charity stream and we did a followup to this idea yesterday! Check out the event and give it some support if you can ❤️ twitch.tv/dougdoug

[@seandayao4571]

Failboat

[@Hyperchromatical]

failed boat noway

[@Lamario862]

how do i get this ai emulator thing i wanna shoot pokemon with a gun XD

[@meta-pat]

Hi

[@meta-pat]

U won

[@DougDoug]

I might not win every round but i DID become a living god so who really won here

[@mistake465]

Oh hello there DouglasDouglas

[@rodmod]

True

[@LetsPlayGamez]

You won in my heart, Doug

[@HarpSeel]

I cant believe dougdoug is the predator of august and wants to talk to kids 😔

[@TL_Kamron]

Wolfeysmantcrowdoug

[@NeoFlame17]

Failboat not getting to brock while dougdoug is becoming the avatar and shooting up the elite four is so funny

[@level840]

You have litwick in your pfp. I want you.

[@apersonontheinternet6018]

@@level840ok so sometimes we need to keep our thoughts to ourselves

[@potatoe972]

@@level840what do you mean by that

[@Defone42]

@@apersonontheinternet6018 it's ok I agree I also want neoflame17

[@KingdomMayFivePadua]

​@@Defone42I third that

[@CXIgaming6170]

Round 1: Normal Round 2: Guns, Gods, and Crazy Encounters Round 3: A Crossover even bigger than Smash Bros.

[@BurgerBunDog]

Round 2 was peak

[@liamrohrbach8944]

Nah, round two was just palworld.

[@MintGreenFurry]

Round 3: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

[@snowyimp333]

Round 3 was peak

[@Teajassid-wb3mq]

round two basically genocide route

[@SillySpike193]

I think that Young Dementia is actually the grandma AI who doesn’t know what a cow is.

[@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn]

🎶DEMENTIAAAAAA🎶

[@blucatgamerz]

You'll suffer short term memory loss

[@thebiolibrary5572]

specifically her name is dementia, young dementia is her during her youth when she was a pokemon trainer. she's actually 12 years old.

[@anonymous71207]

She did have a lot of pokemon knowledge...

[@inanutshell2637]

Can't be her, The chaotic cat stole her brain to save Chat.

[@Unluckydood]

This is basically Ultimate Chicken Horse, except AI Pokemon PLEASE make this a series, Boat and Doug!

[@mlgdoge12343]

They did another during dougdougs charity stream

[@quixQuery]

I swear this is a meme. I get what you're going for, but at the same time this is *so* far from Ultimate Chicken Horse. Not everything is Ultimate Chicken Horse lmao. I do support future iterations of this idea though.

[@Unluckydood]

@@quixQuery sorry, I’ve only watched KZbin videos of it and thought the “compete to get to goal, change something to help you, repeat” formula was similar to this 😅 apologies for misunderstanding

[@theketchupo]

33:16 The art In this is amazing amazing but I can't help but imagine failboat commissioning an artist and being like "yeah can you draw Spongebob and Luffy standing over Sephiroths dead body pointing and laughing at him while inside the pewter city gym?" Crossover of the century.

[@awesomelink2347]

3:43 CRAZY attention to detail here. Running the calculation, that is ONE off from the actual EXP a level 3 wild Pidgey gives in Pokémon Red (23, namely). The AI decided to do normal rounding on ~23.57 to get 24, and that's where the error comes from. EDIT: Watching a bit further, 67 actually IS the correct amount of EXP you get in RB if you KO the rival's level 5 Bulbasaur in the first battle. Insane attention to detail and I love it.

[@failboat]

That oddly is one of the craziest details from this whole thing

[@seandayao4571]

@@failboatfailboat

[@zbrodie]

I'm assuming the normal games truncate 23.57 to 23 while the AI rounded up to 24 then?

[@awesomelink2347]

@@failboat Woag hi Failboat

[@awesomelink2347]

@@zbrodie Yep.

[@RayDragonM]

The “Crossover Battle” bit feels straight outta Miitopia, not gonna lie. Where else would you get a glorious sentence such as SpongeBob and Luffy be collaborating to defeat Sephiroth?

[@evilchild1851]

Probably an acid trip lol

[@RayDragonM]

@@evilchild1851 Yeah, I suppose that works too.

[@Foxking437]

Honestly? Normal One piece is where this could happen

[@hi-sg7el]

Super smash bros ultimate

[@samiamrg7]

33:35 I like to imagine by “disarm Spongebob,” he literally tore Spongebob’s arms off, since that is a thing that happens to Songebob regularly.

[@superexplosion5985]

I love the fact that Batman appears at the end to shame Failboat for trying to kill Sephiroth

[@six_buck_dlc]

i thought only Fortnite could provoke such sentences

[@skylarphoenixhodge2679]

You're a game emulator. You can emulate ANY game, but text-based. Your goal is to be a fully playable text-based version of the game, emulating as close to the original as possible, from start to end. You'll be provided with: 1. The chosen game. 2. The current message context. Your response must include: 1. A short description of the current game screen or state. 2. A textual 2d UI of the current game screen, using emojis and symbols 3. A labelled list of option that the player can take.

[@blucatgamerz]

Yoo

[@Bupboy]

More people need to see this

[@JCHMboyo]

Keeping a note here

[@grimreaper9121]

Thank you for this information

[@CarlJohnson0910]

Legend. Commenting to easily find this comment :D

[@JayMoji]

I love this!

[@desertpillow1]

Me too jay

[@dr.unventor]

@@JayMoji why is this comment buried lmao

[@dr.unventor]

Why is this comment buried lmao

[@allanscott7564]

“Wolfeysmantcrowdoug” the true Pokémon goat lmao

[@potatoe972]

Where’re Pchal and Alpha

[@TensuiTM]

@@potatoe972Tooo busy having “fun” with their vaporeons and lopunnys

[@e.x.e.1102]

Failboat getting stuck while Doug going on a side quest is pure comedy

[@HonorJanas]

Ain’t long until Failboat’s Live Chat faces off against DougDoug’s Live Chat.

[@dummycatwizard6194]

or falls for them, you'll never know

[@Teardrop_cs]

@@dummycatwizard6194 more logical answer, they both get married

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

Beam Attack vs Rigged. Gods no.

[@connorst184]

@@Teardrop_cs and then gets divorced

[@TheGumbolya]

Doug Doug is doomed

[@TheCoffeeCrow]

the absolute fear from the words "i am fighting the Veridian city gym leader, SEPHIROTH"

[@tempura8976]

I love how on the final round, Failboat’s side rapidly devolved into Luffy and Spongebob absolutely beating Sephiroth to a pulp, not his team as a gym leader just HIM.

[@airy214]

wheeze

[@TheBearmanGoober]

Failboat: Trying to beat the challenge DougDoug: Catching Mewtwo, Performing Rituals, Becoming the Avatar, and Beating the Elite Four

[@Royalandsuited]

Failboat: no survivors! Doug: I am the avatar People: dear lord help us!

[@unicornwarrior8698]

0:04 welp time to go get a new pair of ears

[@courageousviper7530]

I’m sorry but the line is an hour long

[@Berbyisntkirby]

Nehdhxjcn tde went eyes ato rec

[@MicrowavedBurrito]

P a i n

[@samalarizvi6476]

“chIlLI DAÆÄĂÂWĞŞ, GÆTA GÔ FAǍÃÆÁẞT” will be the grim reaper of ears

[@adamhurst1993]

Thats not a cow thats a "toilet bowl brimming with apples, towel roll oranges"

[@BobKirbyman-kz1fo]

Fish bowl papersailboats

[@allenparker2113]

It’s a booook

[@datmeme6643]

It's Superman

[@adamhurst1993]

​@@BobKirbyman-kz1foYes

[@TL_Kamron]

Paper sailboats

[@BooTube5]

This was streamed YESTERDAY! Noteblock you have some insanely speedy editing skills And those artists are so talented for the win screens! Such a great video

[@noahtaylor1721]

Doug released his stream of this months ago

[@Pumpkinbyte]

WHAT

[@Gelert_AT]

No no, this happen around May. Yesterday's was a rematch. The compliments are still deserved though

[@BooTube5]

@@Gelert_AT Ooohhh, I see. Still, eveyone on the team did an amazing job!

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

​@@Gelert_ATif there's been a rematch, then hopefully that means there will be another of these vids down the line

[@BarrenAcc]

Even when not doing a Kirby video, Failboat chooses to put the most Kirby like pokemon in the thumbnail, truly on brand

[@Bupboy]

Looks more like a jigglypuff to me

[@kyudatoaster]

It is, ​@@Bupboy That's the point. Jigglypuff looks like Kirby, that's the whole joke.

[@Bupboy]

@@kyudatoaster oh yeah I misread the comment and thought they had said that boat straight up put kirby on the thumbnail

[@kyudatoaster]

@@Bupboy Oh, I get it. No probs, sorry if that came off as rude.

[@pikanachuster4032]

AI can be beautiful and nothing is more beautiful than turning up the heat and using your friend machine

[@muhammadfirdausbinsyahrom]

Nothing like commiting no sephiroth on that one COD russian Airport

[@RayDragonM]

That emote perfectly sums it all up!

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

Bruno not having a riddle ready honestly kinda fits, given he's a fighting type trainer without five fighting types, in the generation with 5 unique fighting types.

[@Skye6eighteen]

Failboat getting insanely OP characters like Master Chief and Luffy with Doug just getting Ross from friends is my favorite thing

[@FloridianFool]

I love how Doug became the Avatar in the second game and didn't use his abilities once

[@likeapro4242]

No, no, he did. He “used magic”

[@digitalscott7732]

I think becoming the avatar gave him those level 50-60 Pokemon.

[@kzkultra8948]

Today at 7: Local kid attempts to earn his first gym badge; becomes the Avatar and kills the Indigo League. More at 12.

[@Aren61104]

"In other news, there have been reports of bodies of pokemon and humans being found in and around Pewter City. So far no witnesses have come forward, likely due to being shot."

[@iwantmustang]

2:33 first time seeing grass in my life thank you failure

[@blucatgamerz]

All right nice

[@MaoMaster69]

i remember putting each of your streams on separate monitors and putting the volume on full blast this is a much nicer way of watching this stream, thanks failboat!

[@Blossom319-fx7tg]

1:38 ah, truly the best Pokémon player of all time

[@ICallShotgun13]

Everyone knows about the secret ancient ritual chamber in victory road where you absorb energy and become the avatar. Oh failboat you silly goose.

[@micahphilson]

Doug, an elderly man, leaves home with his new trusty pokemon companion, shoots all his enemies, stumbles down the wrong path, accidentally becomes the avatar, captures the most powerful pokemon, solves the Elite 4's riddles, and shoots his rival's pokemon to death. This is how legends are born.

[@Silver_axl1425]

Doug Doug: Demonic Avatar Failboat: Genocide/war criminal

[@anyalundberg2174]

34:54 friendliness pellets

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

“MY NAME IS YOUNG DEMENTIA AND MY NAME IS YOUNG DEMENTIA AND MY NAME IS YOUNG DEMENTIA”

[@TL_Kamron]

DEMENTIAAAAA

[@GoodVideos-c5w]

You’ll suffer short memory loss as you get older

[@TomiLumi]

1:30 loving doug casually adding his name to the best pokemon players list

[@potatoefanner2098]

I love how SpongeBob didn’t want to risk Luffy’s life by fighting Sephiroth’s level 50 Pokemon, so he decided to fight Sephiroth himself!

[@Stella_Octangula_Worm]

0:22 as a Failboat (the most wonderful person to ever walk this earth) fan I take this representation of Failboat (the best person in the world) as a great insult to my beliefs and religion, I will not take such heresy such as this kindly. I would like to request for this image to be deleted entirely, for it goes against everything I stand for. goodbye.

[@omni-galachu9684]

33:17 So glad an image like this exist now

[@Obzumbo_sauce]

0:00 the idea is indeed simple

[@Crazy56U]

Setting the temperature causes reality to slowly break down. This is how An Inconvenient Truth was meant to be played.

[@Novastarsss]

I can’t believe Luffy and Spongebob teamed up to defeat Sephiroth

[@Malware_Productions]

babe wake up new manmade horrors beyond my comprehension just dropped

[@amityblight1736]

🤠

[@Malware_Productions]

@@amityblight1736girl u r HAUNTING ME FR /j

[@Woah_itsa_sonicfan]

I feel a chill run down my spine when I hear “ The idea is simple. “

[@ItsIggyTime]

First it was Mario and Luigi, now it’s SpongeBob and Luffy who beat Sephiroth

[@Clock1-work7]

You ever wake up as Spongebob, grab Monkey D. Luffy as your first Pokémon, and fight Kirby and his Master Chief?

[@CapiTrump]

This feels like a "What if Pokemon was like America"

[@melofelo4484]

28:55 so no one told you life was gonna be this way *bang bang bang bang*

[@RoyaLotad]

"Time to battle the Gym Leader Sephiroth!" is a scarier sentence than anything from a horror game.

[@food9434-vb6ih]

the idea is simple, we steal your spine.

[@sigelia]

It's not a race without cult rituals and confusion

[@childmanmanreal]

This was absolutely hilarious, I really hope you and Doug do more!

[@claratoal2684]

0:07 sounds like the screeching of tortured souls

[@felipemariano230]

Its a jumscare

[@getergods2267]

It is.

[@ByteBits]

I see DougDoug in a thumbnail, I click.

[@lillii9119]

Through a dark night of sadness I can always rely on Failboat for posting at 1.30am

[@MatthewLarios]

Douglas Douglas to fight Dwayne the Brock Johnson Meanwhile Daniel Failboat has to fight Sephiroth

[@JustNateX106]

This reminds me of a song I created. "Demntiaaaaaaa, you'll suffer short term memory loss when you're older...

[@tomodaphne]

11:01 “This Squirtle’s got Miitopia” knocks me out every time. Strangely enough, myopia also occurs in young people, so I don’t know how it got shuffled into the old people diseases. It’s just nearsightedness. I for one have myopia and love Miitopia.

[@SEAkuaa]

Love that the description knows that this is totally pokemon red, green and blue

[@colder_Valkyrıe]

WHY IS THE JIGGLYPUFF MOVES HIS EYES AT THE THUMB NAIL

[@yabe-kfptentacultist]

FR I REMEMBER THE EYES LOOKING SOMEWHERE ELSE, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY

[@misamagica]

Oh thank god im not tweaking

[@D.W._Dark]

„Epic Patience“ had me laughing for a good while 😂

[@pbskidsfan2495]

failboat is trying to get to the gym with a million guns and dougdoug is becoming god in the background of game 2

[@wsurviver8376]

Honestly I can’t decide which run was the most chaotic

[@landon-cs8er]

This is one of the best failboat vids ever please do this again 😂

[@ToaDrakua]

10:00 The pokemon world is now filled with elderly folk. What sort of Fairly Odd Parents would ever wish for this?

[@decimater-fp8uk]

That beginning is terrifying

[@Kirbyfan7209]

I love the mix of DougDoug editing and Failboat editing

[@NGHAAAAA]

Pokemon red : disabled edition

[@NGHAAAAA]

Correction : disabled AMERICAN edition

[@NikFromm]

Not even 10 seconds in, and I’m already permanently deaf. That’s a new record, Failboat!👍

[@mrrfyW]

Yeag Pokemon haha funny artificial intelligence video, my funny technology brain says yes

[@DrakoNotDraco]

@@mrrfyW ratio

[@TheEggOfRandomIdeas]

Hello, first man.

[@Kimmy_is_typing..]

Ok

[@CherryVA24]

Ok

[@stario1235]

hell yeah

[@Gyepi_Roll]

11:45 was not expecting a hollow knight reference but ok

[@kevinchen7166]

16:50 most bullets aren’t magnetic… they’re usually made of copper and lead with a few exceptions(special coating or ammo type)

[@Ririxpj]

0:21 "Ugh" - Tankman, 2022 (I think)

[@l_1ttlel_3m0n]

that is indeed Tankman, i listened to that for idk how long until i recognized it

[@thatguywhodoesstuffoffical]

New Pokémon! Gun!

[@cold7295]

So, Doug went for a path of ancients powers and knowledge to ascend from the mortal plain and beyond while failboat did unspeakable crimes against humanity and natural life... This is a great pokemon game

[@launderine]

19:58 love how the ai decided that his answer wasn't good enough and fixed it for him edit: 22:30 and again!

[@SnowStar21]

26:57 Superwoman is actually the evil Earth 3 version of Lois Lane and Wonder Woman meaning the term "Engage" probably meant something very sinister

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

8:03 me and my pokemon geek friend who both have Chrons disease: 😮🫵😮🫵

[@mangomage33]

Flashing back to "I forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of batman movies then made it write its own"

[@DoctorMedicine_]

“He’s sometimes Bruce Wane, sometimes sometimes Batman, alltimes orphan”

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

Those are unfortunately fake in terms of being written by A.I, at least most of them, but it's very funny regardless

[@MotoOller]

oh how I wish I had the base prompt for this

[@byrontheusurper6505]

The guns suddenly made everything extremely dark holy crap gorps!

[@papaplum7166]

Not my failboat the title wasn’t mildly threatening

[@luigipowdemo6458]

TRUE

[@champion_ofcloud-var]

explode.

[@BierBart12]

Failboat just having a 17th century pistol ready as soon as the gun prompt drops, Doug randomly finding an eldritch ritual area next to Victory Road I just got out of a surgery and this vid hurt so much. The only appropriate time to say I'm dying lmao

[@jojogacha974]

I want crossover battle to be an actual pokemon rom hack

[@sleepy6510]

All the dislikes in this vid is from the global powerline screaming in agony

[@Orio435]

31:08 sadly he didn’t have mario & luigi to prepare for this fight

[@Interestking]

This stream gave me some much-needed laughter when I was sick, and now I can relive that happiness by laughing my butt off every 30 gosh darn seconds.

[@I.M.P_Eldro]

An undertale version of this would be crazy

[@Star4wars1]

Fail boat recreating the banned pokemon safari episode, with more guns and violence.

[@marshmallowsonthemoon9292]

13:31 y'all ever seen zombieland

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

DougDoug's nonsensical ideas meeting Failboat's craziness? Count me in!

[@Cloudreviewsforfun]

0:01 is it tho? Edit thank you for 11 likes

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

Yes, yes, it is.

[@MrSkerpentine]

I swear DougDoug and Failboat have done better positive PR for artificial intelligence than every company on earth combined

[@masterpiece1817]

I genuinely laughed so hard I may have damaged my throat, lungs, and esophagus

[@jzxgaming6887]

We need more of this. This was hilarious.

[@BobKirbyman-kz1fo]

Pokémon BUT EVERYONE IS GRANDMA

[@blucatgamerz]

I think that's a...sand paper

[@mels287]

The editing is so good! 😂

[@jlshootingstar333]

I wonder how much energy this video used

[@rat_mikey]

ChatGPT drinks a river and pisses out this.