I made a stupid way to not get spoiled

[@failboat]

You guys can participate in the video by continuing to give fake spoilers in the comments

[@HueyFreeman63]

Hello father

[@VOID_lmao-ec4od]

You die at the end of this game :(

[@sillyswiftie4life]

goombella joins bowser and dies

[@SOLAR-nv3yp]

FATHER 🤩

[@Emihana]

:D

[@yourlocalpyro3758]

Was in the middle of texting someone when I was just hit with “Shut Up” on the top of my screen, I think that’s a sign.

[@SeaToon]

Shut up then

[@Snesthekeleton]

YeAh

[@CorruptedNoob42]

I think he renamed it

[@NuclearFissionDotCore]

@@CorruptedNoob42 he did

[@GöstrowwMann]

​@@Snesthekeleton Mario Paper's Not Safe from pres A

[@TopityTurvity]

bro got the 0.01% chance for Luigi to show up and the 0.001% chance for Luigi to actually give you something good and he kills him

[@Kamyon360]

There can only be one

[@taraktaras7327]

wait fr?

[@finnvaneekelen4966]

@@taraktaras7327no the chances are rare but the commenter exagerated it

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@finnvaneekelen4966 well he wasnt rare for me i guess luigi just likes me

[@finnvaneekelen4966]

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 well no luigi himself is not that rare but he is rarer then the rest which combined with the low odds of characters throwing you something makes a good item from luigi somewhat rare

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

5:55 just for everybody’s information, this room originally had a missing body of a toad traced on the ground, but it was censored and removed in the English (and maybe newer Japanese?) version of the game. So sorry for the spoilers, Father…

[@SparkleWolf404]

gone in newer japanese too

[@GuitarOfTime0116]

@@SparkleWolf404 so sad that i cant have toad homicide in my cheery rpg :( (for real tho why was it even there in the first place? the mugging part can at least be seen as goofy) Edit: I forgot about the noose in rogueport, now the removal is even weirder!

[@Captain_Timezone]

So no murder in a Mario game anymore 😢

[@Baconator2558]

I still don't understand the censoring of that. Like, there's still multiple people directly calling for murder in this game. So kids can know that people kill each other, but not that... police use chalk outlines for crime scenes?

[@Falinkslord12]

​@@Captain_Timezone I mean, they didn't remove the noose in the middle of the street.

[@Lana_305]

2:55 "I haven't been touched since 1995" *Me who remembers that Failboat was on team handshake for a Splatfest*

[@Mushie_lol]

He was wearing flesh covered gloves

[@tornadoawe]

The heart yearns for what it cannot have.

[@UnrealSuperSonic04]

"Wow, that's- that's sad actually."

[@WPS007]

Splatfest? SPLATOON REFERENCE????

[@Trafficallity]

i dont get it

[@Picked-man]

The only way to keep chat from saying spoilers: tell chat to make up spoilers. I respect the hustle.

[@RayDragonM]

That’s my streamer!

[@thereseopel8448]

~ThE iDeA iS sImPlE~

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

Items: 0:26 Purple stone 0:27 Orange stone 0:28 CRACK COCAINE 0:29 Blue vase You bought: 0:39 CrAcK cOcAiNe DIFFERENT JOKE!!! 3:42 IS THAT THE LOCAL MAFIA?!?!?! IS THE MAFIA RELATED TO THE PERSON WHO'S SELLING THE VASE, STONES, AND CRACK COCAINE?!?!?!

[@Truthfullyderpus]

My favorite easily accessible white powder

[@d3lta971]

Top 1 best Failboat jokes

[@captainkawaii666]

The fact that the voice he uses there is perfect for Beldam despite him knowing nothing about the game-

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

Damn! 267 likes in 2 hours?! You druggies sure love your Cocaine!!!

[@aeoifjapefijl]

thank you for this oddly specific list :)

[@chalkbored]

23:58 "bowzer comes in the end credits" "HUH HE WHA-"

[@HODOR3476]

Lol

[@JohnDoe-yp3zv]

3:53 "Did I just witness, like, a turf war?" Yes. You did. Welcome to Rogueport.

[@matteov3195]

Either you’re a jump-man or you’re the one getting jumped.

[@SophiaScragg-hz3mm]

More like... Welcome, to *Inkopolis*

[@thereseopel8448]

WAS THAT A SPLATOON REFRE-

[@SophiaScragg-hz3mm]

*WELCOME TO SPLATSVILLE*

[@TheOneAndOnlyIceKem]

“Did you know that I need a monster to clobber that der Kirby?” No, I really didn’t.

[@cah137-y4s]

Man, seeing him casually talking to Goombella without knowing what happens… it just hits different. Not sure how he’s gone this far as a Nintendo fan without knowing.

[@Ryann9]

He's definitely going to stop supporting Nintendo after seeing what happens with Goombella. I just hope he doesn't quit KZbin after he sees the truth.

[@PlanForGaming]

Is this is a joke or is this comment serious? I legit can't tell

[@beywheelzhater8930]

@@PlanForGamingDude you ain’t ready Let’s just say it’ll be Goobover before too long. A real doombella moment

[@curiouscreator8806]

@@PlanForGaming This is a joke. People are just playing along, giving fake spoilers... I'm sure nothing bad happens to Goombella. I haven't played the game either. Hopefully nothing absolutely terrible happens to her in the story... ( -not- not foreshadowing )

[@marbeardontknow2870]

This is the best fake spoiler so far I was so confused for a second till I remembered what video I'm watching

[@FelixDCat_12]

7:58 he gets less family friendly every day

[@RayDragonM]

good for him

[@TheB-Train]

Followed by the greatest banger of a track this channel's ever seen 😂

[@samboi123]

Growing with his audience

[@curiouscreator8806]

Now that I think about it... Soon he might allow Chat to swear. Wait 'till Chat gets the F-word -privelages- -privlages- -privellages- -privvelages- -privllages- -privrellages- however the heck you spell it... That would be so [] interesting. More people would get banned, though, if it were... you know... too NSFW or something. And all of chat would be spamming swear words constantly like other streamer chats probably would.

[@gengardoesnothing9699]

Cry about it

[@VGJol]

The Idea Is Simple Shut Up

[@RandomGGrblx]

I love the remake

[@OriginalGameteer]

The Idea is Simple? No The Silence is Deafening

[@SeaToon]

I couldn’t agree more

[@KiroTheLightCaster]

My ears. They hear something... SHUT UP

[@err0r529]

Does he know, Mario joins the Phantoms Thieves and steals Bowser's heart?

[@feefington]

someone actually made a high effort ttyd x persona 5 crossover concept and i vividly remember the video

[@sock_investment]

what?

[@curiouscreator8806]

And Bowser never saw it coming.

[@err0r529]

Real question is, will he get the secret ending where Luigi ends up joining an investigation team in a small local town?

[@feefington]

@@err0r529 _We've been l(-uigi)iving our lives..._

[@captainkawaii666]

20:10 fun fact: I'm actually pretty sure the Chest Demons were a major inspiration for Snatcher

[@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440]

Yeah! The inspiration is more obvious if you look at snatchers beta desgin.

[@0mega717]

Therapist: “Paper Mario dialogue Failboat isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.” Paper Mario Dialogue Failboat: 13:33

[@rosemary3029]

Sounds like banjo

[@StafyFan]

Nothing like seeing shut up in your notifications

[@octojazon5907]

True

[@coree_corz]

Real😔😔😔

[@mlgdoge12343]

A message from your guardian boat

[@When_the2]

In playing dying light and then my phone buzzed opend it snd it said: shut up.

[@the_VHS_system2411]

Bonus points if you were already silent

[@jandgmodteam3754]

“Bowser comes in the end credits” “He wha-“ Best video cutoff to date

[@shadowedge67]

Fr

[@kaiotrem358]

I thought that the chatter said bowsette

[@annapowers4086]

Ah yes, I love being subscribed to failboat to see the new videos only to be told to "run" or "shut up"

[@winstondefreitas2347]

Tbh same

[@Zbrooda]

Does he know that Mario turns into Kinn and proceeds to shoot Bowser with a pistol that shoots out goombas, and Peach is secretly Chat's sister?

[@Jangoice1orSomething]

Just whacking things, huh? 🗣🔥🔥

[@eqtuise]

I smell a member >:)

[@thecpg980]

Just whacking things, huh?

[@Knight-of-the-White-Moon]

Just whacking things, huh?

[@eqtuise]

Whust jacking hings, thuh?

[@asdfworld]

Just whacking things, huh?

[@Unovakid24]

Having chat be a stack of paper with lips is something i should have expected but was still surprised by lol

[@curiouscreator8806]

I was expecting Failboat to turn Chat into a paper Waddle Dee.

[@creeperking8702]

It should’ve been a fortuneteller

[@Pik-Productions]

0:36 "What a pretty box! What's inside it?" "CRACK COCAINE!!!"

[@Its_bloon.yt2011]

6:00

[@CoolLookinPea]

Oh… I sure hope he doesn’t realise that at 15:53 of playtime, there’s 1 specific frame where purple shep appears in a random spot on the screen, that’s major spoilers for the end of the game where the shep comes out at the last second and tramples Mario, forcing you to start over again

[@Lar_me]

You can block the shep by superguarding at the right time FYI It's necessary on any% speedruns to avoid having to do the second run

[@TheArtzyAnimal]

Failboat’s titles went from creepy to rude

[@rells2311]

18:45 My humoris BROKEN. I laughed for like half a minute at "F'dog'rog, that feels too long

[@cosi6669]

5:01 as someone who is legally blind i thank you for giving chat a cane, and the correct kind too.

[@feefington]

*hmmmm...*

[@StafyFan]

Somethin ain't adding up

[@cosi6669]

@@StafyFan what?

[@cosi6669]

@@StafyFan oh i get it I'm not actually blind but as far as the government is concerned I'm LEGALLY blind which is kinda bullshit

[@reefnap]

@@cosi6669 yeah i have glasses lol

[@SufferingCompletionist]

20:01 I WAS GODAMN WAITING ON SNATCHER

[@totallynormalclonewarsfan]

23:28 NOOOOO-----! HE MISSED THE FUNNY DIALOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Not a joke btw, if he didn't say yes, he would've gotten the foot joke which would've been hilarious.)

[@jstar3382]

11:37 no fucking way he did that. Dan you need a new dog

[@rayanimates4801]

I love opening my phone to “shut up” from failboat

[@techdeck-h2k]

was that the name or smtng?

[@jjackmn1]

@@techdeck-h2k ya

[@EvaleAxolotl]

9:17 the side order has infected his brain

[@Lk_Quake]

Thats an actual mario enemy from 3d world

[@dry4smash946]

@@Lk_Quakealso in galaxy

[@Pokeball35]

Does he know? 9:50 the special cursed box guy actually went on to inspire The Snatcher from A Hat in Time!

[@taterman27]

12:06 - sometimes I forget failboat dropped the family friendly brand

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

Wait… he did?

[@jonespianist3189]

@@infinityheart_tm9270 I think the seeds were planted when he played that one RPGMaker game that was supposed to be a crossover between Kirby and Devilman.

[@defnotanerdbro]

"shut up" i feel... offended?

[@RayDragonM]

1:27 Oh golly, I ACTUALLY REMEMBER SEEING THAT STREAM LIVE all those years ago, that was a literal war flashback. I too, did not know.

[@SnailPreacher]

Holy crap, I couldn’t believe the part where lord crump came back at the very end and announced that actually he was the merchant from the beginning AND Marilyn! Talk about bringing the world building together!

[@CapiTrump]

The CRACK COCAINE was too powerful for Peach to witness that consume her 0:43

[@CrazyThomasFan]

1:05 I like how your first thought with the Hammer is VIOLENCE

[@FluffyDragonDrawing]

Cant believe he just trusts Goombella so much... its gonna bite him for sure.

[@ZedGaming_24]

Ah yes “Shut up” my favorite title

[@protege6383]

I still genuinely find it so sad he got spoiled in the other paper Mario I really wanted to see him finish it but he sounded so just defeated in the last episode he made where the spoiler came true

[@halyoalex8942]

Yeah it’s so sad that Olivia died of ligma 😢

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

Honestly I hate it more when people think they’re being clever than when they’re just being a jerk. Things like “don’t get too attached” are so much more annoying than just saying it bc at least you’re not acting like you’re not doing anything wrong

[@RayDragonM]

No wonder he never finished his Origami King Playthrough. :(

[@CyberBlastoise]

@@halyoalex8942 who is Olivia?

[@BlueYobb]

@@CyberBlastoise ligma balls

[@MrChickenNugget123]

Me singing along to my music in my room My notifications: shut up

[@Thetf2mercenary]

10:57 spoilers from kin

[@HODOR3476]

He did show petal meadows..

[@jonathanriddle8214]

20:09 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU BLEW IT YOU TOTALLY SCREWED YOURSELF NOBODY ENTERS MY DOMAINE AND LEAVES IN ONE PIECE!!!!

[@baseballscout]

THE ONE PIECE⁉️⁉️

[@Oliverfinlay2010]

6:07 fun fact they used the revive icon from pokemon for the stzr piece

[@YAY-sr7iy]

You've heard of wrapping paper but have you heard of yapping paper. 2:26

[@BananaGuyVR-]

Yapdollars disliked brother

[@Jacob_G9]

8:13 Huh, that's an actual Banger. Who Knew!

[@HODOR3476]

I don't get it...

[@andywap3]

​@@HODOR3476 A banger is a metal object used for bongs. That's what the dog brought.

[@JustBased-mj3jk]

do they know

[@HODOR3476]

I did not ​@@JustBased-mj3jk. I did not.

[@leothegamer701]

father, i cannot breathe. help, let us out your basement. even assaulting mario agrees to let us go.

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

"Purple stone! Orange stone! CRACK COCAINE" -Daniel "Failure" Boat, 2024

[@davidgeorge1943]

4:37 in total fairness to Toadsworth, this IS Peach we're talking about here. Need I remind anyone about Teehee Valley?

[@curiouscreator8806]

Hey, Failboat, I've been enjoying your content for a while now (like about 3 or 4 years by now), keep up the great work 👍 (also, does he know that behind the thousand-year door is where Chat has been hiding behind for the entire time?)

[@RayDragonM]

My three year anniversary of being a full-time live chatter is conveniently this month, ironically enough!

[@abysssans8188]

Playing through it for my first time as well, nearly beat it already. My only prior knowledge was 1 heavily edited playthrough from like 4 or 5 years ago.

[@P.A.L.09]

“Bowser comes in the end credits” “OOH he w-“

[@isharethisaccount]

wacking things, huh failboat? this video feels weirdly deranged for normal fail-boat

[@liambobiam-pd3iy]

Nah, that’s 100% deranged Failboat.

[@JohnNaasz]

Fail boat you didn’t noticed it’s actually all the star you just accidentally spoiled yourself 7:09

[@theratifier7669]

7:58 DANIEL! FAILBOAT!! How *_dArE_* you! XD

[@mariofanl1ve]

This is legit an actually smart way to not be spoiled. I'ma use this when i stream Billie Bust Up after it comes out

[@Eve_the_vee]

17:40 “everyday :D”

[@HODOR3476]

I'm

[@terrypittman-mawn6858]

Them

[@g0r3yn1ghts]

0:26 buying stuff 6:27 SCREAMING 8:12 METAL PIPE 8:33 old man 8:40 thumb 8:53 sheep

[@electronic_dude4970]

20:53 does failboat know this is a cannon event

[@electronic_dude4970]

21:53 it happens every minute, bringing him back wont stop it

[@SylviaGrome]

We need to give chat the ability to throw stuff at Failboat for any future Thousand Year Door streams

[@HeroponSuperT]

14:42 This was my message!😂

[@Byssa6]

That was so funny!

[@Byssa6]

Hilarious!

[@silvernado8644]

That one was my favorite.

[@AdamXDD777]

6:17 failbote: take everything! Kin: *takes the hole reality*

[@christinabalfoort2126]

8:04 let the man jam

[@matthewgaming2408]

14:24 wait until the shadow takes his body.

[@spaghettiman0511]

Spoiler

[@shanellemurrey9300]

14:03 omg this is one I wrote! I wasn’t expecting it to get into the video 😂 made my night :)

[@Birdman47]

Nice

[@RandomObject]

Good job👍

[@HODOR3476]

Is it real tho?

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@HODOR3476 no it’s not real, or at least it shouldn’t be, if it did end up being real I’d be very surprised 😂 I’m very proud of myself for making a fake spoiler that sounded like it could be an actual spoiler lol. It was based on what Super Mario Galaxy pulled lol

[@FivePebbles-e8s]

9:42 Snatcher, is that you?

[@FivePebbles-e8s]

Damn he acknowledged it later in the video. My joke is now redundant

[@sorio99]

I can’t wait for Dan to get to the part where Waluigi shows up and replaces Mario with a badge.

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

Peach does die in the end. Wait....NO! FAILBOAT! HAS THE SHY GUY, SHINFIT, BANDIT. (all the shy guy species) OVER LORD YOU SHALL SUFFER MY RATH... GET 'EM BOYS!

[@alestory656]

16:48 Koops is living the dream

[@drakesdrum1]

22:56 Chat... Does he know about Timed Hits? Does he know about Action Commands?

[@drcool14]

22:23 paper Mario the twenty year spoiler

[@alexdacat7052]

my video started buffering right when he hit the block at 10:28 so it looked like everything just died when it happened

[@traceunknown5715]

5:43 My man was on a MISSION! However, you shouldn’t dislike that thief so much, Dan 😉

[@Biggi19]

12:54 *ploopy* returns!!!

[@mintspectre]

1:44 the only few frames of failboat that are legal in Japan

[@KingLaZrButBad]

6:55 havent finished the video yet but this is already my favorite part

[@fizzy1617]

The Idea is SHRIMPLE

[@loool72]

🦐

[@Lnoolius]

🦐

[@Bupboy]

🦐

[@marabethobrien6157]

🦐

[@Chasio]

At 5:59 you will see some green stuff on the floor but in Japan its blood

[@Searreality]

I love the part where Wario shows up in his Morbius costume and says “it’s Warbin’ time” and then Warbs all over the room.

[@shadowsnake5133]

Princess peach gets possessed by Satan, and you get hit by the plot of kingdom hearts, having your body stolen and becoming a heartless in the process. That said, small price to pay for an absolute banger. 10/10, will get body stolen again by _______.

[@Byssa6]

0/10 comment You used the forbidden letter

[@shadowsnake5133]

​@@Byssa6 ah shoot, forgot about that. Anyways, I'm going to go eat some ancakes... strange, i said ancakes... uh oh.

[@CapiTrump]

The most peaceful street in México 3:41

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

Underrated comment FR

[@MajesticMaestro]

20:12 A HAT IN TIME REFERENCED IT'S BEEN 10,000 YEARS

[@brandonturner4415]

The cult of eyea 6:34

[@HODOR3476]

LOL

[@ShiromiKazuko]

YOOOOOOO ITS THE SNATCHER 9:41

[@Justice449]

That’s what I thought when I first played too lol

[@esnyd_2139]

I did not expect 7:02 to work

[@Moth518]

20:11 THE WAY I CHEERED I WAS THINKING IT THE WHOLE TIME, SNATCHER IS PLAGUING MY BRAIN

[@dawierdkid]

Never thought my comfort ytbr would make a rape joke. 9:01

[@RayDragonM]

This isn’t fake, Dan’s voice acting when it comes to these Let’s Plays is actually really REALLY good, let the man cook! Genuinely! They add a sort of whimsy and charm to the gameplay and I really like it a lot! 😄😄 (No wonder he’s a DND powerhouse!)

[@rupert_1491]

Mario dies, but due to this being a video game he does come back to life

[@KingCreeper562]

You said Hello there at least twice I will do what I must “General Kenobi”

[@TheVoidTom]

The title is just what runs through failboats mind whenever chat says something stupid

[@lululuvn3573]

8:13 Heyyy, remember this moment? So I looked it up through Google image search, and it IS actually called a banger. Now, what is it used for, you may ask, WELL! The exact definition of a Banger (item wise) is: A banger is a dish you use to vaporize concentrates on a dab ring or even on a bong. Yep, Kinn thought failboat wanted to use a bong.

[@greenbirdgaming8691]

4:16 You know, I have a song for these kinds of moments. DementiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

[@TerrenceOlson2]

You'll suffer short memory loss, as you're getting older.

[@Random-Roblox-Dude]

mario: WAHOO LETS A GO paper mario: ok i got the goods you got the cash? good. ITS THE FEDS RUN

[@AnAnonymousPenguin]

the idea is simple, I see, I click, I like

[@parkerhamilton2142]

THE RETURN OF 'Just whacking things, huh?'

[@LauranceDAfirstvicar]

12:11 me when a wake up.

[@SpoopyKrown]

1:09 I love the fact that I was saying this sentence without even expecting it to appear. And that's why Failboat is my favorite KZbinr. Because I have the same humor as him.