A Quick and Painless Death [ASMR]

[@lucifiaofthefreecouncil1312]

Fun Fact: Telling your child that grandpa is sleeping when he's actually dead is a good way of giving your child a phobia of sleep.

[@tonoornottono]

fact: dying in your sleep will achieve the same results for much less effort

[@yugidementia11]

This video has it all: existential dread, crocs, sadomasochism, cranial nerve exam, John Travolta movies, sticky tabs on the mics.

[@raina1887]

Title: a quick and painless death The video: is 1 hour long

[@SallinKari]

Well... Quick is relative. It certainly is quicker then slowly dying over the course of a week or two.

[@WanderingHermitWizard]

About as long as bleeding out on a cross

[@derzocker9428]

Speed is relative

[@jamiru_nahi3065]

Lmao hahahaha

[@LauraLanford]

The way you're dressed sharply and always adjusting your glasses is triggering my senses in a good way, as if me getting put to sleep is a formal event of ultimate importance... Also, I'm confused if I should resist and observe this beautiful form dancing inside my phone's screen or simply close my eyes and surrender entirely to your soft whispers so closely to my ears.

[@DPedro3]

After seeing the title, i was like: "It's us after the last doctor video"

[@Izzybellita]

Love the whispered versions! It’s amazing how it relaxes me and helps me to sleep. Thank you so much!

[@bellezee6]

Your ramble videos are very interesting and thought-provoking. I always find myself thinking, even after they've ended. Also... Those sticky things are heavenly. And the sound quality is so crisp! Thank you, once again, for your work. Your talent shines even in the simplest of settings.

[@tiredfrog308]

This arrived at the perfect time. It’s very early in the morning here in Australia; the perfect excuse to indulge. I doubt that I’ll finish the video in one go, but that’s often the way with your content. It’s my go-to for insomnia and studying.

[@DarkerRunesASMR]

Quick and painless! You are kind, you know what mercy means.

[@Elykmai]

Perfect! I was about to go to sleep when I saw you upload. Thanks for the video.

[@SpaceAgeASMR]

Death by ASMR, ultimately a fair judgment!

[@rocknrollroses]

idc that it's late morning and I have class at 1:30, I'm watching this video and taking a nap. screw you, formalized education! (jk I'm grateful to have access to an education don't come for me)

[@deadchannel5908]

nah but screw formal education. ive learned more about what interests me on my own than from school. school should teach us skills to function and stop there, then we should choose. so no, dis schooling if you want. i recognise we're first world countries and have a privilege but our privilege is systematically wrong and damaging in lots of way so technically no longer becomes a privilege. am i not recognising my privilege enough? i just can't help but hate schooling after the experience i had and many of my peers had. so i'm so up for people bashing it.

[@delaf52]

I would like to say that I'm very grateful that you keep uploading such great quality videos. I don't comment much on youtube, but I feel like it should be said that even though this isn't the biggest ASMR channel on the platform, it sure is one of the best in my opinion.

[@lexiebrou]

CURSES! I cannot watch this while at work. The title deeply resonates with me as a millennial and I'm so excited to watch this when I get home.

[@theroadstopshere]

Ah yes, A Quick and Painless Death. Exactly what I want on a Monday morning. Excellent timing.

[@WarpRaven]

A man of many talents. Will look forward to listening to this later! From someone who struggles with sleep, I find your voice very soothing and helps me drift off. Thank you 😊

[@wKayy]

Early squad where u at

[@rosarosa981]

Currently painting in my watercolor class listening to this ✌

[@robertknight2615]

Your whispering voice is great! love to see more of it 👍👍

[@yugidementia11]

Here in the far distant future of 2022. "I don't really know what it says about a person to have immaculate crocs [...] it might be a sign of incipient psychopathy." Still holds up.

[@Tyrosine222]

Love these ear to ear whispers videos!

[@meflower]

This video deserves more likes.

[@allenbell1427]

56:43 me when Phoenician Sailor uploads 👏🏿

[@PhoenicianSailor]

oh crap!

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Thanks for the heads up, trimming that out!

[@PhoenicianSailor]

And done

[@LilithsSounds]

6:22 that amount of times he says phenomenon is phenomenal!

[@theorycow]

"a quick and painless death" * looks at video length * so that was a fucking lie

[@peridot2912]

"Sleep, those little slices of death- how I loathe them."

[@allenbell1427]

This really startled me. My uncle died of cancer not an hour before you uploaded this. I don’t know whether to be comforted or freaked out right now

[@rocknrollroses]

that really sucks, sorry about your uncle :(

[@Dorit4sGamer]

I'm really sorry about this :( stay strong 💛

[@olevioracle]

This is EVERYTHING and hands down my favorite ASMR video that you've created thus far! BTW, we should name the red ball, "Lil' Covid."

[@TheManOfRash]

Definitely should do more whispering videos!

[@poburr]

fell asleep high asf watching this last night. 10/10

[@counterpoints5441]

this is low key the best one

[@scaredstar9127]

What i crave on a tuesday. Amazing quality as always

[@Eva-jg4jk]

I liked it a a lot. Your work Makes me think, alterates my point of view, makes me want to live more. For the pure ASMR effect, I'll try the video tonight. :) Thank you......

[@15MinuteUpload]

Greetings from the far future of 2022. I love your whispering videos, as few and far between as they may be. As someone who has also found sleep elusive for many years (currently running on a solid 2 hours, as you might guess it has been a very enjoyable day), your topic of choice for the intro deeply resonated with me. I know that you mentioned that sleep aids have never worked for you, but might I make some recommendations as both a pharmacist and fellow insomniac? I don't know your past history or what you have attempted already, so this may be redundant information for you, but it could be worth a shot. Of course, please don't take my word as gospel or an official medical evaluation; my brief advice is no substitute for your doctor's. Trazodone is a drug that was originally used as an antidepressant but is now almost exclusively seen as a soporific. In fact, I use it for sleep myself, and a rather large proportion of other healthcare professionals I know do the same (turns out healthcare may be a stressful field--who knew?). At higher doses, I experience the hangover effect in the mornings after using it that you mentioned, but lower doses have no such problem, and the drug in general does not often cause that particular side effect in most patients. If perhaps you have already tried trazodone, I might also recommend looking into Belsomra. Unfortunately it is both a brand only drug and thus can be quite pricey, and is also a controlled medication and therefore carries some additional risks, but it is known to be quite efficacious for insomnia and was also specifically designed to reduce and/or eliminate side effects common to other hypnotics such as the hangover effect you are familiar with, as well as vivid dreams and sleep walking such as is seen with Ambien. I sincerely hope you Morpheus finds you well in the future.

[@HexaSquirrel]

This is going to be great!

[@alexanderg8466]

This is the closest thing to watch wolverine doing asmr

[@TrogdorMan]

Finally, an ASMR video for me!

[@josiahdublin7816]

just leaving a comment for the algorithim

[@wesleyclark5441]

Oh wow this is perfect.

[@lisaw8390]

Thanks

[@svogel6459]

Me: Aww, hopefully Phoenician Sailor is gonna upload again soon 😊 Phoenician Sailor: Me: Perfect, just what I wanted

[@Masaki-1334]

I appreciate this.

[@keegan6388]

Rise and shine, mister freeman, rise and... shine

[@BradsPitts.]

Digging the RDJ look!

[@lacylamere9717]

🖤

[@snowyday3276]

Blissful sleep...

[@stoneylonesomeASMR]

You sure know how to do an intriguing title...

[@ladyhawk6999]

You are very handsome!

[@vanpiisu88]

I love your tingly voice 🧡😍😌...

[@Yume2oo5]

In this difficult time, I really long for death!

[@peepnox7747]

:D

[@BradLad56]

Holy crap. This is the first video I've seen where he whispers lol

[@elig7087]

🥪

[@that_is_my_real_name]

SIR WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

[@sandieasmr4187]

Lovely video

[@arabicwomannamedsahar1114]

i like it ‘ thank you 🌙🌹As a Muslim, I believe in the afterlife and the Day of Judgment.

[@Kh4jiiT]

This better work

[@jasenkavukelic5047]

So I read "pantless".

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Yeah, that's a different thing.

[@templarhayward4054]

I refuse the quick death if I'm going to die I'm going down like my brethren

[@Mad_Rabbit69]

When you first watch this in 2022

[@morokolli8700]

Hey you can do it for yourself!!!..

[@palemale2316]

yes thank you so happy to die now, doing it today. goodbye 😔

[@oOcitizenOo]

Mr.Jefferson?

[@timoh2248]

excuse me, WHAT?!?!

[@tfwnoyandere]

that description is kvlt asf

[@RobertEHouse]

How quick are we talking? I only have a little over an hour.

[@TheASMHOURPresentedByPGGlassho]

GG no re

[@тоска-р1о]

Looking like Gordon freeman lol. be a good asmr

[@RationallySkeptical]

Your whispers are UNUSUALLY breathy. I'm not sure why, but you seem to be using way more air to whisper than is necessary. You seem to need to inhale or exhale after just a few words, which is distracting...at least to me. Why so breathy?

[@PhoenicianSailor]

This is interesting, may be my nose being stuffed contributing so I had to mouth breathe, and I think I exaggerated it a bit intentionally. Possibly the wrong move, or possibly incipient signs of disease. Time will tell.

[@lebz752]

@@PhoenicianSailor Don’t worry I like your breath🥺

[@lebz752]

Your username fits this so well

[@syncopatedglory]

@@lebz752 i like it too, extra tingly 👍

[@machinecode5273]

Thank you, I changed my mind about the adderalls.

[@theroadstopshere]

Ah yes, A Quick and Painless Death. Exactly what I want on a Monday morning. Excellent timing.

[@connorritz1580]

Great video