A Racist Uber Driver, Tupac’s Influence & Fake Funerals - Ian Lara - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

[@stevencraig293]

Under appreciated intellect and delivery. Dudes a star.

[@JUNIOR-sp6mp]

what he ^ said. He’s good, funny Af😄

[@yahavshalem5692]

Absolutely agree, helmet strap

[@petersellers9944]

This guy's got it. Ian Lara - we want more standup from you.

[@Wynter_Heat]

freaking fax!!!

[@harryjones9985]

I agree 100

[@lymphy12]

This dude is funny, cant wait to see how his comedy is going to change as he grows.

[@customerguy8581]

agreed, he has solid jokes and a really good delivery, he could do great

[@researchmanager9454]

100%

[@silverwolf469]

facts

[@phasm42]

"And you're wearing three rosaries." 😅

[@ladybluelotus]

😂😂

[@1337Tempest]

"Something about gunshots and police sirens, it's like a white noise machine to us." Hilarious and true in a way

[@JanjayTrollface]

I wonder how many people got the double entendre immediately, or missed it completely *8 )

[@yonaraalexandre5200]

I live in a village and my partner lives in London he puts on olive sirens on after the third day to feel at home. 😂

[@lilkandy7042]

Aww man just stfu

[@kedabro1957]

@@JanjayTrollface OMFG I just now got it.

[@jomanikarani]

the way i said YESSSS, wu tang gives me peace 😫

[@nate7418]

His accent is such a fascinating mix between African American and Latino and it’s dope af

[@JPatelLive]

Thanks for 2pac; "Even as a crack fiend Mama, you always were a Black Queen, Mama!" 📝😄

[@demonking8803]

This comment confused me for a moment because that’s how a lot of people sound where I’m from.

[@nicsab09]

Isn't that what the average Jet Blue ground crew sounds like? Lol they are all born in NYC or grew up there, but originate from DR, Puerto Rico, or Cuba.

[@shnouth5391]

You mean it's a normal voice? Cause it just sounds like a normal voice.

[@keelanesquivel3854]

Cancelled On Twitter not sure what ‘normal’ is in terms of accents but sure.

[@clichebasnight9911]

“Then you should be selling druuugs” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂DYYYYYIIING Laughing

[@ceofounder]

The skit of his grandparents being together for 59 years,; and now they're thinking about getting married! Hilarious! Totally like his flow and delivery. Hope he becomes a great success!

[@junetynf]

My Grandmother might be the one

[@rxnnnz9698]

I don’t get it. Can someone explain the joke ?

[@nicomoist5336]

@@rxnnnz9698 Hispanic parents have the stereotype of not marrying because of the Catholic upbringings of not wanting to divorce. So instead of being stuck in a marriage, some people just stay "partners" until they want to marry lmao Also they can be lazy lmao My parents been together for 10 years and haven't gotten married in the church yet XD

[@alltonwatson2461]

"Yo, you care about a woman's grammar?" "What do you mean? Like her period?" Technically, yes. Lmao

[@Reesetopher]

Don't leave me

[@dashm33]

exact one i was finna comment on haha

[@lexluger7703]

HahahahH

[@vaniset]

Like how he did that 😂😂

[@Invictusidk]

you should change it instead of "Technically, yes" you should put "Yes, but no"

[@Sunny-zc8ox]

Accidentally clicked on this but glad I did.

[@coledeviese2312]

Same bruh

[@coledeviese2312]

Unique perspective

[@giftedscrub]

I clicked cause my name Ian and there’s another kid named Ianz bday today

[@sickvendetta9]

Same

[@alexandertorres3987]

EXACTLY

[@cognacmuzik5634]

I was waiting on him to speak Spanish tho ...

[@yvettemt123]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daniaa1602]

i dont understand this expectation that u need to prove u can speak another language to random ppl lol. Y'all always be like u speak Spanish?? say something in spanish!! like bxtch no. u wudnt knw wtf i was saying anyway loool

[@juanpablorobayo9891]

sammme

[@mr.c9820]

word !

[@cognacmuzik5634]

IThink_ BLM ok so are you gonna speak it or ....

[@humanbeing5918]

"grammar" = period - this is genius

[@melvina628]

This dude is the one. Too funny! 6:57 "My grandmother might be the one."

[@matthewchamberlin6171]

Literally never stepped foot in the US and this man had me CRYING over what it was like to be there. KILLED IT!!! Tightest set i've heard in a while.

[@CristinaCee]

"There's a crackhead in my neighborhood I gotta call Beyonce."😂 I will laugh at that forever.

[@mattpoochi6964]

This was hilarious! I was 37 when I had a child. I had a black friend that was 42 with no children. I said, Do you know how rare you are? He said, I’ll never be well done. 😆😆😁

[@nasergamih3120]

Bars 🤣🤣🤣

[@sycofya1677]

Mans a genius

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

That's clever. I decided to stop dating and vowed to never have children when I was in my early 20s. I don't even fap lol. We exist.

[@yadiramayorga5897]

This guy was funny as hell

[@niibortey7753]

‘Was’...Is he dead 🧐

[@karensparks7863]

Tooooooo funny. Wishing you much success !

[@melanietoth1376]

My great grandparents came to the us from Hungary as a teen and and 21. My great grandmother learned English, she knew German, and kept speaking Hungarian all her life. My great grandfather never learned after even 60 + years! He relied on his wife, even as a business owner. It takes skillz. Lol

[@mikeg6285]

"i met a dude named King" I know a dude named Lord Almighty, his brother is Casanova and their sisters name is Tapioca...Im not joking

[@blueraspberry2317]

One of my friends has a sister named tangerine 🍊 🤦‍♀️

[@pscoolguy]

I knew a girl named, "Latrina." I guess her parents were really into toilets. Maybe they will have other children and name them "Beday," and, "Urinalia".

[@rod1840]

@@pscoolguy Urinalia is kinda cool ngl O.O

[@bonitahobbs2097]

Just since his SISTA ain't named Pa- ja-ma!!!! FOR REAL DOE?!!😁

[@justforfun538]

What...!!!

[@wellhi2430]

My new favorite comedian! None of his jokes fell flat 😂

[@LWWM]

Kenya where I am from converted to the metric system early on after our independence. My Mom was young but she recalls people going to the butcher and asking for a kilometer of meat. For Americas is like asking for 10 yards of meat. That's not how it works! 😂🤭🤣

[@bobtube414]

Don't judge someone till you've walked a kilogram in their shoes

[@anthonynorman7545]

Damn, what did they need 22 pounds of meat for!?

[@truladywms]

Science geek, so I learned it for fun.

[@whozsanebuddylaw]

Hmmmm. I'm Kenyan and I have yet to hear of such an experience like your mom's. Very unique 😬😬😬💀💀💀

[@TrueNuetral]

@@bobtube414 so subtle, im dead

[@Acid_Ash]

The fact the he’s on the hustle and doesn’t care how he refers to someone is one of the most wholesome things I’ve heard a comedian sayy

[@ekdaufin1485]

We already made our signs....🤣

[@yourstepdadism]

Every New-Yorker Favorite Line: *-Well, This Is New York City*

[@pd9662]

Ian Lara: "You want me to call you they, i'll call you they. There's a crack head in my neighborhood i gotta call Beyonce". Me: hahahaha😂..hey that rhymes..LOL

[@summerleigh614]

SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A SPECIAL!!!🙌🙌🙌

[@brii-anntaylor8679]

I’ve never seen him before but there is something about him that looks so normal. Protect Ian at all costs

[@sirrzoidberg3771]

I want this guy to make it! I love his style of comedy.

[@vegandolls]

this is really quality classic stand up. His timing is flawless and it flows so comfortably- wow, I'm really impressed. And for whatever reason I've seen literally all of youtube standup routines. quarantine and whatnot

[@KatieGray1]

same

[@bluetry35722]

Our white noise machine lol "Not adapting is the most American thing you can do." Realest chit ever

[@nicomoist5336]

I was born in America but I refuse to change my accent lmaoo Y'all not understanding me and that's fine with me!

[@jaydelon]

LMAO 🤣 " We already made our signs I'm sorry"

[@5trezip23]

What he said about Pac is so true. I never grew up with a mom. But I cry almost every time I listen to that song.

[@laustin2832]

I have a friend named King. When we met I didn't believe him for a few months.

[@pelviselvis3421]

Crazy! I do too and I asked to see his ID before I believed him. It is a cool name.

[@jaskey]

My MMA coach was named Dragon. Like I learned to fight from Dragon. I thought it was weird when I was introduced, but it's a really cool thing for me to be able to say.

[@blacklivessportsworldwide6967]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rochellethundercloud346]

Had a friend in junior high named christ our lord

[@keetopuffs]

My youngest in named Queen and NOBODY believes it lol

[@camilaarias5539]

Sooo proud of my Dominican brother, so talented

[@BG-sq7zf]

Yes indeed 👍🏻

[@sogiftedprolific6326]

& black.

[@suzaynnschick158]

I enjoyed more of this set than I enjoy of most of the comedians on KZbin. Keep going Mr. Lara.

[@hoopears]

Lmaoooo my mom is the same way she been here since 21 yrs old and shes 62 now and no englishhhh love my ma

[@DrHeartless]

Love your name. Genesis.

[@hoopears]

Thank you cheese

[@mellomello8596]

“Im bringing NYC wit me. I got a New York attitude, I can’t live nowhere else” 💯haha

[@Omisade-kr7re]

His mother knows that English ain’t a real language 😂😂😂😍🥰🥰navy seal commitment 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@zacharyspangler432]

It's like, four languages in a trenchcoat

[@bogdanalindaragiu1314]

@@zacharyspangler432 made on purpose to be able to lie and deceit in negociation

[@mechadonia]

Bogdan Alin Daragiu explain

[@wildboy6718]

Pigeon language

[@AlmondGlazedSunrise]

Is it me or does he sound like a young Denzel Washington who decided to become a stand-up comedian?

[@dal6100]

I thought this and seconds later saw your comment. Creepy!!! But yes, I agree. I thought to myself “why do I feel like he could do a killer Denzel impression”

[@jeffreyalphonso]

he gave me keith robinson vibes

[@SurvivorDIY]

Yesss

[@r.tyranetallie6152]

Denzel Washington is from new york, and so is he... thats probably partially why they sound similar.

[@dajuagr]

Yes he does...in the movie where he is a corrupt police officer.

[@nathaliekohlman3252]

Love this! The uber routine, his routine about his Mama, original material, very creative, his New York attitude. All fun!

[@7josette]

🤣 I’m 29 also and i had kids in my earlier years and now after growing up i don’t think I’d have kids if it was now. I don’t regret my kids or anything but i also think humans need to leave the earth alone, we fucking it up tooooo much.

[@TH3RAPG4M3RxAR]

Who else sat & waited for him to speak spanish. 😅

[@grizzlyblue486]

🤣 "this is from the heart"

[@andayimushenye9839]

Not a single curse word. Just pure laughter. Thank You.

[@su-enaahleebeautifulcontra3617]

His jokes are Dead ass Facts on New York, luv my city...

[@emmanuelenyinwa1443]

"You can understand Spanish, ALEJANDRO." I love the "Alejandro".

[@natheannzbar7925]

"email Uber and tell them about your kingdom" 😆😆😆

[@marcopolo2028]

yo I worked in a homeless shelter in NYC where one of the residents nick names was Beyonce lol

[@DWEthiopia]

Yo, why New Yorkers say yo all the time

[@asiyaehsan1682]

@@DWEthiopia yo, idk

[@wildboy6718]

@@DWEthiopia you should hear Baltimore

[@TheGong00zler]

*reads title* manohman this is gonna be a wiiild ride & im buckled in & ready for it!

[@chuckchance329]

Anybody else notice how much he sounds like Denzel??

[@therealdivineinsight7]

He does

[@AYOIMASTAR]

Idk why I didn’t think he’d be funny but he’s hilarious 😭😭

[@LycanLink]

"Don't you get tired of coming home, and nothing you care about is waiting for you when you get there?" Actually, no, I love that all this money is for me and my expanding game collection. And I'm only spending a small fraction of what I have. Could you imagine if I had a family? This money would no longer exist. And don't get me started on privacy. XD

[@shaneh9591]

Amen

[@JustHereForCats]

I almost died at the way he said "amazon prime"

[@XtremFaith]

Exactly!

[@LycanLink]

Clearly, this James that responded to my comment has never seen his friends or family members lose their money, time, and sanity after having a kid. :p

[@IdontExist963]

And clearly u haven't lived life long enough

[@Ramonerdna]

'Grammar? Like her period?' Is actually a VERY good question. WHERE does she punctuate? And does she use full stops when question marks or exclamation signs would be more appropriate?

[@growingwithjoy]

Hidden gem for sure!!!!! Will be watching more !!!

[@KayElayempea]

I loved that joke about Tupac. Ian Lara has his same skills of making you relate to what he's talking about, lol!

[@kandicelewis9435]

Yea my mom served 25 years in the Air Force, yet I resonate w that line in Dear Mama so much💀💀💀

[@adrianlopez-xe6ge]

This 11 min video has 4x more laughs than the two Netflix specials I just watched, combined.

[@imhuemankeepURcolorsforcrayons]

I love when ppl don’t know I speak Spanish my mother is Puerto Rican! Ppl, be like your a Latina?? Yes my dad Jamaican and my mom is Puerto Rican, there are black ppl in Spanish speaking countries! We are Afro Latinos/Latinas

[@icecreambeats101]

The same happens with us white Latinos too. My mom is from Dominican Republic and my dad is from Brazil. Both are white as hell and still speak no English. My dad speaks only Spanish and Portuguese and my mom speaks Spanish, Creole and French and when I speak Spanish, the Americans look so surprised when I tell them I’m from Dominican Republic 😂. 2 guys were talking ish saying they wanna take me home for sex and when I responded in Spanish they actually ran 😂

[@MsLauren34]

I just love his stand ups! Can’t wait to see more!!!

[@TheMartinCaesar]

Great timing and funny as hell.

[@hgkal808]

He is GOOD! Very insightful. His ability to bring you along is smooth and thorough. His last sec change of direction is smooth with old subject matter but original content. No doubt this guy is intelligent and a hard worker. His sets show it!

[@renecruz1264]

This dude is next up. Great confidence on stage, nice even timing and funny af... really enjoyed this set 👏🏽

[@Dknow80]

Love it how he sounds like JayZ and Denzel Washington in one!! Easy for the ears...

[@manateebasketball6771]

So like he sounds like a New Yorker basically is what you are saying.

[@Dknow80]

@@manateebasketball6771 hahaha yeah.. i guess.. but no.. JayZ has a One of a kinds sounding voice right?, This dude comes close...

[@YugiWalkThrough]

he actually put the jokes together really well, incase you thought about watching it you should, good stuff my g

[@timothyamaraobrien]

He's fast and smart...looking for more!

[@consciousobserver629]

One of the best bits suggested to me lately. This guy's hilarious.

[@bsykesbeats]

Heard Mark Normand talk abt this guy on Tuesdays with Stories. This dudes hilarious 😂😂😂

[@rookymusic6310]

Comments section united behind this dude -he deserves it! Good stuff bro bro!

[@Randomlyme]

That uber part made me spit out all my food

[@noahhess4955]

The not adapting to the cutler is the most American thing is so true and hilarious 😂

[@SapphireDreamssss]

"You're wearing three rosaries" 😆

[@horridCAM]

This dude is great so glad he popped up.

[@ItCantRainAllTheTime_90]

This guy is good. I laughed the entire time! ❤️

[@isabellab.8781]

Can't wait to see more of him! Love his delivery.

[@flaviomiguel3416]

This dude is amazing. Waiting for more from him

[@miguelmacias8177]

How cold is it at the Comedy Cellar?

[@moarroz]

I think it's cuz they just walk off the street n go in then go out. My partner said he been there that wat he said

[@moarroz]

Maybe he just wanna stand out n look good who knows

[@molassio1989]

I have been there a few times (as an audience member) but the comedy cellar literally is more or less just a cellar. The comedians come on down and then they go back outside or go to the restaurant upstairs. Some comedians drop in unannounced and do unscheduled shows. Also, as an audience member, it was different. The two drink minimum kept me slightly warm.

[@miguelmacias8177]

@@moarroz makes sense.

[@ds975]

Dang it, this act was funny as hell!! Need more from Ian

[@TNDRAV]

Definitely don’t t want kids and I’ll be 29 in October. NO KIDS EVER THANKS

[@jerico80]

I had my first at 32. Best decision to wait later.

[@ibetha4774]

Libra Gang

[@sibadlamini6011]

My God and you so damn fine, I'll be your baby all day

[@no0bbbb]

Facts....

[@justanameonyourscreen5954]

That last one had me rolling!

[@HenryChitaika]

That thing about listening to gangsta music is real when you're upset really works for me too. It only takes 40 minutes and you're back to normal.

[@spiceboy44445]

By an hour in you’re back to some smooth ass rap lmao

[@jaybee3418]

Great stand-up! Loved every minute.

[@johnjones3332]

that amazon prime line hit really hard.

[@thevrhistorian1244]

2pac is the Goat,hands down

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

"That fine but.....UBER says I need to look for a guy named JONATHAN "

[@summera8613]

Lmao! As a New Yorker, I totally agree with him 😂😂😂😂

[@jaydotthekidd]

Dude is hilarious. Wanna see more from him.

[@theresacampbell9084]

We already made our signs lol 😂 day

[@ANDUAN93]

His transitions are wicked smooth

[@uncleben4872]

you know you're funny if you're making the piano guy laugh

[@4leaftayblack418]

This guy isn’t re inventing the wheel with comedy but he is snappy with his jokes, he’s relatable…just a good freakin comedian. If he was in my area, I would absolutely pay to watch.

[@amylala2080]

Its been awhile since I watched someone and liked their content to where I want to watch more of them,, I hope he does more stand up in the future!

[@sjrilla3210]

This dude is funny asf

[@masterpeace7630]

Such good organic comedy dayum. 👏😂

[@akirusgauge7094]

As a millennial I agree with everything he said...

[@edytking95]

I like the first 30 seconds because that is something I have experienced a lot.

[@BestBetterBestest]

He brought up pronouns and I literally was like "oh no" but my king pulled through for me!

[@reignbeauluvher]

Watching again and subscribing!

[@jedwards1792]

Love this guy! Great set.

[@connormclaughlin1806]

this is how you make respectful and tasteful jokes about pronouns

[@raycontreras422]

This is my kind of comedian, not a single word or profanity or lewdness but super funny and totally relevant.

[@cassass8077]

I’m definitely calling my mom a crack queen on a mothers day card now 😹😹