Crying While Going Down on a Woman - Ethan Simmons-Patterson - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

Ethan Simmons-Patterson shares the advice his parents gave him to avoid catching the coronavirus and recalls getting emotional while going down on a woman he was dating. (Contains strong language.)
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[@jeancarlosortiz1941]

"Can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" has got to be the Gen Z motto

[@stephynuts3924]

Hell yea lol.

[@scurus11scurus]

damn, that’s a good point... that’s why i recycle my meth through my urine ♻️

[@mikecrooks876]

😙💨 makes the world go round

[@nekosaiyajin8529]

It hit close to home

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

u know da vibes 😼

[@polarisgemini52]

Bruh that starting caption you guys put in makes look like stand up is now extinct and this is one the Last stand up ever performed on earth lmao

[@ummeiguess]

well that's one perspective 😳😂

[@Jajajaja1229]

Lmaooo i was thinking the same thing

[@DBMe33]

Put a pin in that & lets revisit this in about a year & a half from now. 🤫😉

[@allsmiles7106]

@@DBMe33 we back, and we are doing fine. Sorta

[@funcats1999]

It's spookier now

[@stuartkuhan]

"sports have been cancelled so men have to just... live with themselves" 😂🤣😆

[@highandmighty37]

"Cant smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist".....He's doing Gods work up there👌🏽 😂

[@harrisonroman8264]

Really great set. Cry laughed at the image of him crying while eating.

[@AudoricArt]

"when did you decide to be trans?" "uh actually I'm not trans I jus don't wanna disappoint mah dad" That punch line got me rolling!

[@j.j1916]

Top 10 ironic lines in standup

[@spookyfirkser]

*know you were trans

[@xestea]

No deadass, trans people have always the gender they want to identify as, it's just that their gender expression didn't fit them due to society's views. Gender expression is the way you present yourself on masculinity or feminity.

[@jstdnac4719]

This is the most progressive uplifting hilarious set I've seen in a while who knew I needed a dark skin locd man who admits to crying over womens struggles to make me feel better about the state of the world I'd greatly like to see more

[@alpimarzi5501]

Same!

[@lilleilei169]

yeah that was unexpectedly wholesome, i appreciate him

[@elevatedvibes9769]

Kinggg

[@elizahhoward3923]

My hair ain’t locd but I cry over women’s struggles daily, just thought id let you know we out here 😩😢😢😢

[@clientele732]

The dark skin thing is off putting...

[@t.oliver1681]

I never thought I would see this guy doing comedy. He was a vicious linebacker in high school I played football with him from eighth grade all the way to senior year

[@royareyzabal823]

What does linebacker mean?

[@Nunyabiznessboi]

@@royareyzabal823Defensive player in Football.

[@Marri76]

Somebody screamed "Urologist" at the screen. This is our safe space...

[@christianrapper]

Yep

[@darlingmaroo8463]

Yup.

[@leaveacommentinSTFU]

Urologists also treat women.

[@Mari-gi6wl]

Andrologist

[@devinkk]

yep, i was like there is such a doctor ... guys don't go to them unless they absolutely must though. i wonder why...patriarchy probably.

[@undergroundsounds332]

This guy is a star lol. Wish there was more content from him. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. His jokes really resonate.

[@meelahmanifestslove]

The cop part had me cracking up “Yeah man I know what you mean” 🤣🤣

[@marcusjackson3138]

I really like him he seem like a supportive friend 😂

[@jaysmith1685]

thanks to Trojan for providing the mic with a condom

[@jonanah]

What an original and hilarious set, this man’s comedic intelligence is unreal. Can’t wait to see more of Ethan’s stuff!

[@mateobanda6808]

He Looks Like College Was Made For Him

[@YourMomsNewHusband]

I see what you did there 😉

[@mileslaw]

"can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" lol

[@i8paste]

First time I’ve seen this dude. Very, VERY funny.

[@nunyabiznes5489]

"Thats how you become an ally". Oh lord thats good

[@sexiiliexi]

I love how uplifting & positive this set is like it goes against normal stereotyping & is just a good hearted laugh ❣

[@frogsareprettyneato2588]

The crying bit was so wholesome and this man deserves to be protected by all costs

[@irfanumar]

Wasn't quite sure how he was gonna live up to the intro but he went above and beyond it!

[@evellagnomore]

Definitely the best comedian that I've seen on this stage. Very thoughtful, innovative, and hilarious. 10/10

[@saleenz9643]

One of the most enjoyable, uplifting, insightful, and down to earth sets in a hot minute!

[@mattmahler8450]

Nice set. Natural smooth hilarious chill delivery and brave topics. Hope to see more and bigger things! 🤙

[@phillippatrick1295]

I’ve sincerely never seen myself in a comedian more than I do with this guy. He’s hilarious 😂 and beyond relatable.

[@Winksmusic]

"yeah he's still robbin' people, but now...he knows why."

[@kerch-e]

My first time seeing this man. I can't wait for more.

[@spottedchameleon427]

Kind of reminds me of Pete Davidson in the why he delivers his jokes.

[@user-nz6si6md1z]

i was thinking the same exact thing!

[@motomax13]

just wrote the same

[@deliysseusgaming4377]

Bro, I was tryna figure out who he reminded me of!! Thank you 😂

[@nyzamilligan8801]

“Now blink real fast “😂😂😂

[@MeganTiffany123]

I want more from this dude!! Funny but also positive what more u need

[@dopeboi13yearsago9]

"can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist" *oregon's new motto.*

[@astrosamurai789]

This guy is pretty funny I hope to see more of him

[@NoFairiesAllowed]

This is one of the good ones Comedy Central

[@CordaroBlu]

"Haha gotta hit his marks."

[@Viper-py4pg]

I love how the microphone has a mask/hair net thing on 😂 Ethan is cool as hell 😎

[@ExcieMusic]

This is great, I want some more Ethan asap

[@Totaleclipseoftheheart222]

This is hilarious 😂 First time hearing Ethan

[@g8eo3]

I feel like this dude is the vanguard of a new style of comedy as far as content is concerned. I really liked his style and demeanor. Keep it up, bro!

[@ampgamer7941]

For some reason the side line "why you drinking Gatorade" made me laugh the hardest

[@worldcitizen3371]

Wholesome, quality content. Thank you. Im actually going to try to find more of this guy's sets.

[@carolynr1009]

Oh my gawd this guy is hilarious! So glad I clicked on this! I hope to see a lot more of him! Great set dude!

[@ocmoney3449]

That last joke had me dying even after the video went off, got my own sandwich 🥪 🤣

[@robaskins5916]

Thank you so much for putting this out you had me dying the whole time, I could totally see you selling out arenas brother 💯🤣😭

[@PeachySenpai211]

Genuinely funny. We need more comedians like this.

[@rmonjefferson4640]

the cop joke is gold! lmao

[@indigoriviera]

Was chuckling throughout the whole set 😂

[@hkfauks8712]

I LIKE THIS GUY💯 MORE OF HIM PLEASE

[@Kei-Kei]

God have mercy on the world, the men are working through their issues with gunplay! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Galaticboyyounggee]

😂😂😂 that wasn’t men words that was for the rainbow fellas

[@a.t.hustle1583]

"I don't even call any fouls, they deserve it" 😂😂

[@michaelflinch4976]

This dude is fresh funny and fearless! Big up! 😁

[@astrogirlmp3]

The wayyy I love everything about him lmao he's got such a good energy and he's genuinely funny, pls post him more

[@SwimsWithWhales31]

This was great! Looking forward to seeing more from him!

[@astrochild1575]

The cop bit was hilarious man this was good and wholesome

[@xombiekat13]

That was great. Can't wait to see more of this dude.

[@ummeiguess]

🤯😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤔🥴😜 took me through everything LOL *can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist*

[@carolyntalbot947]

"...and that's how you become an ally." 😂👍

[@udiclays]

He said "Thats how you become an ally" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Dragunov3912]

Urban Progressive Social Critiques and Observations. The future of comedy is bright once the pandemic is over

[@K-wq5zl]

I haven't laughed this hard from standup in at least a year. The doctor part kills me

[@j.r09160]

Not sure if anyone else caught this... But if my "foot doctor" called me a "cat daddy" ... I'm out

[@ieatemcees]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonynorman7545]

And that's how you become an ally! 😂

[@veganbackpacking-8559]

Love how this guy is such a modern man! Great example for many, especially those still dwelling in old-fashioned toxic masculinity, mostly hurting themselves ánd the people around them. Respect Ethan! (y)

[@chreezy24]

This is a good, productive gun fight 🤣

[@ekdaufin1485]

So surprisingly wonderful. Thought from the title it might be disrespectful to women but was wonderful and great content.

[@TheCaptainCrocs]

One of my favorite sets in a long time

[@MattsMetalMusic]

I try to watch every stand up channel. I try to watch every video. Haha. This guy has some talent! I'm fucking crying.

[@baldbeardcombo]

Lmaoo "i got daddy issues bow bow"

[@Antonella-em3je]

so cool and warming at the same time, thank you

[@Brizzly]

I'm glad y'all posted this. Hilarious 😂

[@wolfie9229]

This guy is good! i love how he brought good humour to many social efforts

[@Ramonerdna]

This is weird to watch in Corona times...because it happens in the inbetween where people KNEW about Corona, but crowds and filmed stand up shows were still a thing. Most videos you can see the clearly whether its before or after, but this middle ground is kinda trippy

[@queenkatt3066]

he has the best energy

[@angelahamlett8249]

Crying in the Yoni. I never heard that before. lol...

[@kimmyball4961]

Never heard " Yoni " !! Lol

[@j.r09160]

Also never heard yoni 🤦🏿‍♂️ I like it

[@YourMomsNewHusband]

That’s the ancient word for poom-poom

[@cecilycook5592]

Get a lot of "Pete Davidson" vibes lol love it

[@attack0nmem0ry]

Shout out to Comedy Cellar: Hope to enjoy the live shows (& future videos) again soon!

[@christaarmstead1989]

He killed it very dope i was laughing whole time

[@alien-rat]

This guy is great. He had me cracking up

[@NewAgeSlaves]

This guy is impressive going in I didnt know what to expect but he kept my attention and I was entertained peace to him hope he keeps growing it's not easy being up there

[@janayh2817]

No no no 🧐...this is glass.

[@jamesledesma2815]

one of my new favorite comedians

[@yionlo]

haven't had a good one like this in a while!!

[@allxmike8202]

That high 5 lol perfect

[@ochi1133]

damn this guys hilarious. funnier than some of those top netflix specials.

[@babak3454]

Can’t smoke crack in a world that doesn’t exist 😂😂

[@Undenyablysuave]

Dope set. Let’s see more of this guy.

[@IPuGBTT]

I lol’d hard at the sandwiches bit

[@Marx1684]

Searching for your material now. You got the juice bruh.

[@rhonnythetypicalwhiteboy]

"this the end times you just need to know everything" lmao

[@jamie-kh7zy]

one of my new fav comics I love this man

[@gwsxoxo]

Ethan Simmons is really funny, hope to see more of his comedy soon ...

[@akalawada]

Haha he’s got really good pacing. Progressive gangster comedy.

[@racheltucker8054]

What makes him a gangster 🤣🙄

[@racheltucker8054]

What makes him a gangster 🤣🙄

[@mrs.d2411]

This 11 minute video took me like 14 minutes to watch cause I had to rewind the really funny parts🤣🤣🤣

[@angellombness4371]

I did the same. 🤍

[@lauraboles4027]

This is one of the most unique world views I've ever heard

[@redips14]

Killed it, Ethan :)

[@lukeb9282]

This guy is hilarious 😂 hope he continues!

[@cecilia4947]

Wtf is going on in trains in America? I've heard many... Interesting stories

[@fpcooper95]

It’s the closest you can get to the wild west. People lose their minds in those tunnels 🙅🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😩

[@cecilia4947]

@@fpcooper95 hahahaha I really have to visit that

[@AlllSmiless]

Lol, it's NYC

[@fpcooper95]

C tbh, you don’t lol

[@rumpleforeskin833]

It's mainly in NYC

[@GeneBurnett]

Funny stuff. I hope to see more of this dude. I get a little Franklyn Ajaye vibe here and there and I LOVE Franklyn Ajaye.

[@amberadams2935]

What a good man

[@tomkuklinski2084]

this was an incredibly uplifting comedy set

[@catalinacurio]

Ethan are you married, I like your stance, but not the crying... 😂😂😂😂💖

[@JaJaKisses]

i was literally preeing for his insta lmao where he at