A Return to Form! | Jackbox | Full Stream from Jan 8th, 2022

[@yonbikyone]

Tom with the sad, almost heartbroken "Am I 8th?" for the sandwich was so funny to me. He sounded so dejected, it was adorable.XD

[@aquaticchaos1717]

Jeremy has such a good impression of the TMP host. Fun fact, there's apparently an easter egg/secret line where the host forgets to put on the deep voice changer, and turns out he's actually the Quiplash host too

[@nightshade616]

which explains his fodness for using Quiplash as a killing room game...

[@aquaticchaos1717]

@@nightshade616 Likely, although after later digging I found out the "easter egg" also applies for a few more voices than just the Quiplash host Shmitty: the IRL voice actor (who is different from the others), and the hosts of Guesspionage and Fakin' It. Although it is worth noting that two voice lines of it being Schmitty are recorded, whereas the rest only have one. Not only that but in TMP2, the host will kidnap Schmitty for a round of Killing Room Quiplash. This more than likely confirms more that they're different people if my previous notes didn't make it obvious enough.

[@ZeroSol18]

1:08 - Trivia Murder Party 2 / 53:43 - Poll Mine / 01:29:30 - Job Job / 02:20:43 - Guesspionage /

[@RubyRoks]

Thanks for the timestamps :) As much as i love Jeremy and crew, i freaking hate Poll Mine

[@Satherian]

Tay: "He's kinda easy." Daddy Long Legs: "First of all, how dare you"

[@caseyr1154]

"Those are all Australian things!" *dies in kiwi*

[@EllieODaire]

I'm like the holy grail of viewers that feel called out by this stream, I'm a truck driver from Montana that likes Red Delicious apples.

[@cyndilouwho]

Yes! Been looking for something to watch this morning! Thanks Jeremy!

[@TFenton95]

Renaming Jeremy to Vanilla Hussy in discord was a hilarious detail

[@alinarodgers]

This was exactly what I needed today. I have Covid and my smell/taste has gone and made my anxiety spike so badly I can't sleep. Distractions are pretty good for me.

[@aloraroxx]

That was me last week so I feel your pain. It gets better tho! 💕

[@alinarodgers]

@@aloraroxx I hope so. I can't wait to taste things again.

[@trli7117]

It seems to me that using a flame thrower against zombies would make things way worse before it made them better. If decomposition doesn't stop a zombie from moving I don't see why being on fire would. It would just be a bunch of burning zombies running around eating people and setting stuff on fire for however long it takes bodies to burn to Ash.

[@aquaticchaos1717]

It'd more likely depend on how long it'd take for the fire to roast and destroy the brain, since a majority of zombie media specifies it as their only major weakness. Is it badass? Yes. Is it risky? Absolutely. Would I theoretically recommend it? Unless there's a ton of zombies in an open space and very little valuables nearby that can be lost, HELL NO!

[@ONKVP]

That third office game has me in tears, I've never seen it before

[@isabelchmontuenga]

Its part of the newest jackbox, thats probably why

[@neo24561]

Idk why but the way kat says Missouri sounds so funny to me.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

"I attack the bastard with Florida and Tinder!" is such a great out of context quote

[@wetbread6757]

31:44 There's actually a whole lot of blood group outside the ABO and RH, including the P blood group system

[@an_earth_angel]

90 mile beach only being like. 50 miles. Is my FAVORITE thint

[@sliceofsparta8985]

The instant I saw Jeremy start thinking on the Alexander the Great question, I freaking KNEW he was thinking of the Epic Rap Battle lol

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

🎶 We are the Grapes of Wrath. We never take a bath! 🎶

[@JoshuaKirtley]

Cheesy saying, "the suump" killed me. It's around 51:36.

[@jatkinson1993]

Am I insane to think flamethrower would be the worst weapon for the zombie apocalypse. It doesn’t kill zombies and just sets your place on fire.

[@aquaticchaos1717]

If I recall, a majority of zombie media describes that the only way to kill them is by going for the head/brain. Theoretically fire would be relatively effective albeit slower and more risky. If you want to look like a badass then sure, go for it. But a more effective approach would probably be just simply a gun or weapon with a long handle like an axe.

[@breannamorice3749]

“They’re all Australian thing” “I went with kiwi” *the only not Australian one*

[@haleybrown]

6:46 Jeremy: I guess Cockatoo isn’t really Australian Me an Australian: no they are, I think you meant a kiwi Jeremy lol

[@mitchelltaylor6917]

Jeremy: I knew no one would give a s*** bout Montana! Me, a Montanan: 😢

[@johnayers6951]

How weird is being 10% of the population?

[@aquaticchaos1717]

A Montananananan?

[@mitchelltaylor6917]

@@aquaticchaos1717 Indeed. We have technology.

[@mitchelltaylor6917]

@@johnayers6951 Whaddya mean 10% of the population? If we were that populous yall'd have to give a s*** bout Montana.

[@johnayers6951]

@@mitchelltaylor6917 no, I mean you, yourself are 10% of the population of Montana

[@TyphonMar]

I love Red Delicious. Especially when very firm

[@Bobal27]

2:13:17 Do you have multiple personalities? That makes seven of us!

[@PointsofData]

I would give Chilled the sandwich because I'd be afraid he'd kill me for it then go on some paranoid rambling about me being a sussy baka for eating a sandwich, whilst eating my sandwich EDIT: A Bridezillas episode had the couple talking about annulments at the reception, so it's definitely possible to...well it wasn't so much cold feet in that instance as massive disrespect to the in-laws being the last straw, but yeah.

[@ONKVP]

Wow, another Death Road to Canada enjoyer

[@blackvial]

Flamethrower would be a horrible anti zombie weapon. Zombies don't feel pain and even while on fire they will keep coming at you

[@aquaticchaos1717]

Flamethrower and bazooka are both bad choices. Sure, they technically work, but they're both incredibly risky despite how badass you'd look. I can't decide if fists are better or worse than those two because at least there's less risk to people around you...but you're using fists. On zombies. That can tear you apart when they have you in their grasps.

[@ghostgurlgamer]

Using a cotton swab to clear your ears can be perfectly safe. You just cannot go deep into the canal.

[@FilthAndRuin]

tonight I learned you cannot hold a kitten while watching Job Job because all she wanted to do was play with the clock timer....

[@TomboTheTornado]

Matt with the Math

[@sethhammy5496]

I care about montana Jeremy. I do.

[@crystaljon]

14:15 I can't help but wonder if Shakira being there is a reference to Jack on Trivial Pursuit.

[@amywriterrose]

Jeremy a kiwi is distinctly not Australian

[@LightHawKnight]

I wonder what kind of sauceless gnocchi Tay gets.

[@Rock_Hawk]

Okay but hear me out. 100 mil view video right here. Go in with Chilled on a Gnocci Limp Bizkit parody.

[@The_Ashling]

...Ninety Mile Beach is in New Zealand

[@larikauranen2159]

i like it at the beginning how the mistook Marco Polo for Christopher Columbus. Nothing but 250 years separeting their lives..

[@IsThatAShortJoke]

Someone finally beat Cheesy at Rules.

[@angiadcock8196]

Dude. That section about pasta was just straight up wrong. I don’t know what was worse. The voting results or some of the pronunciations. Bow tie and penne are just objectively the best pastas. They work for everything. I always have at least three boxes of each in my pasta drawer.

[@pryodragon07]

A wild Matt appears

[@jeremytecson9325]

1:27:45 Yay! 😁

[@RubyRoks]

1:53:05 i feel so called out by both of these

[@nickholmes8718]

Thats how all my runs of isaac go

[@mariacarreon2713]

Genuine question, how come jdoolz is barely in achievement hunter. I really don't know , would like to know what's happened

[@RubyRoks]

For a variety of reasons, he's decided to focus more on streaming.

[@Avengekillar]

The face cam location tho..

[@seanmcgovern1779]

I love Trivia Murder Party and Job Job, but I dislike Poll Mine so much I skip it any time someone's playing it, even an amazing group like this one.

[@TheAbyssofFire]

Same, but for Guesspionage.

[@koolkidsam]

2:14:14 Pic goes hard, feel free to screenshot

[@snowden299]

unpopular opinion. i love farfalle (bowtie) they are my fav. and i hate gnocchi, tried it several times. not for me

[@joshuajacobs5639]

Flamethrower is useless against zombies! You would just be upgrading them to flaming zombies!!

[@aquaticchaos1717]

It'd be somewhat effective as long as you have plenty of time and very little important valuables nearby that can be damaged. Since a majority of zombie media says destroying the brain is the best way to kill a zombie, it'd take a while for a rotting corpse on fire to have their brain roasted and destroyed.

[@blitzofchaosgaming6737]

What Texas thinks: Jeremy escaped but who cares?

[@jaygrice8373]

AH fans like me lol

[@blitzofchaosgaming6737]

@@jaygrice8373 I love AH too, but I'm happy for Jeremy.

[@jaygrice8373]

@@blitzofchaosgaming6737 ditto. He's the only member that I've ever watched seperate

[@blitzofchaosgaming6737]

@@jaygrice8373 Fredo's streams are cool too. And I've picked up a couple of Matt's. Those 3 are so alike while being totally different... lol

[@Artemis-zd2ce]

Wasn’t Frank Sinatra very Anti Segregation? Am I thinking of someone else? I could’ve sworn he was an Italian American and tried extremely hard to fight racism.

[@halfblooddutchprince]

56:30 💙💙

[@chuckwagon9923]

The ERB quote killed me 🤣

[@origionalnamehereok]

All of these weapons are bad or at best inconsistent for a zombie apocalypse. Metal baseball bat? Fire axe? Hunting rifle hello? Flaming zombies is worse than normal zombies, bazooka is improbable to have and use regularly and is also likely to cause more problems, revolvers have a limited capacity and are loud, fists are baller and you get to have one good fight then you tap out, butchers knife has potential but is too short range, samurai swords are over hyped and not as strong as you'd expect from what actual historians and craftsman have said, chains is just a bad idea, and a 2x4 with a nail is actually just worse than a 2x4 without one. I have strong opinions about zombie survival

[@aquaticchaos1717]

I reckon the fire axe would be the best choice. They're relatively durable, don't require ammo, have a decent length in handle, and can pretty easily hack into the head of an undead corpse and destroy the one vital organ keeping them alive. Flamethrower and bazooka could technically work but it'd be unrealistically badass realistically risky.

[@origionalnamehereok]

@@aquaticchaos1717 also fire axe has the added benefit of being a tool as well.

[@stevesager4032]

Do you tap out to the Boston crab submission shirtless and in boxer shorts 🩳 say you give up

[@IsThatAShortJoke]

Pink lady and honeycrisp apples are so good. I have a controversial opinion about Granny Smith though. I think they taste great, but the experience of eating them is the worst, so I don't like them. The skin is way too thick on Granny Smith.

[@MrGBH]

My favourite thing about Laser being an acronym is that Americans somehow spell it wrong

[@beatricelafenestre2183]

that flamethrower should have been 8 100%. what's worse than a horde of zombies trying to eat you? a horde of FLAMING zombies trying to eat you >o>

[@aquaticchaos1717]

Bazooka and fist are also really bad choices. Hard to say which is the absolute worst of the three.

[@emanymton713]

Frank Sinatra did not hate black people.

[@PointsofData]

Itd be a good idea to provide more context my dude, because he didnt just "not hate black people". He was an ardent civil rights supporter and even tore up a contract when a theatre barred Sammy Davis Jr (very good friend of Sinatras) because of his race. No idea where Jeremy got that he was racist, maybe the era he grew up in? Think he was still a bit of a dick tho.

[@emanymton713]

@@PointsofData sometimes you don’t want to type out a dissertation in KZbin comments about why someone is wrong and just say you’re wrong. But you’re right I should have given context on *why* he was wrong and not just said “ you’re wrong” .